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...something about my wife got promoted...new freezers... I worry that she will be like the last guy that got caught having sex in the freezer. I blow it off because I know I trust her.

Then, I am working at my first job again. Long John Silvers. I am training some new hire and we are making potatoes. Sherry my old boss is talking to Sarah. I feel awkward because of what happened between us and I later snobbed her facebook request. I try to avoid her.I am rushing around. Getting ready to open the store.

Then I am outside. This Guy is talking to Jana. I am too far away to hear. She is sitting at a table under a large sign that you can put the black letters in. (idk what they call that) There was something about my wife and this guy before. She told me about him and how he always cheats on his women. Oh thats the guy that got fired.

So now I have control of the sign. I have keyboard but it is like I am texting here.
"Dooshbag. Major dooshbag. He will cheat on you." (idk why I spelled dooshbag like this but I know I was doing it on purpose) She replies on the sign something like an ads for church service on Sunday. I look at her like wtf. She smiles at me. Then he puts his hands on his butt runs off to the bathroom. She had put something in his food. I laugh so hard at this and the look on his face was priceless