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I went to take a nap in the afternoon last night and almost immediately started WILD. Seeing as I have gotten over my fear of the first part of WILD, I tried to sit up and separate myself from my body. The first time I tried was too soon and I actually ended up sitting up and waking myself up luckily I didn't mess it up so it started again immediately and I was more patient this time.

I ended up on a random street with some people around, and I remembered the task of the month where you have to throw a snowball at someone. There was no snow around, so I tried materializing one in my hand. It took a few tries, but it worked. There was some bald, fat man in a brown coat walking in the direction away from me, so I threw it at his back. He turned around for a second but just kept walking. Kind of disappointing. Weird thing about this LD, was that there were like golden glowing flakes/sparks falling from the sky, but they never reached the ground. I'm not sure what that was all about. I don't really want to disclose the rest of the LD, because I got bored and experimented with sex stuff, which always makes me wake up, I don't even know why I bother.

Its a night time. I go to public phone box to make a phone call. I throw some money in, but it somewhat doesn't work (missed dream sign). I press the button to return my money.... but much more comes out. I press it again and loads of £1 coins comes out. I type 2500 on the dial and £2500 comes out. I take it quickly, fill up my pocket with some more coins and I go away, as I know that it will be a problem. I feel that there must be a camera and the telephone company will find out that there are money missing. Then they will look at the video and see who did it. But I also know that if I get out quickly, they will not prove anything as I did it smoothly :shade wink:
There is someone else going to the phone box.... I see he is taking loads of money too.... later I see policeman asking for him.

There was also some farewell party and I was supposed to do speech. It was outside during a summer evening. I started talking, having no idea who those people were. Then I encourage everyone to a drink and someone offers to go and buy drink for all. I feel guilty as I have all the money from the phone box..... so I should pay. The big fat guy that is paying also buys loads of junk food and some strange fried corn sticks.... He looks wealthy and I have a feeling that he is showing off a little bit.

My recall stays fragmented and I seem to not have any weapons against that. I usually only remember the last bit before waking up. Still, at least something every day. So let's head back to the past again. We have now reached July 2009, my best ever lucid month - 8 lucids in a month. To make that record, I had to have a lucid right on the first night of July. So let's delve into it.

Sex-filled Lucid with Bananas and Hairy-assed Fat Dudes <- My best headline so far.
Date: July 1st
Lucid: Yes
Method: DILD

My phone was calling people on it's own. It was possessed. It called to some unknown guy and then other unknown voice insulted the one who answered. Answerer got really upset for being called and insulted in the middle of the night. I was trying to explain that it wasn't me and that some unknown source is controlling my phone. I doubt he bought it.

I was panicking. I tried to shut it down. It restarted on it's own. I tried removing the battery. It didn't work. I was really getting desperate, until all the sudden I came to my senses. "Wait a minute... This kind of thing can't happen... I must be dreaming."

After the nose test confirmed that I was dreaming, and me being a raging dick, the logical conclusion was that I'd proceed to having some hot lucid sex. Unfortunately it wasn't that hot, in fact it didn't feel like anything. So after a quickie I decided that I'd try to do the challenge that was in effect in our forum. It was still the same as my last lucid - try to ask some kind of life advice, wisdom etc. from one of our real life buddies. So I decided to again get my hands to my buddy Niko.

Again I used passive control and just presumed that he would for some reason be in the room next to our shower - he indeed was. What's this thing with Niko and our shower? Why it seemed that I always found him near there? What was he doing there? Well, all I know is that he had a rake on his hands, so I guess he was raking the leaves... inside the house. Okay, it doesn't make any sense.

Niko's dream self was pretty annoying, far more annoying than his real self. When I started talking to him, he said jokingly that he could hit me in the head with that rake. I just calmly answered "you might as well do that, as this is only a dream." He didn't react to that. I lead the conversation to our forum thread and to the challenge so that it was natural for me to ask the question.
"So how you do you pick up a ton of women like you do?" I finally asked.
"Yeah, I certainly do", He answered smugly. That was no answer. Idiot.
"Yeah yeah, but why?!" I continued.
"Well", Niko started and got more serious, "it depends on the location etc..."

I guess that's true. To pick up tons of women, you gotta be near tons of women. Now that the challenge and sex were both done, I continued by simply being curious about the world around me. I tasted some bananas I ramdomly found. They tasted the usual, maybe a bit more lame than usual. Then I proceeded to have more sex. Yeah, I'm a raging dick. Some nude, hairy fat dude was wandering in the background during the act. I guess I'm fucked up. Also I started concentrating too much on the woman's breast and they turned into this mutilated mess of details as my brains kept twisting them. I needed to look away.

Finally I woke up. Well, that had lasted pretty long anyway, I consoled myself. I was also excited to go post this into our forum. I routinely still did the nose test. Wait a minute, I'm not even awake yet! I guess that's the difference between me then and now, I now struggle doing reality tests routinely straight when I wake up.

I wasn't sure if I'd remember the first instance with Niko, so I decided to be safe and go ask him something more. He was still there in the room next to the showers.
"So what are you exactly doing in here?" I asked to sate my curiosity.
"I'm cleaning", he answered.
"Yeah, but why are you cleaning here?"
"I'm cleaning!" He said with more force.

Dream ended there and I woke up.

I find myself in a corridor of some building. There is some friend with me there. I notice girl lying on the floor. She is kind of busty, with dark hair. She has tight black jogging trousers. I have a feeling that we were supposed to have sex together. But kind of don't want to do it here. So I suggest to my friend that we take her to the lift and go to the top floor and do it there. Then some other guy with big belly appears. He wants to join. I start thinking how to get rid of him. There are two big goods lifts behind me. We put the girl in to one and jump in too... and go to the top floor. There is something going on with white trainers of that fat guy... I have them in my head and then throw them somewhere, I guess it has something to do with the plan to get rid of him. In the lift I realise that we sent the girl up in the other lift. When we get up there, she is not in the lift any more. But I know she went home. So I decided to go and visit here later.
She lives in a large block of flats area. It looks kind of industrial and still being built. No greenery and loads of dust everywhere.. I am getting in the building and finally I find her in her flat. She welcomes me. She is beautiful.