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I post this dream a part, because it contains some sexual/offensive stuff.

I'm in my old school. I look at a poster but can't read anything. It's cold an grey outsides. A very sexy girl (we used to go to the same courses) walks towards me. She swings her hips and moves very slowly towards me. I'm not really noticing her, because I'm trying to decode the poster. She starts a conversation with me:
- Did you noticed that I lost my pants a few seconds ago?
- What?
- I said: I lost my pants and revealed my sexy body but you didn't noticed it. But in the meantime I put it on again.
I'm looking down and see that she has still her pants. I think she made a joke so I said to her:
- OMG, Why didn't you informed me previously? Now I missed my chance to see you half-naked.
She smiles and says:
- There is something I want to add: while losing my pants I fell on my ass and now it hurts so bad. But I know something what we can do to forget about this "incident".
She gives me a challenging look and whispers something to my ear. I don't hear it, but I already knew what she's going to say
She comes very close to me, I feel her hips against mine.
- You have to know that I can still put my pants down, just for you, so that you can see what you missed..., says she
I realize that nobody talks in this way, that this can't be real.

I immediately awake. I don't know what to say nor what I have to think about this

It's a recurrent dream I have once in a while. It involves me being a resistant in a world dominated by Nazis. It's a strange mix between Today's live and that back in 1942. So here we go:

Hours of sleep: 9
Vividness: 4/5
Recall:2/5


I'm somewhere in a wood. I'm hiding behind some bushes. I prepare a sabotage of a munition store. I want to get there without being recognized by the few soldiers and officers. So I dress up as an Nazi General and I even put on an eye-patch. After dressing up like this, I go to the store. Surprisingly, there is no-one left. I'm a bit confused. In front of me there is a huge pile of bombs and rifles. I want to blow this shit up. I simply take a grenade and want to throw it. But I remember that this would blow everything up,me too, but I wanted to sabotage other things. So I look in my bag and I find a a C4 charge with wireless remote control. I hide the charge somewhere in the pile and I activate it.
When I finished I wanted to leave as quickly as possible. But suddenly there are a group of Nazi generals walking towards me with a few soldiers. I don't know what to do. The generals come towards me and I had to salute them (that took a lot of willpower). They ask me who I am. I tell him I'm a new general and I was sent to give them an important report about possible sabotage (irony ). They are very kind to me and invite me to have dinner to talk about some important ongoing stuff. I had to agree and we went away from the store, went through a portion of forest until we arrived on a villa standing on a hill. We sat down on the terrace. I looked the old building a bit closer. It looked really shattered. We eat some delicious food but I really feel uncomfortable. When finally came the dessert with a cup of coffee, they started to talk about a new strategic plane to get Great Britain the final blow. They need all the munition stored on the field, which we could observe from here. They showed maps and such stuff, I was very attentive to not miss a single part of the plan. Who knows, maybe I can use it to get more sabotage working.
They than asked me about the report. I touch without that the generals notice my watch under the table. The watch is the remote control.
And we could see all the shit blow up The explosion was huge, we saw how the few soldiers were vaporized by the explosion. An near House blow up and flew a bit through the sky until it crashes somewhere in the woods. The explosion is so huge that I can feel the explosion from where I was sitting and my nose started to bleed.
I was just like and thought "wow that's what I call an explosion
The generals are shocked, jump up from their seats and run towards the field. I sneak out the place and get in an Jeep and drive away. I take my mobile phone and call the only existing number. I heard how the telephone was picked up.

Me: Nucking the fridge!
Mysterious interlocutor: Good. We are now frying the coke.

I abort the connection. I know that this means that the other from the resistant group managed to play their part.

I drive in a city I know. I see that the streets are filled with hundreds of Luxembourgian flags, with French tricolore and the union jack. There are a few soldiers who are very disoriented. They start to pull of the flags, but they are to many. I burst out laughing and I was happy that everything went as I expected.

Yesterday was Friday and traditionally (lol) I went to a party. Result: I went late to bed and had moderately alcohol in my blood. When I went to bed I did't expect I would remember a dream.

When I awoke at 7 am after 4 hours of sleep, I couldn't remember something. But after the last 4 hours of sleep I'm able to recall 3 fragments.

Hours of sleep: 8
Vividness: 3/5
Recall: 2/5

1. I'm on vacation and I'm in a shop of the town, I went previously in a dream. I remember that I bought holiday cards. I ask the seller of much they cost and he sayd me 42 €. I thought I had not understood the seller and I asked again. He confirms the price. I think about it a second and remembered I had retrieved previously some money, so I was able to pay this unbelievable price.

Side Note: I went to the bank last evening to get some money. It seems that my memory is good, but not good enough to recall that I'm at home and not in Brittany.

2. I'm a secret agent and I've been captured by my enemy. He plans to gather all the electromagnetic energy from earth to sell it. What an evil plan! I got trapped in a chamber where he tested his weapon. It started and I felt really dizzy, I started to see the surrounding change in colour. I looked at my digital watch. It showed me anomaly electric-fields and the display disappeared. Somehow I manage to get out of the laboratory.

3. It seems that I'm still this secret agent. I'm at the train-station from Luxembourg city. There was snow and it was cold. I felt extremely dizzy and had not much energy. There was a big screen somewhere. There was a TV-speaker who told, that the earth entered an energy crisis and that the world powers where negotiating with a businessman who holds all the energy left. I realize that it's my enemy who caused the collapse.
I walked as fast as I could to get a bus to inform the secret service (nice plan, isn't it? ) But I'm too groggy and I fall to the ground, The 500 meters remaining I crawled through the snow and ice. I finally see a bus coming.

I awoke cause my bedroom-door opened and my brother walked in to wake me up. I got scared, cause the last image in my head was the bus and the first image I recieved was the face from my brother

So that's it. Sunday night I will perform my first WILD in ages.

I float up out of my bed, and transform into Ganesh. Six arms grow out of my sides, and my face becomes lion and elephant as I grow a mane. I trumpet and roar. All the demons surrounding my bed bow to me. My fur turns panther black, and my eyes turn red. The demons toss plumeria flowers, the flowers of the dead, to me.
I float outside to the door, where my spaceship, Future’s Hope is waiting for me. My glistening silvery ship. I step in, and the AI is playing some epic rock... Something like Pyramid Song from Radiohead. No, this is the song.
DJ Hope, the AI of my ship asks me where I’d like to go tonight. I sit down in the pilot’s seat, and place large goggles over my face. I feel part of my energy split off... My astral body separates from my dream body, and ....

Astral Plane
My astral body floats through the side of the ship. I become aware of astral demons around me. They look like metal androids with many bladed arms. I mindfuck them, and bend them to my will. Now, you are my bodyguards, boys. Form a phalanx!
The scene changes. There is a house in front of me with reddish purple paint with white trim.
“Someone in here wants a nightmare,” I smile to the demons. They nod. There are angels in the area, looking suspiciously at the demons. I communicate with the head angel telepathically. He scans me to decipher what kind of being I am. “A dreamer? Just what kind of human are you?”
“I am a dreamer, dear, but I am not human.” The angel nods, and lets me pass, giving me a scrutinizing gaze. I just smirk as I morph into a shadowy thing. I crouch at the foot of the bed. “Wake up... wake up... heh hehe...”
For some reason, he is asleep. Ah, he is dreaming, and I am calling him to the astral plane. No matter, this is also a dream. I rumble like distant thunder. The young man stirs and sits up in bed, stretching. I slowly rise. He looks at me, and freezes. His mouth moves silently.
“Speak, boy,” I rumble.
“Who... what... are you?”
“I’m from the Moon! And you are dreaming!”
“No I am not! You are a demon! or a ghost? This is real!”
“No, you are in the astral plane, see.... uh...”
“Nomad?”
“Yes! I mean no!” I roar again, and the young man turns and creates a portal with his third eye. He doesn’t realize he did it. He turns to me, then turns back to the portal. Something like a tentacle or rope comes out of it, and he grabs on.
“This dream sucks! I’m out!” The thing pulls him into the portal and it closes. I walk back outside, and the angel rolls his eyes.
One of the astral demons says, “how’d it go?”
I smack him, and he flies across the yard into a tree.
“Now I am going to the Moon, bitches! Oh wait... I feel more nightmares are wanted. Hmm... First, I need to set up my dream running portals.... Yes, Sarnox will want to come, Jo, and Koomo... guess he’s busy on his home planet.”

I portal to the Moon, and join my dream body.

Dream Plane Dream
Alright, baby, Take me to the MOON!”
“Yes Master.”
“I love it when you say that.”
“Ugh, you have such a big ego.” I feel my ship roll her eyes.

We fly to the Temple of Nothing in the City of Nowhere in the Land of Nod on the Green Moon. She alights on the landing pad. There are two jaguars, a light one and a dark one, portrayed doing battle on the landing pad. Guargawn, my stand-in when I get bored of being a god, greets me, along with Sarnox, my Druid High Priest. “Wassup, god, wassup dog!”
We laugh and catch up on events.
“Well, the life here has gone completely apeshit, growing everywhere... remember that Juan guy with is sentient plants. Well, these creatures worship me now. I am trying to help them evolve to a level where they quit worshiping me. Let me show you my lab.”
We walk into the temple and into a room that Guargawn built. He has different plants in enclosures for study. “Hm, you should meet Washu and Janet.”
“Oh, we have been working together on this project. Who else is going to study dream flora and fauna? You? You bilocate too much, plus you remember only 2 to 5% of your dreams on a good night.”
“Really?”
“Most people it’s less than that. Anyway, we’ll come back to these later. I sense you have a lot on your agenda for tonight.”
“Some dream running, and some rock and roll.”
“Shit! Look at you!” Guargawn reaches into my dream body and pulls out a pink parasite. “Goddammit, Nomad!” he says, squashing it. “How the hell are you Juargawn, Lord of Nothing, when you can’t even control parasites?”
“Well my silver centipedes...”
“Fuck you silver centipedes, nigga! Some woman put a hook in you. Seal the wound. Pay attention! Look!”
I see a strange hole in my dream body which I cauterize with violet flame.
“Yeah, and I got sick in Wakeworld from those damn bugs.”
“And it’s not the first time.”
“You are right, brother.”
“Keep your shields up. We are being attacked on all fronts by all manner of creatures. You think sentient creatures are the only threat? Yet microscopic mindless creatures slaughter us relentlessly.”
I nod. I walk slowly out to the landing pad. I am amazed at the view. I sit down, and meditate. I realize that I am now a rakshasa, a lion-man. I form a golden aura around me, and seal it with blue light. I create colored orbs to move through my dream body, and cleanse myself. I sense Raven needs my help in the Healing Glen. I portal to her.
She is just waking up in the Glen. We are suddenly under attack by silvery flying disks. They are shooting orange lasers at us. One hits me, and burns a hole in my side. I ignore it, and heal the wound. The Frost Giant appears, and forms an energy shield dome over us. He hits an unseen button on an unseen belt, and armor comes out of nowhere and attaches to him.
“I thought this was sacred ground!”
“It is,” says the Frost Giant. “But, they don’t give a shit.”
Raven stand up, and changes.... She becomes taller, and her face changes shape, elongating to look like an elf or a female Grey. She is wearing a long black dress, and has two white horns spiraling to the sky. She grows to the size of a skyscraper. “I am Raven White, Queen of the Moon, and you have profaned this Hallowed Ground. I channel power you know not of!”
Raven begins to glow brighter and brighter, and I feel something like a tiny sun in the core of her being. The alien ships swarm around her. She laughs and bats them away. She roars, and pure white light beams shoot out of her body, vaporizing all the ships around her. The Frost Giant is running across the landscape, grabbing ships out of the sky, and smashing them in his palms. Joseph has multiplied himself into an army of giant eagles. He smashes the ships in his talons, and rips the aliens from their ships. They look like... children?
“Gah!”
For a second, even the Frost Giant is deceived.
“All illusion! Illusion of Nevergawn!”
I smack my head, trying to get my True Sight Ocular Implants to work... Just had to turn them on. I whip out my didjeridoo, and send out a frequency to destroy the transmission of the child holograms from their hologram projectors. I see they are not aliens, but Moon Orcs riding around on strange dog-pterodactyl creatures. Suddenly we are in the Danger Room.
“Guardians: ONE! Moon Orcs: ZERO!”
Raven takes off a VR helmet along with MoSh, Joseph, and I.
“MoSh, you were the Frost Giant?”
“You asked me to, don’t you remember, Nomad?” he smiles at me flirtatiously. I feel uncomfortable for the first time in this dream. “Hey, let’s have a drink.’
“Okay...”
We walk into a casino, the three of us. Raven surveys the scene casually. We sit at the bar, and are served strange drinks with things moving in them. “He doesn’t remember,” Raven says.
“We are all lovers, or were, at one time,” MoSh smiles at me.
“Uh... I feel weird.”
“Just drink.”
I drink, and memories come flooding back to me, but these are not my memories, these are the memories of a different Nomad, from a different universe.
“Okay... so, I and Raven are together, and you and Raven are together, but you and I used to be together?”
“Yes,” says MoSh.
“Oh, gross!”
He rolls his eyes. “Parallel universe, hello?”
“Right. But, what happened to the other Nomad?”
“He’s dead,” Raven White says flatly.
“So, you can keep dreaming with him, right?”
She looks at me and laughs. “This is no dream, baby. You’re in Wakeworld.”
“HOLY SHIT!”
I am so shocked by this, I wake up. I am in my bedchambers in my temple on the Moon. I am sleeping with three women in my bed. I float up so as not to disturb them, and stretch. I walk out to the landing pad. Selene joins me. I feel her caress on my arm.
“Baby, is this real?”
“This is real, this is dream. We are on the dream plane.”
“Are we in a simulation?”
“No.”
“Good.”
I turn to her, and look into her eyes, her beautiful dark dark eyes, dark as night. I realize she is an alien, and so am I.... We all are, and I am okay with that. We kiss. I feel like we haven’t kissed for years. Maybe it has been years on the Dream Plane?
“Selene, I want to know what happened when you were kidnaped.”
“I wanted to see what would happen if I let them kidnap me.”
“Why did you do that?”
“I was curious to the depths of their evil?”
“What happened?”
“They tried to rape me.”
“What did you do?”
“I dream-killed them.”
“Good. Why didn’t you tell me you were going to do this?”
“You wouldn’t have let me go.”
“True.”
I walk around in a circle on all fours, and fall asleep, with Selene leaning on me.

***

I am back in the Fucking Concrete Underground Future, and my life is Hell. I am on the astral plane, and I am in the room where my Physical Body, my Real Body is. I see my lion-goat-centaur body twitch in the fluid in the cylinder. An alarm goes off.
“Shit he’s waking up! FUCK FUCK FUCK! Send him some sedatives! Slowly...”
I hear a scientist say. Maybe I should not be here. If I wake up here... I am dead in the past. I begin to float out of the room, when I am jerked into my Real Body. I feel like I am going to suffocate. What the hell is going on? I can breathe! I am blind. I see colored lights in front of my eyes. FUCK THIS MASK. Who is trying to brainwash me? I rip the mask off, and see a bunch of scientists running around through green fluid. One of them with a turkey like head turns to me, and we make eye contact. I scream into the air piece. I feel a strange calm as the drugs take effect. I float out of my Real Body, and back to the floor. One of the psychic scientists looks at me. “It’s not a good idea for you to be here, friend,” he says to me warmly. I nod, and create a portal back to the Moon.

***
I wake up in the Healing Glen. MoSh is there. “Let’s rock!” he says.

“Doh! I am about to wake up. Next dream!” I say.
He nods, and everything fades to white.

So last night I had a brief, but very highly lucid dream. First one in a while; I haven't been able to put much effort into lucid dreaming, so any that I have right now are random and unintentional.

Someone was hunting me down, for reasons I cannot recall. I had been on the run from them, but now I was back in my house. All I knew is that I had to get out of there before they caught me, and before I got out of there, I had to get a very important email from my computer. It held in it some form of proof that would end my problems (details of the contents are vague). So I sneaked upstairs to my computer, and tried to turn it on so as to get the email, but my pursuer was too smart. They cut the power to my house which of course immediately caused my PC to shut off as well. I suddenly got a feeling that I only get in dreams--a feeling of being utterly trapped by some power that I cannot see, but that I know is there, without any possibility of escape.

That triggered lucidity, and I instantly realized that I did not have to be trapped any longer. I recognized completely that I was in a dream and could control it how I pleased, so I held out my hand towards the computer to channel my energy properly, and with minor effort was able to power it up with Electrokinesis. I had hoped that once the power got stable I could draw my hand back and the PC would continue to operate without further active control, but unfortunately it did not. If I retracted me hand and withdrew the effort, the computer would immediately shut down.

There was no time to fool with that, so I tried to keep the computer powered on with my left hand while navigating to the email with my right. Now, my PC is rather powerful, and requires a lot of energy to keep running. It was draining my own energy very quickly, and I was having to put more and more effort in all the time. (Pause here for a moment: I know it doesn't sound very epic, but picture what all this was really like: the room was dark from lack of electricity, I had someone drawing nearer trying to kill me, and I was forcing myself to do something potentially 'fatal'. Not to mention that sparks were falling from the ceiling as lights and other nearby electrical objects were picking up on the current and breaking. It was a very intense, epic moment )

I had just gotten the email to open, and was about to read what it said, when suddenly the effort grew to be too much for me. The electricity overwhelmed me, resulting in a shock that hit from the inside out, as if coming from my brain, which threw me backwards onto the floor, bringing my chair with me. At this point I knew I would be defeated by the dream if I remained inside, so I just tried to break the dream into a million pieces, and I was awake instantly (that trick always works for me).

It's been far too long since I've had lucid experiences like this one. Call me an adrenaline junkie, but I love intense circumstances like that where lucid dream powers come particularly in handy

Hello, everyone! This is my epic nightmare: I woke up in bed (Dream, also non-lucid) and I noticed one of my big stuffed animals (Lion) were gone. I go outside my room and into the kitchen and see him sleeping in the laundry room. I slowly walk to my parents room and I don't see them anywhere. I walk back out and trip on something and hear a growl. Take a wild guess what that is. I don't even have to look around, it is clearly my stuffed animal lion. I do a back flip and the dream go's into 3rd person view, also it becomes slow-mode. It then zooms at the lions mouth and my finger, nearly a inch away from biting it off. right before the back flip ends, I do a back-wards kick so I can kick the door open. Kind of a matrix nightmare, isn't it?
After I kick the door open, I close it as fast as possible. I then go to the back of the room to open the closet so I can hide in it. apparently, my family had the intention to do the same! I found everyone, my two brothers, my mom and dad, everyone. They were all just hiding there. About 6/7 seconds later I woke up scared to death! (Hey, give me credit! I was 4 or 5 when this happened! You my think it's funny but to me it was no laughing matter, lol) I was scared to sleep after that but I eventually got over it. One more thing: Read this again with Inception music (cough Mind Heist) and see how epic it is!!!
The End

Hours of sleep: 8
Recall: 1/5
Vividness: 3/5

I'm swimming in an huge pool. Suddenly a lot of people appeared out of now where and jumped into it. All of them couldn't swimm I help some of them to get out of the pool, but they were too many. I clearly needed some help.
Finally, 15 hot female life guards jumped into the pool to get them out. After 5 minutes or so everybody was out of the water. But on of the guards, the sexiest from all, was gone and was lying at the ground of the pool. So I rescued her.
She was really thankfull and we started to play some water ball.
Suddenly a friend of mine swam towards me and said:

DC friend: It's time to go!
Me: WTF dude? Are you insane? I don't want to go, it's too awesome!
DC friend: But it's already late!

Suddenly, she started kissing him and kept on 5 minutes or so. I got angry and yelled at the life guard:

Me: Hey wtf does this mean? I was trying to hook up with you and than you just kiss him? Hey bitch, it's me who deserves a kiss because I saved your life!

Awkward silence.

Life guard: Ok, I guess you're right.

And she kissed me and that woke me up.

Finally lucid!!!!!! :banana:

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[COLOR="#808080"][/COLOR][COLOR="#1E90FF"]1) It's night and I'm near X Street. I'm walking across the lawn of the house next to NC's old house and I begin to walk down the driveway. Wait, this must be a dream! [/COLOR][COLOR="#DC143C"]I'm lucid! I can't panic, I don't want this one to end right away like all my other ones! I need to rub my hands together and spin. I remember reading a Wikipedia article that said 96% of people can stay in their lucids longer if they rub their hands together The test was conducted by Stephen LaBerge, who's the most credible source in the field, so I'm going to try that. I rub my hands together while spinning and I actually don't wake up!! This is great; I'm finally in a lucid! I remember that I can't be too excited, or else I'd wake up.

I feel pretty calm and turn around to look at the road. There are lots of people walking down the sidewalk on the other side of the street, despite it beign night. They're kind of hunched over and are walking at a rather rapid pace. I want to kill them. Since this is a dream, I should be able to think them dead and they should die right there. I imagine them withering and falling to the ground, but they don't. They simply walk by and I try remotely killing another group, but this attempt is also unsuccessful. I look to my left and FH is there, presumably trying to attack me, but I don't really know. She's only about a foot away from me, so hopefully I'll be able to kill her because of the shorter distance. I flex my muscles and wish her dead, but she remains standing. In a desperate attempt to halt this menace before me, I try to freeze her, hoping that she'll be locked immovably in a block of ice for eternity. However, this fails as well. Discouraged, I walk back towards the driveway and begin to feel the dream fading away. I rub my hands again and can feel the friction, [/COLOR][COLOR="#1E90FF"]but I've woken up and the dream is now over. [/COLOR][COLOR="#808080"](Not really, but I think it's over.)

[/COLOR][COLOR="#1E90FF"]2)[/COLOR][COLOR="#808080"] False awakening from 1. [/COLOR][COLOR="#1E90FF"]I'm in the kitchen checking my phone, and I see that I have a text from my mother telling me good luck on my LD. I'm somewhat alarmed, as my mother shouldn't know about LDing!! I've been trying to keep it a secret from her. Oh well, it's not a big deal. The tone in the text sounds positive and she doesn't seem mad; by using the abbreviation "LD," she probably has at least a cursory knowledge of the subject.

3) I'm on a bus. DS's mom makes him come over to play with me. I realize that must be pretty embarrassing for him, but I realize it's not his fault, it's his mother's. He walks up to me and says, "BINGO!" He pulls out a game that's apparently called BINGO. He gives me a purple Skittle and tells me to eat it. I do, and he tells me the point of the game is that we both eat Skittles and then we have to guess how many are left in the other person's mouth. We have to try to swallow some without the other person noticing.

4) I'm in a store with JF. There are small glass items on shelves. JF and I talk, and AG and/or dad might have been there too.

5) I'm reading the newspaper in the kitchen. My parents are showing me an article? and they tell me that I'm looking through yesterday's paper. No wonder it looked so familiar! I pick up the one under it and begin searching through it for the article?

6) I'm dining in a very high-scale restaurant. There's an opulent carpet and everyone is wearing suits. A gargantuan chandelier hangs from the ceiling. The roof is open so we can the city outside: it's nighttime and the city is bustling and bright. JM is on my left and BS is on my right. We're at a huge table with a bunch of people from school and we're having a great time in this really wealthy place. I look through the place where there's no roof and see an unusally large plane. It says on it in huge blue letters, "American Airlines." It's going towards the White House, and I'm kind of conflicted - society has taught me that it's bad to wish for bad things upon other people, but in my heart I thought it would be pretty cool to witness a major plane crash myself. The plane smashes into the White House. I momentarily regret my decision, as perhaps just thinking that thought caused the greatest tragedy in American history. I know that thousands of people died, as there were were tons of people in there, including the president, at a huge party. I think about where I am for a moment, glad I'm safe. Oh, wait. I'm in Boston's Logan Airport, probably filled with thousands of people. Most people in the city are probably here. I look around the room I'm in and there are probably over a thousand people in this room alone. I look into the sky and see a train curving towards us. It has a number on top of it like a bus, but it's long enough to be a train. It's flying through the air over the city and it's headed straight for us. We're going to die.

Everyone runs around in vain, screaming like it's the apocalypse. I turn to BS and look at him before getting up and running down the huge staircase. It's a futile attempt, though; the train hits and we all die.

7) I'm on DV when I'm not supposed to be. My dad walks into the room and says, "I hear typing. You're not supposed to be typing now." I desperately try to close the window in fear, but he catches me. I'm in HUGE trouble.

8) UJ is on the back porch telling me about gifts he gave me when I was little. My mother has some stuff to say about them, too.

9) I'm playing through a video game. It's a really long game and it felt like I was playing it for days. [/COLOR][COLOR="#808080"]I think it was a really long dream.

[/COLOR][COLOR="#1E90FF"]10) I'm in an abandoned house and it's towards the end of the movie?????

11) I'm at the intersection of X Street and Y Street. It's the beginning of a movie, which is meant to be a comedy. An African-American middle-aged man had the situation under control, but then a young Asian-American (probably around 25) arrived in a police car, but he wasn't much help. He was probably an inexperienced new police officer.

12) I'm walking down Z Street, and at the bend something happens. (I look at a dog?)[/COLOR][/INDENT]

I just had an awesome night of dreaming. Not only one, but two awesome dreams on the same night (7 and 10)!

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[COLOR="#808080"][/COLOR][COLOR="#1E90FF"]1) I'm in a car with AP and UM. They're driving me back from someplace. I get a very negative impression of AP but rather positive one of UM, who's cool. They drop me off outside of a fence to what looks like a dump, but this is where I need to go. I thank them and leave the car.

2) I'm standing on a bus and BH is behind me. I begin lightly singing a Linkin Park song, and BH starts laughing. Only he would get the joke because the two of us are coming back from something where that song was prominently featured. I don't care what the other people on the bus think of me - BH gets it and he thinks it's funny, so I'm not really embarrassed about singing the song on the bus, even though at first I thought I was singing softly enough that no one could hear me.

3) I'm in Seattle, walking around a sparsely populated mall (There are only a few people walking around, and it's not crowded; there are just enough people to give it a friendly atmosphere. I feel comfortable in this place.) that I know is the football stadium. It floods, having the roof nearby (it was glass) completely shatter and water comes pouring in, flooding the mall (which I call a stadium). I passively watch this, but I don't really even notice it or give it a second thought - in Seattle, this is a regular event. It's no big deal and I don't even pay any attention to it.

I'm with JU and we're walking around the mall. We go into a mall and see an Hispanic worker pushing around a cart filled with bottled drinks that look like Gatorade. He's ready to stock the shelves when I interrupt him - I would like one of those drinks. They look really good and JU takes one too. I take a Brisk Iced Tea or two as well as a colored drink (a red one?). I ask the man what it tastes like.

We go to the counter to pay for our drinks. The cashier is a middle aged Hispanic man, probably in his 50s or 60s. He tells us how much the drinks cost ($3.75?) and I take out the change in my pocket and try to count my change. However, it's extremely difficult and almost is hurting my brain. It's taking an enormous amount of energy to count my change, which is sized differently than it should be. It looks weird and I can't seem to count properly - addition is extremely difficult. Looking like an idiot, I try to hurry up. I'm kind of embarrassed, not being able to count my change in this store. I pull out a dollar bill to decrease the amount of change that I'll need, but I still need to find 75 cents in the group of coins that I put on the counter. I try again, but each attempt to count fails. I know I have enough money, I'm just having a hard time counting it. The nickels are and the quarters are the same size, and the pennies have a weird color [/COLOR][COLOR="#808080"](I think it's the regular bronze, but I'm taken aback by that.)[/COLOR][COLOR="#1E90FF"]. I eventually just give up and tell the cashier to take all my change. JU and I exit the store.

4) I'm in a van. I'm drinking the Brisk from 3?

5) I'm with a group of people in a clearing behind school, where the football field should be. TB is there, hitting tennis balls off of the side of the building. I remark that he's really good.

A plane passes overhead, but I miss it. Two more planes pass by really low and it's cool that I get to see them. There must be an airport nearby.

6) continuation of 5?? I'm in a clearing behind school with a large group of people. We're where the football field should be, but the football field isn't there. The librarian yells out the window, but no one can hear her. Everyone starts asking around what she said, and finally word gets out. The terrifying news hits me: "All elves must leave" [/COLOR][COLOR="#808080"](or something like that)[/COLOR][COLOR="#1E90FF"]. I immediately realize that this is the end of the book, and that was the last line on the last page. None of us ever got done reading the book, but we we all got up to the last line. The librarian was doing us a great favor by telling us what happened, and she wasn't spoiling it for us because we were all up to that point anyways.

Still, I was terrified. The poor elves! They have to leave, and I could see all the Munchkins scurrying about. Hagrid bellows that he'll take in all the Munchkins, who are extremely relieved and thrilled to be taken in. They all squeeze together in a tight circular formation and all of them pack into a small area, which could be easily transported into Hagrid's hut and not take up space. Conveniently, Hagrid's hut is now in the center of the clearing.

7) continuation of 6? I'm in the parking lot of my elementary school, right outside room xx. It's graduation from high school, and so I say goodbye to everyone. I awkwardly wave and utter a quivering "Bye" to my Asian friends, knowing that I may never see them again. I start running home, and this is the graduation race. Everyone in the graduating class is running to find out who the best runners are and to rank everyone according to speed. Being the fattest, I naturally assumed that I'd end up last and finish hours after the leaders. Much to my surprise, I found myself in third place! This was probably due to my great start position, as all of the members of the class couldn't possibly all start at the same spot. Exhilarated to be so close to the top (even happy not to be last), I put in a greater effort. I tried as hard as I could because I actually had a chance of winning, even though I knew that there was no way I could realistically beat these guys.

I was literally giving it 110%. I ran harder and faster than I possibly could, more determined than I ever had been before. Sprinting with all my might, I passed both runners, who were at about the same location. The fastest in our class was clearly SOL. We got to the clearing next to my elementary school and I decided to run through the clearing rather than pick a sidewalk, as the fastest route between any two points is a line. SOL and the other runner both elected to run on the same sidewalk and then curve around. I ran across the leaves, but when I reached the other sidewalk I had to crawl. This was physically demanding, and as it went on it became nearly impossible, for there was no friction and I couldn't grab hold of anything. I desperately searched for ledges, knowing that my time was running out. I eventually crawled by using the little indentations between each sidewalk block since there were no longer any ledges on which to propel myself.

I reached the end of that sidewalk, got up, and began running down the final stretch. I watched with disappoint as SOL and the other runner passed me, just as I was getting up. We ran straight down the street in a winner-takes-all, all-out, gritty competition. The atmosphere was desperate; I [I]had[/I] to beat them. I helplessly watched as they pulled away.

Luckily, I had this planned all along. Two armored cars would buzz down the street and surround the two runners ahead of my, blockading them from the finish line and allowing me to run right by and take first place. Imagine, me being the best runner!

As I thought up this plan, it actually happened. The other two runners were across the street from my house and were in the middle of the street my house is on, a mere 3 feet from victory. The armored cars swerved in, blocking them.

However, something went horribly wrong. The cars were supposed to swerve to the left of the other two runners to block them from their goal, which they successfully did. But there was a third car!! It was supposed to swerve to the right of me to keep my path clear, but it swerved to my left and blocked me from the finish too!! That's okay, though; I'll just run around it and dart to the finish line in a mad dash to get threre before the other runner and SOL.

I ran around and cast a glance at the armored cars, which were opened up on that side. An African-Amerian boy, probably 16 or 17, was being handled by two men and thrown harshly onto the pavement. This is my brother! My brother had been raped!! SOL and the other runner came and blocked the men by standing between them and my brother, sacrificing themselves so that my brother and I could escape. I walked with him up the walkway and onto the porch of our house. He looked so violated, so downtrodden: he was fully naked and his vagina was clearly agitated and swollen. I screamed for the door to be opened, jabbing the doorbell repeatedly? and banging on the door and screaming for someone to open up.

Assuming he had gotten in safely, I sullenly walked into the driveway. Now I was a girl with long, curly black hair, on the verge of tears. My brother had been raped! I felt horrible. This is absolutely miserable! I reflect on what just happened and slowly walk down the driveway. Dad comes out of the house and beckons me inside to discuss my day.

We're now in K's room, sitting on the windowsill in the back. I'm holding back tears. I angrily tell my father that I don't want to talk to him right now. He's mad and is demanding that I tell him what's wrong. I don't want to talk about anything right now after being traumatized by what happened to my brother. It seems as if dad doesn't know what happened. He's asking me how my graduation went and tells me to smarten up. I almost told him that I was the top runner and I know that would make him proud, but this wasn't the time for that. I was going through a horrendous tragedy.

8) I tell my dad I don't want him reading my essays??????

9) I'm with KD, NT?, and JD. They're bringing cakes out of a kitchen? and JD almost drops hers. I'm just standing there not really doing anything and I notice I'm kind of useless and just in the way, but I realize that there's nothing I can do because all the cakes are already being carried by people. Someone comes over and helps JD because she's holding two cakes and one would fall if she tried to balance both of them.

10) continuation of 9???? We're on one of the top floors of some high rise. It's a pretty opulent place, with red carpets and Christmas paraphernalia throughout. I'm disappointed that I kind of missed the Christmas season because I was doing my essays. My mother comments on that and says something about me missing the fun activites.

I'm now playing a Pokemon game on what seems to be a mystical sphere. Inside the sphere is a swirling red aura. Pikachu is in the game. My father scolds me for playing a "baby game" and relentlessly yells at me. BS comes along (he got off an elevator???) and sees me playing the Pokemon game. My father points out that I'm playing it?? I'm highly embarrassed to be caught playing it in front of one of my friends, but I enjoy it so I'm going to keep playing, even though he's here.

BG starts playing a song on a keyboard. It's Beethoven, I think. I jokingly say that "you're just typing gibberish," but I know full well that each key makes a the noise of a different piano key. It's a QWERTY keyboard (at least I think it is, I didn't bother to look at the actual letters). I'm trying to play a game (Minecraft)?? so I pretty much brush BG off and don't pay attention to her. She's having trouble with the zoom-in and zoom-out functions, and I zoom in for her. She's mad at me and scoldingly yells that she wants it zoomed out max. I start to zoom out and eventually get it.

I go back to my game: I'm in a cyclical canyon with a floor of water and enormous monolithic rock walls. I'm flying around the canyon, trying to catch the enemy. We just keep going around and around the canyon but I just can't seem to catch the enemy. BG's in the game now, too.

It's a co-op: BG is on my team trying to catch that thing too. We gain speed and see the tail end of it - it's a huge freighter, kind of like the Republic Cruiser

[img]http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/6/6f/Consular-class_Space_Cruiser.JPG[/img]

but much more massive and with much more height and length. We have to get to the front of it, but even with our burst of speed, the ship is so long we just cannot get to the front of it.

I have an idea! We turn around and go to the other direction, easily confronting the ship head-on with the wind on our side. Being at the front, I'm the first one to jump on top of the freighter and begin work. Our objective is to cut off the extremities of the freighter; I easily succeed in cutting off the pipe/tube at the front. I see BG (and a third member of our team?) go further back along the freighter and do the same. Mission complete - we've succeeded!

I'm overcome with absolute joy. I sit on the front of the freighter, which is now a dragon?? (It's actually a long, white balloon, but I interpret it as a dragon?) We fly over my hometown/neighborhood and are welcomed back as heroes. We fly over X Street. I wave to my adoring fans, and it's almost like the end of a video game where all the characters tell you congratulations and wave to you, proud of your accomplishments. But this was real!

We were flying low, low enough for me to talk to my adoring fans. I merrily greet the Asian students I bid farewell in 7. I called out, "Ni hao!" One of them echoed the Mandarin greeting while the other replied, "Mu hao!" which I assumed must be Cantonese.

There were banners throughout the town and arches commemorating my great deed. Confetti was flying everywhere. I smiled and laughed, having never been happier. One Asian student inquired, "Are you a Buddha?" I replied with a grin, [I]"I am the Buddha!" [/I]I momentarily wondered if I should regret that and whether or not it was offensive, but I determine that it's not offensive at all because he does understand the ideology and I have been Enlightened. It's a rather appropriate statement for me.

Everything is great and perfect. I'm the happiest guy in the world.

I either realize that I'm dreaming and wake up, or realize that I'm dreaming because I wake up. By the time I think about what I should do lucidly or desperately attempt not to wake up, I'm already feeling my physical body and realize I'm just laying in bed with my eyes closed.[/COLOR][/INDENT]

Total dreams: 770
Total days: 372
Total lucids: 12
Dreams per day: 2.081
Lucids per day: 0.03225
Days recorded: 225
Dreams per recorded day: 3.422
Lucids per recorded day: 0.0533
Dreams per lucid: 64.166

Dreams this year: 48
Days this year: 7

Dreams per day last year: 1.978
Dreams per day this year: 6.857

I'm, let say, a bit disturbed about this dream. That was the most awkwardest, illogical dream I ever had. And quite funny xD

Hours of sleep: 8.5
Recall:4/5
Vividness: 3/5

I'm sitting in the auditorium of my old high school. There are a lot of other students. I look around me, but I don't see any familiar face. Well expect of the teacher. And guess what? It's again my chemistry teacher who died very young a year ago.
I'm sitting at the back of the class with the "back-ground-group" (those pupils at the back of the class disturbing the course ) I'm talking really loud with my new classmates, we are laughing a lot. She gets angry and starts to shout at us. I get in some argument with her, about discipline and order (stuff like that). Finally, to not disturb the course anymore, I get kicked out of class (literately).
I'm kind of angry and simply walk out of the school.
Outsides I am on the campus of my university and I go to the bus station. In the meantime, I see the car of my dad. He stops in front of me and picks me up.

Me: That's what I call a real coincidence! Where do we go now?
Dad: We have to take some bread!

That sounds awesome So he drives me away from the place.
After a second or so, the car stops in front of my grandma's house. She died 3 years ago and the house was sold to a lady.

Me: Euu That's not a place where you get bread.
Dad: That's wrong. I know she has bread. You just have to knock at the door and ask for some!

Quite convincing statement. So I go there and ring. I don't know what I have to say. It's quite weird asking a complete stranger for bread. The door opens.

Lady: ... hello?
me: euu hello... how are you?
Lady looks at me suspicious.
me: My grandma used to live here... Eu I wanted to talk with you.
Lady: .... Ok
We are standing there quite awkwardly.
me: ... may I enter?
lady: ok, feel yourself at home.

Everything looks like it used to be. I enter in the living room. Another DC appears next to me. Apparently, he entered also.

Lady: Take a seat.
I feel quite unease
Me: No thanks I and my colleague prefer to stand.

The DC let fall himself in the sofa and takes the shoes off. I look at him kind of disturbed. He takes a scrabble book and a pen out of his suit. He starts speaking like a guy from FBI

DC: We heard that you, euuh
he looks at a page
DC: ... Misses Marple? Is that right?
lady: Yes
DC: Ok, we heard that you earn
he looks again at his book
DC: ... some delicious bread? Do you know what consequences this has?
Marple: That's not true! Get out of my house!

Suddenly a lot of men in suits get into the house.

DC: Arrest her and get her out of here!

Five men take har, tie her up and pull her out of the room.

Marple [shouting]: I demand me release immediately! You have no right to do this!
DC to some other guys: Go in the basement and look for the bread! Now!

They go away to look for the bread. I'm confused The guys come back with a slice of bread. the DC takes it and gives it to me

DC: here you have your bread! Enjoy it!

They leave me alone and I'm standing with my slice of bread. Awesome

You know, I have a lot of zombie dreams. Good stress reliever?

The House of the Dead -I found myself in some sort of giant mansion. It was sunny outside and I was wondering what was going on. I had an M1 Garand and a boatload of ammunition. I kind of took this as a sign that there was going to be trouble. As I explored the house I started to hear these load moans coming from outside. Just then I turned the corner and I saw the front of the house being invaded by the undead! Some zombies, some completely rotted and simply skeletons. When they saw me they screeched at me and the skeletons could sprint! I sighted up and began shooting, aiming for their heads. I walked backwards and retreated around the corner as I got one, two, three, four.. and they kept coming! I ran back down the hallway and killed the last few runners and then I had to deal with the slow zombies. They were very easy, and soon the entrance to the house was clear. I decided to go outside, as being cooped up in a house alone, it was only a matter of time before they got me or I ran out of ammo. I ran outside and was about 20 feet outside of the house, looking around. I was surrounded by vast gardens, but there was some sort of an enclosure to my left. As I looked around, a group of undead appeared right next to me, and a skeleton was withing breathing distance. Thankfully in the dream I had my size and height I do in real life, and I stood head over shoulders to them. I spun quickly and rammed the butt of my rifle into it's jaw, breaking the jaw and sending the skeleton to the ground. I quickly shot it and zig-zagged my way through the group of slow moving zombies that remained. I ran up some stairs to the large enclosure I noticed. It was very strange, it was about as large as 6 football fields, and there was a group of about 30 survivors with an ammo dump near the back of it! However, there was several thousands zombies slowly making their way into the enclosure, and the survivors were doing what they could to kill them. I was trying to get to them, but there were zombies on the pathway I was taking. I sighted up and began shooting, taking out most of them before they could turn to shuffle towards me. I began slowly making my way down the pathway killing as many as I could, until I ran out of ammo. Now I simply had the gun. I charged into the last group, swinging my rifle into their jaws and being careful about their bites as I began picking them up and throwing them off the pathway I was on. Finally it was clear to get to the group, and when I got to them they had split into four teams. I ran by each team and they seemed glad to see another survivor like themselves. Two teams were on the left pathway, above the main grounds, and two teams on the right. They were slowly being overrun! I ran to the ammo dump, grabbed as much ammo as I could for the M1 I currently had, and decided to grab a Thompson machine gun just in case. I ran to the right side, and for some reason they were just sitting there! A zombie had managed to get right behind one of the men, and was going in for the kill. I sighted up quickly and shot twice, killing the zombie and saving the man. It seems that woke the teams up, and we began trying to take as many zombies as we could with us. It was obvious we would not make it.

The next thing in the dream I remember is everyone being dead, and flames everywhere, destroying the garden. I was the last one, and using the Thompson to mow down as many as I could. I stood by the ammo dump as they came at me from both sides, and there was still several thousand zombies. At that point I woke up.

Yay! The RC's and totem and all that are working! Unfortunately, I had to get up early this morning, so I didn't get to write down all the dreams I had originally recalled, and it's late in the day now, so I only have tiny fragments left, but you can be sure I wrote down the most important one in full!

When the dream began, I was at home, in my living room. The realism of the dream was high, so I didn't notice anything strange and never went lucid from observation. However, I did do a reality check out of habit, and the moment I pinched my nose and still felt the air go through, I came into the full realization that I was dreaming. I don't think I've ever been so incredibly aware before! For the first time in a lucid dream, I truly felt unlimited. Speed was not a factor; I could just as easily run around the world as I could across my backyard. My reactions were unbeatable...I could have won in a fight against Neo. Physics were also not a problem. I could bend or break the rules my mind would typically apply to the world without side effects.

Now, in the past, I've struggled to use telekinesis on more than one object at a time. It just required focusing on too many things for it to work. But this time I felt confident I could do literally anything, so I stepped into the middle of the room, clenched my fists, and then imagined every object in the room lifting off the ground the more I drew my fists in closer towards me. As I looked around, I had succeeded. Regardless of weight or size, everything was lifted up. The 54-inch TV, couches, the dining table, chairs...even the oven! And it was no more work to suspend it all in the air than it was to breath. I could have held it there forever or cast it all out the window with a thought, or who knows what. Instead I just set it down gently, satisfied that I was truly unlimited, and it. Felt. Great.

Sadly, though, I had breathed in through my nose for the RC just a bit too hard, and the dream began to collapse, then. Everything started to fade, and so I tried desperately to rub my hands and spin, but nothing I did could stop me from waking up.

I tried to DEILD, then. I rolled over, silenced every thought that attempted to come into my mind, and passed out again.

I found myself back in the previous dream, getting up off the living room floor, as if I had simply gone unconscious and now was waking back up...even though the exact opposite had truly happened. For a moment I had a grasp on the fact that I was dreaming, but very quickly this knowledge fled from me, and I walked off, thinking what an amazing lucid dream I'd just had...and then I woke up again, this time unable to go back to sleep so quickly.

It may have been short, but it shows promise. I'm headed in the right direction again, and that was just after a few days of putting real effort into lucid dreaming again. Who knows where I'll be able to go after a few more days? If I can manage to be that unlimited in all my lucid dreams...heck, I could perform Inception for real

Lucidity: 6/10
Vividness: 8/10
Length: 10 Min.

I was in class and I was writing something down. Then I got up and tried to push up on the corner of the desk making it tip over. Instead, another top part of a table came out. So I looked at it for a minute and thought "wow, that's weird. I wonder if I could do it again." So I did it again. Then a little chime that was on a violin came on. I started screwing with the desks while I was saying "this is a dream, you can do anything!" So I did that for a while, turned around and saw Alisha. I thought "let's try sex again." So I did. I got into a conversation with her. I imagined her naked (in a tight body) and tried not to look. I told her to sit on my lap. So she did. I could feel her vagina. So we talked for a couple more minutes and then she got up, walked about 5 feet away, and stood there. I asked her to come here but she wouldn't. So I said "never mind" while running in the opposite direction. I was in a small grassy field with a wall of vines next to it. I ran through while dogs ran past me. They quickly turned around and tried to get me. I was on a beach and saw a bunch of buildings. So I jumped in the air and flew. The camera showed the dogs all pissed off, hitting the water. So back to me and flying. I was flying trying to make the dream more stable by being more aware. I concentrated on everything. Making it more detailed. Through out the land it was mostly trees. The buildings that I saw were grey with a bunch of bushes on them. So I was in the center of this city still flying and almost fell. I said to my self "you gotta make it more interesting" and I flew faster. So fast that when I flew near the ground I almost hit it. But instead of hitting the ground, I went past all the 2D towers next to me. So I flew up and to the right, back to the city. I got the hang of flying then. I saw a bunch of ladders and a corner of the deserted building. There were little black-red things on it. So I landed next to one and squished it with my hand. Feeling powerful, I walked down this narrow walkway until I found this one part of the building that had like 6 or 7 batteries for the little black-red things and some how I destroyed them with my mind. Then I heard someone say "mission accomplished" and I slowly woke up. I obviously tried to DEILD but failed.

Haha I just can't stop laughing when I remember that dream from yesterday. It was a bit weird xD

Hours of sleep: 7h
Vividness: 3/5
Recall: 2/5 --> There are surely more dreams but I can't remember them.

I'm standing in a great hall. I'm singing very loud and with full motivation. There are a lot of people around me. They are listening to what I'm saying.I'm surprised how good I sing this song. But I don't think about for a second (my friends say that I've really got no talent xD) and keep on singing. I'm very happy and end my song.
The people give me applause, but I just see it but don't hear it. I know that after me comes someone other to sing a further song. I look to my right and see that a woman in a beautiful white dress is looking for something in a suitcase. She is really nervous and drops things out of the suitcase.
I look to my left. There is a man in a suit. There also is a priest. They are talking to eachother:
DC: I hope everything is fine.
Priest: She's nervous, that's all.
DC: I hope so... I hope that she doesn't make the same thing as her bridesmaid.
(Apparently I'm on a wedding.)
Priest: What did she do?
DC: She ran away while the ceremony.
Priest: What???? And you allowed here to be her bridesmaid? That scandalous!!!

Now something really, I mean really odd happens.

I see that in this hall or church (whatever) is a lake. There are swans. One of them listens to that conversation. As reaction of that bullshit-talk he simply starts vomiting at the DC, at the priest; than the swan swims to all the other swans and vomit at them. Finally it commits suicide by simply drowning itself in the lake.

Now seriously. WTF? My subconscious is really weird lately.

Hello I had last night a very short lucid. The way I went lucid is quite a bit funny xD

Hours of sleep: 9h
Vividness: 5/5
Recall: 2/5 --> Just remember a fragment

I'm standing in a street of my neighbour-town. I'm waiting for the bus. Everything is so clear and looks perfectly normal. Every little thing looks so real, that I don't even wonder if it's reality or not. The bus comes but it's full: at least 200 people were standing in it, it looked so overcrowded that I had the impression that the people were standing on each-other . So the bus doesn't even stops. A friend shows up. He asks me: "Did you missed your bus?". I answered no I didn't.
Suddenly a car drives with excessive speed on the road and stops in front of us. A bunch of really ugly women came out. Another friend, who is in the army, run towards us, he was in panic and screamed:"You have to run away from these ladies! They are so ugly that you will die when they catch you!"xD. The women start running towards us and yeah, they were so damn ugly! We ran away but they were quite fast. While running around the streets, a few buses drive past. I want to stop one of them, starts waving, but I see that it isn't the right bus. The driver breaks but I make signs that he had better to drive past. He looked at me a bit confused, than he sees the women and drives as fast as he can. The women run behind him.
I'm quite happy that they had finally gone. My friend from the bus station asks me: "Do want to go to this awesome outdoor party? It's not far away from here." I agree. We walk through a huge gate. I meet some DC's, they look really drunk. we go to a bar. The barkeeper asks me what we wanted to drink. At the same-time a female friend shows up. She orders soda, my friend orders Guinness. I don't know what to order, because I'm a bit confused by the fact that she was here, because she really hats the places were drunk people are. The barkeeper serves Guinness, but it takes really long. I watch at my clock, but without paying attention. I say to the barkeeper he should hurry up, that I'm gonna miss my bus. He finally serves. I don't pay attention and take the Guinness and drink it in one stroke. It tastes really, really awesome! I say: That's the best Guinness I ever drank!" The barkeeper: "Guinness is always a win, just like bacon!" I agree. xD
My friend is a bit angry that I drank his Guinness. I excuse my self and give him the money back. I start running towards the gate to get my bus. In the meantime I met some DC, they are vomiting because they are to drunk . I'm a bit shocked and I get for a moment sick. I ignore them and keep on running from this weird place.
I run through the gate. And I meet The Queen! I don't realize it, I wave my hand in this special royal way and say with a Oxford-accent: "God save the Queen!" She looks really confused and awkward but I don't give a damn on it! I finally get to my station. I wonder when I did for the last time some kind of RC. I look around me. I have the feeling that everything is frozen. Than suddenly I remember this meeting with The Queen. I asked my self if it really was The Queen. I tried to find some logic explanation (first I thought that she went to a costume party..) I finally plugged my nose, but I didn't do it right. So I do it again...AND I'm able to breath! OMG I'm dreaming! I ask my self what I'm going to do next, but I get a feeling of over-excitement. Everything goes instantly dark. I rub my hand as fast as I can, I feel the heat, but it's still dark and I awake.

Damn it! Why didn't I realize it earlier than it was a dream? And what the hell is the Queen doing there????