SuperSonicFan

Ok this is one of those dreams that seemed so life-like and normal in the dream, and then when you look at it the next morning you go "What the heck???"

So I remember I was at this lake on a little teeny boat. It seemed more like a surfboard. Anyways, I was on this little surfboard and then out of no where this cop comes running on the water. That isn't what surprised me though. I was surprised that I got pulled over by this cop because I was on a private lake and he wasn't supposed to be there. So I remember asking him, "Hey, why are you even here exactly? This is a private lake and you have no jurisdiction over it." I thought about doing a reality check just to make sure but then the cop replied that even though it was private property, it wasn't MY lake so he could pull me over. Apparently I was satisfied with this because I decided against the reality check YET AGAIN!!! *slams head into desk* So I started off again just paddling around this lake. Then I spotted this racoon in the water. I was like "Oh my gosh, there is the little sucker that keeps eating all my chickens!" (I used to own some chickens) I paddled over and grabbed him. The wierd thing is that it was mounted on some sort of tracks like a little robot. I grabbed it by the tracks so it wouldn't move and bite me. Now I didn't know what to do though cause I wanted to kill the thing but didn't have a good way of doing it. I went over to the shore and jus tstarted slamming it into the ground. Then the same cop that stopped me earlier came over and started killing it by beating it over the head with his shoe! It finally died and then a bunch of people showed up and there was this huge celebration. I was the guest of honor and I remember all I got was a plate of veggies. YUCK! I remember some dude gave me a bunch of cokked carrots and I just slammed them on the ground.

So ya that was one of the most random dreams I have had in quite some time. Wierd huh?