stevendoig

Had my 3rd LUCID DREAM last night. Exactly like last time, it was a long process to get there, so here goes.

I 'm standing into a queue to get into a hotel for a friends wedding. I didn't see her, and I didn't recognise anyone. The doors were made of metal and slid open. Inside was an empty dance floor. I followed two lads down some stairs and into some corridors - bit of a blur - I'm now outside amongst rolling green hills. Me and a group of others are walking through a marsh. There are cut divots of grass just below the waters surface and we are making all haste all of a sudden - we're being pursued! Me and a tall lad I dinny ken reach the paths end, its a snow covered slope. He goes first and we attempt a climb, due to some optical illusion the slope becomes vertical quickly and we realise its a trap of sorts - bit of a blur again- I'm back in the corridors, its just me left. The corridor splits in two. Ahead to the left a huge bunch of zombies appear (I've never dreamt aboot zombies before!) the leader says something and I run down the other fork. A Skeletal dog appears- before it can attack, I grab it by the snout and start cracking it open - odd. I then find myself in a room above a restaurant. I dive through some windows which are covered by drapes, theres no glass, I hear a woman shout 'You cant do that!' and I fall one storey and end up lying on some curatins looking up - a womans concered face looks down at me - it was quite cinematic!

I have a false awakening. I grab a bit of yellow card and a red pen and try to record the dream. the pen runs out! My wife is is sitting next to me. She says 'Ah, you're actually a computer simualtion' Shes serious, and I realise its true! - I get hysterical and she doesn't understand why! I ask her if she has a family in real life and she says no. I scream some more when I realise my son isn't real either!

I have ANOTHER false awakening. Jings am I glad the last part wasn't real (I hope!) I grab the yellow card and try to read what I've written. There is just the outline of words and I cant make them out.

I now have a total blur which is annoying because then I am suddenly completely lucid!!

I'm in a long cluttered basement. My Uncle and his wife are there. I want to leave and go somewhere better! My uncle is farting about and wont get out of the way. I've always wanted to muck aboot with DC's! I open a cupboard and theres a pair of boots inside. I turn to my uncle and pour the contents of the boots onto the cobbled surface. Out comes literally gallons of water! - Then some Minnows, the a couple of eggs. I look to my Uncle - he couldn't give a toss. Then two shoeboxes come pouring out the boots (One black & one white) My Uncle says 'Oh, COME ON!!!!' This seems to work as he's eager to leave. I feel the dream slipping a bit. I shout 'More lucidity' and press my hands to a handy shelf. I do this two or three times but its not helping a great deal. I try to walk a wee bit but its getting dark. I try to visualise another uncle for some reason, but it doesn't work - I wake up

Great fun though!!