false awakening

Non-Lucid - Lucid - Notes
1st Dream
I'm sitting in a glass elevator with two people I don't recognize. I know for certain that this is no ordinary elevator, as when I look outside, I stare into the vast expanse of a curious looking star system.

I didn't take note on what I was wearing, but it was rather uncomfortable, so I ripped it all off. Something happens and the elevator stops and opens.

End

2nd Dream (fragment)
The girl I've been talking to for a while, M, is helping me put a condom on because I was having a slight amount of trouble wrapping my tool.
End

3rd Dream
A very, very, VERY long sex scene with Wonder Woman. No idea why this even happened.
End

4th Dream
Playing Nazi Zombies with a good friend of mine, Z. We get pulled into the game itself and are eventually eaten

5th Dream
I'm standing on an exotic-looking island, probably inspired by the game "Dead Island".

There were dead bodies everywhere, and people mourning for their loved ones. This was the site of a recent terrorist attack. I walk around the broken docks, and hear a helicopter landing in the distance.

I run over to see who is visiting this godforsaken island, only to come face-to-face with Barack Obama in a crimson-red suit dual wielding two .50 cal. Pistols.

At this point I've come to the realization that I'm dreaming, but that doesn't stop Barack. He shoves past me and I get a glimpse of him finishing off any survivors of the prenominal attack. I find this to be entertaining, yet disturbing, so I finish him off by summoning lightning from the clear blue sky. I wake up feeling both satisfied and refreshed
I fall back asleep around 6:00 A.M.

6th Dream (fragment)
My mom smells the cigar I smoked earlier on my clothes, and I convince her that it is simply my cologne infused with marijuana extract. WTF?

7th Dream
Listening to M sing. She is unusually talented, for someone who doesn't sing for shit in waking life.I become lucid for a short while in realization of this, but the dream is unstable and I wake up.

8th Dream (FA)
I "wake up" to a phone call from M, but "fall back asleep" because I'm far too tired.

8 "Dreams" in 1 Night. Needless to say, I'm satisfied.