Siuol's Dream Journal

Non-Lucid Lucid

I dont remember what was happening before this in the dream, its been a while since i have had it. Im walking out of some wooden structure, either a shed or a small old fashioned wooden bridge with a roof over it. i walk out and im outside, with the sun shining bright over a cornfield to the left, and the woods on a path to the right. im following a dc i had been in the dream with, and he walks into the cornfield. its bright and sunny in there, and im willing to go in, but i wonder what is in the woods to the right. i then see my crazy ex step-mother, who then says," you arent going over here, its off limits, go follow him" to which i reply "screw you ill go where ever i damn please." bam im lucid, and i disregard the dc i shared the previous dream with, and walked into the forest. it was beautiful with green trees and white rocks, and a clear river about 20 feet over on the right. i run into a girl i like, and i make the mistake that i always make, the one that caused the downfall of way to many lucids. she says " wanna have some fun?" of course i say yes. then "ok, theres a really beautiful spot for it up there farther, ill meet you there" and then begins my journey of trying to get some, and never actually doing it. so i start walking, and what do you know, there bound to come up whenever you want sex (at least for me), annoying dcs. so i hear footsteps behind me so i stop on the path. "so i hear your going to have sex with the girl that went buy earlier, can i join?" so i say while turning around, "sur......ughh no." and what do you know, its a fat chick (and shes ugly). i say no, its just between us, and she should go away. so i start walking and i hear the footsteps. i turn around to tell her off, and there are more. there are guys, and girls, and they dont want in they just want to follow me. i say that im busy, leave me alone, and they keep trying to talk to me. suddenly my eyes get wide, i gasp, and shout,"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???" while pointing. they say what and look, and leaped with all my strength into the river, floating with it for a while. i get out on the opposite shore, and look bad and see them looking for me, and run. finally i find the girl i went through all this for, and it is a really beautifull spot. i say seductivly, "you ready?" and she replys "hell yeah". i walk towards her and hear,"im ready too." and of course look who found me, ugly fat chick and co. i tell them to go away, and then im just done. i scream,"im you you dumbass dcs! dont you have anything better to do than cockblock yourself?". "...no." then i just give up and wake up. it was such a sad waste of a dream, but a little funny looking back on it.