Silviiro

Came back over here for the first time in a long time because I've been using paper and didn't have any on hand. Interesting changes to the website. Took me a minute to realize that dream journals weren't threads anymore. Anyway I'll go right in.

I was working at some job checking that all necessary components were in video game boxes. Things started to disappear as I sorted them and I complained to management. I couldn't even figure out who my boss was so I just started tearing the place apart. I threw monitors on the floor, overturned tables, etc. The love of my dreams showed up and said they had called the police to come kill me. I looted the room which randomly had diamonds hidden in it. The lights went out and I heard a voice saying that I had 15 minutes before they were coming in. My love rolled on top of me and said she would at least give me a 15 minute wet dream. I refused and went into the next room where the police were waiting. I threw fireballs at them until they were all dead and then walked back to my love. She wasn't there and I heard footsteps going up another hallway. I followed the sound and found a woman with a gun dragging my love along. I quickly thought of targeted spells and used magic missile. I realized it would take more than that to take the woman out so I chanted "finger of death, finger of death, finger of death" and she dropped dead. My love said I should be more careful. I told her to remember that she isn't immortal or all-powerful like me. Then I woke up.

I use Dungeons and Dragons spells so I don't have to be as creative in my fighting.