Sheddler

I was outside a castle it seemed. There were some hostile animals that I easily overpowered. I went into the castle. It seemed to be a LoZ style dungeon, and that's all I remember about it. I got up to the boss and... It was an administrator from a game I used to play! It was John Shedletsky, AKA Telamon from Roblox! What a strange antagonist. He was planning to rid the world of said game, and I defeated him just in time to save it. I was walking around, and nobody in the game had noticed my huge achievement! What a bunch of jerks. I then realized why I had quit the game.

The dream changed.

I was in front of a crashed spaceship. For some reason, I knew that there were people alive in it. I opened it up, and a few people came out. They were very cranky, and they started getting violent. Some voice told me to cool them off, and I pushed them into a vat of very cold water. Apparently, their radioactivity was making them hot and cranky, and a vat of cold water fixed it. Strange. I was then in the spaceship for some reason, and we were drifting towards the sun. I then had in my possession, a parachute-like object. With said object, we had enough weight to drift downwards. I had saved the day again.

The dream changed.

I was an older teenager, and the time frame seemed to be in the late 50's. I had a modern car, and it was very nice. I had shown up in an auditorium with it. There was a large group of people, mostly girls in the middle of the auditorium. Some square had a nice car too. He seemed to think his was better than mine, so he revved his engine. It sounded nice... until I revved my engine. It was VERY loud. The girls squealed. The man, enraged by the fact that my car was better than his, took off- I saw that as a challenge to a race. I had to go around the group of people, who were loving every minute of this. I eventually got outside, and got ahead of the man. For some reason, My car needed Helium to go faster. And even stranger, I thought that I had to pull my pants down to my ankles and have my ass hang out of the seat to get more. While hanging onto the steering wheel, I wondered how the car was going with no feet on the pedal. I ignored this illogical finding. I won the race with the helium I had "gathered" and when the opposing driver got out, it turned out to be a girl. She said if I wanted anything for winning the race, and I said her pants. She took them off and gave them to me. I put them on. She then teased me for wearing a girl's pants, and I was reluctant to tell her why I had asked her for them. I told her, and she laughed, I took her pants off, to have my pants right underneath hers... She put her pants back on, and taught me what I could do to avoid another trouser-less race. For whatever reason, I wasn't attracted to her without her pants on. Although, I didn't pay attention to her legs when I was talking to her. I seemed polite. The dream ended when I found out how I could change my car so that I could keep my pants on for a whole race.

This has to be one of my strangest dreams.