4/10/2016 Naps can help. :) ★★★☆☆
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, 04-11-2016 at 04:35 AM (446 Views)
Video Games are How I Dream Lately... Apparently
I am in the middle of beating a video game with my wife, we get into a dungeon that reminds me of a desert temple from Zelda.
I am actually playing an RPG, but we run into an amorphous blob, none of our weapons can seem to fight it, and nothing it is doing is making sense. I start attacking with my sword, but find that I have very few attacks and that they are very limited against the thing that I am fighting, especially since Laura had hit it with her sword and it had passed right through. I think that this thing is not actually in the game, but in the reality behind the game. I change weapons and pull out my white Samurai sword. I jump decide to stay in one place and just watch to find it. It is really fast, but it doesn't seem to be doing much damage. I watch and watch and it appears in front of me and knocks me over and disappears again it is green and is in the shape of a man, but it seems to more like a lingering memory than a person. I stop and hear my wife scream, I don't know if she can defend against it, but not a big deal, this is a dream. I hold my sword in the ready position above my head for a quick down strike, and wait for it, I get hit again, only in the front, like it is a warning. I put my back to a wall and hold my sword far back so that I can just stab when I see it. I see it and I stab, it dodges and knocks me down, my health is getting low, I find that funny.
"Come at me again!" I yell, this time holding my sword in front of me, across my chest. Like so.
He appears and I just push forward, as soon as the broad side of my blade hits him, it sends him to the ground and I strike him down, I liked the weight and swing of it! It is nice to have the same blade in different dreams. We go past the pillars, and I realize that we are underground and that we are entering the boss room. It is a huge version of Ifrit from FFX.
"I got this" My wife says, and I am interested to see what she does to kill him. She summons a water thing (I didn't pay much attention to it) and had it use "Waterfall" or something similar to gush a huge waterfall on his head. It didn't do much damage, but it stunned him. Laura keeps spamming this and I get bored. I fast forward through and it takes like over 200 hits to kill him, we get out of the dungeon and don't get anything for it!
I get out to Hyrule field and check the map. There is only a little bit of unexplored territory. It looks like we are going to be beating this game soon. I see three entrances to caves and my map doesn't say that they have been explored. I use some fake memories to figure out if I have, and one of them looks brand new. My wife is no where to be seen. I jump in and a loading screen pops up (just a black fade) and I wake up.
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