Have a look...into my subconscious mess

I think I had improve again my dream recall since I didn't drunk again coke before night. But still those aren't the results I'm working for...
I should really work on having more vivid dreams. I sometimes have the most vivid dreams and sometimes I have some dreams that make me vomit.
Anyways...here's the dream:

DREAM 1: I was in a dark forest and I was screaming out loud: "SURPRISE, SURPRISE BUTT SEX! SURPRISE, SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!" and I was keep saying that the whole dream.
DREAM 2: I was in the living room watching TV. I found a new remote for our TV and tried to control it with that remote. I tried this already in another dream, so I was 100% sure I will fail, but still I wanted to try it out. Maybe this time it would work.
After I tried to control it, the TV started freaking out, moving channels randomly and showing green numbers all over the screen.