nightmare

DREAM 1: I was in the living room with my sister. As she got married and left home, we were talking about our lives and stuff like this. [Here I dreamed something about Lois from Family Guy having sex with me while my sis was changing in the closet, but I don't quite remember it.]. After she left the house, the lights suddenly turned off. I heard some shamanic beats and started seeing shadows on the wall. It got even weirder when I tried to change the volume, but instead of a Volume text with lines below indicating how loud the TV is currently set, it showed me a red WTF? text underlined. I tried to call my mom and tell her about the lights as I was getting out of the house trying to figure out what the heck is happening in my house. I was so freaked out that I suddenly did an RC. When I saw I was actually dreaming, I threw my phone away and rushed to jump on the window. I didn't wanted to just fall down, as things like this destabilizes my dream. I focused on hovering in slow-mo to the ground. After I came down, there came my buddy with his girlfriend. Of course, after having sex with his girlfriend (What? It's a dream. Having sex with someone's girlfriend is normal there) I took the bus forward and backward. I thought that maybe if I go for a walk, the "evil spirits" of the house will go away. I came back and guess what? I saw a waitress in the kitchen and had a fight with her. She was throwing fruits at me, so I took a plate and used it as a shield. After one fruit crashed into her head, she got dizzy. I exploited this moment to throw her away on the window. The lights turned on and I lost my lucidity. I went into the living room and I saw some Dream Guides. They started showing me how to make a book slap in a dream to make the monsters go away. After a long explanation, they put me look on a text. It was written there "Beautiful book". They put me look again. I didn't understand why, but I did it. The adjective changed to "Bad". They put me look once again. It changed again to "Horrible". I then realised that they were trying to show me I dream. When I got that, they were proudly smiling at me.
DREAM 2: I and the peers from the high-school were visiting my elementary school. My old classroom was turned into a Chemical Laboratory. I showed them the classroom and I remembered that on 8th grade they put our class at basement. [I remember somebody was telling me to shut up and that I'm lying and something about my mom calling me and asking me if I want a shawarma. Nothing more]
DREAM 3: My mom gave me as a present the Dream Reader device (from the "Dream Reader" dream). I put it on my head and it started showing a skeleton. It was not only reading dreams. When I was thinking of something, it would put all my thoughts in the skull. Like, I was thinking of a truck and it was right there. While it was reading my thoughts, memories and dreams, I felt dizzy.

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DREAM 1: We bought a new house. I was staying in my room, watching TV. The TV was the same mark as our old one, but it was like 18/19 inch looking and had some serious issues. It activated me the teletext when I tried to move to another channel. I was trying to exit the teletext, but it made my screen black.
I got pissed of by that stupid TV and went to the living room. Suddenly my living room turned to my old house's living room (actual house in reality) and as I went forwards, I saw my mom waving her hand and leaving the house.
Right after she left, the power went out. I was afraid that I will stay like an idiot in dark, doing nothing but watching the walls (walls...are pretty much a good show ), but then I remembered I have a power generator, so I bring it here to my computer and turned it on.
I was then talking to a friend on Skype and after much talking he left a bit. He said he'll return. I was a little...both bored and scared at the same time.
I went to the internet to see my old NSMB Wii works. I saw that on the desert one, you had to make a weird bug to actually pass it . Anyways, I got really bored and very frustrated with the power out. I tried to call my mom and my friend to come back, but no one answered. I was so bored that I started putting the monitor in my face, watching the window (the sky had red clouds ) and weird stuff.
The power finally went in and I sit down on the bed. While literary watching the ceiling, I was thinking about a Mario level and it appeared on the ceiling. It had gray grounds and ceilings, water below, a lot of Sonic like enemies and graphics. It was amazing, but I knew it was an optical illusion and if I look away and turn back, I will not see it anymore, so I tried to look at it as much as I could, so I can remember it.
A voice was talking with me and asking me "Did you though of a new Mario level?". He also said to be careful, not to use very much the use of hallucinogens, or I will get often weird hallucinations.
I looked at the bathroom and I saw a fat woman...I tried to look away, but when I looked back they were 2 of them!! I somehow made them disappear with my mind and another one just jumped out of some baby clothes.
DREAM 2: I was in my school (again ) talking with my peers. Suddenly Miki came at me and stole my jeans (HOMO!! HE'S A HOMO!!!). He put his hands in my pockets to see what I have there. I had my keys, my phone and my money there, so I was very angry at him. After much useless tug 'o' war match for my jeans, he gave up and ran away.
Right when I started cursing him the school's counselor came in and was like WTF! She punished me with cleaning all the books of the library...
One of my friends came in and asked me why I was punished and all. *sighs*

It pretty much seems like there's no justice even in my dreams.

Non-Dream/Lucid/Non-Lucid

I dreamed it last night and it ended like in 4:00 AM. I tried to remember as much as I could. You know...when you wake up at 4:00 AM the only thing you could think of is writing everything down in your DJ. >_>
The dream started like this:
DREAM 1: I was at home reading a book. When I turned my head to the right I saw an out of body hand. (I think it had like 4 fingers...it was really small) I freaked out...I though I'm going nuts. I grabbed that hand and bite a finger from it to see what happens. It disappeared all of sudden and my mom came. She asked me:
>Guess where we'll be going today! ^_^
I asked her:
>Where? (I was actually expecting her to say that we're going to psychologist or to endocrinologist, because I actually need to go there for some check-ups)
She said:
>We're going to the stomatologist!
I was like WTF?!?!?
DREAM 2: I was in the mall. A professor was going to the bathroom...the guy was a little suspicious, so I entered to see what is he doing there. He was a homosexual and he went to the bathroom to ask for some guys to have sex with for cash. (again...WTF???)
DREAM 3: My old plush bear was possessed. It got angry because I didn't wanted to play with it anymore and turned itself into a big pitbull dog and everytime I tried to talk to it, it attacked me. (Guess what ^_^....WTF?!)
DREAM 4: Finally (and probably less retarded than the other dreams) I dreamed there were some commands of Super Meat Boy games for Romania...They were actually destined for Bucharest, but they somehow accidentally delivered them to Moldova (which is at countryside...)
That thing was on TV and they actually sent reporters to ask the people from there if they ever heard of that game or about "the toilet" (I don't know what the toilet was meaning...).
(By the way...............WTF?????????)

Non-Dream/Lucid/Non-Lucid

I dreamed it when I was little. I tried to remember this dream as hard as I could. Between the first and the last dream I mentioned were a lot of more dreams. I remember I was frustrated that I couldn't wake up. I don't remember anymore the middle dreams, but the rest were so vivid even now I can remember it as I dreamed last night. It was kind of interesting so I though of writting it down and share it with you!
I was in the bad watching TV with my mom sitting on a chair near me. My mom suddenly disappeared. From my room I saw coming a shadow. (the fun part here is that we have 2 beds in the living room...after my mom disappeared I was suddenly in the other bed) I got out of the bed to see what's going on. The shadow was doing what I was doing. I tried to salute it and it saluted me too. I tried to jump on him and he attacked me. I was scared in that moment. I ran away to the kitchen to bring a knife...
When I came back the room was empty and that shadow disappeared. The only thing that was left in the room was one of the beds on which I was sitting, wondering what is my mom gonna say and how would I explain her a "magical" shadow came into the room and stole all stuff from the house! Then I realized it's a dream! I couldn't control it at all.
If I saw the things would just get worse and the shadow was coming back I tried to suicide to wake myself up. It somehow worked, as it sent me into a room with a buddy. He asked me if I want to dream anymore. I said no and it sent me into a room with some purple walls. There all my stuff from the house were alive and were trying to attack me. I was scared and when I was sent into that room I totally forgot it was a dream so I woke up.