Have a look...into my subconscious mess

Non-Dream/Lucid/Non-Lucid

I dreamed it last night and it ended like in 4:00 AM. I tried to remember as much as I could. You know...when you wake up at 4:00 AM the only thing you could think of is writing everything down in your DJ. >_>
The dream started like this:
DREAM 1: I was at home reading a book. When I turned my head to the right I saw an out of body hand. (I think it had like 4 fingers...it was really small) I freaked out...I though I'm going nuts. I grabbed that hand and bite a finger from it to see what happens. It disappeared all of sudden and my mom came. She asked me:
>Guess where we'll be going today! ^_^
I asked her:
>Where? (I was actually expecting her to say that we're going to psychologist or to endocrinologist, because I actually need to go there for some check-ups)
She said:
>We're going to the stomatologist!
I was like WTF?!?!?
DREAM 2: I was in the mall. A professor was going to the bathroom...the guy was a little suspicious, so I entered to see what is he doing there. He was a homosexual and he went to the bathroom to ask for some guys to have sex with for cash. (again...WTF???)
DREAM 3: My old plush bear was possessed. It got angry because I didn't wanted to play with it anymore and turned itself into a big pitbull dog and everytime I tried to talk to it, it attacked me. (Guess what ^_^....WTF?!)
DREAM 4: Finally (and probably less retarded than the other dreams) I dreamed there were some commands of Super Meat Boy games for Romania...They were actually destined for Bucharest, but they somehow accidentally delivered them to Moldova (which is at countryside...)
That thing was on TV and they actually sent reporters to ask the people from there if they ever heard of that game or about "the toilet" (I don't know what the toilet was meaning...).
(By the way...............WTF?????????)