Refrain

I was being strangled by a lamp that I took a light bulb out of and my uncle came in and shot it down with an uzi. I was so relieved it was dead. I walked outside to stare at the stars and I saw two little dots. They were getting bigger and bigger. Suddenly thousands of little dots were coming from them. Aliens were swarming around me and killing people. I was so afraid and I was like 'WHY IS THIS HAPPENING" then I realized I was dreaming.
I flew up to try to avoid some of the fight and suddenly a gaint great sword appeared in my hand. I flew down and started fighting. I was literally chopping aliens in half. When I did that they sort of disintegrated into thin air. They just kept coming so I flew up to the place they were coming from- the ships.There were two of them
I flew up and dropped a bomb by the door of one of them. It blew open and I walked in. I was washed in a purple green light. The inside of the ship looked weird. The ceiling was composed of really tiny lights. Not like led lights but even smaller. Like the size of this -> . each alternating from green and purple. The floor looked like when you cut down a tree and there are little rings getting bigger at the outside. Exept the floor was alternating white and black. I went up to some of the computers and slashed at them with my great sword. I heard the computer say " Self destruct in ten seconds" I ran out of there and flew. One ship took out the other ship. I saw a tunnel and flew into it.

At this point I lost lucidity. The tunnel had two of my friends in it. It had a conveyor belt and we lay on our stomachs in it. It was kind of like a game. There were three conveyor belts and ocasionaly spikes came out on one of them and you had to switch to another one. When we got to the end we each picked up a bag of fruit. I got cranberries and my friends got grapes and something else.

I cant remember anything else. I did complete one of my tasks though

My brother was gambling online and every time he lost money something in our house would disappear. I told him to stop but then he wouldn't. I started to think about this. This didn't make any sense. I did an RC and I realized I was dreaming.

I started to run up the stairs, but I remembered to stabilize. I went to the wooden pole in our basement and started to feel its texture. Rubbing it and feeling its nooks and crannies. There was a little bubble of paint and I scraped it off. This was the most vivid dream I had had in a while. I went upstairs and saw my friend Sam. I talked to her for a while and realized how pretty she looked. I started to kiss her. It felt awkward like she was holding back. I backed away and she said she just wanted to stay friends. I said ok and told her to follow me. I phased through the window in the front of my house and turned around and saw that she had disappeared. I sighed and started to fly.

It felt like I had rockets in my boot. I had never flown like this before, but I got used to it. I saw Ashley and her mom laying on lawn chairs-easy access. I flew down in front of Ashley and lifted her legs up. I pulled her jeans up until I could see her panties. She was wearing green and white striped granny panties-lol. I started to rub her to try to get her aroused and I woke up.

I was at school in my history class. My teacher told me if I patted her on the head then I was dreaming. I went up and patted her on the head and realized I was dreaming.I remembered to stabilize the dream and started rubbing my hands together and saying "I am dreaming everything is clear". It didn't work and I woke up.

I was modding my ps2

god my recall is rubbish

My dad was getting the mail and I was eating some french fries and ketchup. I dropped one on the floor which had A LOT of ketchup. My dad came in and screamed " GOD DAMMNIT YOU GOT FUCKING KATSUP ON THE CAPET" I cleaned it up and looked out the window. There were two giant balloons in the air and one popped and something drifted toward me. It was a little bin full of fries drenched in ketchup (you can see where this is goin) I take one and eat it and ketchup drops allover the floor. " GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!!!" I wake up.

I am a ghost. I kill someone in the school and I run away to the nearby town. I see a bishop and he can't see me, but he senses my presence and says to show himself and he won't be angry. Then someone tells him that there was just someone killed at the school. Then he is alone with me (he still can't see me) Feeling really guilty I decide to leave through the wall and I run away.

Me and my friends take a bus to this mansion for some tug of war contest. Our vice principal is there and he turns out to be evil and working with this half head thing to take over the world. They have been breeding zombies for years in this facility by the mansion. When the zombies are released to take over the world I'm in one of the two hallways in the mansion and there are zombies swarming many people and eating them. I go into the room and lock the door and think of what to do. I jump out the window and run in the direction I see many other people running. While running I see this guy riding a bike in the snow and he almost slips but i catch him he says thanks and rides away.

I meet up with my friends and we keep running. We get to this gate/train station of sorts and we see two doe staring out the windows toward where we came ( zombies ) with their ears flattened. This scared us because we knew the zombies would be here in a few hours after they finished eating the people they had caught. Me and my friends decided we needed to rent a car and run away. We had some money and I had a gold watch and two of us went to a hotel and one went to go find a car. In the hotel my friend said we needed to go to the store and pick up some medicine and food. I agreed but I said we could take some from the fridge and cabinets. In the cabinets there was some baby laxative and Tylenol. In the fridge there was 3 jars of different brands of peanut butter. But they weren't in normal peanut butter jars they were like in the simply orange orange juice containers. I tasted one of them that looked the best. It didn't really taste like peanut butter but it was chunky. After this I woke up.

I enter the dream in my bed and I get up. I look at the wall and there is strange red writing in what seems to be permanent marker. I try to read it but I cant so I just leave my house and start running. The dream starts to fade and I wake up.

My friend zero's house had blown down and I was going to check it out so I was walking over there when I met up with S I got distracted and went to R's house and we found his dad in the garage and he showed us a project he was working on. K and R showed up in the garage and we hung out and talked for a little bit eventually I had to go so I went outside and a bus was there. I got on the bus and D was there and ask why I took so long. We got off and i sad on a little scooter and D tied a rope to it and pulled me home.