redisreddish's mess of dreams is still messy

Dreams from yesterday night and last night:

~I was a white tiger. It felt so cool, I just walked around and laughed when people went "OOOOOHHHHH A TIGER HOW PRETTY!".

~Okay, this one's kind of odd. There was a woman who went into a room and waited for a few seconds. A man suddenly appeared. He was dressed in all these sparkling, royal-looking clothes. He seemed like a regular human, but I think in the dream he was some sort of god. The woman ran up and hugged him. He kissed her.

"You're finally back. I've been waiting for you," the woman said.

"And now you must wait no longer." The man took her hand, and she led him upstairs to another room. She saw a bug on the wall and jumped a little. "Oh, I hate those things," she said.

"What?" The man let go of her hand. "Hate? You do not hate! You only love!" The woman was instantly scared, and said, "No, you have to understand. My time as a human has changed me, and--"

"No! The woman I love does not HATE!" The man pulled out a knife and chucked it at her. She ducked and it stuck in the wall. He threw two more, but neither hit, and then he ran out of the room. The woman chased after him. She caught him outside the house they had been in, and grabbed his arm. He turned away.

"Just listen, please," the woman said. "I do love everything. I just hate what some things do." Apparently that was good enough for the guy, because he picked her up and kissed her. (Jeez, dramatic much. )

~There's a giant hole in my backyard. That's actually a fact; I'm not talking about a dream right now. But in the dream, I was walking around that hole and a bunch of cartoony zombies started climbing out. I had an axe for some reason, and I began hacking their oddly shaped heads in half. After I killed them all, I looked and saw that they had had whole brains in them.

"Oh man, they must have been growing brains in there," I said to myself. I walked around to the side of the house, where there was a hole in the wall covered with a concrete door. There was a patch of hay above it. When I kicked that, a big spider that looked like it was made of hay came out. I squashed it, and another one came. I squashed that one, and four big non-hay spiders came out. They were cartoony, like the zombies, but they had big pinchers and moved fast.

"What do you think you're doing? This is the lair of It," one of them said.

"Well, maybe I want to kill It," I told them.

"We would let you, but he's really being an idiot today. So... we have to attack you." All the spiders jumped off the wall and started attacking people who were suddenly walking around. As that dream ended, I heard one spider who was latched on to a guy's neck saying, "You only have one neck vein?"

~Last one: I was walking around my house, and the Mad Hatter was there. We walked upstairs, where there was just a little spot of floor, and then a door to the left and a door to the right. One was green and one was orange, but they both had a lot of writing on them. The Hatter suddenly went off talking like he was in a trance, and I saw a flashback. I forget what it was. When he stopped talking, I said, "I would open one of these doors, but I'm afraid I'll get something thrown at me."

"Let's open this one, then," he said, and opened the door to the left. Sure enough, a teacup came flying out. We stepped in, and the March Hare was there. There was also another guy who looked like he could've been related to the Hatter. He got mad at me for being to loud, and I said something back that ticked him off. I can't remember what it was.