redisreddish's mess of dreams is still messy

Two frags before the one dream I really remember.
~Some singer was making a music video outside my house. We had to drive her somewhere, and she gave me her autograph.
~There was a crocodile at my house. A friend of mine was there, and we were supposed to be taking care of it. It kept biting me. It felt like a puppy bite. "Sam, take this crocodile," I said. "Hold on, I just--" "SAM, THIS CROCODILE IS EATING MY ARM."

Then the one I can actually remember.

~I'm in my room at my grandma's house. There are people walking around. Some guy wants to fence me. I take out a fencing sword thing... I don't know what they're called. Anyways, we fence, I beat him, we fence again, I beat him again, and he gets really ticked off. Some guy dressed like a prince comes in and pushes him away before he punches me. The prince guy was dressed like Prince Edward from Enchanted, only his clothes were light purple.

I go downstairs, and there are people walking around down there, too. A guy is strangling someone, and he looks at me when I go by. I run back upstairs. The fencing guy is waiting for me. He jumps at me with his hands out like he's going to grab my neck, but just slams me against the wall with one hand and starts stabbing me with the fencing sword with the other hand. The prince guy pulls him away again. A girl with a sewing needle and thread rushes up and says, "If we don't get that closed up soon, there's a good chance that (???) will (???) (???) and you'll die."

She starts stictching my neck with the needle and thread. She shoves the needle in and yanks it out, not trying in the least to be gentle. I scream a little the first time she does it, because it hurts. She gives me a few more stitches, and it hurts less and less each time.

I go back downstairs and outside, and there are quite a few people around. They all hate fencing guy. He comes up behind me and slams me in the head with his fist, then sics a dog on me. It bites my leg, but that doesn't hurt. Fencing guy tries to beat up some little kids, but their parents get him to go away, and I just sit with a group of people for a while.
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Tomorrow, I'm going to camp for a week, so I'll probably have some interesting dreams when I come back... I just hope I don't yell in my sleep and wake everyone in my cabin up like last year.