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-1-An alien was in the form of Day9. He had to leave for something, so he tried to push the truck (named Herman irl) for some reason. He wasn’t aware of a parking brake. A minute later, we never saw him again. He was late for something important, I think. This took place at my grandparents’ house.
-2(L)-I don’t remember much here. I did a nose-plug RC a few times over different times, and I watched a video in a theater filled with people. Not a real theater, more like a large room with chairs and a stage with a screen. Distractions were rampant this time, leading to nowhere.
Lucid Time: 3-6 minutes

bedtime finally not atrocious: head hit the pillow at 00:40. Some intention setting and affirmations before bed.

Lots of dreams. Probably more that noted here, no recording until final waking, and epics tend to obliterate earlier dreams. 18 minutes of voice notes!

early:

Quick notes:

+ rental car, mustang, white doors closing, keys (could steal), dealer, "not too overpowered", (shakes his head), I think I could gun it later.

+ [semi-epic] at guy's house, dog holding ear, nanny & girl (?), in house alone, semis entering his garage, police come, "he was going to murder you in one hour"

+ police on streets on hill: look down, swanky party busted by cops; indoors, leading regent gives speech, appoints new chancellor of University: JH (boy scouts, frizzy hair): grizzled, old, red eyes, he can barely talk, he makes no sense, I feel sorry for him

+ DO: watching video of ME at (high school graduation?): who filmed me? View fully zoomed and centered on my face: tears are streaming down my eyes. I'm singing along with the other students: (national anthem?) no sound: my eyes are doing weird things, like rolling back in my head, I'm really embarrassed, I didn't know that I was being filmed.

+ football scrimmage, "C vs. C" overhead view: lots of laterals, tackling.

later:

+ [semi-epic] in my "kitchen": burger meal on plate, big crowd of guests appear, can't eat now, make tea for everyone, boil water, girl talks about helping her learn how to catch balls, back in kitchen burger is still on plate, but fries/side dishes are gone burger is alone, I sneak a quick, big bite of it stuffing it into my mouth, guy friend walks up just then, great I think, just as I bite, I look for tea in the cabinets, open cabinet and many colorful packages, take out two fancy tea packs: one on right has white flakes in it, lots of dried fruit?, pack on left is dark red/brown pieces of tea like roiboos.

+ [semi-epic] at the theater: I'm in balcony, leaning over railing to the right and talking to a girl and a guy on ground floor, discussion of school, I start to say "enjoy your final years of school" but realize I don't know how many years she has left or is graduating, girl says something like "(help me?) and I'll give her to you (girl sitting behind me?) the play begins I decline I lift my left arm and put it around my (date? wife?) on my left she leans in puts her head against mine, attention moves to the stage:

Guy from former work [N] has thinning hair is acting on stage, he's with another guy, there's a fight, one guy really slugs the other one on the back/shoulder and the hit guy's body tremors. One guy produces bills ($50 / $100 / $200) the $200 one (close up) I know is fake, it has some random guy's picture on it, it's pretty funny though. Then the guy and girl I was talking to earlier are on center stage and the guy produces some blue windex-looking stuff

+ On U lake in boat, wind, calm behind Rt island, I think I haven't been here a long time and want to next time take the boats to the island, study Rt island closely, it is not quite right, too many trees and there are other little rocks in the water

This night was one of those in that nearly all dreams chain together story-wise and create a totally non-sensical adventure. Well, adventure might be too big of a word for it.

I started out in an unknown house with a few friends. Although I did not actually know this place I simply assumed that it belonged to one of my friends. Otherwise we would have broken into someone else's property, right?
One of the things that were kind of strange was the way the room was built up and how the furniture had been placed. Multiple beds in one room placed in a way that blocks the room's door from closing and barely anything else besides bookshelves and tables. It had an unbalanced feel about it.

So I felt the urge to leave and said goodbye to everyone. I had no idea where I actually wanted to go to if I am very honest. /CUT/

For some reason I decided to go to the next shopping mall... without money... and the will to buy anything. My attention gets drawn to a group of teenagers standing in a small circle and making gestures that indicate they are talking about something that should not be heard by everyone. Very effective to stand in the middle of a mall if you try to hide something, huh?
Now things got messed up though. Suddenly one of the group turned her head towards me and rapidly turned it back talking to her friends with a nervous expression on her face. I didn't know her and she probably didn't know me. I did nothing exciting and still she was very uneasy about my presence.
To make the situation even more broken one of the friends back at the house came along and I greeted her. She wasn't into talking at all though and tried to get away quickly after greeting me back. What is this place?
The strange behaviour of the people wasn't the most questionable thing even. How did my friend get here so fast although she stayed at home and I directly went here? /CUT/

I carried over the lucidity from the last dream. I left the mall by now and walked down a quiet road with rather small and cozy looking houses. " I don't know exactly what made me realize that this is a dream but I know for sure that is is one!" I thought. "So, what did I want to do again? Oh yes, create a magic spell."
It was obvious that I needed a little help and research for it. As I couldn't think of anything better I simply knocked at some door and hoped the person living in the house knew about magic stuff. To my disappointment nobody opened in the first place for now.
I got so impatient that I tried to smash the glass part in the door with my bare fists which led to some interesting discovery. The door repelt all power I put into it. My hand simply slowed down so that I just gently touched it in the end. The wooden part of the door did not have this effect though. I knocked again in a very violent way and somebody opened who I absolutely did not expect: My long departed grandfather.

What a beautiful situation that was. When did he laugh that much the last time we saw each other? We got down to business relatively quick though. He did not know so much about magic himself but he had some random notes lying around that might help me. I skimmed over them. Lots of symbols, nearly unreadable text and so on. Was a good start anyway! I just need to find out how to use those symbols and the gibberish in the notes and it should work out. /CUT/

Time to finally get home! It was a loooong day (or night?). I find a bycicle and just decide to ride it home but after a minute I notice that it is surprisingly hard to get it moving. A look down explains it all. There was god damn hole in the front wheel and the air had flown out of it. To make it all funnier it started to rain. REALLY?
At some point I managed to leave the city which was absolutely not what I had wanted to do. A giant wood construction without any obvious use stood there in the green fields next to the gravel path. Well, I can always turn around, right? That plan worked out very nicely until I hit a road that I knew.
Problem: Everything was blocked by barricades and construction sites. I had to drive a totally stupid way to get home which was double as long as the normal one thanks to all that.

Sigh, at least I didn't get completely lost...

I become lucid in my living room as I'm trying to write my signature on a post-it note. All that comes up is symbols of notes. My brother comes up to me. I know the dream is ending and all I have left to do is show the thing I just made to him.

I'm walking through a liquor store and I'm looking at the drinks on display. I'm interested only in the small portion of light drinks, like ciders. My friend Tony arrives to the store suddenly. I have decided to buy a readily-filled glass of liquid that tastes like mineral water. Tony takes a sip from another similar glass and decides to buy one of them as well. The dream hops us into his car. Tony still clearly has a hangover from last night and has trouble steering the car. I advice him to go slower and go through a quieter area so the cops wouldn't catch us. After a while the car disappears and we're walking towards a low metal-bridge on a snowy scenery. The air is warm though. I see our destination further away, some random apartment building. Out of the blue it hits me; "Tony I'm lucid... this is a dre-... I'm lucid! We're in a lucid dream!"

Tony gets really happy as well as I. "First thing, we're not going to continue towards that place" I say. I turn around and right then my brother and a friend of his have spawned there. My vision gets more sharp an detailed for a while. We decide to have a fight, one against two, as Tony has now disappeared. This is going to be easy. Actually this is something Iv wanted to do, to show off my dream powers to my friends. They start throwing large rocks at me with telekinesis. The rocks are flying towards me and as I spread my arms and take battle stance, a huge force field shoots active around me with a low electric noise. The rocks break as they hit the force field. My brother and his friend are clearly amazed. They try again doing the same move, throwing large rocks at me once more. I wave my hand from behind my back and a huge wind slash strikes the boulders destroying them. I continue my move and wave my hands in front of me turning their spot into a fiercely hurricaning cloud of wind fists. They're fine. They decide to try something else. They see the snow and they try to use it to their advantage, but I won't let that happen. I lower my hands and point the area around us, making all the snow melt down immediately. The ground is now visible. Like Toph from AtLA I make a strong lifting gesture upwards and a large column of ground lifts up; with me on top of it. They shoot more rocks at me. I blast another pillar sideways from the larger pillar launching myself sideways into the air. I shoot a fire blast and a wind blast to the two rocks destroying them again. Suddenly I see Sensei in front of me.

He immediately tests me. Calmly he lifts three small black rocks and shoots them at me. I throw my fist forwards and a force shock meets the three rocks. He tries something again, but I can't remember what it was. After that hes fine and sure; he would take me on. His whole figure turns blackish and power-emitting. I think something along the lines "Oh f-" before taking off. My brother and his friend stay put, they clearly have no idea who they're dealing with now. I start losing lucidity now as I enter a narrow room. "If you're able to beat me now you'll likely win all of our duels" Sensei says. I dodge some of his attacks but then I get distracted as Tony is now making noises outside. The whole scenario becomes a mess because of that. Suddenly we're not even fighting anymore, actually, we didn't get to fight at all. "Soo... you won I guess?" Sensei asks. "No dude you won, I think" I reply. Someone from the competition comes to me. He has Zapdos's head for a head. I try giving him a code, so later when we'd be awake we could see if we were shared dreaming. " Banana smoothie" I tell him. " Banana smoothiiiiiie" ... definitely lost lucidity towards the end lol.

Dream 1 - Fireworks

It's night and I'm out partying with school friends. My mental map tells me I'm around the area where my university is, but the buildings are different. The party is moving, people leave with bikes and cars. I just arrived from a gym and left my bike there. One of my old friends asks why I did that and calls me stupid. I don't mind, I start running to the bridge going across the lake. People with bikes and cars can't take this short cut, so I might even arrive before them. I notice I don't tire from running and I can run really fast. While running over the bridge I notice a massive explosion in the sky, like a meteor split into hundreds of orange shards that continued to fall in every direction. I stop to admire it. I look around to see if anyone was following me and saw this amazing display, but I'm alone. I look back up and see several more explosions and realize they are fireworks. Incredibly beautiful looking though, and massive. They light up the whole night sky.

After a while I continue to the location where the party was supposed to continue. It's not a party at all, it's a mandatory church ceremony. (We used to have on at the beginning of every school year. Involves preaching, singing etc.) At the doors we are supposed to also donate some money. I have no cash on me and panic.

Panic leads to waking up, so I WBTB.

Dream 2 - Kids of the Slums

I'm a DO and see slums next to an odd looking frozen river. The ice is light blue, but isn't reflective or transparent like it should. TotalBiscuit is looking after the boys of the slums. There's a radio playing music. One of the kids led TotalBiscuit to the river. There was a spot with some hardhats stuck in the ice and a few small rocks sticking out. The kid took TB to a dangerous spot on purpose. TB slips and hits his head into a rock. His skull cracked, he's dead. The kids go back. One of the boys goes to the group of girls that were playing in the slums and asks one of them to help with something. A girl in a green dress with flowers comes back with him. She asks what it's about. The boys don't say anything other than they need her help. The group starts walking somewhere and the dream ends.

Dream 3 - I teach history?
I'm in a school. Dumbledore is the headmaster and I teach history. Dumbledore tells me I'm going to speak in front of the whole school. We are in a big dining hall. I have nothing prepared and panic. Students arrive, I recognize a few of them. The students want to eat first. That buys me some time. I get the dessert, which is a piece of pie with some purple jam. I have a chat with one of the student I know from waking life. Pie tastes good. I start thinking about my lecture, while eating. Stuff of nightmares, this dream

I still feel really behind on sleep which hopefully means I will hit REM rebound tonight. I had two dreams that connected together after waking up for a short moment. It was clearly inspired by watching the davinci code last night. I knew it was a weird situation but I sort of reacted sarcastically and went with it.

04.14.2017
10:00 AM

The Fibonacci Code (Non-Lucid)

I have been summoned to a museum by a catholic bishop and priest who need me to decipher a code for them. "Isn't this basically just the plot to the davinci code?", I ask. "Yes, but this time it's real.
There is this sequence of numbers at the top that we have never seen before. Thats as far as we could get." They show me a piece of paper with the first fibonacci sequence followed by about five lines of cryptic riddles.
"Have you guys even seen the movie? This is clearly the fibonacci sequence. Can I go home now?" I honestly got really bored with this dream pretty quickly but for some reason I kept following them around this museum solving basic riddles for like an hour. I eventually woke up laughed about it with my girlfriend yet fell back into the same dream for another hour without becoming lucid.

Backyard

I was in my backyard with some people. I saw a lawn mower running by itself. Became lucid and saw that it was actually digging up the earth. Jumped in it's wake and fell about six feet and started walking along the dug out path that was now like a foxhole. I walked to the end and found out that I was in a hallway now with some doors on the side. I went to go through a door when I woke up.

I become lucid as some text is changing oddly. I fly through a wall and find myself in a rose garden. I decide to taste the colour pink. It is sweet and creamy but occasionally it gets sour. I fly around and soon lose lucidity.

I WILD onto a suburban path and see what music is evoked by it. I hear a trumpet dominated tune!
I decide to see what a piece I'm learning by Dvorak looks like. It starts off as red lines on a black background, moving to the beat of the music. In the cantabile section, they curves into pebbles, with red lines caressing them. In the fast middle section, demons dance in hell in circles, fleeing from lava erupting from the ground. It then returns to the red line theme. With the final cantabile theme, they die away.

Had a short lucid dream where I was in an elevator.

Meh.

+(vague, f) playing pool?

+(vague, f) on a freeway in a car?

+ Getting into a large back seat of a SUV-like vehicle. There are about 4-5 seats in this row. The far seat on the side away from me is occupied by a girl. I want to go sit next to her but think it's wouldn't be prudent.

+ I'm inside a large room/building like a library with desks and bookcases all over, we are shepherding some "bad?" guy with us and tell him to get into a little cubby like under a desk, and to stay there.

+ I'm in a home, a living room, I'm sitting on a couch and one of my cousins comes up (don't see face) and sits beside me, close. She's wearing red dress. She pulls her legs up under her to the side on the couch. I know what somebody close to me had died recently but didn't think of whom it was. I know her family was also affected. I ask her "So....how are things?" (referring to the death). She answered "we had a simple dinner, just spaghetti." I put my right and on her leg.

Some people come in to the party. One of them is JM [company 3] (sort of looks like him). I get up and shake his hand. He hands me a birthday present, it's a small rectangular long and narrow package like a pen would be wrapped in. I open it and I see some purple things inside. I then realize that the present was for the host and now I'm going to get it for opening his present and feel pretty stupid about that.

Night of April 14, 2017. Friday.



There is a quickly perceived backstory of two unknown men. There is an awareness of each man being dressed somewhat as Zorro (though this is not fully perceived as such in my dream). It does seem that a couple masks are quickly removed prior to the last part. One man is at a table in a restaurant, though in semidarkness. I do not seem directly involved.

The two men look nothing alike. One is much slimmer and taller. The slimmer man enters the restaurant and stands near the table. As the slimmer man looks down with his face very close to the one sitting at the table, he exclaims, “What the h— is this?” with both puzzlement and mild anger. Both men have identical sets of symmetrical and parallel scratches on their face (as if the marks were made on purpose), some coming out diagonally (and upward) from near each eye, some mostly horizontal on the cheeks, some down around near their mouth. They look at each other curiously, each perhaps thinking one is impersonating the other. The marks mostly look like cat scratches, and about half are still red.

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This is some sort of odd coalescence factor, probably the preconscious and the emergent consciousness personified in an oddly projected or secondary way. (I did get the brief impression that I was looking at myself even though neither man looked anything like me.) (There is possibly influence from Balthazar in “The Scorpion King”, a 2002 movie, though the appearance is very different.)

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Evil Lair on Acid Planet
I'm on another planet. The bad guy is explaining my situation. His lair is surrounded by an ocean of acid. As he says that, I have a flashback of the facility falling from the sky, into the green ocean of acid. Small islands of red stone provide a nice contrast. The main bad guy disappears and removes the roof of the room I'm in. The alien minions in the room start fighting me as acid starts pouring into the room. The top of the room is just a bit under the surface, so I have some time, but I need to find higher ground.

I suddenly have a futuristic gun. I'm not entirely sure what the gun does. It's a small white pistol that shoots an orange ball of electricity. So the ideas of it's function pop into my head "It makes enemies dance." I see this happen, the small alien men dance towards the orb. "No! It attracts enemies like a black hole!" Then I see this happen, the aliens are violently pulled towards the orb and the orb disappears. Then I settle on it's function: "The orb amplifies momentum." I wait for the right moment. The aliens are running towards me, I shoot the orb in front of them and use telekinesis to submerge my end of the room into the acid. The aliens were running towards me and the orb amplifies that momentum, so they all fly over me into the acid.

I use telekinesis to lift the room out of the acid. More aliens arrive to the room and are confused what's going on. They are ignoring me. I notice a large duffel bag full of my clothes. I grab what I can into my backpack and start looking for a way out of the facility.

Fragments
-A hidden school, forest, pretty girls. Most people had mystical, supernatural abilities. The girls were evil?

-Driving across country with two guys. Picked up people on the way.

After 6.5h of sleep, 40 min WBTB. Stomach pain.

Fragment
-After a shower my hair was incredibly blond and shining brightly. I kept staring into the mirror. This was not normal.

Morty's Room
I'm in a weird three story house. I'm eating and talking with my roommate. We had a disagreement regarding food, I think. I have no interest in arguments, so I leave. Every corridor and staircase in this wooden building is too small and uneven. The walls are crooked too. Reminds me of Harry Potter.

I find a couple S.H.I.E.L.D. agents with a plastic bag. There's a portal of some sort in the bag. Hey! That's how I got to the frozen planet the first time! I stepped into a large plastic bag and I was instantly teleported. One of the agents steps into the bag and disappears. He's dead. There's dangerous white insect-like aliens through the portal. I have a plan and lead the agents to another house.

We make our way to Morty's room in another three story house. Morty from Rick and Morty. I tell people to remove all furniture, we are turning the room into an alien altar and tricking the aliens out through the portal. I see Morty being real confused about this sudden invasion into his room. I notice my dream journal on the floor. My dream journal? I block out everything else happening in the room.

My vision zooms to the open journal page. There's a colored drawing on it. The scene is in the style of Futurama. I dive into the artwork. It's the view from inside a green flying car. I'm sitting on the backseat and looking up through the purple tinted sunroof. I see another flying car through the sunroof. Calvin and Hobbes are in that car and another tiger similar to Hobbes, but with different colors is driving/flying. We are high above the city and time stands still.

Island

A strange dream where I was on a small flat island covered in grass with a couple people. I have to make salads for them. I prep the ingredients and have to put them into boxes. One guy says he wants a double salad. I remember ripping open a bag of cous cous and pouring it onto the salad.

Work

Dream that I had to work in a different store for the day. K from my store was there and he didn't seem to happy i was working at the other place.

Lucid

I remember becoming lucid in some scenario that I can remember. I Did my time dilation, and almost felt the dream fall apart but it snapped back with a clarity I've never had before after I jumped. again I couldn't remember the exact place or scenario, apparently there was some fighting training going on as referenced in later conversation.

What I do remember is emerging from a grove of trees at night time into an area reminiscent of a small trailer park, but instead of trailers were a small number of lit up houses. Most of them were small but there was also a big one that had very bright Christmas lights.

"I wonder who lives in that one?" I asked a quiet man who I was walking with. He just sort of grunted. "I've always wanted to go in there!" I seemed to be excited and talking his ear off but he wasn't saying much.

We went into one of the small houses. Inside there was a small kitchen where A woman i also seemed to know was preparing for a meal. He said some words to her but I wasn't paying attention. She said, "It should be done by the time you guys finish practicing shape shifting."

I thought, "Oh boy! Shapeshifting." The man sat down in a living room and pointed to a TV and a PS2 console and handed me a disc as if indicating the lesson was on the disc. I opened the PS2 tray and placed the disc in, but I wasn't sure if the disc went down all the way, the tray went in by itself and I pushed the eject button right away. "Ah why'd you do that?" said the man sounding a bit angry. I told him I just wanted to make sure the disc was going in properly.

I sat down in a chair beside his couch where he was seated. I said, "I can't wait to learn more about shapeshifting! I'm really eager to learn."

As if I had ADD i thought I should try Time dilation again. I remember placing my hand on the ground and counting the spaces between my fingers. The spaces between my fingers began to look like other fingers... that was trippy. Then I saw something like cardboard lines around the shapes of my fingers. I kept counting a number of different spaces each time. i made it to 60. I lifted my head up and the room was spinning. then I woke.

This was on 4/11/17, tuesday, day off
Last night bed 9:15pm
GPC - 2:40am
WBTB 3:20am
GM and sofa 4am
LD time estimate - 45 min

Started to feel my body getting heavy when my cat started grooming herself leaning against me. She circumvented my anti-cat snuggling device (folded blanket separating my space from hers), so I had to move my hands and move her away a bit.

When I got to head rush, it was incredibly strong. I feared that my head may burst. I also knew I'm still few minutes away from falling asleep and wasn't sure how that will work. When I got into a dream, I tried to stand up, but couldn't. Kept trying, but didn't happen.

1.

I started walking around this cartoonish town. I realized I'm looking at myself from 3.person view and thought that finally I'm realizing it, after so many people mentioned this on the forum. I'm thinking that I may be controlling my avatar while I am still not fully asleep.

Scene changes and I'm walking around another, similar cartoonish town. I wonder why it's a cartoon.

I finally fall asleep. Have at least 2-3 very strong head rush transitions throughout this about 45 min lucid event.

2.

I come to a quarry and by the left wall, there is a bunch of all kinds of dinosaurs, walking in my direction. I notice them, but don't investigate closer.

3.

I'm walking through a different town. My coworker walks by, with a cup of coffee in his hand. I start calling him by name and talking to him, but he doesn't respond. I ask him if he want's to do the "thing". He says nothing. So ... uhm... I kneel down and, you know the rest. Let's just say, he was VERY anatomically correct.

4.

I start hearing a song Forever Young and I remember how much I love it. I see the band playing it in my minds eye, so I start climbing up the side of a building to get to their apartment. On my way up, I hit some kind of a long metal latter and it makes a huge noise. I kinda feel bad.

The song is awesome. Playing so loud, correct words, perfect music. 2-3 guys are playing keyboard or drums and a guitar. I wonder who the band is, and I see a poster behind them on the wall, that says DOORS. Somehow I doubt that's them.

Somewhere in the middle of it all, I remembered to stop and recall the previous parts of the dream. But there just wasn't much detail to remember. Just aimless walking around.

Nightmare. I was in a dark, snowy place - staying at a cabin in the middle of nowhere with some others. I was supposed to give a businessman a ride on the snowmobile (for fun), while my colleague (we both worked for a boss who stayed in the cabin) took the other on his snowmobile. While riding, I suddenly got a really bad gut feeling. I headed back inside, but was suddenly confronted by one of the men we were giving a ride. I could tell it "wasn't him anymore". His face was emotionless to an inhuman degree. As if he had been bodysnatched by something. He attacked me. It was absolutely terrifying. I had no choice but to defend myself. I stabbed him several times in the face and neck with a pen (I think it was a pen, anyway). He seemed dead. I closed the door and headed inside, wanting to warn the others that there were two people still outside, perhaps also bodysnatched. I had a rotten feeling the people in the cabin had disappeared leaving me alone... surrounded by horrors.

Lots of sex scenes. They've been quite common these past few days.