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Yellow Goo Adventure:
I was on some kind of an adventure. All I can remember is that towards the end of the dream, there were 3 girls that were sitting on a bus and they all had yellow flexible goo stuck all over them. I told them that they deserved it, something about their father, possibly some scheme that they pulled.

Thoughts: Nothing really, I forgot a good part of it and would have recovered more had I worked back through the dream

Meeting in Savana:
My father was with some guy in an environment that looks like a savana with lots of sand, very little trees, ec.... This guy gave me the impression that he was a hunter. The guy asked a question something about the blank and it took my father by surprise as in “you’re asking about the blank” as if it’s a forbidden thing. He went on and asked about “how the kids are doing”. My father said just fine.

A Meeting:
Me, 3 guys and a girl are doing something. One of these guys is tall but that’s all I can recall.

The Magic Snowmobile:
I was near a parking lot where there was a lot of snow and a snowmobile was parked there. I was with my sister and some random kids that I don’t know IRL but possibly knew in the dream. I had climbed the tree and was sitting on one of the branches. The snowmobile moved on it’s own to the edge of the sidewalk, so, that it wasn’t obstructing traffic. I climbed down and went to it’s side to see if I can move it back and a van passed by with the guy looking at me in a weird way. The owner came out and asked what happened and I told her that it wasn’t me and that I didn’t do anything. Funny enough, in that period of time, the snowmobile moved even further out so that it was taking a small chunk of the road. For some odd reason, I didn't notice this movement and afterwards I returned home with my sister

Thoughts: If I'm not mistaken, I woke up laughing from the savana dream, not sure what the blank was, but, it must be something funny. That's or my emotions were running high in my dream.

Dancing:
I remember seeing a stage performance of some kind. All I remember was seeing a bunch of ladies standing together in a straight line dancing on a wooden stage in a theatre similar to the type that you see in movies. They were wearing red cloth and they all had black hair.

Dream Journaling:
Another dream was of me writing 3 of my dreams in my dream journal. After I was done, I was thinking “good I wrote them all, I’ll see them in the morning”.

Thoughts: That second dream was on the funny side because I woke up that morning expecting to read them over and found a blank page

01.03.2009

Piano & Violins [Fragments] (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

* I'm in a car driving down a country road, with my brother in the seat next to me. The car stalls on a hill so I and my brother get out and push it up.

* Now it's dark out and mom is driving us to the dentist. We get there and I go into the back room. All I remember is driving home not being able to talk...

* We walk in the house in the middle of the night and mom grabs a bag and starts tossing food in it. She tells me that she loves me and that she'll miss me. Now I find my self in a random house, it's a very nice home. A little like aunt Donna's and Paw paw's put together. It was Christmas time. I walk in and mom is sitting near Tara. Mom says "say Hello to Santa" nodding towards my aunt. I say to Tara "Hello Santa." (Why??? That makes no sense.) I go into the bathroom and get changed into nicer clothes.

* I come out and go outside where my little DC sister is. She looks like Lucy from Narnia. I walk over to her, she's crying and she's upset with me. I forget what I say to make her feel better, but we hug and she goes to pick up her violin. There is this huge group of people with violins in front of me - thousands of people! My little DC sister goes over to sit in front of them.

"On Three! 1, 2, 3!" She says and then she plays one long note in sync with the others. Then they all simply leave without another word.

* Now I'm alone in a big house and I walk up to a piano and begin to play. I was very good, which is odd because I can't really play - not very well anyway. The music was very deep, very emotional. I glance at the horizontal part of the keys, in gold letters, they say "Yamaha." To the left of "Yamaha" in gold letters is "Shanice."

I wake up...

28.02.2009

Dr who & Alice Cullen (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I walk into some nice hotel room, a lady is making my bed. I see mom watching her, thinking deeply about something. I hear that they have my iPod on and my favorite play list is playing. I get worried because all of t.A.T.u. songs I own are on that play list, so I tried to grab my iPod out from under the covers while the lady was flipping 'em around. I had a really hard time doing so, but I got it and turned it off before I accidentally came out of the closet.

Now I find my self going to the next room to take a bath. It's a nice tub compared to what I'm used to and all I can think about is the dentist that I have to see later. So I push a button and this man comes out and sits on the side of my tub... It's David Tennant! He tells me a story about Doctor. Who.. I think. *Face-palm* Okay, for some reason it wasn't incredibly awkward for DT to be in my bathroom telling my stories whilst I took a bath. I mean, WTF?!

Later I get dressed and go down to the parking lot, a car pulls up. I look in the car and see that it's Alice Cullen! She said she was there to take me to the Doctor. We've been in the car a while now, I grow more and more nervous as we get close to the Doctors office.

"Can't we just change lanes and drive off to some far away place and never come back?" I ask.

She pretends to toy with the idea in her head, only to tease me.

"Wellllll," she starts to say enthusiastically, dragging it out "...NO." She finishes bluntly.

"Damn it," I say and slump back into my seat. Eventually I wind up at the dentist.

Recall ends.

Note to self: Don't play sims 3 before bed. It hijacks dreams...

★★★★
Rest of my dreams

kindergarten jail (Abridged)

I have to go to court, because someone accused me of child molestation or something. Asuka doesn't believe my innocence, but I tell her to check my dream log, she does and knows it wasn't me.

Judge: You have the right to an attorney!

Me: I reserve my right.

Judge: What?

I pull out a law book and read a passage about how an attorney's first duty is to the court and NOT his client. Therefore, I don't want one. The accuser looks like Ganon from Zelda: ALTTP. He summons a 3d image of me molesting a child.

Me: that's not me. I can tell by the person's energy.
Accuser: outrageous!

I point at the image with my pinkie. The image changes into L who's molesting the child. I keep pointing at it and i see L is drawing energy from the Child's base chakra. The energy goes into him and then a Reptilian alien draws it out of him. weird.

Accuser: You are only manufacturing evidence!

Judge rules That I have to spend a dream year in a prison that's filled with children, If I touch one I spend another dream year there.

Me: piece of cake.

I only remember being in a jail with children where we had to do crappy arts and crafts all year long. Asuka visits me there as a young black girl. We build letter blocks together but mine are all crappy. I zoom out of the scene and am back in the courtroom watching the scene on a TV.

Accuser: he did his year, and was well behaved, but he failed do to build any letter blocks properly!
Judge: Sustained he served his sentence. he is a free man.

Back at home

asuka has disapeared. I'm talking to my guide outside of my house at night time. I remember being really pissed about spending a whole year in jail.

Rescuing Asuka

Me and Asuka are running in a town being chased by a black helicopter manned by L. I fly up and try to take it down but he keeps dodging. I get cornered at a gas station. Since I'm not lucid i forget my dream powers.

I go from under the roof. i fly across the plaza once more and then sit on the ground. I wave my hands up in the air in surrender. L is an old man who looks like he belongs to the illuminati. I ask him "will i go to jail again?" he says "no, you surrendered... can't be punished for that.

Back in court

I am standing before the judge between two Asukas. One is fake and one is real.

Judge: which one do you want to be with?

L sitting in the audience shoots an astral tentacle into my head and makes me pick the fake one.

Judge: Asuka now belongs to L.

He rules in favor of L.

Had a pretty good night as far as dreams. A lot of sexual dreams O_O and an almost successful DEILD.

DEILD:
had my alarm set to go off around 6 am. The alarm goes off for 10 seconds and says YOUR DREAMING... YOUR DREAMING... DONT MOVE...DONT MOVE before it goes off.

I hear the alarm, keep my eyes closed, and within one minuite hear the familiar wind blowing in my ears. It stops and I try to imagine a dream scene unfold. Nothing happens. eventually just fall asleep. What I forgot was... back in the day when I did this almost every morning, the wind stopping meant I was already in the dream and that I can open my eyes and do a RC. Oops

Walk:
My cousin came over and told me we were going to the Bahamas. I went to go to a storage unit to find some stuff for the trip. I found some shoes with poop on them and a couple other crappy things. Was in my neighborhood walking my dog. I had that feeling of being followed or watched. I started going home when for some reason i went up some stairs and into someones house. They freaked out and I apologized and said I had no idea why I came into their house. The owner said "Hey, by the way.. thanks for the hotdog grilling machine!!" I started running back home because I felt as if someone or something was chasing me. My dog Bella was walking really slow and I kept pulling her.

Lindsey:
This is kind of a sex dream.
Was with my first girlfriend Lindsey. We went into my room and I asked her for a bj. She said she wanted to but that we should go to my restaurant first. We go there and I find a pillow to hide her while she was doing it. She was about to give me head when she suddenly spits and says I taste gross and that I should wash myself off. I tell her to go wait in the car and I would wash myself and finish the beer on the table. I remember a lot of people at the resturant were watching us.

Orgy/party:
This one was after I slept for about 10 hours. Super vivid and real hahaha
There was some massive event in downtown bellevue where everyone was partying. I drove over and found it 100% packed with college students like me getting wasted. I drive over to my dads old condo and park. There are people doing crazy things and drinking in the parking lot. I meter maid comes over and checks my car. I am kind of worried but I remember that it was guest parking and there was nothing he could do about it.
I call my friend michael and tell him how crazy it was and he told me he hasn't even left his place yet! I started walking around and decided to go to the mall while I wait for him. There are people drinking all over the streets and no cars can move. I walk and end up seeing my friend Ruby there. She joins me and we start walking back to my dads condo.
I lay on the bed with her at the condo and we wait for michael. There is action going on in the hall and I told her I would be right back, I wanted to try something crazy. I see some girls looking at me near a closet. I say to one of them "want to go in the closet and mess around?" She starts following me, but when I look back its a guy. He freaks out and goes over to ruby (crazy but as I am writing this I start to remember another dream I had.. it was just a flash.. now its gone ) and tells her I am a creep. I get pissed off and kick him off the bed. He flys into the wall and almost breaks it. he gets up and leaves.
We are still waiting for michael. We start to cuddle, but are really jumpy because ruby is kind of michaels girl. He finally comes in and sits on the bed. He randomly makes out with the guy I kicked off the bed and I kind of freak out. Then two girls start to makeout because michael made out with a guy. Ruby comes over and sort of makes out with me. Another girl gets on the bed and pulls me over to make out with her. We end up on the floor and she pushes me to two other girls and all four of us make out. I isolate one of the girls and start making out with her. I wake up happy

After what seems like forever, I have finally decided to come back. More devoted than ever, I am going to try my hardest in keeping my DJ updated with every new dream that I have. Tonight, I am going to start honing my recall, and hopefully get back in the practice of WILDing.

(Lucid from the start)I find myself in a large airy and light tower. A DCish robot that looks like a wine bottle cork {Which I will call CorkBot from here on} appears. He teaches me how to fly.
--LATER--
I'm in my parents' old kitchen attempting to show off my new powers to some random person.

-NOTES-
Somehow, I get the odd feeling that CorkBot may be my DG.

This isn't as complete as it should be, considering my memory is impaired from copious amounts of booze. Anyway:

Dream takes place in some sort of fetish cheerleader movie, where the main character is a sweet, dumb, and large-breasted girl. I find that by pricking myself anywhere on my body, I develop a black PVC skin over that area.

22.10.2009

First Totally Stable Lucid (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I fell asleep in the late afternoon after having a shower and listening to my ipod for about an hour. I didn't attempt to WILD, in fact I didn't even intend to fall asleep.

I know there was a dream which led me to becoming lucid, but I can't remember what it was. Recall isn't the best today. The first moment of lucidity I can recall was me sitting in the passenger seat of my mum's car (purple Renault Megane). My mum was driving, and somebody else was definately there, but I have no idea who it was, never turned round to look. We were in a multi-story car park (Castlecourt car park, for anyone in Northern Ireland!) As soon as I realised I had finally achieved being independantly aware in a dream, everything started to fade out. I remembered reading on the DV forums that a good way to stabilise a dream and increase vividness is to handle and feel an object, get your senses involved. I quickly glanced around the car's dashboard and could see nothing. I noticed the car's radio, and desperately pressed the "tape eject" button. To my enormous relief, a gray tape popped out, and I turned it over in my hands for about 30 seconds, keeping me in the dream.

The most amazing thing about this was that it was a conscious decision to slowly lift and move my arm to the button. I could feel my arm muscles working and all the while I was thinking, "This is amazing, it's like I'm in another dimension, and completely asleep!" I felt like it took a bit of mental acrobatics to seperate my awareness of my actual body from my dream body, and moving my arm consciously was slow, like learning to walk.

The radio then activated itself and "Back in the U.S.S.R." by The Beatles came on. Strangely, this was the very first song (of about 25) I listened to in my ipod session earlier, but it put me in a really positive mood. My mum started to drive towards the barrier at the exit and started talking. Then I saw she had the head of my 14-year-old brother and was talking in his voice. I wasn't having him driving the car! I rotated his head 90 degrees round to me by grabbing its top. I looked at him and shook my head in exasperation at the weirdness that was invading this previously normal situation. I entertained myself by singing along to "Back in the U.S.S.R." and bobbing my head in time.

I had the first of several false awakenings here. I only realised they were false awakenings when I woke up for real at the end- I was then surprised to be sleeping in a different place than I expected from my false awakenings.

Where I woke up was weird indeed. It was a dingy, underground, but well-lit basement. The bed I was in was slightly above the level of the floor, and there was a kind of computer terminal on the rusty platform beside it. The computer terminal was playing the same Beatles song. I thought I had woken up for real (Weird how the brain makes unfamiliar places seem familiar just to trick you into thinking you've woken up, creating a bizzare dream-within-a-dream scenario.) Another of my brothers was walking around the huge basement room talking to someone round the corner. Since I was still in a deep state of relaxation (in this first layer of dreaming), I was able to fall right back into the same dream. (second layer) This time nothing happened at all and I just listened to the music for a bit, happy that I'd managed to get back in.

I experienced another false awakening, but this time I had my head under the covers in a totally different position. I wondered, "Should I have been able to have moved in my sleep? Should sleep paralysis not have stopped me?" My brother was still walking around talking belligerantly, and the music was blasting now. I got up, and ate a cake. Yes, straight out of the blue. There was a cake sitting beside the computer teminal. It was small, only about 6 inches across and was full of jam, really sticky. It was absolutely delicious. Best cake ever. Part of me thought "I'm never getting back to sleep", but I decided I would be able to if I had been dreaming that I was dreaming. i.e. loud things in dreams would not stop you sleeping in dreams. Turns out I was right and I went to sleep almost right away.

This time I went to find a girl I remembered from a non-lucid dream I had earlier. She was blonde and awesome, but of course, completely made up. I'll censor the next few minutes for the sake of decency! Unfortunately, I decided NOT to have full sex with her because I was genuinely worried I would start sleep-thrusting in my bed, and that could be embarrassing if anyone walked in... (I remembered that my real bedroom door had been left slightly open) By the way, any readers of this, does that happen??? I'm pretty anxious to know!!

I had yet another false awakening to the basement room. I must have been nearly ready to wake up for real here because I had occasional flashes of awareness of my own body in bed. Once, I could really feel the numbness of sleep paralysis. To try and anchor myself in the dream-world and avoid unneccessary waking, I climbed around the edges of my dream-bed (which bacame extremely long suddenly :S), feeling the wood which made up the frame very carefully. Not long before I woke up, I opened my real eyes, and I could see an image of my wall on top of what I could see in the dream, which was pretty crazy.

Can't wait for the next one!

19.10.2009

Bus Crash (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This isn't really a seperate dream from "Misty Mountains", as it continued uninterrupted, but the whole story is quite long and this part is totally different.

The flying coach landed in a town on the North coast of Northern Ireland where I used to have a caravan, transforming into a standard coach as it descended. It drove into the campsite, to the caravan I used to own. To my surprise, my family was there, and so was my friend Darren. This time it was definately him, not like the last dream where I wasn't sure. I was exhausted from all the travelling, but the only bed available was a double bed in a room at the back end of the caravan, that Darren was already sleeping in. I was so tired I didn't care and flopped down to sleep. When I woke up, Darren was gone, and an enormous African man was just setttling down in his place. I said, "Who the absolute fuck are you?!?" He responded to tell me that this caravan was free for the use of anybody, and showed me his "ID poster". -This was a fold-out poster (which it seemed natural that everybody had :S) containing information about a person's appearance, nationality, marital status etc. I was shocked to see, beside "Occupation", the words "Large Rapist"! Needless to say, I shot out of bed and ran down to the living room, where I confronted the guy who was obviously running the place. He accompanied me back to the end room to examine the man's ID poster. He said, "This doesn't say rapist!" And sure enough, when I looked, it in fact said, "Huge Ravist". I had no idea what the hell a ravist was, and looked it up when I woke up. According to urbandictionary, it is: "A new political party. It is the Rave party. It is more fun than the Conservative party, and more socially acceptable than the Neonazi party." At the time, in my dream, I thought it was some kind of farmer, but I stand corrected! I still didn't go back to sleep, I just apologised to the guy and walked outside. (I was still 100% sure it had said "Rapist", and he'd changed it).

When I stepped outside, the weather had changed dramatically. It was now hot and humid. The sun was bright, and I started to feel like I was in Florida or somewhere. I went over to two of my friends, Mark and Craig, who were lying on sun loungers. There was now clear blue water lapping up beside the caravan for some reason, and I suggested to them that we go fishing. Craig said, "Nah, only the pro's fish here, but look at that!" He pointed to a killer whale about 30ft away, swiming past. (The water had risen considerably) Craig swam out to it, and I tried to watch. I noticed I was wearing sunglasses, and conveniently they acted as goggles when I went underwater. The whale swam into the caravan's garden, which was now underwater, then leapt up in the air and smacked down causing a massive wave. It started to thrash about, sending the rising water everywhere. Me and several others jumped onto the coach to shelter, but couldn't get the doors closed because the water had broken the electrics. The water was now chest-high inside the coach.

I saw that there was a double-decker bus parked nearby which I swam to and got on board. To my surprise, it was filled with about 60 of my former schoolmates, who were sheltering on the top level. The bottom level was full of water, which was now getting foamy because the whale was still thrashing around. I forced the doors closed, and the bus began to float. It floated to the top of a hill -the water had not reached the other side of this hill. The bus then started rolling down a busy road at high speed, gushing water at it went and knocking cars out of the way. I saw that up ahead was a busy intersection which was familiar to me. I became slightly lucid here, probably because this was so unbelievable -and great fun! Everybody else was screaming in terror and I just laughed. As the bus picked up speed, rolling towards the intersection, I knew this was going to be spectacular. As I would often do in situations like this, I whipped out my phone and started recording. -It didn't occur to me at all that this wouldn't last! I quickly searched my head for an "appropriately triumphant exclamation" to yell when the big crash happened, and for some reason opted for "BOOM HEADSHOT!!" Don't ask me why, it came out of nowhere! Right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY#t=0:15

Enjoy! Somebody shouted "Heads down, chins up!", which made just as little sense. The devastation caused was unbelievable. There were cars thrown for hundreds of metres, trees uprooted and water everywhere. It was great fun seeing the shocked expressions of all the DCs.

The rest of the dream was the aftermath of the crash. A huge deal was made out of the fact that somebody cut their hand.

Seems like I've been sleeping a lot deeper lately. Usually I'm a light sleeper, and will awaken at the slightest thing. This is making it very difficult to WBTB properly. At least my recall was better last night!

1- Dream Journaling (fragment)
I am writing down some keywords from a dream I just had. It seems like it was a very interesting dream...

2- Waiting in the Rain
((Why is this underline green???)) I am in my classroom, when the bell rings. Yay, time to leave! I run down the hallway and am halfway to the door when I realize that I left all my stuff in the classroom. Oh no, I'm going to miss the bus... I run back and grab my stuff, and when I get outside I am relieved to see that I haven't been left.

Later, Steven and I are waiting outside an abandoned building for our dad. It is pouring down rain and extremely uncomfortable. I wish he'd hurry the hell up... FINALLY he arrives, after the rain has already stopped. We are walking down a path behind the building, and come out near a corn field where a motorcycle gang is having a meeting. I am feeling reckless and want to go join them, but my dad says we'd better steer clear. I end up walking through the corn field before returning to the path.

We are now in a car, driving through a really beautiful (and obviously rich) estate. There is so much to see! Gargoyles perch atop the buildings, and glittering fountains gurgle in the courtyards. I keep telling my dad to slow down, that I want to see everything. We pass by a sign that says Amethyst Labyrinth. I know that I must come back here to explore one day.

3- Hospital
((Hm, this one's black like it's supposed to be.)) I am visiting someone in the hospital with a bunch of people I don't know. We get on the elevator, press the button, and... WHOOSH!!!! The thing flies to our floor at an such an incredible speed that I fall over. Holy cow... They must need these elevators to get emergency patients up to the operating room or something.

Later, I am going back down. I make it into the elevator, but the door shuts before the rest of my people can get on. Oh well, they'll have to catch the next one. A little boy is in there with me, and he looks scared to death. "Which floor?" I ask him.

"Five and ten," he answers.

How can he be going to two different floors? I press both of the buttons anyway, as well as the ground floor. The thing immediately shoots way up to the tenth floor as I hold onto the railing for dear life. The little boy is screaming his head off. "I'm going to have to go through this two more times," I think with annoyance.

4- Pit Possum Man
I am taking care of a small possum. Eventually it turns into a pit bull, but it still has the same tail. The thing is fairly aggressive, and the whole time I'm trying to teach it to be more pleasant. At the end, it becomes a man with very little clothing, resembling Tarzan. (And yet again, he still has that possum tail.)

My nose starts to run, because it is cold and rainy. I sniff rather loudly. "What's that?" the possum man asks me.

"What's what?"

He sniffs, imitating me.

"Oh. I had snot running out my nose."

((LOL The conversation got even worse after that, but I won't go there.))

5- Texting (fragment)
I get a text message from a person who I'd rather not hear from. Oh no, not HER. I text back, "The only reason you're so upset is because you KNOW I'm right. You secretly want to change, but you don't know how."

19.10.2009

The Misty Mountains (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream was truly epic in terms of scope, length and fun!

I have little memory of the very start of this dream, but I know it started off as a holiday or some kind of long trip. I had to get from one end of a huge island to the other, and I had someone with me, it might have been my friend Darren. We were in what appeared to be an enchanted forest. The grass was very green and the ground was flat. None of the trees were very thick, and the grass was full of thousands of bizzare species of birds and various tall flowers. It was night time and I could see the stars, but the forest seemed to glow and was the same brightness it would have been in the daytime. I knew that I had done this trip many hundreds of times before, and had flown it every time. I tried to take off, but could not rise above a foot off the ground and I kept accidentally kicking the taller birds. In the end we gave up on unaided flight and opted for a plane instead. The next thing I knew, we were in an airport. The airport was hideously confusing, and me and Darren got seperated. I wound up on a plane bound for the "Misty Mountains" with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaugn (like Wedding Crashers). They were both dressed in gray suits.

We landed in the "Misty Mountains" and took a road trip in an old-fashioned convertible. We drove up and down mountain roads for what seemed (in dream time) like days. The roads were walled on either side with big grey cinder blocks, above which was a huge forest of pine trees, each about 50m tall and densely packed together.

One day during this road trip, the police started chasing us. Vince Vaugn told me that Owen Wilson had robbed somewhere (bank maybe?) while I had been dozing in the back seat. OW was driving, and he took us to the nearest town. The town's police cars joined the chase. These ones were a dark green colour, and looked like they were straight from the 1950's. OW decided to try and fool the cops by driving down an "illegal street". I suddenly got some history of the town beamed into my head out of nowhere, and found out that the town had originally been made up of only a few main streets, but these were inconvenient, and over time, citizens had taken it upon themselves to create new streets using buldozers and pickaxes. The illegal street that we turned into was just wide enough for our convertible, but not wide enough for the persuing police cars. OW explained, "Just taking advantage of other people's deviousness!" When we emerged at the other side, we all jumped out of the car and let it roll onwards at high speed. It was persued by police cars until it crashed into a shop down the street. I assumed the police didn't get a good look at us and tried to blend into the people walking along. Vince Vaughn went into the nearest fashionable clothes shop and OW put on a grey hat and took out a huge old-fashioned camera, to make himself look like a reporter. He then spotted the model Naomi Campbell through the window of a shop, and started taking photos of her. When he saw her, he said "Hey look, there's scary Campbell." -Referring to her notorious temper I assume. She heard him, and marched outside, demanding to know what he meant. OW stuttered, but made a speedy recovery. "I said I'm a scaredy cat! Like... cowardly." She asked him how, and he improvised wildly, spotting Vince Vaughn coming back down the street, arms full of shopping bags, wearing a new outfit. "I'm too scared to ask my friend here for his jacket!" Luckily she found this funny and immediately snatched the jacket off VV, ignoring his warnings about how expensive it was.

A little bit of missing time occurred here...

The next thing i remember is the four of us being chased by King Kong in one of the Misty Mountain's many forests. He was straight-up terrifying, with his face constantly contorted with rage. At one point, we thought he was gone, and so emerged into a clearing which contained quite a large static caravan. We took a few tentative steps out, and suddenly I saw King Kong watching us from the other side of the caravan, through two large parallell windows. I nearly shat myself. The sheer horror of this ape's face shocked me into temporary lucidity. I reassured myself, "It's only a dream, but a damn scary one!" None of the others had noticed the ape yet, and I thought it would be a shame to spoil the big reveal when they too see the ape and run away in a blind panic. So I slowly turned back towards the treeline and smiled. Right when I expected it, they all screamed and charged past me back into the trees. I laughed quite hard.

When I turned round King Kong was nowhere to be seen, and the caravan had transformed into some sort of flying coach. The pilot stepped out and said "Well done, now get on board and we'll fly out of here!" I don't ever remember seeing VV or NC again, but OW was sitting beside me on the flight. I looked out the window at the expanse of forest and saw that there was thick swirling mist around some parts at the tops of trees. I said to the pilot, "So that's why they're called the Misty Mountains!" and he replied "Nah, it's cuz I jizz on them every time I fly over, yeeehaww!" I laughed, shaking my head at this crazy bastard.