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Friday, July 2, 2010

Teleporting is hard.

I'm standing by a river. The sky is bright blue, and the dry grass is long and yellow. I'm looking up at the sky, staring at an illusion that's some kind of sculpture, a clue into my quest during this dream. (This was a long and meandering dream, but I don't remember most of it.

I'm the producer for a play. It's going well, but during the middle of it, Harley Quinn and the Joker show up and start dancing. The crowd cheers, and I'm not sure if this is part of the play or if the characters actually showed up.

"Write as if it was my plan all along." - written in journal

There's a parkour club in Quickton. I tag along.

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I'm Harry Potter, fighting Voldemort. He sends me into an alternate dimension, and I have to get back to my friends. There are death eaters in the buildings around us, raining down stunning spells as if they're snipers. "If you get hit seven times, you're dead," says my companion. I deliberately get hit by stunning spells, counting, and they send me back to the previous dream.

The windows are leaking. We have to stop it because the magic could get in. We're holding the building against Voldemort, but it's going to be destroyed soon anyway, so we do a quick job. Hermione staples stucco wire under the windows, and I use an air nailer to keep the frame in place. The way that I'm holding it in the dream would probably break my hand IWL.

I'm either Harry or Voldemort, fighting the other one. "Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus! Expelliarmus!" I shout, matching the other character spell for spell, effectively blocking them. I realize I'm probably Voldemort. "Avada Kedavra!" Seriously, these spells are kind of hard to remember.

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One of Ben's friends, a guy my age, is pissed because I just told him off for something. He throws a few punches my way, but always misses. He attacks me in earnest, throwing punches hard and fast. I block them easily, redirecting them in circles. One punch hits me, but I barely feel it. The guy is getting more and more frustrated.

Finally, my brother pulls him off me, and we go rob a grocery store.

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FA. I wake up in a house that resembles my rental in Squamish. Ben and my cousin Reg are in the basement. I look at my right hand and count my fingers. They're blurry, and my fourth and fifth fingers keep fading into one another. Weird. This doesn't feel like a dream. I try to remember a more dependable RC, and pinch my nose. I can still breathe, but shouldn't I be able to anyway? No, wait. I have my mouth closed. I really am dreaming. I wonder if the boys are gonna go all nightmarish on me.

I think back to my lucid goals. 1) Talk to a DC on a phone. 2) Find Hazel. 3) Teleport. I go to pick up the landline, but change my mind and grab my cell phone beside my bed. I call someone; I don't remember who. I talk to them and hang up. I type into my contacts for Hazel, but the number isn't there. I phone information, ask for Hazel. The woman on the other end tells me crabbily that there are a lot of Hazels in the world, which one do I want?

"The one from DreamViews, obviously."

"This number is not in service."

It's night outside. My mom is sitting in the car, apparently waiting for Ben. She has some weird emo-style haircut, and I'd be more weirded out if I didn't know this was a dream. I use telekinesis to lift up the fringe over her eye, checking for zombieness. Obviously, I'm not completely lucid. Ben leaves the house, catches a ride with my mom.

Reg is still here. I have my hand outstretched, focusing on wherever Hazel might be. I'm trying to draw myself there so I can teleport. I turn around briefly.

"How do I teleport?" I ask the DC.

"How the hell should I know?" asks Reg. He pauses and sighs, "Just... stay like that for a while. Until you wake up."

"Or it works?"

"Like hell."

The dream starts fading into different solid colours, and I wake up back in the Squamish-room.

I hand check again. Most of my fingers are missing. I pinch my nose. Still dreaming.

I go outside and there are a bunch of dogs on the porch. There are also a bunch of people talking about their pets.

Telephone, Take 2. Scare Factor: 2.

Dreams Recalled: 7

4 or 5 were in the same place, but the people, situation, feeling, lighting, time of day, etc. kept changing. Not sure what counts as a separate dream but I recalled 7 distinct events.

I was in a house, one I had never been to. There was a guy my age that I had met 3 or 4 months ago when I stayed in a frat house for a few days at a college I might transfer to. He was talking to a woman about not wanting to give up/share his room. They didn't talk to or look at me, but I assumed me and family were staying there and he had to sleep on the couch or something.

Then I was outside for some reason. I think I was at the same house but I'm not sure... I was pulling weeds and 3 of my friends drove up. I talked to one for a couple seconds and the dream ended.

I was then in a different house I think... I was training for some kind of fighting in the living room. I had strange, large pads on my forearms and was blocking strikes from someone. There were girls my age on the couch watching tv but I didn't recognize any of them. I picked up some things off the floor in front of them, but I don't know why. Then I was watching a commercial on the tv, but the screen filled my vision and I couldn't see anything else. I don't remember what the commercial was about.

Another dream I was still inside, but unsure if it was one of the previous houses, or a different one. I was in the kitchen and it was now night and dark outside and inside as well. I felt the presence of a threat outside, and somehow knew that a villain from Batman, Poison Ivy, was outside and trying to get us (WEIRD!). There were no lights on in the house, and a small girl was near me. She was only 4 or 5 years old. She went into a dark room and I tried to tell her not to, but out of my fear I left her and went back into the kitchen.

Another dream I was texting a female friend of mine, who seemed very interested in me, which made me happy but the dream ended quickly.

And lastly, although I think this was my first dream of the night... I had fallen to sleep wanting to have a lucid dream, but didn't know what I wanted to do. I went with the first thing that came to mind: earth bending from avatar: the last airbender. I was a big fan of the show when I was younger. Not only was my dream NOT lucid, and I couldn't earth bend, but I ended up being attacked by 3 earth benders. >.<


My first night of trying for a lucid dream, no luck. Happy with 7 recalled dreams on my first dream journal entry however.
I'm copying this over from a written one I keep next to my bed.

My new house was supposly under construction, so we move in with the p0sadas for a little while, i remember when we are in the parking lot i see gaby l0retdemola there playing lacrosse, then i ask him if theres a gym here , hes like yea there is. Then i start to walk up the stairs to go into their apartment and then there were these two stairs one going up and going down, so then i go up when i went up i saw this wierd lacrosse stick with this green stiching on the side of the stairs and there were some stuff on the stairs also. Then i go inside and i put the laptop on this desk to play wow, and iam scared that my cousin is gonna come in with one of his friends and think iam a loser idkk why. Then iam playing and we are raiding, and then i die and japr says that iam an idiot, then i said that it was the lag that my computer screen froze.

Auditorium

We were all in the auditorium in my school, and someone started to call some people up to say jokes, first they called fr9aank 0liva, when they called him everyone was like thats soo gay because hes not funny, then d&anny @lvarez went up and he started to say stupid jokes. Then i sat more in the front, and i was starting to think if anyone came to like massacre us and kill us i was close to an exit.Then i started to talk to my mom and c@li was on the row in front of her, he thought i was talkign to him and then he was like what? then i was like no iam talking to my mom. Then i got the idea that he thought that i was talking shit about his mom, then i was obssesed to see if there was a gym anywhere to work out!

Let it be known that I once again did not miss my dream signs! I think they've really settled in now!

I started off in my school(DS). It was the last day(my actual last day was about a month ago). I was in the auditorium and I was sitting next to my friend Victor(DS). I randomly found a hover board. I got on it and flew around. I got in a lot of trouble. So, I finally realized I was in a school and became lucid. I completely forgot to do the task of the month. So, I rubbed my hands to get more clarity, but then I had a false awakening! Luckily, I DEILDed, even though I wasn't actually awake. I ended up in the same dream. This time I didn't rub my hands.

"Screw clarity."I said. Then, I tried the door method, and it worked! This was the first time I tried it in over four months. Ha! Soon, I had another false awakening! This time, the false awakening woke me up for real. Oh well, now the task of the month will have to wait.

Well, finally had a brief bit of lucidity.

~NonLucid~ ~Lucid~ ~Scene~

(fragments) I was in a house, like a naboo one, in a circular garden. The floor is covered in soft grass, and the walls are brilliantly white. I then appeared to be low level lucid riding on the back of something. Lucidity then ended...

...I was in a large shower, naked, and a group of people were at the entrance, but they were looking away...

...something about an evil construction company...

...woke up.

Note, in this dream my senses where fairly scrambled, I'm still not sure If I got the order of events correct.

I was at my grandmothers house. I was talking to a being that I could tell was much stronger than me. I think it either told me about, or showed me a gargantuan demon that feeds on dreams, the reason that most people forget their dreams when they awaken.

I am back at my grandmothers house, a portal appears and someone I know walks through, although I have no idea who it was, I could tell they where friendly. they say something about going fishing, I agree to go.

we walk through the portal and the next thing I know, I am sitting down with a fishing rod. there is one person to the left of me, and several people to the right, one of them is playing the guitar.

I can't tell if the next part actually happened or if I just imagined it.
someone to the right of me caught a whale, then I either got pulled in, or caught a killer whale.

I sense a giant black creature, it has several eyes and mouths. I can tell that it is in the water, so I take my feet out.

I start to get engrossed in the guitar music, I can feel strings wrapping around my mind. I ask them to stop playing for a minute, they oblige. I feel the dream slipping, so I attempt time dilation. I visualize a clock, 12 hours to 24 hours to 48 hours. at 24 hours, I feel my body getting tight, at 48 hours, I'm completely paralyzed.

False awakening.

I am in sleep paralysis at my grandmothers house in the guest bed. I broke out of it with pure strength, I felt good about myself. I got out of bed and woke up for real.

Hey Dreamers.

Last night I dreamed as was going to a performance Of Phantom of the opera. I could see everything clearly. Props on the stage, the audience. Even cracks in the walls. It was a small room, and I was at the very back. The first act past without incident. At intermission, my friend who I've known a long time races up to me and says we have just enough time for a bath.

She brings into the next room, which looks just like my own bathroom and we begin to wash up. Barely 30 seconds later, the lights in the room dim. I know this means act 2 is starting. Act 2 starts, and a minute in two guys in white bring in this kid. He sits next to me. He starts really acting up.....yelling, pulling my hair, tipping over chairs. I grab him and put him in like a sleeper hold After he's out like a light, the two men in come back in and carry him off. One says thank you.

The dream changes now. I'm looking through a peephole in a door. I see an old woman. I'm an assassin and my job is to kill this woman. I don't know why. I walk in the room and pull out some wire. I notice she's humming Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah. I wrap the wire around her neck and say great song......no hard feelings. Just then a younger woman enters and says leave my mom alone. It's to late though the old woman is dead.

I turn to the younger woman kick her in the gut and spin her around. I take out a syringe. I say sorry love, and inject her. She falls to the ground convulsing and vomiting, her skin melting off.

I wake up.

I must say the first part was amusing. The second part creeped out

Mick

I was by 2 people, one guy i normally see in my work we suspected of stealing in real life. he was with a woman, and they both had a cart full of groceries walking outside. i was right behind them and grabbed both of them by the shirt. i picked up the woman and flung her over m y shoulder and had the guy by the jacket so he couldn't run and i brought them both in, i was afraidmy knees would give out from the weight. i brought them to the bakery dept but the guy ended up disapearing when is et the girl down soemhow. the guy turned into the cake decorator at my work.

In another part of the dream me and my girlfriend were at my sisters house. and for some reason i was at a table. I just remember her asking me if i was moving stuff in her house. in some attic type looking thing.

I'm hoping i ahve another lucid soon

This was barely anything, and that depresses me greatly. I was having a bad night, anyway. I wasn't able to concentrate while meditating and I used the computer right up until bedtime. I also woke up at random times during the night (I'm trying to get my internal clock to work without an alarm).
Anyway, I saw a faucet in a black room dripping a black liquid.
That was it.

I was in a gaming world. It was a mix of different games but it was like IRL. I was driving a battlefield bad company 2 helicopter on a snowy mountain. It was beautiful and vivid. Then I flew to another side of the mountain and there was some assassin's creed climbing challenge there. I followed a white line on the side and my opponent climbed super slow while I just flew and poked at the white line. But I had to find my starting position first so I made it up the mountain and found a soft pink stone or something. I remember that the line passed it and two small crab claws went out of the stone. I hugged it because it was so soft. Wow I love dreaming

Rudin tried to scrape shitty water on my clothes but I hit him in the face and he didn't see that coming and I chased him down a mountain.

In a cinema and all seats were taken so I had to sit with random hot girls. I didn't know what was going to be presented to us. A game? A movie? it was an opera show. A camera showed the audience.

3 girls in their 20s fixed my hair. Their hands were wet of bear so they were going to wash them. Then they came back and I showed them some newspaper about old man's war.

New house next to a subway. My mom and I sat in it and came to a station that was filled with orange smoke.

I was at a birthday party in my neighborhood. My mom ruined everything and I got a bit jealous at the girl turning 14.

Cheating game on blackjack. Turned into a gunfight. Threw out a bottle of whiskey at a woman with a flamethrower and then I covered the door. She was burning. The doorknob was getting hot.

2/10 2010
Awarness and logical thinking: high/medium

I had a long weird dream before I woke up (or had a false awakening). After that my eyes were still closed and I hadn't moved so I figured I'd try DEILD. I kept lying still. Had to swallow once but it didnt interrupt my DEILD and I started vibrating more and more. I think I saw a blurry cube but other than that it was all black. After a while when I felt the transition was complete I decided to open my eyes, it was blurry and I fell down the bed. But by doing so and not feeling any pain when falling down I took the conclusion that my DEILD was successful.

It was night and I was alone in my old room like in many of my lucid dreams. There wasnt a single light on in my house, all that could be seen were the street lights outside, I didnt like that and the light switches didn't work as usual so I walked outside. Leaped a few times and then started flying. I looked at my hands and it was all so real. To gain speed I did some swimming strokes and later on I just flew like superman over a large forest. The sky was now brighter, more like a cloudy day. Some houses started appearing and I flew over a what looked like a cool car from above that gave me the idea to drive. I landed right after the cool car and looked back at it and it was shit ugly.

Still wanting to drive something I walked around in the area with houses looking for a nice car, preferably something from the late sixties/early seventies. But none to be found, then I decided a motorcycle would be even more awesome to drive in a dream but all I found were junk. I saw something interresting just at the border of the forrest but it when I walked over there I heard growling from the bushes. I took a step back but then decided to confront it and two wolves appeared. I killed both with my hands, got a little shooked up from the experience and decided to leave the place to go flying again. I took a few leaps as normal and took off.

I saw some cars moving on the road. One of them was a boat with wheels, just like in the movie Waking life. I saw this as a sign and I flew down to land in the boat. There were two guys inside it, they both looked strange and had big heads. I sat down in the seats behind them and started talking. Dont remember much about the conversation, my awareness were decreasing at this point. We got to an old town and now I had completely lost my lucidity and the stuff after was a blur.

1/7 2010
Awarness and logical thinking: super high
I was going fast as hell on sliding in the snow on some mattress and crashed right into a building without hurting myself. I then realized it was a dream and was now inside some building that had marine inspired interior. I had full awareness, it felt just like in real life. I touched the wall with my hand and was amazed how real it was. I walked around for a very short while before waking up

It took me ages to get back to sleep after WBTB, but it was well worth it!

1- Stuck
I am stranded in the middle of the river. This has the potential to not end well... I text both of my parents to let them know where I am, then I text my boss, saying "I might not make it to work tomorrow morning, because I'm stranded in the middle of the river."

I make it out sooner than expected. About an hour later I realize that I have failed to inform my boss of my safety. When I get out my phone, I see that I have a reply from him. It reads, "Your text nearly broke my heart..." Um, okay. It wasn't really that big of a deal...

2- Poodle
I am at the doctor's office, and I notice a poodle walking around. One of the doctors reaches down and pets it, then walks into a different room. Isn't that unsanitary??? I don't normally like poodles, but this one is very friendly. It has a weird habit of chewing on my hand when I pet it, though, just like my RL dog.

3- Talking Squirrels
I walk up to a cage that contains two squirrels. They are arguing over which kind of nut tastes the best: walnuts or pecans. (I vaguely notice a decapitated parrot next to the cage, but for some reason this is never an issue.) What a silly thing to argue about, I think to myself. Maybe if I give them an acorn, they'll agree that it's way better than both of the others. I pick up an acorn off the ground, but before I can even stand back up, an invisible squirrel runs up and steals it from me.

4- Tree Frog
I find an unusual (and extremely cute) tree frog near the stepping stones of my house. As I pick it up, I instantly remember the squirrel dream I had. I make a mental note to write it down later, then start looking for a safe place to put my frog.

5- Showing Off (DEILD)
I feel myself exit SP, but it's still a struggle to open my eyes. RC just to be sure, but I know I'm dreaming. I get up and look around. Everything about my room is as it should be, except for the graffiti-like markings on my ceiling. Interested, I try to read what it says. Basically a fancy to-do list: Wash room, clean laundry, etc. Hm, that sounds sort of backwards.

I walk out and run into my brother. "Hey, wanna see something cool?" I ask him. ((IDK why, but I've always felt the need to show off my abilities to any nearby DCs.)) I stick my hand through the window; the glass melts around my arm, as if liquid. I go all the way through to the outside. "Ha, that's much more fun than using the door!"

Now, time to look for Samael. I walk to the road and call out, noticing that my voice is echoing again. Wonder why it hasn't done that before? ((My problem is that I'm too focused on my voice to pay attention to what's supposed to happen. )) I abruptly wake up.

6- No More Messing Around (DEILD)
I re-enter the dream and decide to be serious this time. Before I make it out of the house, Chris stops me and says I need to get to work on my to-do list. He mentions something about sending a hammer fist into my leg if I don't get it done when I wake up. "Uh, yeah, whatever," I say, walking out. I hope he doesn't turn out to be one of those DCs who hinders me throughout the entire dream...

I walk down the road, thinking about the best method for summoning Samael. I notice that I have gone a bit past Shelby and Taylor's house (which is bright green this time), and I decide to count how many houses are beside theirs to add to my dream map. There's two actual houses, but the second one has three separate buildings to it: The main house, a rather large dog house (or possibly a play house for kids), and a beautiful building made of cobblestone. I walk through their yard, examining things. I vaguely think about trespassing, but it's not like it really matters if I'm caught. This is a beautiful place, I am constantly amazed by my mind's ability to come up with all these little details. I wake up.

7- Portals and Mirrors
I chain back into the dream, but something distracts me and I believe myself to be awake. When I make it to the living room, Chris is there waiting for me. "Remember our deal? You haven't finished your to-do list yet."

"Wait, what? How can you possibly remember that, I was dreaming when you... Wait." I RC and become lucid. "Yay! You made me lucid!" Ignoring whatever he is saying, I go through the window once more and continue my search for Samael. Calling out doesn't seem to be working ((because I wasn't doing it right)) so maybe I can summon a portal. I think about it, and one starts to rise up from the ground. It looks like a large round shadow at first, then it slowly turns more tangible, and then... puffs out of existence.

Oh well, portals have never been my forte. Maybe a mirror would be more useful. I remember one of my first LDs where I used a mirror to travel to outer space. This may be my best chance.

I look around and spot an empty car in the middle of the road. Perfect. I use the rearview mirror and say, "Show me where Samael is. I need to see Samael." A figure starts to appear in the mirror, but then I notice cars coming up behind me. I think getting run over would seriously hurt my chances of success, so I use super strength and push the car out of the middle of the road. Who would park a car in the middle of the road in the first place?

Before I can return my attention to the mirror, I notice two people on motorcycles driving by. On the red bike is a lady with short black hair; on the green bike is a man who looks a lot like... Lucifer. "Hey, wait!" I yell out excitedly, but the noise of their bikes is too loud, they can't hear me. In a split second, they are gone.

More distractions; Now there are a lot of people around, and my brother and his friends are throwing things at me. I ignore this. "Hey, do you know of anyone around here who calls themself Samael or Jack?"

"My last name is Jack," says the boy standing next to my brother.

I sigh. "Well, if you happen to find him, let me know." The dream ends.

IWL
I'd better get up and write this down, before I forget... but my body feels so heavy. I'm still being affected by the SP. I manage to sit up ((which probably never really happened, most likely HI)), then fall back over and go back to sleep.

8- One of those WTF moments
There is a guy lying in his bed, talking to someone about a dream he just had about them. I think he's talking to me, until I hear him say, "At least you let me touch you this time." Okay, that definitely didn't happen in any of the dreams I just had. Who is he talking to?

My vision shifts a bit. I can now see that he is talking to a poster on his wall. The poster is of two male cartoon characters, sleeping together. Or rather, one is asleep, and the other one is talking to the guy. He says something, and the guy laughs. Doesn't he realize that he's still dreaming? I wonder. Does he honestly believe that his poster would be talking to him?

"Good night, boys," the man says to the poster, then turns out the light and goes back to sleep.

02.07.2010

Dragon Slayer (DILD)

★★★★★

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

They're probably going to die.

I watch the dragons slowly descend upon two neighbors from inside my doorway. Fearing for my own safety, I shut the red metal door and casually step away.

"Hurry up and get over here." My brother states from his fancy wooden seat at the dining room table.

"There's dragons out there, man."

"Don't worry about that." He brushes me off, as I take a seat next to him. Plopping down in my chair, he starts talking about something in his usual way, but I can't help thinking about that horde of dragons, the ones from the LD I just had a few moments ago before my. . .

DEILD attempt! Right! This is a dream! I realize excitedly. Taking a look at my brother, I wonder if it's Burmes. "Hey, Burke." He looks at me as if I've got three heads. "Sorry, Burnes--Burmes right?"

"No, not exactly." He states coldly.

"Well, whoever you are, you're pretty convincing. You had me fooled for sure." I stand up and head to the door. I figured I'd help out those people in the court. Those dragons did refer to me as prey, after all.

"Where are you going? Hey! Get back here!" My brother shouts at me.

"I'm alright, thanks." I respond kindly, opening the front door to reveal a dragon hanging off the awning over my porch. Leaping out the door, I grab onto its head just as it begins to launch itself toward the center of the court, where those two people still were. Utilizing Super Strength, I break its neck, sending it hurdling onto my car-less, sloped, concrete driveway where it slides down a bit before stopping, dead in its tracks. The rest of the dragons were quick to notice.

One, two, three, four, five, six. . . and probably more just around the corner. Better get started, then. Taking to the air, I pull out a bow from behind my back, and grab an arrow from much the same place. With a burst of will, I light the tip of my arrow ablaze, draw my bow, and aim it at the heart of the nearest dragon, 50 meters away.

FWANG!

My shot is right on target, hitting its mark in the exact center of the dragon's chest. Stunned, the dragon looks down at the arrow protruding form its deep red and orange scaled body. It stumbles forward, but doesn't go all the way down. That's cause enough for me to switch to my Barret .50 Cal. Sniper Rifle. I take a quick shot without scoping, but it goes rather wide. Resigning myself to obscuring my vision for a short while, I peer through the scope, line up the dragon's head in the cross-hairs, and let off a round, which creates a rather large hole in the thing's forehead. Before it can hit the ground, and after dealing with gun's recoil, I put another bullet through its skull for good measure. Yeah, there's no way it's getting up from that.

Off a ways from all this, I see and hear a dragon howl ominously into the afternoon sky. The narrator in my head explains that this particular dragon was upset because his last living brother had just been killed. I was also informed that the dead dragon in question was the one whose neck I had snapped moments ago. They probably shouldn't have started screwing with my dream, if they didn't want me to fight back.

Dropping the gun, I pull out a weapon from a more civilized age (No, not that, you silly Star Wars fan, you). My steel Katana glints luminously in the slowly failing sunlight. The mass of dragons--plus one enraged ex-brother--smoothly move in my direction. I too move forward, as one of them takes out a missile launcher. Oookay? I think as he fires it, sending a missile careening toward me. . . very very slowly, I might add. Watching the missile sputter out halfway and drop to the ground, isn't too surprising. However, I don't expect the resulting explosion to be as large as it is. If I had been any lower in altitude, this could have ended badly. I need to deal with this before things get even more out of hand, and if there's anything I've learned about efficiently dealing with large groups of enemies from my HvZ exploits, it's that you should always rush them before they rush you.

Shouting ferociously, I fly at high speeds toward a dragon to my left. Raising my sword high above my head I scream, "Getsuga Tenshou!" tearing at the air before me in a dramatic swipe. A blue cyclical wall of energy erupts from my blade and flies forward, hitting the dragon and creating a huge gash along its entire body. Feeling confident that would be enough to put that one out of the fight, I turn my attentions to the others around me, just in time to block a claw from removing my head. I back off from my attacker, and start to fly around him, being sure to make a note of the positions of the other dragons. Right then, that asshole with the missile launcher tries his luck at blowing me out of the sky again, but my next maneuver will put me well out of range of the blast.

Flash Stepping into striking range, I unleash a flurry of slashes on my attacker, before Flash Stepping to the other combatants and doing the same. I finish just in time to feel the shock-wave of the explosion behind me. Unfortunately, my strikes barely break through the dragons' skin, and I'm forced backward yet again in order to avoid being cleaved in half. I let off another Getsuga, but this one is deflect by. . . A dragon with two gigantic sabers? Fuck me.

I strafe aerially in a wide arc, carefully watching not only this new threat, but all those still in the fight. It's then I notice the second blade in my off hand. How'd that get there? I wonder for a moment before realizing how unimportant that information is. All I know is that now I should be able to take on that monstrosity slightly below me.

Changing my flight path, I dart diagonally toward the dragon with the giant twin blades. "Getsuga Tenshou!" I yell, but my blade fails to perform the technique. Ignoring my seeming lack of control, I engage her in direct combat. Yet, as it turns out, fighting with two swords is a lot harder than you'd think, even when acting on instinct. Despite my best efforts, each attack I make, no matter how complex, is subsequently parried and met by a counter. What's worse is some of my opponent's attacks actually manage to nick me a bit. What gets me is that here's this target five times my size, I can't even land a single blow, but she manages to make contact with my skin on several occasions!

"Come on!" she taunts me, "Is this the best you've got?!"

"No, actually." I state as coolly as I can in my agitation.

"Well, then bring it!"

Jumping backward, I warn her, "Remember, you asked for it." Then, throwing my arms out to the side, I proclaim, "Ban--kai!"

FWWOOOOM!

The energy deep within me bursts forth in a remarkable fashion, violently throwing about the air around me. My dual blades are now wider, more ornate in design, and encased entirely in glowing, bright, yellow energy. But that isn't the only new thing I have to show off. Moving toward her, my speed is so great that the world blurs around me and she herself seems to be stuck in time. I circle her, once, twice, three times, four times in less than a second, with each pass I cut into her with a volley of slices faster than even I can make out.

"I'm not quite done, yet." I comment with a grin as I slow down enough for her to register where I am. "Reverse Bankai. . . Resurrection!"

At that, my body is covered in white light as I immediately transform. I switch to the third person to get a good look at my new form. I'm completely shirtless, with smooth pale skin, flared white sleeves sporting two lavender and orange squares overlaid on top, and white bone-like gloves. My shorts are also pure white, and my feet and lower legs are fitted in a bone-like material as well; they too bear the colored squares. My medium length green and blue hair spikes out to the side, flowing subtly in the warm twilight air. A metal loop is affixed to my stomach, from which a thick silver chain is passed through. On the end of that chain is my new weapon: a pair of red marble nun-chucks with gold plated tips.

"But that's still not all I've got lined up." The dragon's eyes are visibly wider now as they continue struggling to follow my movements. Reaching my hand to my face, I rip down my Vizard mask. I feel a cold wave flow out from the center of my being; my desire to utterly destroy this creature rises as the numbing current overtakes me. Allowing myself to act on the impulse, I Flash Step in front of the target of these urges, bringing my weapon down hard across her head.

BOOOM!

The explosion from my strike sends overpowering vibrations throughout my neighborhood. Standing behind my opponent now, I slow down time for the both of us and explain to her why she's missing half her face and falling to the ground, while I'm completely unharmed.

"It seems every time this weapon makes an impact with something, it lets out a fairly powerful blast. I'd say the actual force is around ten times as strong as what those missiles your friend was shooting could produce. Luckily for me, this new form has a built in perk that protects me from attacks below a certain level. Unfortunately for you, its limit is high enough to let me use something that devastating as my main attack. I don't think you're body will be able to handle it like mine can. Let's find out, shall we?"

Resuming the flow of the battle, I move back in front of her and begin my assault--and what an assault it is. Every blow from my viciously spinning nun-chucks is coupled with an enormous explosion. Smoke, fire, and smoldering flesh flies around me as I continue my attack, each strike taking a good sized piece of her body with it. She drops her blades, but I'm not just going to let such massive weapons go to waste. Snatching them from the air, I use a bit of chain from my stomach to bind the sabers together, creating a pair of sword-chucks three times the size of my body. Expertly utilizing both weapons, it's only a short time before all that's left of the dragon is an unrecognizable husk of meat and bone.

My brother comes up to me, his mannerisms completely different from before. "Well, if that doesn't scare them off, I don't know what will."

Nodding to whom may have been Burmes, I turn to the rest of the dragons. Staring them down, shock splayed against their collective faces, I instruct them, "Run, while you still can."

The dream fades as I watch these beasts who once thought of me as prey vacate the area with a hurried purpose.

01.07.2010

Helping a mexican over the phone and getting helped to clone (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had a FA awakening in my livingroom. It was pretty similar to my living room, but not excactly the same. I wanted to try to talk with my wife about dreams. I was going to let her know something I dreamed. She also told me she has been lucid in her previous dream I guess lucidity was raising her, talking about dreams, wife becomes lucid (she does rare recall a dream and not interested in becoming lucid) The TV was very loud. I could not hear her at all. I tried to turn down the volume, but it did not went as down as I desired. This is true in waking, our HDTV broke and we had to buy a cheap old TV. Works fine but mute does not work and the volume can't be lovered from a certain point. I turned off the TV, but it would turn on again. This happened a few times and I though, "This is odd" I jumped a couple of times and the gravity was not good. I levitated for a few seconds. So I realized I was dreaming. Yay! I was happy, I was going to beat my own record. I wanted so bad to complete the ToTM on the first night (my record on both previous month was on the 2nd to the 3rd) I walked towards the phone we have in the living room. The phone was on the top of my computer desk. In waking is next to the computer and its nor working as we do not need to pay for it having our cell phones. I picked it up and at the beginning it made no sound. After a few seconds, I could hear the regular "booooooooo" a phone does. However, it would stop and sound again, several times. I said, "Oh well, this does not work well as usual. Let's see who I call." I could not see the keyboard. It was very blurry (the dream was very clear) and I remembered that it was no good to stare stuff, so I just start pressing buttons.

A few seconds passed and I heard a female voice. She was Mexican I think because she was speaking in Spanish. She said something like, "I could have done something about it!!!" She was crying and it appeared she has been badly in tears for a long time. "I could not do it, I could not change it!" I told her it was OK, to not worry about it, to focus on better things. She stopped crying and said, "OK. Thank you! Kisses." I replied, "Kisses" and left the phone (I did not hang up lol) I was happy because the phone was done.

Then I went to clone myself. I tried to to push a clone out of myself. I do not know how to explained, for those who watched dragon ball, is the technique that Piccolo and Ten Shin Han are able to do:







I failed to do it that way. Nothing happened. I then tried to push the arms out of me thinking it would work, but I failed as well. I though, "Well... this is though one. I have to ask for some help." I left my place. My wife was talking but I ignored her. She was a DC after all. I left my apartment without opening the door. I saw a couple of elevators, so I found out it was not my apartment. I felt I was in a skyscraper, however, I preferred to use the stairs... I did not trust the elevators in a dream.

I got quickly to the basement. There was like a restaurant. The tables were round and the lighting was very low. It was almost empty, however, there were some servers. I asked one of them, "Can I use a clone machine? Can you help me?" He said he could not, but referred me to other waiter who could. He approached me. He was bald, about 5'6'' and with a strong build. He said he could help me and adviced me to escort him. We went through the "employees only" door. We walked down some stairs. It was pretty dark, the stairs were tiny and the white walls on each site were dirty.
We arrived to a very dusty and bad lit room. There was an odd round machine with a lot of lights. The closest I find:







He told me to enter the machine. He said, "This time machine will help you out." I though it would be great for some ToTY, but I needed a CLONE machine. I told him, "I need to clone now!" He said, "Do not worry, with this machine, you set the time were you want to travel and the machine will make a clone out of you, the clone will travel, not you." I though, "OK. That works" He closed the hatchet of the machine. It was very very dark and I started to see blurry. I spun to keep in the dream with success. He pressed 30 minutes and I saw a clone coming out of the machine. I started to press different buttons and I heard a noise like, "toc toc toc toc toc toc, burrrrrrrrrrrrprrrrrrrrrrr, toc toc toc" the machine released a few me(s) I did not feel they were in other time, but they were exact copies of me... so success!!!

I instantly had a FA in other house. I was in my bed and I did not see my wife. The TV was on and I called her. She told me it was 11:30 am. I told her she allowed me to sleep that late. She told me, "Well, we wanted a quiet morning, so its cool!" I went to the restroom and did my things. It was raining hard. I was happy because that would mean not so much work at the olive oil store. I asked my wife if it was going to be raining the whole day. She replied, "Yeah. Thunderstorms for the afternoon!" I was happy and I was going to let her know I did the ToTM, but I woke up.