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I am at the front of a big strange house, it's impossibly huge. It's built like a wooden two story house, but is larger than a mansion. It seems to go on forever. I have a gift of food and flowers in my hand, and something else.

The door opens. "Oh, Nomad! Nate! Come in!" A woman says. A huge chimpanzee is standing in front of me. He has the face of MoSh. "Give Nomad a kiss! Show him how you give monkey kisses!"

MoSh pushes his mouth on my face. Uh...

"Now, Come along MoSh-y. I like your costume, Nomad. You look very invisible!" What?

A bunch of people jostle me, ask me random questions... Someone wants me to play a game with them. Someone else tells me to have a drink. Someone else tells me their dream. They ask me a dream question.

I go from room to room, trying to find some quiet. One room has a exhibit of artifacts, another old paintings, another, new paintings, another people practicing magic, another two people getting it on a bed with a fur on it... I find Angel in a hallway. I grab her, and take her into a bathroom. I shut the door, and we make out....

missing time

I want to get out of this house! Why are people following me? I told you everything I know about dreams. The rest is up to you!

There is a group of people asking me questions about dreams. I see everyone's dream guide floating, swimming, standing next to them, transparent like ghosts. I look at them. The dream guides shrug.

missing time

I go out the back of the house. It opens up to a large cavern. MoSh comes out. He has a paper cone birthday hat on. He is drunk. "Dude.. comin n party myaan..." he slurs. "HOLY SHIT WHAT'S THIS?" He sobers up.

There are giant holes in the ground. "What's down there?" I don't know, man. Let's check it out.

"No, NOMAD IT'S A TRAP."

I am too curious to listen. There is a steel ladder that goes into the darkness. I climb down down down. I fall and hit the bottom. I hear munchy crunchy noises. Rubbery hands grab me, and pull me away from the munchy crunchy creature. They shush me.

I can see in the dark. The creatures look like aye-ayes... Large lemurs with huge red eyes. I am behind some bars. The munchy crunchy thing leaps at the bars and bites them. It has long sharp teeth, and is all fur and claws. I roll into a ball, and so do the lemurs. The dream starts to fade as they show me their weird underworld home, like an ants nest.

A number of circumstances have affected my recall and ability to post for the past week. But in any case:

1. A weird alternating dream; it began with scenes from an imagined Star Wars Family Guy. I remember a particular scene where Lois, toting a rifle, swung it about the cantina saying in a cutesy voice "Who's the murderer?" However, whenever a lightsaber cut was made, it seemed to cut through the animation. Through the hole would enter tentacles, as if from a Lovecraftian horror. It was like an oozing fungus, and as it consumed and grew I became physically ill. This change of scenes happened a couple of times before I woke up, breathing heavily.

2. In my grade school cafeteria, I'm playing blackjack. The cards aren't falling my way, and so I leave and go upstairs. I find myself upon opening a door in my own room. Soon V and J enter; V has a new haircut, but all the two can talk about is my own egregious bed head.

3. A huge earthquake breaks apart the continents, leaving much technology preserved but social and political lines in chaos.

4. I run parkour-style through a massive prefab house facility, only to find my research group seated in the middle in an already-assembled house. They are nonplussed and continue to play poker.

Slept between 1:30a-9:30a

1:30a-5:00a
Dreams lost. I recall there being some retarded, repetitive thing having to do with a game show. I remembered it upon waking and forgot it by the time I walked to the washroom.

5:00a-6:30a
Moved to couch.

Cakes!
I'm at the grocery store with Jack, in the cake section. There were so many to choose from He pointed out this white one and said, "How about this one?"

"Ugh, no, it has fondant for icing, I can't stand fondant," I said (true story. I don't like fondant).

Wrong train
I was at the train station, trying to go to work. I felt really sleepy. I took the wrong train a couple of stops before I realized my error. I somehow "popped back" to the initial station I was at.

Warcraft -> Real life
I was playing my warcraft hunter, in pvp. This guy was running after me and I was trying to kite him. He came up from behind me and dragged me to the ground. I grabbed him by the head and snapped his neck. When I stood up, the scene was different. He was in uniform and we were both real life. He was paralyzed, but not dead. I shot him, but he still didn't die We were both kind of baffled. He asked me to shoot him a few more times. I shot him in 5 different places. He STILL wasn't dead, but he said it should be good enough. :morecry:

Beatles film
I'm watching the Beatles on film. Some black and white thing. John and George were the central focus and were surrounded by media, cameras, people. They were saying something, but the audio wasn't getting picked up, what with all the commotion.

Rachel
I was at a restaurant with some other work managers. Rachel got up to leave, but before she did, I gave her a huge hug (I just found out yesterday she lost her daughter a few days ago ). When I let go, she had turned into my mother.

6:30-8:00
Tried a WILD. Unsuccessful.

8:00-9:30
Huge chair statue
I don't remember much about this, other than I was on the phone with a DC and she was telling me about something I could find near the huge statue of a chair. Huge statue of a chair? I looked over and saw a very large statue of a chess board with two chairs

Police have cupcakes
I was feeling sleepy again, and mashed some buttons on my cell phone. This resulted in accidentally phoning the police. I told the dispatcher what happened and she told me to hold, she needed to elevate the matter to her supervisor. "But, it's just a mistake..." I try to say, but she cut me off.

The supervisor comes on and I repeated the same thing. "Okay," she says and is silent.

"So, what I'm saying is, I'm not in trouble, so I'm hanging up now!" I said. I hung up and looked around. I'm at the police station. There's a girl with a box of cupcakes. I can't decide on one, so she hands me this one that's like a chocolate chip muffin covered in pink buttercream icing

I found out that these are meant for new recruits. They think I'm a recruit! Do I have to give this back if I'm not? If I have to... do I eat it first and THEN say I'm not a recruit?

Rollerblade shoes
I'm in a store with Jack and Julia. I'm looking for rollerblades. Julia works there, but she's not on shift right now. She summons her co-worker and he sizes my feet.

"Your feet are too small for rollerblades," he declares. What? Really?!

Julia has an idea though. She goes into a storage locker and pulls out these wheels that are so small, they could fit a child's shoe. She says these clip onto my normal shoes and they become rollerblades. While I'm a bit skeptical at the overall function of the clip-on, I'm intrigued by the convenience!

Summoned Danny
I'm looking at this neighbourhood from a bird's eye view. I realize I'm manipulating a floating camera (but it's like I'm in the sky, first person). I passed by this incredible-looking white mansion and I want to see it again. No matter which way I turned the camera, though, I couldn't find it.

I decided to see if I could bring the camera to me and see myself. I did so, and this part was quite strange. I'm still viewing in the out-of-body camera, I float into the house and up to the glass doors where I can see myself standing in the room. I look off to the right and I see my face on the TV screen.

I assimilate whole behind the camera now, and I get the notion that I might be dreaming. I took the camera outside and threw it far up into the air. I took a couple of jogging steps, and pushed off the ground. Sure enough, I'm flying!

"What do you know, this is a dream after all!" I think to myself. I felt everything get a little unstable, but I thought, "Stabilize! Come on, I got this!" It did and I felt myself rise up in the air again without any force needed on my part. I started flying forwards and I remembered my goal to ask for Danny.

"Danny! Where are you? I need to see you!" I called out. Out of nowhere, I saw Danny flying towards me! "Oh my god, IT WORKED!" I thought. But my excitement at that woke me up

I started off at school. I was with KE and some other people. We were supposed to make signs for some environmental program at school. During the whole time I kept pointing out that we didn't even use scrap paper for the signs. Everyone kept ignoring me. After the like fifth time I pointed it out, KE said that Mrs. G said we weren't supposed to use scrap paper. I didn't believe that. I got up and went downstairs to what was apparently Mrs. G's classroom. Oddly, it seemed like she was in a kindergarten class. I asked for some scrap paper and started to make a poster saying "Look at how much paper we wasted to make these signs!"

Then I ended up in a large ranch-like place. The whole place was basically 3 giant fields as far as I could see, each sort of "fenced off" with tall hedges and plants. My class was there

At first, I grabbed some random horse and started galloping along. I was riding bareback, and I had to fight to keep my balance without squeezing the horse to death. I galloped around the fields. Everyone was like "Whoa!"

I went back to that second field only to watch a stampede of horses, ridden by the people in my class. I turned around and started galloping along again.

I ended up back in the second field many times. I would always go there (there were now horses tied up to the fence) and take a random horse and try them out.

But one of the times that I went to the second field, it had turned into a large gym, and there were no horses. I started flapping my arms like a bird to fly up (I guess I was semi-lucid at this point since I had control, and even sort of knew I was dreaming, though it never fully registered). There were these long glittery strips of paper attached to the ceiling. Apparently if you took one it would make a horse appear. The first time I did it I got a really slow horse. The second time, I got a faster one. I went back to the third field to gallop around again, but when I got there it was significantly smaller, and my class was playing softball with Mr. B. It ended there.

I had to workout pretty early this morning, so I finally had a chance to have a nap for the first time in a really long time. Bunch of really vivid fragments of a dream, but nothing solid.


My first dream involved me and two wolves doing something, I am not sure what in particular. I felt like we were trying to save someone's life at the time. As I was with these two wolves, I ran on all fours in my human body and was not a wolf myself. One was a blonde wolf (which is odd), and one was brown or gray. There was an Ipod somewhere that I found, and it did not work properly.

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False Awakening: I wake up in a bed, and I think how I missed another chance at lucid dreaming. I tried to get back to sleeping as fast as I could so I could try again. The bed I was in was completely different, and it looked like I was in a dojo of some kind.

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I am in a hotel with Chris Tucker, and there are trees in the middle of the lobby. Chris Tucker decides to grab a container of gasoline and light it on fire. The weird thing is when he did it, tentacle like things flew out of the container and Chris Tucker attempted to hold on to them as they flew out. It looked like those ash snakes you can buy at a fire works store, just filled with a gas that made them float. My dad suddenly appeared and mentioned to me how dangerous it is to do that, and that he could have hung himself on it.

The only thing i recall from my dream last nite was my car with no license plates. Dream sign?

I suddenly recalled fragments of a dream last night. I went to a hair stylist and was going to have my hair cut. I didn't know what haircut to choose so I just let the hairstylist go crazy. I ended up with a really strange punk influenced cut lol. I was bald except for a beret-shaped thing on top with small spikes. It looked horrible and I cut all of it away manually. I think the dream continued but I have forgotten the rest.

I am sitting inside a restaurant across from someone I don't know, I am inside an apartment that isn't mine, I walk outside onto a balcony but instead of a staircase on my left, (which is how I expected it to be) there is another door in front of me. I panic, and do an RC. I become lucid and fly down.
I yell back towards the apartment that I am having a lucid dream. Now I am in a car. I complain that the car is too slow and fly out. Now I am outside the restaurant and getting in a different car.


Notes: When I woke up a realized that the lucid dream had ended the minute I chose to fly down from the balcony, from then on it was no longer a lucid dream, simply a flying dream.
In the future, I will try to remember this before doing anything when I become lucid, maybe I will rethink things and make a better choice about what to do with the dream

Suddenly I remember that I had another dream this night as well. I only recall that it was something about me sitting at the computer. I am writing it down now because before I have thought that it is kinda weird that I have never dreamed about sitting at the computer before (afaik). It is weird because I spend a lot of time at the computer irl.

Key: Non-Lucid, Lucid, Commentary/Notes, Hypnagogic Hallucinations

The Castle

I was in a large castle. I was a child, no more than about 13. It was night and there had been a murder.

An old man was there with a short white beard and scruffy clothing. He was distraught. The murder victim was his wife. She was a tall plump woman with grey hair and a grey dress.

I was aware that I lived in the castle with these two people. The woman was looking after me. There were other children of various ages around too. Perhaps it was an orphanage?

The man said how his wife had always looked after him and he didn't know what he was going to do now she was dead. There was another woman in the castle who now appeared. She looked similar to the dead woman, but somehow more mean.

Everyone went outside and was looking around in the dark for something -- probably the murderer.

The Prince-ess

I was in a small dressing room in a tower in some kind of palace or castle. I was a female. I looked kind of like Disney's Snow White, but was realistic in appearance and not like a cartoon. I was bummed out because I was just a servant but totally in to the prince.

There was some kind of ball or party going on outside in the large central courtyard. There was a window in the room I was in and I could see all the people. The prince was going to choose one of the female guests to be his wife.

Suddenly there was someone in my room. They were encouraging me to get dressed up and go and win the prince's affections. Alright! It was on!

I somehow became aware that there were guards in the castle/palace trying to find me and kill me. I didn't know why. All I knew is that we would have to work fast!

There was another person in the room now and both the strangers were helping me put on a rather complicated medieval gown. The gown looked kind of like Disney's Snow White again. At least, it was the same red, white, and yellow colour scheme.

All that remained was to go down and woo the prince! But how to get there in time and by avoiding the guards? There was a massive rope that seemed to just hang from the sky -- even though I was indoors. Perhaps I could swing across the courtyard and make a dramatic entrance? Damn right I could!

I exited a door to my left and descended the spiral staircase beyond. I found myself exiting another door on to a roof. Guards were closing in. I could see my target and was about to make my amazingly acrobatic swing...

Wait! Someone stopped me and pointed out that I had a beard! Huh? I looked in to a mirror and she was right! I was no longer a Snow White-esque woman but myself! My usual male self.

But what to do? I decided I better run back up to the room I had just left and shave first...

Note to self: Did I just have a cross-dressing dream?

The Treasure Chest

I was back at Uni. Or rather I was in a room somewhere and the only other people there were people I met back at Uni. For some reason we were planning to build treasure chests! I have no idea why. I intended to construct a giant clam and was planning it out in my mind.

My friend G was there with this guy I didn't know very well or like very much, J. J asked G if he would work with him to help build his treasure chest. He agreed, but said that he wanted me to help too. J reluctantly agreed.

J came over to talk to me. He wanted to know if I even knew who he was. I told him that of course I knew who he was, how could I not? I was alluding to the fact that he's super annoying and hard to ignore. I couldn't help but think about how much I dislike him and just ignored whatever else he said.

I remember waking in the middle of the night irl remembering a dream. I tried to force myself to get up, grab a pen and write it down but I was too lazy. D: I think I even fell asleep briefly dreaming that I had a pen in my hand to write it down with but i awoke from it fast. Then I fell asleep for real and now I don't remember much of it. This is what I can recall:

It took place mainly outside. I remember that the seasons changed very rapidly. It started out as spring with small buds on the trees. The more the dream progressed, the more the seasons progressed. At some point when the leaves had turn all orange and yellow starting to fall down, it started rain and I ran in the rain. It felt very nice and fresh. I put out my arms and just ran.

There was more to this dream as well. I have vague memories of interacting with people but I can't recall any of it now. :/ It is a shame because I feel that this dream was extraordinary in its clarity.

I was watching a man from third person view. He was sitting on a moving aircraft. It was a small flat plane and some parts looked as if they were made out of very cheap materials. The plane was now at a sunny place with red mountains and rocks. The pilot(I don't know where he/she fit) told the man to strap his seatbelt on. The man did that and the plane started turning and doing crazy stunts. It turned to a city then. I slowly got from third person to first person. I flew over the ocean to a city. I started thinking about lucid dreams and that I wished mine were always as clear as this real life (I thought). I also tried to get inspiration of flying for my lucids. It was vivid. I flew crazy stunty in the town. It looked somewhat like New York. I noticed some signs on the building that was like big plasma screens and they showed different people and such and they were all motion picture.
I finally landed and started walking down a street. The man was there and his wife. I told him I knew about his flight and that he had taken a drink while flying(forgot to write earlier). He was like "How do you know that!? :O" but I didn't explain. We went to what looked like the fence at my RL backyard. There was one small hole in it and we had to climb through it I think. My brother was there too. I tried to fit and noticed spider web. I tried to remove it. In the grass on my side I noticed a biiig spider. It was like 10 cm body. Then it started to rise up (it looked away from us) and it was the biggest spider I've ever seen except in movies. It would reach up to my thighs if it stood up. It had a big body and not so big legs. It's eyes were big too. It had a white pattern all over it too.
I didn't panic much but I didn't want it to attack me so I started waving my feet which were right behind it from side to side. I told my brother to drag me backwards because I didn't want to risk it attacking me while I tried to stand up. It slowly noticed me and turned around. It also noticed my feet and looked confused. My brother never came to help me.
I woke up because I was waving my feet IRL.

Also had some sc2 beta phase 2 dreams. One where I played the game and one where I had like a mission in the starcraft world.

The dream starts me off in the parking lot of my old neighborhood. I am going around looking for something to eat, so I go and grab some subway. The subway is there in the middle of the parking lot, out in the middle of the open with no building around it at all. I then remember ordering a chicken bacon ranch, then driving home and eating it at the same time.

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I go with some buddies to Mellow Mushroom to drink a few beers and hang out. Don't remember too much of this one...

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I am suddenly chasing after this kid on a skateboard, and I am on one as well. We start off in the parking lot, and end up right next to each other on the sidewalk. Ahead of us coming up are a couple of cars that are about to cross our paths, and I barely dodge one of them as I hauled ass passed it. The kid I was chasing wasn't so lucky and slammed into the car with a loud and satisfying THUD. With a smile on my face, I keep skateboarding down the sidewalk.

All of a sudden he shows up again in front of me, so I try and use my super-powers to slow him down and spin him out of control. Thats when I realized... I don't have any superpowers, I must be dreaming! I actually said "I am dreaming out loud to myself" to ensure myself. I gathered myself together as I let the kid I was chasing run off into the distance, and remembered one of my lucid goals. So I flew to the nearest woods I was by to face off with that pathetic excuse of a werewolf Jacob Black.

As I was flying over towards the woods, I could already see the body of a large brown bodied wolf chasing after my position in the air by foot. So, I sped up ahead of him and landed in front of him, making an effortless transformation into my own large gray wolf body. I could smell the musk of him, as well as see the anger in his facial expression as he ran on towards me. The sound of deep panting and his large paws hitting the ground was what I heard right before he made the first move.

Leaping onto my side, Jake's jaws were ferociously snapping together trying to go in for the kill. As I lie on the ground, one bite did clip me in the neck. Furious, I got up as quickly as I could and shoved him off. As he stood there for a second, I took my opportunity and lunged for a kill shot. As I leaped towards him, I pressed both of my large front paws onto his chest, toppling him over onto his side. After I recovered from my own leap, I got back up and stood over top of him. He was pinned, and it was time to end it.

I opened my jaws to show my teeth, and bit down on his neck as hard as I could and jerked from side to side.

Then I woke up. What pissed me off is that I never knew if he was going to be dead or not. Also, take note that the lucid dream actually very short, as all of it happened very quickly after I became lucid. I could have used sustaining lucid dreaming techniques, such as spinning or rubbing hands, but that would be somewhat hard in wolf form.

I was hiking in the forest like Into The Wild. I was scared that I wasn't going to find anything to eat and would probably die out here. But then I stumbled across these people camping. They had these weird circular bed things that they slept in. They were pretty cool actually and looked pretty comfortable.
There was one girl and a few guys, and they were sitting around in a circle. The girl was a blonde Australian. One of the guys had a Swedish accent. And then they did something weird lol, that I won't say here [...]

I had a map, and to the north was either a river or a road, I can't remember what. To the south was some kind of border. Maybe it was the ocean.

There was another part where I was having my identification checked but I was using my mum's passport for some reason. And in her photo she had glasses on, so I couldn't pass as her.

I've forgotten most of the rest of the dream.

The amazing shirt

I was in the apartment in colomb, and there was this shirt that if you wear it a girl would show up and have sex with you, so then i was in the bathroom in my parents room, and i remeber putting on the shirt and it has like a neck thing that it looks like a shell or a bell , then when i put it on. I hear a light knock on the door, and then i open it lightly and this naked hot girl blonde walks in, and then iam thinkging to myself that my mom saw her , so then i closed the door to dissimulate. Then when i turned to the girl she turned into my dog, and i tried turning her back to her normal form but it didnt work.

I also remember katrina flor and other friends there, and i was telling them something.