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I HATE THIS DREAM

I was in my grandma's house, but it wasn't hers. People were giving a tour. I had to use the bathroom. There were two naked women waiting in line. Another naked women was using the toilet behind a sliding glass door. WTF

I walked away. JUST WRITING THIS DREAM ANNOYS ME. so i'll keep it short.

I wandered around a bit. I found a bathroom. I went in. Some asshole opened the door and came in before I could close the door. WTF Oh, it was D. I finally had him right where I wanted him. I grabbed the back of his neck, and slammed his forehead into the side of the bathtub. Then, I choked him with my hands. "You like that, FUCKER?" Then, I changed it to a full naked choke, and he passed out. A little girl ran in the bathroom. I let go of D. I then grabbed D again, but he had deflated. Goddamn DC's always deflate like balloons.

More girls ran in. blah blah blah. I yelled at the tour guide who wasn't there. my sister was sleeping with her boyfriend in the living room.

I was walking to my friend. It was raining and I had an green umbrella. Suddenly I noticed that umbrella became black and I started searching for green one. I started running and finally got to some people I know. I was running with someone. We were supposedly racing. I jumped and found that gravity affects me less. I instantly knew that I was dreaming. I wondered if I could fly and I started flying up in the air. I saw many people looking at me and then my vision was all black. It appeared again but dream started fading away and I woke up.

I feel like I had some interesting dreams yesterday, but they were forgotten as soon as I woke up. Three lucids last night, though.

1- Forgetful
I randomly become lucid, but I take a huge leap into the air just to make sure. Yeah, there's no way I'd be able to jump ten feet in real life. So... what am I supposed to do? I ponder over my goals, but for the life of me I can't remember them.

Suddenly I have a huge kite in my hand. Cool, this should be fun to fly with. Holding the kite against my back, I take a running leap and soar through the air. Suddenly, I "remember" one of my goals. I'm supposed to use this kite to fly over to visit the man who lives next door. ((Why can I never recognize false memories while I'm dreaming? Especially when they're rather absurd like that.)) I wake up shortly afterward.

2- Snapped
I am at some weird event... There are a lot of people around who I don't know. I'm supposed to be socializing, but it's really awkward trying to make conversation.

Suddenly, my phone rings. It's my mom. I answer it, grateful to have an excuse to walk away from everyone. I notice that my phone seems to be showing everything that my mom is doing. "That's weird," I tell her, "I know my phone doesn't have video on it. How are you doing that?" Suddenly, I see my next door neighbor Dee Dee come onto the screen. She brutally kills both my mom and my dad. I get sucked into the scene, hungry for revenge.

Dee Dee doesn't realize I'm here. I stealthily sneak up behind her and knock her to the ground. Pinning her down with one foot, I use the other to slowly and painfully snap her neck. The bone juts out from the skin, and a little trickle of blood runs down from the wound. I am both disturbed and fascinated at the same time.

I randomly become lucid and go inside. I decide that it would be best if I just entered a different dream. So I lie down on the floor and close my eyes...

I immediately exit the dream and enter SP. I decide I will count this as a WILD, for lack of a better name. I wait for my body to regain feeling... and wait.... and wait... and wait. Okay, it seems like I've been paralyzed for WAY longer than usual. I'm gonna have to force it. After a bit of struggling, I finally manage to...

3- Freefall
...pry myself out of my body. I do an RC just to make sure, but I know I'm dreaming. Unfortunately, the previous dream must have still been on my mind. I realize that I am once again at the scene of the murder. And guess who's not dead?

I decide not to fight this time. I take off on all fours into the woods, bounding at high speed. This is much easier than running on two legs... I briefly consider morphing into a wolf, but I get distracted. Hm, it seems like I'm getting really tired. But I'm dreaming, there's no need for me to stop. My body says otherwise. I am simply too tired to run anymore. I begin to speculate. Maybe it's my energy body getting tired, then.

Somewhere along the line, I forget I'm dreaming. I am no longer myself, either. I seem to be a man in my late 30's, being chased by the evil kid from Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Idk what his name is IRL, but in the dream it's Clyde.

I have already killed Clyde multiple times, but he always finds a way to come back. He says he learned the ability to regenerate from the Planet of the Starfish.

I am in a futuristic city, looking at this weird robot dancing in the middle of the street. Her whole body is made of metal, but her head is that of a human. "Wow, that looks like a real head," I tell the girl I'm traveling with. She begins to tell me what model the robot is, and explains how hi-tech it is. She uses a lot of strange words, though, and I don't have a clue what she means.

Suddenly, the robot starts trying to kill me. Turns out that it's Clyde in another one of his disguises.

In my effort to escape Clyde, I end up on the side of a bridge, lucid again. I'm really high up... seems like it would be fun to jump off.

It's not. I'm halfway to the ground before my vision catches up with my body, and when it does I have that terrible falling sensation in the pit of my stomach. This can be enjoyable in small doses, but I am just SO HIGH that the fall seems endless. Finally it jolts me into a false awakening.

In last night's dream I was someplace. We were at a huger version of my maternal grandparents place. There was like a reunion going on. All of my cousins except a half-cousin was there.I was eating chips with dip when suddenly a small (8 year old) version of my mom's family "baby brother" (my other uncle) appeared-but the real person and his wife were there (I think the small version is suppose to be an adopted-the real uncle&his wife has no kids either adopted or not). But this small version was super enthusiastic and went around shaking all his new cousins' hands. I was jealous since I had always been the baby of the extended family.

(funny. Before, I have never had any dream in which I used a computer. At least none that I can recall. I always thought that is weird because I use the computer a lot. Now this is the second computer dream in two days.)

I was using my computer somewhere where there was other persons as well. I had just succeeded in setting up the irc client so that I could have it as an overlay on top of a game that I was playing. Chatting + gaming at the same time, yay!

Someone in the irc said that it was something strange going on with the server. That someone might be cracking it. He saw it by looking at an amount of /whois commands that someone had made on the server. I can't remember his nick (the guy who told me this) but I remember that it was a new one and I said to him that I had forgotten who he was. He seemed to think that was fun and said something I don't remember. Somehow I figured it was Viktor and he was there irl. I was taking a look at his old computer, trying to fix it. I fiddled with it quite violently and accidentally broke his gfx card. I apologised and he said it was all right.

Me and Fred was going to boda borg with the church for some reason. We weren't really excited about it since we both agreed on that boda borg is quite dull (it is fun irl). Besides, we had already been there earlier not long ago. We discussed if we were going to pay it or if the church would. Fred said that he wasn't going to pay anyhow because it was not worth it.

The boda borg in the dream was more like a fun house with connected rooms that contained weird stuff. I don't really remember any in particular though. The memory gets fuzzy for a while and then I was in a room. Possibly still in boda borg. Everything suddenly became like an anime. Naruto in particular. There were some bad guys there and one huge boss bad guy who was on a boat in an ocean that was in the room somehow. The good guys (I was one of them) all had different weapons. I had a wooden sword. The purpose of everything was to find the real weapon. Not any of the fakes. The boss had the real one among with fakes. He handed out weapons to the good guys as soon as one of the good ones weapons broke. (lol sense: it makes none)

I had an idea that I thought seemed epic so I proposed it out loud. That was that all of us should wear traditional japanese samurai clothes. Because it would enhance the feeling or something. xD No one really cared. I

I accidentally broke my wooden sword by sitting on it, so I went to the boss boat to get a new weapon. I took two boxes from him and I was hoping that one of them was the real one. On my way back in my boat I opened one box and saw a golden sword that flashed with green light effects. I had a convincing feeling that it was the real one! This was even made of jade (golden jade or what? xP)! I was excited about it.

I remember no more.

Key: Non-Lucid, Lucid, Commentary/Notes, Hypnagogic Hallucinations

To preface, this was one of the most vivid dreams in a real setting with characters from my own reality that I've ever had. Aside from some minor dream weirdness it was so very realistic.

It was a normal day. I was on my daily trip to the post office. Just as I turned the corner and approached the entrance I realised I had forgotten something. Damn it! I decided to go back and collect it and return to the post office later.

I was hurrying back when I saw two familiar faces coming the other way: two old friends L and S. I let on to them but I was in a hurry so didn't stop to chat. A short way down the road I ran in to another two old friends from my school days. Technically it was one old friend, R, and a guy I never really liked, G. This time I decided to stop and catch up with them.

They told me they were on the way to our old secondary school. Although they were in the totally wrong place and going the opposite direction. I asked them why and they told me that they helped out there. I wasn't clear on what they meant, but they said I should go with them and I agreed.

Next thing I knew we were in our old secondary school. We reminisced a bit.

We were standing outside of the main entrance and there were school kids all around in massive lines, shuffling along. It was hard to move. Some of my old teachers were standing around. One of my science teachers, Mr. M, one of my maths teachers, Mrs. H, and my design teacher, Mrs. M, were just standing around. I went up and said hi. We talked about stuff and they asked how I had got on since leaving school 7 years ago (Wow, it seems like forever ago now... I feel so old.) They were all so extremely vivid. I noticed that they were really tall and I had to look almost straight up to see their faces. They had to get on with whatever they were doing, so I said bye and walked back towards the entrance gate.

I ran in to another teacher who was a pretty regular substitute. I always got the feeling he didn't like me and so I was surprised when he let on to me and recognised me. We had a brief chat.

The next thing I knew I was talking with R and G again. We were standing on the edge of the playing field. We reminisced some more about our school days. I asked R if he had kept in touch with any of our group of friends from back then. He hadn't. I told him I was still in touch with our friend, A pretty regularly as we had attended college and uni together.

I asked for each of their email addresses. G didn't want to give it to me, but I didn't really care as I never liked him anyway. I wrote R's down on my hand it was something "@easyeasy.net" but I can't remember the first bit. I wish I could so I could send an email! I gave R my email address too. He tried writing it on his hand but the pen he was using didn't work, so I wrote it for him with my pen.

I used to write so much stuff down on my hands back in school -- they were always covered in ink. Interestingly I gave him my actual real email address and I wrote it down accurately and it was right! It was a bit of a mess, like I couldn't control the pen very well, but it was legible. I had to pause and check that I was giving him the right email address and I remember saying, "yeah... that's my real email address" as I was really struggling to get it right and write it down. I think that maybe it was a very good time to have done a reality check and tried to become lucid, but my dream self obviously didn't think so. Oh well, always next time.

Edit: And I just realised that the pen I was using was the same pen that I use (or should use if I could be bothered) to write in my hard copy dream journal. Nice detail.

Now this would appear very random so, try to stick with it, it's a short one with no apparent storyline. As it is an LD im posting it
DREAM Lucid

My brother and I are walking down what appears to be a street, with houses on either side, all of them looking identical. For some reason we are drawn to one house in particular. I knock on the door and hear some struggling, becoming impatient i knock on the door with more force. A voice answers "Look at the bottom of the door" he slides what i can only describe to you as a mangled toy, I yell "Yes i have the same toy!". With this we are granted entry, we rummage around abit and find nothing of great value. A voice from downstairs shouts "GET THEM!". We charged out the door and ran down the street with about 8 people chasing us, suddenly I look down at my hands and see that they are mangled, kinda in knots.
I do an RC , pinching my nose and trying to breathe. It works, I conclude it's a dream.

I was thinking to myself "now things get easy." I put my arms back and form them into a ball like shape, forming an energy ball. I force it at them and to be honest, it completely destroys whats in front of me. Houses were flying apart the road was splitting (this was probably the most vivid dream i've had in years). I then thought that this is a dream and I can do whatever I want. So I teleported myself to a platform in the middle of space. What really caught me here was the stars and how vivid they were.
Waking up I then realised I should post on DV!

There was a part involving Fred and he was makig sushi and I was giving him tips for it. There were also various forum entries for it somewhere.
I think someone put theirs up on YouTube and I watched it and it was actually pretty good but it had mostly thumbs down and I was suggesting what ingredients they could put in it.

Hmm in another part I was going to go to some meeting. Don't know what happened.

And then in another part, I was walking through some playground with heaps of children there, walking towards these hills with someone although I remember not who it was.
I was talking to them about my shyness and how now I am pretty much over it and I think I went to prove this by climbing up to the top of some playground equipment and drawing attention to myself. I'm not sure what I did.

Late for school:

I woke up in bed to get ready for school. I went upstairs and found myself in Kara's house. Her grandparents said I could make a sandwich. I made a sandwich and started to go outside. I suddenly realized that I was dreaming and started to fly. I was suddenly grabbed from behind and pulled backwards. I woke up later and found myself late for school. It was four and I missed two classes. I had one more class at seven and started yelling at Kara

this one was wierd, but i dont remember the beginning. me and my stepdad are driving in his truck, on a road next to a cliff. theres grass underneath the cliff, the cliff was about 10-20 feet high. we keep driving for a while, worried that were gonna fall off the cliff. so we take this path leading down the cliff, that leads to this place thats very shaded by trees. we then suddenly find the road is blocked, and then were surrounded by government people, all dressed in khaki vests, like fishing vests lol. they confiscate the car, but my memory gets blurry, and stops for a while. it then picks up in a room, where the truck is. im supposed to get something out of it. theres another person in the room as well, a mechanic. he was a overweight, oil covered, regular greasemonkey lol.

this one is just a fragment. im standing on this dock, talking to this woman. i have the distinct feeling that me or the woman is a reporter, like for a news station. i then have the urge to jump into the water, so i do. i jump in and reach the bottom, but the bottom is like a pool, made of concrete. thats all i remember

i dont remember the beginning of this one, or even when i became lucid, sadly. im in a house, not mine, its really nice. im in the kitchen when i suddenly have the urge to go to space. for some reason i look at my leg, and imagine floating in space, and it works! i start to feel weightless, and it gets dark. i float outside of the house and see earth, about the distance from the moon.
i want to fly to it so i start to fly to it. then, everything blurs, like warp speed off of star trek or something. the experience was so exhilarating, i loved every second of it. i hurtled toward earth super fast, except i didnt burst into flames. i saw a strange continent, none like earth's. i flew toward it, somehow believing it was australia lol. i then realized that i was about to hit a building and the ground, so i pulled up fast. i then have a memory gap, i think i lost lucidity then. but i think i got it back, because later i was back inside the house, in the kitchen again, i had just come from someones room, there was a person in there, they followed me back into the kitchen, where i was gonna go back to space. but for some reason, i couldnt pull my shorts up to see my leg, so it didnt work. thats all i remember

this dream happened when i was nine. i was sitting on the couch watching t.v when someone knocked at the door. I got up and opened the door and saw no one but a hand giving me a colorful peice of paper. i was turning around to go back into the house but stppoed and went outside. when i was outside the door started to close i turned around and saw a guy with white hair and pale skin not like an albano but he was so beautiful and i ran to him without even think, but i was so happy to see him ive never seen him before but i loved him. and ever since that dream everytime i think of him i get butterflies. I have written poems about him and im writting a novel with one of my characters looking like him. I recently had a dream about him agian and im 15 its been 6 years since that first dream and it alway makes me wonder if he is really out there and if so has he dreamt of me.

We are standing around a great crater. There is only ash. Then I realize we are all dead. We look like ghosts, the ghosts of gods.

Why? Why did we do it? In our lust for power, we upset the balance. Everything is gone. We must sleep for a 1000 light-years to let this planet begin to grow again.