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Two dream fragments:
- Myself and a few other guys were fighting our friend Carl, who is an OL in NFL. We fought in a wrestling ring surrounded by a steel cage. Carl beat us without much effort; after the match he was talking smack with a cool, calm, and confident demeanor.
- I'm backstage at what feels like some sort of contest/competition. I see some of the other competitors and start hamming it up, doing wacky dances and pointing at everyone as I enter the room. I eventually start doing some breakdance moves in an effort to impress one of the girls who I found particularly cute. I'm spinning on the ground and eventually find that I'm sliding around on the ground as if there were absolutely no friction. I end up sliding through some doors and around a pillar, shouting "Still going!" the entire time.

Type: DILD.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

CAUTION: Contains spoilers from the 1996 film Primal Fear.

A movie character makes an appearance in my dreams once again. I can't believe I forgot what my old dream goal was though, especially with the level of lucidity I had.

EPIC FACEPALMZ

At the start of the dream, I walked through a door and into a science lab that had cream-colored tiles, no grout, and pure white walls. This lab was clean and uncluttered, but perhaps that was because all the shelves were up against the walls, facing outwards into the room. Beakers, flasks, and textbooks lined the shelves in a rather unorganized fashion. In the middle of the large space there was a courtroom-like setup, although it was much more simplified, as I have drawn in the image below.

Every chair was occupied by a person, and there were two to a table. Most of the occupants were dressed in suites and ties, but a few were dressed more casually. Unlike a regular courtroom, there was no judge at the front of the room, only the defendant and the prosecutor sitting at the same desk. The defendant was to the left, and the prosecutor was to the right.

The defendant was Roy, probably on trial for feigning an illness, but I didn't know for sure. I knew what I was coming in there for, though. I was going to get him out.

The door made a slight squeaking sound as I opened it further and stood at the back. A few of the people sitting in the chairs turned around to see me, but then turned around after a brief look. Roy looked at me, interested in what I was going to do. I briefly gestured to him to ignore me for now; and as I did, I became lucid. I was still standing at the back though, knowing I wanted to further complete a dream goal involving Roy. But I couldn't remember what it was!

The rest of the room went quiet and froze as I thought hard as to what it could have been. I spent the rest of the dream trying to remember.

The exact moment I woke up, I remembered.

Woke up twice not membering any dream but when i finaly fell asleep i had a long vivid dream about the disney haunted mansion ridde. The ride in my dream was much different that the one in real life. To enter the cart you had to to do a back pedal for about ten feet trying to catch up to the cart. Then you had to dive into the kart with a stranger. I went on the ride two time. The first time the ride sped very fast into a hallway where i heard lot of deep dark voices and as the voices got deeper the light became darker. When i got into the next room everything was brighter and neon. I remember seeing bright dolphins that were trying to scare people. When i was entering the next rooom a mummy poped out of a coffin causing me to fall out of the kart. I feel down for five minutes and i landed in the next room with tons of people doing various activites. I saw a friend and asked him what he was doing. He said that he was getting a tatoo and I decided to get one to. It wasnt a standard tatoo, it was a green machine that you put a sticker in and you put a body part under it so it could burn that on your skin. I did this twice. one on my left wrist. Came out poorly. And then on my face, of two and a half stars. After getting that tatoo it teleported back to the entrance. i repeated the previous activites but couldnt get the tatoo again.

29.07.2010

From the theme park, to the mafia building and home. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Tonight I recalled five dreams. A very long non lucid dream recorded. Some of the dreams had a lot of evidence to become lucid and a lot about the topic, but this is the fourth day without lucids! So tonight it will be a must lucid!

Fifth:

I was going to a theme park with my wife. I think it was the Port Aventura theme park.







We enterted and we paid a female employee working behind a booth. I had to evaluate the service of the park, its cleanness and how fun it was. I was getting paid for this. I rode a few attractions and walking around for a bit. My wife advised me that we had to evaluate the second entrance booth employee. We had to get out and pay again for another ticket. I did not feel like having to exit the park, waiting the entire line and entering again.
We exited through a back door. No one was around. We saw there was a huge line to enter the park so we joined the line. However, the line started to move fast. We got next to the entrance. I told my wife, "See, is not that bad!" My wife complained that we still needed to wait and I told her, "Well, it's very touristic place!"

I was next to the booth and I was going to pay. The female employee said, "Two entrances?" I was about to say yes when my wife said, "Four!" I said, "No, two entrances." My wife repeated she wanted to pay four entrances. I stared at her trying to remind her we were evaluating the place and we could not pay more than two entrances. My wife told me she did not want to be cheap. I wondered what was going on until I saw two female DCs. They were made up but old friends of my wife. I told her it was not looking cheap, but we were not allowed to purchase more than two entrances or the project would be rejected.
My wife started to talk with her two female friends leaving me on the back. As I was not interested on their chit chat, I was thinking on my own business. I found a platinum coin and place it into my pocket.

I saw a building and entered it. Inside it was like a house with multiple stories. There stairs were very tight, but the only way to reach the higher stories. I remember walking around the entire building. It had a big indoors parking as well. I met with a friend and he also found a platinum coin, but it was shaped more like a pyramid and it had small squares attached to it.







Inside this building there was like a mafia. There were some armed guys that wanted to rob all these coins. I was worried if they would find out I owned one and they would kill me to get it. They spotted my friend with it and they followed him. I went into a room were I saw two DC. I shared with them the issue I had with the coin and she advised me to disguise. She suggested me to become a gal so they would loose track of me. I though it was a good idea.

I just asked them if I could not live there in the building. I loved the apartment I was while talking with them. It was huge with a lot of furniture, big windows and much more. I said I wanted a front door to keep the people from the stairs out of my apartment. They told me it was fine to place the door in there.
I disguised myself like a woman and talking with a guy about renting the place. He told me the building had a pool bar, a beauty salon and a spa. He offered me to go to fix my hair, put some make up on and do my nails. I realized I was not dressed like a woman yet. I looked at my chest and realized I wore no shirt, so they would know I was a guy.

I started to look for some female clothes, but I only found skirts. The skirts were semi transparent, I found some colors such as yellow and blue. I realized I needed something not transparent, I was only on my shorts so it was easy to spot I was not indeed a girl. I walked some stairs without luck. I could not find a thing. I realized that I could go to my apartment and put some of my wife's clothes on. As I was leaving, I saw Arlette, a co-worker from the Pata Negra store. She said, "So. When are you finally going to fix my computer? Let me know!" I though she spotted me, however, I realized she was over the phone. I looked at my phone but I had no voice mail, so I found out she was looking for another computer guy. I felt bad and unsuccessful. As I was walking to my home thinking about what I just witnessed, I saw some Chinese guys acting around some tables. A lot of people was watching their show.

These Chinese people had like wooden figures with different shapes. These figures had several iron tubes attached to them. The actors were hitting this figures with iron sticks. They were trying to balance the figures in the air. I could hear the iron sticks clashing with the wooden figures. No figure fell to the ground. People appeared to be enjoying the show.

I wanted to pick up my brother at a indoors pool where he was getting skilled.







I wanted to give my brother a few bucks and I also wanted to tip the body guard. As I approached the pool I saw the body guard jumping back into the pool. I called him and he replied, "No. no!" However, he got out from the pool. I tipped him and he was very happy about it. I gave the cash to my brother and left the pool.

In the corner of the pool, there was standing a very hot female body guard. She wore a sexy black swimsuit. She pointed out to another woman, probably just a customer, and mentioned that the customer was hotter than her. I did not agreed. I was about to leave the pool and the hot body guard told me she sent me something to my e-mail and I needed to check it out.

I arrived to my place. It was way different from waking. I saw the computer and saw the e-mail. I saw something like the Devil, but he was in goat form, he was not red and he was like lying down, most of it was like a skeleton. I could read a comment that said, "His body is really harmonic" I was uncomfortable about the image, however, I also spotted the topic of the pic. It said, "The body of the Dark Saint of Ice and Fire." I closed it up and erased the e-mail. I totally did not like it.

I saw a website that triggered holograms from my computer screen. I saw the seven symbols of the chakras and it read, "The Chakra system." The symbols were spinning at a slow pace and the overall image was moving as well. Next to this image, I saw the words "Astral Projection" and "Spiritual Travel." I saw also the moon and it read something that I cannot recall. After this, I woke up.

Missed Dream Signs:
- Port Aventura (thousand miles from home)
- Finding a platinum coin.
- The stairs were tiny.
- The show from the Chinese guys.
- The holograms.

What I would have done if lucid:
- Probably follow the dream drama from a lucid perspective.

this was a dream, a most long and epic dream I had the day my cousin, Bobby AKA DJ Sabertooth died.. That was 7/27... this is a continuation..

I teleport us to the City of Nowhere. The City is growing increasingly complex. A strange government is evolving. People are building strange buildings, and walking odd plants down the street...

WHOAH!

We fly back, viewing the Land of Nod. We see strange creatures building their own cities. We fly even further back.

The Moon

is

green.

NO WAY, DUDE!

Oh, yes way.

I terraformed the Dream Moon in the name of The People of Urth, hallowed be the name of Father Gawn! The Dream Moon is now the Green Moon.

DUDE THAT IS SO FUCKING BADASS.

But, not all perceive the Green Moon, not even those who seek it, for I have hidden it beneath the surface of the grey moon. I declare myself god of the Green Moon!

Dude, that is so badass!

Let's go back to the City. I am going to build myself a new temple for my new persona, or aspect of myself. It's all very Hindu-ish.

I know.

We fly back. Some of the residents have begun constructing me a temple.

Dude, I am going to be a god, too!

So do it!

Saber, says hmm... I see a picture floating above his head. He flies into it.

I follow him.

For some reason, I feel like he got to this place on the other side years before me.

I am on a mountain high up, with just a few gnarled trees, some grass and lichen and large rocks about. I follow a small dirt path to a strange low white temple.

The temple is stark: no carvings, offerings, or altars, just pillars, and a marble floor.

At the far end, I see someone levitating in lotus above a pillow.

I walk to him.

Who greets the great god, Bob!

I do. I am am...hmm.. the Green Man... no... I am Noname, God of the Green Moon!

Noname? Dude you are so gay!

No, you're gay. The god, Bob?

Do not mess with the god, Bob. I am god of Bob, and there is no other Bob before me. Thou shalt love thy Bob with all thy heart. Treat Bob as you would also treat Bob. I am Bob, and I shall bow before me.

:laugh:

DUDE! YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

Saber turns into a giant eight armed electric saber toothed tiger. He leaps at me, and pounces on me.

He grabs me, and becomes the size of a skyscraper. He roars in my face.

I laugh and spit electric fire on his nose.

I morph into a giant lava minotaur. My witchblade covers me in epic spiky mech-armor. I summon a lightning mecha chain blade, and a shield with an iron cross on it.

Saber covers himself in dinosaur bone armor. We both summon violet lightning from the ground. We charge at each other. We battle for days... We battle for weeks... months.... years... centuries... we grow white hair, we grow stronger and larger, we whoop in the joy of the battle...

We become two spinning orbs of light, we spin through the universe...

We say:

I AM EVERYTHING AND NOTHING!

Everything is beautiful!
Everything is blessed!
Everything is ugly,
and everything is cursed!
From dust to dirt to tree to thee
then soon after, you poop out me
the poop becomes dirt
which becomes a tree
along with the water
poured forth from thee
the tears of a cloud
the tears of a god
here on the dream Plane
I AM A GOD!

I had three dreams that I can remember, but one of them just barely.

The first dream I was chasing ghost-like wispy apparitions around my basement. I think this might have to do with my (possible, I'm not completely sure) experience with sleep paralysis, where I felt like there were ghost like apparitions in my room.

The second dream involved me being on top of a hill or plateau of some sort, really high up. I was with a few other people, though the only one's identity I knew was my friend, Casey, who then proceeded to accidentally break the "O" off of a 3 feet by 4 feet Ohio State sign. I have a general feeling, even though I don't remember doing this in the dream, that we attacked these cities that were in the landscape around the plateau. The cities were sort of like the cities from spore.

My last, and most vivid, dream involved me and a group of maybe 3, at most, other people walked into someone's open garage in a place that resembled my uncle's neighborhood. We were looking around when a kid I knew from grade school (a douchebag) ran in, stole a sort of vacuum cleaner on wheels and proceeded to ride it down the slope near the driveway to the house we were at. We stopped him and brought the vacuum cleaner back along with the other kid. The owner of the house saw the whole thing, and gave us a wad of cash for it, but left because she seemed in a hurry. As we tried to count the money and divide it equally among ourselves in this garage, a bunch of other douchebags from my school started making fun of us and tried to take the money. The dream ended before I could get a punch in

A common theme that I'm starting to see is being around people, but not completely knowing who. Possible DS? And I should have been able to realize that, since I was counting the money at a near second-grade level, I was dreaming. Though, my dream covered up for it by adding the doucebags distracting me as a logical reason as to why I couldn't count the money.

29.07.2010

Going to Mexico (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Tonight I recalled five dreams. A very long non lucid dream recorded. Some of the dreams had a lot of evidence to become lucid and a lot about the topic, but this is the fourth day without lucids! So tonight it will be a must lucid!

Fourth:

I was going to cross the border to go to Mexico. I was walking and not driving. I was inside the border building waiting in line. The employees were very friendly.

It was my turn and I entered to the room of the right. The room was not very lit. A female employee greeted me and checked my ID (and not my passport) She realized that I was in vacation. For some reason she was happy to see both my wife and I going to Mexico.

She pulled a map and showed me a road that would go by the border, but on the Mexico side. She told me if I followed the road all the way east I would reach her hometown village. She told me it was a very nice typical Mexican place.

Missed dream signs:
- Not needed my ID.

What I would have done if lucid:
- Head for the ToTM.

29.07.2010

Odd but not boring dream job. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Tonight I recalled five dreams. A very long non lucid dream recorded. Some of the dreams had a lot of evidence to become lucid and a lot about the topic, but this is the fourth day without lucids! So tonight it will be a must lucid!

Third:

I had to go to the Temecula Olive Oil store (not the one where I work) The scenery changed and I was in front of the store. The store was very different from waking. I saw a female employee with black long hair. We started to talk and I approached her. Somehow I knew that I was OK doing it. I started to kiss her and we made out. We were behind a register and the store was empty, we were about to open. As we were making out she told me that if other employee spotted us everybody will notice. Another employee, a female, about 50s years old with gray hair came in and greeted us. She did not spot us. I said hi. The DC that I was making out with hidden inside a strawberry ice-cream. As the other employee left, I knocked inside the ice-cream to invite her to come out.

We were now behind an odd tasting bar. The counter was like seven feet tall so I could not see the customer's face nor he or she could see us. I was wondering how to provide good service without even being able to see the customer. We had a few weird Olive Oils for sale and also, an ice-cream dispenser made with Olive Oil.

A customer approached the counter and requested a bottle of Gethsemene Olive Oil (such bottle do exist in waking) I asked her if she needed to taste it first, but she said she just wanted to buy two bottles. I turned to grab a bottle, but I found none. I asked one employee were I could get the bottles for the customers. He told me I could find them behind the window. I saw a window display with bottles, but there were no bottle to give to the customers. I ran to another room of the store. It was as big as a reception of a high end hotel. I went to another room that had red carpeting and it was not very lit. I hopped to find here the bottles for the customer. I was worried because she was waiting too much. I called my wife and told her how weird the Temecula store was. She told me she saw the bottles in a different place.
I ran to the first room were I was initially. I had to walk through a very busy kitchen. I saw some employees coming out with a big white tablecloth. I was surprised and I could not understand what was going on.







I found out that they were getting ready for a big wedding. The entrance was restricted to all people, however, I saw my boss from the Pata Negra store around and he granted my entrance. I went back behind the bar. It was so tall that I could do stuff without being spotted. I saw a computer screen and a keyboard. I was browsing the DV site while working behind the bar. I was happy that finally I could have some kind of entertainment at the Olive Oil store like I do at the Pata Negra store.

Missed dream Signs:
- The odd store.
- Making out with someone that was not my wife.
- A female DC hiding inside an ice-cream.
- The height of the counter.
- The odd Olive Oils.
- A kitchen in between of the store.
- There was a male co-worker. In waking, I am the only male.

What I would have done if lucid:
- Head for a ToTM.

My cousin's spirit, SJ Saber(tooth) has moved into my Living House on the Moon. He says he's going to chill there for awhile.

I fly up to one of the pods, and knock on a big green circular door.

He opens it.

"Dude, you don't have to knock!"

I know! But, I wanted to knock on the cool Hobbit door.

I know right. So, check out this shit I did, man. New additions to your Living House. Oh, I though of a name for it: BanYanLand. Or, The God-Tree! Yeah... The God-Tree.

So, Check this out...

He teleports me around showing me different rooms:

A recording studio
A club
A menagerie of mythical beasts
a menagerie of steampunk creatures
a room of infinite money
a room of pure light and color, where the color responds to the music
a room of mirror portals
a room with terminals to access the Akashic records
a room for prayer and meditation

We pray to our spirit guides
Evna appears with a dark entity... Some kind of strange bat-monkey.

I then realize that Bobby's dark spirit guide is of the same race of mine, but his light spirit guide is a white gorilla, whereas mine is an archangel.

What happens next is hard to describe...

Our souls exploded... every atom, the tiniest particles, into the outermost parts of the universe, like a Big Bang of the soul...
our particles collided and created galaxies...

Then, we bounced off the Wall at the End of the Universe, and came back... explosion and implosion, bouncing to the beat of music coming out out Saber's soul.

Then, we were on the Biodome Mountain.

You were there. Lying on our backs, watching the clouds.

NOTES

funeral

grandma's house

trannsexual

hide the bong

29.07.2010

Talking with a DC (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Tonight I recalled five dreams. A very long non lucid dream recorded. Some of the dreams had a lot of evidence to become lucid and a lot about the topic, but this is the fourth day without lucids! So tonight it will be a must lucid!

Second:

- I was indoors.
- I was talking with a DC.
- We were discussing about the Chakra system, dreams and lucid dreaming.
- We were talking notes about what we were talking about in a notebook.

Missed dream Signs:
- Talking about lucidity.

What I would have done if lucid:
- Complete the ToTM

29.07.2010

Lucid talk at the OO. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Tonight I recalled five dreams. A very long non lucid dream recorded. Some of the dreams had a lot of evidence to become lucid and a lot about the topic, but this is the fourth day without lucids! So tonight it will be a must lucid!

First:

- I was in the olive oil store.
- I was with more DC.
- We were talking about primary colors.
- We were talking about lucid dreaming.
- I felt good.

Missed dream Signs:
- The Olive Oil store.
- Talking about lucidity.

What I would have done if lucid:
- Complete the ToTM

1. The whole town is full of busloads of secret agents who are looking for something. So in order to stay out of their way, I decide to spend the day at a children's museum. In various places throughout the museum, there are little displays, all playing a story about a girl at a dance recital who is trying to impress Bruce Wayne. I go to the museum's theater to see what's playing. Nothing interesting is on the list, but I get a ticket anyway. There's a concession stand outside, right next to a "no food or drink inside the theater" sign.

At some point, the scene changes. I'm going up a set of stairs, and by knocking on secret panels, I find myself at a performance hall, where a dance recital is just wrapping up. I ask somebody where I can find a Mr. Wayne, and I'm led right to him. And then we go out for pizza for some reason.

2. I'm baking a pizza at the house of my former baby-sitter. It's half-meatball, half-maple bacon. She eats the whole darn thing. I go outside and sit on a curb, and somehow find myself complaining about my stolen dinner to Bruce Wayne. So he has Alfred make me some sort of tomato-based pasta soup thing.

3. In some sort of weird alternate universe where Bruce's parents survive, but he doesn't, I end up living with them. There's also something about eggs made of a bunch of different colors of quartz.

4. I'm angry at one of my former classmates for trying to read some stories I've written, so I turn into a great big blue fox-demon and scare her off.

5. One of my aunts gets my Legos mixed up with my cousins' Legos, and can't sort them out again.

6. Batman breathes rainbows when he performs CPR.

7. Something about my brother having to hotwire a really tiny car, the whole sky being like a Lite-Brite, and being attacked by a great big blue lizard-monster with a mane of spikes.


Jeez, just how many times did I dream about running into the Waynes? I swear, there were even repeats of the dance recital scenario. However, in retrospect, I must admit Rainbow Breath Batman is hilarious.

I'm part of a big group of other young people. We get commissioned from all over the world to pour concrete and make a giant road. Met some people who recognized me but I didn't know them. Near the end of the project, the bosses started getting really mean and killed people who weren't working fast enough.
Then I was at a hotel pool with my cousins. There were 4 pools in there, not sure why. We jumped around from pool to pool.

1- Laser Razor
I am in school and it's about time to leave. I haven't shaved in a while, and I'm petting my face to feel my scruff. I'm walking down the stairs with Jessica, talking about DV or something, and I realize that I'm completely clean shaven. "What the heck?? I just lost all the hair on my face! I was literally just touching my face and I had a lot of stubble." Jessica just looked at my weird and didn't seem to understand how strange it was. After much freaking out and trying to figure out what happened to my facial hair, Joey comes over and wants to talk to me alone. "I did it. I have this laser razor and I built a fort outside the school so that I could shave your face from a distance. I didn't know how else to talk to you." I'm really mad at him. Why the hell would he do that?

2- False Awakening
It is morning and my mom is pounding on my door. "I have laundry for you! I'm just going to leave it outside your door. It's time to get up!"
I am awakened IRL by the sound of my mother calling me from downstairs.