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26.08.2010

Odd pack of cigarettes (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up several times with some finger pain and some pain on one of my teeth, so I did not have a rested night.
Two dreams (one lucid interrupted)

Second:

I was in home talking with my wife and she read from a pack of cigarettes, "Smoke test for be in the movie. Tobacco sold only to driven." I was going to go somewhere and I needed the tobacco. I told myself to RC once I got to that place because I was going to fall asleep and dream. I could not believe what my wife said so I read the pack of cigarettes myself. I read the same stuff. I found it very odd and I checked my hands. I had six fingers. My fingers were moving like tentacles without my command. I realized I was dreaming and I took flight to make my dream stable. I told my wife I was leaving. Suddenly, the dream vanished. My cell phone woke me up. Lost a lucid thanks to my phone. Oh well...

Missed dream signs:
- None.

Spotted dream sings:
- Odd pack of cigarettes.

Reality check performed:
- Hand check (failed - turned lucid)

[I]abridged[/I]

I meet Raven near the base of the Tower with BanYanLand in the background. She says something about 'silly lion.' Apparently I morphed into a big werelion. She creates a portal to MoSh's Inner World.

We are in front of his house. There are weeds in the yard. He stumbles out, and doesn't seem to notice there is anything wrong, either with the yard, or his fuckin FACE AND THERE IS THIS CRAZY BLACK SLIME MOLD SHIT RIGHT ON HIS FUCKIN FACE!

It crawls out of his nose, and covers his entire upper face. Asuka silently screams. SHIT SHIT SHIT.

I create a portal behind MoSh to the Healing Glen, and tackle him. Raven follows behind.

MoSh gets pissed off at me for tackling him, and shoves me off. What the fuck is wrong with you Nomad?

I just turn on my energy shield, and play my didjeridoo.

Raven tries to explain about the shit on his face, but he doesn't notice. I figure out the thing's primary frequency, secondary frequency... I focus on its dream-matter.... I scan it... and LASER BOMB THAT BEEYOTCH. It vaporizes. There are a few little flecks which a dog comes and licks off. It playfully bites MoSh. He looks at his hands.

Normal. I must be dreaming.

Well, that was a weird RC man.

It's just that they always look so weird in waking life.

Oh... okay...

Well, you had some weird shit... a parasite on your face, of dark energy..

Oh, really?

It was distorting your perception.

Oh, right. I can see a lot better now.

It was gross man.

Really.

Yes! says Raven. Anyway, let's go back. Asuka is worried.

We go back.

Asuka runs up and hugs MoSh, and ruffles his hair. Thanks, guys, she says, and kisses him on the cheek. She looks him in the eyes.

Do you see me okay, now? Do you hear what I am saying?

She says something in simple Japanese, but I don't know what it is... something like, do you like my cooking?

He says, Hai.

Okay, she laughs. You are perceiving me correctly now, she says in a thick Japanese accent.

They kiss, and MoSh vanishes.

Darn, he woke up!

MoSh reappears a second later.

"Hey, it worked!" he says.

"It always works, silly. You just don't always remember. It's okay. You people are like Alzheimer's patients. Your dream memories are some of the most under-evolved in the universe!"

26.08.2010

Underwater restaurant (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up several times with some finger pain and some pain on one of my teeth, so I did not have a rested night.
Two dreams (one lucid interrupted)

First:

I was going to dine in Costa Brava. I was in a big city. In the dream it was mention it was London, but it was way different. It was surrounded by water. There was a big forest also and I think it was snowed.

My wife an I were flying trying to find the restaurant. We got to a small lake and I knew the restaurant was at the bottom of it. I knew I could last a lot underwater so I dove and got to the entrance of the Pata Negra store.

The door was made or iron and I knocked it. Eren, a co-worked opened the door and received me. I closed the door fast before all the water came in. The store was slightly different from real (to avoid confusion, if you did not follow me from the beginning, I worked at the Olive Oil store and at the Pata Negra store. With my new business stuff, I quit the Olive Oil, but even with my business, I still keep the Pata Negra job) The store counter was not there, there was a chair and the computer. I felt it was they way worked better for Eren. She hugged and kissed me. We talked about the store and I remembered I had my wife waiting.

I went upstairs (this is not true on waking) and I saw the Costa Brava restaurant. We wanted to sit in a table by ourselves, but we ended up sitting in table with other unknown DCs. My parents and some more family members were there. Someone sat between my wife and I. I wanted to trade seats to sit with my wife.

Missed dream signs:
- In a strange city.
- I was flying.
- A underwater restaurant.
- The layout of Pata Negra.
- My family.

What I would have done if lucid:
- Head for a ToTY

We are all little people dancing in a big tree. This dream is so vivid I can't talk about it. Ah....

It was kind of like a past life? Some monsters burned down our village... they ate us... they liked the fish in our bellies...

I and the survivors banded together and learned to live off of the land. We hunted the creatures, and we ate them in ceremonies under moons...

**
dancing on the moon... underground... lanterns....

and we are all gnomes....

this dream is so vivid, it's hard to describe.

Most dreams don't make sense, we know this. So, I'll just list whatever happened.

- Group of friends, we're hanging out in street. Walked pasted my cousin.
-Fell into lucidity, didn't last long. It was blurry, I woke up pretty quickly. I'm taking note that sleeping on my back instead of my side is very effective to becoming lucid, because I don't move around.
-Some bar that involves angels. Menu includes thousand year old wine, and other stuff.
-In new york, fountain pen merchant. I was looking at a Visonti dolci fountain pen, and a gold ringtop.

I looked in our refrigerator and saw our new water filter water bottles, they were marked with silver sharpie, Mine was on the right and Liz's was in the middle and someone else's was on the left. I chose to drink liz's...

I am meditating in my meditation room before the Dragon Mirror in BanYanLand. Professor X appears in the mirror.

OH SHIT. YOU AGAIN.

Yes, it's me, or you from another Dimension. Don't you remember, idiot?

I know that!

He steps out of the mirror, and merges with me. I feel like I am being tossed around like someone being tossed around by a wave. We zoom through a wormhole, and are in outer space between the moon and the earth. I meditate and a pale blue light forms above my third eye.

Dream bubbles appear around me, like oil floating on water.

Citizens of Urth!

I shoot an astral tentacle into each dream bubble. I CALL THE DREAMWALKERS OF URTH TO ME! DREAMWARRIORS, I SUMMON THEE.

All manner of dream warriors float out of their dream bubbles.

I HAVE DECLARED WAR ON THE TEMPLARS OF URTH. WHO WILL JOIN ME IN THE WAR?

Uh... who are the Templars?

They are assholes trying to control the planet.

Well, fuck those guys... but, how do we know we can trust you?

Ok... you don't. Why don't we do some battle training. You enemy is not going to help you right? Come to the Moon and meet me in the Battle Pyramid in the City of Nowhere.

The City who?

I begin attacking everyone. They all attack me back. Some people wake up and vanish. Others make groups to band against me. Some fight me individually.

Why the hell are you attacking us?

So you know I am a badass, fucker!

I become Deathgawn, and summon Sarnox, Skyfire, and Rainstorm. I make a big demonic pyrotechnic display. One Dream Warrior, in an angel form does a spin attack at me, like a drill. I lift off my centipede disk, and he flies into my chest portal to Angel Heaven. The word LOL float above my head.

Well, bitches, I am going back to the City of Nowhere on the goddamned Moon. If anyone wants to come, I'll be there.

well, who the fuck are you?

THE MAYOR

I have my own talk show. I am in my Vampire Form. It's set up like Oprah.

Loaf is my guest for the show. He is also a vampire. I am wearing a nice black suit with no tie, and have jet black long straight hair with a violet tint to my pale skin. Loaf has short straight dark brown hair with red streaks in it, and his eyes are red. He is wearing a red cape and has a red weapon in his hand.

Nomad: Welcome Loaf to the show.

Yaay!

N: Ok, well you can put down your weapon, Mr. Loaf.

(nervous laughter)

N: So, Mr. Loaf, what kind of vampire are you?

L: I am a Red Vampire, which means I feed off of red energy. It's mainly anger, rage, things like that, but it could be blood.

N: Interesting.

L: I like sentience. It's delicious.

N: Uh... Okay.

Loaf looks at me and grins hungrily.

L: I see you are a dark energy vampire. You feed off of darkness.

N: Yes.

L: Why don't you give me some energy!

Loaf leaps upon me, trying to get at my neck. I try to toss him away. He bites my arm. I get enraged.

L: Mmf... that's it. Red energy.

I calm myself, and flick him off.

L: That was all I needed.

We return to our chairs. The audience is mortified. I slowly bleed dark energy out of Loaf throughout the duration of the interview through eye contact.

N: Alright. So, tell me more about the different types of vampires.

L: Well, there are vampires that desire each type of energy, light, dark, red, green, blue, anything. Ones such as green vampires you would probably describe as elves or maybe parasitic plants, but they all feed off of green energy. The power of vampires comes from pull, or gravity attacks. Vampires will drain your energy, then use it against you. We can also get energy from other sources, so sentience-draining is unnecessary.

N: So, tell me what you are doing here...

(A viewscreen pops up)

L: Well, this is my regular dream self sitting at school, blah blah blah... And look, there's me, the vampire aspect... creeping into regular Loaf.... haha... oh, look, now Loaf is a vampire. Time to kick ass and drink blood. HAHAHA

Loaf starts kicking the ass of some weird teacher-demon and a security guard-demon.

Well, that's our show...

The audience apparently ran out. The crew claps hollowly.

AW SHUT UP.

I have my own talk show. I am in my Vampire Form. It's set up like Oprah.

Loaf is my guest for the show. He is also a vampire. I am wearing a nice black suit with no tie, and have jet black long straight hair with a violet tint to my pale skin. Loaf has short straight dark brown hair with red streaks in it, and his eyes are red. He is wearing a red cape and has a red weapon in his hand.

Nomad: Welcome Loaf to the show.

Yaay!

N: Ok, well you can put down your weapon, Mr. Loaf.

(nervous laughter)

N: So, Mr. Loaf, what kind of vampire are you?

L: I am a Red Vampire, which means I feed off of red energy. It's mainly anger, rage, things like that, but it could be blood.

N: Interesting.

L: I like sentience. It's delicious.

N: Uh... Okay.

Loaf looks at me and grins hungrily.

L: I see you are a dark energy vampire. You feed off of darkness.

N: Yes.

L: Why don't you give me some energy!

Loaf leaps upon me, trying to get at my neck. I try to toss him away. He bites my arm. I get enraged.

L: Mmf... that's it. Red energy.

I calm myself, and flick him off.

L: That was all I needed.

We return to our chairs. The audience is mortified. I slowly bleed dark energy out of Loaf throughout the duration of the interview through eye contact.

N: Alright. So, tell me more about the different types of vampires.

L: Well, there are vampires that desire each type of energy, light, dark, red, green, blue, anything. Ones such as green vampires you would probably describe as elves or maybe parasitic plants, but they all feed off of green energy. The power of vampires comes from pull, or gravity attacks. Vampires will drain your energy, then use it against you. We can also get energy from other sources, so sentience-draining is unnecessary.

N: So, tell me what you are doing here...

(A viewscreen pops up)

L: Well, this is my regular dream self sitting at school, blah blah blah... And look, there's me, the vampire aspect... creeping into regular Loaf.... haha... oh, look, now Loaf is a vampire. Time to kick ass and drink blood. HAHAHA

Loaf starts kicking the ass of some weird teacher-demon and a security guard-demon.

Well, that's our show...

The audience apparently ran out. The crew claps hollowly.

AW SHUT UP.

1. I was in space on the moon and I saw a huge black hole in front of me. It looked really amazing. Then I went back into the spaceship that was nearby (looked exactly like the spaceship off of Dead Space). Me and my friends were exploring the ship looking for things. I remember that Samus was involved in my dream at one point too.

2. I woke up at exactly 6:30, and figured I would try to have a WILD. I did. All I saw in the dream was an arcade machine (I was actually still on the moon where my last dream began....very strange). I was playing one of the 2D Mario games. I had almost full control over what I was doing in the game, but I didn't have enough control to leave the arcade machine. Trust me, if I had control of that then I wouldn't be playing a video game in my dream...

I'm not sure why video games have been more prominent in my dreams than ever. I've actually cut back a little on video games recently.

Crazy Boarding

At the very start of the dream I was Drizzt Do'Urden, a character from a book im reading atm. Funnily enough last last chapter I read last night he was fighting with his friend.

My dream started with me arguing with Wulfgar. I dont know what we were arguing about but it didnt last long. All of a sudden my ex Rachel and some random pretty blond mate of hers show up. We were outside in a slight clearing in the bush. They came over treating this area like it was my house and asked if they could put some chips on. They put them in the oven which I couldnt see. Then they came over and now I was lying in bed. They came and hopped in next to me. We started watching a girl on TV snowboarding. She really sucked. I was telling the girls how bad she was then all of a sudden I was sucked onto the slopes. I instantly knew I was dreaming, no RC needed. The gravity was realy weird and I kinda glided and spun around in the air landing perfectly. But the gravity is so low I bounce back into the air and am spinning all over the place but again landing perfectly. Once Im on the slope properly I start carving hard into the slope. There is a guy longboarding next to me and another guy snowboarding. I easily carve through them. I start boarding with my hands on the snow and legs right out still able to fly down the mountain at a high speed somehow. The slope levels out at the bottom and all of a sudden im with my flatmate and some other guys who are about to play some basketball. Its dark and apartently lukes brother lives next door. I want to teleport back to the mountain to do some more boarding but it doesnt work. I remember I need to transform into Drizzt but I didnt think it was the right LD so I leave it. I loose lucidity and we go into lukes brothers house. Were there for a while talking and stuff. When we are about to leave I cant find my phone. Then a movie starts playing in my head about how in Russia a good way to get rid of a cellphone is for a dog to eat it because no1 would suspect a dog. I was watching handicam footage of a guy following a big brown bulldog. It kept wiping its ass on the concrete. There was a narrator talking about the cellphone stuff. The the guy walks away from the dog and the narration stops. I notice that there are no cars around or people. The place looks deserted. It doesnt feel very safe. I watch the guy walks through the complex of houses and then starts to open a door. There are no lights on in the house. I pull my phone out and try to turn on the phone light, it doesnt work. I become lucid again even though it was kinda in the back of my head since I lost lucidity. I try willing the lights on but it doesnt work. Then I find some matches. I light a match but it goes out. I grab a few more and then see a lit candle. Then I woke up.


Stalker

Im playing a game called Stalker atm. I remember dreaming about running around killing a bunch of people and taking cool items and guns.

Scary dream. I was in this town. I went to a museum where I looked at some olden day things around the house. I had been there before and the lady said that I had amused her the first time I was there. I went to a fighting demonstration where I was told that a man can fight off up to 3 guys but anymore takes a monster. I tackled the guy that was helping out in the demonstration and he was very tough and angry and thoroughly grappled me to the ground. I also remember walking w jerome somewhere. Also I saw Tahlia and Harry go by on a bus, but I was somewhere in Dunedin.

So my dream started and i was alone at a little house party, im confused as to whose it was. I remember sitting on a big couch with one of my friends to the left of me, and someone else to the right, whom i was talking to. They got up and walked away, so i turned to my friend and tried to strike up a conversation. She dully pointed to the doorway, and two old friends walked into the room. Every time i dream about one of them in particular, i feel like a pointing dog. They sat down on the couch with us and at that point my bf, Dan and close friend, Lindz appeared, they are definitely my comfort zone here. There was a little scene with the entertainment unit, i dont remember specifically, but i knew it was haunted..

The night skipped forward a little, we were in an elevator and i was told that we were going up, to the top floor of the building. But i could see the floors going down. We got off and an old neighbour and her family was there, they were moving. So we tried to help.

Then my bf and i were at my old house, and we had stuff that we needed to bring to our apartment(which i dont actually have) so my parents offered to drive the stuff over, and i was in the back seat. Dan was driving his car(which he doesnt actually have) behind us. We were heading up a local street and a big wall appeared in the middle of the road ahead of us with a big gate in the middle. My dad got angry and floor'd it, hoping to just bust open the gate. But we hit a cement block on the bottom of the gate, and the car went soring into the sky.

It was not good, i saw everything in slow motion. It felt like we were up, above the rooftops for minutes. I got really scared and started to wake up, i asked myself, "were we ever going to fall? or did i just wake up from a flying dream?!"

In my dream my family and I where going to Toronto Canada and I though about the movie Scott Pilgrim and then I thought I was going to Ramona Flowers house and I did. then we where sitting on a side walk wall like thing. And she said something about it being like a dream. I then realized that it was and I grabbed by her shoulders saying it was a dream. she said so? I then said "No. That means that if I wake up..." I wake up to apparently having dinner with my family and her I forgot what happened after that but I woke up for real soon afterwords.
It was pretty cool.

i was in my home town walking around in my back yard. i was trying to realize what i was doing outside. i went to my neighbors house and saw an older woman in bed sleeping so i left. i walked outside and there was a little girl just standing in the grass staring at me(she might have been the older woman's daughter). i stopped and we stared at each other. I started to feel more vivid and almost guilty(maybe for trespassing into her house). i realized i had to go to work so i ran across the street and entered an old rickety house, which resembles nothing of where i work. i opened the back door and saw some of my co-workers(trevor & others). i talked to them for a short while. then everyone stopped working and the building became my friend's(heather) house(although this building looks nothing like her house). it had the basement of where i went to pre-school(in the basement of a church), and 2 stories. there were 3 sets of stairs. i was looking around in drawers for something, but cant remember. i entered a small study room(looked abandoned with stacked boxes and an old desk) there was a very narrow door i peaked through and saw the hallway. i could hear my co-workers talking downstairs. i went to the bathroom and had to pee(luckily i did not piss in my bed). after i finished i was washing my hands in the sink(with no mirror to see myself) and something made me question whether i was dreaming or not. i did a RC(pinched my nose) and i couldnt breath which i thought was odd. i stopped and just started thinking because before my RC i was pretty confident i was dreaming, but then i just gave up and continued my non-lucid dreaming. i walked out of the bathroom and met a very attractive blond. she started flirting with me and lead me into her room, where "the obvious" happened. i woke up right after we finished.

i had around 6 dreams that night, but this was my last. i dont think i even did a RC in my others(i can only recall the last 2 dreams). this was the first time i tried a RC so im hoping the next time i go to sleep i will do another reality check. the past week ive been trying to WILD, WBTB, and DEILD. but this night i just wanted to get some sleep and wasnt trying any kind of method on purpose. i kept waking up because it was the time i usually wake up on my own and i have a sore throat which is very irritating. i was really surprised to see any progress on a night like this. my RCing is starting to become more of a habit.


my previous dream before this:

I had a false awakening. i was in my room, although it looked more narrow. there was a candle on my dresser very close to the wall. the wall started to catch on fire and the flames reached the ceiling. smoke was getting thicker, i started choking, and i passed out(probly had something to do with my soar throat). thats when i actually woke up and checked what time it was. then i went back to sleep and had my last dream.

side notes:
i was sick(soar throat)
i did NOT take any vitamin b6 supplements that day(i had taken b6[200mg] the previous 4 days)
i was not planning on being lucid this night
this was almost a DILD(never tried to DILD before)
reality checking is starting to become a stronger habit
im questioning my dreams