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August 29: i was riding a cart or something on a sidewalk by a deserted retail store like target or something.

other dream phase i was with some family and they were weird somehow

In the wormhole. WTF.

The Urth-Mars wormholes are insane. Wyrmhole Wyrms are battling a myriad of enemies. Ow!

One of the Templars got a dart in my ankle. I pull it out, and stick it into the side of the wormhole. Parasites begin swarming around the dart.

YOU IDIOT. THE WORMHOLE IS ALIVE. one of the wyrms shouts at me as he pulls it out.

OOPS. Little bat-imps swarm me. Ah, you fuckers. I turn on my silver centipedes, and the bats can't hurt me, but they are still annoying me. I fly through the portal and land on Mars. My home planet. I rip a bat off my face, and stomp it into the red soil. Ah, Mars. I inhale deeply the non-existent atmosphere.

I put my fingers in my mouth and whistle. I see a black spire appear on the horizon.

Castle Anthrax walks deftly over the Martian landscape on giant robotic crab legs, then settles down in front of me. I teleport inside. I walk around, making sure everything looks dark and creepy before Raven gets here. I teleport back outside, and look at my watch. It reads the infinity symbol. Oh, yeah. This is a dream. Duh...

Raven appears out of a portal. Her hair is a little tousled, and her hood is down.

Had a little detour there, but I am good, she says. Good, I say. I turn invisible and teleport far behind her into the sky. She looks at my castle, and doesn't react to me vanishing. Weird. I hide in the arch of the castle. As she walks in, I pounce on her. She shrieks for a second, then tosses me off. NOMAD. You stop that!

You can't really scare me.

But, I'm a big badass demon!

She laughs and pushes me playfully in the chest activating the centipede disk. Silver centipedes come out and crawl all over me.

OH GROSS.

They crawl up her arm. She hits the disk on my chest, and they all crawl back.

We are in the courtyard of the castle. Black gnarled trees grow strange peach like fruits. There are dozens of living black gargoyles watching us from the walls. Vines wrap around her ankles, and she cuts them off.

WTF. Those are not supposed to be there!

I summon a battalion of moles to get rid of enemies below. They surface, then go back underground. We walk up the castle steps.

It looks like the castle of Morpheus, she says.

Yes, I modeled this after his. But, the difference between this fortress on Mars, and our Dark Tower on the Moon, is that place, and the City of Nowhere are defensive, this place is offensive. Ah...

We go into the main hall. There is a huge spread of food awaiting us. Raven goes for the strawberry dessert and the chocolate cake.

I ask her if she'd like some moose, holding a full grown dead moose on a platter.

No, Nomad! You are ridiculous. The moose runs away.

We don't eat long, because we get bored of it.

I show her tapestries depicting our battles against the Templars of many dimensions. We walk down a long hall full of suits of armor that I and my predecessors have created. We enter the study. There are many books on history, flora and fauna, and some of spells and speculation.

There is a large book in the center, which is a portal to the Akashic Records.

(to be continued)

((I had a hard time sleeping and I got woken up early. The two dreams are from the morning))
I dreamed that I was watching a scene as if I were playing a strategy game. I ended up realizing that it was a dream and I wanted to take an active role in the dream so I tried to move into it but it made me wake up.

When I fell asleep again I dreamed was in a house. At first I just went along with the dreams plot, which I can’t remember, but then I realized it was a dream. The first thing I thought about doing was sprouting my brown feathered wings that I had had in a different dream before but the dream was too unstable so I instead became weak. I stumbled outside after that and eventually woke up.

I am on a school bus and sitting towards the back. It was snowing out and already there was a couple of inches of snow on the ground. It's also dark out.

A person gets on the bus and is dressed in a shiny, plastic red superhero suit. It has a red and orange theme and a lightning bolt on his chest. He sits behind the bus driver, like an aid or a "bad kid."

He stands up and says "Hello, everyone. I'm going to help you get off the bus. I'll get off first so that you won't sleep."

I don't trust him. I think he's going to hurt me.

I try to get off the bus before he does. I shove him to the side and try to scramble off the bus as fast as I can. He follows right behind me, yelling angry insults.

I unlock the front door and go inside my grandmother's house. The man outside is hammering on the door and yelling "Open up the fucking door!"

I try to find a weapon of some kind and a phone, and the man continues to scream at me.

I woke up before he could get in.

Tigress pointed in one direction and said they were over there, but then she vanished… I felt like I might wake up, so I focused, I used another time dilation… that time I felt really disoriented, I almost lost the dream, but finally it stabilized and I was able to continue…

Or at least I thought I had it stable. As soon as I started walking towards the direction Tigress had pointed, I felt dizzy again… like I was going to wake up. I never have gotten a second time dilation to work, except one time I had tried Walms' method… so I focused on my hand on the wall and counted, trying to focus on extending each minute… but it wasn't successful, I lost focus on the dream and was just focused on counting, and I woke up having spoken the number ten aloud.

I sat up in bed, thinking it sucked that my second time dilation had failed, hopefully I would be able to get back into the dream again to meet up with Nomad. I got out of bed and went to use the rest room, and I almost tripped over something on my floor… something furry. A cat? No, it was much too big for a cat, it was definitely a dog, but what was one of our dogs doing in my room when they always sleep with my mother? I reluctantly turned the light on to see which dog it was, and I saw it was none of our dogs… it was a pit bull! We don't have a pit bull in our house, so I did a RC and found out I was, after all, still dreaming. I had to get back to where I was before so I could meet up with Nomad, and maybe Tigress would be back. I didn't see Tigress anywhere around there, but I did see Nomad. He said he had been waiting for me, he had one of the assholes, but the idiot was refusing to talk, he said he would make him talk. I knew a faster way, so I just consumed the asshole… and what an asshole he was… he had been in the habit of feeding his pit bulls small dogs and cats he found as strays or even a couple he stole from neighbors, he thought making the dog kill its food would make it more blood thirsty… He was the second in command in the gang calling themselves the Night Fangs, so he knew everyone in the gang… sweet… so now I also knew.

So now we transformed, I had figured on that since Nomad likes to use transformation spells, into werewolves, or more like were-pit bulls, and we went hunting. I telepathically told Nomad where the assholes were hiding, and we went after them. There was one of them making a drug deal on the corner, they were giving drugs to a guy who was clearly an addict, and he stared at us, we were basically two really big and vicious looking pit bull dogs, in a stunned stupor, which made it very easy to rip him apart. The drug addict also just stared dumbly, but he wasn't the target, so we left him to whatever he was doing. I think I saw him picking through the clothes on the body, probably looking for any more drugs he could find… or money… or both.

There was one walking with his buddy down a street heading home, from something I didn't even want to think about, they were confronted with two giant vicious pit bulls as well as one normal but pissed off pit bull. We got one of them quickly, but let the other one run away a bit and chased after him, there were two pit bulls with us now, we chased him until we cornered him in a dead end alley, where he tried to hide in a dumpster. While that was exactly where the trash belonged, he wasn't going to get away that easily. We opened the dumpster and saw him in there cowering, the smell was foul, smelled like rotten food and urine, he had pissed his pants. Nomad tore his head off.

Another three thugs were sending their dogs to attack a couple of smaller kids, scaring them, they had the smaller kids cornered and were threatening to let the dogs go to tear them apart for being on their turf… The kids were cowering from the assholes at first, but then they saw us behind the assholes and switched their gaze to us. The three assholes wanted to know why they no longer had the kids' attention… and they finally looked. I tore one open with my razor sharp claws, Nomad bit one in half, and the guys' own dogs pounced on the third one… the kids made a run for it, clearly terrified of our forms and not knowing that we weren't there to attack them. Nomad and I were now two giant vicious pit bull dogs heading down the street with six normal pit bulls following us. I knew where the next guy lived, and there were several dogs being held in cages in his basement. He was "training" them to be mean, so when a new member joined the gang they would already have a fighting dog for them.

The house looked like a normal small home, nothing about it gave hint of the cruelty that went on within its walls, but Nomad and I knew. One of us went to the front door, the other to the back door, I was at the front. We broke the doors down at the same time, to make sure the asshole didn't try to escape. That wasn't really needed, as he was in the basement with the dogs and would be cornered there. The guy's parents were terrified, the mother screamed, the father pissed his pants, but we ignored them and went down to the basement. The asshole was prodding a dog with a cattle prod, electrocuting it repeatedly, which pissed me off. Apparently Nomad and I thought the same thing… summoned cattle prods, cornered the asshole, and proceeded to shock him repeatedly until he passed out, then gutted him and left him there to bleed to death. There were five dogs in the basement, we took all five with us. The parents were down there now, I wondered if they had been allowing this to happen, but telepathic scans showed they didn't realize what their son had been doing with the dogs, they weren't evil, just completely retarded… most likely in denial. Nomad and I left the house with nine pit bulls in tow.

There were five more gang members spread throughout the area, and each one basically went the same, they were terrified when they saw Nomad and me, they tried to run, tried to hide, pissed their pants, maybe shit themselves, maybe begged for their lives, maybe cursed fluently… Every one met a bloody end, an end that was fitting of the violent and cruel way they had been treating their dogs… if anything, they were getting off too easily. We left the house of the last one, and Tigress appeared. She looked at Nomad and me, we changed to our normal forms. She asked if there were some left for her. We had to tell her they were all dead. She said we should have saved her some. She then said there was more fun to be had, she said if these guys liked forced fighting so much, let's see how they do. She said she proposed a tournament, they would be fighting for their lives, and she chuckled evilly. I felt like I was losing the dream, I tried Allura's time dilation, and since it was technically a new dream I was able to stabilize the dream so it would continue…

I spent some time petting each dog, healing the ones who had injuries, but I was sure I would wake up soon. I wasn't ready, so I used Allura's time dilation method, there was still more to do here, but I will continue that in the next dream…

So there I was in an alley of an unknown city, surrounded by an 11 dog pack of pit bulls, each of whom had been traumatized by the world of dog fighting, each of whom I had used telepathy to soothe them and convince them to trust me, each of whom had pent up pain they were struggling to control within them. They were used to that pain and tension, and they had always been forced to release it on each other even if they didn't want to, but maybe this time they could release that pain and rage on an appropriate target, on those who had hurt them in the first place… or someone like the ones who had hurt them since their cruel masters were all dead. I accessed the memories of the people I had consumed to find out that there were two other rival gangs in the near area, both of which were into dog fighting. In the area there were the Devil Dogs (whom I had just consumed), the Hellhounds, and the Mad Dogs. I thought those were ridiculous names considering that they were into dog fighting…

So I headed out onto the streets, looking for one of the other two gangs, I was heading into Mad Dog territory, 11 dogs following after me… when I ran into Tigress. Tigress had her own pack of pit bulls following her. She said she had eliminated one of the gangs, calling themselves the Mad Dogs, and those were their dogs that were following her. I said that just left the Hellhounds, since I had taken care of the Devil Dogs and claimed their dogs. We both had the same idea. Set off a challenge to the Hellhounds to meet somewhere that they could be trapped inside and hunted at leisure. Since I already looked like one of the Devil Dogs, I figured I would drop off the challenge, that would make it look legitimate. So I took the biggest, meanest looking dog with me and went into Hellhound territory. I could sense the feelings in the dog by my side, he didn't want to fight, he would rather be curled up in a comfortable place getting a belly rub…

I didn't get very far into Hellhound territory before I was met by a couple of guys who were trying too hard to be tough, which made them look more retarded than cool. Still trying to look cool, they walked over to me and said I had a lot of balls coming into Hellhound territory… too bad for me that I wouldn't be leaving. I told them I wasn't there to fight, I was there with a challenge, from the Devil Dogs to the Hellhounds, unless they were too cowardly to accept the challenge… They said no way, the Hellhounds aren't afraid of anything. I said if they are as tough as they pretend they are, meet us at the old warehouse by the pier, I got the idea of the warehouse from the memories of one of the Devil Dog members, meet us there in half an hour… it also seemed like that should be enough time for them to gather there. The one guy said that was a challenge I was going to regret. We parted ways, with me heading back to Devil Dog territory. I met up with Tigress and told her what I had set up, the warehouse consisted of a maze of crates and stuff, perfect for hunting the assholes down in.

When Tigress and I got to the warehouse, the Hellhounds were already there. Tigress took all of the dogs around to the back entrance and let them inside, the place truly was a maze. One of the Hellhounds, who appeared to be the leader, asked me where the rest of us were, or if they had all chickened out. I said they were already inside the warehouse, of course. So unless they were all cowards, get inside and let the challenge begin. The leader wanted to know what was going on, I said the challenge was simple. If they aren't afraid, we were waiting for them somewhere in the maze, with only our dogs to fight with, so follow us in if they dared… I went into the warehouse, and after some discussion about being seen as cowards, the Hellhounds followed me in all except for a couple that stood guard at the door.

So now there were a total of 12 gang members with dogs in the maze, as well as the dogs Tigress and I had taken from the other gangs, wandering around in the warehouse. Tigress and I split up, and one by one, we teleported the dogs with the gang members to safety so they wouldn't be in danger of being forced to fight. That led to much confusion among the Hellhounds, wondering if the Devil Dogs might be cheating by taking out their dogs before facing the Hellhounds themselves, so they were getting angrier as time went by and more of them found themselves without dogs. Then came the violence. Tigress and I didn't really have to do much, as I said, the dogs had pent up aggression, rage, and pain that they would be best off releasing at the right targets. So we were on top of the huge crates, mostly keeping an eye on things to be sure the dogs didn't get in danger during the fights. Mostly the dogs were pretty smart, they would gang up on one of the Hellhounds and strike so quickly that the asshole didn't have a chance to draw a gun or other weapon. One case a woman got a gun out and aimed at a dog, so I used TK to take the gun from her before she could shoot the dog. The dog went for the jugular, tearing it open and spraying blood everywhere. The dog, a male, lifted his leg and peed on the corpse. I couldn't stifle a snicker.

I could hear all the screaming around me, screaming from the people, snarling and barking of dogs, but the sound was fading as time went on… there were fewer and fewer screams as there were fewer and fewer remaining Hellhounds. I wondered if Tigress was killing any of them or if she was letting the dogs do it all. The only ones I was thinking about were the ones at the entrance, so I went back to the entrance and pulled an Ezio… I formed a hidden blade on each arm and knifed them both at the same time before they even noticed I was there… a double assassination… sweet. They fell to the ground, and their dogs just sat there looking at me as if they didn't really give a shit, which considering how they'd been treated, they probably didn't. A short bit later Tigress came from the other side of the warehouse, already outside, with a large pack of dogs following her. She said there had been a couple of assholes guarding the back door, probably looking to catch any Devil Dogs trying to escape, but they were dead now. The pack of dogs around us had grown considerably, Tigress said maybe we should take these guys home, I agreed that Angelina could take care of them best. So I opened a portal to my inner world and we sent all of the dogs through to Angelina.

Tigress asked if I wanted to find some more, I said sure, and Nomad had said he was going to join us sometime… she said that was cool, but Nomad could find me when he was ready, she knew where there were more assholes. She teleported both of us to another place, though it didn't look much different than the last one. If you've seen one crappy area of town, you've seen them all… Tigress pointed in one direction and said they were over there, but then she vanished… I felt like I might wake up, so I focused, I used another time dilation… that time I felt really disoriented, I almost lost the dream, but finally it stabilized and I was able to continue…

I am ridingon the school bus, talkingto someone about something. Iaccidently get off too soon, and I start to walk home. Along the way I see a tall, abandoned house. I start to feel uneasy, and I continue to walk. I get onto the porch and knockon the front door. The door opens and a dead looking girl/ghost opens it and scoops me into a hug. This girl is not one I am afraid of, it's the other, the teacher ghost.

The little girl ghost takes my hand and shows me around her house - a decaying, condemned mess. This one is harmless - I'm not scared. She gives me a big hug, and then changes from the sweet little girl to a cruel school teacher.

She drags me back onto the porch, telling me she had best never find me in there again. She starts with an ordinar school lesson, which I do good at. I eventually leave, and walk past a large boulder. A fragment of it breaks off and some dust gets in my eye. I pick up a small stone. On it there is a date. 10/8/10.

I continue to walk and finally get home. Thhere is a woman there I don't know, and definetly don't trust. She talks to my mother, and says how she's going to introduce her to her family. Which are aliens. (How I know this, I'm not sure.)

The next day I am on the bus, and we are being taken to someplace on a field trip. A bunch of other, evil aliens have put us on the bus to take us to a murder machine they have made.

I have in my hand the rock with the date, and realize that that's today. I clutch it tightly in my hand.

I realize something is wrong before all hell breaks loose, and try to get to the back of the bus. This was smart, because as soon as I do a conveyer belt starts up, and people are put on it. They seem like they're in a hypnotic state. The conveyer belt leads to a swirling void.

I'm put on the conveyer belt with other people, but we're still able to talk and stuff. People ask me how I knew this was going to happen, what I have in my hand. I'm too scared to talk.

The other aliens I mentioned that were talking to my mother appeared. They did something to shut down the void, and then the conveyer belt. The evil aliens screamed in rage and then vanished.

FA's are good. Anything 'werid' and unusual is good.

Running From Zombies (non-lucid)

I am playing a video game but I am actually in the game. BroY and I must figure out how to escape the school we are in while 2 zombies try to chase us down and stop us. BroY opens a new path by jumping through a glass window. He is cut and bleeding and I have to help him walk around. I kick down a door and into the gymnasium. We can't find a way out of here and the zombies eventually get us. I am not too scared because it is just a game.

Round 2 begins and me and Broy transform into Starcraft 2 units. We are roaches. We go through the cafe which has some snow in it. We make it outside eventually and there is a blizzard.


^A roach. It can't look up.

BroZ's Return (non-lucid)

A false awakening. There is a lumpy cover in the corner of my room. "No! It can't be him! No!". I lift the cover and BroZ is sleeping. "Shit". I go back to sleep.

Another false awakening. I wake up and he is on my computer playing Starcraft 2. He is even worse then me. Trying to move his units to an island expansion by hitting them like a golf video game. I tell him to let me play but his refuses. It is my computer and we get into a fight. I punch him and his nose bleeds.

I float up out of bed... I am Deathgawn, the demon. I feel parasite wriggling about in my dream body. I send my nanobots after them. I rip off my centipede disk on my chest, and my silver centipede crawl all over my dream body. The nanobots force the parasites to the surface, and the centipedes sting them, and carry the parasite to the black hole portal on my chest.

TAKE THAT, FUCKERS.

[I]Target: Nomad. Dream body manifest. Engage! Engage! Engage![/I]

Who just-

Red lasers come at me from all directions. I wrap my cape over me to deflect. I have a cape? It's my vampire cape. WTF? No, time to consider that now. The lasers singe my flesh, and burn through the cape. My witchblade forms over me automatically, and I hit my energy belt button... Beneath the cape I morph into a red energy vampire, possessed by a demon. Me. A red flame burns behind my eyes. I have slicked back black hair with red streaks. I am wearing leather armor, black and red. Red spikes come out of my fists. I turn off my defenses, and open my cape, absorbing the energy into me.

The Templars of Urth, spook fucks in suits and dark glasses, turn up the heat, giving me more power. Tickles. Idiots.

I write in the air with my finger, in big fat burning red letters:

[COLOR="red"][B][SIZE="6"]LOL[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

I write it over and over again, until there are dozens of LOL's floating in the air. The Templars become confused. I grab the words out of the air, throw the letters at them. I make the letters 2D, which makes them sharp beyond belief. The LOL's spin through the air, and slice the Templars up. They die, and then come back at me again through sky portals.

I teleport behind them, over and over, biting their necks, and draining their energy. Soon, they don't have enough energy to respawn. Now, they looked like dried husks of corpses, barely breathing. They are littered about the landscape. I morph back into Deathgawn form.

I summon a 50 gallon drum of gasoline. I pour it all over the Templars. NO! NO! They plead.

"Don't you know I am the Juargawn, the Juar god? Don't you fools know I am the god of lucid nightmares?" I say in my head, then decide to torture them with silence.

I pull out a pack of American Spirits, and light a cigarette, then toss it behind me. The scene erupts into flame. I laugh, and create a portal to MARS.

***

Ok, weird how I remember this now... this dream was so long, but anyway, I will do my best to recall it all.

I am at some weird house party... I notice people's astral tentacles, but I don't really think about it.

I am led to a hidden submarine dock under this huge house in a cave. I look at the small sub curiously. I brag about how my girlfriend bought me a submarine ride for my birthday. For some reason, I think of my first girlfriend, Terri, when I was 17... (Now 35!)

I go in the sub. I see Edwards there, I guy I served in the Coast Guard with. He is changing into a uniform. I do the same thing. I forget I am supposed to ride it, and now I think I am supposed to work on it. I feel annoyed. This job sucks. I am going to cater to all these rich snobby fuckers. DAMMIT. I look around the crew's quarters. It just looks like the inside of a boat... A lot of metal painted white, with pipes going everywhere.

[I]I wake up, and am awake for a couple hours. I somehow re-enter the dream without wanting to.[/I]

I am walking down a ladder... this fucking job. Change to a different uniform blah blah blah. What a waste of time! A couple guys share a room with two doors. I shortcut through their room to get to mine without asking them. They are also changing their uniform. They are a little annoyed with me.

I am in my boxers.

I open the door, and there is a Buddhist meeting in there for young women. They are all in their pajamas. I am confused, annoyed, and embarrassed. I see Miki there.

SORRY.

I wake up.

[I]I call this ancient, because I had it about 20 years ago when I was a kid. At the time, I had no idea what dream control was, even though I would become lucid all the time, especially in nightmares. I used to call out to Jesus, but it didn't work very well. I used to wake myself up, but I would often have an FA where I had a demon induced SP...[/I]

I am in some type of colloseum...

How the hell did I get here? This must be a dream. SHIT. That's a big ass bull. Why are people throwing roses? The bull is enraged. This big black bull wants to kill me. The bull charges at me. Oh god... WAKE UP. shit shit shit

Jesus! Help... The bull is a demon. He's making me have this nightmare!

OH GOD I AM GOING TO DIE. JESUS! HELP!

I can't wake up.

As the bull gets closer, I toss rags on its face, not knowing what else to do.

[I]right before he gores me, I wake up.[/I]

Last night I think I slept a little bit too soundly. I woke up ahead of my WBTB alarm and decided just to deactivate it since I was up only half an hour before it. Maybe I shouldn't have. And then I woke up, again before my alarm, and managed to wake up with my eyes closed still. I decided I'd give the DEILD a shot but I think I stretched a little too much when I first woke up because I started to notice how loud the birds were outside my window and that made me realize it was probably getting close to time to get up. So I open my eyes and, bam, sure enough I gotta get up anyway.

I'm walking up some windy hill that sort of reminds me of the part of RT64 leading in to Oregon when this woman pulls over next to me and offers me a ride. She asks where I am heading and I tell her Freeport. She is stunned that I'd try to walk that far. So I take her offer of a ride and climb in the passengers seat. I somehow know she is in highschool. A senior. She has a pretty face and long brown hair. I'm instantly attracted to her. She asks me if she can take me somewhere and as she says it she reaches over and grabs my crotch. She grins and says
"I think this means yes."

So we go driving and looking for a place to hide together and that's when my memory of this dream fades.

I just finished a class at C-1. It is only two o'clock though but I don't know. R-1 starts playing soccer with a basketball and kicks it over the eastern fence. We make our way there to recover it and talk. I find my B-1 friend V-1 in F block and she tells me that I am bunking. I say my friends started playing soccer so I assumed that school had finished.

I am standing at the mouth of a cave looking out. It is overlooking the sea. I immediately look at my hands and realize they are distorted. I turn them over palm up, and the fingers are too short, especially the ring and pinky. I am completely lucid. I look up and start to walk. I begin to awaken, I look up in the air and immediatley spin in my dream.

I don't remember what happened after that, but I woke very quickly, so whatever I dreamed was probably very short.

Conditions:
Fell asleep: 5:00 am
Headphones: Isochronic pulses descending from 5 to 1 hz over 20 minutes. Took them off afterward. Was very sleep already.

COMMENT LUCID NON LUCID DREAM SIGN

I am in a math class. The wrong one. This class is calculus 1 but I'm meant to be somewhere else. The teacher couldn't care less when the right calculus students are sent to this class by another teacher because they were in the wrong class. I exit the class and into the theater. Some grand show is going on. And I see people wearing white and feathery costumes. It is very bright in the hall.