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Good morning! I woke up several times during the night, and during the last hour, I woke up more than three times. I did recall a few dreams and they were pretty amusing!

04.00: Fragment
*A guy from work: Kakan (Cookie) is drunk as hell! He's laughing and talking non-stop. His golden neck chain has come loose, and I help him with it. I attach it to his neck, but somehow he manages to loosen it again. I repeat.

05.00: Old job
I'm walking around in a house I've never been in before. My friend Henrik is there and I think my brother was there aswell... Anyways I'm really nervous because in a few minutes, I'm going to my new job. Actually it was my old job at a kiosk, but I felt like I had forgotten all the routines. I try desperately to remember how things are supposed to be done, and I totally forget about the time. I watch the time and I notice that I will be too late. Henrik's mother suddenly calls me, and tells me I can ride with her if I want to. It's raining outside.

05.00: Destroying some bushes
It's raining heavily and I seek cover under two pine tree's on someone's front yard. I'm waiting for someone I know to pick me up, and the trees are actually great cover. A car pulls up, and a crazy lady comes out, screaming on the top of her lungs. "What the hell are you doing?! Why are you destroying my plants!" I look down and I see some kind of exotic, soft and very flat cactus. For some reason I am not even scared a little, and I know that the things I do, don't matter. I pretend to be sorry and afraid. "Sorry! Oh shit, that's horrible" I say and try to walk away. It's not raining anymore and I got a smile on my face.

I leave the crazy lady and her family and walk down the road. Suddenly she comes out from the hedge infront of me with an iron bar in her hands. "How the hell did she get there so quickly?" I wonder and dodge a swing. I grab the iron bar and I notice something green and smelly on it. It's a very rare liquid from one of her plants, and I decide to smear it on her cheek. I leave her on the pavement, blabbering on about how disgusting it is.

05.00: Eucalyptus
I'm with Monica and we're standing on a hillside, filled with different kinds of weeds. I spot some small red/brown plants on the ground. It's eucalyptus and I pick some up and give it to Monica. "The big leaves has already been taken" I say. She eats it and smile. I start flying around in circles. Kinda semi-lucid.

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Food before bed: 3 pieces of knäckebröd, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Kinda nice to have good recall again. I really hope this keeps up, and perhaps I will break a record when it comes to recalling dreams! A personal one that is. Was kinda semi-lucid in two of those dreams, which was cool. Dream control and I knew I could do stuff. Perhaps a lucid is waiting around the corner?

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

Didn't write any notes but have some recall from memory. Before bed, a hot bath and 3mg melatonin.

Pizza Craving Fragment
I am in the Daisetta house. It's very early morning and everyone is still asleep. I am craving pizza. I get up and find 3 odd pieces of pizza, all different kinds and brands. I stick all three in the microwave, being careful not to make any noise.

College Library, Lame Pick-Up
Method DILD (spontaneous)
Lucidity D
Vividness C
Control C
I'm in a nice building with marble walls and floors. I want to find the bathroom. I'm in a lobby, waiting for the elevator to take me to the ground floor where I believe there is a bathroom. There's a security guard here in the lobby. A man in a wheelchair comes out of a room and moves toward the elevator. The security guard says something really rude to this man about not taking the stairs because he is in a wheelchair.

I get on the elevator and there are a few other DCs in there. I ride it up and down a few floors. It never stops at the floor I want it too. Then some young DC hits the sideways button and the elevator goes sideways. Frustrated, I get off. I seem to have forgotten about the bathroom. Now the building I am in seems more like an old college library. The walls are wood-paneled and the lights are dim. There are many DCs here who look about the age of college students. There's a line of people at a customer service desk. At the desk is an old librarian lady who points me out and says "Excuse me, have you been helped?" I don't want to talk to her so I just walk away toward a wide stairway. I overhear a conversation between two girls. They are trying to decide on a book that interests them to read.

I walk up the stairs and into a big room full of bookcases. The walls are all full-length windows so the whole room is lit by the afternoon sunlight. It's a pretty cool looking room. There are a few DCs sitting quietly at tables around the room. In one corner is a bed. So I lay down to sleep. Maybe I have a false awakening. The next thing I know, a doctor and a nurse are standing over me. The doctor is a middle-aged balding man with a while lab coat. He asks "Have you been treated? What is the problem?" I say there's nothing wrong and I just wanted to sleep. Then then start tucking in my blankets. I close my eyes again and maybe have another false awakening.

When I open my eyes, I'm in the same library but the doctor is gone. Very close to my bed is a table with some DCs, studying I suppose. Then there is a commotion as people rush to one of the windows. I get up and look too. Out the window, I see that I'm on about the third floor, looking down over the center square of a college campus. There's a grassy lawn and some walkways and more brick buildings. There are lots of DCs walking every which way. The people who rushed to the window are pointing out "The Fat Man" who is a really fat guy known throughout campus. I see him and he's quite obese but not as fat as I expected.

Unimpressed, I step back from the window and think for a moment, starting to become pre-lucid. I have this little dialog with myself: Hmm, what should I do now? I feel like having sex. If I were dreaming, I could have sex with anyone with no consequences. So I have to find out if I am dreaming. I nose-plug RC and confirm I am dreaming. So now I'm lucid but don't stop to stabilize or remember my goals.

I run down the stairway and out the building into the square. I approach the first girl I see. She is bonde and about 18 years old. She's not super attractive but I'm not choosy at this point. I grab her hand and start leading her off to the left. "Do you like to party?" I ask (what a stupid line...). She says something to the effect "Umm, yeah I guess." I'm leading toward another building. I say "We're going to this party and all my friends are there and you'll have so much fun and meet some cool people." Just before we reach the building, she stops and pulls her hand back. She says she changed her mind and doesn't want to go with me. I am disappointed. Dream ends.

Taking a trip somewhere with a group of people. We were supposed to be going somewhere, but then decided to go to Hawaii instead. (This is probably a result of the fact that I'm going to Mexico with my boyfriend's family in March, but originally we were to supposed to go to Cuba).

I have an image of a gf in my dream that I don't talk to at all anymore. I can't quite remember what she was doing. I think I walk away from her...we're in a ground level basement suite....I can see floor to ceiling windows, but they're also sliding doors. I think there's a garden outside. I see hula hoops littered all around inside. Some are colourful, they are all sparkly and beautiful and huge. (A gf of mine has some hoops in her living room). I see a pair of white, huge, sparkly hoops and get really excited. I feel like there's a point here where I kind of realize something dream-like about this situation, and that is part of my excitement. I don't achieve lucidity.

I find a cat that looks like one of my cats (although now that I think about it, the found cat and my cat, in my dream, looked like a combination of the two cats I have in real life). I'm really excited to get them together because I think they would instantly love each other. I keep trying to get them into the bathroom at the same time so that they have a small space to be in and can get to the know each other easily. One of them, can't remember which one, turns into a white rat a couple of times, upon meeting the other. One time, the rat bites the top of the cat's head. I can see the pained expression on the cat's face.

One of my coworkers is telling me about new procedures at work, and I'm irritated and say something like "how am I supposed to know that??" and he replies telling me there was a meeting at 10am and if I got to work earlier I would know what was going on. I see another coworker making a face, agreeing with my other coworker. He's wearing a dark grey shirt. I say something rude to him as he walks away. I walk away with a female coworker and try to justify to her why I come in so late. "You know, I stay later to make up for coming in later. It just works better for me. I put in my time, just like everyone else." She understands and reassures me that I'm doing nothing wrong.

All of this is taking place on the Hawaii trip. It also taking place in a huge, mansion-like place that I think we are staying at.

I ask someone at this mansion if I can use the internet. She says "they're over there." I walk towards some tables. There are blankets all around this room and the tables. I get a feeling that I'm in the 80's and she must not really understand what the internet is if that is her response. The internet is not a "they." I go over to some small device sitting on a table and wonder how I'm supposed to get the internet on this. I think the girl is foolish. Then I look over and see two computers sitting across the table, and realize that these are the "they" she was referring to. I try to grab one of the monitors and move it towards me, but it falls on its side and the legs on the bottom of the monitor get stuck on something.

Theme: I've dreamt about something work related every night that I've remembered my dreams so far. I think it's safe to say that work is a recurring theme in my dreams. Unfortunately.

11/09/2010
Dream (Fragment) One:

I was a cop, in this one, and had shown up to a park, wearing dress blues. My family was there, and I was sitting a table with them, hanging out. I can't remember the reason, but I ended up chasing some guy through the park. Instead of a modern handgun, I was carrying the old, ball and powder revolvers that my granddad gave me (and that I used for part of my Halloween costume). Unfortunately, all I had were modern bullets, and I couldn't get the gun to work with them.

Dream Two:
"Snowboarding 101"

I was snowboarding with Todd and a few other friends. It was really intense. (I have never been snowboarding, but I can imagine that this felt pretty damn realistic.) I was kind of clumsy on my board, but was quickly getting the hang of it. At one point, I remember watching some tutorials from some teenage kids, telling us to always face south, while going down the mountain - for some unknown reason - and that, should I ever get the urge to ski one of the double black diamond courses...Don't. Later, back on the mountain, we watched a lot of people go down hard. One guy wandered aimlessly onto a DBD course, and as soon as he hit the first drop off, he let out a scream and was never seen again. I have to admit that it was pretty funny to watch. Lol.

Black=Awake
Non-Lucid
Lucid



I started off at a random house. Small bunches of gray clouds filled the darkish blue sky. I surrounded by my friends and classmates(DS). The house was pretty big, with no furniture.*

Suddenly, two alien ships appeared. I can't really describe them, but they looked like small versions of the ships from "Independence Day."*

The ships began to fire at us. The house began to get torn up. More and more orange blasts hit the house. People were getting injured now.*

Luckily, we had machineguns. We ran to get them. We got the machineguns. I think they were M-16's.*

We came outside and opened fire. I was
now watching my fellow classmates(DS) go down by tens. We had begun to make a dent. One down, one to go. I decide to grow a pair and join.*

Soon, I manage to successfully lead us to victory. I signal victory, as the ship comes crashing down.

We proceed back to the house, now
mostly destroyed. We decide to move to the garage, which is also large.*

Only about thirty of us remained. We had started with about one-hundred people. Soon, two of the aliens came.*

They were a super dark green. It was almost like black. They were ginormous! They were at least fifty feet tall. They had heads simular to the bird-like creatures
from "Avatar."*

They had come to take a sacrifice. I'm guessing it's for the loss of their two ships.*

One girl offered. Now that's what I call bravery. She said her good-byes and went with them. Hell knows what they'll do to her. It won't be good(obviously). Then, they warn us that five elite ships will arrive tomorrow.*

Now, we are waiting back in the house's attic. It was dark, and gloomy.*

Suddenly, I became lucid without my dream signs! Well, that was good timing. Well, I had some business to attend to. I had to get married, and do a Kamehameha.*

Welp, time to go. Well, I decide I don't wanna leave them all here to die.*

"Everyone hold hands!" I announce. Everyone was holding hands now. I decide to use an old method I hadn't used in a LONG time. Generally because I think it sucks. And it never works for me. But I was determined. I used the spinning method, and since we all held hands, everyone was teleported with me.*

We ended up in another random house. At least we were safe. Well, I had to do some things. First line of business, elect my wife. Well, there were plenty hot girls. But I took the likings to a girl who said her name was Lauren.*

I gave her a ring, and she accepted. First order of business: Successful.*

Second order of business: Do a Kamehameha in Saiyan armor. Might be a challenge though, because I couldn't do it last time. The house was a bit dimmed and was filled with shelves and dressers. So, I go and find a nice area.*

There was a long red carpet and no one on it. My friends Josh and Isaiah came to watch.*

Try one:
"Ka..me......ha...me......HA!"
Fail. Try two:
"Kame...hame...HA!"
Fail. I took a deep breath and relaxed. Try three: I close my eyes and open them.
"KA...ME......HA...ME......HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! !!"

At that moment, a large blue beam shot out of my hands. The large blue beam launched at the wall, and there was a large, firey explosion. I did it!

My preparation was done. Well, since I obliterated the wall, I found another area. I went and found another area. It looked similar to my upstairs hallway. I put myself into Saiyan armor.*

Time to do it. An all-out Kamehameha.
"Ka...me......ha...me......HA!"
Fail. Oops. Forgot to relax.
I took a deep breath and closed my eyes for a quick moment and reopened them.

"KA...ME......HA...ME......HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! !!"

I did it! I proved my friend wrong! Then, I guess I exausted myself too much. So, the dream began fade. I let it fade, cause I did my tasks. Then, I awake.

11/08/2010
"Resident Man-eater"

This dream had something do with a giant, talking, Great White shark, who lived in the ground, under our house. (Yeah, I know; "WTF," right??) Apparently, this shark wasn't the nicest of characters. We had some sort of feud going on, and he was reeeaaally pissed at us. I believe we - friends and family - were at what was supposed to be my house, but it didn't quite look like my house, so I'm not sure. Anyway, this shark was kind of like the monsters in the movie Tremors. He would wait to hear our footsteps on the ground outside the house and then - whether we were standing on grass, concrete or whatever - he would burst up out of the ground, snapping his jaws and trying like Hell to eat us. As you could imagine, this made getting around a pretty nerve-wrecking experience. At one point, I believe I was in a garage or shed of some sort, and he blasted up through the ground, beneath some equipment, metal and sparks flying everywhere while he chomped toward me. I can't even remember how I escaped, but that was one of the closer calls.

In the end, we wound up trying to be diplomatic with him, and smoothing things out through conversation. He was actually pretty intelligent, but just unreasonably pissed off all the time.

Weird.

10/29/2010
Dream One:
"TMC Tavern"

I was riding around with Todd, Brian and some others. My old boss and the owner of the company I work for now co-owned a bar in Lake Mary (which doesn't really exist), and we somehow got access to it, while they were supposed to be out of town. We were inside, hanging out, basically treating the place like it was ours. Through one of the long, wall-length sections of windows, I saw my boss's car pull up. We all freaked and slipped out the back door, just as he was coming in the front. Apparently, he'd just come back to tie up a few last-minutes, before they left, and he was soon gone again.

It was now night time, and we actually had the bar up and running. I don't know if we were supposed to be working, or we were just kind of making it a hangout spot, but there were a lot of people there. MD, one of my present coworkers, was among the crowd, and some dude I was talking to was really attracted to her - talking about her phat her ass was.

Dream Two:
"Water Park Pass-Up"

I was at some water park. Todd was there, again, along with a couple of other friends, whose faces I can't remember. While walking around, between rides, I was constantly busting Todd's balls, because he was hitting on everything with a pulse, and I found it hilarious. I had a short conversation with some chick who was being really, playfully cocky. She was definitely not happy, though, when I cut the convo short because it was time for us to leave. She ended up following us, through the crowd, and as we were going back to the locker room, I glanced back at her. She gave me the mother of all dirty looks and disappeared into the women's locker room.

After we got dressed and came out of the locker room, we passed her in the hallway. She confronted me and started going off about how she was pissed because I "rejected" her (I'm guessing, by 'rejected', she meant that I didn't ask for her number or something? Lol). Apparently, Todd knew something of this girl, because he leaned in toward me and whispered that she was fucked up in the head, because of something that happened in her childhood - though I can't remember exactly what he said. In the end, I was polite to the chick, but I let her know that I wasn't interested and I let her go on about her way. She definitely seemed a little crazy to me, and I wasn't trying to head down that road.

You heard me. It took 70 DJ entries and 15 lucid entries, but my goal of levitation aka flying was finally done this morning

As I am walking down the street of Brossard, an asian guy walks past me. He goes to meet his friends. When I get close to them, one of them asks me what is my "clan". I say I have no clan since im not out very often. They tell me if I dont join their clan I could get attacked. I question if they do like criminal stuff. Mostly they play hockey but also do some small crimes along with stupidities. The leader, a 10 yr old boy, explains all the details to me. Back at my house, a quick search on the internet tells me they are called the BlueBloods and are competing with various gangs from the region. Next, out of nowhere, I am in the middle of a hockey game with them. I even score

Then I become lucid, once again without reality check. I just am. In a big house, I simply decide to fly. I scream Levitate! and I do. It felt incredibly real, just as real as real life.

Dream:

It started with me and a few friends sitting down, getting ready for our chior concert. When it was time, we got up in our positions. I could see my parents watching, my dad was bored out of his mind. Then, we sang. We sounded terrible. Afterwards, we had a feast. I accidentally stumbled upon a different feast, my sister was in it. Later my mom drove me home. We stopped at cranfords to get some groceries. But, then, we saw my sister drinking light beer, but, it turned out to be orange juice. I decided to go home with my sister. She told me that I had ruined her feast. I woke up.

Dream Ends

Good morning, everybody. I remember two dreams from last night. The second dream occurred in a 15-minute space between my waking up to check the time and my actually getting out of bed.

Dream #1

I was in a forest or a park. It was a clear, autumn day. I stood with a small group of people who were probably around my age. We were hiding or just standing behind a tall tree like a poplar but with really ropy bark.

In a leaf-strewn clearing just beyond the tree, a woman was interviewing "the famous artist" Dylan Reed. He was either a poet or a punk rock singer. But he was generally known as a kind of rebel genius.

The interviewer started asking the man a series of questions based on something I had told her about a friend of mine who was also known as kind of a wild guy. The friend may have been among the group of people standing with me behind the tree.

I felt embarrassed that the interviewer was posing all these questions in such a way that they were obviously about my friend and they were obviously made to guve the impression that I thought badly about my friend. And, worst of all, they were posed directly to "the famous artist" Dylan Reed, of whom I thought so much!

The scene of the interview seemed to change from being in the forest or park to being in some kind of department store, possibly near the perfume section. The interview was now over, and the woman had walked away.

One or two friends and I were now trying to meet Dylan Reed, who was still milling around, all by himself. He seemed to be a tall, good-looking, white man, somewhat well dressed, with hair about down to his jawline. The perfume area was now something like an area displaying things like small luggage and bookbags.

Dylan Reed and my wild friend were something like the same person. My friends and I got a chance to speak with him. While my friends, in particular a pretty female friend, were speaking with Dylan Reed, I was thinking to myself how to make him understand that I didn't think about him in such a critical way as the interviewer had made it sound.
I may have been staring at a very nice, navy blue book bag up on a glass shelf. I may have seen it from a low angle, a child's point of view.

Dream #2

I walked through a very nice lobby like in a museum or a very big library. There were stone columns and walls, marble floors, and wide, curving staircases. A dim light flowed in from high windows. Some walls or portions of walls may also have been wooden.

I was particularly interested in a set of columns that looked "Egyptian," with very ornate, almost wood-like, carvings of fruit and tree-textures.

I was either walking with or meeting up with a woman about my age, possibly my old friend P. She told me, "I've been around this place since the mid-70s. So I've seen it really develop and change through the whole remodeling process." I was pretty impressed.

non-dream - non-lucid - lucid

09/11/10 I was a commander of an army among other things. The commanding of the army takes place in a setting that is best described as a combination of Battlefield, Rome and Command and Conquer. I am engineer of sorts and have invented a vehicle throwing out grenades at a rapid pace. This results in a lot of people flying about, dying. The scene keeps changing between first person and giving me a tactical overview of either the world map or the immediate surroundings. Towards the end of the dream I retreat to a bedroom that is set in darkness. Cleopatra's bedroom apparently because she enters and tells me she needs to get changed, she takes off her top and to my delight she is wearing nothing underneath. She vaguely starts explaining about her problems with Mark Anthony, he has broken his promise of protecting Egypt. She sits down next to be on the bed and starts finding a clean shirt to put on. I don't allow her, I grab her around the waist and lie her down on the bed. She is excited and want it as much as me, and although I believe her motives to be mainly political I am seriously turned on, in fact I think I enjoy the political aspect of sex, something I have never (and probably never will) experienced before. We kiss and I undress her and myself, but as I am about to enter her there is something in the way. I get a bit annoyed and wake up realising that I have a massive boner and my pants are acting quite restrictive. Bummer!

08.11.2010

I want to help the knight! (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Two dreams.

Second:

I was in a hotel similar to my previous dream. I had to do some errands before leaving the hotel. For some reason I looked at my hand and turned lucid.

I had five fingers, however, I realized I also had a thumb totaling 6 fingers. I ran to the window of my room. The room had a king bed and a couple of portraits. I looked outside the window and I saw a never ending sea. It was very sunny and I felt the wind coming from the window. My dream was not stable so I decided to start to fly to make it stable. I was flying easily and planned what to do. I recalled I want to Astral Project from any single lucid I have, I was about to land to close my eyes and project, but my dream was still fuzzy and I knew I was going to wake up if I attempted.

The imagery changed. I saw a lake and a forest surrounding the lake. I was planning to dive inside the lake and see what was on the bottom. I remember from a previous lucid I saw a ton of ear plugs sunken on the bottom of a swimming pool. However, I did not feel I was ready to do that yet. I know very well my dreams and I knew I was not ready yet.

I kept flyign for a while and I landed in a small street. I saw a military base and there were soldiers and a general. They were saying, "We serve our manager! We serve our General! We are proud to serve our Country!"







I found it funny I was dreaming with the military and wondering why. I kept waking and saw another group of soldiers. There was a sign that said, "Masturbation is also a good exercise." I laughed when I saw that.

I took flight again and went to a country. I was now located in the mid age era. I told myself I could find some gladiators as I was in the proper era, however, I saw a small soldier base and I was wondering what my mind was doing. There were a few soldiers with armors. I also saw a knight that was next to the horse. A young female DC approached and she was told, "You will proudly slay it!"







She put an armor on and climbed on the horse. Several pikermen approached as well and told they were going to be an escort for war.

A general called my name and said, "Even you can help. I know you are in a dream form, but you can still help." I was given a small spear and a shield. I threw the shield away as I knew I was not going to get harmed. I said, "I am going to poke our enemy knight's horse feet! The horse will go nuts and throw the knight away. I was told that I could not help in that battle.

I did not find amusing what I was doing and my dream was getting fuzzy. I started to fly again to make it stable. I saw a few trees and some weapons (swords, scythes and more old school steel weapons) I felt the dream was not stable and it ended.

I had a FA in my bed. I could not see but I had my computer in front of me. I was able to download a video from my dream and I though it was going to be a great tool to recall dreams. I tried to download the video, but the PC worked bad. I realized it had no sense and I turned lucid again. I still had no vision and I could not move. I knew I needed to fly so I made the computer vanish and tried to move. Suddenly, a voice said, "That is enough lucid dreaming for the night, wake up!" I woke up and it was actually time to wake up.

Missed dream signs:
- None.

Realized dream signs:
- Realizing I was not in the physical plane.
- Downloading a dream from my PC to who knows where.

Reality check performed:
- Hand check. Failed and turned lucid.
- Just turned lucid.

08.11.2010

Meeting a Canadian (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Two dreams.

First:

I was in a big hotel by myself. These hotel had very big pools, it was sunny and very warm. I saw several DCs. I met with a female DC and we liked each other. She wanted to have sex with me and she was a virgin.

We met with some DC and I needed to leave, however, I wanted to spend some time with her. We went to her room. The bed of her room was outdoors where a lot of tourist walked by. We entered inside her room (which had no bed because it was outside) We got naked and we left the room. It was raining now and we ran naked on the outdoors. We finally had sex, several odd thing happened that are hard to explain and rated M, so I will avoid.

I had to leave but I wanted to met with her in the future. She was from Canada and she gave me her contact info.

Missed dream signs:
- Having sex with someone who was not my wife.
- Odd imageniry when she was naked.

I WAS FLYING ACROSS THE SKY AT NIGHT LOOKING UP THE STARS, AWESOME DREAM .

Space 1


some really weird abstract space dream. I think I was flying in a ship and was entering a place like in a starfox video game. There was this HUGE mother ship that I was flying through and trying to blow up. I think i hit a critical part but it didn't blow. I had to exit the mother ship. I tried to fly back in but it was impossible to do so because of a shield of some sort blocking me out.

Space 2

Really weird dream of just floating in space near a large planet like jupiter. I was facing some other space dude. His eyes were black portals and I got pulled into them. Then i was near some Nebula. I saw the black portal closing from where i came. So I flew towards it but it dissapeared. So i get flying towards the nebula but it never got any larger. It's like I wasn't moving at all.

False awakening

FA, and I'm in some dark room. I think i feel the presence of a woman so I try to make her appear but it turns out she's not there. I get up and go looking for her but I can't remember the dream.

Hypnagogic stuff

Some HI stuff about sexual things so gross that I won't even mention what it was.

Guitar

I was playing on an acoustic guitar with black blotches marking the chords I was supposed to play. Turned out to be the song by ST Sanders where he makes fun of a Beatles music video. I think I clearly remember where the chords were...



I was just singing along with the stupid lyrics. I got to the end where I sand, "Elm. Beef, Elm, Bee-hee-hoo!" and some guy was singing the very end with me. I found it rather funny.