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I've decided to eliminate the Importance qualifier of my dream journal. It just doesn't seem relevant anymore. None of my dreams seem more important than any other.

Fragments: Preparation
I drive my mother to the grocery store so we can pick up a few things. But the stuff I'm looking for is survival food. Stuff that can be stored a long time without going bad, and that has a high nutritional value. We're just topping off our supplies for when the shit hits the fam

Troubled Resort
Clarity: 3/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm working in some sort of resort, when I notice someone else is doing my job. I go deeper into the resort, and these people try to kill me. I run from them, and encounter more of them. Only they're not human, possibly not even alive. I don't know what it is about them that makes me know this, but I just know. I kill any of these freaks I encounter without remorse. It just instinctively feels like the right thing to do.

I go out into the parking lot and can't find my car. It must have been stolen. I flag down a police car and tell him about it. He tells me that's common in this area, and advises me not to report it or I'll just cause myself grief. He seems to imply there is some organization at work here that the police fear.

The police officer gives me a ride home

Road Raging
Clarity: 5/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm going home in a car with my brother at the wheel. He's driving like a maniac, cutting through people's yards. We pull into our driveway and smack a Z-28 parked in front of us. My brother backs away from it and it begins to roll down the driveway and hits us again. My brother tries to push it up several times, but it keep rolling back down into us. I notice a handgun on the road.

A man walks up to us and begins to give us shit. He also has a gun and threatens us with it. Just then the Z-28 pulls out with two women in the front, and I'm relieved the collisions weren't our fault. The man is still talking shit, waving his gun around, and I smack it out of his hand and beat the living shit out of him. Then I shoot him right there in the street.

We go around the corner into a bar.

I find myself in a building. There is a 115 inch plasma screen TV here. Next to it, is a wall of cubbies. I am with my seventh grade L.A. class. We put our things in the cubbies. We freely explore the room. It's a four wall room. Three walls are solid with the color of minilla. One wall is a full glass wall. There are two exits.

Suddenly, the room begins to shake. What the hell? An earthquake? The teacher starts freaking out. She is shouting at us to get out. I decide to get my things out of my cubby first. She now redirects her shouting to me. I feel in my cubby, and paint is pouring into it. WTF??? I pull my hand out, only to find blue paint all over my hand. The teacher keeps shouting at me, so i decide to listen and leave.

We are now passing through a bathroom. The bathroom is open like a lounge. WTF x2??? It's a girls bathroom. Oddly, the girls are standing up and p***ing into urinals. WTF x3??? We continue on. We arrive downstairs, and the shaking has stopped. Downstairs, it's a store. White tiled floors, high ceiling, item shelves, and check-outs.

I see my friend Victor, and we meet up. Then, I hear the song "21 Guns" by Green Day(DS). I do an RC. I plug my nose, and I can still breathe through it. I look at my hands to see I'm missing multiple fingers! I tell Victor I'm dreaming. I show him my hands. This time, I have all my fingers, but one is bent backwards. I am now lucid. I see a man behind me. He was like 6'5", had black shaggy hair, and a jacket blue pants combo. Just for no reason, I try to attack him. I get in a stance.

"SOLAR FLARE!" I shout. Fail. He tries to run past me now. My leg is now highlighted red. I knee him in his balls. He goes flying back and pounds into the floor. Time to finish him. I get in my stance.
"KA...ME......HA...ME......HA!!!" Suddenly, a fat blue beam fires out and incinerates the man. I stand there with a grin on my face. everyone around me is in shock. Victor and I leave.
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We are outside, and we're now listening to my iPod. We're listening to "21 Guns." Suddenly, the girls we saw in bathroom walk by. They say nothing, and keep walking. Odd. Victor decides to make some gay joke about that plasma screen TV. I pretend it's funny, and laugh along. We go back inside, and intentionally(I was actually going to do this), a giant fire-breathing, man-eating croc is attacking! WTF x4??? I decide to not even let him put up a fight. I get in my stance. I hold my arm up, wrist bend, hand flat.
"DESTRUCTO DISC!" I announce. Suddenly, a yellow disc appears on my hand.
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I throw it. The yellow disc cuts off the croc's head. I was a bit tired from that, so the dream fades, and I awake.

Dream 1-- Dane Cook turns into Adam

So I am at a show for Dane Cook. I feel like I am alone, but maybe I'm there with people I know. There is a massive crowd, and of course Dane Cook is in the normal set up where he is on a little platform in the middle of a large audience. He is wearing his usual dark green shirt and dark jeans, with his normal spiky hair. He goes around and starts telling jokes, but then he drinks from this glass that turns his mouth/lips a little bit black. He says he's going to start singing a song, and he does a rendition of Bo Burnham's 3.14 Apple Pi, which I instantly recognize.

People start coming down closer to the stage from further back. I see two guys do this at first wearing a blue/black plaid jacket and his friend. They get close, and others start even getting on stage. I am on one of the people who gets on stage. About midway through the song, Dane starts to leave, but somehow I am rolling with him. We are talking and he is still telling some jokes when I ask him to do an impression. Right then, I look at him and he is no longer Dane Cook. He is my friend A. Eichenwald and he is not happy that I asked him to do an impression.

The setting also changed to what looked like my school's cafeteria, and what sucks is that I didn't immediately RC because I had put the intention in my head to RC whenever I was on my high school campus or when I saw one person from my class. I think this was my subconscious trying to give me a blatant access to a LD. Anyway, after I ask him to do an impression A. turns kinda mad and he starts to throw punches and elbows at me without really hitting me. He keeps throwing them and stopping right before hitting me. He is wearing all black, and I am putting up my guard really well so he isn't hitting me. I have these thoughts like "He is a black belt so I shouldn't fight back because he will win" and "Just keep guarding he will stop eventually" and "I think A. is drunk."

After a barrage of fists and elbows that never actually strike me, I somehow end up lying on the ground next to a baby. The father asks A. to do a joke as if he were still Dane Cook. A. gets upset and then I wake up.

Dream 2-- Passively listening to Daniel's Sister (I need to come up with better titles)

So I am laying down in a house, not one that I recognize. I am looking directly at a white wall that hangs down over a railing and poles that support the railing. The railing is brown and wooden while the poles are white. The carpet that I am laying down on is also white, and I am laying down with my hands behind my head, elbows up and out.

From my left, I hear Daniel's younger sister start talking to her parents, while I just continue to stare at this blank white wall. As I stare, an object starts to form out of the pattern in the wall. It looks like an infinity sign and it starts to become 3D and project a little bit out of the wall as I continue to stare intently at it. The conversation between his sister and parents involves her telling them something wrong that she did. She is hesitant to tell them at first because she doesn't want to get in trouble, but they tell her that she should tell them because it will make her a good person or something. When she tells them, they say she is in trouble, and she asks them if they just "hypocrited" her into telling them. They say no and I wake up.

Dream 3-- PassObs Smash Bros

This is an example of me playing a video game without knowing that I am physically a body. Instead, I am just watching the game and able to control my character with my mind. When I'm playing the game in real life I know the physics and the controls so well that I can predict what the buttons I press will do, so it's almost as if I am using my mind directly to play the game. I stare at the game in real life, not stopping to ever look away. I get so concentrated on it that I lose sense of anything else occurring in the surrounding environment. This is reflected in my dreams.

Me, Daniel, and TJ are playing Smash Bros for the Nintendo 64. We are playing on DK's level. I start of playing as DK, wind up my punch roll down to the bottom level where they both are and punch them into a tornado that usually exists in the Hyrule level, and they both die. I get a double kill. I feel pretty good about myself, but then I die pretty soon after that. When I come back, I come back as this guy wearing a yellow shirt who is riding a bike. I have never played as this guy before and so I don't exactly know the controls. I get super competitive and have this feeling that I am pressing the button "A", but it doesnt seem to be doing anything. Daniel, who is playing as Chun-Li from street fighter, immediately kicks me off the level. I come back and hold down A this time. There is suddenly a trail of fire from my bike wherever I go. I don't know the effects of this fire or how to use it in any way, so I try to jump on top of Daniel with my bike, but he just moves out of the way, and I end up cycling off the stage and into the camera. My guy's face gets squished by it hitting the camera, and I can see his cheek up against the camera.

Not too many full dreams lately. :\

Math class (Frag)- All I remember is I was in math class, and my math teacher was giving us a lecture on something I already knew, so I was bored out of my mind. I got out my phone and started texting a friend and then began to draw a "FML" on the table. It was something like "Today I was in math class............ FML"

Though it was only a fragment, it was surprisingly vivid.

In which I act like a brat when I can't get a meal...

My husband, another woman and I are living in a carnival of some sort. For some reason, I'm made to skip dinner and I'm very hungry.

We go to an old-fashioned circus type big top. There are folding chairs arranged in circles around the center stage as if it is an auditorium. Huge lights shine down from the center of the umbrella big top on to the stage. No one is there except the three of us. I decide to make a pizza.

After chopping up some peppers and sausage, I find my uncle's cat, Byron, and strap a pre-cooked pizza crust around his back like a saddle. Then I apply the sauce and toppings. I release Byron cat to walk around the center stage with the pizza upright, and it is natural that the toppings will cook under the big top spotlight. I sit back in the folding chairs with my husband and the other woman, and we wait.

Suddenly a kindergarten teacher enters with a class of dozens of five year olds. They descend to the stage and start dancing, freaking out Byron cat who runs around and knocks the pizza off his back. My dinner is destroyed.

I yell at the teacher and the children and leave the big top in a huff. Outside, I'm in a mall with lots of escalators and crowded halls of people rushing around. My husband and the woman are chasing behind me but I tell them to leave me alone. I'm going up the escalator to get to a bakery, but the escalator stairs move slowly and I become impatient. I start pushing my way past the people standing on the escalator, including a woman who is holding a toddler. As I'm going past her, she accidentally elbows me in the ribs. I turn around and scream at her, "I'm so sick of you people getting in my way!" My husband and the woman, who are trying to catch up with me, hear me and I feel embarrassed that I'm acting like such a brat. I try to think about why I'm throwing such a temper tantrum, but all I can focus on is how hungry I am.

Finally I get to the bakery. It is a beautiful French style cafe with lots of fresh bread in the window and baker's cabinet. I deliberate between some yeast rolls stuffed with bree and a warm sourdough loaf sprinkled with white flour. There is no one behind the counter and I can't find anyone to sell me the bread. I shout out into the kitchen, but no one responds.

I step out of the bakery and am now standing in an Asian style urban food court with a ring of food stalls encircling tables with umbrellas. The food court is very crowded, and the lines to all the stalls are long. I find the shortest line and wait my turn. When I get to the stall, I discover that they are only selling bubble tea and green tea flavored ice cream. I purchase these items and then find my husband and the other woman. They think that I'm behaving like a child and I tell them that I'm very hungry.

I was some squire-type person in what appeared to be a viking village. Then a dwarf in a ninja-like mask came and started killing everybody. He killed some older man who was standing next to me with a small blade in the neck. The he looked at me, and decided not to kill me, I think because I was too young. I then proceeded to kiss his ass in fear that he might change his mind and kill me. I kept saying stuff like "let me join you" and "allow me to train under you" and stuff. I then asked if I could hold his shield. He said "probably not" in a Scottish accent and handed me his shield. It was HUGE, triangular, and black. I could barely get it off the ground, but the Dwarf seemed impressed that I could even do that. He then manhandled the shield into the ground and stood behind it because he was so short. He told me you weren't actually supposed to hold it up. Then he said he was leaving, and a bunch of slightly taller dwarfs started walking away, and he followed. Before he left, he said something like "I really like ya, lad...". Then the trees started attacking me. I ran into the bog, which was covered in floating round wood things, that conveniently looked just like MY shield. So I hid under water and raised my shield so I would blend in (I remember this being in the third person). The tree (INT) started stomping away at the floating wood things, but didn't hit me. I waited for a while, then maid a run for it. I was then hauling ass through an open field cause everything back at "home" seemed to want to kill me. I looked up at the sky and saw planets and stuff. Then, I became quite lucid! I did what I always like to do when Lucid: I jump REALLY high, Incredible Hulk style, and just let myself free fall. It felt so amazing!! I landed safely, then did something else I've always wanted to do in an LD: I FIRED A KAMEHHAMEHA BLAST!! Then I lost lucidity and went back to the dream...kinda...

I was still running for my life, when I came to a modern city. I ran into this abandoned and dirty building and realized I was holding the little knife from earlier. I set it beside me and try to go to sleep. Then my brother enters the room and tells me to wake up immediately because he arranged a job interview for me next door. I pretended to be asleep, but I got up and followed him next door. Also, when I "woke up," the knife was bent. The job interview was at a pizza joint, but changed into an optometrist. Then it was a dentist office. There was a shower in the back of the room, where the dentist was showering, and his assistant told us he'd be out soon. He came out, and proceeded to give me a check-up instead of a job-interview. While interviewing me, he told me how much more money I'd make in his profession than as a teacher; I had no idea how he knew I wanted to be a teacher. Anyway, he help a mirror up to my mouth so I could see inside. I had cavities all over the place and black stuff all over my teeth. Then he said I'd need a complex procedure...

He went into his office and returned with a box full of wires, nuts, bolts, and short, rusty nails. I said "excuse me, doctor. I'm not trying to question your medical expertise here, but what do I need this procedure for?" He looked over at his assistant who moved slowly over to the exit. I realized something was up, got out of the dentist chair and bolted for the door. The assistant had a syringe in her hand and tried to stab me with it. She missed, but a little of the liquid got on my face. I then took the syringe from her hand and exited the building. I bent the needle on the syringe to make it useless. The assistant came after me, and I tried to stab her with the sideways needle. I then realized I left my book bag in the waiting room (weird...), and I thought it was important enough to go back for. I ran in and pushed the dentist aside and grabbed the bag. It was freaking heavy, but I still ran with it on my back out of the door.

I then started running again, this time very slowly because the bag was weighing me down. I saw two women sitting at a table outside eating (one wearing an orange shirt) and dropped the bag off on their table and kept running. I felt the contents of the bag would be better in their hands than in the hands of the evil dentist. While running further away from the table, I wondered how I'd ever get my bag back, and figured that'd be an adventure for another day. I threw up the "call me" hand sign to the ladies at the table (they weren't attractive at all) in hopes that they somehow knew who I was. I kept running, and lost the assistant because she couldn't keep up with me.

And...that's all I remember. I think there might have been more, I just can't remember it...

Type: Regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

I was in my school, walking through the back door with one of my friends. I've described the building a lot in previous dreams, but to make a long description short, it's basically a huge long atrium with light walls, and a glass triangular roof which lets in a lot of sunshine during the day. The floor is eggshell blue tile, and there are some light-colored tan brick pillars. At the back of the school there was a double door with huge glass panels so you could see through it. Once you got inside these, there was a mat and then another set of doors side by side.

We walked through each of these without pressing a special button - there is security on the campus and you have to push a button for them to open the door for you, but this wasn't the case in the dream.

As for my friend, she's the kind of goofy person who's always seen with food, whether it be mooched off of someone else or bought herself. I happened to be carrying a monetary bill of some sort, which I felt in my hand but never actually saw. It felt thicker than most bills. She stopped and said, "Puffin, can you get me a croissant?"

"Sure."

We started to walk down the atrium, past the classrooms with the closed eggshell blue doors, and then I suddenly had a croissant in my hand, surrounded by a folded napkin. It was a seamless change.

"Here." I gave it to her.

She replied, "nah, I already have one." There was nothing in her hand, though, nor anything to suggest she had bought one.

Eu tinha ido para o colégio, como se fosse o primeiro dia de aula do ano que vem. Eu lembro que eu estava procurando a minha sala, mas não encontrava de jeito nenhum.
Após algum tempo procurando (e me confundindo com a minha sala do ano passado), eu acabei encontrando. Lembro que minha namorada havia levado uma revista que falava sobre tudo de bom. Haviam matérias sobre sonhos, sonhos lúcidos e "os segredos que ninguém sabe sobre a música". Como era um sonho, eu não conseguia ler nem o índice da revista (mas mesmo assim não fiquei lúcido).
Já não me lembro de mais detalhes, lembro apenas que em algum momento eu estava fugindo de algumas pessoas (como a dona Lilian), e algo aconteceu na biblioteca, mas não me lembro.

Good morning, everybody. I remembered three dreams from last night. But I lost one between waking up and starting this entry.

The "new bacteria" dream is influenced by the NASA announcement about that newly discovered Mono Lake microbe that survives on arsenic instead of phosphorous. I also don't know why I thought in my dreams that bacteria aren't alive. I'm pretty sure it's viruses that are technically not alive or only half-alive.

Dream #1

I was at "my office," which was like the living room of a small house or cabin that might have been located in the woods. There were a few big windows on the walls, letting in plenty of light, possibly through thin, gauzy curtains. The day was probably cold and light grey.

My desk was near the center of the room. I was standing back from it a little bit at first. The desk was cluttered with all kinds of papers and things that looked like mechanisms for gathering data for ecological surveys.

The front door opened and either "my boss" or "a colleague of mine" walked in. He may have been a white man, strong-looking, with a big stomach and a huge beard. He may have been wearing some kind of plaid shirt, suspenders, and a broad-brimmed hat.

I had the understanding that I was probably going to be fired because I was doing a terrible job. I sat down at the desk and grabbed my lunch. I probably shouldn't have been eating at this time, but I decided to eat right now, and to eat like a pig, in defiance of whoever was going to fire me.

My lunch may not have looked much like food. It may have looked like machine parts, or, rather, just one small but chunky, metallic machine part. It was in a clear, Tupperware container about 35cm long, way too big for whatever the small lunch was. I may have been trying to eat the machine part with chopsticks.

I decided that if I was going to get fired for being lazy, I might as well be even lazier while I was waiting to get fired. I saw some kind of "mechanism" that looked like the metal-wound cord for payphone receivers. It may have been partly buried under a pile of papers.

I probably started whining and complaining about something that would prove I wasn't thinking about doing my job at all. I might have complained about some porn website that I couldn't get onto or some rock song that I wasn't able to turn on really loud. (But, now that I think about it, I may not even have had a computer at my desk.)

Dream #2

A view of various "bacteria." It was like seeing a lot of purplish, purple-blue, and pinkish, spidery or web-like shapes stuck in clear cubes like novelty plastic ice cubes.

The "cubes" were being moved before my eyes as if they were being displayed as part of a presentation. But they would often overlap, as if they were just random cubes of ice jangling about with each other in a glass of water.

I heard a voice talk about the bacteria and how they were a new kind of bacteria. They weren't really alive, or they were only half alive. But they had the ability to reproduce.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a very eventful night, with lots of dreams. I woke up at 06.00 with the intentions of doing a WBTB. I ended up falling asleep without taking the G+C pill, and woke up at 8.00 again. I figured it would be a waste to take the pill so I didn't. My dreams have been filled with holes lately. As soon as I wake up, I have to struggle to remember them, and when I do, they are filled with holes. I guess it's just a phase which will pass.

00.30: Bedtime

06.00: 5 minutes WBTB

08.00: Civilization
I'm flying out in space at an incredible speed. I'm not sure if I was lucid or how I started flying. Mars is closing in on me, but when I get close, it is replaced by Jupiter. A narrator voice starts talking. "Mars position in the solar system has been temporarily switched by Jupiter's" I fly towards the big planet. As I get closer I get a brilliant idea. "I'll use the planet's gravitation to go back to earth!" I crash into the planet near the edge (which is now only a disk the size of a room) and my momentum makes it spin around.

I'm stuck to it by the gravitation. And when I see earth infront of me I push away as hard as I can. I quickly reach earth once again and I can see huge landmasses below. South America has a very edgy look to it, and I realise it must be man made. The buildings lining the shore makes a very cool pattern from way up. Suddenly I'm talking to the Aztec chief and I'm showing him a map of what I've just seen. He is pleased. Everything is seen from above. Just like in the game Civilization.

There's just one more space left at a dock. I tell my brother Martin to start a settlement there. "USA will take this spot if you don't, and they control the whole damn world now!" The dream changes to a first person perspective.
I'm standing infront of a conveyer belt leading into a hatch. A guy is operating the hatch with a lever, and he's cutting up pieces of pink soap. A rabid wolf appears behind the hatch and is trying to get through.

The guy holding the lever gets very frightened and runs off. The wolf gets through with its head, biting the air. A strange dwarf jumps down from the ceiling and grabs the wolf's head. With a snap the wolf is dead. Everyone cheers and the dwarf is rewarded some prize for his heroic actions.

08.00: Chinese food
I'm sitting in a very oldschool car with Monica. It's raining heavily outside and we've just ordered Chinese food. We get out of the car and enter the restaurant. We get in the pretty long line of people. A guy infront of me turns around. "Hey Matteh! Great night last night, wasn't it?" he says and shakes my hand. I don't recognise him at all, but I play along, feeling uncomfortable. The guy next to him does the exact same thing, and I don't recognise him either.

I try to remember what kind of party I had attended, but fail. "A kickass one obviously if I can't even remember" I think. It's our turn to buy the food, and it's already waiting for us in those white, styrofoam boxes. I take a look at the menu and everything looks delicious. There's a dish with a red X on it, and I can see it involves some kind of Chinese gambling on a machine.

08.00: Back in class
I'm at my cousins place, holding five empty glass bottles. I enter their bathroom hall. It's got grey tiles everywhere and is pretty narrow. I spot several reinforcing bars sticking out of the wall. "Haha as usual" I think and open a few drawers. There's no room in any of them and I close them again. I walk out into another room and I totally forget about the bottles as the dream changes. I walk into a classroom filled with my old class.

"Hey Mathilda, can I have a few papers please?" She looks at me and whines a bit, but gives me a folder. I walk up to the teacher. It's my old history teacher. "Can I have four papers please?" I ask him. I intend to draw some. I head for my spot and there's a guy sitting there. "Hey can you move?" I ask him. "It's not your spot" he tells me. I can see my name on the bench in a black marker. It's a bit to the left, which is empty. I sit down and whine a bit to get some reactions from a douchebag.

08.00: Fragment
*I'm playing some kind of real life game, with Barney from "How I met your mother" The game is obviously to control him, and do whatever you want. I get alot of chicks to fall in love with me. Monica tells me she was together with him for a few months a few years ago.

09.30: Poisonous spider
I'm looking at a picture of an enormous red and black spider sitting in a web. The usual narrator voice starts talking. "This spider is as large as a large car" Suddenly I have the spider infront of me on the table. It's not that big, and it's got a ball of web in its mouth filled with eggs. I remove the ball and play with the spider for a while. I know this dream can be changed and I guess I was kinda semi-lucid. The spider grabs the ball again and I kill the spider.

I dissect the spider and remove the fangs, which are enormous. I am careful not to get stung by one of them and I put all the spider goo in the sink. One fang is missing and I spot it in the sink. I grab it and I can feel it sinking into my flesh. It's just stinging slightly, but I realise that this is not good at all. I try to "Load" the dream (as I did in the dinosaur dream, just like you can do in a game) and I imagine the spider being whole and safe on the table again.

It's not there. I can hear Monica in the shower, singing. "Oh shit, this isn't good at all" I think and take a look at my hand. It's getting red. I rush to the computer to try to get some advice on the internet on what to do. I guess I was going to ask in the DV chat haha.



09.30: Another restaurant
I'm with some co-workers and we're on a bus or something similar. We're all pretty drunk and I remember Linus being there. Suddenly I'm in the restroom at a restaurant. I can hear two people trying to have sex in the booth next to me. "Having sex with your own mother would be really sick" I think for some reason (wtf?) and starts taking a piss. As usual I soak the entire place in piss. I try to remove most of it, and I remove my clothes to dry them. I can hear my friends Eric and Felix talking on the other side of the wall.

I walk out of the restroom and enter the dining hall. "Hey guys! What's up?" I ask them. They look at me with shocked expressions. "Dude, put on some clothes, we're in a restaurant!" Eric tells me. I look down and I'm only wearing underwear. I walk back towards the restroom to fetch my clothes. A table full of girls starts giggling and whistle as I walk past them. I put on my clothes and go back. My pants feel very weird, and they're definitely not the same as when I bought them. They don't even look the same. My mom tells me something.

10.30: Taking a shower
I'm standing in my mom's house. Waiting for the person in the shower to finish. There's a mirror above the door and I look at it. My little brother Morgan grins back at me. He gets out of the shower so Monica and I can enter it. It's an entire room made for showering. There's one shower each and it feels really good. Monica tells me there's something wrong with her shower. I walk over to her and try the different switches. All the nice modes of it comes with cold water instead of warm. She squeals when I turn it on. "Oh well, that sucks" I say.

10.30: Fragment
*I look something up on google. I spot my old dreamblog as the top result. The entry is just the same as the whole phrase I put in.

11.00: Jungle creatures
I'm looking at a few amazing pictures of a black panther. It appears the shot has been taken just a second before the panther would close its mouth on the camera. I wonder how they can take these kind of pictures and survive. It's like a movie starts playing infront of my eyes, and the narrator voice starts talking. "The jungle boys are brave. They agitate the panther into attacking, then retreats into the trees as they take pictures" I can see a boy jumping away from a panther just like that.

"The frogs of this jungle are very effective. The tadpoles are amazing hunters" I see several black, very large tadpoles swimming around in a muddy lake. Trapping a few fish in the shallows. "Because they can walk on land, they are excellent hunters" the narrator voice says. One tadpole tries catching a fish, but it gets away. I grab it and inspect it. It has a slimy, black body and it's as big as a frog already.

11.00: Fragments
*I'm with my mom and their dog Igor. There's another dog there, a german shepherd called Edd. Igor is on his stomach, and I scratch him. There's some kind of open pouch on it, and it feels very soft. "Igor has been eating snakes, so we're waiting for them to come out" my mom tells me.

*I'm sitting at a table with my family. My sister Madeleine asks me if she can borrow my saw. We've each received one as a gift for christmas or something. "You can buy a new one, it's only 1 kr" she tells me.

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements before bed: 2 x Omega-3

That's it! Alot of dreams... I realise I don't have as many holes as I think I have. When I'm typing most of it comes back to me, but I'm still 100% sure I was lucid in either the Civilization dream, or the Poisonous spider dream. As I can't remember fully, I cba to write it. I'm also not going to include semi-lucid anymore. G+C next weekend!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

ok so i had an old bus that i had aquired somehow and parked it down the lakes. it was a camoer style conversion. also had a quad in it. it was a windy day and i was using a massive plastic bag as a kite. the wind was so strong i was flying with the kite although i wasnt lucid so kept bumping back down to earth without pain though. later on i went over to someones house and there were loads of odd people there. i came home for a shower and then went out and woke up

I had 4 dreams last night, and the weird thing is I know there were 4 dreams but I only seem to remember a tiny tiny thing of one, and then the entire last dream.

Awake, Comments, Non-Lucid, Lucid

Dream 1:
I was in the subways in Brussels, a city I have lived 4 years ago, and I was together with someone (don't remember who though..) All I remember from this one was wanting to light a ciggy while waiting for the sub, but dropping my lighter on the edge of the platform, and said lighter breaking in half.

Dream 2:
I am in my appartement, and am having dinner with my dad, two sisters, and my mom.(Since my parents are divorced for a couple of years now my mom isn't supposed to be anywhere NEAR the appartement so I guess this could be seen as quite the DS right?) After dinner, as I always do, I go outside on the balcony to smoke a ciggy. Said balcony has bankerai flooring with about 1cm space between the planks. As I finish my ciggy I want to put it in the ashtray, but it falls on the floor and between one of the cracks.

Next thing I know, a lot of smoke starts coming from under the planks, and a bunch of very angry wasps fly out. Panicking I run inside and close the door, but 4 of them manage to follow me. I grab the nearest thing (a newspaper) and furiously start trying to hit them with it. This succeeds, but next thing I know my dad yells that there's a scorpion on the ceiling. As I look up I see this black shiny scorpion about 5 cm long, that's just letting go, so I jump aside, throw away the newspaper, grab a shoe and crush it with that. (Ever crunched a cockroach with a shoe? That sound:p) All of a sudden there's a whole lot of scorpions in the appartement so I try crushing as much as I can, smacking one of them off my dad's leg. By now, the scorpions have changed to these big, sandcolored ones. I could see all this in quite nice detail, I mean, if I stared at one of them I could even see the innards through the back of the beastie.

Here the dream jumps, but I'm still in my appartement, still with the scorpions, I'm just standing somewhere else right now, and my cat is sitting next to me, hissing at the scorps. (Another major dream sign, my cat stayed with my mom and has hence never been in my appartement...) My dad is yelling at me that I have to take a little bottle of water and use that to hit the scorpions, but first I should hit my cat on the head and behind with it (which I proceed doing). I then all of a sudden notice a hole in the wall through which the critters are apparently getting into the appartement (by now the scorpions have been joined by cockroaches as well). I grab a roll of kitchenpaper and try plugging up the wall with it. (Eh..what?) But the critters just push it out of there and keep coming.

And another jump. Now I'm in this paperstore, talking to a guy and his wife. The guy looks like the guy from the shop where I buy my tobacco, his wife I don't recognize. I'm telling them what happened in my appartement earlier, but suddenly the conversation shifts, it went like this:

ME: "Yeah I saw this hippo being attacked by a crocodile today."
GUY: "Oh yeah I heard that story, that hippo certainly put up quite the fight against that snake right?"
ME: "Dude, didn't you hear me, I said crocodile?"
GUY: "Yeah that's what I said, huuuuuuge snake!"
ME(getting pissed off): "Are you deaf or what?! I said the hippo was attacked by a crocodile!"

And then I woke up next to my girlfriend, immediately closing my eyes and trying to remember. Weird thing is, at first I knew nothing, until the word scorpion jumped to mind, and then it all came back

Comments: First of all, I was really pissed at myself when I woke up, since my mom being at my appartement, AND my cat being there, should've made it perfectly clear to me that I was dreaming, but apparently it's not all that easy and I'm just not trained enough yet:p I'm happy about the clarity of the dream, and the level of detail I remembered
One weird thing I noticed though... this just came to me while typing it all out... The short first dream seemed to be about a lighter breaking while wanting to light up a ciggy. The second dream everything got started by a ciggarette, and in the second part I'm talking to this guy which my brain apparently gave the face of the guy I buy my ciggies from. What does this mean? Anyone willing to comment on it, you have my gratitude

Managed to get to sleep at 3am which fucked up the MILD.

Awake Non-lucid

I'm in a friends house, sitting on his camp bed. People are sitting next to me, laughing and joking. I speak to a guy i've never talked to before, and find he's quite interesting. Before I know it, my friend is shuffling us out of the door. Everyone's stumbling about, I guess I was the only one who didn't drink. I leave the room and find myself in school, walking down the old building stairs.

I leave the school and wait around out front as I usually do for the rest of my friends. Instead of a wide open area, it's a carpark. Aw well, who cares. It's dark and i'm cold. Anna comes speeding up to me on a motorbike, and we talk for awhile. Out front is almost empty now.

My friend Cheryl comes out of the school, finally. She's accompanied by Kelly from the british t.v series Misfits. "Thanks for keeping me waiting..." I tell Cheryl coldly. She just tells me to get my ass in the car. This really pisses me off because she's been acting like this for awhile now (true). This completely pisses me off, and I end up screaming "Fine! Fuck you! Fuck. You." And then start walking. Kelly rushes up to me and asks what that was all about. I tell her how Cheryl thinks she's so fucking superior. Kelly tells me my powers are surfacing and that she's going to take me to her house.

[Dream skip] I'm in Kelly's room. She says she hasn't been in it for years, but I think she's lying. I walk past the bed, and find glasses of water behind it. The water is crystal clear. I know from experience that if you leave water too long that mould starts to gather on top of it. Narrowing my eyes, I feel all alone and like a prisoner. Past feelings of helplessness surface. I sit on the floor and tuck my feet in to my chest, rocking slowly on my heels.

[Dream skip] They've let me out for a swim. I go right to the bottom of the pool and hear "White Flag" by Dido playing. I decide to stay under water for as long as I can holding my breath. I last the whole song, I guess I've found my power then.

Type: Regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Notes:
This dream was more vivid this morning when I'd just woken up; now I've forgotten a lot of the content. I probably took too long to type it up, which has happened before...

I was in a McNally Robinson bookstore. The one at my local mall in real life just closed a few months ago, but in this dream I was in it, as if it were still up and running. The interior had a lot of richly-coloured wooden bookshelves and green banners everywhere. I was in the central area of the bookstore, which had a 360-degree, circular green reception desk with a wooden countertop. Like most of my dreams, the lighting in this building was dimmer than it should have been.

Lined up against one of the bookshelves near the reception desk, there was a row of black swivel chairs. There were a few men in suits seated in the chairs, but most of them were empty. They looked at me and I asked, "how's the exploitation going?"

(Wait... What?!)

"Very well," said another man, not waiting for me to answer. He was in his late fifties or early sixties, with gray hair and black reading glasses, his hands in front of him on the table, cupped together.

"Have any of you seen my assistant?" was my next question.

"The guy?"

"Yeah."

I can't remember anything else.

Meant to write this down earlier today but totally forgot. Luckily I still remember everything from the dream.

So it starts out with me in a car. For some odd reason, I'm sitting in the passenger's seat driving. I'm sitting there reaching over to the driver's side where the wheel and gas pedals are. I wasn't sure why I was doing this, but something triggered my brain and I was like "Hey this isn't right! I need to get over before a cop sees me."
So I go up to the next stop sign where I plan on bailing out and switching sides as fast as I can, because there are other cars behind me. As I pull up to the stop sign, I see a cop car coming from the side (my left). I don't bother moving or anything (because I'm a good person) and the cop gets out and we talk. So for some reason he gets in my car instead of putting me in his cop car. He tells me I'm in trouble or something.
We drive around for a bit and end up out in the country. We pull up to a stop sign and I ask, "Am I still in trouble?" The cop says something like, "I don't think so..." and gets out of the car. I see him looking up at something so I get out of the car and look to where he's looking.

What I saw was incredible and horrifying. It was another galaxy coming straight for us. The first thing that came to my mind was that it was a black hole, but something told me it wasn't. All the other cars behind us got out and looked at it in shock and awe.

I'm not good at describing what things look like, but this picture is 95% accurate to what I was seeing.


Because of the atmosphere and where we were standing, the galaxy was some-what transparent. You could see huge bolts of lightning shooting out from the sides. As it moved closer, it appeared to be going down, and as it went down it became invisible.

Then something horrible happened. You could see a giant explosion off in the distance, in the direction that the galaxy was. The explosion looked like something that an atomic bomb would cause.

I immediately jumped in the car and started to drive off when I noticed a good friend of mine standing there. I yelled at her to get in the car but she just refused to, and said it didn't matter. I kept telling her to get in, but she wouldn't. As I was yelling at her, I could see a wave of fire coming straight for us, like a shockwave. I closed the car door and drove off, leaving her behind. Which I do feel bad about. As I drove on, another explosion happened right infront of me, and the wave of fire was coming straight for me. There was nothing I could do.

But, for some odd reason, the car was completely unharmed but the fire, and I was able to drive on. I saw another explosion and this time knew which way the fire was coming, so I went off road into some dirt and drove around the explosion (this one was on a much smaller scale. The explosion was probably the size of a 4 story building unlike the other two that happened).

I drove around and as I was driving, my dream started to fade away.

It was a very interesting dream. I was thinking that the cause of the explosion was from chemicals or something that the galaxy that was headed for us, well more like passing us but it was coming pretty close, collided with something on Earth.