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I had my first lucid dream the other night. I couldn't control it very well. I was floating on the ceiling and chasing people through a house. Then, a giant flying energy bird thing flew threw the house and cut it in half. That's the only way i know how to explain it....

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! I'm going to turn lucid this week. I don't only want to become lucid on weekends. I'm pretty confident that I will become lucid tonight actually! Will also try to start being in a state of constant awareness. I know I can do this. I am a multitasker with an extraordinary energy level, and I am dedicated! Anyways, I had three dreams last night. Also some applejuice. Perhaps I had such a good recall because of it? I'll have some tonight to see if it has any effects.

10.15: Bedtime

02.00: Fire
I'm with Monica and we're standing infront of two really old houses. They're literally falling apart in the wind. There's soot on the walls, and the paint is flaking off. I inspect one of them, but I decide to go out again. I don't like old houses. Monica opens the front door on the other one, and walks in. She stops at the fireplace which is straight ahead in the hall. I can see her from outside. She lights a fire and walks out. The fire spreads quickly and escapes the fireplace. The house starts burning. I start walking along a huge wall, the fire going next to me in the grass. The pathway becomes riddled with little streams of water.

02.00: Pron
I'm slacking off in a comfortable bean bag. I watch people do some random things around me, but I don't feel like helping out. Suddenly I'm about to watch some porn. A very hot black girl walks by. "Hey (name). I am about to watch your movie" I say and wave with a tape. She gives me a pretty smile and walks away. Just like that I am watching some kind of live recording of a porno. A guy who looks just like Jay Cutler (bodybuilder) is having sex with a blonde and a brunette girl. It's like they're doing retakes and everything. I start peeing on a wall.

02.00: Fragment
*I'm at my friend G's house. I'm about to stay over for the night, and he's looking for a mattress which I can sleep on. There is one in a white linen cloth on the floor. I can see through it a bit, and it's red with flowers or something like that on.

05.15: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements before bed: 250 ml applejuice, 2 x Omega-3

That's it! I think I've figured out the length of my sleeping cycle aswell. It's about 100 minutes long. I will do some experiments on this later on to make sure. Time for meditation before bed! Cya.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

Hours of sleep: 7
Vividness: 2/5
Recall: 1/5

I'm in a supermarket. I don't rememeber what I'm doing there, but it seems that I know the people working there. Only thing I clearly remember is this:

On the walls, there are posters saying:
If you meet Micheal, call the office.
Strange. I ask someone who's working there, what these poster mean. He says:
There is a guy called Micheal, who pretends to be a cashier. He goes through the supermarket and offers help to our customers to find what they want. But in reality he isn't a help at all, even worse: by doing the wrong things on purpose, he scares our customers off.
Only problem is,that nobody knows how he looks like. :/

13-12 --- 14-12
Me and A (read my prev. DJ's) wen't to a movie with someone else. Before we went there we did some other stuff, we were almoost too late! My family was visiting the rest of my family. They ate oven potatoes. Someone said 'they are cut so poor, which makes them delicious!' The rest was like 'No!'. My sister discovered they were actually fine.. Back to me, A and some1 else: we were with the 3 of us in a car, after a while the other person had to leave. Aftr a whole talk we discovered that us and he kinda grew appart.. When the movie started, we saw that it was 16+ but right after that we saw it was 20+. The movie was another dream i had a few days ago . My dream ended after the first 5s of the movie

THere was this show, we were close to the entrance with a small group. We were talking about how many gates they would make for the entrance. Then someone came and told us to make 3 rows of there, and 6 on the other side. So we did.. He picked 6 of us out of the group. Me, a friend of my sis, a friend of mine and 3 others. Me and my friend were on youtube (or something) with a song we did. Every1 said i should have done that for our school show! (2 nights in the theatre where students may perform)

We were at on an old ship

but ours had just 1 sail.

We were on it with just 2 people. Oneo f them steered and shouted, the other did the rest. We met some other captain, someone on our ship got something with him. He gave one of his ship to someone from our ship (not the person who got something with him). he said the ship was in (...). We went to his house. i put on the TV, but when i tried to decrease the volume, i couldn't.

NOTES

Hogwarts

Stop by firing range. This time use green, or plant magic. Shoot vines at targets, and seeds. Use vines like tentacles.

We go to the drum circle. The people there are N'avi from Avatar. I tell the student to focus on a sound they like that sounds like an animal.

I morph into a big jaguar. They step back. The students close their eyes and listen. They all instantly morph into wolves, owls, ravens, and differing cats. There is also a naga and a giraffe. We dance around the fire.

I teach the students to morph into dragons.

Raven says they need to be able to harness their power, Nomad. This place is real.

I open a portal to the Pyramids. Raven summons Hogwarts Express in the wormhole.

We land in the desert. I see a bunch of desks. It's about 85% full. It's the Shared Dreaming class.

"Where is everyone?"

"Some people got tired of waiting, and went home."

"But this is a dream!" I shout.

Raven tells me to calm down. We go back in time. The entire shared dreaming class is there. I summon a chalkboard. I write on it: YOU ARE DREAMING!

CLASS, LOOK AT THE BOARD.

They do RC's.

We get on the dragons and train. A lot of students wake up.

We fly to the Moon. QZ makes her dragon gunmetal red with a big heart on its shoulder, and flies it in loop-de-loops. We land on the moon. The dreamers dismount, and we walk into the Biodome.

I see some are trying to hold on to the dream because they look blurry. I tell them to smell the flowers and touch them. Then eat them. It works. The flowers are crunchy and delicious.

I feel exhausted.

I lay down in the Biodome Healing Glen and fall asleep.

Dream plans:

Meet Raven at Hogwarts.

Teach a shapeshifting class on a field trip at a drum circle.

Get on the Hogwarts express and ride it to the Pyramids.

Meet the shared dreaming class there, and ride to the moon on Moon Dragons and the train.

***

I am sitting at a desk in my room, writing in my DJ. Xaphor appears and laughs at me. You are dreaming, Nomad. Oh, shit! You're right. C'mon. Let's go meet Raven.

Xaphor opens a portal which shows where Raven is. She is riding a black horse with a red mane, tail, and fetlocks. I recognize it. It's her horse. She has a large sword, and she is swinging it in battle against tall orcs, slicing their arms and heads off. I jump into the portal.

I wave at the Wyrm as I go through the wormhole, and tumble out from the sky. Xaphor flies beneath me, and changes into a black stallion. I land on his back, riding next to Raven.

"Nice of you to appear. I have been calling you for the last five minutes, Nomad. What were you doing?"

"Writing in my DJ... in a dream."

Raven laughs and decapitates and orc. She talks to me only telepathically.

[I]There is an ambush ahead. They are seeking to attack our left and right flank. They are hiding in bushes, and in trees.[/I]

Raven rides on, and Xaphor and I transform into dragons with bodies that look like water. We fly in two big loops around the ambush. We shoot water into the ambush, flooding the area, then we alight on the ground, and shoot lightning into the water. The orcs on the ground scream. We laugh and shoot fire into the trees, and those orcs fall to the ground, and get hit with lightning.

Raven rides into the ambush, and looks at the orcs rolling around in pain. She laughs and says let's go in the city, and let the boys feed. Wargs come out of the forest, and gobble up the orcs.

We ride into the city.

I have been here before, Raven. This is the Assassin city. Yes. Stop staring at everything like a tourist. Right. I morph into my basic Nomad form, then I realize I still stand out.

I morph into a very average looking peasant.

A group of orcs ride through on horseback. I realize they are half-orcs. They scream at the people. YOU FILTHY HUMANS. YOU HAVE CHEATED THE KING OUT OF HIS DUE. NOW, HE DEMANDS A SACRIFICE.

No! No! The people scream in terror.

Someone whispers: Sacrifice this.

I see a ghost like image stab the leader half-orc in the back. He falls over, dead, and the horse rears. Another orc siezes the reins. The orcs are on the edge of panic. They are looking for the killer. All the humans back away from the orcs.

"Looks like we have an ally," says Raven.

The ghost man runs in a circle, and slices the legs of every orc. They howl in pain and fear. One draws his bow, and his throat is cut.

"Drop your weapons," says the ghost voice. All drop their weapons, but one. His throat gets sliced.

He stands in front of Raven and I. It's Malkus! But, he looks twenty years older, and has a darker side.

[I]I have become an assassin, friends. I can affect the physical through the astral so much, I make myself partially manifest, as a doppleganger. Then, I kill. An orc sees him, and readies a crossbow. Malkus throws a knife into the orc's forehead without looking. This is the dream plane for your, but the physical plane for me. I am astral projecting into it, and you are dreaming into it.[/I]

Malkus turns around. "Dismount."

The orcs obey. Malkus removes their reins and saddles, then slaps their rumps, and they run out into the woods. Malkus ties the orcs hands up.

He floats up into the air, about eight feet, and is more visible as the sunlight hits him. "I am your protector now. Do not fear the orcs. Do with them what you will."

The humans stab the orcs with small daggers. The orcs slowly die. The sun sets. The humans turn into flesh eating vampires, and eat the orcs bodies. They take their organs to a pyre outside the city and burn them. The bones they bury in the ground. Other vampires march to the Orc Kings Castle. They have some makeshift weapons, but mostly spiked knuckles.

Malkus floats above them.

"Oh, my god Raven, this is crazy. Whose side should we be on? What's right and wrong?"

"Maybe Malkus?"

"But, he's changed. We haven't seen him for twenty years. There is a darkness... a sadistic side to him now."

"I need to soul heal him, right now!"

"Okay. I am going to prevent a battle between these two races."

I stop time. I fly up between the two armies. I make them dream. I show them images of the orcs and vampires falling in love, and playing together as children.

I see there are two archdemons that are puppetmasters like Nevergawn, influencing them to kill each other. I show them the real enemy. In a dream, they go kill the two archdemons, and set themselves free.

I wake them up. They drop their weapons, and the orcs open the gates. The vampires and orcs talk with each other, and then have a huge feast.

I realize this is another version of Jerusalem.

Raven smiles at me.

The soul healing went well. Malkus and I battled a parasite in his inner world. It was disgusting.

"Oh! We are supposed to be at Hogwarts!"

(cont'd)

12-12 --- 13-12
There was this game with different square 'levels'. Sort of a maze, but then just 1 passage every level. You could shoot eachother with water pistols in the inner rings. The person who was in the middle as first, won



Wall structure:


We were in a big house, very complicated.. I looked at a staircase and saw a chamber where i wasn't allowed to come. I wanted to see the whole house though. So i had to find a few to get around the chamber. When i looked behind me, i suddenly saw a sort of fence which i could open which lead to a stair with about 5 steps down. I simply knew i had to go there. I said to myself 'You know what freedom is? (...) [don't remember the full sentence ]

We were in an (enemy) city. We were sneaking trough it. Eventually all 3 of us had a tube to hit with. I had sort of 2 long tubes connected with eachother at the beginning. Someone else was holding what looked a whole set of tubes connected. And the other person just had 1 simple tube. We were on a sort of platform from which we could see a lot of stairs. The city looked old (roman or something). We were behind a wall by the way. Someone passed by and i raised to my feet and shouted 'hey you!'. He didn't respond..

Also dreamed about something with owning countries and something with caesar..

11-12 ---- 12-12
non-lucid
[my comments]

We were 'on vacation' with our class, in 1 huge house (....) [ bunch of stuff i can't remember] at a moment i walked downstairs and i heard my alarm going off with 'What i've done' by linkin park' [not my rl alarm] I went upstairs and set it off. We went to another house for a while, the showers were way better! When we came back to the 1st house i said 'yay.. our own showers again..'. A boy from my class wanted 2 take a shower, so i went to my own room. After 10 seconds i heard the shower stopped. So i went to the bathroom door and saw my class mate coming out of the shower soaked (with a hand towel on ofcourse). I asked him 'done already' he said 'no! ofcourse not!' He went downstairs and i saw a huge bald spot on the back of his head!

I woke up at 5:34. (had planned a WBTB after 6h of sleep). I wanted to get out of bed, but quickly thought 'no i should remember my dreams first' so i got back in bed.. Couldn't remember anything at all...
So i got out of bed and watched a few short films of lucipedia.
When i went to the bathroom, i suddenly remembered my dream! I went upstairs, documentated it.
Since i used the steps from lucipedia for this WBTB, i put on my computer and i watched some movies about my goal for my first lucid dream: Flying Neo style! . And ofcourse fly to the moon
After i had watched some i was quite awake. At 6:20 i went back 2 bed and thought a lot about my dreamsign (the bald spot).
When i watched my alarm again, it suddenly was 7:00!!! No idea what happened
I decided to get out at 7:30, i slept in.. but suddenly dreamed about a whole different dream!

Skyradio visited a woman [no idea why] I filmed all this. Suddenly the radio guy said 'it takes to long to answer since it can't go straight to them.'. We couldn't solve this so we just left. The woman said 'No problem, thanks for the locomotive for my husband! [did i give it to her?]

Dream 1-- Last Day of Ninjitsu

So I am in some random location, talking to my friend, who is a disembodied voice. He is telling me that I need to come to crew because we are going to be racing. I have this feeling like I've missed crew for a whole week and that I'm nervous going back because the coach will yell at me. I find myself walking to crew in an underground tunnel filled with rocks. It seems like a huge pipe with an opening a little bit in the distance that has bright rays of sunshine pouring through.

Suddenly, I am walking into the second floor of this building that looks like a dojo or gymnastics center. There are blue mats on the ground and trampolines in the dark background. It's day time, and a woman approaches me and tells me to sit down with the others. I sit down and see Z. Cobb and D. Gillette sitting down, who were on the crew team but not ninjitsu. They are all wearing their black gis and I realize that I don't have one on, but I hope that no one will notice. There isn't any talking, noise, or visuals for a while. Things begin to happen in a blur. There is a large square of wood planks on the ground that seem to indicate the outline of a fighting arena.

Two at a time, guys square off against each other, but they never fight. I suddenly realize I am going last and that I have time to go and get my gi. I build up the courage to leave because I was unsure what course of action I should take, and I finally head out. I see sensei on my way out who asks where am I going, and I don't say anything but go out the door, which has one of those push paddings that unlock the door.

I don't need to use an elevator, when I get on the other side of the door, the next thing I remember is being outside in the bright outdoors. I am on a sidewalk next to a busy street with cars parallel parked in front of me. As I start walking to my car, sensei appears and starts talking to me. He starts to explain how ridiculous it is that I don't have my gi and how I shouldn't have left class 10 minutes before the end of the last class to get it. I start to defend myself by saying I wanted to wear it because its important and he refutes that it doesn't matter whether you wear the gi or not. At this I get really angry, shout "THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING" and walk a little bit away from him and then walk back. I notice that he is just relaxedly leaning against the wall with a half-grin on his face and his arms crossed.

I lean against the wall next to him and calm down and say "I'm sorry, it's just that if the gi doesn't matter..." and he replies that in "10 minutes you will be named the number 1 ninja of the class and you forgot your gi, what does say that about you?" I think about it, and turn PassObs. The dreams ends

This dream seems like the most blatant symbolism from my mind that I've experienced in a while. Obviously, I have projected some of the problems with crew onto ninjitsu and have created a similar situation in my head that is destroying some of my motivation. I am noticing an increasing trend of anger appearing in my dreams, which means that it is no longer being stored up inside and repressed, but that I still have to find a way to express my anger in real life. The most interesting way my dreams work is that the message seems to come across on a particularly succinct verbal level that almost clearly gives away the meaning. When my sensei says I'm going to be #1 ninja of the class, that makes me really happy. That's my goal and my ambition. But there is also the qualifying statement that I am obviously not very dedicated and organized in my life surrounding the practice. Although I have the skills and talent to perform well in ninjitsu itself, I lack the life skills necessary to function appropriately outside of it. Also, if I were truly motivated I would be the most professional possible. I wouldn't need to think twice about having my gi because being#1 would be so important to me that I wouldn't even dream of not having it! I contend that this little bit demonstrates how although being #1 is my ultimate goal I don't want to express it to anyone and even work to self-sabotage because I feel that I am not good enough to achieve it. I mean I achieved it in my dream and in real life even, but my mind is really bashing me saying I don't deserve it because either I'm not trying hard enough in real life for me to consciously agree that I'm dedicated or that I have a secret desire to let someone else have it. Either way, I am opposing myself and that's a huge problem.

Dream 2-- Mall Hentai

So I am in a mall, walking around. I see this white door with a silver handle and I decide to open it. Somehow before I even open the door, I teleport to the other side (my dream robs me of the ability to RC damnit!) and I am in this bedroom. I am looking at a bed, a messy room, and a computer in the left corner of the room. On the bed is a girl sleeping under the covers and a guy who looks like he is also sleeping. I look at the floor, and I see every pair of shoes that I own along with some random clothes strewn about. As I look from shoe to shoe, the one with my attention seems to have a glow of white light surrounding it and the sound of a specific tune plays. Each pair has a different genre of music depending on the type of shoe. I look up at the computer, and suddenly I am totally engrossed looking at the screen.

Even though I am still standing where I am, I have the visual of the computer monitor, and what's on the computer is surprisingly the exact scene that I am looking at! It has the bed, clothes and shoes, and me in the room. I go to the settings and change the settings of the bed. There is one box called level and I type in "6" with the quotes, which makes the bed turn invisible, so the characters of floating. Somehow I had done this in a previous dream without knowing exactly what I did, apparently I used a computer program.

As I come back into my dream body, I see that the girl is still under the covers, while the guy is face down in mid air, humping the air butt naked. They are frozen in space, and I just observe for two seconds before they start to move again and the bed reappears. The guy turns around and jizzes everywhere, and the girl wakes up and goes "aww come on not again." Suddenly, I am horny and a character version of me jumps forward from the left side of my peripheral vision onto the bed. My cartoon self starts having sex with the girl while the girl starts sucking off the guy. I'm just this random unmoving camera that can see this cartoon sex taking place and it's super weird. I wake up (thank god)

Type: DILD.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Notes:
I hate it when I take too long to record dreams. And it just had to be this one.

This was a rather high-level lucid. I was in the back of a semi truck, which was actually lit pretty well, casting light onto the thinner metal walls. There were large, empty cardboard boxes with unidentifiable red and white labels around the inside walls of the truck, but then proceeded to start sliding around as the vehicle started and stopped. I could feel the gravity and shifts as the truck did this, which was almost every few moments.

I didn't know where I was.

In this period of time, I know I became lucid. I also know that I got out of the truck by creating a blast of bluish, electric energy. When I did this, I was able to hear the electrical sound of something shorting out, and a realistic zapping noise. I then walked out and ended up on the field of a university campus. The university building was around forty feet away from me, as an estimate. It was pretty small, with light brick and stone walls, but the area around the building was very big. It consisted mostly of trimmed grass and a running track that went around the perimeter of the campus. I knelt down and smelled the grass (while looking around me at the same time to not lose focus). The grass smelled rather sweet, almost too sweet. I touched it with my hands and it felt damp.

Next, I believe I looked up and the actor Edward Norton appeared behind me. But the strange thing was, I didn't summon him myself. However, I figured I wouldn't let it go to waste because he looked almost perfect and normal. I kissed him, and he kissed me back.

This dream consisted of more stuff, but unfortunately I took too long to record it.

Somehow, I was on the Enterprise (Original Series). They had given me a job working in the library, or a bookstore, or something that wasn't on the Enterprise in the series. Kirk and Spock were roommates (possibly more? They shared sleeping arrangements.), and Spock was avoiding their room. Not only was Kirk watching Lifetime Romances, he was broadcasting the sound all over the ship. Nearly had a mutiny on his hands!

The only place safe was the bookstore, and my quarters behind, so the two of us wound up watching the old Bill Bixby Incredible Hulk series. Spock seemed to approve of the storyline.

WTF?????

Type: Regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Notes:
My reason for the lack of lucids and quality dreams lately is probably exams.

In this dream, I was in my bedroom. My room is fairly square with beige walls, and located in the lower level of my house. Two adjacent walls each have a small rectangular window, probably only two or three feet across and a foot tall, trimmed with white. On the other wall, there is a closet that has been taken out to create more space in the room. The wall inside is painted a lighter, almost minty green. The lighting in the room is dimmed but not uncomfortably dark.

I was in the section where the closet was taken out; in the middle up against the wall, there was my dresser. It was polished wood, and had a tryptic-type mirror with three pieces, the middle one being the largest. I looked in the mirror for a brief second and then at the remnants of a flower, sitting on my dresser. In real life, I own my own white and pink orchid, which hasn't been doing too well as of late. In the dream, there was nothing left of it - literally - the stem and pot were nowhere to be found... Except for some darkly colored, pale and crisp petals that were sitting on the dresser. I picked them up and crunched them in my hand; I then picked up a black garbage bag that suddenly appeared beside me and put the petals in. There was nothing in the bag except for the petals.

The dream ended - my alarm clock woke me up for my Biology exam.

Type: Regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Notes:
This dream was much longer, but I rated it so low in vividness because I can't remember most of the parts!

It was night time, and there wasn't much illumination from lights around the neighborhood. I was on the roof of my house. Because it was rather dark, I couldn't discern if the house actually looked like my house in real life, or if the dream had made something up. The roof was made of shingles, but instead of being three-dimensional, the shingles were flat as if they were just drawn on paper. I was crouching down with my elbows on my knees and looking around at the other houses. I looked down at the streets below, and then I looked to the right and saw my yard. It was about ten feet down from the rooftop. I stood up and jumped down from the roof, making no noise as I landed in the tall, overgrown grass. I looked around once more, and saw yellow light coming from a single square window in the wall of my house.

The yard was empty except for a pile of large, irregularly-shaped rocks in the corner. It was also fenced off by boards of neat, dark wooden fencing that were at least seven feet high. It looked, overall, like a normal backyard. Above the fence, in the distance, I could see the moon, which looked very bright. It was also larger than how the moon looks in real life.

In front of the fence, there was a metal stool. I walked over to the stool and stood up on it, peering over the fence. Now, beyond the fence, there weren't as many houses or streets as before. There was only one road extending straight towards the horizon, which was lit by a dim white light. A few houses were scattered here and there. I jumped up onto the top of the fence and fell off the other side, landing in a sort of hoverbike. It was flat on top, but underneath, it was very neatly carved out of metal. A small dot of a green light was flashing, sending a laser of light out towards the darkness. I took hold of the two handles and twisted the right one; without making a noise, the bike began to pick up speed.

No other cars or people appeared as I traveled down the road, but there were telephone poles on the sides every few seconds of travel. Instead of connecting to the one beside it, the wires would connect to the pole across the road. I was traveling at the same height as the high telephone poles, so whenever I'd get within a few seconds of hitting one, my vision would change. I'd now be seeing black, and a flat, white irregular line, like a lightning bolt. I'd have to lower the position of my bike so I wouldn't hit the lightning bolt, because this represented the pole. After all, one knows that if they touch an electrical pole, they'd be electrocuted.

The first two times this happened, I lowered my bike enough. The third time, though, the lightning bolt lowered along with my bike, so I drove right into it. My vision turned black.

But, I wasn't "dead". The dream only skipped a bit, and I was now in a city, in a central area where all the fast food restaurants congregate. The roads looked decrepit, but still useable.

I walked toward a McDonalds, which was clearly open because all the lights were on, and because I could see people eating inside. I can't remember what happened next.

These DJs need a semi-lucid tag.

Zombies, Werewolves, Vampires and UFOs
Recall: 6/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Left Side (Right Brain)

My uncle shows up at two in the morning insisting that I do find him a belt for his car. I try to tell him nothing will be open at this hour, but he insists he needs it right now. The only place I can think of is a garage that is attached to a family run restaurant. There might be someone from the garage still there we could convince to find us a belt. Luckily for my uncle, some old woman says she'll buy us pizza, so we have a reason to go there.

My uncle Rick and I run down the highway, and we begin to pass zombies. Severely decayed zombies at first, with no legs. But the farther we go, the more zombies we encounter. There are also people fleeing in the opposite direction we're going. They zombies are trying to get us, but we're avoiding them so far. Up ahead I see a police car, and I think they'll be able to help us, but as we get closer I see they are zombies pretending to be police. Since we seem to be running right into the heart of the zombie infestation, we turn off the main road and head into the woods.

We come across a little house or cottage, when suddenly we're attacked by werewolves. Werewolves with swords!!! They are leaping all over the place, making it hard to keep track of them all. One of them grabs my uncle, and I run up and punch it in the head, then grab it's sword. The sword is almost axe like, with a thicker heavier part at the end of the blade which really chops well. I sever werewolf limbs and chop off their heads. We defeat the werewolves, and decide to get out of there.

Next we come upon our original destination, the restaurant that is more of a bar at this time of night. We enter the bar, and I don't recall much of what happened inside, but I discover it's a vampire bar and want out of there. I know they're not going to let me leave, but I make my way towards the exit anyways. As I leave, the vampires are offering me all kinds of cakes and deserts, trying to fatten me up. I eat some, then try to get out the door but they block my way. So I fight my way out, and the hordes of vampires don't stand a chance.

I'm feeling very powerful as I fight the vampires, I'm probably semi-lucid, and make it outside where I see all the human's coats piled on the ground. I dig through to find my leather jacket while all the vampires come out to surround me. I'm still feeling insanely powerful, and I rise off the ground and fly way from there about 12 feet off the ground.

I'm impressed my flight is stable this time, and figure I should gain some height and speed so the vampires don't jump up at me. But as I start rising, I see power lines directly above me, giving off the occasional blue spark. It's hard not to fly into them, as they run directly above my flight path.

I fly through a major underground bus terminal, and the vampires attempt to ambush me there one last time, but I evade them and make it out of there. Now I just have to worry about the UFOs...

There are UFOs in the sky, and they're after me too. There is no running from these craft, so I fly straight at them like a bullet and smash into them with my body, knocking them out of the sky


Pure awesome!!!!

So here I am in school. Just an average boring-ass day. So, I'm walking through the large crowds of the school to get to Algebra. I am in the cafeteria, and I am nearing the hallway that Mr. Eckart's room is in. I then see two girls I know named Sydney and Kim(Yes, they are real people in waking life). Suddenly, the two of them start making out!!! What the f**k? Okay, I gotta admit, it's pretty hot seeing two chick make out. But that was totally uncalled for. Oh well...oops. Looks like they're in deep s**t now. Two teachers saw them. The teachers come over.
"What was that?!" one asks. That was my question too.
"It was a lesbian kiss." Sydney replies nervously. It would be funny to stick around, but I was gonna be late to class. So, I continue down the hall. Here I was, room 116. I enter the room. It was different in here. Odd, because the rest of the school was in perfect order. First off, different rearrangement of desks. Secondly, Mr. Eckart's desk was where his projector table is usually at. Third thing, his projector table was gone. Fourth thing, we had no lights. Six thing, we had windows, and I can never recall his room having windows. Finally, thing number seven, I had different classmates. Most of which I know, but some were just made up DCs.

Well, I guess this was a HUGE dream sign. I do believe hearing the mentioning of Green Day(DS). So, time to do a well deserved MILD RC. I plug my nose, and I'm still able to breathe through it. I do that a few times because it seems too real to be a dream. Then, I look at my hands. On my left hand, I see that my ring finger and my pinky finger are attached to each other, making one big finger. Yes! Now lucidity was my b***h!!! Okay, so I had my task in mind. I didn't have time to go get Vegeta. He had two of the Dragon Balls. He said they were mine to keep though in my last LD. So, I figured while he had a safe hold on them, I could go find some more. I only had to find Five more. So, before I can even sit down for class, I speak out.
"Class is dismissed...forever!!!" Then the setting changes to my friend's house. What the hell? I summon a molotov cocktail. I throw it into a hallway and the house catches fire. Everyone starts screaming and leaving the house through the garage.

Instead of a yard or driveway, we find ourselves in a forest. Uh...okay. Everything was in its normal place, but it was all in a forest now. Man, this was one f**ked up setting dream. Anyway, I explained to everyone that we needed to find the Dragon Balls. So, I stood there, and they all went out in the forest to find some. I waited about five minutes. Soon, two people arrived with two Dragon Balls. Sweet! I had four of seven Dragon Balls now!

Suddenly, the girl I know. She explained something terrifying had found them, and chased them back here. I said we needed to return to the burning house and save it, then we could hide there. So, I take the Dragon Balls, and we sprint back. The house changed again. It was now my old house. We came down to the back patio. We stop. I ask what they saw. The girl says it was Grim. The Grim Reaper? No wait, she had the same face as Vegeta. Did Vegeta see Grim in my last LD? That's what had him in his place? Damn. Then, the girl pointed behind me. Grim's reflection was in the window.


I demand that everyone break the window. They do as told with pleasure. They throw rocks through the window. Then, he's in the screen door's windows. We quickly begin to smash his reflection away. Where the hell was Grim? Was he in my yard? Was he literally in the window? Did he show his face in person, and not in a window back in the forest? These were all questions that needed some f**king good answers. So, we enter the house now. We are at the kitchen door, and I tell everyone to stay back for a minute and act natural. I walk into the kitchen, only to find my mom packing away things. I knew I started the fire, but she didn't.
"Mom, what happened?" I ask. She waits a moment.
"The house caught fire," she says ", and the damage is so bad, we have to move." Like I care. Good thing I didn't tell I didn't care. I came back to get my classmates, but then I awoke.