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Burnout: Library Escape
I am at a library, looking at some books there. I notice that some of the stuff here is for sale, it seems it is a store of some kind merged with the library. I find a pink purse with some adorable kitties all over it, so I take a closer look at it, and I am thinking it could be the perfect gift to give Alicia for Christmas. It has so many pockets, just like she likes it best, so I am really considering picking it up. Then I see the price, it is $140, and there is no way I can afford that, but how can it be so expensive? It's just a purse, it doesn't look like a name brand, and the main point is I don't have that kind of money. I am disappointed, but I walk away from the purse and head towards the front of the library. I also see quite a few books, but it seems like the really cool looking ones, the ones that look like antique leather bound books, are all for sale instead of being available to be checked out. Well, that isn't really surprising considering the condition they would probably come back in if they came back at all. So I continue looking through the library / store, and I soon find an exit where I didn't realize there was one, one of the windows is actually a door that slides open when approached. I go out through that door, and then back in, noting that I don't have to pass by the security scanners to get between the library and the parking lot. So I want one of the antique books, one in specific, and the purse for Alicia, so I pick up both the book and the purse, and I try to carry it casually over to the hidden door and then out. I am sure someone is going to catch me, in a real situation I would be caught, but here I am able to walk away with the stuff. I reach my car, but the remote keyless entry isn’t unlocking the red neon… the car next to it keeps beeping and flashing the lights. This finally is strange enough that I do a RC and find out I'm dreaming.

So now I get into the red car that my keys fit, it's a red sporty car, I'm not sure what the make and model are, but it's a small and cool looking car. I get in and drive out of the parking lot, the car has a nice bit of pickup, especially considering the size of it, so I floor it and I am driving down the street at high speeds. Since this is a dream, my car can go through any other vehicle on the road… so I decide I want to drive as if I was in the video game Burnout! I floor the car down the street into some traffic, and my car does prove to be able to plow right through other cars, even cars that are much larger than my car is… and that is fun. I see some thick traffic, where most of the cars are stopped due to the congestion, and I decide it's time to get out there and "check traffic" which is where the player takes their car and crashes through every other vehicle on the road, knocking them out of the way. I do that now, and clear a path down the road with ease, then I find myself driving out onto a pier, so I stop and get out. Enough of the Burnout game for now, so I go to the end of the pier where I see several people there. I get closer, and I see there are quite a few men together, one of them has his hands tied behind his back, and they are holding him over a tank of boiling water. One of them, looks like a judge, says he has sentenced the criminal to death by boiling, he would now be drowned in boiling water. I ask what he did, the judge says the man insulted the judge, and that is punishable by death. That seems retarded to me, but I act crazy and say I have always wanted to do that. So the executioner laughs and says I can go ahead. I go over to the man who has been sentenced, I use a small knife in my hand to cut the ropes, then I push him into the water. He swims for shore. The judge is pissed, he comes over to me and is cursing fluently. I shove the judge's face into the boiling water briefly, then I pull his face out. His face is red, with some minor burns, but I tell him he should behave unless he wants a longer dip. This is where I start thinking I shouldn't be wasting time playing with these DCs, I have goals I need to accomplish! Except right as I think that, I wake up.

Breaking News
I am at Hogwarts, sitting down at the table in the great hall to breakfast, there is a wide variety of food, I choose waffles… some fresh fruit… I look around and see Draco is sitting beside me, he is looking at a newspaper in his hands, and he gives a bit of a laugh before pointing to the article he is reading. I look at the article, but I wouldn't need to read it to know what it's about, since everyone is talking about it. It is about a dramatic escape from Azkaban perpetrated by an unknown witch in a short blue skirt and using a wand that had a crescent moon symbol on it. The only prisoner to escape was Lucius Malfoy, who is currently at large, so if anyone has knowledge of his whereabouts, tell the ministry immediately. Also if anyone has any information on the unknown witch, tell the ministry. The main picture of the article depicts Sailor Moon on top of a tower of Azkaban casting the Moonlight Illumination spell and then she and Lucius take off from the tower on brooms that seem to appear from nowhere, and both of them disappear through a strange portal. There is a lot of speculation as to what a powerful patronus Sailor Moon must have conjured, as to where they had gone to when disappearing into the portal… and in the entire great hall, there are only three other people who know who was responsible for the prison break. Asuka seems uninterested in this, but I see MoSh look over at me, knowing it was me, Draco beside me whispers to me that I made the front page of the Daily Prophet… he asks how exactly I had been able to fight through all of those dementors, he would have said it was impossible for the most powerful witch or wizard… If I needed any proof that it was a major accomplishment, just read that article again.

Umbridge Putdown
I am in the halls at Hogwarts, I am not lucid, but somehow everything seems completely normal. I am by myself as I walk down the hall, it seems I am completely alone even though there are other students all around me. They are talking about random things, such as when papers are due, what teachers have pissed them off, and plans for the weekend. I am not even sure where I am supposed to go right now, I also don't know if I really want to be there at all. I feel like an outsider. I finally spot a familiar face, it is MoSh. He is in the hall talking to another familiar person, though the other person is familiar from annoyance and outright hate instead of friendship. It's Professor Umbridge, in all her repulsive and hideous glory. MoSh is currently giving Umbridge a piece of his mind. Umbridge looks pretty taken aback, as if she doesn't know quite how to respond. I get closer so I can now hear what is being said. MoSh says that just looking at her makes him want to vomit. I decide to put my two cents worth in... I say I am actually quite impressed with Imbridge's appearance today. Umbridge seems pleased that someone is supporting her until I continue, saying it takes a lot of hard work to be as ugly as Umbridge is... unless she's a natural, but no. No one could be that ugly naturally. Umbridge glares at me now. MoSh is now comparing Umbridge's aroma to that of the worst stink bomb ever, saying Umbridge is so much of a rotten bitch that Volemort wouldn't have her as one of his death eaters... or maybe that is also due to the smell. I say it's neither, in my honest opinion. Voldemort doesn't want any of his death eaters to out-ugly him... and Umbridge could easily do that. At this, Umbridge gives a gasp that MoSh and I both said the name 'Voldemort' without thinking anything of it at all. MoSh asks if that name alarms her... because she and old Voldy have more in common than most people probably know, considering both of them have a liking of torture... Umbridge says MoSh had better have proof of that before he throws wild accusations. He says he will have no problem getting proof. Umbridge looks a bit alarmed. Umbridge says he would need a witness, and no one would testify against her. I comment that it's interesting that Umbridge is talking about proving it instead of denying it. She says of course she never tortured anyone! Too late for that now, your first reaction is what counts. MoSh says the only witness needed is Umbridge herself. She says polyjuice potion doesn't work on her. MoSh says he wasn't talking about Polyjuice potion. I tell MoSh, "M O P this time." MoSh seems to think about it. I turn to Umbridge, "I remember what Q did to you, I now do the same, times two!" The words VENOMOUS BITCH appear on her forehead, flashing in many colors, it's really psychedelic. MoSh says I can use M O P this time. Yay! Should I do it now? Maybe not yet... let her show off her new enchanted tattoo to the entire school, of course that is unless she starts causing problems. The words on her forehead have changed to I AM THE SOURCE OF THE STINK in slightly smaller but still very legible writing. I feel like snickering. To make it even sweeter, I see some vapors coming from the words, the vapor smells like a dead skunk. Awesome! The new curse goes a step beyond the old one. Soon the smell fades and the words say INSERT BRAIN HERE with an arrow pointing to the center of Umbridge's forehead. She finally says she knew we had no proof to support our lies since they aren't true. She said we need to keep our venomous lies to ourselves. The writing on her face changed to UGLY TREE just before she turned and walked away, completely oblivious to the writing on her face.

"I Kissed the Teacher!" - Bart Simpson
I am in Hogwarts, but I am completely non-lucid to the point I don't even think about the fact I am Hogwarts at all, I think I am just at a normal school and I have to get to class. The castle hallways and such I guess don't give it away for me… I reach class, I am afraid I am late, but when I come into the classroom, the instructor isn't there yet, and I am relieved. I go over to sit with MoSh at one of the tables, then I spot an adorable kitty up on the instructor's desk. I am a bit stressed from hurrying to reach class and being afraid I would be late, so I go up to the front of the room and I scoop the kitty into my arms. The kitty gives off a surprised meow as I carry her back to my desk and proceed to hug her and pet her for a bit, she seems to like being scratched behind her ears, I am wondering when the instructor would be in. I plant a big kiss on the top of the kitty's head, then I notice she is wiggling to get free, so I release the kitty, figuring I have had enough of a kitty hug for right now. The cat walks to the front of the classroom again, smoothing her ruffled fur… and then she transforms into McGonagall. o.O Since I'm not lucid, I had no idea any of my teachers could turn into a cat… and now I find I want to slide under the desk and disappear into the floor. I find myself muttering a Bart Simpson quote from a Simpsons episode entitled "Bart Gets an F," with a couple of changes… "I'm on time! I made it on time! I... I... kissed the teacher! Yuck! Ptuu! Ick!" I am expecting to be laughed at, but it seems most people are more focused on the fact a cat just transformed into the teacher than on the fact I had just cuddled that cat. Still, I think I must be turning beet red when McGonagall looks over in my direction…

I Choose You, Bulbasaur!
I am in a classroom where my recall of this dream starts, though I am sure that is not actually where the dream started. It is just the earliest part I can remember. I am lucid, and I am at the desk up in the front of the room, I am the teacher of this class. There are students coming into the room, and I remember my goal for being here, it is to be teaching a Defense Against the Dark Arts class. I remember back to an earlier class where we went over fire and ice spells, so my thought is to go for some more elemental spells. I open up the book I passed out to the class, to see what comes after the fire and ice spells… but I don't even have a spell for using plant based spells, so I am not sure why that is next in my book. Right beside the plant based spells are water based spells, it appears the two of them can be used together to make the plants more powerful. The one after the water is electric, then there is a part about how the water and the electric can be used together. I figure if plant spells is next, I had better think of something. A few things come to mind, they are pokémon moves. Pokémon plant moves such as bullet seed, vine whip, razor leaf, etc. I'm not really sure how I can make that into a spell that could create the same effects as those pokémon moves. I decide to mess around with that as an archetype for a bit, I am focused on the pokémon Bulbasaur, I can clearly picture him doing a vine whip. The result of focusing on that is that some green leafy vines come from both of my hands and wrap around each other, quickly covering my desk with thick foliage. I clear the vines out from in front of myself so I can see the class, and they are all staring very intently at my desk covered in foliage. I figure since the archetype worked, I can go ahead and try to show them some plant based spells. So I do that, and it goes quite smoothly even though I have never used the spells before, so after that, we go out to the field where we have been practicing spells to use the plant spells. While we are doing that, Nomad shows up, and he wants to show everyone how to transform, which is something they seemed interested in that when they saw him change into a desk. I know the dream continues after this, but here is where my memory of it ends.

Master of Puppets
I am in a strange place I don't recognize at all, so I look around to see where I am. The place is really strange, it looks like something out of an abstract art piece, an surreal art work, everything is strangely distorted like maybe I am in a strange cartoon. I walk around for a bit to see if I can find any sign of where I am, and I finally find a person there. I look at him for a couple minutes, he looks like a normal person, but he is in a strange position… kind of hanging there, as if he is hanging from nothing… I finally do a reality check and I realize I am dreaming.

The man hanging strangely in front of me is Malkus, though I am wondering what is wrong with him. I speak his name, I reach out towards him, and then his head jerks upward suddenly, he has a really strange look on his face. He is also moving really strangely, kind of like a robot or something like that… there is also a strange aura around him, an aura that seems to glow with a dark red glow that is almost purple or black, and it looks like a flame, like he's on fire with it. He throws some of the strange flame aura at me, I easily dodge it, but I want to see what is going on and I have the idea there is a lot going on here I can't see. I make up a corny rhyme to serve as a spell to see what is hidden, "What is hidden will now be found, dispel illusions all around." The change that happens around me is dramatic, the entire setting has changed.

While the place had been surreal, it had still been fairly bright and sunny. Now it changes into a dark version of that, looking much more desolate than before, and what I notice first is that there are actually strings going from Malkus up to some giant hand that is hovering over him, pulling the strings like some twisted puppet master. I am not sure what the thing is, but I know what I have to do, so I form Witchblade into a sword and jump into the air, it's actually more flying than jumping, and I cut through the strings that are connecting Malkus to the puppet master overhead. Malkus immediately falls to the ground, since there are now no strings holding him up, though the flaming aura remains around him. The strings are trying to mend themselves, but I'm not going to allow enough time for that, I get quickly to the top of a ridge and look up from there to see a huge person standing up there, holding the broken strings and trying to manipulate them into reforming. As he sees me, the strings are redirected over at me, moving to wrap around me, maybe he thinks he can control me, but I cut them with Witchblade before he can even try. I use the song Master of Puppets to telepathically take control of his mind, and send his own strings to tie himself up, which is clearly pissing him off, it seems he likes to control others but gets mad when someone does it to him. He is cursing at me a lot, saying he is immortal, I tell him I really don't care if he is immortal, he is leaving here and not coming back. I make that a telepathic order, then I open a portal and throw him through into a void between worlds. He'll eventually find his way back, but hopefully it will be a while. The scene around me instantly changes, and now I find I am in Masyaf again, Malkus is there, as are a bunch or Reptizars and a bunch of Assassins. Nomad is there, he says they are at peace now and having a feast to celebrate, come join the party. Instead of that, I wake up.

Venomous Poison
I am in the Slytherin dorm, I have just sat up, getting out of bed. Andie, Shanara, and Marie are all there, they seem a bit concerned as to if I am ok or not, I say I am fine, I don't understand what they think might be wrong with me. Andie says that must have been some nasty curse that had been placed on me, to have me acting so irrationally yesterday afternoon… I think for a minute, then it comes back to me, I had gone running out between MoSh and Draco, trying to break up what I thought was an actual fight, only to find out MoSh had simply challenged Draco to a duel, Draco had accepted the challenge, and they had been in the middle of that duel when I came charging in out of nowhere to break it up. There had been no need to interfere at all, but that's with hindsight being 20/20. Now I walk over to the window and look out, it is on ground level so I can't see very far, and I know the common room itself is actually underground. I tell them that I acted really stupidly, so hopefully I could just forget it as soon as possible. Andie says it wasn't my fault since I had been cursed or poisoned, so I wasn't thinking straight at the time. She said anyone should be able to understand that, especially MoSh, who had himself been cursed or poisoned a couple of times. Shanara says she thought they had caught the person responsible for the poisonings… she thought they had found Lucius Malfoy had been doing it… Marie says Lucius was probably trying to eliminate the competition so his own son would have an easier time winning the tournament… Shanara continues to ask the question if Lucius wasn't really the one responsible, or is there someone else poisoning students?

I go downstairs into the main common room, where everyone is around talking and making their final preparations to get their day going, some people are just talking, others are scribbling the last minute homework on pieces of parchment, Crabb and Goyle are copying off of one piece of parchment to their own papers… I glance as I go by and see the one they're copying off of is Draco's paper… and even though they are copying, I wonder if their paper will even be legible enough to get a decent grade… I am getting ready to leave the room and head down to breakfast when I hear Draco saying he is going to find out who cursed me, I am wondering why it even matters to him at all. A couple of Slytherin boys start pointing and making fun of Draco, saying his girlfriend has brainwashed him into being a wimp and a loser… Draco tells them that with him on his worst day and them at their best, he could still take both of them on at the same time and make them sorry. He asks if they are ready to back up their words with actions. Neither of them speaks, Draco says that's what he thought, then he says maybe my friend MoSh should put as much effort into discovering who cursed me as he had been in getting his father kicked out… he still seemed annoyed about that, but didn’t stay on the subject any longer than to suggest MoSh find out who else is poisoning and cursing students at Hogwarts. I figure I could try to explain to Draco that I hadn't been cursed or poisoned, I had been non-lucid, but trying to explain that would probably just end up with me getting an extended stay at St. Mungo's. So I follow him as he leaves the dorms, we are all heading to the great hall for breakfast.

Assassin's Creed: Reptizar Invasion II
I am back in Masyaf, though I don't immediately realize where I am, it takes me a short time to become lucid and remember what is going on. I am in Masyaf, there are mostly Assassins around me, the civilians of the city have all taken cover, and there is a group of Assassins with me who are preparing a defense. Nomad is there, he is looking around, then he transforms into his Nomad form… he looks around a bit more before transforming into a peasant… then he transforms into a Assassin. A couple of the Assassins are looking at him strangely, but most of them are too distracted to notice one among them changing forms quickly. They say the enemy is upon us, and as if that is their cue, the gate rattles with a massive impact, it is hit a few more times, then it collapses. Reptizars come in, huge numbers of them, and they literally tear the first couple Assassins they get to limb from limb and throw the mutilated corpses at the others. The other Assassins attack the Reptizars, but there are so many of them… even while we are engaging some of them in battle, others are breaking into the homes and buildings and dragging out civilians… a Reptizar disembowels a civilian woman and throws her at the feet of one of the Assassins, she is still alive and reaching weakly towards the Assassin for help, but all he can do is put her out of her suffering. This seems to piss him off a lot, and he runs his sword through the laughing Reptizar, practically cutting the Reptizar in half.

There are just too many Reptizars… and soon there are many Reptizars that have civilian hostages, they are threatening to kill the hostages slowly and painfully unless the Assassins surrender. One of the Reptizars says these people will make a worthy sacrafice. A voice from nowhere says, "You will be the ones sacraficed," and then I barely see a shadow behind one of the Reptizars before he falls over dead. The others are all too surprised to react, then a couple of the ones with hostages drop dead as well. The Reptizars seem to think there is some kind of ghost attacking them, and are rather freaking out, threatening the hostages, but not actually being able to do anything to them because those holding hostages keep dropping dead. I am trying to see who is attacking the Reptizars, but not having much luck, and before I know it the Reptizars are the ones surrendering. The person who has been killing the Reptizars from being invisible turns out to be some kind of astral Malkus, he is basically an astral ghost, but he is still able to affect the physical plane. With him helping, the Reptizars are quickly chained and incapacitated as prisoners.

I think this problem is over now, but that is before the civilians come from the houses and buildings, they all come out and start stabbing Reptizars all over their bodies and laughing as the injured Reptizar bleeds out on the ground One of the Reptizars says they will not come back, just as long as they can leave in peace now, these people seem to be having too much fun killing them. While the Assassins aren't participating, they also aren't doing anything to stop it. I step forward and tell them to stop doing that, they are not acting any better than their enemies had been, and Malkus says yes, they need to stop. I am glad someone around here is willing to see reason, but then he says don't stab them, do to the Reptizars what the Reptizars had intended to do to the people… bring wood and kindling, build a fire around the prisoners, and let them be roasted alive in the heat of the flames. Everyone seems to love that idea, and they start gathering the materials, this is definitely not right… something must be wrong with Malkus, and with everyone else here… I am sure Malkus needs healing, I am going to do that, Nomad says he will take care of things here. I am going to help Malkus, but the dream fades.

Plans: My plans for today involved visiting Hogwarts again... one Hogwarts with Nomad, a different one with MoSh... but no specific plans, except Nomad wants to take the Hogwarts Express to the pyramids then to the moon. Nomad wants to show the class I have been teaching how to transform. I had lots of dreams in the night, but to keep it from taking me a week to journal and then I end up with a novel for anyone who wants to read my DJ to get through, here are some of the more vivid parts, covering the important points.

Assassin's Creed: Reptizar Invasion
I am in a place that looks familiar to me, but I haven't been there for such a long time that I don't immediately recognize it. After I see a few people dressed in Assassin robes, like those from Assassin's Creed, I realize where I am, I am in Masyaf, the city where the Assassin fortress is. The civilian people are going on about their business, not paying any attention to me at all, I am not even sure why I am there. I go to the Assassin fortress to see if I can find out anything, and I find out that there is an attack force approaching from two different directions, attempting to overpower the city's defenses. The enemy forces are strong, there is no way they can send forces out to prevent them from reaching the city, so they are preparing to make a stand right there at Masyaf. I decide that's not necessary, so I summon Stardust, my winged unicorn which is a white horse with flaming mane and tail, with beautiful white wings… a lot of the people are staring at Stardust, but I pay them no attention as I mount up and head out the main gate of Masyaf. I am heading towards the first of the two approaching armies, I form Witchblade into armor and a sword, charging right into the approaching enemy forces. This seems to take many of them by surprise, their hesitation allows me to cut quite a few of them down as I pass through their ranks for the first time.

Nomad shows up from somewhere, I don't see where, and says he has been journaling a dream while still dreaming, well that isn't helpful, is it? So now he attacks the Reptizars with me, he has someone with him, I don't see who it is, but the two of them transform into dragons and split off to surround the enemies waiting to ambush us from a location hidden in the trees. We circle around Masyaf to intercept the other approaching force, there is a lot of lightning off to the sides of where I am fighting, no doubt Nomad's doing. Stardust is eager to incinerate any Reptizars in the way, I am able to cut down the ones that are left by Stardust. There is a large force of Reptizars almost to the walls of Masyaf, so I use Crush 'Em by Megadeth to alter gravity and pull them all into one spot, and then, well, crush them. Finally the remaining Reptizars turn to a retreat, heading away from Masyaf with their oversized reptilian tails squarely between their legs. Excellent. I am heading into the city of Masyaf with Nomad when this part of the dream fades…

My dream started in highschool. I was sitting at a desk along with a bunch of other students and the teacher was rambling on about something. Near instantly I realise that I am in a dream since I have been out of school for years. I stood up and said, "I'm leaving. I don't go to school anymore specially not in my dreams." The teacher looked at me and said something like, "The only place you are going is the principles office."

I walked over to her and punched her in the face sending her flying through the wall and out of the dream. One of the students started running at me with my back turned so I disentegrated him and the other students as well then busted through the roof flying into the sky.

Remembering the tasks I wanted to do I hit my reset button and found myself in the classroom with the teach and students again. This time I summoned snow balls which floated in the air around me then killed everyone by launching snowballs at them at super high speeds.

I flew through the roof again but this time it was snowing outside and I found myself in a very cartoony world. This must be who-ville I thought. I flew around sucking presents up through chimneys with my mind and making them float behind me as I went around taking all the presents.

Looking around I found a mountain so I landed there and got in some target practice by launching presents into the air and blasting them away with energy attacks. When I finished I flew up into the sky and destroyed the earth with an energy nuke.

I summoned a space ship and had it take me to mars but it seemed to be taking forever so I ended up just teleporting there. I destroyed mars with another energy nuke then looked around for an asteroid field. After not seeing one nearby I just teleported there.

There were a bunch of huge rocks all around but one extremely large one around the center of the field. I flew near to it and noticed a bunch of gargoyle-looking aliens swarming around it.

I reached into their minds and digged around a bit before finding the plans for a device meant to create black holes. I summoned a computer and transfered all the data from their minds writing it onto a flash drive then pocketed the drive and wiped out the whole asteroid field with a black hole I created on my own.

With my tasks completed I jumped into the black hole and found myself in a dark void. Then I woke myself up so that I could log the dream.

I dont quite remember the context, but I got lucid for sure. RC and everything. Also had a cool Super smash and harry potter dream

I remember someone and his girlfriend was trying to kill me and some other people, I vaguely recall my physics teacher.
It was happening in my hometown and in a city? A house on the corner where my friend use to live was now a store, where I remember a coca-cola machine. As I walked out of the store, the girlfriend jumped out of the woods with a weird contraption, I tried pulling myself up a hill into the woods(I remember very consciously grabbing the tree.)

Then I remember being in a van in the city with unidentifiable persons, this might have been the same dream...

NOTES

I stand atop the Great Pyramid. I summon dozens of dream bubbles. I shoot tentacles into their dreams. I shout COME TO THE PYRAMIDS. Many dreamers appear. Some are in the Shared Dreaming Class. Many are not. They look disoriented. I feel like an idiot.

Sorry, go back to your regular dreams.

Everyone does except AndresLD.

"Dude, I have to write this in my DJ! Hold on... pen..."

He hands me a notebook with a big blue DJ on the front and looks in his pockets.

I shove my face through the book and shout, "YOU ARE DREAMING!"

Andres looks at me with the book stretched over my face. Oh! he says, and wakes up.

***

sigh

[I]So, I had this experience. I was half awake when I heard the second NOMAD![/I]


I am asleep. I hear Gypsy yelling at me from the astral plane. It sounds like she wants me to wake up. NOMAD!

I am confused.

NOMAD! she shouts again.

I wake up. I realize it's a dream. I go back to sleep.

***

I wake up, and I have an email from Gypsy telling me to call her.

****

[I]Then, I read this email from Realshift.[/I]

Shared dreaming
Hello
I know this is weird and all, but I've read many of your dreams and decided if there was anyone trying to contact while LD'ing, it would be you.
Anyway, I had a LD last night (16. Dec) where I tried to contact you. As an experiment.
I could go into detail, but I'll keep you from having to read it all (wasn't really that interesting anyway).
The thing is, I called and you answered but I was wondering if it all was manifested by me or if there actually was a connection.

Thanks
RealShift

***

[I]I asked him to post the dream.[/I]

[B][COLOR="#8b0000"]Realshift's Dream[/COLOR][/B]



I get my gun out from the ships guns locker.
As I fiddle around with it, it dissembles itself and falls to the floor.
I try to put it back together, but the more I try, the more it falls apart.
I become lucid and I remember another of the many thing I have to try and do while being lucid. Contacting another dreamer/sharing a dream.

I call out to a person of whom I have in the past already chosen as the recipient (due to his experience and openness).
I call out a second time, but this time as loud,strict and determined as I can.
It could of been a number of reasons why my dream was now hazy. Maybe because of the amount of energy I put in my voice. Or because the dream was becoming unstable.

I hear some sort of loud response, as if an annoyed person shouted "What?!" to me.
A moment later a kind of silhouette appeared in front of me. If it was in fact the person I had been trying to contact, or a manifestation of my mind, I don't know.

I proceeded to ask questions like "who are you", "what are you" and for some reason "what is going to happen".
He answered the last question with calm words. Unfortunately, I don't remember what these words were. Even though I specifically told myself to remember.
As he answered me I felt a cold breeze , his face revealed itself in a flash and I wake up

I meet MoSh in his house. We are playing a video game. Asuka brings us cookies. I knock them over. MoSh: what the hell?

Me: She's an android!

MoSh: We are all android.

Everything is an android. Everything is silver machines. I scream in terror and wake up. I am in the Biodome. I rip wires off my head. I was hooked up to a strange "Dream Machine" created by Nomand Ink. Okay...

I see Raven, MoSh, and a spectral Asuka watching.

Raven: So what happened?

Me: I went into this dream machine's Inner World or something.

The machine transforms into a silver android.

"I am here to be sentient. Please show me sentience."

I give the android a lucidity cookie i had in my pocket from a past dream. I give it to the android. It eats it. Light shoots out of its eyes, and it screams as crumbs fall from it's mouth. Flesh and clothes form over it. It's a female ninja. She says her name is Darkblade. She is a version of Asuka from the past, and was able to manifest here by receiving her energy from the past through the cookie. She says she created a special forging technique to make matte black blades, so no light would be reflected from them.

Then, she says, "But now is not the time for stealth."

Darkblade summons a black horse. She gets on its back, and becomes a samurai.

MoSh looks at her suspiciously.

Raven says if she had ill will, the Biodome would have kicked her out. MoSh points his pinky at her.

Suddenly the energy flickers, and I see the true energy of all things, pure colors of moving masses. "Scan her. Scan her!" MoSh insists.

I scan her with my optical implant. I see there is a strange parasite thing operating the machine from inside. I reach in and yank it out.

The Biodome zaps it with a laser and destroys it in my hand.

"Thank you," Shadowblade says. "Now follow me."

"I don't trust you," says MoSh. "You just had a parasite."

"We all get parasites. C'mon."

MoSh looks at me. "I don't trust you either," I say. "You just appeared here out of the past or something, some machine I don't remember making on my asteroid, and now you are this cyborg android harpy ghost thing from a past life?"

The thing starts to morph into some strange demon beast.

I open a portal behind it, and tackle it into the portal.

"DAMMIT! THIS THING IS SOME WEIRD MIMIC! IT'S A DISTRACTION. I WILL KILL IT. YOU TWO FIND ASUKA. I WILL SEND SKYFIRE AND CLAYMORE WITH YOU!"

"Who's Claymore?"

"A sentient sword I've been working on! Just let him do his thing!"

***

Throughout this next dream sequence, I can see MoSh and Raven battling in a think bubble.

I tumble into the portal with the strange thing. It morphs into an android octopus. I morph into an electric shark. I bite it and shock it.

I turns into a swarm of baby jellyfish. I turn into a whale and eat it.

I teleports out of me, and changes into an orca, and bites me. I turn into a whaling boat, and harpoon it.

It turns into cancer and infects me.

I eat a giant marijuana plant, and it comes out of my pores. It's a ball of dark energy. Selene appears out of a portal. She has a bunch of baddies in a net. She shoots a moon net around this one, and adds it to her collection. She swings them all around, and tosses them into a portal. She flies to me.

We are on the Moon.

Selene talks to me.

We sit on a mountain, and watch a meteor shower together.

Oh my god! They need us!

MoSh and Raven come out of a portal with Asuka. "Thanks for sending your dopplegangers to fight with us," Raven says. She is covered in ectoplasm, wearing a blanket. She looks sick. Raven burns off the ectoplasm with violet flame. We take Asuka to the Healing Glen of the Frost Giant.

We play music. It rains. The rain is gentle and warm. Everything becomes clean. Plants grow over Asuka like clothes, and the blanket disappears. Tigress appears playing a small stringed instrument like a lute.

The plants form an armor over Asuka. They flower, and each flower drops a seed. The Frost Giant gives us large seeds, a little bigger than walnuts. We open them, and inside is a ring that is a live plant. There is a tiny jewel in the center of a white flower that looks like a pearl. The Frost Giant tells us that these rings will tell us if Asuka is in danger and where to find her.

He says Asuka needs to sleep for awhile. He picks her up and carries her like a baby. He takes her to his cave and we follow him. He talks with MoSh in the back of the cave.

Raven is talking with Joseph and the mouth of the cave.

I interrupt, and ask him if he can be Asuka's guardian. He says he is a dreamer from a parallel universe just like us, so he can't be her guardian when he is awake. Plus, he really has to work on her skills.

I run back to the Frost Giant and grab the fur on his chest, and shout in his face.

"Why-" Asuka stirs.

"Why does Asuka keep getting attacked? Why does she keep getting kidnapped?"

"She has what They want."

"What do you mean?"

"She is a jewel."

"Why can't we prevent this?"

"She has to learn to fight. She has to become stronger. The best thing you can do for her is to give her empowerments, and train her to fight. Raven can give her armor and weapons. You can make her armor. MoSh will find a special crystal for her for communication and increasing vibrational frequency. Tigress will teach her hand-to-hand combat, and weapons fighting. Pablo will teach her love attacks and defense. For now, every time you think of her, visualize a sparking white ball encased in a hard blue energy aura going to Asuka's heart charka with the intent of good will and empowerment. She has given you lots of lucidity cookies. Now, it's time to give her empowerments."

These are fragments from dreams that I had well over a year ago.

Dream #1: My Grandmother had died not long before this dream. This is one of the dreams I had

We are in a mall like store. It is around Christmas time. There are bows and decorations everywhere. There are shoppers. I am alone. I then see my grandmother, but she is young. She is wearing a dark maroon velvet dress and beautiful earrings. Her hair is up in an updo and she is wearing heels. She looks so beautiful- she must be in her thirties. She doesn't talk, just smirks and I am chasing her. I don't know what to call her, because she is obviously too young to be a grandmother. She is running around the various display cases and I am chasing after her. Other shoppers start to run after us too. I follow her around until we reach a door in the rear of the store. She opens it and runs down a flight of stairs. I run after her, a younger man behind me. She stops at the bottom, where there is a door. She bars it with her body and I know I can't go in. I turn to look at the boy behind me, and he tells me "We can't follow her there". My grandmother opens the door and its very light on the other side. She disappears into the light.

Dream #2: Same time frame

I am at my grandparents ranch. It is foggy and the trees across the street at large and full grown. It is chilly, misty. I am looking for my grandfather. I see someone rocking in a swing out front. I am alarmed. I walk over to the figure, who is white. It is my grandmother, but she is rotting and dead. I want to scream in my dream, but I can't. I just stare at her, with her eyes and nose both vacant and her flesh loosely hanging on bones.

Dream #3: This may include fragments from many dreams, but they are all interconnected

I am at my grandparents' ranch. I am usually trying to get out a horse or I am visiting my grandfather. It is usually dusk, or getting dark. Each of these times, my grandmother appears. She appears as she was when I remember her being healthy and happy. Not when she was dying from the cancer. I remember I would ask her what she was doing here. I ask her how she can be here if she's dead. She just smiles at me and doesn't answer. I try to tell other people that she's back but they give me strange looks.

Dream #4: I had this dream well over 2 years ago

I am playing in my other grandparents' backyard in Modesto. It is the Oakbrook house. Its backyard lines up to the river bottom. The lawn swoops downward from the house. I remember I am running up and down the backyard. I feel something strange in my ear. I pull it- a blue chord appears. When I tuck it, I can feel it pulling out of my ear. Like its part of my ear drum. I immediately try to stuff it back in, but it is loose and spills out. I am alarmed. I remember it is sunny, warm, and there is a lemon tree in the backyard.

Dream #5: I had this dream well over 2 years ago

I remember sitting in the bathroom, looking at myself in the mirror. When I open my mouth, I see my teeth are loose. I pull on them and my entire top row of teeth and gums comes loose. It is dark and decayed. It falls from the roof of my mouth in layers, like a layered biscuit. I am horrified and try to push it back up.

Dream #6: This dream was well over 2 years ago

I am at my grandparents' ranch. I can't remember what i'm doing, but I hear an explosion and I see the sky light up in bright oranges and dark plumes of smoke. The shockwave of the nuclear blast reaches me and I am consumed. I then wake up, and I am still alive. My vision is blurry, there is soot and dirt falling everywhere, and I feel my way around. I find it strange that I survived a nuclear explosion. Everything around me is on fire and dead or dying.

Type: Regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

This was a false awakening. I woke up in my bed, not lifting my head up more than a few inches. It was dark in the bedroom, and I couldn't see anything but the faint outlines of my wooden dresser and night table. There was a slight light bluish wash over the room that came from a small rectangular window above my bed, but this didn't make the location any lighter.

I looked at my alarm clock, rather groggily. The glowing red numbers read 7:40, which was much later than I normally wake up.

"Crap... I'm late for school... Why didn't my alarm clock go off...?"

I just shrugged it off and put my head down into the pillow again, closing my eyes.

Within moments I woke up for real, and this time the clock read 6:15.