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February 5, 2011
Lucid Dream 176: The Freaks Come out at Night
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 1
around 6:00am
DILD

Category - WTF


I find myself in a high school classroom. I'm talking to one of my friends and a new student. The new student is Kurt from the show "Glee." The bell rings as Kurt was saying he was going to try and start a Glee club. I told him that he could count me in, and I asked him where we should practice. He said, "Don't you have football practice?" I thought, "Oh shit, I'm going to be late." I started walking through the school (which was much like my old high school, but 10x's larger). I walked through the weight room and there are absolute giants working out. Actor Terry Crews is doing running exercises with giant round weights attached to his ankles. I recognize a few people, but they are several times larger than their waking life counterparts. Several of these people are at least 10 feet tall. I felt like a midget walking through the weight room (gym). I remember justifying this situation thinking, "This is the biggest weight room in the state." I got down to the locker room and was putting on my shoulder pads, when my friend Mike walked up and said, "The championship is next week." I then responded, "Yeah, too bad we have already graduated and don't really have practice." I instantly became lucid after saying this.

I was a little bummed about it at first. I really miss playing football. I then shook it off and proceeded with the LD. I began flying through the school. As I passed doors in the hall, I glanced in to see what was going on. There were several normal classrooms and several oddities as well. I'm pretty sure there was a live donkey show about to go down in one of the rooms, but I decided against the disturbing nature of the situation and kept flying. I passed a room where cheerleaders were stretching. I stopped and enter the room. There was a very hot brunette laying on her back. It was Santana (Naya Rivera) from Glee. I knelt down and began performing oral on her. I could hear a teacher (cheerleading coach?) saying, "What do you think you are doing!?!" I just kept going for a while, until the dream began to get fuzzy. I backed off and performed some stabilization. The environment stabilized, but I was now in a different area of the school. I noticed I was in the front lobby. I noticed (out of the corner of my eye) a few odd looking characters following me as I exited to the front lawn. It was dark outside. I saw the flagpole and decided to climb it. As I climbed the pole, I saw there was a large group of people gathering around me. One was Wayne (a big dude who directed the little league sports programs among other things), the others were random people, and several freaks from the movie, Freaks (1932). Wayne attempted to push me off the pole, but only spun me around it as I ascended out of his reach. As soon as I reached the top of the pole, I heard something breathing behind me. I turned my head and saw a guy that was the same height as the flagpole. It was the giant, Mathew McGrory. He scared me a bit. I then leapt of the pole and landed away from the large crowd (which was started to annoy me). A couple of the freaks ran up to me and invited me to eat at McDonalds with them. I agreed and told them to meet me there (so they would leave me alone). The giant said, "You will be one of us." They all sang, "One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble..." as they head toward McDonalds. I then took flight to get the hell away from everyone around me.

The sky turned into an internet page. As I flew into the page. I was now inside the internet. I flew through internet page after internet page, most of which appeared to be google search pages (or other search engine results pages). I flew through dark-outer space like areas with flying envelopes (which I assumed to be e-mails or instant messages). Every now and then I flew through some viral infected pages. I could see areas of the page covered in a glowing red/orange web. There were small guys with spears and winged hats that were attacking the virus, which fought back swallowing some of them up. I woke up while I was still exploring the internet.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!

I'm on a train or bus, walking through, trying to find a seat.
I find two free ones to my right, in front of me. I sit down and shuffle over to the window seat. I realise my legs are too long and my knees are pushing against the seat in front. They hurt slightly. I have to open my legs to fit them in.

My boyfriend is sitting on the window seat across the aisle and there's someone sitting next to him, between us. We wave at each other and he jumps over the seat in front and sits next to me.

Last night I dreamt that I got pregnant via magic. I remember sobbing, saying it wasn't possible. That's about all I remember.

My boyfriend and I are leaving a club. I wait outside the door while he gets the car. A medium sized man, slightly chubby and a bit chavvy with a plain white t-shirt and shaved head, approaches me qwith his friends and whispers in my ear in a different language. Sounds like Russian or Czech.
I tell him I don't understand and his grabs me in a sexual manner and says 'sex'. My boyfriend hurries back and sees this man with his hands on me. My bf is considerably smaller than him, but he jumps and karate chops the man in the neck. He jumps again and with a stiff, open palm, jams his fingers into the bridge of the man's nose. The man falls backwards and is stunned, allowing us to escape.

We are wlaking down the street (not sure what happened to the car). He says that everyone is staring at us. I hadn't noticed before, but now I can see that everyone walking past us is very focused on us. I turn to my boyfriend but he has turned into my ex, who is dressed in womens clothes, with outrageous make up.
He asks if I mind if he changes into comfortable shoes (I assume he's wearing large heels, but I don't check).

Suddently, we're in some kind of public transport. I know it's a bus, but it looks like the back seat of a taxi. Every seat looks exactly like the back of a taxi and the bus is a cylinder, constantly rotating as it makes it way down the street.
It is a small space and we're sitting with people we don't know.
We realise we're quite drunk at this point and the spinning 'bus' is only making it worse. The ex has changed into jeans, removed his top and attempted to take his make up off but smudged it across his face instead.
I think to myself what he is doing here in London as he lives in Australia and how he got his car here (I am now under the impression that the car I never got into at the start is in fact, my ex's car).

I am now on a train headed somwhere I don't know. But it is clear that this is a medium-long journey. Definitely to a different town/city. I am with my brother and I am still drunk. It is early in the morning.
My brother and I are having a conversation and everyone on the train is listening and staring and us. He says he has the early shift at McDonalds in a few hours and I make a big deal of asking why he came out and started drinking if he has to wkrm so early. I am slightly enjoying the attention of the carriage of strangers and play it up for them.
He says he had to switch shifts with our cousin because of her 'V'.
I quesiton him as to what that means and he just stares at me wide-eyed. I realise he doesn't want people listening. I look up to everyone and say, 'maybe we'll continue this in private'.
Everyone turns around and ignores us and we whisper to each other. I ask if he means our cousin lost her virginity (which I previously assuemd she already had) and he nods.

I am now at a large train station waiting for my train to Winchester (where my boyfriend lives). I can see him and a girl sitting at the bottom of the staircase (I am standing at the top - it is a very large staircase, leading into the station). I assume the girl is his best friend. They are both overlooking the incoming trains.
I see the train to Winchester pull up beyond the bottom of the stairs.
I decide I can't make it in time as the train is scheduled to leave in two minutes so I walk to the bottom of the stairs and sit down. The next train will come four minutes after, so I decide to wait.

I notice that the train doors don't close, so I decide I can make it afterall. I run over to the door, but as I get there, they close. I press the button to make them open but the train pulls away with everyone inside staring at me.

I am outside of a building that looks like a college or something. It is winter and there are many young people about with backpacks and books. There is a circular fountain between two buildings that seems to be the center of the campus where many people meet and hang out. I am not there to attend classes and came to see a special store that is in one of the buildings. I can hear many of the people talking around me and they are all speaking french, so I think I am somewhere in Quebec. I talk with some people and find that I am able to speak fluent french, even though I cannot do so in waking life.

I go inside the largest building and find a vaulted lobby that leads down the hall to a store selling Montreal Canadiens merchandise. In my dream this store is the only place in Canada to get authetic Habs memorabilia. There is a large glass case displaying rare items and many hockey cards. On either side of the case are two semi-circle staircases which lead up to a sort of indoor amphitheater. There are store entrances on both levels and I go in the one on the ground floor after seeing that the current best selling hockey card is going to be replaced with an newer one. The card has a smiling Brian Gionta (current captain of the Habs) on it, leaning on his hockey stick, but the name on the card says "Caberlay" or "Camerlay" or something like that and the number on the guys shirt is "8." I think this is odd because I am a big Habs fan and there are no players on the current roster wearing the number 8.

They are selling old copies of the old card and I buy one. When I take it out of its sheath the vendor notices that it is damaged and offers to allow me to exchange it. I say no because I think it gives the card character. The vendor tells me that if I hang around for a little while, the new card is going to be revealed in the amphitheater in a few hours by the Canadiens team and they will be giving away free ones to anyone who shows up.

Later I find my way to the amphitheater and find it crowded with people vying for spots near the front. I find a spot in the back corner of the room and hunker down, just glad that I found a place to sit. There is no one around me and I assume that it is because it is the very back row and no one else wants to sit there. The room is very full by the time the unveiling ceremony starts and many people are still cramming near the front for a good view. When the Montreal Canadiens team comes in the room they have to sit at the back because there are no other spots.

Some hockey players from some other teams arrive to watch, and also have to sit or stand on the sidelines because of lack of space. In the end I have Scott Gomez sitting on my right and Jerome Iginla standing to my left. I am really exciting but I try not to show it and keep my facade stoic.
The dream ends when Gomez gives me one of the new cards and Iginla gives me an autographed card of his.

Well, I had one of my first dreams in about a month this morning. I had woke up to go get my cat, but she hopped down at me dragging her into bed with me. I fell asleep rather easily, and this is what I remembered from my dream.

The setting was at a high-security school-like building. It wasn't prison, heavens no. It had green grass, playgrounds, and friendly people with different personalities. but I don't recall going into the building, don't know what was in there. I was wearing some sort of mask, that covered my whole face, but I couldn't feel it and forgot about it half the time. I met this guy who, out of courtesy, I was going to go see his "science" project. (This probably relates to a little project we're in science right now.) But on the way, we got side tracked, next thing I know, I was space-hopping (I can't really fly, but I can hop like it's zero-g.) around a playground, and down the road. I made really good friends with him in that short time. I continue hopping down a hill road and next thing you know, I hopped onto a car-shelter, and for some reason, I started tearing into it.

Strangley, this pissed all the kids my age in the school-like place off, and I heard a giant voice over some intercom, (no idea what it said) and apparently, all the people were gonna get harshley punished. Even my friend turned on me, pissed in some out-of-this-world furry. Everyone was on the ground, and I was on the parking shelter, so I kept tearing into it, which it tore relativley easy. The kids ran off from above the mountain, and jumped onto the shelter. I jumped down to the kids on the ground, and next thing I knew, this fat-ass kid was attempting to fight me. Unsurprisingly, he could kick ass. Me, being the skinnier and more flexible one, dodged his punches, and took a few. (Pain in my dreams is really numbed, and I can hardly feel anything I don't want to.) I hed butted him in the stomach, punched him in the face a few times, and next, I was running away from this flash-mob from nowhere. The part I remember was running up to a corner, outside of this fence, and turning.

After turning, I came about a row of cactus-people, with cactus guns, that shot cactus-like bullets. Me and my zero-g leaping, I doged them all and headed to the exit. The kids were probably far behind, getting punished or what not.

Outside of the giant school building, it was a crowded city. I ran to a parking lot buidling, probably looking for my car. (I don't drive yet, lol.) I got into the elavator, and it took me one level up at a time. I was on the second level, I re-got into the elevator with an old man, to level 3.

Level 3 was pretty significant. There, I pushed the button again, and I walked to the other side of the room and waited. The elavator door opened, and I didn't get to it before it was filled up by people who appeared out of a door. The door closed, and I was stuck there again. I pushed the button. Next time the elavator opened, more people got in, and an old lady pushing an old man in a wheelchair stood next to me. The door closed, and started going up before either of us got in. The woman cursed, took out her keys, and pushed a red button, and the elavator made a screeching sound, and the doors opened up again. "Everyone out! This man's in serious condition, too much to drink, he did." She said, and everyone scrambled out. I was happy at what luck this was. The older lady went in, but so did about four more people, leaving me no room. The door closed, and started up again.

Out of the opposite elavator, the crowd of pissed off kids burst towards me. "There he is!" Some littler kid screamed, and they all hoisted me up off the ground. I was fighting for my life, and some nerdy person took off the elavator control panel, and started fiddling with the peices with a screwdriver. My old friend, shouted "Take off his mask! I want to see his face before it's mangled!" They ripped my mask off, but I turned to the side, away from the crowd, facing the now open elavator doors. Apparently, they saw my face, and they threw me into the elavator. They pushed a shit-load of buttons, and closed the door, before I could give out my last scream. It started up, going faster, much faster, up. It gained so much speed, faster and faster. I didn't know how tall this buidling was! I was basically preparing for death. What a horrible fucking life, I thought.

Then a red light came on.

The elavator came to an abrubt halt.

It started back down again.

"It's the old lady..." I thought. Then I woke up, before the doors opened.

Village On Fire

I remeber this village set on fire. All the houses were on fire. I think I was flying around or something, saving animals or humen trapped in the house.. I don't remember very well.. I remeber rescuing this single black fly from a fly-nest in the top of a house.
There was a fireman on the ground, I knew he thought that what I was doing was dangerous for me, but he didn't want me to stop rescuing,, different kinds of creatures, so he didn't shout after me. I weren't conserned since I felt safe 'cause I could fly.
Then later in a dream I was sitting in my bed and this little black fly flew around my face. I tried to get away from it, starting to panic a little bit (I guess I was afraid of the fly) So I woke up for the first time in a very long time by a dream.


Un-Realistic Video Game

I was in an oldfashioned platform game. It was jungle-like with a waterfall. Kinda Donkey-Kong like, maybe? The game was in 2-D. I jumped from "bridge" to bridge (I don't know what to call it) using lianas. By the time I noticed it was wierd, I woke up.

I am standing on a mountainside looking at the ocean, painting a landscape. I also practice drawing and sculpture.

I think about how it's all a dream, and it's all real.

Non-Lucid Lucid Nightmare

Hello, everyone! I cannot remember the beginning of this Dream at all, so I'm just going to tell you the end :I was in Mississippi and some game show was going on by the drug-quitting place but it was taking place outside. The game host said "What does Addiction mean? I didn't say anything for some reason. 6-7 seconds later, we heard a pattern of very loud thuds. I woke up with my brother taping me on head to ask if he could use my laptop, lol, that explains the loud thuds! The End

I was in a plane or what seemed like a plane. The seating area was wider and the seats were arranged in a semi circle. I was sitting in one of the seats with my boyfriend. We were the only people there. He told me we were going on vacation. He says that his sister and the boys are one floor above us. I now notice that there are cots built into the side of the area we are sitting in. There is a small stairway in front of us. I look up the stairway and see one of my cousins up the stairs. She smiles and waves. I realize that this is a family vacation with both mine and my boyfriend’s families. Now my boyfriend tells me to look out the window and I can see Earth. I realize that we are in space and I start to feel very nervous. The windows in this ‘spacecraft’ do not seem safe to me. There is a visible padding sticking out the perimeter of the window. The next planet I see is Mars although it does not look like mars. It is dark and the entire planet is covered in scaffolding as if the planet were under construction. For some reason I know that this planet is being mined for resources. The next planet I see is Saturn. It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I try to take a picture of it but the flash on my camera doesn’t work (this part made no sense to me).

The next thing I knew I was outside the ship with other people and we were just floating in space. Our ship had broken and we needed to get to another ship to get to safety. All the people around me start floating further and further away until all I can see of them are red and green dots. Now I am alone in space and I am scared and nervous, but not as nervous as I was originally when I was in the spaceship looking at the windows.

Nightmare Game
Let's see if I can explain this for you. It's actually very interesting, and I found it very scary - so keep reading!

I was with my Dad, ready to play a videogame, but the way I accessed the save files was very weird.
There was a cylinder of stone, which had small angels carved into it. Below each angel it said the name of the level I was on, and the time and date I had saved at. There was also a statue of a tree (I think), and other carvings on rocks. It was like this huge centrepiece of carved stone, and I could access the save files of the game by interacting with the statues in real life. Very odd, I know. I chose to delete a couple of save files. The statues broke apart and fell into a moat of water around the centrepiece. Again, very strange.

Something about the angels, the save files, made me afraid. It was like I was preparing myself for a journey. A dark descent...
The game was top-down, set in the dungeons of a castle, I believe. There were demons, living dead, all manner of creatures which could drive a man to insanity.
But this was no easy hack and slash adventure game.
It was about creeping through dark corridors, hoping you wouldn't be seen, hoping you wouldn't be killed. It was a game, yet it was real at the same time. Imagine Amnesia from a top-down view, with weapons and more creatures. And then make it real.
This game was terrifying. But you know what? It was addictive. The fear and the adrenaline pushed me and my Dad onwards through blood-stained halls, seemingly empty passages, tombs, catacombs, crypts, and more, slaying horrible enemies all the way.
We played and played for ages, each step we took putting us in more danger.

-recall skip-

My character walked up out of a cellar, into a large modern house. It was eerie, and contrasted with the somewhat medieval setting of the world below. But something was wrong.

It seems that fear manifests itself quite strongly in dreams. It becomes a part of the world - it's not just a feeling any more, it creeps into everything. You can't escape it - everything feels wrong when you're afraid. Anything can turn against you in a dream - nothing is solid, nothing is permanent. An empty room could fill with enemies desperate to tear your heart out and feast on your living body.
This feeling haunts me in every nightmare I have.
I know subconsciously that every room I enter is putting me in more danger. The fear inside my brain can create more horrible things, causing more fear. There is no escape.

There was a % above my character, next to a skull. I knew that if this gauge reached 100%, my character would have some sort of seizure, and demons would manifest in his world, ready to kill him. It was horrible - I was battling my character's own sanity.
I exited the game, but the fear followed me. Exiting the game was pointless. It was real, it was still there. The gauge referred to me - not just my in-game character.
I had to research this medical condition which caused hallucinations - I had something to do with the vascular system (it doesn't exist, but in the dream it did) - and at any moment something could just "pop" and I would be plunged into a world of terror.
I reached for a nearby laptop, but I couldn't find Firefox on the start menu or desktop.

End of dream.
Wake up, then go back to sleep.

No Reflection
This dream wasn't scary, unless you count the fact that I nearly slipped down a huge waterslide (hey, I'm afraid of heights).

I was on some sort of desert fortress. It was a large building, and the architecture was almost alien in design. Think "Sandtrap" from Halo 3.
There was a gravity lift, which would shoot me over to another "arm" of the building a few hundred feet away.
I walked up to the gravity lift, and was flung into the air - but instead of going the full distance, I landed in the sand below, in the middle of the gap. I hit a piece of scrap metal.
Standing up, I walked towards some steps, back onto the strange building (or alien ship, who knows).
I went through a doorway, which lead to a normal dining room - except at the far end, there was the start of two waterslides! As I walked over to get a better look, I felt myself slip - oh no! I was sitting on the precipice of the second slide, feeling the water run underneath me. I struggled upright, and backed away from the edge. My subconscious does everything it can to make me do fall down huge drops, or go on rollercoasters and waterslides. Every time there's a perilous drop, I slip or find myself sliding towards it, almost like I'm being dragged. I think it's because I really don't want it to happen, so it does.
I turned around and faced the rest of the room.
There were some people I didn't recognise inside, now. They told me their names, and I told them mine.
"Yes, we know who you are," a middle aged woman said.
I had the feeling that I was famous or something, except I'd forgotten it.
"You know me? How?" I asked. "What did you see me in? What did I do?"
She mentioned something on TV or the theatre, I can't remember. My Dad appeared at some point, too.
My vision blurred and I felt dizzy, as a result of banging my head against the metal on the desert floor earlier. I walked over to the table, and looked in a big mirror on the wall. I couldn't see myself or my Dad! I had no reflection, but I could see lots of people eating dinner at the table in the mirror. When I looked for real, I saw nobody sitting there.
I said to my Dad, "Dad you have to look at this, quick! We've disappeared or something, just look at the mirror!"
The middle aged woman was still there, so I told her about our problem. She took out a camera to test if it would pick us up, but that seemed to trigger something.

Floating tiki heads started flying through the door, angered for some reason. They looked a bit like this.

I won't let them take me! I thought - even though I wasn't lucid, I managed to project white light at them, and shrouded myself in it. It was a sort of energy, and I used these powers to fight off the tiki heads.
End of dream.

There was a sort of false awakening too, or a "false reality", but it wasn't very exciting and I can't remember it well, so this is all for now!
As always, comments are appreciated.

Im going to this place which is partly underground. The entrance looks like S's house. Its pretty dark outside and theres some lamps next to the door, there is also some snow on the ground. I enter the place and there is H and J and some guys I dont know but they look like "though" guys. We are planning to get drunk and one of the guys starts digging his bag which looks like a bag where you have your sports equipment in like skates and so on, its black. He grabs some bottles of Koskenkorva and Vodka and gives them to me and the other ppl there. P joins in but he doesnt want to drink. I start drinking from the Kossu bottle and H is sitting opposite me and drinking also. I dont want to look at H in the eyes because they are so big. I start to feel this warm feeling and that Im getting drunk. The place where we are is like a locker room and theres an entrance even deeper underground and theres this restaurant. The people in the restaurant start to get pissed of "to those youngsters drinking in the lobby" I start to feel like moving away from that place because of the attention, but the other guys wont move. I go to the restaurant and sit to a tiny table with P and S. Then we start to hear sirens which sound like police sirens, so I ask "They are coming for us right?" I know the police will make me blow on a gauge displaying the possible amount of alcohol in the air exhaled so I grab some soda water from the fridge and start drinking it. It tastes just like soda water. Why Im doing these is that I thought it would make it seem like I wouldnt have drinked so much. I take my wallet and grab 5euros and give it along the soda water bottle to JH and like make him to pay it for me. Then there comes these 2 guys shouting my name down to the restaurant and they say that the police want to test me now. I go up and there are these 2 polices dressed as civilians. They test me with a breathalyzer and first it shows like some 1.5 promilles and then it goes from 15 to 0.5 almost all the numbers between really fast. I start to beg the police not to tell from this to my parents so I say that I just tasted some and can I get away with this If I pass the drunk tests (like walking a straight line etc.) Suddenly we are on a roof of some building and its alot brighter and snowy. I start to walk a straight line and ask "Like this?" and then when I have walked the line the other police grabs me from the hands and is like pushing me. Then he says that I passed the test and they wont tell my parents about the drinking. I thank them alot and show some interest to their job. Then I see this device on the snow and ask that is this their phone, then we realise its some alarm device for the roof. The other polices son comes to him and I jump off from the rooftop to the street. Im walking now on the street and its rush hour cause theres lots of ppl walking. I cross the road and come to this plaza. I see some bums verbally abusing each other and then they become violent and start up a fight. Some of them have knives and some shout "F*ck this it hurts too much" I decide not to go to the plaza.

Im at our living room and I should go to school but theres this some movie coming from the TV and I hear S and J's voices telling how hot the woman in the movie is, so I decide to fap to it. I go to my "computer room" and try to take a desk but theres another desk under it. I have some paper with me. The lighting is a bit weird its same colour as one of the walls in living room.

We are at this boarding house with A and S and we are trying to find an exit from there. We go to the other end of the house and theres F and K in front of the mirror putting their hair. We ask them for the exit and they say theres none here. I go to this room and there comes a guy from our school to the door where you get outside. Hes running from a teacher and first I decide to ignore him but then I open the door and let him in. He thanks me and I say to him that He hasnt ever met me if someone asks.

Im at this laundry room and I hear that someones coming so I hide behind some very thin objects. A hot woman comes in shes brunette and shes like deciding what to wear. I try to be quiet and not to get noticed. Shes in front of a mirror and then she bends over, and Im just looking at her ass and thinking "Holy crap thats an awesome butt". I try to hide my face so that it doesnt glow in its paleness and reveal my hide out. Im wearing a black t-shirt and sweatpants.

Dream Type- Normal

Was at the main shopping street in my town, except it was a varied version (one which I usually visit in dreams) of the street. By this I mean that it contained shops that aren't there in real life, other shops that are but are in different places and the angle of the street (it slopes downwards slightly) is much steeper. I often visit this street in my dreams, I refer to it as AltaJames (in reality the street is called James Street). Found the urge to order a burger at my favorite burger joint, however for some reason the cook wanted me to drive home before I could eat it. Once I had received my burger I instantly found myself outside my house, in the front seat of a car that I had never seen before. This of course did not seem odd to me.

Later in the dream I recall being at a stormy beach that had a long series of train lines running down it. At one point I had to carry something across the lines as a train approached and only just made it to the other side before the train rode past. It was here that I encountered a female friend of mine, someone who in reality had shown an interest in Lucid Dreaming. I proceeded to explain it to her, however I foolishly took no time to realize that I myself was dreaming and could had quickly done a reality check and became Lucid. Upon awakening this fact frustrated me greatly.

Something about people who work in a fast food place are not allowed to wear jewelry or make-up. Well duh that sounds like every fast food joint D;

I'm in a house where it's dark and there are odd pictures that are 3D I put my hand into one and grab a rusted metal rod and when I try to pull it out it starts sucking me into the picture (it might have been a painting I dunno) it starts to rain.

Some evil guy trapped us underwater, a giant turtle is attacking us we try to use our shindan to kill it but we cant find an opening (tegami bachi instead of insects)

I'm walking through a tunnel and At the end is an opening , a man says I don't have to build my own home someone can build It for me. I think I go back inside the tunnel and there is a spring inside where an old ferret trains me but only only wanted some ford because I was hungry. I go out again and the ferret transformed into a limo and I go off with my family :/

Good morning, everybody.

Before I begin my dreams, I'd like to let everybody know -- if you don't already know -- that the Rubin Museum in NYC will be running a series of programs on dreams through the end of April.

The Rubin Museum specializes in Himalayan art. It's one of my favorite museums in the city.

The series includes lectures, films, workshops, and even a sleepover in the museum, all related to dreams, their meanings, and how we can learn to develop our dreaming skills.

There are a lot of really cool speakers and instructors giving presentations, including famous performers, scientists, and lamas.

Anyway, I just thought I'd give everybody a heads up. More info should be on the Rubin Museum website.

Dream #1

I was in an apartment that I was probably watching for somebody else. The apartment may have been on the ground floor. It may have been late afternoon or early morning -- the light coming into the house was dim.

I was thinking that I needed to get out of here and go somewhere else before I was late for something. I was now in a car. It was night. It was like the car was actually the apartment. The front window of the car was actually shared with a side window of a convenience store.

I looked into the convenience store. I saw a lot of different types of nachos. I thought, Well, if these guys have good food like this, I might as well take my time in leaving. So I got out of the car and went into the convenience store to get some nachos. I was thinking of getting the nachos that had jalapenos in the cheese.

I needed to get money, so I went to an ATM. To my left, as I faced the ATM, was a dark hallway. A tall, kind of overweight, white man with reddish blonde hair came out of the hallway and began speaking to the man behind the counter, who may have been Indian and very skinny.

As the man was talking, telling the guy about products and shipments and things he needed to do, he kept crowding really close to me. I got freaked out. I thought he was trying to see my PIN number. My card didn't work once, so I had to do it again. But I waited unti the guy got away from me. The second time, the card worked.

The man asked me something in a friendly manner, as if he'd seen he'd made me feel uncomfortable. He then pulled out some flyer for some kind of Christian church. He may have been one of the preachers at the church. I was even more freaked out now, because I thought this guy was trying to convert me.

Dream #2

I had come into some nice house with a group of friends. We were all like high schoolers. We were probably not supposed to be here, but we were. We were being kind of rowdy and having fun.

At some point, the police knocked on the door of the house. Either we weren't supposed to be here or we had done something before we'd come here that wasn't very good. We knew we were in deep trouble.

A couple of my friends went to get the door. I stayed behind with another guy. The guy kept making some weird joke about throwing somebody at high speed against a brick wall and something about New Kids on the Block. We had all said the joke a number of times and thought it was funny. But now I told the kid to shut up. The joke had something to do with whatever bad thing we had done. He'd give us away if he kept laughing about it like this.

Then everybody else was gone and I was all by myself. It was like this house had been mine all along. I wandered around the house for a bit. Eventually I got wrapped up in some kind of sexual fantasy about a pretty girl coming home to have sex with me.

As part of the planning for this girl's arrival, I stretched a brown blanket down the staircase to the second floor. I then got dressed in a Pull-Ups diaper. I sucked on a pacifier and crawled up and down the blanket. I pretended I was a baby. At some point I beganb wetting the diaper.