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I woke up early this morning but fell asleep for an hour. During this hour I dreamed I was in a superstore. I was buying things, the most clear thing I can recall buying is sushi, I walk around for a while, I see a man eating sushi off from a abandoned shopping cart. As I proceed further, I realize my shopping cart has grown 4 meters tall and out of my reach. I just leave my shopping cart and head out of the store. As I leave, I jump past security, 1 man (black I think) rushes out after me. I ask him is hes accusing me of stealing. He tells me to empty my pockets, as I do, I recall taking out 2 pens and a few other objects. He then tells me to follow him, we go through these big doors outside the store, up some stairs. I am brought to what I think is a gym filled with athletics students and teachers. Being frustrated I am brought here for doing nothing wrong. I quickly start jumping around people, and even jumping backwards and working through the crowd of people. Everyone is impressed by my abilities and reflexes, I then proceed to head out the door, but I am stopped, they want me to join their team or something, telling me I would be a great addition to their team. I tell them I am simply here for ........ I then proceed to a room, tiny one I think. I get on my laptop and 4 kids show up, they look around the age of 15. They've come to applaud me on joining their school (or team). One of the kids I can recall as being my god-sister, Luciana, but she quickly leaves. The other 3 kids are 2 girls and 1 dorky boy, with round glasses. The dream ends as I wake up to a ringing phone, it's my sister.

Background info:

I live in Canada, but I am currently vacationing in South America(birthplace).
I like sushi, but get sick of it after eating a lot.
I have recently meet my god-sister after 14 years, since she was 3, while vacationing.
It seems the superstore matches descriptions of a superstore in Canada, while the school/gym part matches something from South America.

NOTE: Most events in this dream probably happened because I overwatched Ranma 1/2 the anime show.

I find myself in my apartment. It was basically normal, but a few parts were rearranged. It seemed like an average day, except for a few details. There was some dude who made himself a very tall throne in my living room. Also, I couldn't stand the loud noises coming from the second floor of my apartment. What the fuck was going on? So, I decide to end the madness. I walk up to the top of the throne. Then, I grab the kid on top, and throw him down the stairs. Then, I jump over onto my apartment's real stairs. Then, I tip over the throne. It falls over and smashes down with a loud crash. With my pride, I walk upstairs to end the other disturbance. I come upstairs to find kids my age running around. It appears that they're chasing someone. I scan the mob of teens to see who's being chased. He just looks like a regular kid. And he's...holding shampoo? Why the fuck are they fighting over some damn shampoo?! I stand in front of the mob and the kid rushes away into the bathroom and locks the door. I ask what the hell they're fighting over shampoo for. They tell me that the shampoo can turn a man into a woman for thirty seconds. I pause. Then, we all try to bash down the door. We finally break in after a few tries. The kid tells us the shampoo has been all used up. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! All of us begin to beat the shit out of the kid, then I brew up an idea. I stop, and run over to the supply cabinet. There, I find a full shampoo bottle...and it's the "miracle" shampoo. I announce that I found it...and we're gonna share it. So, we all get into a running shower...weird. I decide since I found it, I get to go first. I squeeze a little shampoo from the bottle. I start to mix into my hair. All of a sudden...I'm...I'm a...girl! Holy shit it worked! I look down at my chest, and there I see two nicely sized breasts. I feel them, and squeeze them. Damn, that's soft. The next part was weird, but I start to take a piss in the shower. I'm aware my "area" is changed, and I'm curious of whether it'll feel different when I piss or not. It didn't. Finally, I looked in the shower hose to see myself. I had orange hair! It was moderately long. Then, I suddenly awoke.

Somebody(can't remember who)had this dog (it was some sort of black pitbull)which he had 'tweaked' the voice of to make it sound demonic and aggressive, and I was proper scared of it.

I'm in college in the Leonardo building, on the 2nd floor. For some reason I'm talking to Dani Taverner while picking up and messing around with Star Wars FX Lightsabres (only, the fixed bit wasn't there, and actually were real lightsabres. There was Anakin's, Darth Vader's, and Obi-Wan's).

I'm with 2 of my best m8's Axl & Kevin and we go into some house with a few others to watch Naruto Shipuuden. I need to go to toilet, however, so I go upstairs. There's some little girl already in there though, so I have to wait. When she's finished, I go in, and I want some privacy 'cause I need to take a slash and a dump, but she won't leave and keeps talking to me. I keep missing the toilet as well (for some reason it's really small, or I'm just really big) 'cause I'm under pressure. Eventually somebody calls her downstairs and I'm free to do my business, to which I then go back down and apologise for holding things up.

2 dream fragments:

The first one is me looking through the gap in a half open door talking to this girl, she had the chain on the door stopping my and my friend from opening it and my friend was calling her a demon, at first her voice was normal and she was saying "im not a demon at all" then i listened closely and her voice was normal but you could also hear a deep demonic voice at the same time (a little like how a taurian in mass effect sounds like if u listen close to them.)
I continued to listen to her speak in her "demonic" voice until it became very clarified, she closed the door.

the second fragment was me going through the cupboards at home, it was day time and i was getting the nesquick milkshake powder from the cupboard to find multiple small tubs of it, some had strawberry in which is what i normally have, the second had a white powder in that looked like powdered milk. i got this odd shaped glass out, it was like..a glass bowl with a stand (sort of a wine glass) but it seemed to be magical as when i put water in and stirred in the white powder (i dont know why i was using water) the powder dissolved but dissapeared. the water didnt stop spinning and it had a sort of centrifugic hole in the middle (like when you empty a bath tub and the water starts to swirl at the hole)
I watched it for ages and it wouldnt stop spinning so i stirred the water the opposite way and it spun endlessly the other way with just a small stir. i then hid the glass with water in it back into the cupboard.


The longer dreams now:

The first one i was walking along with my friend, this time my friend was in the body of a girl with tanned skin and black hair wearing white clothing, we walked into a car park and saw 2 gangs start driving in and parking on opposite sides of the carpark as each other, we carried on walking through until my friend said "lets go another way" so i said "yeah well go back" one car i specifically remember was a large red sort of ferrari type car, or some really beasty sports car.
Whilst walking back 3 gang members walked up to us and they were speaking english but with a spanish accent, i dont remember the other 2 but the main one was bald with bushy eyebrows and in a white shirtless top with baggy jeans, they started talking a mix of spanish and accented english and looking at my friend so i said "leave her alone" one of them hit me twice then they walked off, i started to phone all my friends telling them to come out (odd, like a sort of revenge thing), we decide instead to go to a house party and i remember drinking loads of smirnoff vodka and feeling drunk within the dream and then passing out, i then woke up and went into a room with a shower.
The shower looked broken but the sink looked intact it had 2 handles leading into a single spout high up and a bit lower down individual taps then the white dirty bowl, i started to wash myself and people were trying to come in and i was hiding behind the door as i was naked, i told them to go away, i then locked the door with a bolt at the bottom and continued to shower, then i realised i didnt wana lock myself in incase something bad happened so i unlocked the door, then an ex girlfriend of mine walked in and told me to "fuck off" then i told her no i wont go away she should go away as she's the one too ashamed of seeing me since she cheated on me.
Then i logged into facebook and saw a notification of my tagged in a picture, i looked at it and it was me passed out on a sofa.


My second long dream had a bit more action in haha:

It was a friday night but we had no money to go into town but we heard there was an after prom party at our old high school. So me and my friends decided to go to it, we walked up the big brick steps and went through the glass doors, i lose recall at this point then remmber a part of us all walking down the field which was massively lit up in the pitch black night by the DJ at the school with his big lights (it was like at a music festival)

We were walking behind a few people and my friend shouted "gingers have souls" at all these ginger haired people, we all started to laugh at the comment then he started to shout racism at this guy and i was like "woaa man not cool dont be racist" then we saw loads of people running up behind us and start circling round the guy who shouted it and squaring up to him, then they pushed him to the ground, i realised my shoe lace was un done and i tied it really tight thinking of if i needed to sprint away.
We then saw the police, they were typical like english stereo type police with their hard hatted bucket helmets, we sprinted like hell down to the exit at the bottom of the field and we put up our hoods which we were wearing, i was with 2 friends, none were my friendly presence that i feel in some dreams, he was there at one point but he had gone at that point.

I jumped through a sort of "cat flap/hole" in the wall instead of using the door as it was quicker, we then ran over a small hill and jumped over a stile, we had police right on our backs so i remmeber launching myself down a really steep muddy hill and hiding under cove made by a tree and the land eroding away, i began to tie one of my loose trainers, i turned around and saw the really bright moon and the sillouhette of a police man, i then sprinted again into the pitch black darkness and hid "inside" a mud pile, i was thinking to myself if he would ever find me, it was wierd as despite the pitch blackness at point of the dream i could see perfectly but in black and white, like a sort of night vision, i then left the viewpoint of myself and was looking from the viewpoint of the police officer who was doing a thourough check of all the good hiding spots, i was then back into the viewpoint of myself, i heard them shouting "we have your friends to surrender"
I got up and i sprinted towards some barbed wire which i could also see and i jumped over it and i was running towards a forest, this forest had oddly been in a previous dream i once had where i was trying to escape from something, sort of like an escape point within my own mind.
I then sprinted into this forest and got stuck by some bars, the police officer was just on the other side, he was pulling me over to his side and i told him he was wasting his life, he seemed friendly which was odd, like...a really nice guy rather than the intimidating sillouhette figures previously chasing me, it was then daytime.

Good morning, everybody.

Dream #1

I was at a table with an old friend. The table may have been wide. Possibly we were each actually sitting at two round tables. I was showing my friend some drawings. One of the drawings was of a tyrannosaurus being attacked from all around by a bunch of smaller dinosaurs, like velociraptors.

For some reason, I felt like I had unconsciously taken elements from a story my friend had written and put them into my drawing. I tried to explain to myself how I hadn't done that, and how my drawings were original.

My friend and I, still sitting at the table(s), were now at the back end of some audience watching a performance at some bandshell. It was night. My friend began telling me about a series of lectures. There were apparently ten lectures. They all had to do with the monolith (like from 2001). Each lecture took place in some different level of some location.

I saw the program for the lectures. Each lecture had its own page-long description. Each page was made to look like a blue night sky full of stars.

My friend tried to explain to me where the lectures were located. It was somewhere in New York City that I should have been pretty familiar with. I said the name of some place out loud. My friend looked at me, disappointed that my knowledge was so lacking regarding New York City that I would think that was the location he'd meant.

Dream #2

A narrator spoke about some secret test performed by the military. A view showed a group of people like zoo workers releasing a rhinoceros into a lake in some kind of dusty, deserty area in the wild.

The rhinoceros walked out into the lake and began swimming. Once the rhinoceros was at a certain distance, one of the zoo workers shot something at it, right at the bridge of its nose. The narrator explained that this was a radioactive bullet that would penetrate the rhinoceros' brain.

The rhinoceros now looked more like a hippopotamus. The place where the bullet had entered didn't even have a scar. It was like the bullet had been extra small. But the hippo was already beginning to feel the effects of the radiation. It was getting incredibly angry. It started roaring and snorting.

As the hippo swam to shore, the narrator explained that the radiation was already beginning to eat away at the "rhinoceros'" brain tissue, making it uncomfortable and uncontrollably aggressive.

The hippo was now ashore. But it was now a gorilla. It lay on its back, roaring in anger and writhing. The narrator explained that now the "rhinoceros" was completely paralyzed. But the decay process in its brain would now slow down a lot. The rhinoceros would lay there paralyzed and decaying for forty days before it would finally die.

Dream #3

I was watching some Melissa Etheridge video that was apparently from the 1980s. The song was a kind of post-war style song in a 1980s style. The video was very stagey, with a pinkish orange backdrop, before which different thin elements would shift back and forth, depicting scenes such as the home, the office, and driving.

The song and video all related to different girls Melissa Etheridge had been in relationships with. One scene showed Ethedridge at a computer (which may have been on the hood of a 1950s car) while a really pretty office girl fawned over her. But then a really pretty black girl came up and started kissing Etheridge. Etheridge and the black girl walked away. The office girl looked heartbroken.

In another scene, the office girl was leaning over the hood of a 1950s style car. A few other pretty girls were by this car and another car. Etheridge walked into the scene. All the girls were vying for Etheridge's love, but it was somehow implied that Etheridge wouldfall in love with the office girl.

First dream - Friend Jon gets new girlfriend, and I question how he can do that as he is already going after a girl in real life, but I don't realize I'm dreaming.

Second dream - Man is chasing me through a building while I jump crazily through sets of stairs and other obstacles.

Two-two scratches at the door. The sliding glass door. I let him in. I am so happy and shocked. No one else seems to want to give this miraculous event any attention. Am I lucid? I pick him up and give him all of my love. He seems disturbed, not himself. As I type this I am reminded of Buffy's second coming (laugh out loud). He is in pain. I now notice a large hole on the right lower side of his tummy. Holding him, cradling him in my arms, I turn to my family for some help or advice. Something! They all look down, shaking heads nay. They tell me that he may be alive and that there may be hope, but it is not “RIGHT”. They gave me the feeling that helping save Two-two was immoral or corrupt. I turn to Brian, the same reaction from him. A sad, firm, absolute; NO. I am so distraught, lost, speechless. I've snapped. I'm yelling and screaming and raising hell. My heart is broken.

Note: My beloved companion Two-two, a chihuahua/poodle was defeated in battle with two male coyotes a few months ago. His passing was hard but he died a warrior.

Papa and I sit and compare how different the new and old Windows operating systems are. Figure-20 He shows me the position of the old delete key compared to the new one. He seems very amused by this.

Maya and I are in a house. Mom. This house is long and narrow. There is a yellow white lighting to the place like there are a lot of lamps overhead and about. It is crowded and cluttered. We are playing a game. I cannot recall how we entered the game but there is a dark, authoritative figure present and the game begins. We are chased and harassed by two huge dogs. Like pit bull, greyhound, wolf hybrids. They have snarling teeth and dirty mugs. We are scratched and bitten but never mortally or even severely wounded. I spot a large stuffy sofa below and open window. I look to a bite/scratch on my finger and see it bloody and bubbling with pus. Out the window is another row type house and and average neighborhood. Now I am lucidly aware that this is very much got the feel of my birth house on Alberta. We jump out the window onto the stuffy chair.

I stayed too busy yesterday and never did get back to explaining the dream keywords.

I went to sleep, last night, right before midnight and woke several times throughout the night. It's now 5AM and I'm up.
I had at least 3 bought of SP and False Awakenings last n

**EDIT**okay... what happened to my post.

I left to eat a honey bun before the fruit flies thawed and when I came back half of my post was missing?
I had no memorable dreams but the FW (or is it FA) drove me insane.
I kept "waking up" in my bed, with a severe sense of evil in the room. I'd look around and try to focus on my birds, but their cage was in the wrong spot and I'd eventually fall back to sleep. This happened, it seemed, about 3 times in a row. I wanted to turn on my light but I was too scared to leave my bed even though the light switch is only about 4 steps away.
At some point, I did wake up and turn on the light, but I went right back to bed and to sleep.

I remembered a little of my dreams when I first woke, but this war I'm waging against these fruit flies has made me forget. I have no idea where the buggers are nesting. I sleep with the AC blasting at 72 and on High but when I wake up, the temp quickly rises to around 80. The buggers are inactive at 72 which I love, but I freeze at that temp during waking hours.

I am at work. In a cubicle or cash register. Either way, I feel I am in a smaller space within a much larger space at my place of work. Mandy S. is my coworker and there are other employees around maybe two or three. I am being honored in some way by higher management but I get a feeling of jealousy or envy somewhere in Figure-19 the group of four or five. Not necessarily from Mandy S. I am very feminine in this dream. A heart breaker and I wear a lot of make up. Eyelashes are particularly emphasized as I recall. I sense something taboo happening concerning a bathrobe and possibly my dream ego. Outside of this work place seems to be the base of Mt.Ka. A facility wraps around that is our work place. There is a mound that we sit on. I cannot recall if this was a sort of break time or an evacuation, but we sit on the hill. Ryland B. is here. He is not happy. He is very aggravated and I think it has very much to do with me and my opinion of an outcome. We sit below the cracked mountain that appears so often to my dream ego, Mt.Ka, on a grassy mound outside of our place of work as it begins to rain black tar. There is no instant fear or panic but I sense that we all got up and fled to one of two doors equally far apart. I do not believe I was able to get inside the large gray door. Nor did I try the other door. What takes place after that I cannot recall.

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Note: My father passed away about a year and a half ago.

Driving past I could see a great tall mountain. The mountain opens up and there are many hovering, flying crafts in it. More were coming. A great crowd of people were at the base of the mountain. I know my feeling were that of panic and an “end” of something. We continue driving home. In the house with a hidden room, my immediate family is present. My mother and Maya are in the long Figure-11Figure-12 living room . My dad and I travel up the steps. I realize that my room in the house is up one level from the way I had originally recalled. My dad and I want to be in a position to view the “Event” that was the “end” or the “beginning”. My dad stopped to go into the room that is below my own. I told him he didn't have to stay there, he could see better from my room. As I focused on the room in front of me, the room he chose, I see that it is perfect for him, much better suited and the bed is large and comfortable. I knew he would be happier in this room. So I continued to my room to view the “Event” from my window.

I am at work and Kendall S. is there. I get into the golf cart and as I go to my task, a baby ion runs in front of my path. I stop and am frightened at first but soon realize it means no harm. It's mother appears. Later a medium-sized elephant stares me down from behind a madrone tree. (This is in the dream-scape that has one large room for us all to sleep in. Where we move the beds around.) Figure-2As I go back to the main property I realize I've gone too far and instead of turning around I just go the long way. I cross the fence and come upon the parking lot that surrounds a great hall/convention center. I turn right to continue my loop but I see a busy road I must cross and I don't feel confident doing so in a golf cart. I turn back and meet another busy street, so I head north. Driving north I am a man and there is a woman I know in the passengers seat. She loves speed and thrills. We start to go very fast and I see her suspended body in the rear view mirror as if I Figure-3am driving a limo. As we hit bumps her body seems to suspend in zero gravity. We are going very fast, now in the golf cart, and we crash. I am not hurt nor did I fear being hurt, but I do fear she has been obliterated. Even in the toss and roll of the crash she is fine. I warn her of the dangers of speed.

I'm in the living room of our first house on twenty-sixth and Alberta in Portland, Oregon. I'm not sure of my age but I can see my skinny little girl legs dangling down from my dad's lap. So I figure I'm three or four. We're in his light blue reclining chair. The sun sheds light on the chair and on me and on dad. I feel safe. Then it is dark. Not completely dark but the dark of a dense cloud covering sun. I am in the lap of Beetleguise. His black and white striped pants in place of my dad's blue jeans.

I had a LD again, but lost lucidity halfway through the dream.

I am at a house in my old neighborhood, my mother wakes me up by phone. She asks something like "did you have breakfast today at school?" I think a bit and notice that it is 13 o'clock and I should be at school right now. I say that I am not at school, and my mother gets upset and says "no wonder your brother hadn't have lunch either, go to school right now!" I leave the house, and see my mother coming at me.
I realize that I am dreaming. My mother senses this somehow and says "I don't care that you are dream-" I interrupt her and say that it doesn't matter, it is only a dream. I wander around my old neighborhood with her, dark clouds are covering the sky, and it is raining. I see a truck, and try to shoot him with energy, but I notice my doubt in the attempt and fail. Next I see a military truck, and I try something different. I point at it with my hands, making a soundeffect, and wait for the result. After a while the truck stops, making a sound because the motor died.
I end up at school anyway and buy a sausage. I am somehow tired and show it off. My mother is there too, and soon my brother arrives with CM. They buy sausage too, and are talking about something. I clearly remember the phrase "Since HM died...". But then I start thinking about Go (boardgame), and the sequence of moves goes in my head on its own, like it always does.
I am lying in bed and thinking about Go, noticing that I am dreaming no longer. My brother mentioned only the letters H and M, no real name. I am wondering if this is meaning something, although I cannot find a person I know with the initials HM no matter how hard I think about it.