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I was trying to find a place to jerk off at school. I tried many places until I came to a downstairs area in the office. It was full of lockers and in the front of the room was a long meeting room table with a projector screen in front of it. To the back of the room was an office cubicle room thing that I thought I was going to jerk off in until I realized that there was no bathroom. There was a windows 10 computer to the side of the room using an old 90's monitor. The clock on the computer read 11:14 PM, even though it was in the middle of the day at school. When I left, I was caught. The entire time I was in the room, I was overhearing what sounded like two people discussing a world changing plan. One of them came up to me. He was wearing normal business attire, but he had long hair that he put into a ponytail. Occasionally, his face would change and do strange glitchy things for a brief period of time, only to then go back to normal. He had a very unusual way of speaking. He was very calm, almost like he had nothing to lose. He asked for some basic information about me. I gave him what he asked for and he responded with "your friends will enjoy this too," or something like that. I left, but after that, the entire building started to shake and a behemoth-like song started playing. I ran to my house, which for some reason was part of the school, only to find that the school had disappeared. Everything was still shaking. I ran to my back yard and saw my sprinkler going nuts. I was going to go to the front yard through the back gate, but I saw what looked like a miniature 1910's era plane firing bullets in rapid succession coming towards me at a sluggish pace. I tried to run back, but then I woke up.

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Inspired in the latest Sandra Bullock movie, which I haven't seen, I am with some kids and friends in the country. There is a haunted house we are in, teaching the kids on how not to be attacked by the ghosts. They react to thoughts and emotions. When we think about it, they appear. We make a giant dark figure stretch his arms through a door, almost getting us. But as long as we have no fear they can't harm us, so I face the monster fearlessly and he can't touch me.
Then someone inspired by Game of Thrones or whatever, projects on us some hardcore body armors with helmets with long horns and secret weapons and turns us into ass kicking warriors, so no one is afraid of no ghosts anymore.

Going to marry Jaime. I am organizing my own wedding and it is a vegan wedding. The music for the aisle walking is the Imperial March. I am doing all preparations myself. All guests are seated and I am in my dress but I am also with a mop and a bucket doing last minute cleanings. The groom is late so someone decides we should have the food first. Then some last minute guests come and Cory Booker is one of them. My friends don't know him, I tell them he is a candidate for president of the USA and vegan. One asks me if he is democrat or republican and I answer. We seat and we eat soup.

I was searching for some medical equipment in a doctor's pc, idk what.

The dream was fragmented, had bad, short sleep last night but vividness was better. I am convinced it's because of "nofap" as I head from too many sources that sexual energy is a must for awareness.

forgot to tell you guys about this, but i had my first lucid dream of 2019 [usually i have unexpected lucid dreams 10 times a year]

uh so basically,i was in m y room, and there were my little pony characters everywhere and i was trying to explain it to this girl and stuff and she kept calling me an animal abuser, and when i mentioned the cutie marks i just explained them as 'tattoos that you get during puberty' then she told me it was abuse to the horses and animals
then
then she walked away and right when i walked outside i became lucid, and i didnt know what to do so i was just like 'ALRIGHT IMMA FUCK YOU!!'
So i spawned her back in, and then pushed her down to the floor and raped her and i started moaning and stuff, then i realized i was just on my bed then i fell off of it,
i went outside and tried to fly... AND SUCCEEDED!, But the first few seconds felt like i was pulling on all my muscles and bones and it really hurt, THEN I FINALLY FLEW, BUT I WENT WAY TOOOO FAST as a song was playing in the backgroumd, i forgot what it was, but I felt really sick when I was flying then I woke up.

Created Friday 08 February 2019

Really need to start posting entries here more frequently again. Anyway, I got several dreams today, including an LD loop.

Spoiler for Kinda long again:

Scrap Group 1
Vaguely remembered clips from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Dream 1 - Gate Chat Panic

Several unknown scenes before this point. The visuals were slightly blurred. I was passing through a wide courtyard between a public building complex, clouded daylight providing illumination. Three other familiar figures were with me, My brother, Tamir, friend, Drake, and nephew, Jay, to be exact. A large crowd were in the area, each appearing hard on their luck. The air was laden with desperation and sorrow. I feared staying there for too long.

Soon, our group crossed through a gateway. Doing so immediately took us directly to a park within another nation. Trees formed a canopy above us, their leaves browned. I reckoned we were close to an embassy, but never got a good look of such. Anyway, more unfortunate folk were present. Among those were a gang of rowdy young men, of whom were bullying people and goading for a fight. Two of them momentarily accosted Tamir. There was nothing to prove, so we all just ignored them. I did, however, take precaution to keep my hands close to my jeans.

Not long after, I took a glimpse of an interesting figure standing beneath a tree. A closer look revealed it was F Sensei. She looked shorter and slightly older than I last saw her (indeed, its been quite some time), while her hair was lighter in color. My brother rushed towards her as soon as I pointed her out to him. I lagged behind nervously. On greeting her, I excused myself for my mood, claiming that I was a bit embarrassed of my hair being ruffled up a bit. For her part, F Sensei looked overall indifferent from illness or fatigue.

Just then, Drake warned us of a commotion. A look in his eyes revealed everything; a panic was brewing. Without a word, I took F Sensei by the wrist, and dragged her with me to the main gate. She seemed to understand quickly enough. But, her ailing form couldn't keep up too well, requiring even more pull from my part. Tamir, too, lagged behind with Jay momentarily, but the two eventually caught up and went well past me and F Sensei. Drake was already long gone by then.

By luck, we made it to the gate in time, at least, just enough for there to be only minor crowding ahead of us. Only now, instead of returning instantly, we were inside of a large facility. Steel barricades were lined up, forming a queue that zigzagged all throughout the place. This lead into an indented section. For some reason, Tamir purposefully belly-flopped down there with Jay in hand, smashing the kid into the floor. Jay was stunned momentarily, but somehow, was completely uninjured.

Later, we had to climb up a series of stairways and balconies. Halfway through, I almost collapsed from exhaustion, keeping up only so as to not upset people for holding up the line. And indeed, the line was being delayed, but instead of by me, it was from some kid with glasses dawdling around. Not that it mattered much, as the queue was also jammed up not too far ahead.

Don't think much else happened before I woke up.

Dream 2 - Driving Instructions and Lucid Dream

Scene 1 - Artifact Delivery Instructor
Various forgotten scenes before this point. The visuals were dim. I was a passenger in the back seat of an SUV, taking a ride through a suburbs during a cloudless night. An unknown younger figure was driving. He was apparently still learning to drive, requiring my guidance. Also there was Gene from Bob's Burgers.

Later on, we take a detour through a lakeside park, using its walkway as our road. Highly illegal, no doubt. Anyway, Gene got especially restless, asking endless questions, tossing things, and being an all around nuisance. These distractions lapsed the driver's attention. He even almost hit a woman jogging around there. I yelled at the two, heeding the driver pay attention, and to warn Gene to knock off his antics.

Eventually, I had them stop, probably to steady their moods. We exited the vehicle, then paced around and chatted for a bit. Suddenly, a booming voice called to us from the SUV, of which sounded much like Beerus from Dragon Ball Super. I'd just "recalled" that we were delivering magical artifacts, one of which was a glowing cube. Furthermore, each of the items housed powerful spirits. One of said spirits was the one growling at us. "Hurry it up, will ya?!" complained the spirit. "And if you so much as put a single solitary scratch on any of us, I'll kill all of you!"

Thought it best I should do the driving from then on. I entered the driver's seat, when I suddenly realized the dream. But, I could only take a brief look out to the lake, before the dream collapsed. DEILD transition a minute later.

Scene 2 - Ride on Water
Re-entry to the last portion of above. Only this time, the previous two characters were replaced with Nicholas and Tamir, respectively. At first, I thought I'd take us all home. But as I was driving, I decided to take a shortcut through the lake itself. Amusingly, the vehicle could actually drive on water. I turned up to the night sky. Stars filled the heavens, a grand display of scintillating, many-colored lights. Such a view made me opt to take us all into space. Within seconds, the vehicle rocketed past the stratosphere.

The dream destabilized, and collapsed shortly afterwards. DEILD attempt. Transition five minutes later.

Dream 3 - Celestial Warp Travel

The visuals started similarly blurred. I was flying out in deep space again. This time, I was alone. The stars were brighter than before, but glowed only in white. I took off at warp speeds, the cosmos appearing as a blurred tunnel around me..

Within a minute's time, I arrived at an Earth-like planet, if not an alternate version of Earth itself. A peninsula was readily in view. About a third of it (its northermost section, I presumed) was covered in a layer of ice. I opted to dive down to the colder parts.

Soon, I touched down on a frozen tundra. My landing, much rougher than I expected, left a deep crater in the ground, sending chunks of ice flying past me. Cold fog covered much of the blue sky, as well as an ocean not far from view. Tall ice formations, if not glaciers, covered much of the land.

I called out, curious to see if anyone was around. While waiting for a response, I climbed to higher ground.

The environment destabilized. Before I could react, the dream vanished.

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Slipping through an underground garage with someone. We need a trick to distract a security guard, so we attract the attention of another female guard outside and we manage to hide. We walk through a train track and we get caught by soldiers. They don't know us, think we're just lost, so we obey their orders and walk the direction they take us on. But we are on a mission, we have something or we know something and we need to escape. Then some other soldier who identifies us, sees us and starts shooting us all, including the soldiers. He's got a machine gun. I survive by pressing myself against a wall as I watch others going down. I manage to get closer to the soldier and I ambush the guy. I knock his gun out of his hands.

Giant killer alien outside. One has to move carefully around town. I go to some place but it is not safe. The alien infiltrates the building and we have to be masters of disguise to escape him. A friend of mine has no bones (?).

I am a researcher at a university. I write a letter to a teacher about a theory I have and want to deliver it in hand. I am a bit afraid of the elevators, so I enter a tower of stairs that leads to the lobby of his department. When I arrive there, there is a bunch of noisy guys coming out of an elevator and I get mingled with them as we walk to the entrance of the department. We need a card or someone to let us in. A man unlocks the door and lets me in. The other guys also want to, but he says one at a time. I arrive to the office of the teacher and he asks me about my theory, but it is a different one from what I want to deliver and she is puzzled. She asks her assistant something and they realize there was some mistake. She was expecting the other guys outside who also had sent some email with some theory and that's the ones she was expecting. They come in. I explain I didn't want to fool anybody, just wanted to hand my letter. She looks at me with contempt but I hand the letter anyway. I am sure once she reads it, she will be just as excited as with these guys' theory, but I don't know if she will even read it. They kick me out. I go back to my dorm room. It actually has great space, several extra beds like bunk bed and sofa bed, I can sleep in different beds everyday, but I clearly have no friends to make use it. It is so sad and pathetic I feel sorry for myself in this life.

Helping two guys who are being chased by the police. Actually the cops don't know they are two, or three since I'm helping them. They are looking for just one guy, so they keep passing by us and letting us free. We are not simple thieves, it's something for a greater good and the cops are at the service of a corrupt system.

Walking through some artisans crafts market. Meet Zilla and her friends and tag along. Then meet Riverstone and we all head for a building. We find the elevator not working and two maintenance guys come. One of them is my pre-teen sweetheart Marco, don't know if he recognizes me, so I don't say anything, but he calls me by my name and asks for help. I leave my friends and go help him. He has to dangle from some cables and needs me to push him in a certain way, I help but at some point he swings out of a window and I see him falling to the ground outside. I am terrified to go check on him, but he is fine, just hurt. He fell on something soft, he said he knew it was there since he knew this could happen. I go downstairs and sit on the sidewalk as he recovers from his soreness.
Zilla and the others are passing by again and also sit to show me some cool things they bought at the market. Lovely boots and glasses, very steampunk. Marco also loves it, he is also into steampunk. As we talk I feel we have so much in common.
Then some people come take a car that is parked by our side and we notice they have a dent on the side caused by his fall, but we don't say anything.

Something about a vampire community and a bad vampire that has the power to kill others and is wiping them out. He just blasts some energy field and they are reduced to ashes. And I come to help them, because some of these vampires are my friends. He has two other very strong allies by his side. I get to fight the woman and I find that I can't defeat her, so I just distract her long enough so others can attack the bad vampire in the hope to win. The final fight between us is on top of a cliff by the ocean shore.

Harry Potter?

Haven't had a HP dream for a while. This one I'm on the back of a dragon following Harry who is also on a dragon that is Voldermort. Harry Jumps off the dragon mid air and throws something on the dragon's back. It looks like food. Harry floats down to the ground by himself. The dragon rolls whatever Harry through down it's back and flips it's tail up causing the object to float a bit and then the dragon eats it. The dragon then loses it's form and turns into voldermort on the ground. I'm following close behind them on a field. I see someone near the field pull up grass and it turns out all the grass is a fake plastic mesh sheet and he begins pulling it up. I keep watching Harry go up to Voldermort and they finally face eachother. They are about to duel when I wake up.

Jamie is quiet

Just a dream of sitting with Jamie on some steps. she is quiet and not talking but I have my arm around her.

Not this again.
Okay, before I started logging dreams again I did have a couple where I was working at Wal Mart again and Jamie was there, but was dissociating around me. These were extremely uncomfortable dreams. In this dream I am workign there and see her and say, "Hi," to her. She looks startled and uncomfortable, then makes an exit quickly. One of my mcdonald's co workers is there Chris. I start talking to him for a bit and the dream fades.

Steps again

I see Jamie on the steps again. She is totally quiet and not looking at me. I ask her a few questions or something and she doesn't respond. Just seems to ignore me. I ask her if she wants me to leave her alone for a while. She looks concerned about that and then pulls me close into a really tight hug. It feels nice. I guess that's a ,"no."

Had a lucid somewhere but forgot it.

No.

Had a dream I was in the fortnite game in fatal fields With roland from the Dark tower. Heis frantically searching for a gun. Dara emmerges from the house and hands him a gun. She says she made it herself. The gun looks like it's made of pipes made from under taps. Roland draws it so quickly that I can't almost see and shoots a bush. The bush explodes as if it were in game. I think it's cool. I ask Dara if I can have a similar gun. We walk into the house and she shows me how to make one. What's she doing back in my dreams...

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Primary school reunion, I am looking hot in a tight dress and high heels, but can't recognize anyone and no one recognizes me. My mom shows up and joins me. It's in a cool bar with half the menu vegan. We sit down to chose a snack, my mom wants some potatoes they serve with different dressings, but I am more into sweets. It is so hard to choose so I just eat the sprouts they serve as salad. A girl that looks familiar sits with us and we start talking about the traffic in town, how it is always blocked for some construction.
Then I have to walk Hachi and she comes with me as I walk through town.
It turns day and I pass by the court. Inside I see Ben Affleck as a lawyer working there and decide to check it out. My dog is now a baby in a stroller, so I go inside with him. The baby is Joseph Gordon-Levitt (!). I see Ben Affleck talking to a client, then welcoming another client who comments he is using the same shirt from last week. He says it is just similar. I don't have a reason to be there so I just go look around discreetly. Meanwhile I no longer have the baby.
I go to the toilet and bump with a lady that acts strangely. Actually, I notice something very wrong about a few people that I saw in the hallway. And then the lady tries to attack me. They have been bit by vampires and are turning. Luckily I am a vampire slayer and I have some special daggers to kill them. Some are easy to kill with one blow, but others seem to resist magically and are only wounded, even when I stab them in the heart and the head. Don't know why they are so powerful and when I get surrounded by three of them I feel scared. Suddenly rays of light shine through the building and the vampires disappear.

so I was in the astral plane about April 1st 1991 may first then It Started To Eclipse from a Corner my voice sounded like a pinch girl then I was making out with a couple of girls on the tv screen I started try to move when I started to gain form to my motion I drench in Deep Unconscious pinch where my Voice Let out A grey Dull pinch wave as my voice was Eclipsing In A pain Dull gloss A Flamming Gloss Dull A hole in about six people in front of me then I walk up with a Permanente marker In my Hand Laying down In bed as I Woke up it fell on a floor in a Old Apartment complex that I use to live in

So I wake up In a dull Pinch and try to get to a Corner of a room then I notice a Invisible Stealth walking rat I didn't pay it no mind then I started Seeing flashing images as the rat got closer A smile clown enter the room then I Some Monster shit GLoss Form Comes out the tv I try to wake up as fast as I could then I notice The rat again pinch in my mouth like its teeth was grinning dead I could shake the feeling then it rage attack then started eating my eyes over and over again

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Visiting a tv studio, a lady friend shows me old cameras and other old equipment, shows me a wardrobe she made, very basic stuff, she explains why they don't use normal clothes.

I am coughing blood.

At the beach, some kids from somewhere go trough an area of the ocean shore that is full of rocks and get trapped and are drowning. A media circus installs. I wanna go away,

I am with my friend Zilla in the 40s, we are taking the last cruise ship leaving London just before the war hits. People are very emotional saying bye to us and vice versa.

I am inside somewhere - a house maybe or somewhere that feels sort of homey. There is a boy and a girl here, around my age and unfamiliar to me. They are each in a separate room. The rooms are pretty bland; I think each only has a wooden table. (This feels more like I am watching a movie, especially since I switch between observing each room). I watch as, in the boy’s room, a chair is slid away from the table seemingly of its own volition. It startles the guy, and he sort of gasps at the occurrence. To me it all seems kind of campy. Now in the girl’s room, we see her seated with another woman. When we glance back, this woman suddenly has an ugly, ghastly face (very similar to the Nun) that produces a twinge a fear in her and myself. I feel the adrenaline’s warmly numbing sensation move down my body. A few other paranormal and cinematically cliché occurrences ensue.

Had many non lucids that I don't remember.


Jamie dreams

First one I am out at some bar or something. I run into Someone that looks like Jamie from behind, she's wearing some tacky brown leather jacket. I say hello to her from behind but when she turns around she looks a bit different. Her friend is asking who I am Jamie also looks at me as If she's not sure she recognises me or not.

One dream I am with her in a bedroom um playing checkers. Very verbal checkers...

Another dream kind of like that.

Then a kissing dream.

All of those were a few seconds long.

Dreamed I was in a house sitting on a chair and Jesus came up to me and threw a sacred heart at me for some reason. But it was all green. FA, Get out of bed and I am dreaming from jamie's perspective. It's the middle of the night. I go to a walk in closet with some mirrors. I don't feel good so far so I check myself out in the mirror, I still look good and am at least happy with that. I go to pick out some things to wear. Then I notice another side mirror. This one isn't reflecting my face but another face instead. Some Demon girl. It scares the hell out of me.


Dreamed I was on a farm or something. Jamie is by a fence with a horse on the other side. She is looking at me and smiling. She says, "I wanna be with you." Ditto. Waiting on you, girl.

After, her attitude changes. I run into her downtown. We had planned some meeting but she didn't show up. I ask her about it and it seems like she doesn't know me.

In another dream I find her on a subway, She's with a friend. I talk to her but she seems distant. We decide to go somewhere but can't remember where. Her friend sys something like, "Why are you going with that trash anyway?" I get mad and grab her friends head and slam it against some metal thing the I start punching her in the face. Dream self is violent hehe.

Game

In a game where me and some people are in some shooting game. It's in some old asian setting. I have a sniper and quick scope a japanese girl right in the forehead. Her head tilts back but she's still aware She waves at me as if to say that was a good one and falls over. This all happened in super slow motion.

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It's the future. I am a sentient android. Some bad dudes are kidnapping androids of my type and reeducating or damaging us to become obedient and enslave us. They test us afterwards with a simple reaction test but I fail, so they want to eliminate me because I can't be trusted to obey. Then Evangelion is there, but he is one of the bad guys. He provokes me with abuses to see if I react. I know I have to endure or I am dead, but they can tell I am faking and the procedure didn't go well. I beg for my life, I promise to be good and obedient, but a guy keeps saying I will probably turn against them. So while I am being rounded up by them, I spot a chance to escape through some window and I run, get into some garden. Then enter some door into a building, don't know what it is.
People react naturally to my presence. So I follow some people and end up in some auction place. To blend in, I look at the pieces with interest, an android would not buy, but could be at the service of an owner. I spot a couple antique Buddha figures and it reminds me something of past lives. I pay homage to the Buddha, feel familiar with it. The walls of the front of this place are glass and I see my chasers looking for me outside across the hallway. I also see some stairs leading to an exit and lots of people going up, so I run to disappear in the crowd and reach the surface exit. I notice I am surrounded by university students. A lady engages with me, asks me what I am studying there. I make up something, she believes. I guess androids also can go to school. Once out, there is a bit more garden and some gates to a road. The road seems to lead to either nowhere or to the city and I choose the city but it is far away still. I go back when I realize everybody is actually going the other way to a subway station. Meanwhile I notice a big dog tied up in the garden and he barks at me in a very familiar way. It is my Hachi and I just have to go get him, but he is in a part of the park that is being locked down for the night. I jump the wall cause there is no way I am leaving my dog there.

Taking a train in Lisboa at Santa Apolonia station with my dad, but all is so different. He can't find our train, the old line we used to take is no longer there. Instead there are some stairs that bring people in from the houses on the hill. And there are lots of people coming through there so companies have some marketing stands in the way. Today there is a table with offers from some cosmetic and accessories companies. Basically they have boxes and people can take what they want. First nobody touches anything, feeling suspicious or not wanting to look greedy, so I start hoarding it, that's when they decide I have to share and start taking things to. But many ladies basically start ruining some items instead of taking them, like notebooks, on which they write messages and leave it there anyway.
Some ladies are gossiping and say that Michael Fassbender lives nearby and sometimes they see him crossing the station.

Studying at a university abroad with friends: Zilla, Licas and some others. Our math teacher is horrible, so we decide to skip his class and meet at the movies. We discuss how stupid it is that those classes are mandatory. We arrange ways to escape classes multiple times without being noticed but we have an enemy that does his best to expose us. Once he finds me on the street, he is on a car, he films me with the phone, but I film him back. If I am exposed so is he. The campus is totally high tech, with hologram concert shows in the hallway of new upcoming bands and other dazzling tech stuff.

I live in an improvised room at an attic, a really cozy place, which has basically a mattress on the floor and where I can't even stand up. It has a skylight as only window and I have the company of pigeons.

Thisdream was weird as hell, a bit gross mind you, but weird as hell!!.
if you don't mind hearing about peoples ten thousand inch transgender penis then continue reading...

So, it started out in school...i was in class, then this classmate came up to me and said that he was sorry for some reason. Then I decided to sign him out of my class cause I didn't like him, after this I got bored and went to the school windows and drew ROBLOX porn, then i wrote 'lol im not drawing roblox porn' then had the intent to draw roblox vore! which i didnt do since the dream transitioned to where i met my partner in real lie again, and we were gonna have sex or something but we went into a car and he took off his clothes and showed me his 543583535487348573485345837583753485734853748 inch penis and it was so gross, then he ended up in a car crash and he got sent to hospital but i wasnt allowed to go.... i felt really sad.

to compensate i got a cat and it really hated me, the end!!