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Wasnt trying hardest to LD as have a massive headache and stomach pains.

1) In Russia winning some soccer match and then going in a car with ma grandad and driving on train tracks with police cars around (how do i not realize im dreaming)
2) Eating some mintss.wtf.. ma mum wants me to do somin

seriously WTF

Had a dream that Sam was in a hospital on a bed with a skull and cross bones symbol looming above her head. She kept telling me to give up on her since she was going to be dead soon. Sam dies and we are whisked away to a strange place that was very peaceful. There was light all around us and I was with Sam still. Someone came out of the light that looked a lot like a 12 year old version of Sam. But it wasn't Sam, it was her Daughter, and Mine, that hadn't been born yet. She kept telling Sam that it wasn't her time to die yet, She just stay alive And try to make her way to be with me so that she could be born. Sam was crying and said that it was so hard, she had lost her will to live. The daughter begged her, "please Mum, you have to do this for me, and for him, but most importantly for yourself, this MUST happen,"

The Daughter pointed at me and asked why I wasn't helping her, I said there's not much I can really do in my situation, I don't have money or the means to help Sam since I'm all the way on the other side of the world. The situation seems really hopeless, but I'm trying everything I can to be supportive of Sam.

With that the daughter whisked us away in a vortex and the dream ended.

Kids

Had a dream I was outside at night time with Mine and Asuka's kids. I think I remember Asuka around. we were playing a game similar to hide and seek.

Movie WTF.

I was riding some weird sub way train that was high up in the sky with my dad. He was getting off at a station to catch a movie. I told him I was going to the other mall station to go to a larger movie theater there.

I went to the other station and wound up in a strange mall. I saw this strange booth and heard people talking about hypnotizing someone. They were plotting having a sleeper guy go into a trance and then bet on horse races and gamble for them to make money, after the man would win the money he would send it to the hypnotists and then have his memory wiped. They were going to use this guy often.

Crazy show.

I came across a strange booth in an out door market where these people were on a circular rotating board about to do a dance. They all had machete's on their belt and looked like they were in a trance. I got freaked out and thought these people were hypnotized and the beginning of the music would cue them into killing everyone with the machetes. I started running away from the booth and was heading down an escalator when their music started playing, which sounded like video game music.

Strange instrument.

I was with some guy that had made a strange musical instrument made from swinging vines over a large 40 foot area. You would swing or pull on one of the vines to sound a note. I tried a couple and started to make a melody when I accidentally pulled one of the vines off. The guy said it was okay, he still hadn't perfected the instrument yet.

I was up visiting Mac at Utah State when I tried to turn into a busy parking lot and missed the turn. I kept driving, I was in my Expedition, and came upon another point where I could turn into the parking lot. I turned in there and saw that he was driving his truck away and I had missed the opportunity to say hello. I drove out of the parking lot and turned down what looked to be main street. I ended up on a bike somehow and was no longer driving a car. I rode down into main street and there was some carpeting lining the ground and there were people in blue and white sparkly jumpsuits lined up along the road that intersected the one I was on. I got onto the road and saw that there was to be some kind of winter themed parade going on shortly so I quickly crossed the street and said to myself, "Man, now I'm going to have to find another way around."

One of the guys dressed in a blue jumpsuit said, "Well, at least you don't have to do flips down the street."

I got across the street and was now walking with my brothers Drew and Logan. In front of us was a wall that was full of toys like at Wal Mart and behind us was the street that the parade was going to be on. We were checking out these toys when a man came up behind us and started yelling, "They aren't supposed to be back here! Get them!"

We took off down this row of toys and eventually the street opened up into a big toy store. We took a left and I saw a wind up helicopter lying on the table in front of me. I grabbed it and wound it up to throw at one of our persuers. I said, "Well, obviously you haven't had a helicopter thrown at you before," and threw the helicopter at him. He got hit in the head but that didn't phase him. The persuers ended up catching us somehow and we were now in this room that looked like an interrogation room that had one door and a large mirror on the other side. There was a table with three chairs around it in the center of the room. I was sitting at one end of the table and there were two men on the other side. My brothers were in separate rooms. I don't really remember much from this part of the dream. My brothers got into the room somehow and we fought off the guys and they got knocked out. Suddenly the window burst open and there were three girls standing out there. The window opened to show another street with the three girls standing there and a truck behind them. Somehow we knew they were here to capture us. I said to them, "You know you can come with us and we'll keep you safe." They looked at me and said, "Well, you did save the queen right?" I said, "Yes, we did." They came with us and we all got onto the truck.

Me and Logan were on motorcycles and Drew was driving the truck. We were on a reddish brown rock road heading for a canyon and were being chased by a bunch of the guys from before. We went off a jump and hit hard on the ground but we all managed to stay on our motorcycles. We went off a second jump and we didn't fall off again. Then the walls of the canyon began getting closer and Logan hit my motorcycle with his and knocked the girl off. I told my brothers, "Go on without me, I'll get her." They kept going and I turned around to save her. I never got to her.

We were now in a grocery store and we were shopping around for some stuff so the girls could fit in to normal life. Apparently they weren't from earth or had never been part of regular society. We were looking for clothes when one of the girls went to the front of the store and saw their king. He had come to take them back to where they had come from. She came back and told us this and I said, "We need to use the emergency exit."

The girl went back to the front of the store and turned into a vampire and began fighting off all the kings men. The other girl opened a chest that was on the ground and began throwing out pieces of armor to me and Logan. Drew had disappeared at some point previous. The armor was leather but when you put it on it fit to your body perfectly. She also threw me a sword that was supposed to attach to the back of my hand but it wouldn't so I just used it regularly. I was fighting a man with two swords and wasn't doing to well. He cut me across the face and I was starting to lose the fight. He brought both of his swords up for a killing blow and I saw a weak point and cut him from his neck down into his stomach. The blade didn't do any actual damage and he brought his sword down flat on top of my head. He said, "Ha! I killed you."

I responded, "No, I am wielding a shardblade," and he died. We ran back to the emergency exit and went into it. It was a restroom with a door inside that led to somewhere else. Me and the girl went into this door and Logan stayed behind to distract the other guys. At this point I became lucid for a moment because the girls pants were white when we went into the room but when we got out she was wearing red pants. I lost lucidity soon after this. The room we got into was what looked to be another bathroom but the back wall was gone and there was a forest beyond it. Further up on the left wall of the bathroom was another door and we saw a woman go into it and she called for us to follow. We did and we were in what looked like a school to train people like the girls we met. After much following we came to some stairs that led down and I went down them to follow this woman. She was gone and we were now in a grove with a wooden staircase leading down from the ledge we were standing on.

At this point I woke up.

I must be really tired lately because I cannot remember my dreams. This has never really been a problem for me, now it's really bothering me. Anyway, I only remember bits and pieces and nothing is in order...

I had another baby and it was amazing. This is really pissing me off though, all I can remember is a house and me being partially naked for some reason, it wasn't exactly an unpleasant feeling but T is with me somewhere.... I just keep getting vague flashbacks... =( I guess that's all for now, maybe it will come back to me...

Half Life 2: Chapter "Follow Freeman"

Once again, orange/red scheme. Fighting Zombies with unknown person. I had a feel it was just a game and we were on a mission. Calm smooth feeling at all times. We were in this room for a minute, waiting, then activated somekind of door and zombies swarmed in. Very detailed dream. Floor was partially on fire so we could see, else black as night.

Person seemed to be female, voice sounded very familiar somehow but can't tell for sure who/what.

I'm in college, near the lecture theatre, looking through my bag for some change so that I can go to the vending machine in the main building. Adrian (one of my college lecturers) comes up to me and starts rambling on about some things (which I can't remember) but keeps getting closer to me until the point where he's leaning on me. I'm thinking to myself: ''What the hell is he doing, touching me up?''
Note: Me and my friend Niall constantly make jokes about him being a child molester.
I just want him to go away to be honest, because I'm having difficulty finding these coins which are randomly in the bottom of my bag amongst the horde of other things.
He eventually leaves, which means I can go back home, but he reminds me to pick up my bag which I left on a bench nearby, just around the corner, out of my line of sight. I think to myself ''Phew. Glad he reminded me about that. My laptop/computer is in there!'' I then go back to the bench and pick it up, thinking to myself ''Yeah, nobody's gonna get this, so don't even think about it.'' then get my bike and head out of college.
For some reason I take a seemingly different route 'home' and find myself crossing the road and going up a steep and large hill, to which I find a dead end facing me at the top. I'm now standing with my bike wondering how to continue on my way (there are walls higher than me all around me except for the way I just came from, a grassy landscape located on the top level).
Jemma Rodgerson then appears, looking down on me. I ask her how I'm meant to get out of here and she simply replies ''Climb up.'' I comply, and first throw my bike up, then finally lift myself up. I ask her what she's doing alone out here and she tells me she's on the run from the police (or somebody else with authority) because she's done something bad.
We both sit down and chill out, talking about things.

I got a phone call from a friend who was across the bay. He asked me to bring him a large metal cylinder that he had forgotten to take when he left. He told me he needed it right away. I looked where he told me to and found it. It was quite heavy. I wondered how I was going to be able to carry it and still be able to keep my balance. Then I noticed it was attached to what looked like a harness. I managed to get it on my back and all strapped in. I still was not sure if I could manage such a heavy load, but decided to give it a try. I pushed off the dock and began to fly over the shallow water. Because the cylinder was secured on my back and not shifting it's weight, I was able to handle the extra weight. I do not know what is in the tank, but I assume it is some kind of fuel for his fishing boat. I took off across the bay to where my friend was waiting. When I got there he asked me to stay for a while. He had some friends coming over and he would be grilling. I agreed to stay. I got comfortable on the dock. (There is not much I remember in this part of the dream., but he is only there part of the time. He keeps going elsewhere to be with his other friends then returns. At one point we all get together and eat.) While we were all sitting around my friend's cabin after the meal, a man comes up and tells my friend that he was only authorized two fishing passes and there were a lot more people using it. I told the man that only two people had been fishing, the rest were just friends that were visiting. The man left, but I then had a very uncomfortable feeling come over me. I noticed how everyone else was acting jittery and nervous. I felt that I had unknowingly been involved in something illegal and it had nothing to do with fishing passes. The last of the food had been put away and my friend left with his other friends, leaving me alone in the cabin. I wondered what was in the tank I brought over. I looked around and found the tank. When I lifted it, I was surprised to discover that it was now very light. Whatever had been in it was no longer there. I unscrewed the lid and looked inside. Empty. Then I took my finger and ran it on the inside of the container. A white residue remained on my finger. I smelled it, but couldn't smell anything. Then I touched my finger to my tongue to taste it. It had a slightly sweat taste, but it was nothing familiar. Suddenly I realized what I had done. I had no idea what was in that container. Why would I taste it! I thought of the old detective shows where they always tasted the white powder to see if it was cocaine. But I had no idea what cocaine taste like, so what sense did that make. I put the lid back on the container and put it back where I found it. Then I headed into the kitchen. I heard my friend returning and I grabbed the broom and began to sweep the floor. That is all I remember.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! My one month of no supplements is soon over. I have actually had more dreams and more lucids this month, which is kinda cool.

23.00: Sleep

05.10: Fight
I enter a room which is my taekwondo club's dojo. I greet all the people there and ask what's up. "We're going to watch your old fight" one of them tells me. Ah shit. I remember being knocked out in that one. I start watching and it's not the fight I thought it was. I'm up against an old gaming buddy, Sammy. My body is totally ripped!

We're both soaked in sweat and must have been at it for quite a while. Suddenly I land a big punch right in the gut. Sammy goes down and the referee starts counting. He gets up and we shake hands, the gong sounds and we take a break. During the break of the video I decide to do some kicks on a sandbag.

I'm super fast still, even though it has been a whole year since my last training. One guy walks up to me and gets annoyed that I'm still that good. It's about time for the second round to start, so I head off towards the showers. Apparently we're about to fight for real the next round. I meet Sammy in the stairs and he laughs at me and slaps me on the back. "I'll get you!" he tells me laughing.

I head down the stairs and into the shower. My sister Malin who was supposed to keep a track of my change and towels appears. The match is about to begin in a minute. "Where the hell are they?!" I ask. She has no clue. I grab my used underwear and put them on and rush out of the shower. I enter the arena room and suddenly I can hear an alarm counting down every second.

Uh oh, time's running up. "You had fifteen minutes, when they run out you will forfeit the match" a guy tells me in a speaker. I desperately try to find the booth I have to report to. The alarm clock starts beeping a few times a second as I spot the booth. I run up to it and breathe out, for a second. Apparently you have to right click with your mouse (somehow I'm playing a game right now) and I try to, but in vain. "Eric wins the game by forfeit" the referee tells me. My friend Eric seems relieved somehow. "I'm gonna start playing Counter Strike again" he tells me happily.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

I am positive that the following dream sequence contained more than I have written below, but for the life of me I cannot recall what those extra tidbits might be. I believe it may have had something to do with the sewer scene, but I am at a loss.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

The earliest recollection in this dream placed myself, I believe my father, my friend Mike (the dream image of which I am starting to believe may be my DG, given how often he has been showing up lately) and a woman with whom I used to work, Kari, in a sewer, knee-deep in sludge. There was no indication as to why we were in this location, but I got the impression we were searching for someone of something. Kari and I are chatting and I notice movement out of the corner of my eye, from around the other side of a brick pillar. I peek around the pillar and notice some kind of strange, humanoid creature, clearly female and glowing blue. The creature takes off as soon as it sees me and escapes into a large round drainage pipe. For some reason this encounter does not faze any member of my party and this apparently was not the thing for which we were searching.

Next, I am on the back porch of an older, run-down house at night. It is snowing lightly and is pretty chilly outside. Mike and I are having a discussion on the porch and gesturing to the right, beyond the fence in the backyard. On the other side of the fence is the back parking lot of a police station. There is a path that runs through the backyard directly in front of us and up to a gate in the fence leading to the police station grounds. Mike points out a police SUV with a trailer attachment on it (like the ones landscaping trucks pull containing their equipment). A uniformed police officer is moving lawnmowers onto the trailer and Mike comments “They are getting ready to move out for the search.” I ask Mike why they would need lawnmowers for such a search and his answer (which I cannot recall) seems to satisfy me (damn my illogical unconscious mind!).

Down the path in front of the Porch walks Kari, wearing a black winter overcoat and one of those puffy Soviet winter hats one always sees in Cold War-era movies, complete with a red star. I walk down to meet her as she nears the gate leading to the police station and she informs me that she has found exactly what we, and apparently the police, were looking for. It is a serial killer that she mentions by name, which I cannot recall but I think it sounded vaguely Latin.

As Kari informs me of her find, the police officer who was loading lawnmowers onto the trailer approaches, apparently having heard our brief conversation and congratulates Kari on her stupendous find; they will proceed to arrest the individual immediately. I congratulate Kari, but am slightly perturbed that she made the find and not I.

I awake and perform my RC.

Dream - Lucid - AP

I was in a computer lab at a library. My brother was doing an assignment for school. My mom was there too.

Then, I remember I was outside, at something like band camp. I borrowed some markers from my brother to write on this poster with. I was with some friends. My brother was on the other side of the parking lot we were in. I remember using an orange sharpie to write with. My brother came back for his markers, and he tried to take the orange sharpie, but that one was mine, and I wouldn't let him have it. He tried to pull it out of my hands, but I kept it.

Then, I was at a restaurant. It was nighttime. I was sitting across from the bar at a tall table by myself. My family was in the restaurant somewhere. My friend Bret showed up, and took out a bag of weed. He gave it to me, and I took a huge nug out of the bag. I wondered where we could even go smoke it, since I live with my parents again. Then, the restaurant manager, a short, stout woman with short, red hair and glasses, came up to us and politely asked us to leave. She didn't say why, but we knew I knew it was because of the weed. We got our things together and got in the car.

At some point during all of this, I realized I was dreaming, but I quickly forgot and continued on with the dream. -_-

~

I was at my house, sitting in my pajamas on my bed. I was on the computer, looking at this computer program that would insert videos of people into music video-type things, and make it look like you were singing a song. I was playing with it, when my mom yelled for me. I ignored her. She continued to get more and more angry.

I went downstairs, and she was at the kitchen table. She was trying to get me to take my cat to the vet, because I had said I was going to, but I kept ignoring her yells, and responded by telling her to hold on, and that I was busy. I felt so irritated, but I kept a calm front.

Then, I went back upstairs, and my brother was using the computer program. There was a video on it of Austin and I in a studio, me with a microphone in my hand and him beside me with headphones, and we were singing "Celebrate Good Times". I was wearing a dark turquiose shirt with silver things on the front of it. We were smiling and having a great time. I was trying to remember when exactly a moment like that happened when Austin and I were together, beceause what I was seeing had happened about 2-3 years ago, when Austin and I were still together.

My mom then came upstairs and calmly talked to me about my cat and the vet. I listened and told her I'd take her to the vet. She asked me about something else then, and I told her I hadn't done that yet. We were both trying not to get too irritated with one another.

Then, she left, and I was in the program on the computer. I was walking through a restaurant by the beach. There were many people in there eating. I knew it was in the past. In fact, it was my mom's past. I walked through the restaurant, and saw my mom sitting at a table with a black woman with very short hair. They were chatting away. For some reason, I thought they might be on a date (weird!). Behind them was a table of my mom's old friends. They were all sitting at a booth in a corner. They seemed like they were having a good time.

Then, someone asked if they all wanted to go sing on the beach, and they all agreed that they wanted to, but they wanted to do drugs first. I started walking towards the exit of the restaurant to get to the beach, and I saw one of my mom's female friends, who had long, black hair, take out some cocaine and form it into a line on the table. I thought that was odd, because she was in the middle of a restaurant.

I was then outside on the beach. It was a cloudy evening. The sand was damp beneath my feet, and some of it closer to the shore had a blue-green tint to it. I turned around, and many of my mom's friends were standing outside with me. One of them, a man, was smoking a cigar and sitting at a table right outside the restaurant. At first, I thought it was a blunt, but he said something about his weed getting blown off his balcony. His two front teeth were stained black and blue, they looked bruised and rotting. A man walked up next to him with a joint. I was going to ask him for a hit, but I decided not to. They were all overlooking the ocean.

~

I was at Universal Studios with my family. My mom wanted to go see this show, and we had to wait for the next one to start. I decided I needed to use the restroom at this point, and went down a flight of stairs to get to the bathroom. I entered a stall, and sat on the toilet.

Then, a group of 4 or 5 girls came in. They were about my age, maybe a little younger. They all came into my stall, even though I was obviously using it. They started making fun of me and being mean to me, pushing me around and such. I didn't say much of anything, but I felt chewing gum in my mouth. I took it out and stuck it in one of the girls' hair. She didn't notice as I wound it up in there nice and tight. They all left, and as they were leaving the bathroom, I heard the girl scream as she discovered the gum.

I continued to sit on the toilet, and I saw a black tube that looked like a tube of hair product sitting on the toilet paper dispenser. I picked it up. The writing on it was in purple. I read it, and it was instructions on how the girls were going to get revenge on me for the gum. It said something about them getting one of the girls really drunk first. It also said they were going to attack me in the 2nd stall, or something like that. Thats as far as I read before I discovered my phone had gone off. It was a man I know in waking life, Mason. It was a picture of him, the way he looked before he cut his hair. The message said something about him cleaning up and thinking he looked much better with his hair cut.

The girls then came back in the bathroom. My things were scattered all over the stall. They came into the stall, and tried to take all my things. I gathered them up as I was trying to leave from under the door in the stall. The only item of mine they got was a light blue denim jacket. They threw it in a fire they had set in the corner of the stall. They almost set one of the other girls' purses on fire, but she stopped them in time. I remember one of the girls being black with short hair and a yellow hat.

I was then outside with my parents. They were talking to someone. We were sitting in a circle. The dream started to fade, and as it was doing so, I realized I was dreaming, but it was too late. I woke up.

[methods used to enter this dream]

I used an old method I was taught to dream quickly, which involves ignoring the bodies checks on whether you are awake or not, while deliberately keeping the mind active (so all of the itches and uncomfortable feelings must be ignored, even though they get quite unpleasant, while I keep reciting things to remain aware of where I am- I use the poetry of Blake, and quote Chesterton to myself. Hey, works for me). Then when I feel "heavy", I open my eyes for a minute or so before closing, allow an enviroment to form around me (it does nine times out of ten) and see what I can do with that enviroment. Enough chatter, I will post the log now, only removing names for privacy reasons.

[/methods]

4:24a.m.
In the ******'s Orchard. I asked if I could have an orange from their orchard. They said yes. I said "hang on a minute, you don't grow oranges, do you?" (I don't remember their crop but this was proof enough). He said "no we don't". I used this as a logical reality check, and then went to pick an orange. First though, I noticed that my feet were cold (I sleep without sheets for psychological reasons). I felt like I might be losing touch and wake up, so I remembered that in their orchard at this early hour I would be wearing boots (we would be coming back from an early morning shoot). I visualised the texture, the colour of my socks that I wear with boots (both nylon and wool layers) and wrapped my feet in them in my mind. I made that my socks were damp from the fact they hadn't trimmed the grass, which satisfied my mind's checks on whether I could continue in the dream and as such, continued. I took an apple (more proof that this was a dream, it was an orange orchard above) and took a bite. Sundowner I think, probably because I remembered today that they are going to be more pricey as winter hits. I hear a dog, probably Fin, their heeler, barking, and that is the last thing I remember before losing the dream and awaking. It is odd. I only "slept" for thirty minutes, but I felt refreshed, like I slept a full night. This energy is leaving quickly though, I already am feeling weary again. Back to sleep, may see if I can squeeze a DILD into the next few hours before I must awake properly.




(The above is a direct copy of my DJ log for that dream. That DILD never came though)

This happened this morning. The first thing I recall is walking through a park with a young boy around 14, we were looking for a girl to hook him up with, The park looked like Central park in new york city, There was a path down the center of the park, to the right was a awesome screamo band performing with millions of kids sitting on the lawn, The mosh pit was crazy, to the left were park bathrooms, and I watched 2 kids I thought I knew walk in but I didn't really in real life, One of them was a midget or something, He looked like a 2 foot punk rocker clown, with him was a girl and she had a big smile on her face, They turned left into the bathroom and for some reason I felt they were avoiding me so, I just sat there waiting to see when they would come out, The girl with the smile came out of the bathroom and stood to the right of the girls bathroom with a big smile on her face staring right at me, suprisingly It wasn't creepy or anything, She was actually really pretty, I told the boy I was with to go and talk to her but instead for some reason he turns around, all of a sudden there were bleachers and the park looked a lot smaller, what I saw next was really wierd, The "girl" he walked up to I can't figure out the sex and it was a giant, but, the wierd part was only his head and his foot sat there hovering into the air, While the giant had almost the same smile the girl did on his face, The boy I was with decided to touched it's foot for some reason, and the giant jumped up and started chasing us, He was so slow it caught him But, At this point I knew I was in a dream and was determined to outrun this thing, I was so proud when I looked around and the park that once was wild with punk rock partiers,the bleachers and the bathroom was gone, the way it remained had beautiful green grass and a picket fence kinda remind me now of a cemetery. This was by far one of my wierder dreams.

Haven't recalled any long vivid dreams lately. On a dry spell as far as lucids as well.
Lots of little fragments in my journal though. Some I don't even remember writing.

I was with some redneck family from the south. We were watching Youtube videos while they questioned me about my perseonal life. I felt very uncomfortable.

I got kind of absorbed into one video. It had someone playing football with a guy from my floor. He's just a regular gay guy, but in the football game he was dressed as a complete drag queen.

Someone asks me if I would rather "bring an honors baby?" I remember going somewhere with this infant who was apparantly in honors classes and very smart.

Later I'm in an audience in a bunch of fold out chairs in a large well lit room with a speaker walking around in the front. It's a casual environment and I leave to go up a large set of stairs. There is a ping pong ball bouncing around and I'm trying to chase it. I finally return to the bottom of the stairs and go back to the audience, and everyone seems to be deeply affected by something. Some seem like they are about to cry. I ask "if I missed anything earth-shattering?"

At another point I find myself in a building like a mall mixed with a hotel. M is here. She decides to leaves and for some reason I follow her. She walks into an area with lockers, presumably not knowing I'm there, takes off her shirt, turns around and looks at me, laughs, turns around and keeps walking. I leave and go outside. I wander around the streets in the dark. I believe I went somewhere after that but I can't recall any more.

Anyway, I'ma go flood my brain with a lucid subliminal messages video and take a nap. Wish me luck!

There was a man and a group of women at my house. The man was older with shoulder length dirty blonde hair. The women were younger, maybe mid 20's. These women were doing sexual favors for the man. Soon they left. I was sitting on the floor with the man, wondering when it was going to be my turn. He suddenly asked me to spread my legs so he could check if I was tight enough. Then he did a somersault over me and said I was perfect. I thought I was on my period, so I checked to see if I had a tampon in, but I didn't.