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Why do I have such boring dreams?

I was in a building with a few people from my school. We were getting prepared for some competition. The house we were in was made out of dark wood and the sun shone through it nicely. I was sitting at a computer on DV typing something. I was also talking to Jeff777. Two girls were sitting behind me watching what I was doing, I was making a word's colour go from light blue to dark blue. I was amazed that I could do this. Eventually I started programming something for the competition. The girls told me that it was wrong so I told them to shut up, they started staring at me and then stepped back a bit. We walked outside where we put on some suits for the competition. I was on the same team with these 2 girls, they followed me everywhere and really pissed me off. We then just carried on with the games.

Realism: 7/10
Vividness: 9/10
Lucid Aids: None

The only thing I can remember is that I was on some website, and I looked up at the top, and it said "Private Messages - 1" or something like that, notifying me that I had an unread message.

EDIT:

I just remembered, and this may have been from another fragment, but I was talking to my friend Laura, who doesn't like twentieth century music, and I was telling her that she should listen to Poulenc's flute sonata.

I was in a big prison camp like place, run by two evil ladys. One was the boss, the other the suck up that clung to the boss for power over others. I was semi lucid and knew I could do things like fly, but didn't know I could unravel reality and do all sorts of crazy crap to those two. I phased through a wall by turning into a bird and the second in command turned into a hawk and grabbed me and drug me back. I was in a stone room, that I had to try to get out of. I phased through the wass in normal form and flew away as fast as I could. This time the second in command and the bodd both went after me in the shape of big human like birds. I looked at a WoW like map and went south, only to alter course later and fool them. I flew over the mountains to the south. I then flew in a circle around the area and went north, but I was intercepted on the way. The boss and the second in command put me in a metal room, that took me alot of work to phase out of. I was in a black suit with bones drawn on it to look like a skeleton. That meant if I didnt escape I would starve to death in there. I told myself that if I ever got out I would be kinder to the ones around me. After a bit of work I phased out of the metal prison and flew over the southern mountains, then I went west. I spotted a house and went in, I found Anthony from my school in there. He asked me how i was and stuff like that. I then told him about the situation I was in and he agreed to acompany me. I told him to follow me and stick fast. I then asked myself am I shared dreaming with Anthony? I also thought that wait in lucid dreams if I am not lucid enough I could mistake DCs for real people. I then came to the conclusion that I just didn't know either. We then phased through the wall and started flying into the sky. The dream ended.

NOTE: Yesterday was my last day of school! I'm finally out! This means my LD rate will probably double like it did last year! This means I'll be at about 12-14 a month! Also, this dream features me doing three new skills! The Final Flash and the Angry Kamehameha from Dragon Ball Z, and making portals! Enjoy!

Goals:
300 TOTY

Here I am. The loneliness of a modern day prison. It's no ordinary prison though. It's run by someone evil. An evil organization. People are captured and taken here by force. We work day in and day out. People are brain washed. It's fucking insanity. No way to escape. No way. It'd be a mere mistake to even think of it. I wouldn't be surprised if they could read our thoughts. So here I am, working in the outdoor smog and gloom with a few fellow classmates. We're sweating like pigs, some crying. I see Snow nearby. I go over to work by him. As we work, we talk about lucid dreaming. I tell him I had one a couple days ago(true fact). He's interested to hear so. After we are done discussing, I go back towards my original workspace. I don't wanna piss off the guards. That won't end well. I'm still thinking about what Snow and I talked about. I pass by a female classmate. Then, I pop. How the hell and when the hell did I get here?! I now become lucid without my dream signs(but now school is a DS cause it's summer)! Sweet! Time to get out of this hellhole! Ah, I now remember I have to do the 300 TOTY. Now, I see it's time to go in for lunch. Well, I rather not be interfered, so I go in. Inside, I go into a closet. I decide to turn-around into Thermopylae. It doesn't work. Shit! Come on!!! Intent! Intent! I fail again! Damn! Well, I need no interference. The guards are gonna be pissed if I'm missing. So, I go and sit down with some friends. I sit for a few minutes. Then, I finally loose it. REBELLION BITCHES!!!!! I get up. This room is half guards, half us. I run over to the guard side. I start punching down guards one by one. Good thing I'm training my self to do Martial Arts. I block some punch backs, then continue the beatings. Damn! Too many! I now start to fly. The guards don't seem the slightest bit amazed. Hm...here's some amazement. Hehehe...I get in my sideways Horse Stance. Let's see them take on the Kamehameha...hehehehehehe...
"KA...ME..." Now, some guards try to perform the Kamehameha! They all epically fail.
"HA...ME..." The guards begin to flee. Only to realize the door is locked.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Now, the giant blue blast comes out and blows up a shitload of guards. Impressive, a lot of them are still alive. Let's change that. I now put my arms out straight to my sides and my legs are in a V. I power up, and a yellow ki ball appears in both hands. Now I connect my arms and cup my hands to combine the two ki balls into one giant yellow ki ball. The guards look as if they're about to shit themselves.
"FINAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!! FLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" And now a fucking huge golden-yellow blast fires from my hands and vaporizes almost all the guards. Holy shit! The Final Flash really worked its wonders! Time to finish off these bastards. I get back in the sideways Horse Stance. I take my right arm to my side. I then cup my hand. The remaining guards have probably soiled themselves by now. They all have no choice but to sit back and it let hit them. "ANGRY KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!" I put my hand out and a yellow-golden blast fires out. It then kills the the remaining guards. Phew! That was intense. I now realize I have little time left. Shit! Well, no interefernces now! JAILBREAK! We are all freed now! We run out the door, which I blew up with the Final Flash. We're outside now. Okay, time to go to the Battle of Thermopylae! I hold my arm out and form my hand as if I'm going to do a shitty Karate Chop. I slowly move my arm down. I hope this will work! Now, I see a purplish line follow my hand. Yes! I made my first portal! I take my hands and open it. I loom in, to see no battle. Shit! Intent! Gotta think of the battle! I perform another portal opening. I see a battle going on! I walk in and the portal closes behind me. Well, time to kick ass and take...well...shit. I'm at the right place, but what the fuck?! These aren't the Spartans and the Persians!!!!! Shit!!!!! Then, one team readies its archers. Oh fuck!!!!! The archers open fire and the other team readies its shields. Luckily, the arrows all fly right over me. The other team lies down, shields over them. Damn, pretty big shields. The arrows hit the shields and all bounce off. Okay, I gotta go make another portal. Let's do this the right way this time. So, I start to step on the shielded people. I don't need anymore interference. As I walk on the shields, I awake. NO!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!!

I just noticed i wrote down another dream sometime ago. Possibly lucid, i don't remember.

Just organizing some of my notes.

"DVD/ game"
"I was on a mission to get information"
"Doesn't look like my own dream"
"Tentacles man/female"
"Charlie sheen was in it... :S" don't even like the ego-tripping mothefucka
"kwas lan is led zo/~ze" <=== i don't know what the hell i wrote down, gotta figure this out.
"Someone or something might have tried to prove a point to me"

I was playing Tetris last night in waking life.

I dreamed I was calculating miles driven on a trucking run by the
shape of each leg of the run.

I am in the town where I grew up (bramcote, nottingham) I remember rounding a corner that was on my school route and seeing my old school, people were flocking to it, soooo many people, it was mental. I watched a car drive up and struggle through the masses, i think to myself "how does someone drive through THAT!?"

I look down and realise i am in my car, i instantly wish i wasn't. i didnt want to try and drive through all those people.

All of a sudden i am on school grounds i enter through two red double doors and walk through another set of doors to the foyer. Im looking around as i walk, i can see the hall and i can see people sitting in reception, they are talking about me. i make my way over to the college students common room, nobody is there. i walk to the art block and there is a class filing in as i arrive, i wander if it is mine?
I find the teacher and to my surprise she is smokin' hot, Bright red, long hair, glasses, pale skin... Petite body. I look her up and down and smile, and start asking her who is in her class. I realise that this is not my class and make an excuse to get away, she follows me outside smiling and asks me to do a favour for her, to get get something. I tell her "if i have a free period, and it turns out i have no lesson i definitely will" She smile and winks at me, I think to myself "omg!", smile and walk away.

I decide to head over to the other side of school. i walk past the science block and over to the tennis courts, im walking really slowly... i dont think i care how late i am. I bump into somebody that i do not know, he tells me im in his class and we are late for english, we'd better hurry. I tell him to "chill out". At this point i suddenly remembered a game that would be played at our school. Where an entire year (grade, or whatever) picked one person and chased them, when they caught up. they usually just piled on them (it was horrible and mean, i always hated it.) just as i was thinking about the game, a fight broke out up on the hill, just pasts the tennis courts im in now. I could see it clearly. One of the girls broke off from the group and within seconds was being chased by a huge crowd of people. I giggle and follow this guy to our class.

To get there we must walk up soooo many stairs, it was just like my school. although, our english class was taking place on the maths floor, which i thought was strange at the time.

As we entered the classroom the teacher was distracted, we slip into the room undetected and find seats. I see a really nice looking girl who smiles at me, shes really pretty but nobody seems to notice her. I smile back, she blushes.
The teacher introduces himself (this wasnt my old english teacher, somebody else, a man, around 45ish)
I zone out and do no work for the entire lesson and all of a sudden its over, hes coming round to check everyones work. I panick. He comes to me and i flinch as he picks up my workbook. "You've done nothing all lesson!!!" he shouts. I quickly reply "i know, but i was planning on doing this at home".
He lets me off and i look up and see the girl again, this time i smile first, i say goodbye. She just smiles at me.

i left school and it was suddenly night, i was at a house party and i was trying to score some weed. All that was available were harder drugs and i didnt want to take them.
I walk inside a house, the room is small, with a little railing, i notice that there are stairs going....down? this whole house it turns out, was a HUGE underground complex, though the floor was sometimes un-level like a funhouse or something, there were many sections to this house and the deepest one was the size of a shopping centre. It was crammed with people. i manage to score some weed, im really happy about that and just want to leave this weird place now.

I walk out of the door, its dark and raining... On the way out i see a girl, she introduces herself and is quite friendly at first. She begins preaching about god and christianity... I didnt like this. ( i believe a person believes what he or she believes and you shouldnt try to change their minds). After a while of me arguing against her random rants she seemed to be convinced that i was evil. We were walking on the pavement, i see the bricks of the houses we are walking past. ive finally had enough of this girl, and she seems to be getting more and more frightened of me. I decide to scare her a little so she will go away.
I say calmly and quietly so only she can hear, "Evil am i?..." i grin savagely and take a step towards her. She is startled by my sudden movement and backs out onto the road and looks terrified. at this point i cannot see myself but wander what i look like to make her look this scared. i think to myself that should be enough to make her leave me alone, but in the distance i see a huge SUV speeding up the road towards her. I take a step forward to try and pull her back to the pavement, back to safety. But she screams and jumps backwards. Right into the SUV's path... It hits her and there is blood everywhere. I didnt mean for this to happen and i was upset. I think to myself "OH SHIT!!!..." .... Then suddenly i don't care any more, i decide im taking too long. I want to get back to smoke my prize, and i need to meet someone.

- Suddenly its the next day, im at school again. This time i see an old school friend, lets call him S.F. i am so shocked to see him here that i instantly walk over and sit next to him. He is having an argument with another old school friend, B.F. (no relation) about some girl at that party i was at. I sit down and say hello.
I turn around and see the girl who always smiles at me, is sitting right behind me. She smiles, seductively at me this time, i smile back and wink but she blushes instantly. I smile again and turn around, not wanting to cause her embarrassment.

The lesson starts and we get into a debate (like we used to in my classes.) I notice that the teacher is getting really preachy again and it annoys me. I notice the similarity between him and the girl from after the party. The debate continues and i try to stay out of it (often my opinions are not the same as everyone elses in the class, which is true in the waking world, i tend to keep my opinions to myself)

The teacher starts pressing me about my beliefs and i tell him i do not want to discuss them, also that i shouldn't be forced to. The teacher angry and presses me further, i tell him "i dont believe in god!" - this is not entirely true, i believe in some higher entity but i dont think of it like the bible would describe - i see how angry he is at my statement, i smile and decide to take it further. "thats right, i dont believe in god and i think that religion is the main excuse when someone powerful decides that people are in his/her way and needs them dead! i admire religions like Buddhism and Hinduism as they are inherently peaceful.
Another kid in the class asks me "surely though, you dont think Christians are evil" i reply with "of course not, thats just the kind of generalisation i am dead against" i explain that im against the religion or its followers, i am against how the text can be perceived and used to slaughter thousands, just like in the crusades. Then i finish it off with "Besides, none of this matters, this is a dream anyway!" I look back at my teacher and give him a smug grin.
He screams with rage and lunges towards me. I have no clue what to do so i just LEG IT!
I smash through the classroom door, the teacher hot on my heals. I can hear him behind me. I shoulder-barge my way through the double doors that lead to the stairs. i think to myself " i need to get down the stairs quickly" i note that each flight of steps is quite high up. I reach the first step and leap, grabbing the railing for stability in the air. I land and turn, ready for the next set of steps. This time i decide to use the wall and run down that, so grabbing the railing again, i throw my legs from under me and use the wall to run down. I get down the stairs SO quickly, i can hear the teacher screaming in the distance. I get to the bottom of the stairs turn, and head for the red double doors i came through. i push my arms forward and the doors swing wide open, a bright white light blinds me and i wake up.

Even though in this dream i Said it was a dream, i wasn't actually lucid but was slightly aware the whole time.

I was in my basement. There were about 4 people with me. We just got back from some kind of fair. There was a bunch of stuff on the table, and a little girl was playing around with it. She mixed some blue liquid with some white powder, and went upstairs. I went upstairs as well, but I looked back to find blue goo flooding the basement and coming upstairs. I warned my brother who was in the living room, but he wouldn't listen. I ran into my room and grabbed the money from the little jar on the shelf above my bed, but as I was doing that I realized...


"what the heck... BLUE GOO? I'm totally dreaming!"
A smile spread across my face as I leaped through the window and began to fly. I got to this huge flat square of dirt with a street connected to it. I thought I would try to call my friend. I just kind of thought if him and next thing I know he was there.
I said "hey, can you teach my some awesome lucid powers?"
He said "sure, what do you want to know"
"teach me shapeshifting"
"No. I'm teaching you how to drive."
"But I want to learn sh-"
"I swear I will kill you"
"... Driving sounds fun."

The dream was getting unstable, so I figured I'd just Gi along with it. So off we went. I found this white car and got in. I floored it and was going at top speed. The feeling was awesome, until I got to a turn and completely wiped out. My car just appeared back on the track, though. I could hear my friend's voice saying "you should try turning."

... So I did. I drifted around the first turn, then another, then ran off the track into a muddy lake. But there was track under it so I drove right out. As I was driving along a straight road I decided I should wake up so I don't forget my dream.

Good morning, everybody.

Dream #1

I was in a big room like a school gym. But there were bookshelves on some of the walls. The floors were covered with something like different-colored exercise mats. The exercise mats were maybe 1 meter long, 500cm wide, and 3cm thick. They seemed to fit with each other like floor tiles. I stood right inside this room, on the right wall, right near a door.

I walked out of the room. I was now in a smaller room. There were a good amount of people in the room, all engaged in a number of tasks with each other. The room was lit only by greyish natural light from windows somewhere.

I sat down in a school-type chair in front of two girls who also sat in school chairs. The girls looked very serious, as though they were giving me a job interview. But they were really cute and couldn't have been more than 13 years old.

As part of whatever interview-like process this was, I began showing the girls how I could sing a song. The song sounded like "Drops of Jupiter," by Train. But it was an older song than that one. I'm pretty sure it was a real song, but I don't remember the song. As I sang the song, I heard/felt it pretty vividly.

I sang lyrics that I'm pretty sure didn't match the actual lyrics of the song (if it was real and it wasn't just "Drops of Jupiter"). I pretty much had the lyrics memorized. But I wasn't sure I was getting them right.

So I pulled a newspaper page out. The page had the song lyrics printed on it. Some of the lyrics were printed in bold, possibly to highlight really important parts or really smart words in the song.

I think there was a point when I realized I didn't have the song fully memorized. But if I looked just a little bit at the paper, I could sing a long string of words. So I felt pretty sure I'd have the song memorized soon.

When I woke up, I actually remembered the tune and a couple small phrases. But they all melted away.

(Side notes: I actually spent part of yesterday evening walking through town and memorizing the song "Kurumi," by Mr. Children. I've listened to and sung along with the song enough times that I almost had it memorized, anyway. I actually thought I did have it memorized. So I was a little frustrated to see how many times I actually had to look at the lyrics.

Although, whenever I get frustrated, I also wonder why I'm my age and still getting frustrated over a rock song. Ugh... immature?)

Tonight I dreamt that I was in a small concert hall with supposedly the rest of my school. The rest of my class was playing music, and I was swetting heavily. Kids in the back of the hall were yelling annoying comments.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of boring dreams last night.

04.30: Sleep

11.00: Dreams
*I'm at work and there's a fast flowing river nearby. I see some red plastic thingies floating around and decide to get them. I get in the water but don't expect it to be very deep. I fall over and is almost swept away. I grab the plastic and head back up.

Dream skips. I'm in the locker room with everyone. I turn the sauna on and everyone decides to get in. We fight over a spot and I get one at the top. I'm covering my body with a towel for some reason.

*I'm in my appartment. I step in something sticky outside of my closet. It's glue coming from the door. Monica comes over and we try to fix it. I have to glue a piece back but it won't stick. Four Linkin Park songs must be glued on there aswell, and I arrange them in order. When I touch the glue and put it on the songs, I can see who has downloaded them.

*I'm playing a real life version of WoW. I seem to be in a neighbourhood out on the country, and I can't find my way to where ever I was going. I take a road and can see several strong enemies up ahead. I just run through them on my horse but I get killed. I spawn at some big fountain and I accidentaly spawn up in the air, which makes me fall and die again. God damnit!

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: Lots of alcohol

That's it! Lots of dream for so little sleep and alcohol. Must have hit the REM rebound caused by the alcohol, cool.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

my theory was correct im a natural lol

so i went back to sleep as per my previous post just after smoking a joint.......im trying to WILD i woke up from last nights sleep with no results and was awake for around an hour.... so im lying in my bed on my side kind of in the recovery position, i start the finger tapping slightly, im counting in my head not 123 but 4+4 is 8, 8+8 is 16, 16+16 is 32 and so on........, pictures are becoming clearer (still not asleep) im feeling my eyelids heavy and realise i need to focus but not too much that i lose the feeling of this "neerly drugged" way. im having butterflies in my stomach (maybe the joint helped) i start to feel like im standin but i dont want to open my eyes incase im not yet in a dream so i try to rock back and forward and it was sort of like michael jackson the way i feel my feet planted and able to lean all the way down then back up. i feel confident enough to open my eyes, i know im in a dream as soon as they open im in my mums bedroom, i do a RC, finger goes straight through, i smile but try to stay calm, it starts to get black round the edges of my sight, RC hands rubbing together dont work that well,,, finger through the hand again... stable for now. i walk to the hall and my bedroom door is open i think about going in and pulling back the covers to see myself but decide against it incase i get excited/scared and wake up so i walk towards the stairs and when i get to the top my late dog max is at the bottom and jumps to his feet when he sees me. i sort of float down the stairs, not that i was making myself float, its just how i felt as i moved around the dream. i go into the living room and no one is there, my step dads computer is on with a game loaded that he plays alot. i hear noise from the speakers so i get closer, i pass the tv and then i hear the tv speakers, i cant hear wats being said through the speakers because they both drown each other out. i see a tin of sweets and as i stare at a small caramel BANG! no sooner am i lying awake in my bed with my eyes shut thinking I DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it wasnt much at the time but its enough for me at this time

nada, still determined though. going back to sleep now and i will have a dream and remember it!

Lots and lots of recall, all from last night / this morning.

Fragments:

- I was in a movie theater, but when I looked up at the schedule of movies, there were instead some lucid dreaming classes being advertised. Should have reality checked >_<

- I was watching Djokovic-Federer at the French Open. John McEnroe was commentating, and he said something like "The timing of Djokovic's push (his win streak) couldn't have come at a better time for Federer," in terms of motivating him to win. He then said he thought Federer would win it all.

- I had a dream I was wearing some sort of body armor.

- I had a dream where I was in a hotel, in a large room I was sharing with a few family members. I went out a sort of window/door into a balcony-alleyway, but after walking around I got lost and couldn't find my way back to my room. The rest of the dream was about my quest to find my room, but I only remember flashes. There was an atmosphere of great tension and mystery about the dream, as if something was really wrong, but I can't quite remember what was going on. I remember being in a long corridor of rooms with numbers, and I had to try to guess which was the right one based on some clues. I also ended up going in a room where there were many computers set up, and participating in a kind of contest there.



#999:
Date: April 2nd, 2011
Length: 4 minutes

I'm in a sort of game where I'm a bad guy being hunted by the inhabitants of an island. I have a couple powers to escape them, like short-range teleportation. They have various vehicles and guns, and I'm basically just running for my life the whole time. The island has two parts -- a village where most people live, and another area which is more remote and has sort of an observatory, partly floating on water, and a dock. It's very early morning.

I get chased through the village, then I'm nearly sandwiched between two small armies, but manage to evade them by teleporting. Progressively I start getting hurt more and more, until it looks like I'm going to be killed. Just at that moment, the sun rises fully and I suddenly gain mechanical wings. I activate them immediately and fly off a cliff, evading the villagers who are extremely angry I got away. I start flying towards the observatory, looking for a good place to hide.

I end up landing in the water, and the dream fades out here. I may have gotten slightly lucid for a few moments.




#1000!!!:
Date: April 2nd, 2011
Length: 4 minutes

I'm in a small plane that my friend is flying, even though he has no training in this. For some reason we're flying to some place that's actually really close by. Anyways, we fly over a highway, and the ride is really shaky -- my friend doesn't really seem to be a good pilot. I keep telling him to be careful and we avoid colliding into a few things, but then we suddenly come up on a tall building and crash into it, unable to pitch up fast enough.

We apparently have several "lives" though, so we end up starting over again. I think we crash again. The third time around, the plane is different, and we're with another friend. The plane now seems very makeshift, composed of a bunch of long pieces of cloth held together by ropes and the like. We're also much higher in the sky. For a while we fly smoothly, but then we start going in circles in the air. My two friends argue for a while about how to fly the plane, then things stabilize for a few moments.

Eventually, the plane starts falling apart for some reason. I find myself stuck on a cloth platform above the main section of the plane, where the other two are. The place I'm at is collapsing, so I need to jump and land below without missing or falling off. I'm quite scared, but I finally do it. I jump down, but I don't make it perfectly and find myself hanging on for dear life. For some reasons my friends are casually taking their time, attending to other things in the plane and letting me hang there for a while before helping me up. I don't recall much after that, I think we arrived above some sort of island. I wrote something here about become lucid also, but I don't recall that?


Ahh, 1000+ dreams. Really happy to have made it to this many, it's really nice to be able to go and look back at all these dreams, I can still remember most of them when I read them. Of course, there are many more to come, hopefully with greater frequency and quality of lucids!

Yesterday i watched a documentary on the History (such a bullshit channel) channel about giants in folklore. 2day i dreamed about giants. I have a cold also and i kept waking up at night. Used these opportunities to try and WILD everytime i woke up. No luck. Good dreams tho, been weeks since i had these vivid dreams.

I dreamed i was at my family for a birthday or something. I was standing and watching a documentary being played on TV about some kind of bird deep inside a cave. I was pretty captivated by this docu for some reason.


It kinda looked like this but more ninja-birthlike less wizardlike

I am standing outside my elementary school. I'm taking sprints to get some speed then i jump up and fly for some moments. I do this for a while then when i got to the end of the street i saw that bird from the documentary and it was carrying a beautiful Rainbow disk/ring. I thought he was gonna give it to me but then the bird threw the rainbow into the air . Over the building across the road, the bird followed it. Then i took a sprint again and prepared for lift-off. Only this time i can not fly anymore. I keep trying and trying. I lose grip on the dream and wake up. (totally non-lucid, thought it was real life)