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Helllo..

so i sleept .. like i allways say .. xD

and i had drea climbing again -.-...
dont remember it at all . at some moment i was playing SCHACH .with 3 friends. i knew only one named @Dios@
we where fighting to who starts first lol.
first who starts needs to take a pack with potato and herb...
i took and saw ,, iw as like wow whats that.. no one starts first they were just fighting.. then my alarm ringed and woke up .. then again went to sleep...

I Had False awekinng and i was sleeping , my dad was doing something in my room so i wanted to ignore him.. i sleeped in my FA dream and ih ad another FA Dream... it was so that i was with my close friend in my room.. and we wanted to go to kitchen.. and i told him "man do u know Lucid dreams?" i am dreaming .

then i turn to LD and walked to kitchen for like 4-5 secs then somehow i woke up ( not in real life in my second dream )..

then .. i went to WC to piss , i finished and my father was talking with the housemaster of the appartment for the door stamp thing how is called with the name of the owner of the appartment.. and then i i went to sleep in my dream... i wasnt LD in my normal dream cus i had LD in my second dream and i though ld is gone.
so then i sleeped and again my dad was doing something in my room with clothes or so..

i ginored then i woke up from alarm and writing this


Thanks for reading

The best dream I had last night was of zombies. These were the fast kinds. But they were dumber lol. Most of the time, they just went in a straight line. If that went to food, great. If not, oh well, forward they continued to march.
I was beginning to think avoiding them and escaping death was going to be an easy thing. Then they became smarter and started crawling along the tops of walls of bottoms of ceilings- slithering across them as if snakes.
A group of people and I were in a large house, but everyone was picked off one by one. Then there were three of us and one young woman snapped. She ran out of the room we were in to find someone. I closed the door behind her and stood in front of it, hearing her be killed.
I don't remember how it ended.

Then I dreamed something strange about baby birds and ants. At first, all of them were inside a shoe box or something. But then I found a nifty closet with a tree stump inside it. I then poked holes through the floor around the stump so the ants could leave for food. I never thought about RC-ing lol, but I bored holes through think particle board flooring with only my fingertips lol
Then I dumped the shoe box. The first thing I noticed was a smell like poop, then I saw cat turds, then I noticed the baby birds for the first time. There were 4 but I only noticed 2 in the darkness. They were grayish colored with a mop of black tipped feathers on their heads.

I flew a lot during my dreams, but I don't recall the circumstances. I vaguely recall something about outer space and a dying planet.

Tonight I dreamt that I made 2 rings around the Earth, much like the one on Saturn, except these were made of water. The water rings went into orbit and looked pretty from my backyard where I was looking at them. My father was mowing the lawn and somehow hit one of the water rings, so they both came splashing down upon us. It was the most beautiful thing.
My father then called me to come see something. I looked in his direction and saw hundreds of swans flying. I walked over to him to get a closer look. One big swan landed in front of us. Following her, was about 50 small swan chicks. I wanted to take a picture with my iPod, but it took half a war to start it up and it was acting strange. The swans flew off and I woke up.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID NIGHTLY ADVENTURE

Good morning! Didn't recall much except some fragment about monkeys before eight. Went back to bed for thirty minutes and had a few pretty cool lucids. Sadly though, some sexual frustration shone through and made me unable to think clearly on my goals. Did manage to summon a DC in a way!

11.30: Sleep

01.00: Nightly Adventure
*I wake up. There's someone drilling a hole in our ceiling from above! I can see the drill and long thin hole they've already made. I'm so shouting at them. I get up. "Monica" I say and intend to tell her this time I'm not dreaming it. I take my cellphone to get some light up on the ceiling. There's no hole or no drill. What? I check the pillows for the dust that was coming down. Nothing. Oh well.

08.00: Fragment
*Monkeys.

08.00: 10 minutes WBTB

08.36: Flowers MILD
I'm at my friend G's appartment. He's playing video games with his other two friends and it's my turn to play some real life one. Apparently you go down into the basement and whack these small rods hanging down from the ceiling. I need something to whack them with, and I spot a very cool aluminum weapon, with a sharp hook at the end, lying on the table. I grab it and head for the door. "Dude, that's mine, you can't have it" one of G's friends say. "Oh really? What am I supposed to use then?" I ask him. He points at a pile of iron bars. They are all deformed. Someone knocks on the door. "It's probably my neighbour whining about the music again" G says and turns it down.

I grab a hammer lying on the table. "You want me to do this then?" I ask his friend, threatening to smash his damn weapon to pieces. "No, come on stop it Matte." I let the hammer go, grab a metal bar and leave the appartment. I head down the stairs, at the bottom there's two people. A Spanish-looking dude smiles at me, I figure it's his neighbour. At the entrance of the basement, I meet up with Monica. There are three different corridors infront of us, with rods hanging from the ceiling. I start running down one of them, I get completely soaked by some pipe which is leaking. I whack them all and run into complete darkness.

A green field appears infront of my eyes and I stop. Monica's next to me. I realise I'm dreaming. "Wow" I say as I look around. We're standing on a small hill covered in green grass and different kinds of plants. There's clover all around us and not far away is the sea. I spot a big yacht. It appears to be a hot summer day and I decide to activate my senses fully this time. I get down on my knees and feel the grass. Touch all plants I can and smell them.

I grab a handful of them and stuff them into my mouth, it doesn't taste much but the texture is just right. I look at Monica, she looks happy. We start looking for different things to eat. Sadly there's not much fruit in Sweden, but I find a green ball-looking flower. Like a flower which hasn't bloomed yet. "Oh babe look at this!" Monica exclaims. She's holding a cloudberry. "It looks just a raspberry." I put the flower I found in my mouth.

I don't have time to taste it though before the dream fades. I lie completely still and think about the scene I just left, I imagine touching the plants.

08.36: And bees DEILD
I'm touching the plants around us. I'm back! I look at the sea once again, this time I see several boats, the yacht is very close to the shore. "Show us your titties!" I yell out. No one on the boat even cares. One boat goes up on the shore though and people are climbing out of it. Monica and I go closer. My primal insticts kick in, I feel like having sex. "Let's have a threesome" Monica tells me. Uhm, sure haha. I look for a woman our age. The people who came ashore looks like a family, a few daughters but all too young. "There's a woman" Monica says and points.

A completely naked woman appears. She's walking towards the family, and must have been sunbathing or something on the beach. We run down the hill towards her. When we reach her, she's in water up to her waist. She's tying her hair up in a knot and when she puts her arms down, I can see her perfect breasts. I know I'm dreaming so I don't really have to ask her for anything. I walk towards her. "No Matte, please don't" she says. Apparently she knows my name. I want to hold her but she keeps backing away, all the time with a teasing smile on her lips.

I know how to make her more willing. I put my hand on my forehead and drag it downwards, changing my face to whatever face she think is hottest. I can't feel any change myself, but it's an illusion, she sees exactly what she needs to see. "Oh damnit, my legs are tingling" she says and squirms.

08.36: Let's finish this! DEILD
I wake up in my bed. Tyrion Lannister from "Game of Thrones" is sitting on a chair next to me. That's weird. He tries to distract me with nonsense, but I decide to count my fingers instead. I count eight. I know I'm still in a dream. Apparently "Weeman" is coming aswell, but I don't care. I decide to finish what I've started. I get up and leave my appartment. I head down the stairs and exit into the light. It's so hot! Everything looks amazing and I activate all senses I can. I know the girl I was just about to have sex with lives nextdoor.

I walk the few meters while touching the bushes to my right. I grab a handful and stuff them in my mouth. Very rough texture. I head through the door into her building and spot a few McDonald wrappers, I try to see if I can smell anything in particular, but everything smells normal. I chew the plants while heading up a flight of stairs and stop at the first floor. "Terrybrook" it says on the door. I knock. An older woman comes down from the second floor and looks at me. I smile and chew my plants. I point at the handle of the door and imagine it being unlocked, and it is!

The door opens and there she is. She's wearing a bathrobe. She gives me a big smile and tells me to come in. She runs into another room and I walk in and close the door. I get an adrenaline rush from the excitement. Crap! Relax, you won't wake up yet. I take two steps.

And wake up.

09.36: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 8½ hours

Supplements: None

New Powers: Face illusion

That's it! Kinda cool dreams, and I'm so glad those DEILD's worked like a charm! Advanced Task complete, woho! The illusion power was also a new power for me. Might come in handy some time.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

I don't really remember much from last night but i do remember i nearly went lucid, this is so frustrating as i cant remember how, it wasn't the usual WILD i usually have so i am thinking that it was the fact that i was counting and doing the usual chant of "i am lucid dreaming" i remember seeing a dream begin and remember nearly getting into it lucid but it then went, my memory of this is quite foggy but i know it happened just a shame it faded and i then must have gone to sleep. ((darn it lol)) if i remember more from last night during the day i will edit and re post more

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It started off we were at a theme park sort of thing, the people i was with decided to skip a queue, we were looking for ways to climb inside this building as a way of skipping the queue, then we found a wall we could climb over. We were then stood in this queue with only a few people and i laughed saying it wasn't worth skipping, there was a second part we could walk off to and as one ofmy friends said "this is shit" we walked to the second part.
There was a rollercoaster slowing down and me and a friend decidedly to cheekily jump on.
It went to the queue area and the woman said "another run" as our barriers fell down (simple rollercoaster with just a bar accross the lap).
As it spun around a corner my carriage was sticking out slightly and my face hit a metal bar and i went dizzy and like i was going to die.
As i went unconscious i realised i was in my room, but my room was blue and there was light shining in from the curtains. My chair was also blue but made from a sort of felt rather than a cotton fabric.
I had a mirror on my wall which didnt quite reflect. I realised i was dreaming and i knew i was unconscious (or thought i was) I thought where can i go then if i'm this lucid i want to go somewhere whilst rubbing my hands together.
I thought i should go dive into my subconscious, i tried in my other dream but failed.
So i went to walk through my wall but i put my hands on the wall and nothing happened, the white paint (and my room isnt white) just stared back at me, so i took a step back and said "ok im in control, this is my dream" i then focused, and pushed one hand through my mirror, the mirror around my hand shimmered like a liquid as i began to push my whole body through, i entered my subconscious, there was nothing, i could see darkness and purple, i then felt a thud and i woke up. (i was trying to get to my subconscious to make all my dreams lucid somehow, failed before, failed now. )
So anyway I woke up for real

I think the fact i was soooo deep into my own dream that the fact i THOUGHT i was having a near death experience led my lucid dream to be very vivid, i could feel everything my sight was more perfect than in real life .
I've failed at getting into my sub-conscious before, maybe its a confidence barrier but im trying to do a wierd sort of "inception" idea or talk to my subconscious to tell it to make all my dreams lucid, guess until then i will have to keep pactising my technique.

sorry for missing caps, etc.: too lazy, on my ithing, blah blah blah... you get it.

So this isn't gonna be very detailed cause it's been a while since I had this one so I don't remember much.

I was at a garbage dump type of place, a big lot surrounded by a short rusty fence and a mound of greenish brown trash in the middle. There were seagulls circling the top of the crap pile. There was a guy there in a dirty blue jumpsuit and a milkman hat who was shoveling trash from the mound and throwing it in another smaller mound. So basically his job was to shovel the trash around for no reason... lol poor guy. I went up to the big trash mound and started digging around (ew), and i found a brown paper bag. I opened it up and there were a bunch of kitties in it, and a cat (mom I think.) I grabbed the bag and showed it to the trash guy, asking if I could take them since I didn't think they should be thrown away like that. He told me I could only take one, somethinb about having to fill his "dead cat trash quota". I grabbed a gray one and gave the rest back to the trash man. For some reason I had to hide the kitty though, like it was illegal to have it or something? I don't know. But anyways, I put it in my purse and very carefully walked home.

Something happened happened on the walk but I don't remember...

I ran in my 'house' and locked the door. The place was actually like a really dark and scary dorm room. I think I had a roomate but I don't really remember. I dumped the cat out of my purse onto the table, but it was flat as a pancake and dead.

Well today I remember from my dreams
-Looking for "The Great Book of the Superheroes" with a friend, in the local library.
-Sucking someone's blood, vampire style
-Entering my building with some kind of baby/pet and finding a neighbour. My baby/pet/thing was crying very loudly.


On a side noe, what the hell happened to my other two entries?

I woke up several times because i set my alarm but i kept smashing snooze until I did not woke up anymore. Apparently I pressed dismiss without noticing it.

I was in Home home, not Uni home and I was like wth. I was laying on the bed and suddenly I saw him. It was C. I hadn't thought about him in ages, let alone dream about him. Anyway, I was there and he came and laid next to me pretending that nothing was wrong. I was like um hii, as my cheerful self. We were just goofing around and then I had a 'sabre' with 88% atk speed up, so far for my game in my dream and he had the knife i always used to cut things. I was like umm, no please don't use that! but we were hacking and slashing around until i got a tiny cut. I was like ok stop, and then put my mouth on the wound to stop the bleeding. His look was as if he felt sorry, and he took my hand and pressed a kiss on it. I was astonished. I was like ummm, thnx. Then we went downstairs to get something and he was being rude. There was this game and I gave him to try it. He had to bump over some coins and he did not pass the first time, so he cheated on the next. I apologized to the person guarding it saying that I would make it up to him sometime, and gave him a kiss on the cheek. I went to the barman and asked for a beer(I hate that drink) and drank it, because i did not want them to know it was for him. Then I asked C. whether he had his drink yet and he said yes. I said goodbye to the barman and another person and told them I would see them soon. I went upstairs and went to my room. He was like, please wait. Then I heard things so, as curious as i am, I went to look and saw that the bathroom was covered in christmas stuffs. Then I went to my room and all christmas stuff again. He gave me a rose and I was flabbergasted. I just stood there and he was like, here for you, for christmas. I got something and was really really happy but i did not know what to give him because i had nothing for him. I thought of the perfume in my closet but then i was like omg. It was as if he could read my mind and he said, All I want, is you.

At that point I was scared and said, I'll be back and went to winterswijk? To pick something up for my mum.

Somehow I realized that she already did that yesterday and then my logic kicked in. I dreamt, I slept? MY EXAM and i woke up. Thank god I was still early, but C...... He scared the living daylights out of me.

Soo I don't really remember this one all that much, but I wrote it down when I first had it a couple of days ago. Here goes:

I was walking down the hallway in my high school (just graduated btw), going between second hour and first hour. For some reason I couldn't remember if it was an A or B day, what class I just had, or where I was going. I got to my locker and remembered that I was going to ApCalc next. I tried to open my locker using 6-12-24, but it didn't work. Then I tried 30-18-40, then 6-37-24, but nothing was working. The bell rang and I managed to sprint to class without being late, but I didn't have any of my stuff. Also, the class was in the front hallway where the library should be instead of where it really is. The teacher told me to sit down so I did, in a desk in the far back middle to the right of a white brick column. The classroom was really weird, the walls were all white and everyone was wearing white, but the desks were tan and so was the tile floor. The whole front wall was a whiteboard and the whole back wall was made of windows, it was like some sort of vista resort or something. Oh, and the desks were really far apart. I guess we started presenting our 'projects', but I don't even know what they were supposed to be or how they had anything to do with calculus. Each student would come up and show a little model they made. They were white and looked like the kids had slapped together random items around their house then covered them with paper mache and plaster. Each one looked different, some were towers, others human figures or geometric shapes, and some were just piles of crap. My turn came to present and I told the teacher I couldn't go because my project was in my locker, which wouldn't open. He got angry for some reason and told me I should have said something when I got into the classroom.

The middle bell rang and people passed through the halls going to split lunch like usual. A chubby female teacher came out of a sliding closet to my right. With her was a little Indian kid (like actually from India, not Native American), about 8 years old and wearing a white collared shirt with a red boy scout scarf and blue shorts. It was like some weird school uniform. My math teacher said, "Mrs. ___ (don't remember her name) is going to escort this kid through the halls, so if anyone needs to go to their lockers go now." I guess I wasn't the only one who was having locker problems, since a lot of kids came and gathered around the teacher. Also I don't know why we needed to be escorted, since normally the teacher just would have let us go without passes or anything. Before our group left the classroom, the teacher said, "For all you guys who complain about getting here too early, this kid gets here before the hamburgers," and pointed at the little kid. I don't know what he meant but I guess that's really early, and a lot of us gasped. We started walking down the front hallway towards the lunchroom and I broke off to go down the side hallway where my locker was. I did my combination, which was 32-18-24, and it worked. (I don't remember what my real combo is(was) anymore.) I got my materials and went back to class but the door was locked, and inside I could hear they were watching a movie. A group of us gathered outside the door and waited for it to be unlocked but it never was. A bell rang, which meant we could go home (completely scratching lunch and fourth hour out of my day I guess).

I walked outside the main doors without going back to my locker for my stuff, and went towards the student lot. On the side of the driveway leading to the student lot there was a short white bus, like one of those transit handicapped buses, except it didn't have any logos on it or anything, and there weren't any panes in the windows. I now was the little Indian kid, and I went on the bus, except there were a ton of other kids on the bus who were exact copies of me. (I was watching myself get on btw, from outside the bus, like a third person view.) There were so many kids on the bus that we filled it up to the roof, so there wasn't any space in it at all. The bus driver told them all (I say them because at this point I'm not one of the kids anymore) to duck down so they wouldn't be seen, and they managed to squish themselves so only their eyes and the tops of their heads popped up from below the windows. I think the bus driver didn't want to be seen having too many kids on a bus. By this time the bus was driving down an empty freeway through a pine forest. I became me again, driving a blue subaru. I passed the bus and looked at all the kids in the windows, and though, 'well, that's weird.'

I got to my apartment building and went inside. (My apartment building has three sets of doors: a locked outside one, an unlocked middle one between the outside and the entrance where the mailboxes are, and the locked door to my apartment.) Everything was normal, but when I opened the door to my actual apartment room, everything was empty. I was on the second floor now too. The whole back wall to every room was made of windows (like the school), and the livingroom had a sliding glass door where you could go out onto a balcony. There was a guy standing in the livingroom, and apparently he was my friend. I was now a guy too, and we were both wearing futuristic silverish armor. There was another guy in my bedroom wearing the same armor, except it was black, and he wanted to kill us. The scene turned into an 8-bit 'side scroller' video game type of thing. My friend and I had short purple health bars in the top left corner and the 'boss' had a big red one along the bottom. We used old style Mortal Kombat attacks to hurt him, but then our health got too low so I had to go into the menu. It was back to normal 2011 type graphics, and had a pink background with items you could select from a list. I highlighted 'max heath', which I had 77 of. The item that gave you 'max health' was a pack of two hot dogs. No buns or anything, just the dogs. I clicked two of the items so I had four hot dogs total, two for each of us, and heard a noise that meant we were all better.

The menu scene went away, and so did the side scroller view. I was now myself and watching things in a first person point of view. Everyone was taking a break or something, my friend was standing in the living room. We started talking, and he said, "I hope he doesn't do an orange lazer I can never avoid those." I said, "Yeah, same here, except I can't avoid the blue cannons." Suddenly I heard the evil guy giggling from my bedroom, which was his base of operations. I walked over to see what he was doing, which was typing furiously on a computer. He said to me, "You just told me your weaknesses! I'm aiming all lazers at him and all cannons at you!" I said, "Oh, shit," and ran into the living room to tell my friend to hide. The cannon/lazer beams popped out of the walls and starting hissing and steaming while glowing their respective colors as they charged up. I tried to hide by ducking down in my kitchen but the things in the walls were like locked on, and they followed me around everywhere, and I knew they could cut through walls. I ran outside (through all three doors) and just as I closed the last door the cannons fired. Luckily at the right moment I did a handstand on the doorknob and avoided it. (**I remember going lucid for a second here, thinking, "this is bullshit, this guy's cheating, screw this," etc, so I slowed down the 'blue cannon' which was like a really big blue lazer and made myself flip up and do the doorknob handstand. But then I lost it and went right back to dreaming normally.) I went back to standing and looked at the door wondering A) why the cannon didn't leave a hole and B) how the hell was I going to get inside without my keys? But I guess the cannon had 'weakened' the door, so I kicked it in, ran through the unlocked second door, and through my door which I had bolted out of without locking (cause really, who has time to lock their door when they're gonna be blasted with a giant blue lazer?) My friend was lying on my livingroom floor, dead. I could see part of the evil guy's body on my bedroom floor from where I was standing, he was dead too. As I ran over to check out my friend my phone rang and I woke up. (thanks, Laura! XP)

a
June 12, 2011

My dreams can be pretty trippy but this one is especially out there.

Key:
My words in blue
{telepathy in these brackets}

There was a lot of chaotic dream elements and I was learning how to accept and incorporate my lucidity into such crazy dream scenarios. I let go of any preconceived notions of what things should be and sort of plugged my consciousness into the dream with no judgments. Places came and went DC's did the same or entirely changed, it was a lot of fun.

Then there was a vacant lot with puddles and junk in it. Then I am hopping over the fence then the puddles and junk. At the end of the yard there is a 2 story building that is covered in tan stucco. I walk to the building and there was in the middle of the cement patio a "wall of perception change" which looks like when extreme heat ripples the air but if you walk through it the scenery and time will change drastically, of course I had to walk through it. I have seen these rarely and they are always associated with high lucidity and intellectual heady events.

On the other side of the wall is a room in ancient home made out of mud brick. My lucidity increases, I can feel myself becoming more lucid to take all this in. Everyone standing around is dressed like ancient Aztecs! I ask myself {what is this place} and get two answers back. Again this is not the first time I have had this happen. In all instances I got back a telepathic answer and an auditory answer. This time the telepathic answer was "Azteca" but I heard the word "Uzbekistan". Unfortunately this time I disregarded the telepathic and kept the spoken word but at least there were no repercussions because of this.

The people were all smaller than me, very thin (bony really), and some of the men had spears, clubs, feathers, and ornamental war clothing on, I could tell there was something special going on. That's when I realized the 3 dead people in tied into hammock-like baskets and they were all wrapped in brightly colored blankets head to toe. I could feel everyone was on their best behavior and I wished I could help. They head warrior(?) there motioned for me to go to the dead so I did. A woman held before me rose like flowers on a platter and I picked a flower off and with a string attached 2 of them to each persons hammock/basket just above their heads.

"I hope I did that right"

Then I saw as if it was another room, in that room, and the dead were standing their spiritually with other ancestors standing chatting about things at their sides.

I looked at them and asked, "Did I do that {right}?"

Even though I asked it partially in telepathy one of them looked at me smiled and nodded in approval. I was very relieved.

Then the room went back to the wake(?). I saw behind each one of the dead was a sort of trellis made of two long tree saplings and tree vines woven in between the long sticks, in which each person's personal items that showed what they had accomplished in life, were hung with string. I realized everyone here knew these people and I started to feel out of place and then woke up.


Scrolling through tons of pictures this is almost exactly what I saw. No big head or body adornments and this guy looks like he could be one of them and who knows maybe he is.

I was with Rob near Jollibee La Salle (Bacolod), and they were renovating Jollibee, extending even into the road. It was night. Mike P was also with us, and they were chatting. We crossed the street across, and Mike went somewhere else. Rob was looking for something, and I recommended a clown store nearby. I saw an SA8 laundry box displayed on the window, and I thought that I can get one myself.

Then we went our way. I somehow remember him letting his son (still a baby) back home on his own. I was then in that home, and there were teeny-tiny "people" or toys, and they were playing/fighting with the baby. Then there was a storm, and everyone went outside, and saved some one/people. Rob and his wife arrived.

I was somewhere in Bacolod. I was in front of a mall, around 12 noon or 1 pm. I wanted to take a jeep to a place in the south. Before I knew it, it was 5 pm and then 6 pm. I took a jeep back home (north). Morning? A guy (a hero or something, wearing anime-ish clothing) was supposed to accompany me home, but he said something about being betrayed, so he went elsewhere.

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Dreamsigns:

Rob (haven't seen him for over a year, and he swore never to go to Bcd anymore)
Mike P and Rob together
Clown store
SA8 in public
tiny people
time speed

I was in a chinese restaurant with my family. We got our food and sat down. A guy who worked in the restaurant was talking to us, and something on my plate was moving. It's kind of hard to explain. It was a game, sort of, where you had to match two of these little characters but they were made of cake or something...

After that we left the restaurant, which was connected to a huge mall. I saw a guy wearing a cow suit with an incredibly long tail. I thought that was wierd and did a RC. unfortunately, it FAILED. I was kicking myself when I woke up.

I ended up falling asleep after writing my last entry, around 10AM. I woke up around 12:30PM.

♥Mark, no-Name and I were in some kind of paint chat together. I had coloured the canvas an army/moss green and ♥Mark was writing something over it, but in a very similar colour so I couldn't read what it said. I was like.. ridiculously upset about that for some reason and erased the area where he was writing. I think no-Name was typing below the paint chat but I couldn't read anything he said.

I woke up in the middle of some really crazy sleep paralysis which was intensifying a headache I had. My entire body felt like a throbbing brain, but in the midst of that I was having fleeting feelings of arousal. The throbbing pain subsided and the paralysis became very sexually-charged. My thoughts, regardless of what they were, became very arousing and I eventually felt a hand trailing down my stomach (even though I was sleeping on it). So, you can guess where the hand went. I had it in my head that it was my own and that I was reading a comic at the same time, but it startled me anyways and the hallucinations lessened. I realized I had both of my arms tucked under my chest and started thinking about how interesting sleep paralysis can be until I dozed off again. For some reason, trying to WILD never crossed my mind.

So in my next dream, I was in some store that resembled Ikea but it had a lot of hardware store-type stuff, too. I had a black shopping cart and I was trying to return some metal sheet/tool thing, but I had a really hard time finding the aisle and driving my cart. There were furniture sets everywhere that were getting in the way. I kind of remember something about bats. There was also an old Asian woman with a bright pink top on. She seemed to be looking for the same aisle as me so I started following her because she could navigate the store better.