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I am in a beautiful big house of an affluent family. I want to borrow some manuals and other papers for some hours to make copies of them. I have an nice conversation with the daughter of the family. She will check the papers before I get them.

After that I must go to the toilet. A big dog wants to slip into the big bathroom, but I block his way. His head becomes temporary entrapped between the door and he whines. I find it pathetic, but I’m also a little afraid. When I am sitting on the toilet, a poodle comes with a wet snout that he wants to put against my clothes. I am irritated and want to push him away, but I worry about the reaction of the members of the family.

(Thebeastofold's dream)

I had 4 dreams in a row last nihgt, no lucid however...


Tons of beef jerky.

I was in a large strange house, and i walked outof what was apparently my room and went down stairs, my Mother was in the kitchen and there was a huge pile of bags of beef jerky on the counter, i went to grab one and mom said "your sister and neice will miss those..better not...so i headed back upstairs, and saw beef jerky bags everywhewre, stuffed in and behind everything...i saw about 10 bags stuffed behind a toilet, and decide they wouldnt miss these, so i grabbed them and went back to my room, my dog was aslewep on the bed, and one of my late cates was wandering inthe hallway, i grabbed him, hugged him and put him in my rrom on the bed, i saw my laptop on the bed and everytime i tried to open it, i saw another of my late cats i the hall, the door was open even tho i closed it everytime i grabbed a cat, after 3 or 4 cats, i started eating the beef jerky...i noticed then it was bridgeford jerky..it tasted really good.


i walked out of a large house, similiar to the one in the previous dream, and met a couple girls, or i should say ladies, heading dow the same path as I, i grabbed one of them by the hand and started leading them down a path beteen a bunch of really huge house embedded inthe hills surounding this huge courtyard surrounding us...we got to a large gnarled tree inthe center, and i noticed smoke in the distancecoming up from behind a pyramid ressembling chichen itza(SP?) ..but i couldnt tell the ladies for some reason, one lady was taller than the other and they were talking as if they were old friends..or sisters...finally after they both ran in circles trying to point something out to each other, they finally noticed the smoke and when i looked back it was just over the hill instead of in the distance.....the taller ladygrabbed my shoulder and said oh lord look! and she spun me around and the house to my right starte burning abruptly from the inside out and crumbled to glowing ash, i kept spinning and everytime a house came into view it did the same thing....by this time the ladies were laughing hysterically...


i was at a party or get together in what looked like my dining room, only it was open completely except for the wall of a bulding next door...i realized i had to go to the bathrrom so i wandered away to find one, i walked past a long building and came to a small field with people throwing softballs around, they were wearing what looked like softball uniforms, i walked to the back part of the field, found a dead end and started back, i abruptly got hitin the face by a softball, i picked ip up and tried to toss it back to the lady who threw it, but it weaghed a freakin ton...it kind of rolled to her, i said "what is it lead lined?!?!" and she said well, kind of, theni noticedit was a miniature medicine ball.....as i walked back i came across a guy asking a lady where the bathroom was, i noticed he was standing infront of it..so i went around him and closed and locked rthe door....i went aound a small turn and there were no walls, just a toilet on the edge of a huge open field...i started unbuttoning and the guy started banging on the door harder and harder, i looked around the corner and the doorknob was slowing sliding out of its hole...and so were the hinges..i ran back and pounded the knowb and hingepins back in with my hand..i went back to what i was doing, and couldnt go through with it, i realized if i peed in the dream i might pee in real life.,...and i really didnt want to wet the bed ive had dreams like this all the time......so allof a sudden he was trying to puth the knob and hinge pins out again....so i ran back to the door and pushed thm back in again and held them there and i yelled are you trying to tellme something?!?!?! he said, youere dreaming pal, youre dreaming......a vision of a bright orange porta-a-potty popped into my mind...



my mother and i were standing ona street corner in what looked like china..we started walking across the street in a large crowd and i started heading to a hat shop on the other corner, but mom grabbed my arm and we ended up waling around a strange open air mall with mall type storefronts with no front walls..strange.....we started back because once again, i needed to find a bathroom....we walked a bit and i found one, the door had both pictures on it men and women, and the word ALL above the pictures...i alked in and closed the door, and there was 7 or 8 different kinds of urinals in the middle of the room all facing each other, and filthy...i realized one again if i went in the dream i'd probably go in the ral world, so started loking around the room and noticed about 20 toilets inside a small room with like a 3 foot door in one wall, i grabbed one toilet and it slid out on a track of somesort on rollers, there was a large coin box mounted on the front edge of the bowl so youd have to straddle it to sit down..i pushed it away and noticed a shelf along the riight wall by the door full of strange canding and odd looking pastries...i started reaching for a few then realized how gross tis all was and went over to the sink to wash my hands, i pushed the soap dispenser and powder came out...i wiped it al over my hands and when i dumped into the trash, my hands were perfectly clean...as i walked outthe door, there was a small box of trinkets on the edge of the shelf by the door, i reached in and grabbed something and walked out, when i got out i looked at what i had grabbed and it was a weird semi-3d plastic keyfob, an image carved in it so if you looked at the other side it looked 3d of a creature that looked like half woman half lion..strange...and the keyfob had a college name on it of some sort...cant remember what tho...and there was was about 7 or 8 key covers hanging from it...we started walking away and mom said "you never planned to try college one way" I woke up....

This dream is very fuzzy to my memory for me but here's what I remember. I was with a group of about 6 people total. Allen was one of them and the rest were made up. We were going to drive to disney world. I went there once as a kid so I know what it was supposed to look like. We were all super drunk, laughing, and falling over eachother. We got to disney world and we bought fanny packs and mouse ears and were wearing them. We were drinking booze out of giant eiffel tower cups like I had in vegas. The drinks were glowing bright red. We get inside the park and the whole park is just a series of hallways. Some are flooded with water and small sharks. The halls are painted dull yellow and orange. One of the people with us has acid. We all decided to take some. Now the hallways were twisting and looking like a fun house. We explore for a long time (I forget a big chunk here). We somehow get to a shark tank. The guy who had the acid gets in the tank. The sharks start to bite his legs and feet and torso. The whole time he and the rest of us are laughing hysterically. The guy is going to die. We all have lost touch with reality. Allen is laughing so hard he is on his knees crying. Though I am still laughing I am starting to realize what's happening. Wake up.

I was just back from Switzerland, and my mother asked me if I still knew where my (cell) phone was. Yes, I did, it was in my room, plugged in. I went into my room, and found it plugged in, but on the floor, so I shuffled around some cables and put it on my desk. I had one text message. I thought to myself how sad it was that, in three weeks, I’d gotten one text message. It was from a friend of mine, Bernard, who probably needed my Chem notes.

Then I was on a bus, going to a mall in a nearby town. I noticed a ton of people I know (and a ton I don’t) sitting near the mall. One (whom I know) caught my attention, “Hey Ben; do you know how to get to Clark’s house?” Clark is a friend of mine, with whom everybody associates me. Yes, I knew how to get to his house, but it sounded rather implied that I would be going, which I didn’t want to do. I gave directions “Go down to [street], turn left until [street]. It’s number 162.” This got repeated a few times, when I noticed Clark nearby, with a bag of weed. I approached him, and he began laughing hysterically, “That was a cop car that just passed by.” It passed by again. He began desperately trying to do something (?) with his weed. It passed by again and stopped.

The cops were a little sarcastic and wise-assy, but they took his weed. I ended up leading into a conversation about how cops have to do even less in Switzerland, since nobody really cares if you roll cigarettes, smoke weed, or whatever the hell else you do there. They took his weed, and gave him a choice: “If you want, we can do this the normal way. But if you swear never to smoke weed again, we’re done here. If I catch you, though, I’ll stab you.” It seemed like he’d accepted the “normal” path, because he tried desperately to regain his weed (grabbing is not a good idea).

He still had 19 credits (which, apparently, is his currency with his dealers) left over. He jumped in a pool of water (god knows why), and his credits went down to 0 (I had a helpful little counter in the bottom-right of my vision). One of the cops pointed this out – apparently credits are water-soluble.

A satanic-looking giant baby terrorizing a city, sucking up energy from citizens, while several other abominations lurk in the background. I was tweety bird, who also had the ability to sap energy. Entering the city, I began attacking one such terrorizing creature, subtly sucking up its energy, from behind a wall. It noticed. I began flying away, trying to avoid its ability to kill me. It was rather powerful, with the ability to teleport, and conjure things (really all kinds of things you don’t want to fight against). I heard a voice in my head, “Now get the apple juice on her, and stab her with a silver knife”.

I was in a small shelter, with conjured, spinning blades coming up towards me from below. I assumed that stabbing her with the silver knife would remove her powers. So I tried it. It worked. Her (for it was definitely a “her”: a middle-aged woman, copper hair, quite pleasant-looking if she weren’t so angrily evil; I imagine there’s a Hansel and Gretel section in my subconscious) powers were gone, now she was just human. She began throwing apples at me, and I, in human form, began catching them, throwing them, and whatnot. Then I realized I could turn in to a bird, and just flew away a little. I brought her to a lightning storm, where she was to be destroyed. But as I waited, she changed, changed into a rather attractive 20 year-old. At this point, I felt bad for killing her (even though it was fairly necessary), so I apologized, and then... woke up?

I was now back in the Chem lab with Bernard. In front of me, a fist-sized jar of liquid, containing some string of beads, and what appeared to be gravel. This was a kind of memory of the fight between myself and the evil entity. I felt it was worth commemorating. I took the slightly-covering lid off, to add something. Clear liquid flowed out onto my fingers. I realized that, if it was a jar of liquid, formaldehyde would make sense (preserving whatever it contained). I smelled it; it smelled vaguely of formaldehyde. I asked Bernard, “Is this formaldehyde?” His answer rang vaguely of formaldehyde. I washed my hands, trying to remember if aldehydes were water-soluble.

30.07.2011

Mowing and plastic sheets (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

ok i forgot like the first quarter to half of this dream. but i remember being outside a house, i dont know who's, mowing a strip of grass next to a flower bed, using a push mower. but for some reason the grass was too much for the mower and the blades stopped turning, so i went back and lifted the blades some. i remember seeing people in a room, it was some friends of my girlfriend i think, they were looking at me and talking to me, i actually knew one of them, i didn't like her at all lol. i then went to the back yard, wondering where my girlfriend went, she came out of the woods behind the house, the backyard was actually my backyard, and she said she was doing something. there was a bunch of big plastic sheets all around the yard, and she asked me if i wanted to make boxes out of them, like for pretend houses or something. so we walk around, selecting which sheets would be used for sides and tops and bottoms. it gets a little weird after this, her little sister walks up and i can hear spongebob characters in my head, its really hard to explain, but i think i was plankton lol. thats as far as i remember.

30.07.2011

my short career as a tax collector (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

this one was weird. it starts, as far as i can remember, in a suburb, its very shady, with many tall trees. im in front of someones house, it belonged to a high ranking officer, and i used to collect his taxes for him, he was really old i think. i was waiting for someone to tell me what to do, when an older lady with a dark blue business suit came walking up to me. i told her that i was told to wait for someone, and asked what to do now. she pointed off into the distance a ways, and directed me to some tax office where i was supposed to go. i started off in that direction, but i could never find it. i stood on this really wide brick railing-type thing, it extended past the edge of the buiding i was at, its really hard to explain how it looked. anyway, it had this drop off and i was cautious around it, so i sat down. then this british kid walks up and starts talking to me, asking me why im afraid, then some other kids come over and stand around watching. then a girl, i never saw her, she was behind me, says something like "don't worry about them, they're just making fun of you because you're american...." i then swing over the edge and begin climbing down the wall, which is surprisingly not brick, but natural rock. i say something like "yea it's ok, he'd get made fun of for being british...." i dont remember much after that, i think i was in some sort of mall later, still looking for the building lol.

7-28-11

I hardly remember this one. I don't know where we were, but i think it was the Mall of America. there are a couple of visions of waiting in line. I think there was a bunch of chaos (but domestic chaos, like huge crowds and movement and stuff...). Anyway, the most clear part of the dream is this:

I'm on the roof of (or parking lot of) the Mall of America or something. I know my mom is there, and I think there's tons of other people too. We're all watching the sunset. The sky is very orange. All of a sudden, we see a rocket come from behind us from the left. It crashes (?) somewhere over the horizon. Then there's an enormous explosion. A huge wall of red and black debris starts flying towards us. Just as I hear people about to panic, I hear my mom shout, "It's the Apocalypse!" because in the dream, that was how the Bible said the world would end (even though it doesn't really say that in real life...).

I'm really scared, and i start half praying, half freaking out because I don't know if I'll go to Heaven or Hell. The next part is just an enormous blur. Then, I open my eyes and see the ground all charred. But everyone is still alive.

I may have a fragment or two but this dream killed anything that I had before. It was a pretty decent size and I woke up around 10:00 where I normally get up at 4:00-8:00.

A fat black man wearing a light brown suit enter a super mall. He had his mother who look like she could easily be a grandmother, basically a stereotypical red Sunday dress wearing black woman with a face so smash up that you can't see her eyes. Now that I think about it the black man pretty much look like this guy:



Minus the bow tie, with gray hair and somehow fatter cheeks. Anyway he was also with his wife which I don't recall much.

They went in the mall and it seem like the man was a hero of some kind as he have a huge row of pictures being hung there. She started crying and saying how he don't deserve it.

My bro and myself walk into the mall and saw that this candy was being sold like crazy.



Though only the red cherry was seen in the dream.

I decided to help out a chocolate selling mini mall out (still inside the super mall) by giving them ideas like chocolate cellphones (lol dream logic) which made them a big hit. The push pop group lost customers quickly and became a ghost town. My bro and myself decided to buy a baby bottle pop:



Once again only having cherry...Just to help them out...Basically out of pity in a prideful kind of way. We were trolling basically by buying the worst item that they had to help them out.

Until I have this dream I never notice that push pop and bottle bottle pop were related.

The next day(?) the black man look at the picture of himself and seem to be very happy this time.

Weird freaking dream.

July 1st, 2011

We were at some restaurant in the city. The restaurant was outside, a couple stories high. It was cold, windy, and cloudy (and crowded). It eventually turned out to be a field trip.

After a while of eating or whatever, something drew my attention to the next table. There was this one guy who looked really familiar (even in real life.). He looked like he might've been some waiter, and I saw him a couple of other times in the dream. Everyone at the table he was at was giggling. He said something I couldn't exactly hear, but it sounded like he said something along the lines of how he had been staring at me this whole time, but I never noticed. So I repeated what I thought he said as a question, and everyone shouted my name either 1) in a way that indicated that was, in fact, what he said, 2) i was stupid for not hearing, or 3) I was stupid because he really said something else entirely.

Then the conversation turned into city cranes. It was why we were at the field trip: to go on them.

The familiar guy was talking about the cranes (btw, i don't know who this 'familiar guy' is in real life, and he didn't even tell me his name in the dream.). i think he actually worked on them. he said something about having "three up already" or something, but it made sense because while he was talking about it, I could see it happening: In the dream, ropes hang down the long horizontal part of the crane at the top, and they held stairs. he meant he had already gotten three flights of stairs set up.

After this, I saw myself being raised up in the crane. It got really high and I freaked out. My friend Tyler was there, too...

Then the dream changed. It was at some place that was very flat and open. it was after the storminess of earlier had passed. it was still windy, and there were still clouds (which were freakishly close to the ground), but it was like it was leaving. There was a small skeleton of a building to the left, because people had just started building it. it was notably bright outside. Nick Cannon was talking (like I may have been watching the whole thing on TV) and i noticed a colorful tube or pipe just randomly starting a couple of feet off the ground and going infinitely into the sky and the clouds. An eagle came and went into the tube. Nick Cannon mentioned something about how things arent always as they seem, and then the eagle came out of the end of the tube (even though the end was somewhere in the clouds where I couldn't see it, it was also just right there where I could see it.), but it was a pig with wings. Then I heard some music, and woke up to my radio...

Went to bed 1:00-1:30
Goals: MILD, WILD, Stabilize
6:23 In corpus in a hotel right next to the water. I walk out onto the balcony and there are some random dcs there, a young couple. When i walk out, daytime with cloudy gray sky, the guy asks me something like, how would you like holding a new baby when you come to padre, i knew he meant like what it would be like to take your kids there for the first time or something. I tell him, yeah man thats a pretty beautiful experience.

At some point water begins splasing up to the hotel quite hard, it makes it up and over the balcony. We get hit by the first wave, i rem tasting the salt water as the water splashed over. Another wave is coming and we head inside, the first thing i think is, i wonder if it will flood the whole hotel, i even rem briefly entertaining the thought that this is very similar to a reoccurring dream i used to have. I rem the beach stuff, specifically rem boogie board, getting washed out to the water by the waves. Dont rem much else.

9:46 I rem being in a school caferteria standing in line to get some food, there are several lines i can see, they are all about the same length, after a bit in the dream one gets shorter, some people from my line head over there after talking about it for a second. I move up a little, the line im in is un organized and people are kind of standing to the left of it. I move up even more, i may even ask someone if they are in line, the line gets more organized.

I see this dude in front of me who was in my crit thinking class in senior year. I say hey werent you in my speech class in 12th grade. He just starts smiling and doesnt answer, worried about looking weird because this dude is ignoring me i start pretending to do little things while i wait for an answer. He finally starts talking and the dream shifts a bit. He turns into that guy edmund and we are now ouutside, on a campus that looks like the school i go to, but its not quite the same. We are standing at the top of a hill in between two buildings, sidewalk connecting the two.

Now edmund seems to have the idea that there was a class i dropped when i should have tried harder, i follow along with the premise, in the dream it makes perfect sense although now i cant think of a similar incident in waking life. He says something about it being community college and i shouldnt have to drop or something like that. I start to try and tell my reasons why but i cant think of any, while talking about it i imagine the classroom we were in, i rem seeing edmund sitting in there with various other people, i rem thinking the class was a lot of fun. This dream was mostly just the conversation, i know we both said plenty more but i cant rem much else.

Lucidity-0
Vividness-8

I don't know where it started from, but the first thing i remember is that i'm in a city with several transformers fighting nearby. Guns are blasting, and all hell is breaking loose. I start to run from the action, since i didn't feel like dieing obviously. I run to the corner of a building where i then see some smaller transformers chasing eachother. One was a speedbike that was chasing one of those bikes from Tron. As i see then chase each other around, Zack Galifanakis. He's doing some stupid little dance and walking towards me.

Dream Skips

I'm in my old bedroom from when i was a kid. My fuckbuddy's there and leaves the room. Another girl is there and starts rubbing up against me. I'm like cool, and grab her ass. She gets pissed that i touched her. I'm like wtf girl, u can rub up against me and i can't touch u? She says thats exactly it. I'm like.... ok. I just lay down as she messes around with me.

And something cool though, at the end of the dream my arms were exactly the way they were in waking life. I thought it was cool anyways.

6-20-11

I think it started out with me and my friend Bailee going to high school orientation early. (Actually it might've been the start of the freshmen year) but I don't really know.

(Actually, before this, me and Bailee were at school and a janitor told us where our homerooms were.)

In my homeroom, there was a giant table that everyone sat around. I remember a kid named Griffin being there (but in the dream his name was Randy) and everyone joking about him and stuff (because everyone (even the teacher) knew him, except me)

The whole time I was sitting in my homeroom, I was sitting at the east side of the table. The teacher was somewhere left of me. My homeroom was in the kitchen (of the school) instead of my normal homeroom, but it looked a lot like a normal classroom. I had some stuff sitting on the giant table that I still had to get into my locker. The table was kind of like the tables in wood-shop, but lower. Not everyone was sitting at it. Some people were sitting close to the door on stools and stuff. I felt very nervous. I was the only one who still had stuff on the table (except one person still had some notebooks or paper, and I felt slightly more comfortable.).

This scene changed into me standing in front of Griffin's (Randy's) house. It was very fall-ish outside. So fall-ish that the sky was almost orange.

This scene (which only lasted a couple of seconds) transitioned into night time. I lived in the same neighborhood as Randy (Griffin) and I think we actually lived very close.

Anyway, it was night, and I don't remember sneaking out of the house, but I knew I was outside and I knew I did this often (and usually just walked around the town.).

This time, though, all I did was hide under a bush. I kept crawling really fast under it, in a very small circle. The bushes pushed hard against me as I crawled closer to the center. It had the same feeling as a night terror or whatever, though I wasn't really thinking about it at the time.

Occasionally, a car would pass and I would worry that they would see me, but eventually I panicked because I thought my parents might've realized I was gone. the last thing I remember is running through the street. Then the dream ended.

I'm a barbarian travelling down a country road with a small group of adventurers. Along the road we meet up with a carriage pulling a cart full of barrels. There are several foot soldiers around the cart giving us the stink eye. I get the feeling that these soldiers are protecting something very important so I attack them.

Later everyone associated with the carriage is dead and I am rooting through the wreckage. Turns out the barrels are full of chopped up goblin parts. I am disappointed and a little disgusted.


Later again, we are at a bar and I'm drinking out of an awesome goblet. I want to steal the goblet but the rest of the party talks me out of it.

On the Chin
Recall: 9/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Left Side (Right Brain)

I'm in the jungle, and like most dreams where I find myself in the jungle, I'm a contestant on Survivor. My current challenge is some sort of race. I hear someone crashing through the bush behind me, so I take off running to stay ahead of them.

There is a guy with me on my team, and we run towards some sort of cave opening or building entrance, me first and my team mate right behind me. Our pursuers are right on our tail. We go through the entrance, and a girl behind us is yelling to my team mate he has to stop because he's been caught. I wonder if that means I'm caught too since I'm only a couple of paces ahead of him, but she doesn't say anything to me, so I keep going.

I see a staircase on the left, and a long ramp on the right, and choose the ramp. I run to the top where it turn right. I then find myself in a large arena. The section of bleachers to my immediate right is covered in prizes, mostly glass ware, with some cabinets at the very top containing the best prizes. I wish my pursuers weren't so close behind so I had time to figure out what to do here.

I race up into the bleachers, which look somewhat like the Chichen Itza , and my pursuer Sasha is right behind. I pick up an old empty pop bottle and brandish it like a dagger, hoping to hold her at bay. Sasha pick up a bottle and brandishes it at me. She says we should use our boat training to go to Prince Edward Island, and I ask if that's close to here. The geography doesn't make sense.

The I pick up another empty pop bottle and hold it up like I'm about to throw it. Not wanting to actually smash her with a bottle, I start to run back down the steps. Sasha chases, but trips and falls face first onto a white dinner plate with a blue pattern on it, shattering the plate. I stop and cheer, saying "It's about time something broke!"

I go back to check on her, and as she rolls over I see that she's cut her chin rather badly. The cut starts under her bottom lip, and goes all the way down under her chin, along the bottom of her jaw, right to her throat. It makes a large flap of skin that just hangs there. She tries to put the skin back in place. The part right under her lip is pretty thin, but as it goes under her chin it gets much thicker.

I tell her to hold the skin in place, and try to reassure her saying it will hardly leave a scar once it's healed. I tell her to trust me, I've cut myself lots and know these things.



Fragment: Lost Opals
I'm in the game Link Realms, and the newb bank, and a stack of 50 opals gets knocked out of my inventory onto the floor, where another player picks them up. I'm not sure who took them, and lament the sudden loss of wealth.