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I was in my friend's house in Indiana, but my girlfriend was there with me. We went go-karting, but at some point we ended back up at my house. A while later, the scene shifted, and I was on my laptop in my living room, talking to my mom. Something about my laptop felt weird. The monitor part felt like it was made of jell-o. I thought to myself, "that's not right... it should be much firmer than that." So I pinched myself, and it didn't hurt. I told my mom, "This is a dream." And she asked me, "Well how do you know?"

We had talked about lucid dreams the night before, so I told her to look at the clouds, and how they were abnormal. There was a layer of dark clouds lower to the ground, making a weird pattern in the sky. Above them was a layer of white, puffy clouds. The clouds all seemed to blend together with the ground in the horizon, which was strange. I told her all of this, and tried to teleport myself to another location. I woke up. I pinched myself again, and it still didn't hurt, so I thought it must be a false awakening. Unfortunately, after that, I woke up for real.

On the Chin
Recall: 9/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Left Side (Right Brain)

I'm in the jungle, and like most dreams where I find myself in the jungle, I'm a contestant on Survivor. My current challenge is some sort of race. I hear someone crashing through the bush behind me, so I take off running to stay ahead of them.

There is a guy with me on my team, and we run towards some sort of cave opening or building entrance, me first and my team mate right behind me. Our pursuers are right on our tail. We go through the entrance, and a girl behind us is yelling to my team mate he has to stop because he's been caught. I wonder if that means I'm caught too since I'm only a couple of paces ahead of him, but she doesn't say anything to me, so I keep going.

I see a staircase on the left, and a long ramp on the right, and choose the ramp. I run to the top where it turn right. I then find myself in a large arena. The section of bleachers to my immediate right is covered in prizes, mostly glass ware, with some cabinets at the very top containing the best prizes. I wish my pursuers weren't so close behind so I had time to figure out what to do here.

I race up into the bleachers, which look somewhat like the Chichen Itza , and my pursuer Sasha is right behind. I pick up an old empty pop bottle and brandish it like a dagger, hoping to hold her at bay. Sasha pick up a bottle and brandishes it at me. She says we should use our boat training to go to Prince Edward Island, and I ask if that's close to here. The geography doesn't make sense.

The I pick up another empty pop bottle and hold it up like I'm about to throw it. Not wanting to actually smash her with a bottle, I start to run back down the steps. Sasha chases, but trips and falls face first onto a white dinner plate with a blue pattern on it, shattering the plate. I stop and cheer, saying "It's about time something broke!"

I go back to check on her, and as she rolls over I see that she's cut her chin rather badly. The cut starts under her bottom lip, and goes all the way down under her chin, along the bottom of her jaw, right to her throat. It makes a large flap of skin that just hangs there. She tries to put the skin back in place. The part right under her lip is pretty thin, but as it goes under her chin it gets much thicker.

I tell her to hold the skin in place, and try to reassure her saying it will hardly leave a scar once it's healed. I tell her to trust me, I've cut myself lots and know these things.



Fragment: Lost Opals
I'm in the game Link Realms, and the newb bank, and a stack of 50 opals gets knocked out of my inventory onto the floor, where another player picks them up. I'm not sure who took them, and lament the sudden loss of wealth.

NON DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm with Jim Carrey in my house. There is someone else there, and we're trying to trick him into forgetting his name. I'm hiding in my bedroom, cracking up as I listen to Jim yell "NOPE." whenever he guesses his name. The random guy is like, "Is my name...Bake? Drake? Blake?" and Jim Carrey just keeps saying no.

Then, to my horror, I realize that my name is Blake, so he can't have that name! (Uhm...my name's not Blake in real life. I'm a girl and my name is nothing close to that...)

The dream switches.

I can't pinpoint exactly when this happens, but somehow, I became lucid. I confirm it with a few reality checks.

I'm standing on a street at night-time in some downtown city. I remember how one of my lucid goals is to eat something and try and stabilize the dream. I notice some people sitting on the sidewalk, with little foldable tables and paper plates of food. I figure I can just steal some food from them.

I walk up to this man and he has a plate of baked beans. I say, "Can I have some beans?", and he looks at me with an extremely creepy and malicious smile on his face and says, "No...". So I start to walk away, but I realize he's still staring at me with that creepy look. I say, "Stop being creepy! Now!", to which he replies, "I don't think so...".

I ignore him and walk to another person, a woman, sitting and eating what appears to be a cheesy bratwurst. I walk up to her and say, "Could I have a bite? It's...for charity...". She says, "Of course, hon! Take the whole thing!". So I take it from her and take a bite out of the other end of it. It tastes just like it does in real life. Unfortunately, it doesn't really do much for stabilization.

Anyways, so I set the bratwurst down again and turn around, just to see the creepy guy standing there. He walks away from me and over to this random hotdog stand that's sitting in the middle of the road, because apparently, he works there. I go up to him and say, "That's it! I warned you!", and I proceed to hold my fingers as if they were a gun, pointing it right at him. I pretend to load said finger gun.

There are a bunch of people standing in the road, and they all get shocked expressions and either run away or drop to the ground in an attempt to protect themselves from any possible gunfire.

I say, "I told you not to be creepy, but you didn't listen. Now, I don't wanna have to kill you, so don't make me!". The creepy guy no longer has a creepy look on his face and instead looks terrified, holding his hands up in the air. He swallows and nods.

"Good," I say, and lower my fake weapon. There is another guy working at the hotdog stand. He's younger, and he's totally cute. So, I say to him, "You're coming with me." He obliges, and loops his arm around mine. We start walking down the street.

Sadly, I lose lucidity. I'm still walking with the guy, and we walk into an ice cream shop. Now he's wearing a shirt similar to what Waldo wears. There's and old lady in the ice cream shop wearing the same shirt. We get in line for ice cream, but there are a bunch of kids trying to cut us. I realize it's a group of kids on a field trip, and of course, their chaperone is no other than Bruce Willis.

We get to the front, though. I want Superman flavored ice cream (a real flavor, yes), but I instead by mistake get a flavor called Senorita Raspberry (a made up flavor). It actually tastes really good...

I wake up. Now that I think back, I really wish I'd killed that guy, using my invisible gun...

I was in Mabinogi, and in an entrance of a really weird castle. There was four of of fighting these things at the entrance, but only for our own benefit. I was a guy, and my hair was teal, and my outfit was the basic beginner teal/red. I thought it was pretty sexy looking, and the people said I looked the best, but then I looked at another guy which was a tan color and I thought he looked the best. We killed these walls?? And I kept hitting the wrong one.*
I was in Hl2 and Hannah was either watching or was behind me. I was walking in circles around, but up this really dark and scary ghost ship. I got to the top and everything was so real. Instead of having the bullets disappear when I grabbed them, I opened the ammo package and felt the bullets. I opened pistol and shotgun packages.
Hannah was completing this oddly colored game. She was ontop, tightroping off of a building where she was either being shot at, or running away. I think she was some sort of elastic. She couldnt get across the pink hologram. Then I tried.
We were at some scary brown bar. It might of had zombies. As the bar owner demanded we left, We then ended up in the living room. We switched ipads for a very serious reason to get onto pandora. Hannah was on my mills brothers radio station, and I made a new one on hers. She kept disliking all the music on mine, so I got mad and told her, you know you can just switch stations?

something about a game, 2 lives left, and I had to be killed so I would loose a life, scared of it.
fragments: riding bikes, grandparents house in new town living with them, hospital, movies (leading into next dream)



so, I was at some place and the tv was stolen, by what I thought to be my brother and his friends, so I started looking around the house, and I thought to myself, where would I hide it? and I thought that they would never hide it in the house, so I went outside and started looking around for some place where the buried it in a box, I saw a large whole in the ground that looked like an animal dug it. I was careful, got ready and to run and I threw some pebbles into the hole, some little person came out like a goblin, and he was scared of me, I said it's okay, and I won't hurt him, he was okay and he told me he was a gnome, I then asked him what he was doing, he said gnomes were excellent diggers, and I said that I might need his help, he said if he could be my friend he would help, I said that he was already my friend, so he helped me, he said he could talk to animals so he helped out

Lucid Non-lucid

sleeping at dads, wake up alot during the night. anyway in the dream i am at a place that is dusty and brown with some vegetation, maybe a warehouse, maybe heading into a COD dream. i didnt like the vegetation and turned right onto a path because i didnt want to have a dream in that place. i found myself lucid, however it was strange and not like most dreams since there was no point of realization. however i knew it was a lucid because i flew (with very little thought, it just happened, proof of low lucidity i think), remembered i broke a dryspell, and to put this on DJ, and tryed to fly to a place with better scenery for a dream. however no stabalization at all, the dream was unexpected i guess. i found a greener place with water and a drawbridge, and was somewhat satisfied. i guess my goal was to find a better scene for a dream but forgot to actually dream once i found the place, and i woke up.

Double post

I am in a beautiful big house of an affluent family. I want to borrow some manuals and other papers for some hours to make copies of them. I have an nice conversation with the daughter of the family. She will check the papers before I get them.

After that I must go to the toilet. A big dog wants to slip into the big bathroom, but I block his way. His head becomes temporary entrapped between the door and he whines. I find it pathetic, but I’m also a little afraid. When I am sitting on the toilet, a poodle comes with a wet snout that he wants to put against my clothes. I am irritated and want to push him away, but I worry about the reaction of the members of the family.

(Thebeastofold's dream)

I had 4 dreams in a row last nihgt, no lucid however...


Tons of beef jerky.

I was in a large strange house, and i walked outof what was apparently my room and went down stairs, my Mother was in the kitchen and there was a huge pile of bags of beef jerky on the counter, i went to grab one and mom said "your sister and neice will miss those..better not...so i headed back upstairs, and saw beef jerky bags everywhewre, stuffed in and behind everything...i saw about 10 bags stuffed behind a toilet, and decide they wouldnt miss these, so i grabbed them and went back to my room, my dog was aslewep on the bed, and one of my late cates was wandering inthe hallway, i grabbed him, hugged him and put him in my rrom on the bed, i saw my laptop on the bed and everytime i tried to open it, i saw another of my late cats i the hall, the door was open even tho i closed it everytime i grabbed a cat, after 3 or 4 cats, i started eating the beef jerky...i noticed then it was bridgeford jerky..it tasted really good.


i walked out of a large house, similiar to the one in the previous dream, and met a couple girls, or i should say ladies, heading dow the same path as I, i grabbed one of them by the hand and started leading them down a path beteen a bunch of really huge house embedded inthe hills surounding this huge courtyard surrounding us...we got to a large gnarled tree inthe center, and i noticed smoke in the distancecoming up from behind a pyramid ressembling chichen itza(SP?) ..but i couldnt tell the ladies for some reason, one lady was taller than the other and they were talking as if they were old friends..or sisters...finally after they both ran in circles trying to point something out to each other, they finally noticed the smoke and when i looked back it was just over the hill instead of in the distance.....the taller ladygrabbed my shoulder and said oh lord look! and she spun me around and the house to my right starte burning abruptly from the inside out and crumbled to glowing ash, i kept spinning and everytime a house came into view it did the same thing....by this time the ladies were laughing hysterically...


i was at a party or get together in what looked like my dining room, only it was open completely except for the wall of a bulding next door...i realized i had to go to the bathrrom so i wandered away to find one, i walked past a long building and came to a small field with people throwing softballs around, they were wearing what looked like softball uniforms, i walked to the back part of the field, found a dead end and started back, i abruptly got hitin the face by a softball, i picked ip up and tried to toss it back to the lady who threw it, but it weaghed a freakin ton...it kind of rolled to her, i said "what is it lead lined?!?!" and she said well, kind of, theni noticedit was a miniature medicine ball.....as i walked back i came across a guy asking a lady where the bathroom was, i noticed he was standing infront of it..so i went around him and closed and locked rthe door....i went aound a small turn and there were no walls, just a toilet on the edge of a huge open field...i started unbuttoning and the guy started banging on the door harder and harder, i looked around the corner and the doorknob was slowing sliding out of its hole...and so were the hinges..i ran back and pounded the knowb and hingepins back in with my hand..i went back to what i was doing, and couldnt go through with it, i realized if i peed in the dream i might pee in real life.,...and i really didnt want to wet the bed ive had dreams like this all the time......so allof a sudden he was trying to puth the knob and hinge pins out again....so i ran back to the door and pushed thm back in again and held them there and i yelled are you trying to tellme something?!?!?! he said, youere dreaming pal, youre dreaming......a vision of a bright orange porta-a-potty popped into my mind...



my mother and i were standing ona street corner in what looked like china..we started walking across the street in a large crowd and i started heading to a hat shop on the other corner, but mom grabbed my arm and we ended up waling around a strange open air mall with mall type storefronts with no front walls..strange.....we started back because once again, i needed to find a bathroom....we walked a bit and i found one, the door had both pictures on it men and women, and the word ALL above the pictures...i alked in and closed the door, and there was 7 or 8 different kinds of urinals in the middle of the room all facing each other, and filthy...i realized one again if i went in the dream i'd probably go in the ral world, so started loking around the room and noticed about 20 toilets inside a small room with like a 3 foot door in one wall, i grabbed one toilet and it slid out on a track of somesort on rollers, there was a large coin box mounted on the front edge of the bowl so youd have to straddle it to sit down..i pushed it away and noticed a shelf along the riight wall by the door full of strange canding and odd looking pastries...i started reaching for a few then realized how gross tis all was and went over to the sink to wash my hands, i pushed the soap dispenser and powder came out...i wiped it al over my hands and when i dumped into the trash, my hands were perfectly clean...as i walked outthe door, there was a small box of trinkets on the edge of the shelf by the door, i reached in and grabbed something and walked out, when i got out i looked at what i had grabbed and it was a weird semi-3d plastic keyfob, an image carved in it so if you looked at the other side it looked 3d of a creature that looked like half woman half lion..strange...and the keyfob had a college name on it of some sort...cant remember what tho...and there was was about 7 or 8 key covers hanging from it...we started walking away and mom said "you never planned to try college one way" I woke up....

This dream is very fuzzy to my memory for me but here's what I remember. I was with a group of about 6 people total. Allen was one of them and the rest were made up. We were going to drive to disney world. I went there once as a kid so I know what it was supposed to look like. We were all super drunk, laughing, and falling over eachother. We got to disney world and we bought fanny packs and mouse ears and were wearing them. We were drinking booze out of giant eiffel tower cups like I had in vegas. The drinks were glowing bright red. We get inside the park and the whole park is just a series of hallways. Some are flooded with water and small sharks. The halls are painted dull yellow and orange. One of the people with us has acid. We all decided to take some. Now the hallways were twisting and looking like a fun house. We explore for a long time (I forget a big chunk here). We somehow get to a shark tank. The guy who had the acid gets in the tank. The sharks start to bite his legs and feet and torso. The whole time he and the rest of us are laughing hysterically. The guy is going to die. We all have lost touch with reality. Allen is laughing so hard he is on his knees crying. Though I am still laughing I am starting to realize what's happening. Wake up.

I was just back from Switzerland, and my mother asked me if I still knew where my (cell) phone was. Yes, I did, it was in my room, plugged in. I went into my room, and found it plugged in, but on the floor, so I shuffled around some cables and put it on my desk. I had one text message. I thought to myself how sad it was that, in three weeks, I’d gotten one text message. It was from a friend of mine, Bernard, who probably needed my Chem notes.

Then I was on a bus, going to a mall in a nearby town. I noticed a ton of people I know (and a ton I don’t) sitting near the mall. One (whom I know) caught my attention, “Hey Ben; do you know how to get to Clark’s house?” Clark is a friend of mine, with whom everybody associates me. Yes, I knew how to get to his house, but it sounded rather implied that I would be going, which I didn’t want to do. I gave directions “Go down to [street], turn left until [street]. It’s number 162.” This got repeated a few times, when I noticed Clark nearby, with a bag of weed. I approached him, and he began laughing hysterically, “That was a cop car that just passed by.” It passed by again. He began desperately trying to do something (?) with his weed. It passed by again and stopped.

The cops were a little sarcastic and wise-assy, but they took his weed. I ended up leading into a conversation about how cops have to do even less in Switzerland, since nobody really cares if you roll cigarettes, smoke weed, or whatever the hell else you do there. They took his weed, and gave him a choice: “If you want, we can do this the normal way. But if you swear never to smoke weed again, we’re done here. If I catch you, though, I’ll stab you.” It seemed like he’d accepted the “normal” path, because he tried desperately to regain his weed (grabbing is not a good idea).

He still had 19 credits (which, apparently, is his currency with his dealers) left over. He jumped in a pool of water (god knows why), and his credits went down to 0 (I had a helpful little counter in the bottom-right of my vision). One of the cops pointed this out – apparently credits are water-soluble.

A satanic-looking giant baby terrorizing a city, sucking up energy from citizens, while several other abominations lurk in the background. I was tweety bird, who also had the ability to sap energy. Entering the city, I began attacking one such terrorizing creature, subtly sucking up its energy, from behind a wall. It noticed. I began flying away, trying to avoid its ability to kill me. It was rather powerful, with the ability to teleport, and conjure things (really all kinds of things you don’t want to fight against). I heard a voice in my head, “Now get the apple juice on her, and stab her with a silver knife”.

I was in a small shelter, with conjured, spinning blades coming up towards me from below. I assumed that stabbing her with the silver knife would remove her powers. So I tried it. It worked. Her (for it was definitely a “her”: a middle-aged woman, copper hair, quite pleasant-looking if she weren’t so angrily evil; I imagine there’s a Hansel and Gretel section in my subconscious) powers were gone, now she was just human. She began throwing apples at me, and I, in human form, began catching them, throwing them, and whatnot. Then I realized I could turn in to a bird, and just flew away a little. I brought her to a lightning storm, where she was to be destroyed. But as I waited, she changed, changed into a rather attractive 20 year-old. At this point, I felt bad for killing her (even though it was fairly necessary), so I apologized, and then... woke up?

I was now back in the Chem lab with Bernard. In front of me, a fist-sized jar of liquid, containing some string of beads, and what appeared to be gravel. This was a kind of memory of the fight between myself and the evil entity. I felt it was worth commemorating. I took the slightly-covering lid off, to add something. Clear liquid flowed out onto my fingers. I realized that, if it was a jar of liquid, formaldehyde would make sense (preserving whatever it contained). I smelled it; it smelled vaguely of formaldehyde. I asked Bernard, “Is this formaldehyde?” His answer rang vaguely of formaldehyde. I washed my hands, trying to remember if aldehydes were water-soluble.

30.07.2011

Mowing and plastic sheets (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

ok i forgot like the first quarter to half of this dream. but i remember being outside a house, i dont know who's, mowing a strip of grass next to a flower bed, using a push mower. but for some reason the grass was too much for the mower and the blades stopped turning, so i went back and lifted the blades some. i remember seeing people in a room, it was some friends of my girlfriend i think, they were looking at me and talking to me, i actually knew one of them, i didn't like her at all lol. i then went to the back yard, wondering where my girlfriend went, she came out of the woods behind the house, the backyard was actually my backyard, and she said she was doing something. there was a bunch of big plastic sheets all around the yard, and she asked me if i wanted to make boxes out of them, like for pretend houses or something. so we walk around, selecting which sheets would be used for sides and tops and bottoms. it gets a little weird after this, her little sister walks up and i can hear spongebob characters in my head, its really hard to explain, but i think i was plankton lol. thats as far as i remember.

30.07.2011

my short career as a tax collector (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

this one was weird. it starts, as far as i can remember, in a suburb, its very shady, with many tall trees. im in front of someones house, it belonged to a high ranking officer, and i used to collect his taxes for him, he was really old i think. i was waiting for someone to tell me what to do, when an older lady with a dark blue business suit came walking up to me. i told her that i was told to wait for someone, and asked what to do now. she pointed off into the distance a ways, and directed me to some tax office where i was supposed to go. i started off in that direction, but i could never find it. i stood on this really wide brick railing-type thing, it extended past the edge of the buiding i was at, its really hard to explain how it looked. anyway, it had this drop off and i was cautious around it, so i sat down. then this british kid walks up and starts talking to me, asking me why im afraid, then some other kids come over and stand around watching. then a girl, i never saw her, she was behind me, says something like "don't worry about them, they're just making fun of you because you're american...." i then swing over the edge and begin climbing down the wall, which is surprisingly not brick, but natural rock. i say something like "yea it's ok, he'd get made fun of for being british...." i dont remember much after that, i think i was in some sort of mall later, still looking for the building lol.

7-28-11

I hardly remember this one. I don't know where we were, but i think it was the Mall of America. there are a couple of visions of waiting in line. I think there was a bunch of chaos (but domestic chaos, like huge crowds and movement and stuff...). Anyway, the most clear part of the dream is this:

I'm on the roof of (or parking lot of) the Mall of America or something. I know my mom is there, and I think there's tons of other people too. We're all watching the sunset. The sky is very orange. All of a sudden, we see a rocket come from behind us from the left. It crashes (?) somewhere over the horizon. Then there's an enormous explosion. A huge wall of red and black debris starts flying towards us. Just as I hear people about to panic, I hear my mom shout, "It's the Apocalypse!" because in the dream, that was how the Bible said the world would end (even though it doesn't really say that in real life...).

I'm really scared, and i start half praying, half freaking out because I don't know if I'll go to Heaven or Hell. The next part is just an enormous blur. Then, I open my eyes and see the ground all charred. But everyone is still alive.

I may have a fragment or two but this dream killed anything that I had before. It was a pretty decent size and I woke up around 10:00 where I normally get up at 4:00-8:00.

A fat black man wearing a light brown suit enter a super mall. He had his mother who look like she could easily be a grandmother, basically a stereotypical red Sunday dress wearing black woman with a face so smash up that you can't see her eyes. Now that I think about it the black man pretty much look like this guy:



Minus the bow tie, with gray hair and somehow fatter cheeks. Anyway he was also with his wife which I don't recall much.

They went in the mall and it seem like the man was a hero of some kind as he have a huge row of pictures being hung there. She started crying and saying how he don't deserve it.

My bro and myself walk into the mall and saw that this candy was being sold like crazy.



Though only the red cherry was seen in the dream.

I decided to help out a chocolate selling mini mall out (still inside the super mall) by giving them ideas like chocolate cellphones (lol dream logic) which made them a big hit. The push pop group lost customers quickly and became a ghost town. My bro and myself decided to buy a baby bottle pop:



Once again only having cherry...Just to help them out...Basically out of pity in a prideful kind of way. We were trolling basically by buying the worst item that they had to help them out.

Until I have this dream I never notice that push pop and bottle bottle pop were related.

The next day(?) the black man look at the picture of himself and seem to be very happy this time.

Weird freaking dream.