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I begin by visiting a friend that I am not extremely close to in my waking life, but in the dream it feels as if she is my closest companion. The feelings aren't sexually attractive though, she has more of a sister-figure feeling. I enter and we begin watching TV together, she has just moved in to her new apartment, so there is no furniture yet, just a TV sitting on the carpet, so as we lean against the wall, I extend my arm so that she can be more comfortable.

She plays sports often, so when her legs begin to ache, I pushed down on her knees to help her stretch them out as I do have some knowledge of sports related injuries, I plan to be a doctor one day. Again, all of this up to this point feels sincerely friendly but nothing more on my side. She then does something peculiar, at first I almost think it's an accident but I soon realize she is purposefully pulling up her shirt. I reach and pull it back down, preventing her from exposing herself with a feeling of uneasiness and guilt as I feel I have led her on.

She begins to almost cry saying that she knew she wasn't pretty enough, but I quickly stop her and tell her that that is a lie. I tell her that she is indeed very beautiful, and that it is not her lack of anything that is preventing me from wanting her. I inform her that I am very happy in my relationship with my girlfriend (waking life girlfriend), that we have been together for almost 4 years and are practically engaged at this point.

In the dream I thought this would bring her some relief, that it wasn't that I found her repulsive but that I was just not available to any female because of my outstanding long-term relationship. Instead, she began to bawl and weep uncontrollably. This pained my heart, seeing a girl cry like that was killing me. I repeatedly asked her what was the matter, and why my use of the word engaged made her become so upset. She got up and ran out of the house and I chased her, begging to know what was making her so sad. When I went outside to try and find her, she was gone, and I woke up.

MischiefManaged Dream

Fragment, alarm killed my recall…

I’m inside a mansion, standing in the hall. Walls, floor, everything seems to be made of gold. Right in front of me is a huge staircase to the second floor – stairs are decorated with diamonds. I’m holding an earflap fur hat and for some reason it’s really precious – I’m on a mission to deliver it somewhere.

#1: So I was in this large old medieval castle. We were walking around with the tour leader, apparently I was in some sort of tourist group (again, lol). The layout of the old castle was the same as the internals of the house, now that I think about it after waking up. Everything was just a bit bigger. So at one point, the tourist guide was telling us about how there was this old magical artifact from the 1582 that belonged to some dude that had the power to control a lot of things. She said that multiple tries to find the artifact from the castle had failed. It has been lost. I didn't think it had been, and I went off. I arrived at what is actually the main store-room of my house, and looked a round. I knew, KNEW, the thing was here. So I looked around, not finding anything since the room was filled with stuff. I saw the bigger picture howerver, and knew that I had to summon it, so I went into this meditation like state, and hummed until it appeared to me. It was a ring with two stones attached to it. I put it in my hand and I heard hissing. Then I heard the wind, and saw how the ghost of the dude the tourist guide told me about flew threw me with an angry face. I laughed like an insane man and ran outside. I messed around with the ring but I do not remember how, since my recall ends here.


#2: I was at my old elementary school yeeeaaars back and there was this lesson about what homosexuality is. After the class, both the teacher and one of the students started arguing about if gay marriage should be allowed. I listen to their debate outside the door for a while and decide that they're both complete idiots that dont' know how to argue, and I tell them that. They get mad but tell me to make better arguments than the ones they have made, and I spend an hour in the library on a computer typing up this argument. I come back with a 17 page thing and I hand it out to them. They are "mmmmkay" and I leave. Later when I come back, there is this group effort to build a mosaic on the unused floor space of one of the hallways. I participate. One of the people who made most of the effort realized she did it wrong and had to start again after disassembling what she had made.

Didn't think I'd be able to remember anything today, but luckily it suddenly came to me. Don't remember being at the pyramid, but can't recall my dreams from earlier in the night.

Fragment: Diversion
Celebrities are being used to distract people's attention away from the people who are really in control of things. There was some digging going on.

School
Recall: 3/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm in class, watching a television. I turn it off just as the teacher walks by and narrowly avoid getting busted. There are only 2 days left of school before winter break, we've already done our exams, and I think it's stupid to be here. I tell the teacher I'm leaving, and he tries to argue with me, saying something about genetics. I yell back at him saying something about genetics, and despite my sudden outburst, I can see he's impressed by my knowledge of the matter.

"I'm done school for this semester!" I shout and storm out of class. IN the hall I can't find my locker.

I leave school and go to a bar that is a composite of all the bars on the quebec side I used to frequent in high school. In the parking lot, I see a van full of half naked girls changing. They are the band who is playing, changing into their costumes. I go inside and see some guys I know. Pete and Berrigan and Muldoon are there.

Fragment: Diversion
Celebrities are being used to distract people's attention away from the people who are really in control of things. There was some digging going on.

School
Recall: 3/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown

I'm in class, watching a television. I turn it off just as the teacher walks by and narrowly avoid getting busted. There are only 2 days left of school before winter break, we've already done our exams, and I think it's stupid to be here. I tell the teacher I'm leaving, and he tries to argue with me, saying something about genetics. I yell back at him saying something about genetics, and despite my sudden outburst, I can see he's impressed by my knowledge of the matter.

"I'm done school for this semester!" I shout and storm out of class. IN the hall I can't find my locker.

I leave school and go to a bar that is a composite of all the bars on the quebec side I used to frequent in high school. In the parking lot, I see a van full of half naked girls changing. They are the band who is playing, changing into their costumes. I go inside and see some guys I know. Pete and Berrigan and Muldoon are there.

Teens twice my size are chasing my friend and I. I get the feeling that if they catch me I might not live. Without them seeing, I jump into a grassy slope next to the pavement and lay flat. [In real life my house is only next door to that, I dont think it was safe for me to go there in my dream though.] My friend keeps running around the corner where presumably she finds safety in her house. [ which is technically my other friends house in real life]
The mother of a boy in my class unknowingly sat on top of me to eat her picnik. Bones crunch. My kitten comes up to me and licks my hand. I fall asleep. When I awake I have no body and am merely a presence looking down on the scene. The boys mother is standing with her sandwich looking dazed. Where I once lay was on only several bones and a boot. I am pretty fucking pissed. How did that woman not notice me being eaten in my sleep by a kitten?! People begin to gather. My friend is there unharmed and possible the teen boys as well. My dead presence slowly fades.

8/13/11
1) Camp ground. Blasting energy at people and buildings.
2) Mystic / Fantasy setting. Coworker killed me, made me forget. I came back, classroom setting, same coworker in the desk next to me. He threw a punch and I tossed him over my shoulder.

I don't recall much of the dream.

I was with friends/family, at various different places. The only scene I can recall distinctly is being at my old college apartment.

At random times, my jaw would try to force it's jaw shut. The pain of my mouth being forced shut, beyond by teeth, caused me to try to force my mouth open (which hurt even more.)

I wasn't lucid, but I was able to will the jaw-shutting force to stop.

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Bihon's Dream

It was Friday yesterday??!

1st Dream - As Major General

There was this small army of men, and they were training for an upcoming war. The Ice Queen, Major General Armstrong (FMA) was talking to them. Things were intense, and the good of the nation seemed to rely on the outcome of the war. All of a sudden, the queen was killed, and she was replaced by me. Things moved fast, and I was informed that they had to work on their dexterity. Having a couple of soggy (yep) dodge balls in my hand, I told them to pass those around to practice. All of a sudden, a group of my past classmates passed by, one having a cut up credit card on hand, and she suddenly grabbed my arm, slicing through it. She tried at least, but it was dull. Soon after that, I realized she had cut a vein, which left my whole arm swelled up and throbbing. I showed my gym teacher, but she didn't know what was up with it. Later on, as I walked through the mall with a friend, the swelling went down.

2nd Dream - In Another Plane of Existence

When I woke up this morning, I tried WILDing. As I was drifting off to sleep, dream images had already started forming before SP had kicked in, but I went with it. The dream was really blurry, as I made no chance to clear it, also I was feeling my real world self too, half asleep, yet an unclear dream formed. The turn of events were pretty memorable though. I was in this place with no solid form whatsoever, just colorful mist, clouds, and light. The place was pretty nostalgic, I remembered myself thinking, still feeling my real world body. It was like I was in between dreaming and reality (?). There were two other characters in that dream plane, yet I was hoping for them to be other dreamers. They were fighting, chasing each other actually, and I just seemed to join in. The one we were chasing was named "Shadow" but the other dude I was with, I had no idea what his name was. We seemed to have another form that was not human, maybe like cars. The dude named Shadow was a car with a face (Pixar). He was just spinning around, laughing, and having fun. The other dude I was with seemed to be quite annoyed, either of me, or the other dude. I stop him, ask him to change to his true form as I did too. He turns into this tall, built, man. He wore a tank top and jeans, and he had a mustache, he also had brown/dirty blonde hair. I materialize myself, seeing that I had a long sleeve shirt with green and white stripes. I see Shadow drive around again, laughing as he talked. That was about the time I felt SP kick in, but I think I forced it to. The hypnagogic hallucinations I was seeing was the clearest I have ever seen it. It was like looking through a kaleidoscope of random images, only clearer, and more vivid. I remember seeing an eye, then an owl. It went on for quite a while, then I saw a bright flash of white, which made me think of a possible death, then I woke up.

Only to find myself in another dream, I think, but I wasn't lucid anymore. Now the order of events have been jumbled up. I think I was first in a room, with a haunted pixie/fairy doll in a corner. I knew it was haunted, and I did something to trigger it's malevolent actions. It flew around in the room, talking demonically as it did, but I messed with it, I turned off the lights, I interrupted it speaking, and I did so while laughing in my head. I was now the one flying above a circular table, and I tried to turn off the lights again. At one point, a girl was making a video, one with Invader Zim in it. It was for a contest entry, I found out later. You see, Zim was escaping from us, his home? And he needed money, I throw him this ring at some point before he escapes with his friends at the back of the van (which is where I woke up?).

3rd Dream - Fragment

I was in a small store, hanging out with a few people I didn't know. Later, I get home, I get a random text saying "Is this you (name, that wasn't mine), dude, this is Brav!" I ignore it, knowing he didn't send it to the right number.

Crazy dreams last night. I'm surprised I even remembered them, they were surprisingly vivid for me being incredibly drunk. I can't remember the order of events really, and I do believe it was all the same dream. I'm just going to log them how I think it might have went.

I remember being at a pool with my son, an indoor pool. Then I was at this house with my sister and she had some friends over. I was standing in a long hallway and her friends were behind me. I thought they were acting kind of stupid, loud and obnoxious. I had walked past them and made a comment about dumb bitches. They started teasing me. I sort of ranted at them for a minute before I realized they were making gestures with their hands on their stomachs. I got the idea that they were saying I was a dumb bitch for like.. having a kid or something. I got pretty pissed off when I thought they were talking about my son. I went up to them, my sister watching with surprise, and I sort of shoved them. "You think I'm a bitch for being a mother?" I said. We started fighting, but for some reason they're movement was slow and predictable. They would swing at me and I just grabbed their hand and misdirected it. Then I took a few swings. Since there were two of them, I got caught up slapping this bitch around that the other one decided to throw a punch. I remember being surprised by it and barely grabbed her hand before it hit my face.

After this, I'm back at the pool, but I had left my son at home for some reason. I was checking the place out before I went back to get him and I see this girl that used to work with me and she had two kids with her. She said something about sitting around the house got boring. There were a bunch of computers set up, like library computers, next to the pool. Everyone was playing the sims, like it was some kind of lan party. Tommy Chong was there and some other old hippie lady that I recognized IN the dream, but have no idea who she was now. There was some conspiracy about the sims and they were getting riled up about it, like someone had been messing them up. I had sat down at one of the computers at one time and was playing the sims, but I had to log on. I had asked someone next to me how we save the game and they raised their eyebrows. Then they asked me if I had an EA account. I said yea, and typed it in. I get up to go outside and I realize I'm on the college campus. I started to walk home and after about a block I turned right and there was an empty parking lot and across from it was a tall fence that had a bunch of houses behind it. A car comes from around the corner of the fence. It's these guys that look like they're all in their 30's. They were like, small-time business types. All wearing polos. The driver was yelling at me and they were all laughing making fun of me. They wouldn't leave me and they were moving along slowly beside me and kept yelling things. Finally I decided to pick up a few rocks and throw it at their car. The car was shiny silver, sort of looked like a bmw, Idk. I threw the rocks one at a time and they hit, but not very hard. The driver finally speeded up.

Don't remember much else, at the moment. Except I think I went back to the pool and those guys in the car had apparently been harrassing people around these parts. Strange crazy dreams. I also seemed to have a false awakening. I had gotten out of bed and went and got a glass of water with a LOT of ice and could've swore I had a conversation with my fiance about the details from last night's drunkeness. I woke up with deja vu and went and got a glass of water and talked to my fiance. lol Crazy night.

Aqua's Dream

I am at my older sister's house in California and she is showing me her birds. There are 3 big cages with many different types of birds in them. One of the birds starts morphing into a...cat? What the heck, that's not right. I plug my nose and I can breathe through it. I stay surprisingly calm and try stabilizing the dream. I walk over to a door and picture the Chichen Itza behind it. I open it and there is a big field with extremely bright green grass and just one single tree. I get disappointed and wake up.

The Grand Final
At 6am I woke out of a dream where I was in a department store cafe with people who felt like co workers.


I was scribbling numbers, in pencil on a slip of newspaper.


A good looking young man in a trendy suit came over to our table. Looking at me, he smiled, and tapping his clip-board, said:


"You have won the Grand Final"


I turned to those at the table with me and said:


"I will share half with you"


A young woman leaned toward me and said:


"It's not just the final that you won, He, said you won the Grand! final".


I woke, relaxed and happy, and slipped back to sleep.


Then I was with Mr Humphreys and that nice gay guy in "are you being served".


3 or 4 nice stylish suite's with trousers and shirts were arriving on strong coat hangers all crisp and clean from the dry cleaners.


Mr Humphrey's was happily trying on what fitted him and the nice gay guy was helping him.


I woke up at 8am happy.


Edit:


Oops


Mr Humphrey's IS the nice gay guy.


The other guy in my dream was:


Mr. Ernest Grainger, a 40-year veteran of Grace Brothers who often fell asleep on the job.

Evolventity's Dream

August 13, 2011

(Regular Dream, Fragment. Major blind spell last night.) | Fell asleep by 5:40AM, woke up at ~8AM, back to sleep until 1:44PM.
-An unknown male dream character being in my bedroom. I think we've kissed. I check his homework packets and discover he is doing a lower math level than I am. I find out he is only 15! Eeek.

(Regular Dream, Fragmented)
-I'm inside of an unfamiliar school building. I'm doing my homework. I'm suppose to be leaving, I don't remember why. I recall coming back to the school later and seeing how beautiful the scene is when approaching the school. When driving down a street, you wouldn't notice it down that rural-like road. When driving through, there are big green trees with large mango-looking fruits.

its raining out. end of the world rain. this is how it's going down: this rain storm. fuck!

wait: why is everyone relaxing? i'm in a neighborhood swampy with rain, the streets are rivers.

lets make the most of it: lets go kayaking! okay. i try to decide which "kayak" i want.

really the kayak is just a long, long long 2 x 4. i take one that has native-style striping patterns on both ends and is colored a faint blue. oh yeah this will go so well in the riverstreets!

and it does. this was fun.