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Two non-lucids I thought were quite funny.

Inside my brain
I'm lost.
The place I'm in is not very well lit. There are tube like things going everywhere and they look sort of organic.
Between them a wooden bridge is spanned.
It is rather shakey, but I'm walking it since I have nowhere else to go.

Then I reach some sort of intersection, a spot with solid ground with bridges leaving into all directions.
There's a man in the middle of it, standing in front of multiple monitors and a ludicrous amount of switches and buttons.
He's wearing a smoking, a top hat and a monocle... classy!

"Who are you? What are you doing here?"
"I'm sorry, I seem to be lost."
"What? Huh? It's you! You're inside of your brain! What are you doing here."

Seems logical...

"I'm checking on how things are running."
"Ah. I see. I wasn't aware you could do that."
"Well, things are running okay, you're really overusing the processing units at times, but we can manage."
"Uhuh... so... what's this over there?"

I point at the only location of interest. The tubes, which I now think are synapses are all sort of brown.
However in one location, there's a ton of them in vivid red.

"Erm... this part of the brain is dedicated to dirty thoughts sir."
"Ah....... okay..."

Spider
I'm in my bathroom, wanting to take piss when suddenly I spot a rather sizable spider in front of the toilet.
One of those with a fat body and thick hairy legs... ewwww. (I'm sort of arachnophobic)

"Go away!"

The spider clearly lifts its head up and looks at me.

"Nope!"

Huh? Spiders can talk? Well... I guess they can.

"Why? This is my bathroom. Go away!"
"Meh, not feeling it mate. Nice and warm in here, I'm going to stay."

The spider clearly has a British accent.

"Leave or I'll throw you out!"
"Nope. I think I'm gonna jump you."

The spider climbs up the toilet and stands on the closed lid.

"What? ..."
"I will jump you! I'm a superspider, I can jump this far!"

Fuck! I'm getting really scared.
But then memories of fighting with dragonic powers enter my head.
In panic I launch a massive fireball at the spider.

Spiders probably dead alright.
Unfortunately the toilet is missing, and so is most of the wall behind it.
Oops? A stranger outside walks by and looks at the massive hole in the room and scratches his head.

My mom storms into the room.

"What happened?!"
"It was an accident!"
"You accidentally blew a hole into your bathroom?"
"But... there was a spider on the toilet!"

I realize that this excuse makes no sense whatsoever and I'm lost as to how to explain this.

Took a nap, forgot i was dreaming. So in a fa i remember walking upstairs saying something to my dad. When i walked up my room i kept losing all self-control and my hands spasmed. When i made it upstairs i found myself on the floor and i made loads of noises and screams. And my dad would be yelling from downstairs accusing me of being on drugs. I warned you about drugs. U lost all control. I tried screaming back to him that i'm not on any drugs. i don't understand why i'm getting spasms. and am screaming. But i don't have any voice left. I can only screech. Wake up. Confused. Took me some moments before i realized it was a dream.

Before and at the outset of the lucid dreaming phase, I got lost a lot in dreams. I would go in some building or something and come out and not know where I was. Many times I would have driven a car, but would not be able to find the car when coming out of the building.

After RG started to help me, I started changing my attitudes about the dreams and it somehow worked into the dreams. The things I had been scared of and frustrated by, became more like fun opportunities, and my dreaming mind seemed to like to play with me like I was some sort of precocious child it was having fun with and teaching at the same time.

[+]My little sister had found an extra Costco sized bag of chocolate chips in the freezer of our garage.

[+]I had 'woken up' in my bedroom at night and my wardrobe doors were open a bit like someone had been watching me

Courtyard Skating
I was in some red brick courtyard with an ocean port on one side. It reminded me of that famous square in Venice. Lots of people were walking around doing things. Like any good town square there are entertainers or street venders all around. I was with these two other people one guy and one girl. We were wearing white hooded sweatshirts and these skates that could skate on a super thin layer of water. It had recently rained so the square was a little wet and we could skate around. It was really fun and you could go pretty fast, not to mention these people were pretty good at skate maneuvers so they were pretty graceful. I thought that the skates were a cool concept

Damn Forest
I was traveling through a reddish orangish forest with a few other people. We were on our way somewhere but the forest was some mystical forest that would animate and grab travelers. The trees began moving and their branches swayed about grappling on to one of the members of our group. I draw my katana and get ready to slice through the branches.

[+]Clad in medieval armor running from people who thought I was a disturbance. I dodged some guys tackle and kept running.

Climbing
I was on the side of a cliff face barely managing to hold on. There was some huge drop below me and I knew I was facing death straight in the face. That if I so much as misplace an ounce of my weight I was straight up dead. Motivated by this I clung for life to small roots sprouting here and there from the cliff and hugged the wall keeping my feet in whatever crevices I could find. I remember feeling that I had to distribute my weight perfectly even otherwise the ledge would crumble or the roots would break. Honestly it was scary as hell. I manage to eek over to some ledge area with strange sharp rocks all over the ground. There were other climbers taking a break around the ledged area. I remember my feet hurting from the rocks but that I didn't care because I was safe, however I was worried as to how I would get down. I knew I would have to go back using some retardedly dangerous route.

I looked out the window and up to the sky and there I saw a giant Yoda floating down from a huge white cloud. His skin was all shiny like he was made of plastic (looked like the Toy Story martians). I yell at T, "OMG! Yoda's here!" He laughed at me like it was a joke. Then I said, "No, I'm fucking serious. Look for yourself, Yoda's coming to the door." lol

Sure enough, Yoda knocked politely and suddenly my excitement vanished. I tried to push him out the door because he was really creepy in person. But he came inside all non-chalant and polite, like he was the pope.

Another dream:

My sister comes over and she accuses me of sleeping with her boyfriend. I say she's crazy and that I'm her sister, that she needs to believe me. T's in the bathroom. I thought my sister had left and I went into the bathroom to find them kissing. I'm enraged. I punch T in the face, pretty hard. Then I start yelling at my sister. I couldn't believe what she had done. She didn't care. I told her she needed to leave now. T starts to leave for work but he has my purse over his shoulder. I follow him out and keep telling him to give me my purse. Then I see that my sister was in the car that he was going for. I get angry again and say fuck it. I take off my engagement ring and throw it on the ground. Then I go inside.

Later on, I'm sitting in a church I used to go to with my parents when I was younger. My mom and dad are next to me but my mom keeps speaking over the pastor. That's when I realized she was drunk. My dad's scolding her and I tell mom we should go downstairs. Finally I get her to come with me and we go into a playroom. I had my son with me and I put him down and he started crawling all over playing with toys. There was a pool in the basement of the church, a really fancy pool, and my sister's there. She keeps leaving her cigarette underneath the table, like hiding it. I keep picking it up so it doesn't set fire. I realize that my sister's drunk too. We're sort of getting along for some reason.

Then there's some sort of graduation going on for a school choir. For some reason, I'm in their way and one of the people setting up the graduation keeps telling me to do things. I don't know why I was helping him but then I go to find whoever has my son. There's a ton of people around all of a sudden and I'm working my way through a crowd. Finally, I spot my son in this guy's arms that I used to work with. I freak out for a second cause the guy's kind of retarded and I didn't want him holding my son. I walk over to them, and he hands me my kid. Then I tell W, my son, that we're gonna go swimming. And I go into the pool with him in my arms.

1) I am sparring Rick, and wielding two wooden swords. Sensei Doug is there acting as a bodyguard for him (looking all serious and focused). Doug demonstrates how to push down Rick's weapon with my swords, and then attacks me. I switch my grip to the middle of the wood, as it changes into a short pole instead of blade and block. I make a mental note of how unfeasible it is to have your hand in the middle of the relatively flat thing you're blocking with...

-Skip-

I am again sparring Rick, this time I have a two sided hammer. I hit him (more like tap) repeatedly, and he falls to the ground. Makes a comment I don't recall... I look at my hammer and the memory ends.

I concluded that for my LDs, it is more crucial to wake up (and then go back to sleep) 2-3 hours before the time to get up, than it is to sleep a lot.
I am now going to bed around midnight (instead of the usual 10-11 pm) and I try to get up around 4-5 am and walk around a bit) for at least 15 mins and then go back to sleep until around 6-7 am. At least in this last part of my sleep, I sometimes have an explosion of LDs, even sleeping less hours.
Last night I counted at least 5 LDs in sequence, separated by conscious SP. Not much to tell, tough. My focus level was a bit down. I tried to complete an RPG task, but I entered SP in the moment I got to "wear" my character.
During a moment between dreams I though there was an earthquake, because I could feel the bed shaking violently, but then I concluded it was SP effects. I also felt a presence in the bed with me (I was sleeping alone and my cats were locked outside). I felt it touching me and it was uncomfortable, but it no longer freaks me out (much).

The first dream was Minecraft related. Strange, seeing as I don't play it much any more... I remember we had built a world and that there were a ton of monsters. One of them was buggy, and kept crashing the game. Although the dream was in the game, the scenery never changed too much, even if it was crashing. Not too much happened other than finding the buggy enemies and blowing them up with TNT.

The second dream was a bit different. The location was at home and it was nighttime. I remember seeing Travis, Mom, and Dad mostly. I do not remember too much of what happened, but here are the important events in order of least to most interesting. In the first event in this dream, I remember filling a bath tub to take a bath. Even if I like taking showers instead. And I remember our kittens jumping in the tub and playing underwater for some reason. I kept trying to get them out, but they kept jumping back in. It was kinda weird since it looked like they were trying to drown themselves.

The second event was that Mom and Dad had found a drawing on the back of one of their fans. It said: "I was here. M-a-d-n-e-s-s" with a drawing of a cartoon character underneath. The weird thing was that the drawing seemed familiar, as if I had drawn it in a previous dream a long time ago.

The last, and most important event took place in a dark room in the house. I remember hearing a voice compelling me to come in. Once I was in, I recall seeing a glowing clock in the room that was incomplete. I don't remember exactly what color, however. The voice guided me through the process of finishing the pendulum. Once I finished it and attached it, something was happening. Something important. But before I could figure it out, I got distracted by those cats jumping into the bath tub. I am starting to like these sort of dreams. Very strange, but feeling that the event taking place is important. Here's hoping to more dreams like this.

Forth DJ entry. I'm going to try to see if I can post everyday from now on. Its good to get into a habit.

Anyway, I haven't posted in quite a while and because of that I also haven't really ade much progress in my LDing. I guess I just need to try harder.

Some Things that I would like to implement regularly:

- Regular Schedualed Dream Journal + DJ post on DV.
- 3 types of Reality checks
- Meditation
- Vitamin B + Apple Juice (We'll see if this works )

Anyway I've got recall and my insomnia up to par so I'm good with that. Anyway, if anyone has any advice let me know.

That's it for news today!

- Cheers!

August 30 - 31, 2011 - Duck Duck Goose in a Pagoda?

Vividness: 5 / 10
Lucid?: No
# of Dreams: 1 (With 2 Different Segments)

Guide:

[-] Lucid
[-] Non - Lucid
[-] DC talk
[-] Notes

Basically its a dream about my old class from grade 10. Its pretty bizarre considering the fact the dream was totally cluttered with random segments that made little sense what so ever.

Segment 1
Hundreds of students were sitting under a hollow Asian style large Pagoda type of structure. The flooring was light hardwood and we all sat in a square like formation around the structure. Students were sitting on the floor and teachers were standing around in various places. The teachers told us to clap along with whatever clapping pattern they were doing. I was confused. I sat there and at first it seemed like the students refused such a dumb demand but as the clapping got louder (obviously more people joined in eventually), I realised that this wasn't a group clap but instead a giant game of duck duck goose only by pointing instead of touching someone. I sat behind S.D. and she was chosen. She then pointed at H.M. and he seemed to point at me but someone else got up and I became slightly embarrassed.

Segment 2
The next thing I remember was a yellow memo being handed out to our class from my grade 10 teacher. We were in class having a discussion about aliens and some people said they believed they existed so just before we left we were given this memo. On the third paragraph it said "Oh and by the way, if anyone still believes in aliens visit this YouTube video." It was a short video with what I believe to be Jim Carey in it for some reason.

The first dream I remember having was that I was scrambling to take the trash out since the dump truck was on our street, currently picking up our neighbors' to the left of my house. I put them out, and I think my dad's car was backing up by the side of the road. I couldn't see the driver, and the rest of the dream I can't remember or it ended there. A little bit later after eating breakfast, I went back to bed to see if I could have an accomplished WILD. It wasn't my first time trying, so I pretty much knew the drill. After awhile, I was 'watching' a dream about myself in the past, about three years ago or something like that. My age wasn't any younger, and I was inspecting some of my dad's tools that he used to have, one of them being a black flashlight. I said something like "Dad, I remember you having this flashlight." It was dark throughout the house (the location being my current home and in my little brother's room), and he needed some light shone on something.

Across from the room occupied by us, one of my brothers woke up and looked at us, to which I told him "Go back to sleep, this is a few years ago, and you were only a baby at that time." I understood that I was watching this dream, so I tried entering it... I got too excited and woke up... I have a problem with getting too excited (happens every time I attempt a WILD), and I need to figure out a way to remain calm.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! It's time for me to stop procrastinating and get that LD rate up a bit. It's been declining these past two months, but this month, I intend to MILD every night and DEILD every time I'm about to wake up from a lucid. I won't care if some of my recall is lost, which is why I haven't "dared" to use that particular technique very much.

22.00: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I'm at work. A coworker, Kristofer is walking next to me. He tells me a funny story and I start to laugh, but it's like I'm faking it, only it sounds just like real laughter. I wait until he's finished before I start telling him about KingYoshi and his dream about Yoda being a pimp, smacking some girls on the ass with his cane. It doesn't sound as amusing as I think it is when I tell it.

*I'm in a room with a few of my friends and their former classmates. One grabs a photo of my sisters that was hanging on the wall and I try to snatch it from his hands. People start to laugh, himself included. They all know my sisters are hot and I don't want the picture to be spread around. I've got a red pen in my hands and I make a few red stripes on his white t-shirt.

*I'm in my hotel room when the cleaning lady enters the room. She asks me if I want her to clean it. I look at the room, it's a bit messy, but definitely not dirty. "I'll just pick a few things up" I tell her and collect up a few blankets lying around. "No thanks, you don't have to clean" I tell her and her friend shows up. I notice that the cleaning lady is rather hot. "You were hot though" I say in Swedish, and she laughs. Apparently she knows a bit of Swedish. "How many languages do you know?" I ask her. She tells me she knows four.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I intend to do something tonight that I haven't done ever. Set my alarm at 03.00 and go for a WBTB. I'm working tomorrow, but I'll have around two hours of sleeping time after the short WBTB. B6 and Galantamine + Choline will be digested.

Goal for tonight: Find my dream weapon and smash things with it.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

melatonin, choline, tryptophan
I was in the Scooby Doo show. Scooby looked freaking weird. I don't remeber much but I believe that the gang was in trouble, or they were looking for hidden fugitives. This was not vivid. I mostly remember Emiee reminding me that in the new shows Scooby NEVER ate Scooby snacks, *so I asked him, hey do you want a Scooby snack?! And he goes, eh, whatever.
This has to be one of the longest lucid dreams that I have ever had. I remember becoming lucid inside of a classroom. I was in either a science classroom or Horticulture class. I exited the class and tried to find woodline. My main goal in all my LD's is to visit Denn, and I have tried so many time to go there. I attempted to keep calm. Outside I saw some trees but the attempt to do this all was a fail. I kept trying to imagine a mirror, but no success. I ended up in a building, I felt like I was wasting time and was about to lose lucidity. I looked out, it looked like my house now. I saw that there was trees infront of the house. I ran so fast out my window, amd wanted to pass the fence on the left, but saw that brown dog over there, so I jumped a SIX FOOT fence to the road (I was amazed) and began to run. But then I saw dad's jeep driving in. I tried to blend in so they didn't see I was "running away" but realized I was wearing the most orange of neon oranges shirt. I then saw mom running over to me yelling, at least say goodbye! Bitch made me lose lucidity.
I remember going outside the house and seeing Patrick holding yarn. Then I looked up and saw a GIANT bearded man laughing outside with a buzzing Spongebob infront of him. The thing was is that Patrick was holding onto the yarn because Spongebob was a kite. Spongebob looked at Patrick and Patrick looked back at me like What the fuck is going on?*

Was repeating mantras again, I managed to wake up again, sadly Im still ill, so I woke up with a fever which put me off staying still.
Ill try again tonight.

I remember thi dream being long, but i have no idea what happened. My bro asked me where i wanted to eat and i said Boston Pizza, so we went there. I Dont remember what happened after i got out of that car :/

OMG WTF I SERIOUSLY just wrote out both these fucking dreams and a pop up come out of nowhere and I exit out and lose both of them..............agghghghghghggh fuuuuuuuuck

OK........

SO i this dream me and mayatara were walking up a hill road thing
I become fully lucid
I realize I have been here in the past in a dream
We are in a white void I look out and swimming pools appear in rows all different lengths
we fly around and do random fun stuff together
Later we somehow travel back in time through this place to the time where we had both had the dream in the past
When we get there we realize that the dream we had in the past was us traveling back in time but we didn't perceive going back in time.
we do things in this ever changing white void of things
I wake up and I don't write down the dream because I'm to tired and fall back to sleep

I am watching this girl do all these things like a movie
Helps a guy buy food for his son and there is confusion as to what is the right thing he needs to get
Later she is at an old man and women's house
The man is talking about god and reality to her but she doesn't understand is uncomfortable around him
He offers her a job to clean his carpets
there is doubt that she could do that because she doesn't know how
There is this random soccer game thing that busts out explaining to her confidence teaching her a lesson
apparently by the end she learns to be confident and all is good or something


^shortened version of my dreams, don't have time plus psychic vampires all around me making noises for no reason. Trying to bug me. I feel oppressed.