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So, I've lost a bit of detail, mainly because my cousin is a @!#$% but let's not get distracted.

I'm in the school agricultre farm, but it's different to how it's supposed to be. It's in a circular shape, with a heck of alot less space, and I'm walking around the two new cow calfs, while everyone watches. I race to this table about ten steps away, to grab a nose ring. Mitch and greg beat me to it, and steal it, and all the have to say is "There are water balloons on the table' I look over, but there are two only, and they're broken.

-next dream-

I'm in my science class, and my teacher announces that he's opening a space for someone to teach "DEILD."
I'm incredibly excited, and race up to the sheet, to sign up. It asks a few simple questions, particuarly focusing on why you should be doing this job. I want to write down that I've been lucid dreaming for ages, and that I'm very experienced, and far more qaulified that anyone else. Unfortunately, there's always some stupid thing that gets in the way of me writing it. The paper rips, the pen snaps. Suddenly, I decide to just teach a lesson. I write up "lucid dreaming" Draw a line with an arrow, and write "awareness" (How Ironic xD) I pretty much just teach some random stuff.

-next dream-

I'm in school, and suddenly I know that there's going to be a massive earthquake. I see my HPE teacher running towards the building, and I go the other way around the school canteen. I can't run right, and I'm basically just taking massive slow motion steps. I finally make it to the building I want, and race up the stairs. (I'm where my form room is, with a balcony kind of thing) I burst into the room across from my form, and try to snatch a portal gun. The whole place starts shaking violently all of a sudden, and stuff is flung everywhere. I desprately reach for a gun, and finally get it. I run outside, and shoot a orange portal all the way down the massive drop from the top. I shoot a blue portal into the wall, and race through it. I'm on the ground, and I run into this building, and jump onto a table until the shaking gets less violent, and eventually stops. I sit down at the table, and there's some other people there I know. "What would you like to eat?" The waiter says, completely oblivious to what just happend. I look at him, like he's crazy, and he walks off. I look left, and sitting at the end of our table is this old woman. "Are you okay?" I ask worried. "I'm fine" she says "I just don't remember where I live" I suspect she has a mental illness, probably dementia. She pulls out a calculator, and says "I should be able to find my way back with this, I just need batteries" I nod. (Because everyone knows old people can find there way home with calculators)
I pick up this remote on my table, ready to take the batteries out of it, when a nosy couple at the next table hand her some small batteries. I take them and examine them, they say "A." "They're to small" I point out. They give me a dirty look, and walk off.

1. I had to fix an older style tv to watch Dexter. I was very disappointed to see the show start off with Dexter in a pink ballet outfit. I watched the show despite my displeasure with this episode.

2. Typical school dream in which I wandered around trying to find my home room class. I knew where all my other classrooms were but could not find home room. I went into the bathroom where I looked into a mirror to find that I had switched genders! I retreated to a bathroom stall to investigate my newly formed body parts.

3. Dogs were everywhere. My dog was in the midst of them and would not come back to me no matter how much I called and order her to heel.

IMPORTANT DATES
08/31/11 -- Started my Dream Journal!

CURRENT GOALS:
[/] Find a lucid-inducing technique that works for me (Attempting to try MILDing)
[ ] Attain Lucidity


Last night, I didn't recall much. I only remembered the fragment I have because I saw the person I saw in my dream in real life. I merely remember roaming the halls of my schools South Campus (the Fresh-Soph campus) that I went to formerly (being a Senior now). It always made me think of a hospital or mental institution.... Anyhow, I was walking about with a nerf gun or weapon of sorts....I believe I may have been fighting zombies. Suddenly, there was a boy I know who is in the R.E.A.C.H. program (he is 'special', if you will) named Max- cute to boot skinny blonde boy! A complete and utter joy, and the sweetest little thing you could ever meet! (I always make a point to talk to him when I see him the hallways...but I digress.) Max ran up and gave me a big hug, shouting my name and rubbing his head on my shoulder like a litle blonde kitten! I greeted him and asked him what he was doing there. However...from there I draw a blank.

END ENTRY.

1) Underground, in some form of Fallout vault. With some people I know from waking life. LUCID. I walk outside, and stare at the sun, and swear I'll get to the Chichen Itza pyramid (Kukulcan?). Start to wake up...

2) At my dojo (or a dojo) with other people.

September 15, 2011

Me, my bro and Billy (my bro friend) are trying to sleep in a king size bed plus one. This bed was HUGE and was in the middle of my Grandmother living room.

Anyway The two problems were Duke the giant dog who want to sleep with us and a baby sleeping on the couch.

The baby start crying and my bro + Billy try to make her go back to sleep. I got up for some reason and my grandmother came out saying she was going to punish us.

I said "who, me or them?" thinking it was me she was talking to as I was out of bed. She said them because they didn't try to help the baby go back to sleep.

I explained that they did help and *I* was the one who was too lazy to get out of bed. Lucky for them I woke up before they got punish.

I'm practicing martial arts on our lawn. It looks like early morning. I recall Josh. He grew up.

Between Sleeping and Waking: Dream Diary of the Man Who Doesn't Make Sense.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011:

Day 6: Targets and the Grecian Palace.

I had been outside the gas station in part of Arizona. The air was arid, and I had been with three friends (two outside with me, one in a car, and all three had been based on real-life people) pondering just how I would get myself back home. I had come to this field of sand to test a route to a college prior to my going there on a class trip. That was when I had suddenly realized that I had been dreaming. Just as this realization came to me, I began to run over the environment with my hands, so as to cement lucidity. Then, facing my two DCs who were with me, I figured, "why not?" That was when I had begun to attack my poor friends with my fists. Obviously, they hadn't liked that too much, and they quickly walked off into the emptiness of the desert. Just as they did so, I had gotten the sudden urge to perform an energy beam attack. So, I cupped my hands and said the immortal and infamous words...
"Kamehame..."
At this point, a small, glowing, bluish-white ball of energy had formed in my hands.
"...ha!"
Then, I shot a small slow-moving blast of energy out of my palms. It missed horribly, resulting in one of the fleeing DCs giving me a look of disproval. I had remembered that she had been a Dragonball Z fan in waking life. When the DCs had finished walking off, I got in the car with the third DC. He proposed that we head off to the grocery store, my lucidity hanging by a thread. We did so, and, luckily for me, the lucidity had intertwined itself within the dream's plot. I had resolved that I would call my mother and tell her not to worry - for I would be home after I awoke.
Upon reaching the grocery store, I noticed that the structure was surprisingly elaborate. Unlike your typical store, grass and stone fountains had aligned the floors where merchandise shelves were held. The textures and the shelves had effectively formed a maze of Grecian proportions. I never did get a chance to explore the place too deeply, however. I soon awoke in my bed.

Duration: Roughly five minutes.
Level of Lucidity: Low.

So I immediately went back to sleep, and I ended up at church. SGT G was there, and he wanted to wrestle me for some reason. I planted him on the ground, and all this stuff of his fell out his pockets everywhere. I felt kinda bad for him, because I think he got hurt pretty bad. I was picking up the stuff, and Jeff came up, and started talking about forming a rap group. He sat in this chair and kept trying to convince me, with his thick southern accent. He started talking about how we're wasting time and getting older. He said "hell, I'm older than my father now", "we gotta do somethin' cuz". I couldn't help but laugh.

I'm at this bank...waiting in line, and I decided to look out the window. There was someone near my car, but they had just gotten out on their own. I'm still waiting in this huge line, and it's taking forever. I looked back outside, and I see the same people near my car. I forget about the line, and head back out to my car. It's jacked up, and the engine is hanging half way out of it, and the two clowns who are stealing stuff are trying to run away. I caught up to both of them and threw them in a van (maybe someone was with me....or the cops, i'm not sure). I was asking the guy why in the world would he do something like that to me. He told me because there are no good people in the world. I punched the guy a few times, woke up mad as hell and went back to sleep.

I was in a fitness hall, spraying water out of my hand, which i swung in spirals, forming a square shaped water box at the end.

I've been trying for WEEKS to have a WILD. And I finally had one today. It happened at the weirdest of times. I just lied down, and decided to do a WILD at 11:30 PM. So I got in bed, and let my mind wander for a while. I didn't move at all. Finally, I began to see hypnogogic imagery. I was about to try to enter it, but it changed to something else before I could. When I was sure this was a dream, I tried to open my eyes. It was a bit hard, but when I did open my eyes, I opened my RL eyes XD

There are also 2 other dreams I had that night. One, I remember getting lucid, and wondering what food tastes like in dreams. So I closed my eyes and said "Fried chicken(Favorite food!) must appear in my hands, and I held my hands out. I opened my eyes, and after a few seconds, the food formed. So I ate it. It's okayish, not as good as RL fried chicken though

The other one, I don't recall so much

I was in my school library and school was about to be released. When the bell rang I went outside and it was raining. It wasn't raining very hard but the principals still made everyone go back inside. We hadn't had rain in so long that when we finally did they wouldn't let us leave the school. I went back into the chool and went to the restroom then went to sit in the library again.

I was with this unimportant person at this nice looking old house. It was surrounded by a bunch of dark green trees and an aging path led from the house to the road. It was night and normally I am pretty nervous to be outside during this time. However, there was a sort of comfort about the cool night air and the darkness seemed welcoming, rather than encompassing and frightening.
The unimportant person, I suppose we'll call her Wendy, needed to go somewhere. I had nothing better to do, so I followed her. I honestly don't think the girl noticed I was there. She and I walked over to her really old car and she got in. It was one of those snug black cars from the fifties. I thought about getting in, but I decided to just hitch a ride on the car's roof.
My reasoning?
"She won't be going fast down this road."
As I'm looking at the moon and all the pretty trees, I smile and think,"This is wonderful. It's like a dream..."
Then, I realize that it is a dream. I'm quite pleased and don't let myself get excited, for fear that I'll wake up. I remember reading dream stabilization tips on this website and others, and try to use them. However...
"Clarity now!"
Same blurriness.
I pause for a moment, then say it again. Same thing happens.
"I said CLARITY NOW."
My sharp and commanding voice did little if nothing to help.
However...
"...HD Vision now!"
Poof! Everything was nice and clear. I suppose I could have gotten off the car, but I was enjoying myself. So, I issued a few commands.
"I'd like her to turn down this road, left, up a ways."
The car went the way I wanted.
"This scenery is really nice, but I want it to be dusk instead."
Then, it was dusk. I stopped after that because I didn't care.
The End

I had a dream about me being on computer and listening to Children of Bodom and doing other stuff in the internet. I woke up and I realized I could attempt to DEILD.

I constantly fell to somewhat really unstable and weak dream and I woke up everytime I tried to do anything like RC or dream stabilizion. I saw the dream but I wasn't there, so basically it was similar to when you play some video games where you are waiting to respawn

I woke up this morning at around 8 AM, and realized that I had once again failed to have a lucid dream, and only remembered a little bit of one dream about getting really drunk on beer, working at a cash register for a really long line of people, and messing around with two friends. I was so frustrated that I told myself "You are not leaving this bed until you have had another dream, and it had better be lucid". So I lay back down in bed, but I couldn't go to sleep again for another half hour (because I really wasn't tired anymore).

Finally, I managed to get back to sleep.

FIRST LUCID DREAM:

I am shopping for a present for my brother in a strange store, but there's nothing very good for him, and one PEZ dispenser costs 10 dollars. They keep boarding up the shelves so that I can only see stuff through the side. I find an awesome skirt that makes you look like Kairi from Kingdom Hearts, but when I look back they've all turned into other articles of clothing.

I walk into another part of the store and do a reality check of plugging my nose and breathing. I realize it works and am SUDDENLY LUCID! YAAAY! I do the things that I read about not to lose it, so I try to spin around and look at the rest of the dream, but it fades out a little as I do this and I feel myself waking up. So I don't do anything. I don't move a muscle and I don't open my eyes, I just start to visualize until the supermarket fades back in around me.

This time I try the undressing trick that I've read about, but I only manage to take off my shoes - the rest is too difficult.
I'm too worried to try walking through any doors, as the dream feels very fragile to me. I remember I wanted to try and find M in my dream, so I imagine him being in the other room, and I call out his name loudly. It makes me wonder if my real body is yelling as well.

As I turn the corner I see him, but his back is too me and he walks into a freezer. This frightens me, and I'm worried that if I get too frightened I will wake up, so I don't follow him. I walk back into the supermarket and notice how clearly I can hear the music coming through the loudspeakers. I walk out the doors and am at the beach.

I wake up. And do a happy dance!! Yaaaaay!!!!