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First of all it started as a normal dream.

Then I took drugs in it, something like benthozyme (not sure if it even exists) that were pills that melted in your mouth. And it turned into a lucid. The "drugs" made it hilarious, first I met a golden buddha that rose out of the ground, and I asked it about the meaning of life, and then we had a deep conversation. Apparently being wide is the meaning of everything. Everything is about wideness. There is no length or height, just wideness flipped on its side. Without wideness everything would be 2D and our 3D world wouldn't exist. Wise words from the buddha . After this conversation the buddha went back into the ground, and I noticed the weather was becoming cloudy. So I swiped my hand and the clouds dispersed away, and I set the time to summer, mid-day. Nice and sunny! I then jumped around in a field of flowers, saw a Sherman tank drive past me, played some piano and saw my grandmother, then woke up.

It was vivid as fuck. Perfectly clear and realistic and I could feel everything.

It was a normal dream at first, it was winter and I was flying, then realized that flying = impossible and did a reality check -> turned lucid.

I spent it testing and practising my level of dream control. I telepathically lifted a wooden house into the air by pointing my hand at it and then smashed it down 50 metres further and it turned into splinters. Did it while floating in the air. Multitasking!

And then had a false awakening, forgot to do an RC and went off to tell my buddies on Steam that I had a lucid, then woke up for real.

I was the son of a king, living on planet Bodrum. Because the king was my father, I was appointed the squad leader of planetary defence squad #2 and made a General Major. There were two squads defending the planet overall, both with around 20 warriors. We were at war with another planet whose name I can't remember, but they used red mechs while ours were black. Yeah, there were mech battles. Our weapons were blue energy beams and hand to hand combat (fuck yeah).
We were fighting over a mineral called Bodrium that was found on the orbit of our planet. It was important for some reason.
Anyways. We landed on a nearby planet with the King and squad #2. We had a massive battle against the red mechs (who we called "women"), and when we left the King refused to take me onboard his transport shuttle. He told me he needed me in important affairs and if someone shot down the shuttle it'd be bad.
Eventually me and the King were alone at a canyon-area on Bodrum. He challenged me to a training duel. He was a super skilled guy, he was kicking my ass at hand to hand mech combat, until I managed to slip a grenade in a notch in his torso. It exploded and disabled his mech. The king looked incredibly surprised. He called me to him, unable to move, and started telling me a story.
First he asked me, in a voice which was if like he had difficulties talking,
"Do.. you know how many children I have?"
I say, "no"
"29."
At this point I realize what a pimp he is, holy shit. He then continues, his voice is getting more broken by the minute.
"Do you know how my last child fought... he attacked me for 25 minutes and then I defeated him with a single blow.. but you.. you forced me to attack for 35 minutes and I was defeated in the end.. there's a prophecy that was once told to me. "Wait for the 29th child to claim your throne". Seems it was right.. *coughes blood*"
I realize the grenade I had set had also mortally wounded the King and he was going to die soon.
"You're... the new... King now.."
And then he died. Right after that, I saw several ambulances arrive, with cyborgs jumping out and asking if his heart is beating, if he is breathing, I tried to do CPR but failed.
The dream jumps to the next day. I see my squadmates mourning over his death, everyone is. The markings on my shoulder pads have changed from two stripes to three, indicating I was the King now.
I woke up crying.

Along the dream, there was a side-story of me having a secret relationship with a squadmate who was a hot chick, which continued over the course of the dream, between important plot points.

Some guy was saying how he hated Germans and how Germany sucks and such. Suddenly Hitler's ghost appeared, all smoky and transparent grey like a generic ghost and started flaming him back in German that I somehow understood and it was fucking hilarious, the guy was scared. Hitler was like "thats what ya get for fucking with Germans" then Napoleon's ghost appeared and Hitler went "yo Napoleon light my cigar bitch" and then he lit his cigar and they chilled for a while and both eventually faded away

Later, multiple sleep paralysises but did not succeed in WILD this time, it was very close though.

I was texting this chicka earlier today. In bed cause I had just got done stretching and eating so everything was comfortable. I sent her something like "Hey foxy lady. What are you up to?" My bedroom looked relatively normal and the sun was still bright casting lines a crossed the walls in my room. Then my phone made the sound like it was vibrating and remained motionless in my hand. Confused I checked the response and it was "Smoking and watching Doctor Who." A typical answer but I decided to RC.
The lines from my windows shadow on the wall started to dance and bend in to crazy shapes. The bedroom was changing rapidly in subtle ways. I woke up in my bed under a warm cocoon of clean blankets. I must have drifted off to sleep and never sent any texts. Crazy experience. I will try to tell myself to remember harder if I decide to tale a day time nap again. How bizarre the experience was I figure lucid dreams would be awesome.

The rest of today and tomorrow morning will be full of Reality Checks.

Non-lucid dream

I'm in a giant gym with my friend N, we start jumping up and down from the roof to the floor over and over again. The dream changes to me and my friend K, were sitting on a bench in school waiting for our new teacher, He comes in with a robot and tells us that it will be our new assistant, The dream changes again to me and K in the same spot but hugging, the robot assistant bursts through the door and chases after us. I look at kailey who is crawling though an air vent. I follow her through to the other side, It looks like we were in a video game store. Kailey told me she had to go and ran away before i could say anything. I saw my friend N again waiting in line with a bunch of people. "Hey whats up?" i ask him "Oh nothing much just buying a game with my friend." (some acne covered kid that iv'e never seen before.) I try talking to him for a few more minutes but he ignores me. I go over to weird looking game vending machine, there is a middle button that I press and a screen slides up from the side. It tells me to type in some numbers (password? zip code maybe?) Right when I tryed t type something in I woke up.

Recall isn't it's best right now so I only have some fragments that I forgot to add this morning.

I was in some type of water park and there were a ton of atv's because the company that was hosting the event had it's anniversery that day. So everyone was allowed to ride their atv's through the water park which was a bit dangerous to say the least. xD So I was riding through the park when I decided to stop and swim in a small pool of water that was off to side of one of the rides. I remember I was swimming there for quite sometime and a dc just appeared off to the side watching me. He was an employee of the park and he was just making polite conversation. A little bit after I woke up from that.

I remember 2 of my others dreams but, I didn't stop to think of them as much I had the last one. So I've now forgotten them almost completely since I forgot to do my dj earlier. :/

i was at a school halloween party and i was hanging out with Dionne for a bit and then Dakotah and i pulled a baggy of cheetos out of my purse and we were eating them and some stpid kids walks over and is ell "how much?" and Dakotah says "fifteen a gram" and i look over at him like what??? and he's just like "shh" and we sell our cheetos and then laugh while this stupid kid pretends to be high...
dumbass.

It was like a frat, it was in a different realm, murder the guy. I was learning about the frat, some very hot girls, and some very ugly girls, a lot of the girls said that they would hook up with me, but all the ones that said they would hook up with me weren’t that hot. One of the games was like baseball. We got free stuff, but when the owner was around we had to stop lounging and sit upright. I remember the owner driving a military type truck over a bridge and straitening up.They liked the way that I shot my laser gun and said I would do fine. It was a huge place with a lot of people, I had a lot of conversations, one of the conversations was with a redhead and I was very interested in her but she disappeared just like that. I was being followed by who the person that follows Jason Bourne in the Bourn identity, they jacked up my engine to my car. I was walking somewhere outside, but there was carpet. I noticed a guy following me, so I started to run. Once I realized it was just me and him I easily mounted him and he pulled out a knife, he was telling me “this is how you do it” and had the knife directly at his neck. When I stole that knife he faked that he was dead, but instantly got another knife out of his mouth and jumped up and I grabbed his wrist. I thought I killed him, later on I realized that I did kill him cus I saw his leg stil laying on the carpet. I was explaining to my frat buddies what happened contemplating on whether to call the cops or not, but I was scared because I killed a man. I found out that he lived there at the frat. Some old guy just kept handing me money anywhere from 1 to 20 dollar bills, to buy upgrades for my gun and stuff. It is dark and not much is happening at night there, it didn’t seem that clean but it was nice to be there with everyone, I did not recognize one face, other than the the guy from the bourne identity, I caught him and he planted something in the dvr box like a recorder, I felt like certain people wanted me gone because of what I was doing for this frat. I made a facebook status, and 160 something poeple liked it. It was kind of like they were here to offer support in any way that they could, even if it was as little as liking a facebook status. I searched for the redhead, and never found her. When I tried to go home I wasn’t seeing the view from my driver seat the whole time, I was seeing on top of my car, I saw a map, this is how I noticed my car looked a lot different. I kept looking behind me to see if I was getting followed by somebody but I wasn’t I don’t think. I thought I was getting followed but it ended up being my own car I just didn’t recognize it. The landscapes around me on the ride home were a lot different. Like tellytubby land. Before I knew it I was at Wisconsin, but I could see a sign saying welcome to ohio for drivers coming the opposite way. I tried turning around but the car was so hard to control that I did something and everything snapped back to normal, and I was like how cool was that man. Then I woke up, the craziest thing about this is I had a Feeling before I fell asleep that I was about to embark on a journey and this is gunna be a weird sleep, and it sure was. My dream recall is by far the best I have ever had. The three knives and all the blood was gone when I went to the place I killed the guy at. The baseball game involved 3 people, one was on a platform, the person had to put there feet on a vibrating thin rock thing, it made it look like it was going to cut off ur feet. Kids really loved this game. We were like a little battalion. My gun was triggered with my right finger, and aimed with my left hand. Kind of like a wii remote. Another thing I remember about the activities was the girls pulling something over their backs and running around an enclosed ccircle track, and when they hit the end they just kind of piled up. When the guy handed me the money, I was in the corner of a sunroom kind of thing. If I would have been lucid dreaming I would have railed the hell out of that redhead after murdering a man, it does not get much better than that.

I was in a hotel or something with a bunch of people including XOXOLexiBee off twitter, who I follow but have never spoken to, lol. We all went into this huge elevator that's more like a fancy room, with dark red and gold decor and carpet and stuff. As we're moving it suddenly started shaking around and flipping upside down everyone was getting flung around, I was just like "wheeee". Then it stopped and everything was completely dark. Someone said to press the help button, so someone else did, but it didn't do anything, and everyone was like 'oh shit'.

I had Lexi's phone for some reason; it was an iPhone 4S, but it had a little LED light in the bottom right corner like the one on my phone. I was using her phone to iMessage N (even though I can't?) but all punctuation would turn into a weird little box symbol. She didn't know I was using it, but I knew she would see the conversation. I thought about telling her I'd used it by accident on twitter, and I thought she would be annoyed.

I'm working with a team on their rocket. Initially it is a ball with one thruster on the bottom. They launch it (I see it being launched) by shooting it out of some launcher that puts enough spin on the ball going forward that it loops around and comes back through the other side of the launcher for even more propulsion, once it is in the air the second time it fires its thruster. I see the rocket-ball being launched and the "dream camera" follows it into the air and down. It reminds me of a saiyan spaceship, although it is just a plain white color, about a foot and a half in diameter. I comment to them how I have never even heard of a team this good at doing things (apparently they had made that fairly quickly). They seem unimpressed by me amazement. We go to a mall where they pick up two half molded arms from a vendor. They are molded enough to have the shape of the arm but are empty where the bones would be and you can see some fake muscles on the outside and there are breaks in the skin to see completely inside. I'm pretty sure they were right arms in a semi-relaxed pose. The guy was literally cooking arms like they were pretzels in one of those tall clear cases. They were to the right of me when they bought the arms. Once again I commented on how their launcher was so impressive because it managed to make the rocket go through it after launching it a couple hundred feet in the air but I think they were disappointed in my amazement because they had bought the launcher as a separate part. Mainly they were so impressive because they managed to do all this stuff so quickly.

I'm posting this as one dream because it all happened during one REM cycle.

My family and I, without my brother, are going on a trip through Arab territory through the desert. We need some sort of protection so I try to take advantage of my kung fu skills (I do kung fu IRL) and find a weapon but all I can find are these weird plastic weapons. They have metal blades but plastic handles. There is what looks like a katana but the blade is actually really short on closer inspection and the handle is really long. Then there is another really long handle with a right angle blade on it. Both of the blades are incredibly loose so they are generally useless (not to mention that nobody actually knows how to fight with an awkward katana or an L). After that my dad tries to put on a turban but I tear it off his head saying he looked ridiculous and would get us killed. The turban was a light purple, made of a towel with a very smooth obviously not-turban material.

After this I randomly became lucid and was with my friends K, A and some others under what seemed to be some sort of overpass unlike any I had ever seen before. It was almost completely enclosed, made of really big cobbled stones with giant square pillars and water to the left of the road from where we are standing in a cul-de-sac. There are steps leading into the water between the pillars. I summon a silver Ferrari California and get in with one of my friends, I think it was A. When I get in, the parking brake doesn't work, i.e. when it is in park it moves forward unless I press the brake. I also noticed the shifter, it was backlit with orange light and looked like a manual because it had a bunch of gears, yet it was a straight line so it had to be automatic. I wasn't doing any shifting anyways so it didn't make a difference. I do a lap under the overpass, drifting and stuff. There is a giant truck, I'm not sure if it was on the way forward or the way back which I swerve to the left of the pillar and over the steps to avoid. Lots of drifting going on here. After that, I don't remember how I got there but I was on the side of the highway and I realized I should try to stabilize the LD. So I started doing palpitations and peeking and everything starts coming into focus. My hands are really weird looking, they are red and swollen and my fingernails are really small and keep changing size. I am looking at the large evergreen and pine trees off the highway where I am and they start to come into focus as I continue to "peek". There isn't any shoulder on the highway and there is just a hill leading down to the forest where I am standing. The sky is blue in the background. After that the dream slips away.

I prepare for a DEILD. I see a hypnagognic image which is a square pumpkin face and focus and relax my body to go into another dream. I feel the awesome sensation of falling into a dream which in this case felt like I was falling sideways for a couple hundred feet at high speed. I end up in my bed and RC but it wasn't a dream I think it was because I was worried I would forget everything because my recall has been crap lately so I wasn't too upset.

Slept through the alarm this morning and had to rush when I finally did wake up, so my dream recall is nada.

Just didn't want to forget to write in my DJ for the sake of keeping it a habit. Better luck next time

I remember seeing some bike/scooter attachment hooked up to a machine gun of some sort....the I was suggesting that we should move it out of the middle of the road.

someone put sleeping medicine in my beer...but i knew it wasn't my beer, because I wasn't drinking in the first place.

Danielle Rodriguez was giving me a mission....whoever the heck she was.

I was watching my nephews play some MMORPG

I dreamed I was fishing on the beach in Mexico. (IWL we're going to this beach in 2 weeks). Something big takes my line and I start pulling it in. I see that it's a huge dark colored shark.

I manage to pull it up on the beach and as I walk down to get a closer look it opens its jaws and snaps at me. Then it turns itself inside out and a woman dressed as a sumo wrestler appears???

She begins speaking in a non human language and I make signs to her that I don't understand. Then she starts speaking in english.

She tells me she is a pearl diver from the islands, and she doesn't know how she got here. I untangle her from the fishing line and she slips back into the water and swims away.

I woke up here and really wanted to re-enter the dream and become lucid. I listened to the sound current and entered back into the dream. I was back at the beach and remembered the shark but but the girl. I was dreaming again but still not lucid.

I walked down to the water and looked for my wife and friends to tell them about the shark and lost the dream at this point.

My dream guide is the Goddess and She has appeared to me as a dolphin before so I believe I got to see Her shark nature this time.