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I was at work, Wal-Mart, on the toy aisle, with a female coworker. We were building a display that had toys from two separate movies, both pertaining to being directed by Steven Spielberg, Star Wars and Jurassic Park, and I mentioned how it would be nice if he were to suck my dick. I think it was a joke, but either way, at one point, she laughed and told me that Steven was coming for me. That he just got in the store and was on his way over. I don’t know if it was to fight or what, hope it wasn’t to suck my dick, but either way, she told me he was coming, for me.

11/9/11
Non-lucid


Some kind of orange cat that looks like it’s Garfield. It was trying to avoid security from dogs and then the alarm starts. I was running away from these dogs and people, and some were very close to catching me.



After a while the security got even tighter and more Canines started to come out, and the dream kind of mixes with another dream. I was also hiding from a General and some tall dude and they were walking in the military base. I could see them from the mirror and sneak by them.



Then they manage to find me, and were like “There he is!”

Then I’m running away from the dogs and then I’m back to the other dream where I turned into a different person. I’m still running away from security in an airport. I had to go through this docking area that went downward.

Everything goes slow and there’s this guy who looks like the suspect, but I’m the one who is taking the blame. He goes off as if he doesn’t know anything. He has a bag and then someone said he can only be the suspect if he did something bad.



Then some lady thought she was going to kill the same man. He was trying to prevent her from coming into the real world. There’s this light near the area and the guy goes after it and she falls on the floor and decides to dive into the same empty white light.



Then she saw her children trying to hold her hand, and they’re both smiling. Dream fades..

Then a girl looks like a girl from Imari from Bible Black, she wore this blue swimsuit. But I can't remember much on what happened though...



Then another dream I’m walking through a restaurant and Antonio Banderas was fighting his clone and said that he’ll take off his shirt to fight the other one. Then this girl is fantasizing from this, and she was with two guys.



One looked like the guy from The Big Bang Theory…




after the girl watches the fight and is happy, the two guys near her did some random things. They were poking each other hardcore and slapping each other. That’s all I remember.

11/8/11

Non-lucid


I’m with my parents and my mom is showing me something that’s on for sale that would give me more memory for my Zune HD. The prices were really cheap. She pointed that I should get the 30 GB for like $29.99.



Then I’m playing Twilight Princess, and I’m playing as Wolf Link and Midna is riding me. There were dark ominous clouds in this grass land area. I think even a Beyonce song was playing…



Then I see Aelita from Code Lyoko was in Sector 5, but it was split off. It was like she was playing a Mario Game where she had to go to pipes to go to different areas. She could build her own pipe to transfer back and forth from point A to point B.



Then she’s teleported to a secret area from a random pipe. I think an enemy hits her, so she came back to her original spot.

No WBTB because I needed my rest, and I tried MILD, but no LD.

First, I remember there was this crazy, deranged, disturbed, dangerous, wizard serial killer on the loose. Like he had the power of the devil or something. I don't remember his name, but it had the number 18 at the end. He was very tall, and kinda big, and he had very curly brown hair. At the end of this dream segment, he came into our house (I think it was DE that only I knew he was evil) and I shook his hand to meet him, and he seemed like a nice guy.

Next, I was in a boat with Radiohead (I don't know why they keep showing up in my dreams, I don't like them that much) and my mom and her friend, Debbie, were in a boat ahead of us. My mom was writing down on this paper things that we were going to order from this pizza place. We had a bunch of stuff on the list, and then my mom puts the list (it was a notebook) in the water, so it would float to us, and we could write what we want. But since the drift was pushing us backwards, the list moved forward, away from us, and we had to start over. There was also this part where Debbie and her daughter were in this weird abandoned warehouse.

Then, I was in school, but it was just this hall with a bunch of tables, like a lunch room, but it wasn't a lunch room. It was like a conversation hall or something. I wrote "convention" in my dream journal, so I guess it was that. Anyway, I was sitting next the Kate, and across from me was Rebecca. There was a TV near our table, and we were about to watch something. I got up and walked around. I found Lawrence (that annoying kid from that other dream) and I found out he was getting his life together, and he had a job. I was actually happy for him, and he pointed to his girlfriend, who looked like a dude, and I said, "Boy she's hot," just to humor him. Anyway, I went to sit down again, and everyone had these lists. On them was like a catalog of things we could watch I think. The list was set up like a chart, and it looked more like it listed classes and such rather than movies or something. Either way, I noticed that each column was a different category, like on any normal list, with things like names of classes, numbers, and other boring things. But then I noticed that one column mention Lulu (In regard to the Metallica/Lou Reed album) and that each category had obscenities rather than boring statistics, like "tits" and "rape". I thought this was funny because it stood out, and I laughed out loud. Kate said, "What's so funny?" I explained the whole thing to her, but she didn't get it. Eventually we were watching the TV, and it was this weird movie that would sound like the Matrix if I explained it here, but it wasn't anything like that. In the movie, one part had Madonna materialise without her clothes on, and then gradually, her clothes materialised onto her. I made a joke saying, "In real life, Madonna's clothes don't usually go back on that easily."

I might have had another false awakening. I remember writing down in my dream journal the events of the Radiohead/boat dream. Actually now that I think about it, I woke up, and I was thinking of what to put down, but I was doing it with my eyes closed, and I started to fall asleep thinking about it. So I wrote down a bunch of stuff, then I realised I was falling asleep, or I fell asleep, or something...then I woke up and had to write it all again. I don't know...I'm not counting this one as a false awakening.

The next dream was more vivid. The first part was that I was this hero or something, and I had to fight Wolverine, who was the villain. We were in this room with a section of floor, but then parts that dropped off to spikes down below. I kept knocking Wolverine into the spikes, and I almost killed him, or I killed his partner (I don't really know) by crushing their head. Then Wolverine retreated. I was left in the room with the Penguin from Batman, and he took a notice to the walls of the room, which were made of trees. The walls had large scratches in them, and the Penguin mentioned, "I remember when I got these scars," as if the scratches on the wall were scars on his person. Just then, the scratches started to bleed. The Penguin looked at me and said it was amazing that I didn't have any scars on my face (presumably from fighting so much). Then I exited the room from this high-up balcony. Suddenly I was in a Hogwarts-esque school, and I had to get to class, and I was late because I was fighting Wolverine. When I got to the class room, which actually looked a lot like something from Harry Potter, I noticed that Wolverine was my teacher, and we had to put on this act because no one was supposed to know that he was evil, and I was a hero. In this part of the dream, I was a very Harry Potter-like character, but I was Harry Potter. For example, I was pretty well known, and I didn't know anything about the world of magic because I was raised by muggles. I entered the classroom, and Wolverine mentioned the next page of the text book that we had to read. Since I was late, he chose for me to read it. I hurried to my seat as the class watched me, and made fun of me. I took out my text book, and tried to remember what page he said. I asked the kid next to me, and he refused to tell me, so I looked at his book. Apparently, this was enough to prove his point, as Wolverine didn't have me read the passage. There was something very off about the social norms of this place, as well. Then this girl across from me, told me to scoot this stool over to her. I did it, assuming it was hers. Well, it turned out to be this popular girl's stool, and she yelled at me for giving it to some "unpopular pig." I looked at her and said in frustration, "Well, I don't know! I was just introduced to magic! How am I supposed to know who's stool it is?!" As if it had something to do with magic. The unpopular girl kicked it back over to me, and I kicked it over to the popular girl, who was at a table in the row in front of me. She went to stop it with her foot, but when she did, it shattered into pieces. She looked at me, like she was going to blame it on me. I stood up and screamed at her, "YOU kicked it! YOU broke it!! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!" I was very tired of everyone making fun of me. Then for some reason, the whole incident was forgotten as one of the students was whispering to a friend about how there's a rumor going on that their teacher might be the one with "the metal hands" (referring to Wolverine's claws. Remember, it was kept secret). Wolverine overheard them and said to the class in a reassuring and parental tone, like an uncle to a nephew, "No, I am not the metal man." Then one of the kids mentioned syphilis. Don't ask me why, but it was DE that this was a good thing. It wasn't referring to any disease, but rather just a likable trait. Anyway, everyone knew that the metal man had syphilis, and one of the kids mentioned that their teacher, Wolverine also had syphilis. In an effort to mess with his students in a playful way, he mentioned, "But I DO have syphilis. I don't know, kids, maybe I AM the metal man after all." He was very charismatic with the students. Then, suddenly we were doing this experiment. Wolverine turned off the lights, and we had to observe these jars. In the jars, there were apples, and applesauce with cinnamon, but it was DE that it was sand, and a sand storm. We had to observe what was happening, and anything important that we saw. Like I mentioned earlier, the social norms were very strange. It was frowned upon to work outside of a group, although everyone in my group wasn't talking to each other. After observing, Wolverine turned the lights back on, and he asked the class what they saw. People were raising their hands, and mentioning things like the colors, and the shapes, but not the obvious. I went to raise my hand to mention that there as a storm inside the jar. But people got mad at me, and Wolverine called on the top kid in class. He mention other things but not the storm. Then Wolverine called on this kid in the front who had to pay the top kid in class to be able to say the correct answer, which was the storm.

The last part of the dream was only a fragment. It had something to do with a computer program that was essentially a bicycle kit, and the name of it was this pun for bikes, but I'm sure it wouldn't make sense in waking reality, even if I did remember what it was.

1
My dad was driving me and two of my friends somewhere off the highway, but as we were driving through the parking lot of a strip mall we passed by some chain restaurant and suddenly the male friend in the back seat and I decided we want to go on a "date." Megan, who was also with us, didn't seem to care. But my dad seemed bothered about spending money because our initial destination was either free or very cheap. I brushed off his concern and my friends and I went inside.

Later on I was in the bathroom of the restaurant which was actually a dingy old basement with cement walls and floor. There was a small ground-level window and through it I could see my dad talking on his cell phone outside. He was explaining to someone that he was stuck here (because of money or gas?) but he didn't seem angry, just tired and distressed. When I got back to the table I was going to tell my friends we had to leave.

2
I saw Sam sit down on a bus with Lauren and he was wearing a bunch of oversized cable-knit sweaters. I saw the bottom fringe of a green one sticking out below a big white one with the sleeves bunched up around his wrists. I thought he looked hilarious and I wanted to text him just the word, "sweater," and I did this by reaching over the seats and sticking my hand underneath one of them where he seemed to be hiding his phone. Lauren was the only one who seemed to notice this but she pretended not to. I typed my message directly onto his phone but because I couldn't see what I was doing I accidentally typed "single." He then suddenly started making a big deal about how he was single, implying he and Lauren had broken up, while she sat there smiling uncomfortably.

3
I was on some dreaming forum on the Internet describing a problem I had with dream recall. A guy who'd been assisting me throughout my thread said something like, "Now rub your hands together and meet me in a dream later." I thought this was punny, like: rub your hands together in anticipation, and also rub your hands together to stabilize your dream.

4
Steve wanted to show me something he made or helped create, so I followed him. An alternately docile/aggressive female lion leaped at me while we stood in a small wooden shed. I huddled up against Steve for safety. He seemed distracted and confident I would be fine. A Brian Froud-y looking creature which emanated the melody to I Lay Stretched on Your Grave from its ears. I wanted to tell Steve how emotional the song made me but I didn't get the chance. I felt so affected by everything but he remained calm and stoic.

Dream fragments. Nothing too special.

I attempt to get online in school, but the internet is blocked. This makes it hard for me to finish a research project and everyone gets really mad.

The next dream I am doing some pretty awesome parkour in a floating city.

Told you it was boring...

Im at my school outside, talking to the principle. I remember being in trouble for some reaon that didnt make sense, so I got angry at the princicpal and started to quetsion things around me. All of a sudden I realize Im dreaming, and I dont remember exaclt what I did, but I think I may have punched him or swore at him. Then I looked up at the schools roof, and flew to the top rather easily, then I decided to keep going higher and higher until i was above 200 feet in the air and I let myself fall down and into the ground, which wasn't painful at all, and accomplished my goal of skydiving (although I wish I had gone higher). I then remember landing in some truck yard, going in to my dads truck and seeing him asleep in the back and I left.

Next dream i was non lucid and remember cornering two kids from my class who were gonna fight each other in a mma match, in a cage. In between the waiting, one of the fighters dissapeard and replaced with someone else, and both cornermen were feeding the fighters tube yogourt before fighting, which made me question the setting.

So I figured it's 11 am, perfect time to lay back down and re-try to enter a LD state. After the weird ones i Had earlier today... what the hell.

Laid down, shut my eyes and nothing happened for a while. Then I found myself standing in the middle of what I assumed was "my room" and couldn't remember getting up. So I remember thinking, "I'm dreaming" do something, jump! I did but didn't float. So I said fuck it and just threw myself into the air like superman and it worked.

I thought I was in my own house (I wasn't) so I jumped up into the air again and tried to float through the floors but it didn't work. I think I woke myself back up at that point and fell right back asleep remembering I was dreaming still...

I was so happy that I realized it was a false awakening that I woke myself up.

But I fell back asleep and it happened again. I didn't realize I was sleeping, I tested it and again I was dreaming.

I kept waking myself back up for real and that got more confusing.

I know I was awake at one point and I convinced myself I was actually still dreaming... and it worked. (I could feel my body in bed and knew I was actually awake but I just pushed through it and made myself fall back asleep).

This time I was so happy I managed to get up, run out of the room, unlock the door to the house and go out into the street where there was lots of people and families walking around.

It was a neighborhood (not mine) and I have no idea who's house I had woken up in...

I remember walking around and trying to go to someone else's house and go inside. I got very excited and the dream started to fade so I reminded myself to spin. Spin spin spin.... I think I started it too late because next thing I know I could feel my body in bed and I was thinking spin spin spin.... It was a fight between the two states of LD and awake in bed... I think it almost worked but in the end I woke up.

So I will take this as another victory. Even though my LD's are still very short periods of time today I feel like I actually did work and learned some things.

Earlier today I spent time in my LD's dealing with controlling them and keeping them going.

Just now I feel like I learned how to identify false awakenings better. It also made me realize I have a hell of a lot more false awakenings then I think I do.

March 9th: I had been in a library discussing life in general with an older man, but eventually we got to the topic of dreams and he chuckled a little as he said " You haven't realized it yet? You happen to be dreaming. I quickly became lucid and made a crazy jump kick towards the old man in attempt to harness fire (that failed, but the kick looked cool) from my feet and test skills, but I awoke before the kick could connect with the man. I speculate if this man may have been my dream guide.. if so it would make sense that he hasn't shown himself since; he may think i'm not ready to see him again.

had lding in the back of my mind before sleep and after watching baccano.

October 14th: I was with a new group of friends, it felt odd though because they claimed to be an awkward group, but they were just a bit annoying.
The next phase in the dream I was with only one of the girls in the group, she looked like Ennis from Baccano, she had ice super powers and a rock ufo that could fly around with her. We flew over a lake at night, she managed to keep me up somehow, then we landed in an area that was a field of rainbow colored benches that were multicolored (for each bench) and morphing colors in a matter of a second. We both sat down to talk for a little bit. The first thing she told me was that I was dreaming, not willing to let this go by I repeated " I'm dreaming" lucidity immediately ensued and I jumped into the air and flew near a skyscraper, the sky and ground now had become white with no perception of it as a material, then I continued to fly around for a few more minutes. I soon realized flying was one of my lesser goals; I needed to search for my dream guide instead. I searched everywhere and saw Michael Jordan, Scooby and Shaggy, a woman and other people. At one point Michael spilled milk on the woman and I sucked it off with my hand like a vacuum. I soon found a door slightly opened and decided to use the door to search for my dream guide. When I opened it I saw a drawl looking house and remember a woman swiftly ran from my view in towels. after that my dream faded too quickly to reverse.
I believe either the old man, ennis, or the woman in the house is my dream guide, but at the same time they might not be my dream guide at all

I'm pretty sure it's good I went lucid a few times, I wasn't trying at all during that time, but now I'm back and ready to increase my LD ratio and find my dream guide

Last night I went to bed early and did a muscle relaxation technique. I then closed my eyes, put in ear plugs and tried to concentrate on the visuals.

I got some tingling sensations but after an hour or more nothing happened.

I flipped onto my side and went to sleep.

My alarm went off at 4 am so I tried again... but nothing happened and I drifted off to sleep.

Sent my kid off to school at 7 am, propped an extra pillow behind my head and started again. This is typically when I start to LD anyway.

Like the day before I drifted in and out. Overall I had several LDs but they were quite different than before.

They all started off as normal dreams and I wake up into them. The first one was the longest and it took me a while to realize I was dreaming. But once I did I immediately started to work on controlling it.

The LD was not as "intense and vivid" as the long one I had four days ago. But I had total control. The first one was about my extended family. I am quite sure that this was because one of my aunts made a comment on my facebook page and I read it before bed.

It took place in the bedroom I grew up in as a kid. Eventually I realized I was dreaming. I stayed in the room and experimented with different things. I remember doing something really odd like taking my hand and stretching it across the room. I don't recall much else at this point other than I had total control.

I had several small LDs after that. I would wake up and fall right back asleep. I remember some of them were sexual in nature.

The last one I can recall took place in a hallway. I remember saying I was looking for a "red head" and a bunch of people came running down the hallway and one girl came up to me and said something like "here I am".

The odd thing was she really didn't have red hair, it was more strawberry blonde. But I pulled her aside and focused on her and she became a red head. I remember once again having sex after that.

So this makes four LD night / days in a row. While none of the past three have matched how intense and real the first one was days ago, they were all different than in the past.

This latest one was by far the oddest and most interesting as it seemed like I was taking advantage of he time and honing my skills in getting control over the dream world. Like a sandbox version of a game I sat and played and experimented.

I would like to now combine the two and try to have a really deep LD with control that goes on for a while.

I think I am trying a combination of different techniques at night before I fall asleep and they are not working. I may also be attempting to have an OOB experience. I really need to learn the different techniques and the difference between the two and how to attain them.

I am a predator, Using a special visor, I am seeing some small invisible creatures around a corner. there is a pool of acid to my left. Using some sort of voice modulator, I convince them to jump into the pool of acid. The dream changes, some sort of gel tower thing appears in the hallway, I can only see it with the visor on. I attack it for some reason. It disappears and reforms a short distance away. I do this several times before getting bored. I go explore around the acid pool. I discover a group of humans that need to deliver a small capsule across the pool. they ask for my assistance. I give them my word I will, put the capsule in my pocket, and wake up unintentionally. the capsule was a black, pill shaped item with some glowing blue rings etched around its top and bottom.

I fell back to sleep quickly, but did not re-enter the dream.

I was speaking with lord Sheogorath, prince of madness. much of what he said made sense, but almost every sentence he spoke seemed unrelated to the previous one. he reached out to hand me a dagger, it was highly decorated. he called it a flechette. I reached out to take it, when my finger hit glass. I realised I was speaking with him through my ipod. the touching of the screen caused the conversation to skip to the next screen, I slowly woke up listening to him.

dream1 - I am on chatzy chatting with Katsuno and Floatinghead.
Katsuno says something about being a new leader or second leader beside Floatinghead for IOSDP.
then Floaty says "I know IOSDP is going slow but the next experiment for targeting is me(Floatinghead)!"

dream 2 - I am with my friends. we were taking test and when it's over, someone got 110 score. -.-
we linger around somewhere. we chat...(it was mostly useless conversation) this whole thing is really vivid and too long. one of my friends tickle my arm. I laugh out loud...

This, was not a pleasant night, due to the dreams it entailed. First off, it began with me, another boy, and a girl, who I did not recognize from my everyday life, but they brought me over to their grandpa's air force base, or something. There was water at the floor of the place, enough to be deep enough to swim in, but there were planes everywhere. The boy went into the plane with his grandfather, along with the girl soon later. He called for any last entrees, and for some reason, I decided not to go in. Soon, I guess a plane was right by me, and I pushed it, which caused it to move in circles in the air. As the occupied plane lifted off from the water, it hit the circling plane, which blew it down to smitherines. Next thing I knew, the place was in disaster. Planes crashing everywhere, fires erupting at corners, explosions, and screaming became the ambiance of the area. It was terrible, and I couldn't help feel for blame for all of it. The three other people I mentioned before had lived, though most everyone else died, but then I woke up.

Next, was a more scarier dream. It had to do with me, my brother, and my mom going to this house that was supposedly haunted. At first, I was reluctant, but I passed the feeling and stepped in. From the moment I walked into the house, I felt a new feeling, a bad one. My mom mentioned something about the house's original owner before he died being Anthony Hopkins, and I only asked "THE Anthony Hopkins?" and she did not reply. Later on, we explored the rooms, one had a flickering TV still on, and somewhere, I picked up a puppy, but as we advanced through the rooms, a feeling kept brushing by me, like a spirit. Soon enough, we all had this feeling that we were now haunted by this thing, so we ran out, or I did at least, with the puppy who was vibrating like crazy. Once I reached my original home, I placed the dog in the backyard, in which the neighbors dog, cat hybrid looking thing came in and tried to eat it. I tried to bargain with it, which actually worked, and then put a plug into the wall, and a forcefeild appeared from the neighbor's home. It was somewhat scary, actually, though what does it mean?

I remember having this little dream as I was waking up. I was looking in this plastic container for something. It was mostly opaque, but the sun was shining on the side of it and making the inside light up some. There was a little dirt in the bottom. I leaned closer so I could see what else was in it. Suddenly I saw a big black widow right there. It startled me and I woke up.