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[U]Dream 1[/U]
Megan Fox was in a pool and she kept diving in. She was wearing a black bikini (she looked HOT) and after that she was interviewed so everyone could find out why she kept jumping in.

Dream 2
I was on the bus with some friends I can't remember how many but we were going down to East Ham and we went into a tunnel (that isnt usually there) and we saw some girls getting r*** we got off the bus some how (we didn't even walk out the door) we beat up up the r****s (I think) and then we went to a train station and as we walked up the stairs of the station we saw about 40 guys who were friends of the guys we beat up.

I went back down to talk tactics "There's about 80 guys up there, I'll have to stab all of them."We walked up the stairs and I threw the knife at somebody and then I started kicking the biggest guy there, I know him but in the dream I wasn't lucid so I couldn't control what I was doing.

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Sorry for reposting you have obviously already seen this if you are on 9gag =(

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[COLOR="red"]Lucid[/COLOR]
[COLOR="blue"]Dream[/COLOR]
[COLOR="silver"]Thoughts[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lightblue"]Hypnagogic[/COLOR]

[COLOR="blue"]I dreamt that I were in a skyskrape and in some way I realised that I was dreaming. I wasn't completely sure, but my awareness felt different so I took a chance. I was working for a booring boss, so I opened a window and told him to watch, then I ran against it and jumped out and I flew![/COLOR] [COLOR="red"]I became lucid and the clearity was incredible and, well let's just say that I was relieved that I was dreaming. Then my biggest lucidity enemy appeared - a hot girl... I thought to myself and also told her to get away. But I couldn't control it. I imagined just for a small second what I was able to do with her, and I was teleported to that thought and I lost my lucidity. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="blue"]I also had nightmare! Wohoo first in very many years. But it wasn't fun to experience it though.
I was sitting with my family and eating dinner, when suddenly a man crush our window and step in, my parents ran, but I thought that if he i in our kitchen he can grab a knife and I can't let that happen. But it was too late...
He chased my mom and he was about to kill her when I grabbed one of the small knifes and pointed it in his back and said "Stop right there, let her go!" He did as I said, my mom got away, but he grabbed my arm and took my knife and pointed both of them to my throat. I managed to run, but now he was chasing me, eventually het got me, but I grabbed is arm and pointed the knife to him and this time I didn't hesitated. I stabbed him it was selfdefence I thought.
To big cuts in his stomach and I was still holding the knife. I told my dad to call the police.
I was in shock, and suddenly the man pulls out his knife and he stab me in the chest.
I feel a sensation of dizziness, and then I faint.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="silver"]Which means that i woke up .. puh[/COLOR]

I was living in a big house with lots of Tvs. There was a video game in form of a big machine gun or a tank in a middle of a room. I was playing with it and accidentally sot up the tv screens. TVs still worked, though, but the holes on the screens looked so real and cool.

I finally had a dream not involving college. Hooray!

I dreamed that members of my dad's church had put him "on trial" for some reason, and were holding the "trial" at the church where I grew up. I sat next to my dad, who was seated in front of the congregation, to show my support.

My uncle who died last year made a surprise appearance in the front pew, and he started yelling at the pastor who was leading the "trial", and calling him out on a lot of crap. This led to a bit of an uproar, and Dad and I just sat uncomfortably. Eventually the chaos died down. Dad was found guilty of...something, and led away to holy jail or whatever. I have no idea. I tried to voice my anger, but my voice wasn't working.

What was really interesting about this dream was that I would wake up in real life, drift back to sleep, and be back in the same dream. One minute I'm awake, and the next minute I'm talking with my dead uncle. It was really interesting. I think I can use this to help induce lucidity.

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The beginning of the dream (or as far as I could remember) had me trying to play The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, of all things, though my father informed me that someone hacked every copy of the game had cutscenes replaced with a video of a man hanging himself. Curious, though nervous as well, I proceeded to play the game, and not long after, the video began. At the very beginning of the video, it showed a sort of hook, holding the separate head that dangled and twirled on the hook. As if it was not disturbing enough, it had emotion and life in it. It looked scared, and pale, but it was breathing hard as if it was still attached to the rest of it's body. It was hard to tell if it was male or female. It had a unique facial structure, which in the dream I assumed was male, though now I am not so sure, though had long and greasy brown hair that stayed still with all the motion. Not long after, it cut to a different scene, where a man, who's face I can't remember now, was talking some sort of rebellious words. He was quite skinny, and wore a very bright-white tanktop with baggy camo pants. I forget what he was saying, but it was a young, rebellious voice. Once that was over, it moved to a scene where it showed the camera from the inside of the entrance of a barn, but a man in a pitch black rabbit outfit began walking forward and forward, very slowly and ruggedly, but still continued on. Soon enough, he was right in front of me, and that is where I first woke up at about 3:00 am.

I eventually got back to sleep, and this dream had a much more happier tone to start off with. It was a sort of party or something by a large warehouse. I don't remember what it was about, and a lot of it is fuzzy, but I do remember that I was with a small girl and a muscular man, which I do remember we looked at a shack that had appeared in my dreams before. The shack stood by my school, and it sold ice cream. We reminisced on the good times we had there, and it really was a good feeling. Other than that, they and I were both worrying about making a sort of deadline, for what? I don't remember. Some time later, I guess zombies invaded the area around us. It wasn't much, but there were enough. I found a pistol somewhere in the warehouse, and took it. I began shooting them in the head, and come to think of it, I am quite surprised how well I did with a gun, how skilled I was. Soon enough though, they broke in the door, and I tried to repair it, but they got to me, two began attacking me before I escaped from their grasp, which is when a horde bursted in. I ran around, looking for something that would heal me, which is when I noticed that the cast of Scooby-Doo (don't ask why...) were fighting along with me. Here's the weird part, Shaggy began to try and compete with me to get a shot which would heal me, and when I grabbed the shot, the dream ended.

What could all of that mean?

I was in McDonalds with my sis. We were eating. Then suddenly, we have to escape. Some people want to kill or take us. We ran outside. Or rather, I ran outside while carrying her (she was small). They were shooting guns, and I shoot them with magical force. I ran on the street and shot them.

We were walking. I was with sis and... someone else. I think it was mom, but not sure now. We were walking, and I saw a huge tree from afar. It was sparkling, like early dawn with dews still fresh. It was beautiful and magical. We were going to that tree.

We arrived at the root, me and sis and mom, I think. We were talking. We crossed over an obstacle, and I found books. I looked for books that are interesting. One is a book about Sen. Mirriam Santiago, but co-authored by a few others. We climbed.

We climbed up the tree. But then it was no longer a tree. It was a dormitory of sorts. I walked, but couldn't find them. Then I heard a "door" close, and I saw that the wall is actually a door. I opened it, and saw stairs going up. I saw them up the stairs. I followed.

We put our stuff in our respective rooms. I was in the room with Cat. An old friend and classmate, JJ, was also there. Then Cat received a call from his mom. We all heard it. She was looking for him, and when he said we're on the third floor, she told him to move to the first/ground floor. I wanted to say it's "safer" up in the third floor, but everybody's packing their stuff already.

The place looked (or felt) like Cebu.

So these are just some old dreams from my notebook along with some lucid ones I never recorded and therefore I have forgotten when I had them.

Bathroom Wars - 12/31/08
I was at a restaurant of some kind and I need to pee. I tried to find a bathroom yet one didn't seem to exist. I walked down this long red hallway for miles and miles or at least it felt like it. After some time I noticed a DC was walking next to me so I tried talking to him but he would not respond. Soon after a bathroom popped up and suddenly the DC seamed worried as if something bad was about to happen. Then I saw that it was a one person bathroom which seemed to be why the DC was worried. Next thing I remembered was me and the DC getting an an intense fight throwing stuff at each other such as tables and I believe part of it was even a sword fight. I woke up somewhere in the middle of the fight.

Weird Movie Theater stuff - 1/1/09
I am with my dad and today is some special day for the movie theater we are at. The staff want to take a picture with all their customers yet my dad refuses and wants to watch the movie. Skip to half way through the movie and the staff pull the fire alarm to get us out. I woke up as we were going out of the theater.

Google Is Everywhere! - 1/19/09
This dream seemed to be all about google. I am guessing it is from seeing some "what if" thing about companies advertising in our dreams. I pretty much just saw google absolutely everywhere. I saw thousands of books in a bookstore about google, digital clocks that read GOOG where the time should be and even some google stores. It ended with me going to google and several of their websites and that was when the dream was most vivid.

FIRST LUCID DREAM!
I was in Akonsons (a store in a small town in Idaho where I used to live) with my mom and my brother. I randomly became lucid at the realization that there is no akonsons in California where I live now and that I must be dreaming. I decided to do what I always wanted to in an LD which was to fly. I had heard that jumping as high as you can is a good start so I tried it. Unfortunately I doubted myself to much and fell to the floor after jumping about 15 feet in the air. When this happened though, I realised how realistic a dream can be since when I fell it hurt just like it would in real life. The dream abruptly ended here with a false awakening.

First LD cont (False awakening)
I woke up and found myself in the exact same place I was when I fell to sleep. I decided to get up and go to my computer where I browsed some lucid dream sites and then woke up for real. Of course when I actually woke up I felt enraged that I had the idea of lucidity right in front of me in the dream yet did not think to try a reality check where I could have had a second lucid dream right then.

For the past two days, I haven't gotten lazy. I simply didn't have any dreams, I swear. It's not that I didn't even remember the dreams, I didn't remember having any feelings associated with dreams, like how you can usually remember the feeling that the dream evoked. Not this time.

This night, I had only a few dreams. I don't remember the first half of the night because I woke up startled because I thought something smacked my bed. I figured it was my friend who was staying over, because he was sleeping on the floor next to the bed. I sat up and felt that sleep paralysis was about to take effect, but didn't because I freaked out. My arms felt all wobbly and wavy, like they weren't there, my whole body felt weird. I did a reality check and I wasn't dreaming, and it just occurred to me that I may have been OOB, but I doubt it. Anyway...

The dream that I remember (vaguely) was that I was with this person, and we came from some building or something. We walked into the street in this city at night time, and this car stopped in front of us. Then I was in some other car with Alec's dad, and we were driving on this very dream-like road and I saw a man in a pig costume on the highway. It was DE that there were a bunch of creepy people in animal costumes running around the neighborhood. We thought we got them all, but this guy was standing there in a pig costume, threatening Alec. Alec's dad got mad and started cursing at the pig man. The next thing I know I'm at the old house, although it is very different looking. Alec's dad is there and we are the kitchen and he mentions that, "Boy, Chris, I think she takes a liking to you. You outta make a move." He was referring to this very evil and dangerous woman that was putting on this act in front of everyone. I knew her true motives. Everyone thought she was the kindest person, and she was the life of the party (there were a lot of people and family at my house). There was a lot more to this dream, and it was very good, but I don't remember much. All I remember is that she was after these stars. There were seven of them, and they belonged to me and my family. They kept balance in the world, and they were hidden throughout the world in places we own. She is very powerful and I can do almost nothing to stop her and she has like 5 out of the 7 stars. This one part of the dream had me in this large room where we kept one of the stars. The room looked like it could be the lower-deck storage room of a pirate ship. The walls and floor were wooden and slanted in that manner. There were a lot of cube-like cabinets throughout the room. They unlocked at the top via a latch and a lock. I opened one to make sure the star was still there. Just then, I hear the woman coming into the room. Ashley is with her. I know she is after the star, but there is nothing I can do right now because Ashley is with her, and this woman will act like a kind person, and as far as Ashley is concerned, I would be attacking an innocent person. I see them come in, and I hide behind the cabinet I opened, panicking to get it closed before she noticed. It's too late and she saw me, and knew where the star was.

I think I'm having a dry spell or something on these dreams, because I've been pretty bad at it lately.

I Was On A Beach ,Swimming Out ,When Out Of No Where A Huge Shark Jumped Out Of The Water .I Was Scared Out Of My Mind .I Swam As Fast As I Could To Shore . I Was Happy I Survived .

-End Of Dream-

Had some interesting dreams. Weirdest thing. I woke up to find one written down on my phone. I don't remember the dream, nor do I remember ever typing it up on my phone to recall it later when I awoke. Strange. The dream after the first was one I remembered though! And it was... interesting...

The Wedding
Well, my dream apparently starts at a wedding. I am watching someone get married and then we are off to the reception. When we get there everyone starts complaining about something. I decide to look into what everyone is freaking out about and it has something to do with cussing. I ask someone why everyone is freaking out about this and I wake up before the person answers.

Love, Hate Relationship
The dream starts with my friend hanging with me.
My friends are definitely a dream sign. They are in every single dream!
We decide to go and see one of my other friends who I apparently love. She lives in some odd treehouse and when we get there she doesn't want me there. Apparently I will never have any chance with her. This makes me pretty depressed.
I find it so strange how are personality is almost entirely different in a dream. Its like we take the manifestation of a different person.
The dream skips about a month and it gets stormy out. I'm still with my friend and it turns out he is actually my roommate. We decide to go out to eat because we have nothing at home and we go by the treehouse. We decide to enter and we find the place empty. There is a strange song playing on a record player and a note is on the ground. The note had some information about where a cataclysm of sorts was about to occur. We had to help.
We got to the area and there were thousands of people. Suddenly an odd sound erupted from a wall. We went to check and a strange black hole formed. It was sucking everything in. We spotted the girl and we went to save her because she was getting sucked in. We saved her, luckily, and watched as people were swept away. There wasn't much we could do.
At this point some off "camp counselor" guy popped up. He was running from the black hole. i can't remember what he said, but it was pretty weird. Then he was swept away. We attempted to run away.
I forget how we get rid of the black hole, but we do.
The horror is over and the girl says that we can be friends. This makes me overjoyed! Then before I know it I am awake.

Type of Dream:Nonlucid

Apparently,Im Bella Swan from Twilight.I was talking to Jacob on the front porch of a house with a lot of stairs

something like that,but higher

I forgot what I was talking to him about.Anyway,he turns to leave,when suddenly a huge sea monster comes out of nowhere.It brings water with it and almost reaches the top of the stairs.The monster has a lot of tentacles

Its suprisingly really cute.But the stupid me screams in fear and crawls back to the door.Jacob springs into action and starts to dive in.He call to me "Bella!We have to deafeat the monster!"
I scream and shrink back even farther "No!Its gonna kill me!"He just shrugs and jumps in the water.I watch him fight it,then I decide to join in.So I kick off my boots and jump in after it.I swim and manage to grab one of its tentacles and rip it off.It dies and then dissapears to nothing.We then start running as fast as we could out of there.I stop and hold my stomach and tell Jacob "Quick Jacob!Give me that shirt that you gave me as a gift when we were five years old and I promised to treasure it always and never ever lose it or get it dirtied!"He looks concerend and gives me the shirt.I look at it for a minute,then I throw up on it."Ahh,much better"I get thr thrown up shirt and give it back to the devestated Jacob.He just looks at me and-

I wake up because I couldnt stop laughing

I was in what seemed like a cross between my room and a legend of zelda game. I was in my room, which was semi open and grassy, and there where three college girls along with my two brothers and I. Two of the girls where fairly attractive and almost identical, but it seemed they lacked any sort of personality. The third was different. She was as or more attractive as the other ones and had something about her that I can't quite remember but was very intriguing. They were making their departure and the third girl said I was attractive and they all laughed. I figured they were joking and didn't think much of it. When they were saying goodbye she comes up to hug me and doesn't let go. She says she's going to miss me and is practically in tears. I connected with her on a very deep level, even though I'd never met her before, and then we kissed briefly. As is common in dreams, my emotions were heightened and I was literally intoxicated by one kiss. This had never happened to me and it was really cool. I felt massive amounts of euphoria and was stumbling around for about 10 seconds.
After they left, I was babbling on to my brother Ben about how I'd just fallen in love or how I just kissed the prettiest girl in the world or what have you. He seemed relatively uninterested, but humored me none the less. I distinctly remember anticipating her return and looking for a place where we could be alone. I explored this world that was straight out of zelda. I even collected items that are in the game and brought them back to my room.
When I got back to my room, I noticed there were about 5 or 6 empty 40 oz bottles of Budweiser around my brother and I suddenly remembered that I could start drinking with him. I asked where they were, and he directed me toward the closet. I eventually found one and we proceeded to play a mixture of call of duty and zelda on our xbox. If I remember right I was literally in the game by the end of the dream. Unfortunately I was woken up early.

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I wake up to find my roommate and his girlfriend in the living room of our house watching a television show and making food. The house is much messier than I left it that night. I look around and assess the damage. My roommate walks outside and downstairs. I hear the clattering of men at work in our back yard. I look out and the place is a mess, but it's always been messy.

His girlfriend looks at my guiltily and I scowl at her. She asks if there is something on my mind. I hesitate for a moment, then small my hands down on the tabletop and begin to vent. "Did you see how nice this place was when you came in? I hate making a big deal about it, but I can't just not say anything. Couldn't you have at least brought your plates to the sink?"

My roommate walks in. They both stand next to each other and look at each other. His girlfriend says "Well, it looks like you made a little mess of this organ.." To I respond very defensively "We stuffed that towel in there so the cat wouldn't crawl in there." The strangest part about this dream was the consistency of the events. Even the dirty plates were in the same place. The only discrepancy is the timeline in which it all occurred. I walked in to the same messy house and then cleaned. Hope this isn't a pre-cognitive dream!

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