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Super WTF Dude

Well all I remember is being in my house with some blond guy lying on a bed. I was trying to kill him by stabbing him with something that resembled a giant ice pick (shut up frued stay dead and don't interpret this one for me please). I stabbed and stabbed and stabbed... until there was blood all over his clothes but he was still awake. So after stabbing him some more I thought he would at least bleed to death, I left him there. But the fucker got up. I was scared and began backing out. He ripped off his bloody shirt and showed me his bare chest which had no wounds whatsoever. He chased me out of the house with the biggest "fooled ya didn't I!" grin on his face.

Last night I dreamed something about a giant monster.

Then it morphed into me putting on armor, turning into a tree, and agreeing to step into the arena with a friend of mine. We got to the gate of the arena where we were supposed to enter, and it was a gigantic slide. We were going to PvP...in a playground. We're bad like that.

Black means non lucid
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Purple means possible shared dream person
Green means notes

Got it? Great! Enjoy as always.

Dream #1 an Eggcellent choice.

Im in a crowded store about to buy some chips. And i notice that there is this one Black girl with a stroller with a giant egg inside. I did'nt question it, but right here i begin questioning something. This woman walks in with a huge television set on top of her head, she says its her new hat. (Seriously subconsious WTF!?) I reach in my pocket and start rubbing my totem, and walk out of the storeand enter another store. Im looking for some sort of juice and can't seem to decide waht kind of juice to get. (Dream fades)

Dream #2 Drop the body off here.

Im riding with Natalia in some hippy van. There is a dead body in the trunk, and me and Natalia are yelling at eachother about who should dump the body. She tells me..
"You should do it, because you are the MAN!"
"Oh so now i have to get my hands dirty?" Uh-uh..FUCK THAT!
"AW..DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY!" You done this plenty of times!
"Thats not the point NATALIA!" Im fucking tired of it though alright!?
"AW..FINE WE WILL BOTH DO IT!"
We get to a lake, and me and Natalia pull the body bag out of the trunk, and drag it across the dirt road. Its night time and it is a full moon, i look up at the moon.
"Stop fucking day dreaming, and help me carry this corpse!"
"ALRIGHT damn..stop yelling at me!"

We get to this bridge, and pick up the body bag and dump it in the lake. Me and Natalia look down at the lake then look at eachother. (dream fades)

Dream #3 Hitting Awareness at Dennys.

Im with a group of people sitting around a table at Dennys eating some food. I think i was eating some Nacho's, And Natalia was with me drinking some pop. (Soda but i call it pop)
These men walk in they look like some Mafioso guys, and Natalia looks over at them and looks at me and says..
"Hey, those men ova there look suspicious." Maybe we should follow them after they leave from here.
"Mmkay ima go run to the bathroom real quik." I walk into the restroom and look at myself in the mirror, I become lucid and put my game face on. Now wearing my usual suit attire i walk out and have a seat back at the table. "Alright how do you want to do this?"
"Whats with that look in your eye tiger?" You finally aware?
"Yea, just needed to have a look at myself in the mirror thats all."
"Lol, for a man you sure do spend alot of time in the mirror looking at yourself."
"Whats wrong with that?"
"Lol nothing tiger."

Final dream High tail the car.

Me and Natalia are in the car high tailing those suspicious men in their car. She is explaining to me, that we should follow them to their hideout. Natalia cruises so we don't look too suspicious, And i reach in the back seat to grab a shotgun. (Natalia calls her Lola)
We watch as the men pull up to this Huge building (almost like a warehouse) And we sit in the car and wait. Its night time and i can barely see anything. Natalia explains to me to write down the name on the building. (I forget the name) But a street light post was shining a little light on these numbers...i remember seeing 40815.
Dream fades and i wake up.

Last night saw me testing out the Dreamz Ipod app for the first time which monitors your movements and plays an audio signal when it senses that you are in REM sleep. Although I did not attain lucidity from this, I found myself laying in bed in two out of my three remembered dreams. I believe that this oddity alongside my excellent recall from last night is result of the heightened awareness of having to sleep with my Ipod underneath the sheets. It should be interesting to test this further over the upcoming nights.

Dream 1

I was waiting outside one of my seminar classrooms and could hear my lecturer (S.M) playing a guitar and singing in a band to what sounded like a sizeable audience who were cheering them on. The first of the songs played was very Hendrix-esque and had a great solo played by S.M whereas the second was 'If' by Pink Floyd. My classmates seemed somewhat irritated at having to wait for this performance to finish before we were able to enter the room although I was very much enjoying it even if for some reason I was listening from a giant bed in the corridor, wearing only my boxers. I think I felt some sense of shame at my state of undress and remember dressing myself underneath the covers.

Dream 2
Again this dream took place with me lying in bed but this time in the middle of what I believe was some kind of airport. With some of my university classmates, although I only remember E.B and J.H. We were possibly on our way to America or somewhere but our flight was cancelled and we were looking for a way back home.

Dream 3
I seemed to be some kind of character in some bizarre take on the Game of Thrones Universe in which I had to execute a talking tomato with an axe. I remember feeling genuinely disgusted with myself after carrying out this "killing".

I was in a strange version of New York, possibly on holiday or living there with L. and J. We were walking around when we came to a large patch of land with a play-park erected on it. The play equipment was seemingly designed for adults as it was all rather high-up and I had to jump to reach the pull-up bars and rope swings. I remember feeling anxiety over L's rather vigorous use of a trampoline, believing it liable to break at any moment!

Dream One (Fragment): I'm shopping at what seems like a yard sale under a huge tent. The drama club is hosting it, and apparently all my friends made their own out of high school drama club when we graduated, and just didn't tell me about it. Or maybe they told me and I didn't join because I had too much other stuff to do, the dream never really specified. I want to buy from them and help them out, but at the same time I feel so uncomfortable. I haven't seen or talked to most of them in seven years. I constantly get that deer in the headlights feeling when I see someone I haven't spoken to in a while, hoping they won't be mad that I don't have time to hang out anymore. I don't remember much from this dream though as I didn't care much to take notes. I can remember talking to my friend B, who was always dating older guys and getting in trouble for doing raunchy things at school. I also remember seeing a blond guy smiling at me who I didn't remember being in Drama Club, and thinking to myself that I should talk to him, but I was already so stressed by seeing all these people from forever ago that I don't want to make myself more uncomfortable and go over there. Looking back, it could have been K and I should have done it! lol My friend A comes in, and I think she whisks me out of the tent where I'm more comfortable but I don't remember where we went or what we did after that.

Dream Two (Fragment): I'm in an old building. someone's showing me the walls of the building, tell him that hundreds of years ago the walls were covered in a beautiful mural, and that about two hundred years ago someone painted over them with white paint during the remodeling. They were showing me where the old paint is showing through in some places. Then they somehow made the old paint pop all the way through, so I could see the mural. They were saying they wanted to restore the mural to it's former glory or something. The picture kind of reminded me of the last supper, only it was a very simple version... like pre-renaissance I guess... where instead of having life like people they had egg shaped heads with gold halos around them and no shadowing/details.

Dream Three (False Awakening): I dreamed that the phone rang. I woke up in the house I currently live in, and was going to just let it keep ringing because I never wake up to answer the phone, I let the answering machine get it. When the answering machine picks up, my uncle is leaving a message that they have decided to replace my couins' wii, and they're asking how to sync the controllers. I get up and go into the kitchen, grab the phone, and tell him I'm sorry I was asleep and to just give me a second to look at my Wii because I can't remember off the top of my head how to do it. Few things are important enough to get me out of bed, but video games fall in that category It didn't occur to me at the time that my cousins would be in school at that time of morning -_- I checked the wii, and told my uncle where the sync buttons were, but it turns out, he's not having trouble syncing the wii motes, the game is asking him to push the menu button and he doesn't know where the menu button is. I explain to him that the "home menu" button is shaped like a house, and it's all good, he's got his problem solved! Before he hangs up I ask him what game they're going to be playing, because if it's Mario Kart I can wake my kids up and let them all play online together. He tells me it's a Nartuo game they got in their happy meals. I'm thinking, "No way! They're putting wii games in happy meals now?! What fast food place?" My uncle doesn't remember because he was at work when my aunt took them, so I decide to check online. I say good bye, start up my computer and start looking. I had been to Mcdonalds yesterday and they had Green Lantern and Squinkees toys, so I knew it wasn't them. I checked Burger King first b/c they had those Kinectimals toys for the Xbox the year before last. Not them. I remember that Sonic toys are usually Sonic Tater Tot themed, so I don't bother looking them up. I'm thinking I should check Taco Bell first, because they had My Sims for the computer a couple years back. Then I think I should check chicfilla because they had sports computer games a couple months ago. I write these two down so I won't forget, then start to look them up. I wake up for real before the first page can load, and I'm really confused. I really thought I had gotten up and done all this, and could not figure out how I got back in bed.

I had more dreams than this, but I just didn't feel like waking up and taking notes. I know I need to get this apathy under control because if I don't I'm going to lose my recall. Hopefully things in waking life will calm down enough to give me time to care about my dream life, lol.

Overall, the dream was pretty clear and, well, random as hell.

It was about two siblings: a teenage boy and his little sister who was probably around six years old. I was not actually in the dream myself, but I kept switching perspectives (or bodies?) between the two characters.

The siblings were on a boating dock and were standing on an oddly rounded deck. It made a sort of "pool," but it was not closed off to the rest of the ocean. My aunt told the siblings about a red sea creature that used to appear there every now and then. The siblings decide to go on with their plans to swim in the "pool," assuming the story was just an urban legend. After a while of playing with her brother, the little girl dives down to see what was at the bottom. Somehow, she gets stuck down there and starts to drown. Her brother becomes concerned and dives after her, only to see her being carried to the surface by the red sea creature, which was only seen as a big red and pink blur. The girl could see a woman's arms were holding onto her.

Both kids were getting out of the water, but the sea creature had disappeared as quickly as it/she appeared. The boy was helping his sister to get out, but was surprised to find that his sister had a fish tail and had been turned into a mermaid! The girl, being the little kid she was, thought this was awesome. After getting over the shock, her brother laughed and stayed with her to let her swim more. Soon though, a man caught sight of the mermaid child and immediately wanted to capture her (and implied he would hurt "it"). He told others and formed a group of people who were after the girl. When they made their intentions clear to the brother, he grabbed his sister and started running from them. When they found a hiding place for a few moments to catch their breath, they overheard two of the lead men saying that if she stayed in the water long enough, she'd keep her powers, grow gills, and be able to breathe both air and under water forever; but if she stayed out of water in her human form too long, she'd become a human for good. Obviously, they wanted a mermaid so they had to hurry before she was out of the water too long. They caught sight of the brother who was making his way toward a truck. For whatever reason, his sister (who was in a temporary human form from being out of water) was riding on top of the truck while the brother speedily drove away. The girl could see the men in another truck coming after them.

The two then reached some sort of big hotel, which they tried to hide in. Somehow, the group chasing them had gotten everyone in on it, letting everyone think that she was this horrible thing that was on the loose and was dangerous/ evil/ a disgrace. Running again, the two went down different halls to try to escape (which had weird triangular mirrors every once & a while randomly on the walls). They came to a dead end, where the whole group of men were waiting to ambush them. One of them purposefully got the girl wet with a bucket of water, which made her tail grow back. They had backed her into a corner and she looked terrified, but her brother somehow got past the group, grabbed her up before they did, and sprinted out of there. He eventually made it back to the same "pool" type thing they started at and the group chasing them was nowhere to be found. They tried to find the mysterious red sea creature again, but only thought they might have caught a glimpse.

non-dream dream semi-lucid lucid false awakening

(...) Some dream with my mom and my dad and at a certain point my mom starts talking about lucid dreams. She said she had read some article which made her feel that maybe she actually has lucid dreams and simply isn't aware of it. I told her it's possible not to remember them on waking up, but that when we are having them, we know for sure. That's when I realized we were dreaming right there. So I told her we were dreaming and it became a shared lucid dream (not confirmed). Then I gave her a briefing about lucid dreams, what things tend to make us loose lucidity, etc. Then we went further, discussing the content of the dream itself. It was clearly my dream, the place was one of my recurrent dream scenarios and I showed her around, explaining the different variations that the scenario sometimes have.
She asked what was that place and I said I honestly don't know. It's some building I don't remember ever having seen in RL, but which became the scenario for some of the most opressive dreams I ever had.
It's a modern building with infinite floors above and under ground level, with crossed stairways in different directions and no doors to the outside. I explained to her how I overcame the opression of these dreams and now, this recurrent dream is no longer a nightmare, but just some scenario I can dispose of, like any other.
(...)

Tried to lucid dream last night. Still no luck.

I had two dreams last night. The first was like a trailer for a job. The job was being some jackass that went around and annoyingly corrected people. I remember calling the guy 'scumbag correctioner' in my dream.

The second dream was I was at a party at a house I didn't recognize. I was sitting on a couch with friends that I didn't look at so I don't know who they were, but right after that a girl walks in and says hey to everyone around me then looks at me in the eyes and says hey and gave me a look that for some reason made me think she meant, 'I'm sorry we don't ever get to see eachother,' then she turned around and walked to the other side of the party. But when I saw that girl I knew her. I don't in real life but in that dream I did. I had such strong emotions for her. Also she looked sorta like Brit Marling. In fact it just about was her. But I don't know why I would dream about her, I've never seen her in a movie although I do want to see her in The Sound of My Voice. But I was almost lucid (idk what that means) but it was like I just wanted to not be lucid and just ride along with the dream but after she walked away I woke up.

04.25.2012

So like....I tried the WBTB, spent 30-40 minutes on it, and did a horrible job. Passed out again. I even tried to do a MILD in case the WILD failed, and this is the only dream I remembered, and it was a few minutes before I woke up.....

Chemistry Practical starting at 11:30 AM....9:07 AM now....ugh. Then Biology tomorrow....loool fun fun fun fun!

Class Jeopardy (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm inside a class, and we're doing some kind of Jeopardy type of game.

Yeah, that's it.

I have become extremely addicted to the shooter Tribes Ascend which is a free online FPS with RPG elements like XP and leveling. I was dreaming about being in the game... I had a feeling I would because you can virtually fly in it, which sometimes inspires dream flight for me.

The initial details are all but lost. I remember having a high-tech weapon and my GF was with me.

In the middle of a futuristic outdoor daylight dream, we were suddenly transported (or entered a door) to a dreadfully unwholesome looking mansion with long corridors filled with maggots. This part I recall in fragments, but what I do recall is extremely vivid. At one point we had to crawl through these mini-halls and our hands were constantly crushing maggots into disgusting goop. My GF and I came clear of one, and came to a room with a set of gothic looking shelves stacking out of a heavily engraved desk-like piece of furniture.

On the top shelf was something like a metallic engraved pot. Suddenly, a glowing tan colored image began to project out of it. The image was very poor at first, and then a solid dark gray leathery head appeared and announced:

"I am the devil."

The face was inhuman. Something like a classic gargoyle but the eyes were large and out of proportion. My GF and I looked at each other curiously. It went on to say something very similar to this effect:

"I am the devil. There are a few matters to discuss. First, I will compliment the mathematical formula you have devised to divide any surface into equal triangles. You are commended, duly commence to share-ing-ly express this knowledge abroad." (He was speaking to my GF who is a math wiz in real life.)

I turned to my GF and said: "Weird that the devil would use the word shareingly." (I am not 100% certain this is the exact word used in the dream, it was something very similar to "shareingly.")

He continued "You both must be hungry. But as you can see, there is nothing to fill your stomachs in my domain... (I remember thinking, we could starve in this place.) Therefore, I will produce food to sustain you..."

A beige cloud formed around the desk, then quickly dissolved. Two delicious plates of food were left placed. (See: Stealing Mexican Food.) We both dove in without thinking twice. I noticed that there was something pulsing at the bottom of my plate. Thinking back, it seemed the only thing to make food from was... maggots. With a sinking feeling, I looked at my GF's plate. She only had a few crumbs left. --Then I woke up.

This is my 2nd dream featuring the devil in the past year. I don't recall any other occasions. The first was lucid, and isn't posted to Dream Views. This is the third Trickster dream posted to dream views.

I recall following the same group of people several times. I remember that there was an old man with a pop belly and a beard (like Santa Claus) who'd either throw something to me to catch (such as an apple) or tell me to "come on." No idea where they were headed.

I recall telling a 14-year-old girl to get lost when she tried to come on to me.

There was something about me being the president of a company.

I was in an ancient city that had its own pyramids. A "Super Atlantis" of sorts. A subconscious voice told me that that city was called Béruléyra (sounded like "bay-ru-lay-rah").

Me and some other guys were being chased by dinosaurs and I had a small container which held the soul of a person.

A marker pointed out the location of the Ark of the Covenant on a map and I finally remembered where it was placed. I didn't realize that it had circled the Red Sea. I wasn't even aware that they had anything in common.

"So, do you think it's around here?" Kelly asked.
"Yeah. At least, the GPS pointed me here. The Apple Store should be right around the corner." I said.
We were sitting at a cafe in a city, enjoying the amazing temperatures that the day had brought.
"So, how did you break your iPhone again?" Said Rick, who wanted to go where he wanted to go, instead of helping me run errands.
"I accidentally left it in my pants, and it went through the dishwasher. You don't know how upset I was when I found out." I answered, holding the broken iPhone in my hand. "I'm hoping to exchange it for a new one through my warranty."
"Well, let's get going!" Sky yelled, eager to continue our trek through New York City.
"Wait. Guys, what's that on the TV?" Asked Rick, looking toward the TV in the cafe.
The TV had red static on it, something that I had never seen before. "I'm not sure. It doesn't look-"
All of a sudden, I heard screaming in the streets. People were running, but from what?
Upon running outside, we didn't see anything, but we did feel something. The air was becoming thinner.
"What's going on?" I asked.
"I think that we're somehow losing oxygen, and by the looks of it, so is everyone else." Sky answered. "We need to find a place that has oxygen!"

We ran past crowds of people, from store to store, until we found a community center.

"There may be a community swimming pool in here" Kelly said, "If we can make it inside the pool, the water can help us replenish our oxygen" (I'm pretty sure that this doesn't work Science-wise, but hey, it's a dream. )

We ran and jumped into the community pool, glad to regain our oxygen. Through the clear windows of the swimming pool area, we could see massive waves of people dying in the streets. What could have happened?

All of a sudden, one more person busted into the pool room. It was my high school biology teacher, Mrs. Hemsley!

"Oh, wow. You survived?" Mrs. Hemsley asked.
"For now" I said, unsure of why she was asking.
"But what could have caused it?" Kelly asked, hoping for an answer.
"This may sound strange, but Aliens. I have been tracking their activity throughout the last few years, and now they have finally struck. They are hiding in the abandoned factory. Maybe if you go now, you can stop them, they can only lower the oxygen levels every thirty minutes. See ya."
And with that, my Science teacher left.

We headed out of the building, examining the casualties of the oxygen level being lowered. However, there were some people still in the street. How could they have survived? The second that they spotted us, they ran toward us.

"Ahaha, so you survived? You see, we were sent by our leader to help secure the oxygen reduction field, and then to kill anyone that lives afterward!!!"

All 8 alien spies, dressed as street performers, attacked the four of us, and at first they were winning, but then...

All of a sudden, I realized that this must have been a dream!

Suddenly, a battle menu opened, and we fought a turn by turn rpg-esque battle. I felt like I knew what it was from, but for some reason, I couldn't remember. We quickly defeated the alien spies, and we headed into the factory building. As we went through the floors, which were oddly silent (aside from the sounds of machinery), I wondered, Who could this alien leader be? I wonder what type of alien my mind could create.

And finally we reached the top.The room was totally clear aside from a metallic floating ball in the center of the room. I stepped up to the ball, and then opened it from the center. Inside was the thing that I had least expected. Giegue from Mother/Earthbound! Before I could do anything, he flew away, eyes red, leaving earth in ruins. Before I woke up, I heard him say in my mind, "I'll be back another day, don't you forget it!"

Nap on 4/24/2012

My friend from Communications class is driving me around. I'm singing along with the radio, which is one of the Nico Nico Choruses. A policeman shows up and offers to drive us around in his golf cart. I don't get on but he drives off so I run to catch up. My friend says he accidentally told him I was ready.

It's a Minecraft-ish world. I'm playing as Rammus and Wukong.


Night of 4/24-25/2012

I'm having a party and I invite all my old highschool friends. I say that I wonder when my friend Maria is going to show up, then she pops out from under a bunch of pillows and says "I'm already here!"


I'm lying in bed, eating sunflower seeds and trying to go to sleep. My mom and my sister are being loud so I can't do it. It's probably around time for me to get up anyway. I go to the hallway and my mom asks me to feed the dogs. I say yeah, sure, and I go to fill up their food bowl. There are two of Cassie, and I don't think anything of it until I start walking back inside.

"Why are there two Cassies? Because I'm dreaming!"
I do a reality check and start rubbing my hands together while I try to think of what a good way to stabilize is. I start to feel myself fade, so I shout "INCREASE LUCIDITY!" No more luck than last time. I try it a few more times, and then start asking my subconscious to help me out. I fade to black and soon feel myself wake up.

I do a reality check. Nothing. I'm still super happy that I had a lucid dream, though. I tell myself "Good job" and try to go back to sleep. I lay there for a bit and realize I'm not tired at all. I decide that I'll just have another lucid dream later on in the day when I take a nap.

Nap 1 on 4/25/2012

I dream about having to go buy corn dogs, and say that we can just go buy one from a fast food restaurant.

MaximumRevolver was doing a speech in Communications class (even though he's not in my Communications class) and it turns out to be just like 5 minutes of a song.