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Vicky (from the Fairly Odd Parents show) went up to this black guy called Raphael. She asked him for his shades and he said no and walked away. Then later she stole his shades, his jacket, and a gigantic diamond from him. Then she went on a date with him at a baseball game!

Two guys called Amir and Jake were standing on the edge of a volcano. They decided to jump in for some odd reason I guess, and about 5 minutes later, they showed up and told me they went into the lava and swam out some tunnel inside the volcano.

1) some sort of quest. I am at work. I talk to Michelle and Joyce. Something about my daughters. I inspect a crimp termination.

2) I am in a bathroom stall. The toilet over flows when I flush. Shit water to my waist. My wife tries to help but I send her out.

# Why am I dreaming so much about shit and bad bathroom experiences? I vow to RC every time I go!

I am going to start write down my dreams again, because it's fun to keep them for later and I might learn something.
And hopefully it improves my chances for lucidity as well. I started this night, although I am going on vacation for a week, so I will not be able to write those dreams here until I come back home.

[COLOR="royalblue"]Non-Aware (Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="blue"]Partially Aware (Lucid Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="navy"]Fully Aware and Vivid (Astral Projection(OOBE)[/COLOR]

[COLOR="royalblue"]I remember that the first dream was about gaming. I was playing the Hde and Seek mod on Counter-Strike with my friend Eric. When the dream scenario changed I was at a train station eating lunch with an old friend. I told her that I had to go soon and that I didn't had much time for lunch, she then said that she could feed me. So she took a shrimp in her hand and put it in my mouth in a seducing way. "I.. I guess I can stay for a little bit longer.." I said.
Then I did the same to her, but then I woke up.

When I fell back to sleep I was in some kind of store, but it changed into a party that was outside. I wanted to do some front flip to impress the people, so I took pace and jumped up in the air, although it was hard to control so I failed. They laughed and said "Try again tiger". They wanted a show, so I gave them one.. I took pace again and managed to do a double front flip! The people went wild and I talked to two girls who seemed very interested in me all of the sudden.
One of the girls told me to kiss her, I was going to start make out with her, but she stopped me and said "No. just kissing". Surprised of that reaction I started to give her small kisses on the cheek and neck. She blushed.

While kissing her I hear a swoosh noise over me, I look up and see a bunch of red dots in the night sky.
I told the girl "Is my eyes doing squiggly lines or is that a pack of UFOS!?" She looked up and started to scream.
I yelled to some other guys that we needed to document this! And we see a flying saucer over our heads about to crash on the grass close to us. I grabbed my Iphone and slowly approached the crashed saucer and tried to take a photograph, but the camera didn't seemed to work.. We then see dark green robot reptilian looking creatures getting out of the saucer. I am super scared and wonder if they are going to hurt me. I think to myself "Man I need to show this to Dan and Tony". So I make a new attempt with my Iphone and this time I managed to film the craft. One of the aliens turns around and look at me and my Iphone. I throw myself to the ground for some reason, the alien approach me and I think to myself "This is the end..". But it doesn't hurt me, instead he throw a small pocket book in front of me and some small transparent ball with a bright yellow light inside of it. I look at the book and read a name (can't remember it now!!!....) but I remember that it was some American man on it.

Some children are coming in our direction and for some reason I was afraid that they would see the craft and tell someone. But when they approach it, it splits itself into two pieces and those transform in a turtle and a deer and the alien were gone.

I get out of bed and go into the bathroom. I open my mouth because it felt weird. When I open it I see that I have some white plastic stuck inside my mouth, it looked like a balloon without air. And I grab it and take it out, although there is more and it never seem to be an end to it. When I finally manage to get rid of the white plastics I see that there are three beer cans attached to my the top of my mouth (I have no idea how to explain it, and why I didn't become lucid).
This was the weirdest false awakening I have had...

Then I woke up for real 11:45[/COLOR]

Im at Hama the blood benders house, its full of antiques that she doesnt want us to touch, some one messes up a display. lamb in a drawer. I am walking down discovery drive, powering up like Goku whilst mass amounts of chewing gum bursts out of the ground, pink and brown ect, im lucid, i do clarity now and it gets a bit clearer, gum entwining i wish to send all the gum to my friend. Im kinda half awake at this point, im walking towards my house, where Hama is now located, three black water benders seek to kill her, im an air bender. i ask them to give up, she is to strong but they go on. i wake up.

I was walking home when I saw a neighbor washing her clothes in a basin. There was also another basin beside her, filled with clear water. I got lucid right away because of the unusual scene, and I did the noseplug. It didn't work!!! D: D: D:

But I was so sure that it was a dream! I pinched my nose again, and it still didn't work. I went near my neighbor and said, "This is a dream, right?". She said, "Yes", while still washing her clothes. I pinched my nose a third time, really imagining myself breathing, and voila! I could breathe through my nose. I looked at the basin with water in it, and held my hand out to waterbend it. But all I could manage to do was create small ripples in the water. I tried concentrating hard, but I couldn't manipulate it as well as I normally could. I was getting a bit frustrated, thinking my control sucked so bad. I also recall thinking "LucidAvenger is jynxing me!" (We were talking on IRC earlier about my waterbending)

I walked away, trying to remember my lucid goals for the month. I must've lost lucidity somewhere in between. I remember drifting off into some non-lucids before I finally woke up to my alarm.

The first dream was about sleeping with my friends mum and it was great. It did feel like I was in control as the son walked in and I remember commanding in my head that he would be okay with it and that he would leave. Although when it was getting to the climax she disappeared and then I went out the room to try and find her (it was dark) someone came out of nowhere and grabbed me. I woke up but I wasn't actually awake. I was in bed in a bedroom similar to mine but not totally similar and there was a dog with big floppy ears at the edge of the bed just looking at me and licking it's paws. I was trying to move but I couldn't. I knew this was SP but didn't know what to do and then eventually woke up.

I was still quite groggy when I woke up and knew this state would be prime to falling back into it. Soon enough I was entering a car with a guy and we were going somewhere in a rush (felt like we were the cartel or something) and I was aware that I was dreaming again and the first thing I wanted to do was have sex. So I created a brothel and told the guy driving to stop. I got to the door of the brothel and remember laughing and looking at the letters on the door (the name of the brothel) and said to myself "not it's not called that" and thinked of another name in my head, looked away and returned my gaze and it had changed. I can only remember the letters MU. I'm not sure. I know letters and numbers aren't meant to come up in lucid dreams, basically i think it was just gibberish. I went inside and it was your typical brothel stairway to the left dotted with alluring women. i confronted the first one and said "I want you" and she said that she wasn't for sale. So I walked up the stairs and at the head of the stairs pointed at a women who I initially was a bit off put by her as she looked old. As I got closer though she was younger than i expected. She was wearing a yellow/ golden tunic type thing and she looked at me and stretched the black material she had underneath. We walked into her room and I was so excited but then I started to fear the snatcher guy that was in the last dream and started to panic. I tried focusing on the room but it became all blurry. I started to search for the guy in all the corners of the room and thought he was t the door.

Dreaming in this way is very hard because your constantly dealing with your sub conscience i.e when I was sleeping with my friends mum I kept worrying whether my friend would appear and sure enough he did. Maybe I should stop trying to do things that are so wrong! Although these dreams didn't feel like I was totally in control. I mean I could move around in them and that but the events that were taking place were hard to keep tabs on.

As for the second dream I woke up but again it was in this similar but slightly different bedroom as before. and there was the dog nonchalantly looking at me. This time I shouted wake up! and tried to move my hand but all I could see was a blur of a hand rather than physical movement. Whilst this dog kept sitting there.

What does the dog mean?

How do I get a better grip on these things?

Can you ever not wake up from SP?

An extremely strange morning of dreaming today. After attempted to get into sleep paralysis after a WBTB of around 30 minutes, I managed to enter SP but could not enter the dream. Then I was woken up again at around 7 and attempted WILD again
With a positive result. After entering SP during the attempt, I was struggling to enter a dream due to many small noises around the house. After dream scenes changing LOADS of times I eventually fell asleep. After falling asleep, I had random returns to consciousness where I was in the 3rd person. After following a dream where I was playing some game in the middle of the street, I went home. My father was raging at me to do the dishes and clean and shit. I did a RC as this was out of character. Upon counting too many fingers, I ran outside an did something that I can't quite remember. Then I ran back towards my house and began to fly. Fortunately there was a massive Mordor shaped fortress outside my house. I flew up to the top and jumped off the cliff to start flying. At this moment I think I lost lucidity but the dream followed a lucid dream storyline. When I landed in the ocean after flight, I tried to water bend but it didn't seem real. I tried to stabilize the dream without much thought and honestly without much control. Then the dream continued into a new scene where I was telling my friend over steam. Several noticeable dream signs at this stage include seeing my friend on steam even tho irl he doesn't have steam. Also my parents coming and talking to me in the room and asking what the difference between earphones and headphones are. The dream then shifted into another dream which I woke up from with no memory. Only later did I remember the lucid. I believe it was a wild because I could feel the SP before I did the reality check and before the dream fully formed.

I arrived at school in civvies and I walked around for quite a while. I had my bag filled with clothes as I was Going to my moms house. I went into the library for class and I did some work there. The teacher was complaining about a game she was playing where you needed to win a race by competing in real life situations. Another guy was complaining about another person taking his spot.

Fragments:
I was once again at school and I was constantly talking to the specific person. Our history teacher asked us to complete these soduku puzzles and I was the only one to have not started. One particular girl appeared randomly in the dream several times tonight.

Fragment of my teacher saying that she was going to get divorced which was surprising considering her religious views.

Very Brief lucidity triggered by big cats. I flew away and lost lucidity. Oh well.

i was walking in the strreet with my cousin lior and other family when we saw a police car chasing this car which stoped at a road cross- twp youth kids came out and run to our direction i shouted "we wont stop you" and they continued runing and they shot at the police women who chased them by bicycle with a gun 3 times

something about driving around town and weeing on woden podioums two old cars which represented car accisdents from the past we also saw small cow herds around town which lior saw ans said something about eating meat

Random TV Clip
I was in some studio or room that was quite small - everything was bright, modern and futuristic. I remember looking at the TV and seeing the intro animation for The National (news show on CBC Canada), but it was a very old version from the late 2000's. It was quite funny because it was so modern looking and the TV clip was so old. I should have realized and became lucid, but I wasn't focusing right.

Bullying
This one is weird. I was in my garage and I remember being approached by some weird boys (I'm guessing I was being like a little version of myself) and I remember them beating me up. I didn't get bullied when I was little (and even now for that matter) so I don't exactly know why I had this dream. The scene continued on my front yard - I remember hearing them say something like they were doing the 'track brace' or 'train' something to me. In the moment, I was actually pretty freaked out and felt helpless.

Non-dream Dream

Dream 1:

I am in New York during the terrorist attacks. I am in a raft in the ocean by the statue of liberty. I find a rocky shore and paddle to it. There is a hiking trail there which I follow up to a railing. Over this railing is a very long fall down into the ocean. Mac, Charlie (from Always Sunny in Philadelphia) and I take turns faking the jump.

Dream 2:

There is a crazy driver in my neighborhood driving on the sidewalks and on peoples lawns. It is a blue car. He almost hits two small children. I am the only one running after him trying to stop him. I yell at all of my neighbors for not helping me. A raccoon jumps out of the blue car and starts tormenting me. It knows how to manipulate / create electricity and it tries to shock me. I manage to lock it in the bedroom (which at this point is my parent's room on Pam Ln). Then I call 911 and wake up.

Dream 3:

Some chick, I think it is TE, is sitting at a bar with me. JG, my old boss, is there as well. TE is willing to do all kinds of sexual favors in exchange for chores. It was really really fun.

This dream is quite messy, cause it was all scrambled up in my head..and my DJ. Hmmkays.

[color="#483d8b"]I'm sitting in a dark classroom with some classmates when my old geography teacher steps in, late as always, and turns on the lights. Then she starts talking about something I did not pay attention to.
After a while the lights turn off again and we're outside, sneaking behind a house. Don't remember what happened then..
We're by a lake (i think?) and it's winter. We jump down into the water and laugh hysterically.
Then I stare into the distance, there is a forest and some clouds. I notice that a cloud is shaped exactly like a human and I point at the cloud and yell "Hey guys, look, a cloud like Jesus!" They only stare at me weirdly and ignore what I said.
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I lol'd

-WBTB WILD

Vibrations lasted a while but I got up in my room as usual and did a couple nose plug reality checks. I didnt do any stabilizing or anything which I probably should have. I remembered I wanted to see if my body would still be lying on my bed while I was dreaming but when I turned around and looked, my bed was empty. I remember walking out to the hallway but then It faded to a non lucid. This one was only like 20 seconds long.

Alarm after: 3:10
Brief description: Woke up after 3:10. Was very tired and couldn't think clearly. Went to bathroom, drank water and fell right back asleep before I could count.
Why it failed/succeeded: 3:10 seems to be too early for me, especially when I'm very tired.

The main problem right now is that my bed time schedule is very odd. I go to bed around 3 am every night due to holidays, so after 6 hours when I hit my best REM period, it's light outside, people are moving around in the house, birds are chirping, and I really can't fall back asleep. On top of this I'm getting 10+ hours of sleep per day, so after a WBTB at 6 hours I'm not even tired. Surely this will change when school starts again, but until then it's a slight complication.

I'm going on vacation for seven days, starting tomorrow. Therefore, there will be no more updates, but I will try to keep a journal and do a big post later on. Vacations and changes in environment usually give me DILDs, so things should be interesting. And either way, I will have lots of time to concentrate on WILDs the next days. Bye!