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I had sex with a member from DV that I kinda wish I hadn't. In my defense, it was a nonlucid. We're going to just call him Bob.

So Bob and I are in bed, and this seems normal for some reason. He pulls out a condom, and blows gently on it, you know, to get it how it's supposed to be or whatever I DON'T KNOW, you guys just always do that. He puts it on then we both get under the covers, and we're side-by-side. We start having sex in that position, and it actually feels really good. But after a little while, he fell asleep! So I said "Bob? BOB?" Yeah, he was asleep. So I just kept going lol. Then I got up and went to the bathroom (this was his place). I remember this little piece of wooden furniture in the bathroom with a fake plant on top, and rolls of toilet paper underneath it. I remember thinking that it looked kinda old, his mom must have purchased it at an antique store. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that this is his parent's house. Don't freak out, he's like 20 or something. Anyway, I got dressed but my pants were missing. So I said oh well, and went down stairs to make breakfast. I started frying some eggs, to put on a toasted english muffin with cheese. As I was cooking the eggs, Bob walks up behind me and puts his arms around my waist, and kisses the back of my neck. Then he notices what I'm making and says "Awwww, are you making McMuffins?" And I said "Yeaaaaaah." Disgusting, I know. Then I turned around and we made out for a bit. Then we had breakfast, and I got up from the table, and went behind him and did the same thing with the arms around the waist and kissing yaddayadda. In my dream he was about a head shorter than me, even though I know irl he's probably a head taller.

That's all I remember with Bob. The rest of the dream was me going through the house, and then to stores, even my work, to find some pants. But every road to pants was a dead end. I even found squares of fabric that pants would be made out of, like denim, and the stuff for sweatpants, but no actual pants.

Then something later about these giant blue clam shells made out of soap at the library, but the artisan wouldn't sell them to me. I was about to steal one then woke up. I may or may not have had pants at that point. Though when I woke up, I had no pants in real life. I think that's what caused the no-pants-ness throughout the dream lol.

The End.

Non-Lucid|Lucid|Notes
Possible Lucid Aids: I smoked a small cigar about an hour before I fell asleep

Canadian Lucid
I am walking through the green plains of an area I subconsciously know is Toronto, Canada. Although I have never visited this province in waking life, an accurate depiction of the area is presented in front of me.

In the distance I see the CN Tower on a grassy plateau, it manifests itself as a radio structure similar to this one.

The dream skips ahead, and I'm exiting a movie theater with my friend, Z. We are casually discussing Lucid Dreaming as we walk towards an auto parts store in the middle of a grassy plain.

As we approach the building, Z finds something shiny on the ground.

The moment I see it, I become lucid. I'm not sure what triggered this, and I even performed a hand reality check which failed. My Task of the Month comes into mind, and I push off of the lush green grass. I immediately feel the satisfying cool Ontario wind sting my eyes as I rip through the sound barrier in a vertical pursuit to exit the atmosphere without any technological aid.

The indigo sky begins to darken and I feel my body become weightless, just as the stars come into view. I am breathing the plasma-rich energy of space, and when I look down at the blue oceans of our planet, I can only help but feel sad.

As the dream slowly fades, I come to the realization that I may never experience this outside of the dream realm. Space is the final frontier, and even with the substantial technology humanity has acquired thus far, we are stuck in this galaxy, within a miniscule star system, on a rock. A beautiful, unique, magnificent rock.

CARNAGE
This is not quite what I expected after such an alleviating dream...

I'm preparing for a fight. I am not sure who I will be competing against, but I know only one of us will be leaving this arena alive. As I gear up and enter the massive coliseum, I see one man standing at the distal arch of the death pit.
I have never met this person in waking life, nor do I know the name of the DC, but my subconscious made the connection that this person is a very good friend of mine.
I unsheathe my blade. It is an unusually designed copper scimitar which radiates heat.

I charge at my companion only for him to match my strike. As our swords collide, I my arm goes numb from the disseminating electricity of his blade. The fight seems to continue for hours, as I perform superhuman leaps from one corner of the arena to the other, parrying his hits and returning strikes. Eventually we both collapse from the overexertion of the battle, only to hear the announcer's voice threatening to unleash the beasts. I feared these monsters, so much that I swiftly bury my blade into my former ally's neck. Unfortunately, he survived the initial blow and I mouth the words,
"I'm sorry,"
before I drive my sword into his heart. The announcer runs out onto the field of battle to announce my victory, but is cut short by the rapid swipe of my blade. His head drops to the bloody ground and his body short thereafter. I look up to the sky as thousands of arrows rain down upon my hopeless body, and my spirit fades with a sense of atonement.

1. Spent time at Roscoe Ewing park to throw disc golf. I ran into a kid there that is supposedly huge in the porn industry. He doesn't exist on YouTube or Facebook but he's absolutely huge on porn sites.

2. Spending a long night at my mom's house. When I went to leave, my car could barely drive. It lurched forward and smashed into the house. I did a donut and peeled out. My brakes were horrible and I noted that I needed to get them fixed. I then followed the road to the house I grew up in.

3. I returned to my old high school. My crush was in one of my classes and she wanted to make bracelets. I went to get one and I got lost in the halls. Everyone there was completely different but so welcoming.

4. I was staying at a house with my crush. She told me that she wanted to snuggle. I was playing EverQuest and couldn't kill a boss, whom was a creepy little girl that was every boss in one tiny package. I got angry at the encounter and left without snuggles.

5. Staying at an unknown house with my family. While we were there, there was an attack on the city. The insurgents came into my house and shot my family. I broke into the garage and hotwired a truck. I managed to escape unharmed.

6. I was walking through a store by Old Navy. There were fireworks going off above the city. Everyone had left the store to go watch the light show. I went into a clothes store and met up with my mom. I started floating and gliding everywhere. The customers kept acting strange like it doesn't normally happen.

1. I was in a minecraft dungeon following a parkour session that was built by my brother. He has a weekly show where he streams our efforts. There is a killer's killer that tells others how to complete it. If you follow the path that forks right, you delve deepest and get lost.

2. There is a trail that can be followed to a very cool park. Easy and straight-forward to follow through. My friend and I go through and encounter a lone man. The man shines a light but never sees anything. He walks over to us but we manage to slip away into the darkness. We encountered another group later as well as another man with a light.

3. Hanging out behind an expensive SUV. There is a massive pop-out TV and huge subwoofers. Real-estate is brought up and this boy talks about how much he owns. It turns out that his dad had bought him everything he has and he is actually broke. I sat down and watched everyone swim in their respective properties.

1. I spent a day at the disc golf course with a bunch of buddies. We spent our time bombing discs on hole three with ease. I hit the pin nearly every time, and it was always followed by a choir of oh's.

2. I was at a party for my cousin. We were riding go-karts around having races. Some kids were playing with animals at this barn and other's were skating. I saw my cousin and asked him if he still skated but he didn't respond. Shortly after, a Louis CK tour bus pulled into the parking lot.

3. On a mission with Will Smith as a pilot. His commander told him that he needed to abort above a power plant. He did and managed to make it into the nearby water. While he was gone, Reed Timmer took his wife. They got into a fight and Will Smith was stabbed several times.

4. A man and I were hiding in the woods and the USA military was searching for us. They landed nearby and his co-partner jumped us. He hopped on him and began to strangle him. He killed him and then offered me food. Shortly after, a sniper had pinned us down but we managed to call in an air strike on his position.

5. Went to a research facility. They mentioned that technology should power technology. They gave us tricyles that run on railroad tracks and told us to race. We raced down a hill with several jumps and gaps, and came to a finish shortly after. We arrived at a circus that was fully powered due to our racing.

1. I spent my time on a beach, attempting to escape the world. One day a zombie wandered too close and I had to move onwards. I lead a group of friends away and we locked ourselves into a bathroom. We managed to find food and we began to eat. We remained stuck in the bathroom for ever.

1. Spent my time driving between Dad and Mom's house. There was severe inclement weather. My sister said she would be there, and when I got to her apartment I texted her bf about smoking a bowl. He said he doesn't do herpes or anal. A man jumped a car into a sign with numbers all over it. I left and browsed the nearby sex vendors.

2. I was on a bus that broke down outside a bank. I walked inside and began to torment all of the customers. I got into a conversation with the bank owner about leaving my money at his bank. I was unsure if I could trust him or not, but I patted his back and said that he's a great man.

3. At a presidential house for congress. The place was invaded by dozens of SWAT teams. They were swarming every bit of the house. I took off running on the balcony and jumped off. I bounced hundreds of feet into the air due to an airbag. In mid-air I realized that I shouldn't be this high, became lucid, and landed. I walked around the outside of the building and took off to fly, but immediately woke up.

I had a crazy dream last night

It was as if I was watching a different final sequence to the live action adaptation of Avatar Last Air Bender. The Season 1 Finale. Suddenly I was a water bender watching giant explosions from water and fire as the fire nation tried to invade the north pole. I remember being given something important to show to the wind spirits which was some document that I took, and had to sacrifice to them. THe wind spirits were this pole like staff thing that had a burning end - and anything you swung the wind staff it would emit great gusts of wind out the end of the swing. So I would a torch and lit the end of the staff to light the document and it took a while to finally light and go out.. but I had some of my north pole friends around me watching as I did what I had to. They just made a few comments about how it wasn't a good idea putting out fire with fire, but instead wind to fire...

I then had a sequence where I was training with my crazy master as she taught me how to water bend.

Another dream I remember having was - me constantly waking up in my room to be told that we have gotten another roommate... One Daniel Harkins, the next Robinson Bridgeforth. Worst dream ever.

I came out of a house with my friend Blake and we were going to a John Legend concert. We didn't want to be late so we got in a blue old school convertible. We drove and ended up at a soccer field where it was me and my goalie (couldn't recognize face and didn't have name) versus a kid on there team who first had a body that looked like a sun. (probably about 3 feet wide) and i pushed him over. He then came back dribbling the ball dressed as a turkey. The next time he came back at me, he was wearing a giant black semi circle about 20 feet high. I pushed him over each time. Then, a bunch of kids appeared and we were having a water balloon fight. People where going through doors that were sideways. I then appeared in a hospital where I grabbed the bag filled with clear liquid, got the patient and ran out the door. Then I woke up.

this 1 made me dizzy wheni realized I could have used MILD , because I dreamed about the same subject I was thinking about before bed!

Anyway I went to the store and bought plenty of books on philosophy that one of my good friends, A, recommends. I remember being conscious about how much money I was spending, because it was directly linked to my amazon account. The books lacked appeal, but I planned to read them in order to reach a higher purpose in life. Later on, I was in a computer lab with a classmate(forget who, logical estimation) when I put my work away and took something out, My ipod. I started focusing on my friend, but I could see L with the corner of my eye. She came up and I tried to fake a surprised reaction. I jumped and she exhaled. She looked at me as if to say "what happened?". I said "I was about to say 'no'", or something along the stupid lines of that.A black kid or maybe it was a teacher was talking to her, but she finished her talk with me. She asked what was in my bag, when she saw her work, she was like "ya...no. this is why you got a B last time." i said "ok. " and we were in the library. she was gone, but I was approaching different tables with different friends. That is a tiny fragment I remember.

Next, I was in math class when J talked to me and she held the same eye contact as L. But once there was a fire alarm, she dashed. I tried to pretend to be a slow walker, so I could test her / slightly block her escape. She went past without a touch. I started running. I got out of the school, to find I was in an outside stage like setting, where students were in class. Once they saw me, they automatically knew it was a fire alarm that went off.

I still don't fully understand my dreams , but I know that L is a definite dream sign. A was an idea before bed , induced into my sleep. And G, I have not a clue.

in this dream the scene is placed at an enclosed orchard and in the background is a nuclear reactor now to the dream. im a spy from tf2 and where battling in the orchard that was separated into two areas well i went into stealth mode and crept into there base i avoided bumping into people but i had to stop to let my invisibility watch recharge i got to the gates of the base and and decloked and stabbed a guy but was tackled i threw him into a pool of lava and got up and was thrown in my self but it didn't hurt me so i got out and ran back to my side where they where all sitting watching a movie! well the movie ran for like ten seconds and the other team was preparing an ambush and so where we, the dream changed and i was in a room talking to some people and they asked if i wanted to join there organisation i said yes and we went to the orchard and there was a small hole and i climbed down and there was a big tree root and there was people on it using computers and she pushed a guy off and he fell to his death and she gave me his computer and i took his VERY uncomfortable spot i sat there for awile and got bored and left when i got to the surface i woke up.

ps. sorry for the complete lack of punctuation.

Singing a Spanish Line

I was singing a song in Spanish. A native speaker overheard me and corrected me. I was really embarrassed, but I was happy to know how to sing the line correctly. I can't remember how the song went.


Fully Repairable Food Balls

I went to the city square with my daughter's friend SH. I may have been with other people. When we got there, we all walked tiredly up some steps to a train track. The track circled at the steps to go back in the other direction.

We all chose a spot to wait for the train. I asked someone in my party if they wanted to stand with me. They stood somewhere else. I saw that they would be lined up with a different train based on where they stood. I mentioned to someone that it showed the difference in kids today. It made sense in my dream. It showed how they associated with different songs, or a different, more modern songs and technologies or something.

Dream Skip

I was looking down on these buildings. The city seemed empty except for 3 warehouses. Two were Japanese and they were affiliated. One was named "dieche" or "dihatche" or something.

Eventually we were all outside that warehouse looking in. There were these green, round balls about the size of the large, inflatable exercise balls, except these were food.

This was some new kind of food, and it was said to be "fully repairable." I saw one mis-shapen ball become perfectly round, then roll into its place near, but apart from another ball.

We started realizing something was wrong with these balls. It became clear they were our enemy. I looked around and saw some buildings we could run too. Some had fire ladders going up a ways towards the top of the building.

Then the people working at the warehouse released the balls. I knew they were poisonous and would kill us. The government was wiping everyone out. One person ran to a ladder at one of the buildings. I was going to run to another, but I woke up to go to the bathroom.

Messed Up Tattoo

I had a tattoo on both my arms. I had been drunk and let someone ink me. I was so pissed. The art work was horrible. It was supposed to be fire, and should have stopped a bit up my arm. Instead you could kind of see fire, but it was mostly just scribble, and it went down onto my fingers. I realized that any job I ever had would have to accept tattoos on my hands.

[COLOR="royalblue"]Non-Aware (Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="blue"]Partially Aware (Lucid Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="navy"]Fully Aware and Vivid (Astral Projection(OOBE)[/COLOR]

I went to bed 22:50 and I did an attempt, I did get to the dream flashes but they were much more dull in comparison to what I had experienced last night. And when I listened for the tones in my ears I couldn't hear them, so I knew that this WILD attempt wouldn't work. I switched sleeping position and feel asleep.

[COLOR="royalblue"]I remember having some dream where I had superpowers and I was Ironman and transformer at the same time. I stopped a fire-tornado to destroy a city.

Then I had a very vivid dream and I was very aware I could almost call it a lucid, but I think I was semi-lucid.
Anyway I dreamed that I was in a deserted town and I wondered if I could figure out a way to meet Iapetos, but I was dreaming normally before I had made any attempt.
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something bad had happened so people were coming to my house for some reason (I apparently was badass) they were getting shot and bit by snakes and I had to rescue them the first guy got shot in the chest he was white and wearing jeans and a red T-shirt I carried him in got him in and then someone else needed my help so I go back out and it’s a guy with the face and body of Chewbacca but he was wearing jeans I killed the snake that bit him and helped him in the next guy was white and in a blue shirt he had been shot in the shoulder I helped him in when I got back in there were way more than 3 people maybe 15 or 20 in all they were all hurt one of then walks up to me
me: what happened to your mask
Him: it wasn’t a mask I just shaved
Then I woke up

well it has been a long time since I remembered my dreams.It has just been too freaking hot so when I wake up I can see them but lose it no matter how hard I tried to keep them,I have remembered I have been having lots of different dreams just not the dreams themselves.
Oh well onto my dream

For some reason I was in amsterdam I got kidnapped and a few other people where too , but instead of any cruel things thankfully they where just feeding us cupcakes and making us try different flavors no cruelty I was still pissed because I wanted to leave so I snuck out of there and hopped on a plane as a stowaway . I arrived where ever the plane landed and got searched because I have dreads and was in amsterdam (funny thing this has happened to me in real life the getting searched part not the sneaking on a plane , getting kidnapped or cup cakes) so the thing was my husband was waiting for me at the air port we drove off with a crowd cheering that I came home .Then I pulled out all these baked goods out of my bag they where all ilegeal pot foods I had no clue why they where there we got home and my dad said score and ate them all (in real life when I was coming back to the states from amsterdam I never even thought of trying this I am a girl with dreadlocks not stupid .) anyways he ate all these little bakery goods like a blueberry muffin but it was bagged like a bag of chips or something
I woke up
notes
I think it is funny how my dream world took what I had experienced in my travels and twisted it .I noticed every place in my dream except where I arrived was somewhere I had been in real life some of it was actually Rome and some Ireland and a lot of california but I thought that was kinda neat since i have had the travel bug for a few years now and not one of them was the state I live in