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PMG MU GOD<---------( first thing i typed hahahahahah! i was so excited i couldnt even spell)
!!! I JUST MET MY DREAM GUIDE!

okay so this lucid dream was induced by having a WILD and it was amazing!!!

so as usual when i go form awake to lucid dreaming, im awake but i feel this sensation of my body being pulled out of bed its so bizzare, i feel my skin brushing up against the blankets, and an immense buzzing through me, and as soon as its over, i wake up in my dream.

i was 100% lucid, so much so that i was worried about talking or moving in my way,
shape or form, thus waking up my boyfriend sleeping right next to me.
i tried to fly out from my windows but sometimes the laws of physics are
...still binding in my dreams so i kinda smacked into the glass and decided id rather run because i felt too amazing.

I stepped out of the appartment trying not to wake my dream boyfriend, i was fully clothed now wearing a jean jacket and a pink shirt, my cats tried to follow me out but i shooed them back in and closed the door because hey, theyre still my cats

as soon as I got out, this janator was coming in and i grabbed him by the shoulders
like i was a crackhead who needed a fix...seriosuly i i shook him a little lol and asked him if he was my dream guide
he said something obscure and random and i said "oookay, im thinking youre not"so i asked him agian and he said no

still in the hallway something came upstairs from the basement....
it was that baby head spider robot thing from toy story.....i grabbed its craneum and hesisted to even ask..."oh god, are you my dreamguide?" it shook its head "no" whith a sigh or relief i bolted out of the building,
I was trying to fly aroundbut it wasnt working well. i bumped into cars and as high as i would get, my feet would still brush the grass underneath me and frankly i was just too hyper to concentrate.

I walked over where i park my car which is underneath this giant concrete thing with a tennis court on it.
but it was different, there were no cars and there was a giant hole in the concrete as if someone had bulldozed it open.
the concrete pieces were scattered around and mixed in with rocks,
it kinda made this hill leading down to a little river.
i stood in the quiet space for a moment and then remembered the task at hand.
"DREAM GUIDE i want to meet you!" I shouted into the sky, I stood there and listened/waited.
then some pebbles began sliding down the hill on my right hand side,
there had to have been movement causing those pebbles to fall
i felt it in my gut...this is it.
i walked over to where the rocks had fallen from
"oh god, this is the moment ive been anticipating forever" i thought to myself
i peeked up the hill around the concrete and there he was,
sitting in the rubble............ FEZ from that 70's show HAHAHAH

i knew deep down in me that he was my dream guide, i coud feel it.
after i stopped laughing hysterically in happyness and about how my dream guide is freakin fez
he was so good natured and just sat there smiling calmly while i laughed and tried to get over my hyperness,

i stooped over the rubble and said "okay so you know what i have to ask right?"
he nodded and continued smiling
"are you my dream guide?" his smile turned into a grin "yes"
i even asked him three more times to make sure and he answered yes each time
but I could tell he was making a "you know i am" face.
it was incredible i couldnt beleive it, i then made a joke saying
"dont worry i wont ask about how to get with ladies"
and he just kind of looked at me in confusion LOL woops...
i dont think my dream guide watches that 70s show....
anyways i felt like a bit of an idiot, i always make akward jokes, and if hes my dream guide he knows that already anyways so who cares lol
I then asked "if i didnt ask for you, would you have show yourself to me on your own?"
its weird how he doesnt even really need to talk much or say too many words for me
to understand what hes saying.
he sort of gave me this look which someone would percieve as confusion but i knew for some reason he was saying "i came when you asked for me and needed me, i would only show myself when you felt ready to see me."
then i woke up from too much excitement -_-

after i woke from immediate lucid state into reality I pretty much LEAPED out of my bed and whipped into the living room to write this down.
i met my dream guide. and he is fez. oh my god.
at first my thoughts are "can i change his appearance? would that be wrong? can i take him seriously as fez giving me life advice?" but in a weird way its like....i dont care, something opened up in me about my dream guide that is beyond appearances, he may have looked like a hilareous slightly racist tellevision character but he didnt act like it.
the only thing i would change is maybe for him to have some pants and a shirt on next time lol he probably didnt wanna wear bellbottoms and a ruffle blouse.....understandable.

I cannot beleive this just happened still.it was my most important goal and i got it on my first real successful WILD after like a year of no lucid dreaming, i think he knew how much it meant to me and that ive been struggling to find motivation to keep up with it and this would make a world of differece and fuel me.

my hands are actually vibrating with how much adrenaline is running through me im so frakin happy right now and i cant seem to stop typing!!!BWAAA!!!
i went to bed at 7:23 and woke up at 8:40
and im still kinda tired so i think im going to go back to bed, maybe fez is waiting for me at a disco roller rink, who knows. HAHAHAHA XD my dream guide rocks.
knows that i think about it. fez makes perfect sense! bahahaha
GIFSoup

I was in a grassy meadow about 30 by 50 meters, surrounded by a low cobblestone wall. Beyond the north wall was a road and then terraced houses. beyond the other walls were trees. I was there with a few girls, and my dad had supposedly dropped us off there. Before he left, he told us that ghosts lived in the meadow. We made our way to a small corrugated shed, and went inside to sleep for the night as it was rapidly becoming dark. The three girls were talking to each other about the ghosts, reassuring each other that there were none. I said goodnight to them, and headed off to my own shed. I climbed in and shut the door. Inside the walls were oak panelling. A small bed was in the room too, into which I climbed and fell asleep.

I was now viewing a different place and couldn't feel my body. The room was startlingly vivid, particularly for a non lucid dream. It appeared to be an old Victorian manor, with dark wooden floors and various antique furniture. Everything was covered in a thin film of dust. The room was dimly illuminated despite the window being closed by a thick curtain. I then floated out into a hallway, where a woman resembling queen Victoria ran in a huge dress shouting "Begone foul spirits". As I watched, the spirits in question chased her and knocked her down. They didn't seem to be malicious, appearing as ghosts from luigi's mansion.

I then woke up.

Well just a little entry to tell you about my first LD.
This happened a few nights ago btw
Long story short, I looked at my cocker spaniel (Abby) and realised her colouring looked like a dalmatian instead of her normal black and tan colourings and that made me realise I was dreaming.
And then I realised I could LD because I was in a dream.
So the first thing I did was fly (I've always wanted to do this) I looked up and just pushed myself up (Had a position like Iron Man does) and I yelled "faster, faster!" and kept going up.
Then I came back down and did a handstand.
Then I imagined a guy as Johnny Depp so one of my "projections" (stole the term from inception hehe) crouched down and stood up and was Johnny Depp. I ran over to him and jumped on him and starting making out with him
Then I woke up.
Greatest. Dream. EVER!@

A blurry dream where I was a swordsman and an archer and we had to defend th school hall against the opposition. It seems to be a recurring dream. The arrows also never seemed to hit their targets properly.

Also, my hair was funny or something in the next dream.

I don't know why I dreamed of Hasslehoff but its kinda funny. Some details left out for time sake.

Swimming at David Hasselhoffs house. Find something strange. Like a hidden compartment in the bottom. I dive several times holding breath. Someone talks too much and asks David about it. David freaks out that we find it. He tells us he has to kill us now. David shoots. I swim away. I find Beach and climb a ladder up a concrete thing. His girlfriend Cindy come to stop me. Comes but is scared. Shot her? She falls into the water. Her friend comes. I say I'll punch you in the face. Push her down a sandy hill out of sight. I fall on top of her and we wrestle. I see the look on her face. Oh you like it. She smiles. We embrace. I hear my wife's giggle. It is her now. It was all a scheme to be together. Wake up.

A few other fragments. Again I'm leaving detail out for time sake. These other dreams are lacking also because I was trying WILD and DEILD so I didn't record them like usual.

Lying I'm bed waiting in a dorm. Waiting to see my wife. We are not married. See passes by and says hi. We hug and don't wanna part. Alarm. I hid. I see Justin

At her desk. Radios malfunction. I unplug two. Still hear music. Find third. Turn it off. Teacher annoyed. I drive around the classroom in my car and see this desk is the only spot.

Zombie attacking two decaptiated zombie head. Biting ear. Oh that hurts! Help me!

Fragment. I am explaining LD to someone and they keep referring to Inception. I get mad because they miss the point entirely.

The Occult

IWL, I study nutrition. Tocopherols are a class of chemical compounds of which many have vitamin E activity.

I dreamed there was an occult called Tocepherol. There were a bunch of people hanging around outside a building. They were all chanting some bullshit. There was a wind storm brewing.

I started kind of making fun of them. I got a tree branch and held it above me. I ran up to them. I had to jump from a 3 foot wall down into their little courtyard. At the edge of the wall, I saw them all walking slowly in a oval as was the shape of the courtyard, or they were just shuffling around stupidly here or there.

The wind was picking up. I saw trees swaying in the night wind. I was back a ways again and had a nice long tree branch. As I ran up, I positioned my branch to be comfortable in my hand and to have proper effect. It was long and looked impressive.

I ran up screaming and mocking them. As I screamed, I was trying to make the wind pick up, and it did. I saw tree limbs snapping. It only added to the effect of me screaming with my tree branch which also snapped in half because it was rotten.

I finally jumped down into the courtyard. There were people joining the occult and people leading it. The people joining had drawn little scribble monster things to show how they believed.

There was a guy and a gir. The girl wore a dress. The guy was saying something about how someone as going to do something like screw something into someones throat, or many people were going to do this ritual. The girl said that if anyone was going to do that, it might as well be a girl.

I thought this was the wrong logic unless you were buying into the occult. I didn't bother to tell them that. I was getting an inside look at this occult and it was getting serious. The screwing into the throat thing had a name, but I can't remember what it was.

I started walking around and mixing with the locals. Everyone was brainwashed. I met one guy who didn't really get it. I asked what he was going to do and he said he was going to go inside. I think I advised against that. Inside was the next level in and it was even harder to get out of the occult. They would try to keep you in.

I did go in, but only because I wanted to see what was going on, and I knew they weren't going to brainwash me; when I went in though, it was hard to get out. The leaders had the exit kind of blocked just by sheer volume of people.

I would go out of this room and come back in for some reason, but going back out got harder each time.

I ended up with a bag of something. There was a candle that I couldn't get to stay lit. the wick was in the wax, so I was trying to let the wax melt away from the wic so it would burn higher. Somehow the candle shown on a girl in th bag. It made sense in the dream. The girl was naked and I wanted to get a better view of her.

Now everyone was getting ready to do something for the occult. There was an attractive girl getting ready. She was naked, but she was covered in wax. She was really brainwashed. She was going in to be fucked by someone, or to be burned, or both. Then she caught fire from her right leg. She didn't seem to care.

Then one of the leaders or something--he started telling me and the other guy who wasn't really buying this crap, a story about one of the other leaders. This guy said that the other guy hand taken his two best girs and (accidentally) burned them to ashes, and he would talk to other girls, and taking a little of their ashes, he would say, "This is an ace" or "This is an ace of spaids." Then he would give the ash to the girl he was talking to.

It was time to get the Hell out of there. I talked to this one guy and asked what he was going to do. He said, "I guess I'll bribe the Sherrif!" The guy hadn't done anything, but that would sure make it seem as though he had.

I just left, but I don't know if I got out of the courtyard. It was like I could check out anytime I wanted, but I could never leave. I actually could once I got out of that room, but now the courtyard was hard to leave also.

GF

I was on a beach looking at a huge wave. Some people were surfing. I mentioned that I had surfed waves like that in Melbourne (FL) on the eve of hurricane Hugo. I did surf that day iwl, but it was nothing like the wave in my dream.

I ended up going to this one girls house. They had chickens. I mentioned that I have a chicken coup half built out. She said she was selling one. I asked how much. She thought for a minute and said, $700.00. I forgot what I said, but I mentioned it would be hard to get it back to my state. Later she offered it for $600.00

We went further in the house and I saw her dad. He was looking at repairs that were needed. There was a very narrow hall. One wall looked like an extra wall that wasn't necessary. At the end, I looked around it. Down a long flight of steps was a dark, basement. There was debris like rock and dust at the bottom. It was a good, spooky basement.

The girls father said something about what they needed to do to the basement.

I left the house with the girl. I was in my underwear, but it looked like swim trunks. I asked if she liked how I was just walking around in my underwear.

Dream Skip

I'm with a girl. She was a girl I went out with a couple times iwl, but it just wasn't right--at all. She had asked about us. I had to tell her it was over but I didn't want to hurt her.

I said, "We had fun, didn't we?"

She knew what that meant. She started to cry a little. I didn't say anything else because there was no need. I held her hand.

Now I'm in a car with her and someone else. I'm looking at the girl. I can't take my eyes off her. She looks a little different now and is very cute. Her hair is brown instead of black. Then she has grey streaks in her hair. She's still really cute.

The girl is gone and I'm in the car with a guy who's telling me how he was once driving this VW Bug in disrepair. He said it was only going about 5 mph once while he was on the phone. I told him I had a dream of the occult last night. I remembered the dream I had 3 hours ago in this dream.

We pass a business where they are holding a birthday party for someone. The guy says he would like to get with the girl who wants to do 45 hits of GBS. I look and ask, "Which one?"

He says, "I'll show you." He turned into the driveway, and now I'm with my friend MJ. He drives up and tries to drive through the owners of the business who turns us away. It's a private party. She knows we are up to no good and says, "Sticks and stones can hurt" or something like that.

My friend turned around, and as we were about to pull out of the property, he slowly raises his finger to point the girl out. I told him not to be so obvious.

Driving a Charger

I was with two girls in their Dodge Charger. It was a '67 or so. I was driving it about 80 mph on the highway. It was really shaky. When I saw a car on the side of the road, I had to slow down because I couldn't tell if it was a cop or not.

[COLOR="royalblue"]Non-Aware (Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="blue"]Partially Aware (Lucid Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="navy"]Fully Aware and Vivid (Astral Projection(OOBE)[/COLOR]

I uhm... had a fight with my dad. I like conspiracy theories and the paranormal stuff, it doesn't mean I believe in it all just that I am interested by it. I told him about some lucid dreaming and I already noticed that he didn't liked what he heard, but he didn't say anything. Then I watched the coolest documentary I have ever seen. Have you ever wondered why the moon is always in black and white on NASA photographs? Well according to the movie CELESTIAL by Jose Escamilla they are hiding something. Haha typical conspiracy talk"What they don't want us to know :cheeky:" But since I haven't been to the moon myself or have seen it in color through a telescope I can of course not believe fully that it is true, so I just admired the moon in color since it is the closest celestial to earth. Very beautiful!

My dad didn't liked my amazement he started to yell about science as the only right thing blablabla and he said stuff like "So do you think these old men doing movies on the internet is smarter than Nobel price winners??"
No dad... but they obse INTERRUPTED "On the sunside of the moon there is 400 * C can life survive there?" No dad I just wanted to show you the moon in color take it ea.. INTERRUPTED "Do you not trust the government, son you got to be a little more critical" I SNAP "So this is crazy huh? lucid dreaming is crazy huh? You know what You believe in GOD how is that not as crazy then?" ( I believe in god too but I had to counter with something...) HE SLAMS THE DOOR :roll:

Here is the documentary that started that fight, even though I don't believe everything it is a good entertainment:
[CENTER][url]http://moonrising-themovie.com/[/url][/CENTER]

I went to bed angry, but I still did the last CD on the Gateway Experience called - Living Body Map.
I was imagining my body in a white outline changing it to red, blue, yellow and orange as I did this I started to become more and more unaware of my physical body and more aware of my visualization. Although this time my dream flashes consisted of anger, so I couldn't concentrate... Tonight I am starting WAVE 3 - Freedom!
And if I am not mistaken I think I am going to practice the sensation of floating!

I eventually fell asleep 01:45 ....

[COLOR="royalblue"]I remember some dream where I were in a library with my friend, but some guy kept annoying us trying to make us fight and in the end my friend pushed him down the stairs. He didn't got hurt but he leaved us alone.
I had more dreams, but my recall was bad this night.[/COLOR]

So, I was standing in a very small field... I would say maybe... about half the size of a (American) Football field. It was perfectly rectangle with a forest surrounding around the perimeter. In the field, were six open walled rooms. Each room, only consisted of two walls, a floor, and some furnishings... you could imagine them in a doll house kind of style. In these rooms, there were people going about there normal lives as if they were living in a normal, full-sized house. One building was particularly interesting. It was a narrow building (kind of like a small tower) with two floors. It kind of looked like a nightclub in a tower. Like the other buildings, it was open and you could see inside of it. The lighting was red, the music was... very bass heavy. On the top floor was a stripper pole surronded by men, on the bottom floor was a fat pudgey guy with a cigar in his mouth. For some reason, I felt compelled to check it out, so I did. I walked over, and into the building. As soon as I entered, some walls just appeared behind me, so it looked like I was inside of a normal building (however, the inside was still the same size, which was just a very very small tower (about the size of a townhouse) with two floors, a stripper pole on the second floor with a spiral staircase connecting it to the bottom floor, and on the bottom floor was a small bar. The man walked up to me, and threw some powder on me and said, "You wanted to work for me, so I made you a female. You may now go up and strip for then men." Apparantly, I thought nothing of it, and walked up the spiral stair case to the waiting men. I went up to the poll, and well... I stripped and danced and stuff. A few moments later, I woke up in my bed. I lay still for a few moments, trying to register what just happened in my dream, before I started to laugh my *ss off!

I don't remember anything, I just remember that I woke up smiling from a dream.

08/06/2012
2AM-10AM

I went over to Gabe's (my boyfriend's) house. I entered, it was kind of dark. There was a computer monitor, on it was a picture of a random black kid, around my age in a Superman costume.
I felt as if he was my friend, (even though IRL I've never met this kid...). I turned around, and saw the same kid on the display, except he was now 3... and in a much smaller superman costume sitting on a couch.
The middle part of the dream is kind of a blur, but I saw the kid from the picture AGAIN, but this time he was with my dad, and the same age as me, and wearing normal clothing. Soon after, some of my
Dad's relatives entered and a party started. My dad, and some of his realtives, noticed that I hadn't had my hair cut at all, then suggested I should get it cut. Faith (my step brothers wife),
started talking about how people should shave their pubes (WTF), and one of my aunts chimed in and said we should shave our butt-hair as well (....wut?). I agree'd. Then, I was flipped on to my belly, and I started getting
spanked () for no apparent reason by... I don't even know who. Everyone was cheering on whoever was doing it and laughing... This is when I woke up, and the dream was over.

(I had this dream a long time ago, and it was a reoccurring dream for some time, so it really stuck with me)

My friends had picked me up for Friendly’s in a rusty old jeep, and it was very small. There were five of us, and I was in the back right seat. We drove to the top of my street and took a left. I’d hardly ever been that way before, so everything was different than how I now know it to be. There were a lot of pine trees along the right side of the street, but there were also a lot of houses. The ground was covered in orange pine needles. We were getting close to the edge of the end of the street when one of my friends said:
“Man, we’re gonna twist that place up!”
I was confused, because I had no idea what he meant, then I noticed a gun at his side. I understood what they were going to do. Images flashed in my mind of them lighting up a cute little Friendly’s restaurant. I then hopped out of the car as it was moving and they kept going.
This was at a time when I didn’t have a cell phone, so I ran down the street. I was heading to my house, but I saw a yard sale going on, so I went to them. As I was turning into the yard, a tall old man with long hair and a short beard came out from behind one of the trees. He seemed very sinister. He asked for me to follow him, but I said no and went to the people at the yard sale.
“You need to call 911! My friends, they’re gonna shoot people at Friendly’s!”
They were completely oblivious to my existence.
I turned to run back home, Ran down the streets and into the woods. I went through as quickly as possible, but I had this weird feeling that I was being watched. I kept looking up, expecting someone to be in the trees. I then turned around and saw the old man following me, and started running. I got back to my house (which actually looked more like my aunt’s house), and my dad was in the kitchen getting supper ready (but they’ve been divorced since forever). I started to walk into the living room.
My dad quickly said, “Watch out, we’ve got someone over painting the living room.”
I went in and up on a step ladder, in a greyish teal jumpsuit, was the old man. He turned and smiled at me. I screamed and went to the kitchen to grab a knife, but then I saw my dad.
The dishwasher was open, and he was bent, leaning over it, impaled with the silverware. I turned around and the old man was right there, with a knife. He went to stab me, but I grabbed his arm. We struggled for a bit, but I turned the knife on him and cut his throat. My mom came in and grabbed the knife from his hands. I could tell something was different about her. She began to chase me around the house, but I found one of those plastic shovels that come with buckets, for kids at the beach. We were in the dining room (not really significant, but whatever) and I turned around.
“You’re not my real mom!”
Then, in a very creepy, multiple-voices-at-a-time voice, she said “Oh, but I am!”
I concluded that she was possessed, and hesitantly shoved it into her chest as hard as I could. It didn’t go too deep, but she started bleeding. She then collapsed, dead. I started crying, because even though I probably just killed a demon, I’d killed my mom along with it.

Moral of the story: Don't get sidetracked, a lot of people probably died at that Friendly's.

Reality/Non-Lucid/Semi-Lucid/Lucid

Hrs Slept: 8 or 9

Had these dreams while on vacation at the lake with a bunch of my family.


Doughnuts

I went to work and it was at a doughnut shop (instead of pizza like reality) and was at the register selling some young girl a doughnut with bright blue frosting and shaped like a large flat fish. I didn’t know how to work it cause I only just got there and realized my boss bought the doughnut shop and we were doing that instead of pizza. So I go to the back room where my boss is (leaving the young girl at the register) and she’s busy with an employee doing time cards or something and couldn’t help me at the moment and seemed really annoyed I had to come ask her for help but no one told me she moved over to the shop so really it wasn’t my fault I didn’t know what I was doing.

Bike Ride

Jessica and I are biking on a bright summer’s evening in the downtown of a city and we pass this cemented ditch beside a river and bridge and I realize this is the same spot where I saw two girls on the new got kidnapped and I didn't point this out to Jessica because I didn’t want to freak her out since the news also said there were several registered sex offenders in the area (which in real life I saw on the news a while back that these 2 girls got kidnapped on a bike ride). So we are biking around and are in a parking lot in Old Town (which is a development with a bunch of cool old buildings and bars and apartments) so I stop briefly to talk to some of my family who happen to be there. Then we continue on biking and suddenly are out of Old Town and can’t seem to find our way back. We are getting kinda lost but it occurs to me we are going the wrong way and I tell her we need to turn around and go back down the street, but then I think to myself the Old Town entrance will be right across the road and I turn my head and there it was! So we enter and ride in front of a restaurant where a group of people are just getting done eating dinner and I see J.m and M.m in the group and hear M say to J “No, let’s just go home” and at that time J and I make eye contact, then M and I do… Then Jess and I ride away and somehow end up going to J’s place of work. It’s this big building that’s all modern architecture and we find ourselves in a huge revolving door, like as big as a room. And everytime it revolves we inside the building and each time it’s a different scene (weird ass dream) and there were many men and I was looking for J but couldn’t look long enough cause I got woken up by my cousin trying to take a pic of me sleeping with my phone. Ha!

8/5(2) I am in my house at night and we need to wash our clothes, but we are doing it in a weird way where we put one piece of clothing in a at a time in a machine shaped like a traffic light. There were two of them. While this was going on I was also waiting to here what part I got in a movie. I find out that I will be in a movie called something like Basketball III V VIII I IV

8/5 I was at a place like the kingdom sports complex playing basketball but there was offsides like in soccer. It started storming a ton. Tons of roads were cut off. I was riding with my grandparents on my dads side home. In the town there was a huge bride that was partway flooded over so we got on foot now. Then I was with some of my friends. we were walking across the bridge. One of them fell I tried to save them but the said they were just taking a swim so it was fine. Then we were walking and Sarah was siting on a swing crying so I asked what was wrong. She said that she broke up with Carl because he was being a jerk.

8/4(2) I was in this house and we were trying to sole some type of mystery. We were looking for this criminal in the house. There were also a lot of these giant gummy bears every where. I thought that if I went to all of them and clicked my thumb as if I was hitting a button on a ps3 controller, it would do something like an easter egg in call of duty zombies. The house was setup like a zombies map because there were like 2 passage ways to choose from in the beginning. Some rooms were in black and white and in some the light switches did not work well. I was in the main room with 3 other people. One of them was Mr. Jabir. So we were trying to find the guy and Mr. Jabir said that he heard something in this chest in the corner. So I went and hit it then opened it and punched out of reaction. There was an old guy in it and I broke his glasses. The police came and hand cuffed him and then Morgan, the black guy from Criminal Minds, came to interrogate him. I went around to click the rest of the gummy bears but nothing happened.