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Only got about 3 hours of sleep last night so no real dreams to speak of. However I did wake up to my daughter crying thinking I was in my friend J's house and was pretty disoriented for a moment. Pretty sure that was due to thinking about wanting to hang out with him soon. Just writing in an effort to correct my recall.

I was going somewhere with my friend. (I don't know if we both had the same destination.)
Suddendly there appeared two guys. One of them grabbed me, I hit him somewhere and simultaneously asked my friend about a certain spell combination. He knew it and with this spell I wanted to hit the guy to the other end of the street. But he managed to stop after some meters. The other one attacked my and we hit each other over and over again. My friend wanted to prevent me from hitting the guy, but he had no success. Then I noticed my friend holding me was gone and the boy wasn't hitting me anymore. Instead he asked me one question: If I wanted to become a very good spellcaster. I agreed, so we walked to his apartment. He explained to me some things about the fight, e.g. his buddy being a minion of him and reducing the power of spells which hit him. So because of this trait I couldn't punch him to the other side of the street. We approached a old and destroyed house. It was flooded with water everywhere, but there was no water in the appartment of this guy. Because it stopped in front of the door. As we were there I discovered some old books.

As I stood up I remembered the spell combination: The two spells to combine were healing spells. Somehow reminded me of my other dream with the cards.

Me and some friends were playing a card game. This card game looked much like YuGiOh because you had to summon monsters, but summoning creatures in fact was the only way to win. The card had effects, because many of my cards had healing effects I won sometimes. Because of this I lent some good cards to other people. We were playing this game in a stairway of a random house with many apartments. Sometimes we were disturbed by the occupants, but they let us play there.

I think I only managed this because I was discussing it with a friend during the day. But anyway, on with the show:

I was in a huge city, not as big as London but a bit older. There were lots of old buildings around but then a tram line running right through the middle of it all. The sun was shinning and families and the people that lived there were milling around doing their jobs, it was actually quite busy. Then for some reason I started thinking about lucid dreaming, I looked around and noticed I wasn't anywhere I recognised. Then again that's pretty normal for me. I RC'd purely out of habit and it failed, I could breath. As I was about to walk off I realised, "woah woah woah wait what?! I can breath?! I'm dreaming!!!! ." But as I started to walk once more my vision went blurry which for me means the dream is collapsing. I hit the floor, desperate to keep this LD in one piece. As I felt the solid concrete beneath me everything became crystal clear. I could see every detail in everything, in fact I think I'd even go as far to say I could see better in this dream than in real life. The colours were so vibrant and stunning, I wanted to stay here forever. Knowing that not to be possible I decided to get moving and try some stuff.

I stood up, first things first go back to basics. I shot up in the air as the knowledge of flying came flooding back. The last time I tried I was still learning but clearly I was done with the basics, I was flying like a pro! Once above the main level of the city I had a fly around both to get my bearings and to get used to being airborne. After some time when I'd got to know my way around a little I landed gently on the turret of a small castle within the city.

Looking over the edge at the rather large drop to the ground I did another Reality Check just to be sure (even though I'd just flown ) again it failed and I could breath through my blocked nose. This was so strange, it all felt so real even down to the slight breeze passing over me. Not wanting to waste any more time admiring I took off again.

This time I flew past a kind of half stadium, the crowd saw me and cheered wanting me to do tricks. Just having mastered normal flying I didn't want to fall and end up looking stupid so I just flew around a little bit. After a while I got bored of entertaining my own brain (they were all DC's after all). I landed nearby on the flat glass roof of what appeared to be some kind of mansion. I spotted something on the floor and out of curiosity I went to see what it was since dreams can conjure up strange objects. As I went over to it I lost lucidity I can't remember what the object was either. But I'm not complaining, it was my first LD in months and for a first one it was pretty amazing.

Fragment: I was hiding behind a hedge from what I thought to be the police.

What an amazing night

DJ

[COLOR="royalblue"]Non-Aware (Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="blue"]Partially Aware (Lucid Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="navy"]Fully Aware and Vivid (Astral Projection(OOBE)[/COLOR]

This night was painful at first... But I did discover something new to me. I went to bed 22:10 and I put a pillow against the wall to my left, put myself in a sitting position with pillows behind my back and then leaned with my head to the pillow on my left. I started doing a breathing exercise called "Velvety Smooth Breathing" that is said to help you to get more vivid thoughts and impressions for the image stream technique later on. I lay in my bed and after what felt like 5 minutes I thought about my neck and I imagined that it was uncomfortable and the instant I thought that thought, it became uncomfortable...
I told myself that it was only because I had thought that, so I tried to occupy my mind with daydreaming.
I remember that I thought about the tv show I had watched that day "Smallville". And I imagined myself having superpowers.

All of the sudden I wake up and I move around my pillows and then it hits me "NOOOO I fell asleep and I moved!!! Ah well I better go to sleep then...".

[COLOR="royalblue"]I started to think random thoughts like "I am the new Batman in town" and I saw some green grass field and it was night. I was now dreaming unaware, but the dreams was from now on vivid enough for me to remember almost every single one of them! I wrote in this title that it was 21 dream scenarios and it was, but in total REM dreams it was perhaps 4-5 very long dreams and I still don't remember every dream scene.

I were on the grass-field and I saw five men who tried to break in to a house, then I see a man with a batman suit holding a sniper rifle, he shoots four of the men with sleeping darts from the rifle, but on of the men managed to escape in a car. The dream changes and my dad and I are going to a restaurant to see if they had any good food for later that day. We drove a car that looked exactly like the car in the previous dream, but I didn't noticed that. We stop outside the restaurant and see that they only have fish, and we were tired of fish so me and my dad get out of the car to ask if they can do an exception for us.

The dream changes again and I am in my dad's office at home and I see a small spider on the wall. It looked like a tarantula with some different colors. I thought it was beautiful, but suddenly I see it grow very fast and it wasn't as enjoyable to look at anymore. I starts to crawl on the wall and I think jokingly to myself "Kill it with fire before it lays eggs!". But it wasn't funny when I saw that it was crawling towards me! I looked at it in shock, but then I see that it turned around and walked the other way... Puh... But then I see to my horror that it's crawling into my room!
"Noo how will I ever get to sleep now..." I think to myself. The dream changes and I had some dinner with my friends, but I can't remember what we talked about.

The dream changes again and I am back at the restaurant with my dad, although this time I am at some ice cream stand and I ask them if they took Swedish money because apparently I were in Denmark. The girl I talked to said that they did, but then I remembered that I got some Danish money as well so I gave her that. Then I said I wanted to buy a soda and she suddenly say "Can I borrow your dream?". I looked at her and didn't really understood her question instead I started to explain what a lucid dream was. :shock: (PALMFACE when Facepalm is not enough)...

Then I woke up, I didn't checked the time for some reason, but I wrote down my dreams and then went back to sleep.

Some woman asked me if I played in a football team and my answer was "No I don't play that often..". I then where in some house with a couple of friends and I think we were just sleeping. Then a friend named Astrit told me that he had a meteor rock and I got super excited and I even remember hearing the typical "Smallville" sound effect you hear when the meteor is near Clark. Then some girls of the group needed to get some money from an ATM, so we went with them.
We went ahead and I was fooling around with a friend ( I don't know him in real life) and he told me to do a clap game, that kind of hand clap game you do in elementary school... But in the dream I was totally game :cheeky:
He taught me some routine and then told me that Leela always do that one in Futurama. I have never seen her do that so I just nodded OK. Then we went into some public toilet that was very big, I got high dream control here and I started to freestyle and do le parkour. I remember I did a Sault de Chat or Kong and right in the middle of the air I did a front flip after it. And I was super excited.

Then I woke up again and the time was 04:24.

When I fell back to sleep again I was in some athletics arena and it seemed to be the Olympics. I sat down and talked to some judge and then I saw two dogs competing in "Walking". I saw a little dog I know in real life named Mille and he competed against a much bigger dog. Then Mille jumps out of the court and they had to cancel the match. I talked to the judge about it and then he told me that I could make a t-shirt. I remember writing "Mille Nr 23" and that it was very hard to write. I got a cookie and 20 Swedish krona. I then saw two people from my old class "Amanda and Felix".
They waved to me and signaled me to go to them. On my way to them I heard a Westlife like song where they were singing "Center of the earth". Then when I got to my old classmates we talked for a bit and I also remember that my parents joined and embarrassed me a bit... Then I said "This was nice but Amanda we got to meet up sometime." and she answered "Yes we should".

I woke up again and had some more dreams, but I was almost tired of recording them now so I only ended up remembering the last one.

I was out with my friend David and we were trying to get our Scuba Diving Certificate D. It was called D1 in the dream.
I remember that we were a large group and I really sucked at swimming, it was impossible to control, although now when I think back, I think it's kind of cool that the water felt so real for being a dream. This dream ended with me accidentally swallowing some weird slopy thing from the water and I panicked while I was tying to get it out.

I woke up 07:10 to alert to fall back to sleep again.
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What I learned from these dreams was that we dream far more than we think we are. And if I fall asleep while I am laying in that sitting position, I actually wake up very close to where my vivid REM dreams starts and it also improves my recall and awareness of my dreams. If this is the case every night, then I really need to find a way to get lucid by either trying to WILD right when I wake up so a DEILD, or trying to find a way to make reality checks while I am dreaming.

But if my dream recall is going to be this great every day, I am not even sure I am going to have the energy to write it all down, unless it's a lucid dream of course =) We'll see ;)

I had gone to sleep early because I had nothing to do, but because my father woke me up, can't remember much.
I was somewhere with classmates (I think this but I don't remember them in person).
I was drinking a vodka, but they warned me because this special vodka would have so much alcohol inside that, in fact, a mouthful of this would make me drunk.

Ok, I ALMOST had yet another WILD. This would have been my 4th one this week, had this attempt and another attempt not failed. So I've had 2 WILDs this week, And 2 almost WILDs. I'm definitely getting the hang of these now. I felt the heavy feeling come across my body and everything, and it got darker and darker... But for some stupid reason, I woke up -__- I dunno why, but I did. There appears to be a... pattern... as well...

WILD, Almost WILD, WILD, Almost WILD, ---

Perhaps this is a pattern, and maybe I'll have another full WILD soon? Idk. But I'm still glad I'm getting used to Lucid Dreaming again...

The precursor to this dream was, I had set an alarm for two AM thinking that if I woke up earlier I'd be more tired and could do MILD and fall back asleep easier. Horrible idea, I ended up waking up and then I just felt restless and didn't end up falling back asleep until like 4:30 AM. Alright anyway so I end up waking back up around 6:40 and then I went back to sleep again and next thing I know I'm in my dream.

So the earliest moment I remember was that I was at the baseball field near my house. I was in the parking lot and I noticed that someone had their car parked directly behind mine making it impossible for me to leave. I was pretty mad about this and I went to find out who's car it was. I ask my little brother who's car it is and he's trying to describe to me the person it belongs to. He says something like "The kid with the hair, the uhhh kid with the red hair." In waking life he does know this persons name but he doesn't say it in the dream. So anyways the person he was describing runs by me and he tells me that that's him. So I grab him and tell him that he needs to move his car now. So then I don't remember why or how but I end up grabbing my little brother and then he starts crying. Then my dad stands up on the bleachers and is yelling at me and he says something about my brother being up to bat. So I get angry at my little brother for getting me in trouble and I storm off towards my car. When I get to my car I end up thinking, good thing this is only a dream. And then I stopped and I thought wait I'm dreaming.. So I ended up being the event that sparked my lucidity.

Alright so I was standing at the door to my car which was now a white version of the bat-mobile with some skulls painted on. Anyways so I got into it while trying to maintain my focus and then magically it turns into a classic dragster, still low to the ground. So there aren't any peddles but no matter I power it with my mind. So I drive it in a circle around the parking lot and then wait to pull out of it because there was traffic. Once I pull out into the street it's no longer me driving it's now some Mexican girl and she sounds around fourteen years old. So then we turn around a street and she says something like, "It's your fault we have to wash it." Anyways then she floors it down the street and I don't really have anything to focus on, everything is blurry. I end up totally losing my focus after a while. And then all I see is blackness and then a percent bar popped up. There was rectangles that were like a teal color and the word percentage was in orange, it started at eighty percent and then went up until it hit one-hundred percent at which point I was reloaded into the dream. This time my older brother was driving the dragster. This time we were on a mountain rode. And might I add that the sky was blue and the sun was out whereas before it was night time. Anyways so while my brother was driving I kept bumping up and down and one time I stopped in the air and was floating. Then the last thing I saw was a list of tasks that looked like my task list from Astrid Task Manager.

Rehearsal Test

I'm taking a test. Only, we were given the exact same set of questions as review only days ago. In fact, right now the proctors are going through and handing back our review worksheets, because the test is to be open-note. Incredulously, I open the test and the review worksheet both to the first page. Yep, exact same questions. Am I really meant to sit here for the next half hour copying over my previous answers? I call over a proctor to ask this question. In reply, she merely points out that I got some of the review questions wrong, so it won't be exact copying. Hmph.

I decide I may as well drive home before deciding what to do. I get in my white Pathfinder and head out. Due to road closures, I have to drive straight up a steep dirt road on my way home.

Later I return to the testing room. I open the review packet again, and this time I notice that the handwriting on the answers isn't my own. In fact, it seems like the handwriting changes with every new page! The graders must have split the packets for grading and then haphazardly stapled them together again, hopelessly mixing everything together. Affronted, I call over a proctor again.

Pictures App

I'm trying out a new app for party entertainment. Basically you just click a button and it collects from the Internet a bunch of funny, cool, or otherwise interesting pictures, for the group to look at, one at a time. The word "pictures" is slightly deceptive, because actually they're three-second videos that freeze on the last frame (the picture), so they have some context. The guy that made the app is asking for donations, because he spent a lot of time on it, making sure that each set of pictures has a unifying theme and that the pictures are the best ones available.

Contest

Someone's hosting a raffle. They want it to be a really big raffle, so there are a lot of different prizes, not just a couple really expensive ones. Also, there's one particular purchase you can make that as a bonus also gets you thirty raffle tickets. It's an interesting technique, I think.

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Non-Dream Dream Lucid Dream

Dream 1:

I am in lab and I want to take a look at my coworker's (NG) cells under the microscope. She begs me not to look because they are precious but I promise it will be OK. For some reason I put the plate of cells under the sink instead of the microscope and I fill the plate with water - ruining her experiment. I lie to her and say that some new girl bumped me while I was looking under the microscope and that caused water to get into the plate. She gets really mad then turns into a hideous woman who tells me I'm hot.

Dream 2:

I make a trek to Mexico on a motorcycle with my lab mates.

Dream 3:

I meet a beautiful Asian girl on some crazy packed campus - probably UCLA. It might have been a festival. I am playing some weird basketball game in waste deep water - I think this is where we meet. It was love at first sight. She immediately trusts me so much that she gets into my car to drive her to her house. I am driving an automatic black Honda. We park somewhere that resembles a desert and take a very difficult path to her house. I have to climb an almost vertical dirt wall. She had no problem but for some reason I had trouble doing a pull-up. We are worried about rattlesnakes. I crack a few jokes about getting bit in the face (smooth).

We get to her house and start playing video games. One game is a betting game where we bet on whether or not we can complete a maze. Other games were virtual reality. We fall in love but I know that my wife is back at home. I mention something about sex and she tells me she can't or something. I say I know and neither can I. She tells me that she would be content with sleeping on my feet / cuddling like really good friends. This makes me extremely happy - true love.

Dream 4:

I am watching a strange baseball game from the stands. My team (USA I believe) is losing by about 25 runs. Players can choose whether they want to hit baseballs or giant credit cards. The cards are very difficult to catch and the kids are having trouble in the outfield (I think it is the little league world series).

Dream 5:

I am having sex with my wife. My penis is about 5x bigger than usual and I have a giant condom on. She makes me stop because it feels too good and there are people close by.

WAKE UP FOR ~30 MIN

Dream 6:

I get back to bed and start thinking about being at a baseball game. Since the last game I went to was a Giants game I naturally start visualizing AT&T park and the view from my seat. At first it was just a thought then I slowly starting gaining more and more clarity on my visuals. After a couple of minutes I was THERE AT THE STADIUM. AWESOME!!!

I perform a reality check by climbing some rafters above the seats. It was incredibly easy so I concluded that I was dreaming. I take off flying over the stadium - very high up. This lucid is extremely vivid. I want to test the reality of my lucid. I recall looking down at my shadow, waiting for it to appear after passing through the roof shadows and sure enough my shadow popped up right when it was supposed to. I was amazed that my mind was able to produce it so perfectly.

It was a very windy day and I loved feeling it hitting my face when I was flying. I tried thinking about what to do next. I couldn't think of anything cool so I decided that I wanted to have sex. I left the stadium and was flying over the bay. I summoned some hot chicks in a boat but I had trouble stopping / slowing down. I was flying very fast. Each boat I passed I summoned more hot chicks but I couldn't stop. Finally I landed in a boat. I started banging this smoking hot chick but quickly realized that her dad was also in the boat. I wished him away and continued. Unfortunately I "woke up" shortly after.

Dream 7:

I am in bed trying to find a place in my dream journal to record my lucid experience but I there were no available pages. (false awakening)

Suddenly I am in some kind of subway station with my brother. We are trying to figure out how to get to an amusement park.

Then I wake up for real.

Ghost Nightmare
I was looking at run down realestate. I had been following these guy around in cars. We stop and the area looks like a modern day ghost town. I tell these guys I am not interested. One looks like the funny one from wipeout. I say, "I don't want to look anymore. It just full of ghost." Meaning figuratively.
Now we are in my living room talking about ghost. We supposedly has some sort of experience. I tell them, "I would freak the fuck out if anything happened to me like that."
The wipeout Guy say, "Well look who's phone it is."
I look down and my phone is in my left front pocket. It is shinning a blinding bright white light. So vivid and brilliant. I become terrified and take my phone out and throw it on the floor to pop the battery out. The battery does not come out. It just gets dimer and reads on screen these word: Damn a crack.
So I type like a text in command line. Stop this please.
The next line of text reads: Sending...
Then the text I typed turns the word stop into stopping.
The guy says, "So you can't get rid of this?"
I say, "No. It just follows."
"Who you gonna call? He flashed a big smile.
I am so scared. "I don't know. Jesus? A preist? My dad? Someone."
I wake up truly scared but the more I thought about the dream the less scary it got.

FA to Japan
I am leaving a theme park with my wife. We go outside the gate and slay down on sleeping bags with a bunch of other people. Some kids were playing near my head and I yelled at them. Then I FA. I am some sort of scientist or professor at a facility in Japan. I am leaving with some colleague. He is bowing to everyone and telling them by in Japanese. I see an American man and I just shakes his hand and spoke English to him while the other guy bowed. He in turn handed me a book and said, "I want you to have a copy of my book." It was gold and tan with some lettering. I thank him and we walk to other people the guy I was with was all telling some people buy but they did not hear him or look at him. I had to speak up for him. Then we walk toward an office or classroom. I say to him you've been saying "ohayou gozaimasu". I think that means good morning. He argues with me and I let it go even though I know he is wrong. We walk to a young Japanese woman and he tells her good morning in Japanese while I just bow deeply. I bow so low I almost fall over. I realize we look like stupid Americans. She looks flustered and laughs and doesn't know what to say.

Bull?
There is a monstrous bull in the darkness of a stable. I switch horses. The light tan horse jumps better. I taunt the bull in the dark and ride off with a lasso. I am ready to catch it. I expect it to chase me but I never see it. I ride around until I see my family at a camp fire. My sister introduces herself to other people as my acquaintance. My mom scalds her. I feel like there is some tension about something.



Fragment of my grandpa dating. It was a big deal to everyone.

Fragment I saw my dead grandparents together.

Fragment about some goats.

There was another Frag but I can't remember now.

I just have notes and fragments today. My dream life isn't what it used to be, I totally blame stress and crap in my waking life.

Dream One(Fragment): I see some old friends from college C and M. They are telling me that I can borrow a telescope from their old high school and use it to watch the stars. My husband wants to do this, but I don't want to be responsible for it and I feel like he doesn't have the right since we're splitting up anyways and they're my friends not his.

Dream Two(Fragment): I am in a strange neighborhood talking to my husband in a driveway. I see a truck pull up and it's some friend of my husbands. I leave on a bicycle to deliver cupcakes I've baked for my cousin. I get lost and can't figure out how to get to her so I call and tell her I baked her Chocolate cupcakes and need directions to her house.

Dream Three(Fragment): I am wandering around with my friend J and an old Frienemy B. I start to follow J when he walks away, but then I decide not to. Either he doesn't want me following him or I feel like maybe I shouldn't, I don't remember which. So I turn around and go back to a big tree in the middle of a yard. B is climbing on the tree, and wonder how he's managing it since he's so heavy and doesn't seem athletic at all. urns out the tree has built in hand holds so it's not the great feat it appears to be. I start climbing it myself and J comes back and asks us what we're doing. I reply that we're climbing the tree and he should join us. Then my grandma shows up and tells me I have to go home. I apologize to the guys and grudgingly go home planning to come back later and not tell her where I'm going.

Dream Four(Fragment): I'm standing outside a tent. I go inside and it's got all these different rooms inside. There's even a bathroom inside that I can hear a shower running in. I quickly duck back out into the living room" of the tent and my bff calls. She's talking about the tent belonging to J, and then I am telling her she shouldn't have set it up until he was around. She's so sure that everything is ok having it set up early, but I tell her heard someone in the shower. Turns out a friend of mine D was in the shower and he comes out and complains that he heard someone in the tent while he was shower and wants to know ho saw him naked. I promise no one saw him naked and then go inside the tent just to find it completely flooded. Ambies is freaking out and I'm telling her I told her not to pitch it and she should have listened to me, but all she wants if for me to tell her what to do so that J isn't ma at her. I insist that I already did, don't pitch the tent, and she didn't listen to me then and it's nothing I can fix now.

No shoes, no service
I'm taking my kids to a shop on a strip mall. As we walk up to the entrance I see a "No shoes, no service" sign and realize that my feet are bare. We all go back to the van so I can get some shoes on.

Demon dog at the police station
I'm in some kind of private eye, film noir dream. I enter a police station via a lose second story window and find myself on a small landing. I go downstairs, but return upstairs to close and latch the window. Back downstairs, a huge black dog with glowing red eyes starts to chase me and my dog. With my dog, I run to the front door and open it just wide enough to get out through. I try to get my own dog out without letting the demon dog out, but he's somehow stuck. I wake up.

Game in a warehouse
I'm in some kind of puzzle game. I'm with a group of people in a gigantic warehouse. We're all riding along a huge conveyor belt that takes us from puzzle to puzzle.
Eventually, we reach the end of the conveyor belt. Something up in the air drops three big boxes down in front of us. Somehow, they're shooting at us. I know that this is really easy to solve if you just know the trick.
Now I'm looking at the summary screen for the last puzzle. I'm frustrated because even though I believe we solved it perfectly, we still lost points, and I have no idea why.

Bus to New York
I'm out somewhere doing some activity. Soon it's over, so Ron and I board a bus to go home. We're on the bus a long time - I wonder if we're going to the right place. I know Ron hates buses, so I look back at him and see that he's sleeping. The bus has a few rows of front-facing seats that recline slightly. Behind them are 5 seats on each side facing towards the middle of the bus. Ron is on those seats, laying down on his back. He doesn't quite fit. It looks like the seats at the end of the line can actually spread apart a bit more, but he hasn't done that. Behind those seats are a couple more rows of normal seats, then the back of the bus. I'm sitting a few rows back from the front. The row directly in front of me just has a couple of pairs of shoes on the floor. An older couple is sitting on the row in front of the shoes. I'm not all that happy with my seat, so I move and end up on the front row. The doors are immediately to my right.

I see indications that we're entering New York, and I'm worried. We pass through a toll plaza with "Welcome to New York" across the roof above the tool booths. For a while, we drive through a bunch of tall buildings; eventually, the view on our right opens up to a shipyard. The shipyard is large and is full of huge ships. One ship in particular stands out: a huge ship, carrying a cruise liner with plenty of room to spare, is being lowered into the water by a crane. Finally, we arrive at the La Guardia airport and the bus lets us off. The airport is a huge blue building with "La Guardia" written in white on the side. I'm discouraged that I'm probably just going to have to get on a return bus and spend the day on that to get home. I know I could fly home, but there's no way I can afford the ticket, especially trying to buy a ticket the day of the flight. I know I'll be missed at work today, but there's no helping it. I'll just try to be back by tomorrow.

Inside the airport, I get a call asking where I am. I explain that somehow we boarded the wrong bus. I'm worried that my phone is probably ready to die since it wasn't charged over night. I look around; I'm in a HUGE open room. It's almost completely empty, though there's a gift shop over in one corner.

I'm in a smaller hallway now. I've run into my in-laws. My mother-in-law is flying off on a missions trip and he's here to see her off. I think how nice it would be to fly home with him, but I know I can't.

The shapeshifters
I'm moving through a cave system trying to get away from something. I find some primitive bedding, and the thing taunts me. I move out of there and find myself in what seems to be a run-down cathedral. There are lots of tall, thin windows, but they're very dirty. The walls seem to be made out of stone.

Now he's there with me, but he's turned into a young man. He's some kind of shape shifter. I ask how that works, if he can change shape whenever he wants, and he explains. When he eats certain things, he changes; different things change different things about him. Where he comes from, there are lots of vendors who sell different items to cause different changes. You have to be careful only to use stuff that's compatible with you, or you could cause yourself problems.

Now I'm with him at an outdoor market. Booths all around are selling little squares with a color and letter; the color and the letter designates what they change.

Now I'm in a room somewhere. I have a bowl of colorful cereal. In the bowl, in among the cereal, is a yellow square with an H printed on it. I know it's not for me, but I accidentally start to eat it. I get it out of my mouth before I chew it too much. I know it's for a girl nearby. To hide the fact that I started to eat it, I wad it up into a ball. Somehow, even though the cube was fairly small, the ball ends up the size of a tennis ball, and I wonder where the extra size came from. I don't notice at the time, but the color has also changed from yellow to blue. I give the ball to the girl, and she eats it. No one is sure yet whether she can shapeshift, so this will tell. After chewing it, she bends over in pain - that means the change has started, that she is a shape shifter, and everyone is excited.

I became lucid when I was teaching DCs how to fly, from a sort of weird 3rd person perspective. It seemed odd that I was actually able to fly, so I realized I was dreaming. Once I became lucid, I just grabbed the closest male, and we started making out. He had me shoved up against the wall, and we were french kissing pretty intensely. I suddenly became hyper-aware of the feeling of his tongue in my mouth. Which was bad, because then it grew really fat and really long. I spit it out, and it started whipping me in the face lol. I just kinda squealed and pushed him away. I reached out to feel if he had a boner, and he did. So I said "Watch this.." and I switched gender and pulled mine out. He just looked stunned, and said "How did you DO that??" I said "Well, I'm lucid dreaming, so I can do whatever I want." So he asked "Well I'm dreaming too, how come I can't change my gender?" So I said, "Well, you have to be fully accepting of the fact that your real body is asleep, in bed, and this is all happening in our minds." Then it dawned on me "Oh duh... you're just a DC." He just scoffed at me and stomped of in a huff.

I guess that tiny spark of realization that this was MY dream and those people and the dude with the tongue were just DCs in MY dream, helped anchor my lucidity. Because then it hit me "I want to walk through the mirror again!" I had this all worked out in my mind from waking life: I was going to explain to those "DEILD Demons" that if they don't appear at MY discretion (vs. theirs), that I would track them and hunt them down via mirror portals. 4 knocks is the combination. If they wanted to discuss this with me now, they needed to be on the other side of the door when I opened it. If not, then I'm going in the mirror. I actually said all this quite loudly, in speech form, and my voice seemed to echo for miles. SO I opened the door, and there was a little old man standing there. I asked him if he had a message for me. He looked confused. Now I was pissed, because they completely ignored my request. So I was going to use the mirror in the bathroom, but I got distracted by a larger one on the wall. I took it off the wall for some reason, and was deliberating on where I wanted to put it. Why do I always deliberate over the mirrors before going through? So annoying. I finally set it down, and just as I was about to go it, I WOKE UP.

I think the demons did it. They're so going to get it.

DJ 17-08-12

Dream 1

We were in someone's garden and a man had a hose. Like a power jet washer thing and was spraying the garden. Apparently the hose was called the 'ace of spades club' and it smelt very bad.

Dream 2

I was walking round Drayton crescent. Then I was in my house in my bedroom and my mum was on the laptop. She was watching Tinie Tempah on YouTube. She was coming towards the end of the video then my nan came round. She sighed as she never got to see the end!

Dream 3

I was outside a block of flats and this women was doing a job in these flats. I said I would help her. I got my iPhone out. Opened up the dreamZ app and put it in my trousers. We went too like a reception for these flats. There was a phone and we had to ring every flat. I did so. As we walked out we could hear all the flats ringing. We walked up to a flat and knocked the door. A man looked out and we asked him about the job. I cannot remember after that!*

Dream 4

We were sitting in Mattys bedroom and he was sitting on his windowsill with his window wide open. We were talking and Matty said 'I best not sit here incase I fall out the window'. But he didn't move. We continued talking then he fell backwards. I ran to the window and it went in slow motion. Mattys face in mid air was hilarious. He was very scared. Then he smashed very hard off the bonnet. Time felt normal by then. He got up off the bonnet leaving a dent. Like in a cartoon. He held his back walked onto his doorstep saying stuff like 'ooooh that was painful.' I laughed, I couldn't help it. I walked downstairs with my brother and we walked out the front. Matty was sitting on the doorstep. We talked and I asked if it left a mark. He pointed at the bonnet and said yes. Next thing I know my mum an his mum are talking and I'm sitting with an extra long cigarette getting the sand out between the pavement on his drive. I then got it in my mouth an that's the last I remember.*
*
However we were then in like South Africa running away from a van. Me Matty, Jamie and my mum. It was called a bible van. It was catching up with us so I jumped on the windscreen. There was two men inside the van. I rolled over the van. They shouted 'You won't get past what's coming next!' I looked behind me it was a not so good Batmobile! I ran and ran but it easily caught up with me. So I jumped and next thing I'm stuck on like a parachute. All 4 of us above the vehicle. It took us very fast across the whole city. We were very high up like parasailing. They lowered us as we raced across this city. Then we were comin close to the sea and we lowered until BANG we hit the sea!*