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I am in someones car. He parks in front of someones house. I am on my laptop in the car. He parks in front of a tree, this blocks the sunlight from coming in my eyes. I say "Good parking"
The person I am with says "Like a pedophile he is going to get us". Some other person is walking to us. Both of them begin to go up to the house. I am lagging behind. I am trying to pack my laptop. I am also trying to change my clothes, the clothes I am wearing are dirty. This old lady throws out an old green tower on the ground. I say "Is that it" and the person I am with just repeats what I said. When I woke up the baldurs gate fighting theme was playing in my head.

I was having a normal dream in a truck driving down the street when i approaced a stop light and wondered howi got there. a lil black kid distracted me and asked me if id buy him beer as he hopped out of his truck and into the bed of my truck. he hunkered down and took cover as i proceeded down the hill. I realized i must be dreamen when the truck i was trying to drive was not letting me control it. i got out of the truck which had diminished itself to just whheels and a steering wheel and i looked at my hands and did a reality check. then iwas soo happy i was lucid that i did like a lil victory dance in the dream. my mom was at some party accross the street and she was like come over here and i told her to hold on , i tried to envision the tenchno dance music outside of myself but the dream soon faded

I was on the phone to my sister, who was asking me where I was. I could somehow see the room she was in, although only that she was next to a fish tank or maybe a terrarium. I said that I was at home and was confused, because I wasn't exactly anywhere out of the ordinary. Not pressing the point for much longer, she started introducing me to some person next to her for no clear reason, who I could barely see, but at that moment I'd thought she'd finished and put the phone down.

Then, I remember something about boats, floods in the streets, and an independent fragment about chimpanzees starting to get more intelligent and how they'd destroy themselves quickly if they were able to use weapons.

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Dead End Road - 2:06AM
Driving down same road as snow dream. Sudden dead end solider support troops concert in a pasture. Turn around pushing cart with TV*. TV keeps falling. some kid keeps begging to use my tv to play game. I carry TV and wife* carries xbox. I tell the kid, "I will punch you in face." I see him and his dad and appologize. Dad is smiling. I say, "I thought kid was much older." I feel ashamed of myself.

Hospital Crowd - 3:44AM - Attempted WILD
Lots of FAs. Hospital waiting for elevator. People crowd me. I want to change my mind and go another way. Lady put her purse in my wheelchair I was pushing. Have to wait. I feel crowded. I see Spenser. I push him and scream, "FUCK, PEOPLE! BACK OFF!" I decide I'm leaving. I go to get my wheelchair and see my empty sugar bag and my wheelchair is now a flat cardboard box.* I storm off pissed and go into a room. I see my wife sleeping. I think that I just woke up or something.* I feel really hot. I turn the air down. The room looks a little off but I don't notice. I think must have had a dream and try to DJ about the crowed hospital*. I see baseball videos vididly on my phone. It looks like the Astros. I see a name. Rodriguez. (Does he play for them?) I try to type it but its all messed up. There are characters on my keyboard that glow like strange symbols.* I stare at it confused. I can't see to focus on my typing.

EDIT: Well I'll be damned. I had no idea. It looks like him too! Rodriguez

My Dead Uncle - 4:37AM DEILD attempt - mantra "Remember Dreamsigns and Dreams"
I am back in the hospital. I have my son, Riley. Mom is holding him. I look back and see my niece, Elizabeth is way younger and really thin.* I feel half asleep and groggy. We sort of wonder around lost. We stumble into a room. I see my deceased Uncle Vernon*. Mom hands him Riley and says here's your grandson (WTF?). We are sitting at a folding table. There are 3 windows in front of me. I stare out the right side window and see a boney rib of a carcass of some long dead beast like a cow in the lawn.* I feel confused about this. I ponder why that would be there.
Mom interrupts my thoughts and asks, "Did you leave the window down quarter way?"
I am confused. I ask, "What? The House? Car? This room? WHAT?"
She laughs and sarcasticly says, "The north side of the dog house."
I keep seeing that carcass outside the window. I think on this again. I feel that there is something I am missing. There was something I wanted to remember. What is it. I must know. The sun starts blinding me from center window. Mom draws Curtains but the sun moves to the left one*. I stare again at the carcass in lawn wondering what it is I am trying to remember. I am on the verge of DILD when baby decides he wants a bottle and I wake up.


PISSED! 5:56AM DEILD attempt - mantra "Remember Dreamsigns and Dreams"
We are at Walmart and I round the corner to see my wife kissing some guy that looks like her ex boyfriend.* I get so pissed at her and start cussing and yelling. She starts acting just like my ex-wife and I lose it. I can't remember what was said but later we continue to shop because I really want to find a halloween costume. We walk and into a mall. I open a door and find a really dark and hot room. There is one light and a ton of button up shirts with vertical stripes. I look them over. I notice that there a lot of noise in here and I can't hear to yell at my wife. I say, "We are probably not supposed to be here."* I am still so pissed of and I want nothing to do with her.
We are getting in the car. My seat belt gets all effed up and wont work right. She tries to help me but I am so pissed that I push her hand away. I get out of the car and find some type of harness on me.* I rip it off and get in the car again. This time it works right. I try to drive out of the parking lot but I see a strange path and try to follow. I cross a bridge. Some adults yell at someone I can't see. I see them flip someone off. Then a little down I see some really young kids do the same. I think how bad that was but don't interfere.
I am now by myself on a 4-Wheeler.* I try to go up a really steep hill. I try to angle it but the 4-Wheeler rolls. I just off and land on my stomach at the bottom unhurt.* I get up and have to rock climb to the top. I have a strong hand and foot sensation here. At the top there is a couch and TV. I sit down. My ex-wife's brother is there and he sits next to me.* I try to ignore him but he excitedly holds out a large phone and says, "Hey you have to watch this funny video!"
BTW my wife would never do that and we never fight like that. That anger actually carried over into waking and I had to apologize for being hateful this morning. LOL.
There were so many dream signs last night I woke a little mad at myself for forgetting after putting so much effort into remembering.

Waking Day Journal, WBTB WILD, DEILD, Autosuggestion

Another old dream I forgot to record. This one was incredible and vivid. I'll do my best to describe it as I remember...
So I became lucid while dreaming I was in my house in the foyer. Facing my front door, I was excited to discovered what waited beyond. When I opened the door I gazed in utter awe at a gorgeous and vivid night sky. In the sky was a nebula-like image. It looked like a tree made of purple stars outlined with gold ones for the leaves. It was amazing- one of the most beautiful things I'd ever seen. I decided to enjoy the psychedelic ride as it became more nonsensical and magical. I soared over my neighborhood and watched all kinds of weird, imaginary creatures zip by me in all directions. I saw flying lizards and latched onto one to ride it. I rode the lizard forwards into the night and saw eagles fly over my neighbors' houses and giant dogs the size of a mall trample by. The scenery began changing as I soared on my light-green lizard, grasping its vividly scaly and wrinkly neck. I was in a restaurant now, flying throughout. The weird creatures continued to swarm around and eventually I met Neptune holding his shiny trident. We were going to engage in combat, but then I stopped him and said something along the lines of, "Wait- hold on. You know what's really frustrating? When you can't make your Ikran appear. You know what? Let's all just be friends. Why are we fighting?" And him and a bunch of people from school and myself walked on happily ever after. The end! Lol

3/10/12 I was in my previous house (Baigorria) but it was very changed. I was in the kitchen, very rare since most of my dreams in that house occur in the basement, and it was completely changed. It was a lot bigger, it had a lot of wood and everything i opened had food inside. The kitchen can be compared to the previous house of a friend (Martin in Ituzaingó). Anyways, in the kitchen i was alone, and i had a lot of animals. They were begging me to open the door of the courtyard, and i did. When i did i saw that a cat ate a kitten. The thing is that that particular cat wasnt mine, it was a new one, and secondly it surprised me that the cat was eating a kitten since the dog is usually the "hungry" one.

4/10/12 I was with my grand aunt, which is dead. She was about to go into an surgery and she had to choose the surgeons. There were three choises:

1. 2 medics and 1 nurse
2. 2 nurses and 1 medic (It was a better option but i cant remember, and in both cases it wasnt a nurse)
3. 3 engineers

So she chose option 1, and went to the room. However the doctors werent ready and the surgery was cancelled. She went back very mad at the decision table and the doctors told her not to eat cake. I saw her already too fat, and she refused to listen to the doctors. She thought that nothing was going to happen, but i saw that it was the end for her. She took the cake (which was half of a chocolate cake), and ate it all.

Then in another dream, i was in a train.

I lay down, wishing hard for lucidity.
Also, frustrated with life..

SO:

I was laying on a bridge.
I was tired, looking down at the scenery.
I was afraid to get up and walk
their was no gaurd rail..
But I was comfy
and I knew Id be safe if I just lay there..
Then a car came
And in it were a few old friends
and a stranger..
They offered me a ride..
I appear in the car,
buckle up
and realise the car is flying..

I think..
This.. is a dream!
Some blue sparks go off
I get really proud
"finally!" I think.
I try to put my finger through my hand..
As a little reality check I like..
It went through!
Felt funny :p
Then things started to fade..
I wanted to spin like I read about
But I was in a car..
So I rubbed my hands together
and thought..
2+2=4+4=8+8=16+16=32+32=64+64=128
Then I felt stable..
Sitting in a flying car,
i didnt know what to do...
So I turned to my old friend
and asked "do you represent anything?"
He says "I dont know.."
I didnt like that answer ><
So I asked the driver..
He didnt know either -.-
So I told them,
Im dreaming!
They didnt care.. ugh..
But then I heard someone call my name
I turned to look
But then I did it in real life..
I opened my eyes.
i thought..
Damn, ok, Ill try again..

So then:
I was typing on this website
in this dream journal
"My very first lucid dream"
all excitedly
then I amended "(after awhile)"
I went on to type about it
But then little video game characters kept destroying my words ><
I got annoyed
and trying to "win" and type faster than they could destroy.
They won v.v

The end

i had 1 more part before but I dont remmber
i was driving on my car then suddenlly i arrived to my old house and then i realized that im dreamming' i get into the car and I began to lose control' I was fright because they were many people around' for some reason i found my self in highway rode and i start to look on my car from above like in WRC game (in this point i lost my lucidity) i waked up in a second but it was cool

I had quite a vivid dream involving a ghost the morning of the 3rd. I first noticed it moving the kitchen faucet. The ghost would just interact with random objects at first, but as the dream progressed it became more violent--bending window blinds and trying to rip down decor and curtains.

This morning I was back in a school building. Hallways and bathrooms. Even school buses right before I woke.

Had a fun morning! After I got Chris off to school at 7:20am, I went back to bed. It was easily over an hour before I finally got to sleep. I wasn't asleep long i don't think before waking up briefly. I was pretty relaxed and drowsy and got the vibrations pretty quickly. I waited for what I can only assume is the allotted time before opening my eyes. When I did, of course the room looks pretty normal, so I'm always careful about getting out of bed at this point. I looked on Danny's side of the bed, and saw something strange just below his pillow. I picked it up, and it was a black and white dog collar that we do not own. So yay, good enough for me! I got up, and left the bedroom. (If I remember next time, I'm going to just phase through a wall or window, and skip all this going through the house stuff. It takes up too much time and there are often too many distracting oddities). I thought about doing the trick-o-treat TOTM again. So on my way out I saw Danny in the livingroom, and to avoid a distracting confrontation, I just said, without even making eye-contact "Gotta go outside for a bit baby" and went out the front door. But when I did, I magically came IN to the house from the back door lol. I was a little worried that I might have a problem with this. But I just marched through the house, went out the front door and this time I was in the front yard. And it was night, perfect! I went straight to the house across the street and knocked on the door. A lady opened the door, looked a bit like my neighbor, and I said "Trick-o-treat! Does a DreamViews member live here?" She didn't answer me so I just barged inside. I saw a couple other people, and I said "Are any of y'all DV members?" They all said no, but one of them pointed to a room around the corner and said "He is. He's Greg LastNameUndisclosed" I said "I know him, that's Oneironaut Zero!!" So I ran around the corner, and sitting on the edge of the fireplace hearth was a very sick looking African-American man. Didn't look like O at all really, but I said "Greg?" and he said "Yeah?" I got real close to him, he was wearing a really nice yellow button up shirt, and I asked him if he was ok because he looked sick. I can't remember his answer. Anyway, I left because I wanted to try more houses! I skipped a couple houses down, and knocked on the door and said "Trick-o-treat" when a lady answered. She started to actually give me some candy but I said I don't want it, and asked if anyone from DV lived here. She pointed to a 17-year-old African-American girl sitting on the couch. She said her DV name was 'Trice (like short for Patrice). So I told her I'm so looking that up on DV when I wake up. Then I woke up.

I got vibrations again almost right away, and when I opened my dream eyes, I did it real slowly and I could just make out an odd blue crate on top of the covers. Thanks again subC . So I got out of bed, and I noticed a door in the bedroom which leads outside, but doesn't exist in real life. So I went out the door, and it led me to a balcony. When I looked down, I saw that I was impossibly high up. When I saw the ground, it looked miles away, like it does when you look out of an airplane window. So then I looked up, and GUESS WHAT?! I was in that beautiful multicolored villa from a couple weeks ago, the one I was trying to get to!! I couldn't believe it. I looked around, there should have been a silver palace to my left, but I couldn't see it, plus there were some clouds obscuring my view in that direction. I looked to my right and there was the city, several really huge, shiny skyscrapers. I was ecstatic. I looked up again so I could admire the beautiful building I was visiting, then I woke up. To bad I wasn't there longer, I might have remembered that Wonka-style elevator and gone for a ride haha!

Had a dream last night, and attempted to recall it, and this is what was written on my phone.

1) Out at mine people meeting swam! Stole my fagMartin chocolate spread Clo so funn. (sic)

Yeh. Hahahahah! The only bit I actually remember was being sat outside on my patio with some friends in fairly nice sunny weather with a bit of cloud.

Remember being at some sort of study group. I had a big calculus test coming up which I was not prepared for. I really didnt want to be there studying. A person who reminded me of the Dean from community came down and asked who wanted to play some ball. I stuck my hand right up and said me! I do! There was a ball tournament going on up stairs above where I was. I went up there. I went up naked because for some reason I assumed there wouldnt be anyone up there and there would be a costume for me to change into. I was wrong. The room was rectangular with to long gray fold down tables on either side of what seemed to be a central ailse created by the space between the tables. I sat down at the table in the back right corner. People where like what the fuck when the saw me. I was really embarassed as I walked over but I just sat down naked. Now I was magically wearing a shirt. It covered my crotch which satisfied me. When I sat down someone said your not wearing pants? I said I thought there would be a costume up there for me. I lifted up my leg to show I was not wearing pants, only now I was! This confused me (next time I am confused by an experience I will do a thorough reality check!). I looked over and Des was next to me. He wasnt wearing any pants only a shirt in the same manner I had been. I asked if he gave me his jeans and he didnt really say anything because he was too proud but I knew he did. The jeans I was wearing wernt like any pair I now own. They were a nice slimmer but no too tight of a fit with a dark colour. There were a few waitresses at the table from Kelly Os. Cass, Tina, and a couple who were just DCs or I cant remember, and Kristina V and Katty H. They said they had all liked me at one point. I said I had done good that summer. Jordan Williams was there too once the game got closer to starting. Someone asked me If I wanted to ref or some other special position and I said sure. A bunch of us walked down the central aisle and went just outside (the room was no longer a second floor of something, there was only a small amount of steps leading down to grass and no roof over the game area). Me and jordan just went and smoked a jay. Everyone else was doing cocaine and I didnt want to. Jordan said he had some E so we went to the very back near where out tables were. It was to the left side in a little crawl space area that we had to climb on some crates and stuff and break into with force. We took some green Xbox's with some water. I was now driving across town back to the game area from about 7/11 in jordans car alone. I was listening to the best electronic music I had ever heard, it was very sweet and had lots of clean vocals in it. I was back at the game area now and told jordan how awesome the music was and asked who it was and never got an answer. The position I had accepted was awesome. I tied myself to a baloon and floated and flew around above the game and watched it be played. I could control the direction I floated in and wether I went up or down. I wasnt supposed to spin though but I couldnt resist and did it after awhile. It was very dizzying. There was twice when the baloon popped and I still just gently floated down to the ground. I was probably 20 or 30 feet in the air, maybe more at times. After I did the spin I just wanted to play the game. I went down and someone else took my position. The game wasnt any sort of ball like they had said earlier. It was a capture the flag type game with ribbons that you would try to bring back to your table. Our team was red I think. There was like 4 or 5 tables. Ours was still the back corner one. Me and jordan wanted to take me E (I instigated it though) and we struggled back up to the same spot as before. There was a manager type guy behind us (I was thinkning kelly os ball tourney) and I didnt know him. He said something to me and I had a pill in my mouth. I just fell down and took a sip of water and answered him. I went to play the game. I grabbed a ribbon from the table 2 ahead of mine and did an action roll to try to evade being tagged but it didnt work. One mamager said I was posing him problems, saying I was good. *I played guitar within an hour of going to sleep*

Remember being at some sort of study group. I had a big calculus test coming up which I was not prepared for. I really didnt want to be there studying. A person who reminded me of the Dean from community came down and asked who wanted to play some ball. I stuck my hand right up and said me! I do! There was a ball tournament going on up stairs above where I was. I went up there. I went up naked because for some reason I assumed there wouldnt be anyone up there and there would be a costume for me to change into. I was wrong. The room was rectangular with to long gray fold down tables on either side of what seemed to be a central ailse created by the space between the tables. I sat down at the table in the back right corner. People where like what the fuck when the saw me. I was really embarassed as I walked over but I just sat down naked. Now I was magically wearing a shirt. It covered my crotch which satisfied me. When I sat down someone said your not wearing pants? I said I thought there would be a costume up there for me. I lifted up my leg to show I was not wearing pants, only now I was! This confused me (next time I am confused by an experience I will do a thorough reality check!). I looked over and Des was next to me. He wasnt wearing any pants only a shirt in the same manner I had been. I asked if he gave me his jeans and he didnt really say anything because he was too proud but I knew he did. The jeans I was wearing wernt like any pair I now own. They were a nice slimmer but no too tight of a fit with a dark colour. There were a few waitresses at the table from Kelly Os. Cass, Tina, and a couple who were just DCs or I cant remember, and Kristina V and Katty H. They said they had all liked me at one point. I said I had done good that summer. Jordan Williams was there too once the game got closer to starting. Someone asked me If I wanted to ref or some other special position and I said sure. A bunch of us walked down the central aisle and went just outside (the room was no longer a second floor of something, there was only a small amount of steps leading down to grass and no roof over the game area). Me and jordan just went and smoked a jay. Everyone else was doing cocaine and I didnt want to. Jordan said he had some E so we went to the very back near where out tables were. It was to the left side in a little crawl space area that we had to climb on some crates and stuff and break into with force. We took some green Xbox's with some water. I was now driving across town back to the game area from about 7/11 in jordans car alone. I was listening to the best electronic music I had ever heard, it was very sweet and had lots of clean vocals in it. I was back at the game area now and told jordan how awesome the music was and asked who it was and never got an answer. The position I had accepted was awesome. I tied myself to a baloon and floated and flew around above the game and watched it be played. I could control the direction I floated in and wether I went up or down. I wasnt supposed to spin though but I couldnt resist and did it after awhile. It was very dizzying. There was twice when the baloon popped and I still just gently floated down to the ground. I was probably 20 or 30 feet in the air, maybe more at times. After I did the spin I just wanted to play the game. I went down and someone else took my position. The game wasnt any sort of ball like they had said earlier. It was a capture the flag type game with ribbons that you would try to bring back to your table. Our team was red I think. There was like 4 or 5 tables. Ours was still the back corner one. Me and jordan wanted to take me E (I instigated it though) and we struggled back up to the same spot as before. There was a manager type guy behind us (I was thinkning kelly os ball tourney) and I didnt know him. He said something to me and I had a pill in my mouth. I just fell down and took a sip of water and answered him. I went to play the game. I grabbed a ribbon from the table 2 ahead of mine and did an action roll to try to evade being tagged but it didnt work. One mamager said I was posing him problems, saying I was good. *I played guitar within an hour of going to sleep*

This was a bad, and scary dream... I was walking through some sort of mansion or castle or something, like a big house. I was running from something and I ran and hid in a room, but could still see into the hallway. A door then opened in the hall that I could see, and about 5-7 people came out into the hallway. They all had weapons, and seemed evil. But they also seemed kinda stupid because they didn't even bother to look into the room that I was in. One eventually did. A woman, who I guess kind of looked like my mom. I remember being back up against a section of the wall that had a window on it where I was, and the woman hit me with something that was a long piece of cylindrical wood with multiple and long sharp spikes coming out of 2 sides of it. I got hit in the left side of my neck with it hard, and didn't feel pain exactly, but I "felt" it. It felt like I was dying a few seconds after I was hit, and that the dream would end. But it didn't, and I came back to life. This happened multiple times before I started to realize I was invincible. Even so, after every time I was hit, I got that "dying" feeling. Then she got a bit of an attitude and stuck the weapon in the left side of my neck and jammed some other sharp object in the other side of my neck. I didn't die after that either. In fact, I actually escaped and ran down the hallway and then the dream ended.

This was a bad dream and all, but it was definitely interesting.

I rate this bad dream 4/5 awesome dances.

This was a Task of the Month attempt and my first lucid in several days. This was a fun dream and it was exciting to be back in the saddle.

Color legend: Non-dream Dream Lucid

Lucid #19: The (Headless) Man in the Mirror

I'm in an office kitchen and I happen to run into L, an old friend from high school that I barely ever see. I ask how married life has been and whether anything exciting is going on with her. She reveals that she's expecting and is "3 weeks along". I remark that I couldn't tell (duh) but she doesn't respond.

Assuming she didn't hear me, I repeat what I just said, only to realize that she has vanished. A young woman taps me on the shoulder and says, "Are you okay? You look like you're talking to someone but there's nobody there." Immediately lucid, I nod to her. "Thanks. Everything's fine. I'm dreaming." She seems to accept this, walking away. My mind is immediately on the Task of the Month and I walk through the nearest doorway.

I wind up in a large classroom that looks like it might be for first- or second-graders. Daylight streams in from a large window on the far side of the room. I'm the only person in the room and there's a pumpkin in the middle of every short little table. Yes, conditions are perfect for removing my own head.

I walk around the room, thinking of mirrors, expecting to see one around every corner. Finally one of those odd, distorting fish-eye mirrors appears but I figure it'll be fine. I check my reflection and I'm wearing extremely thick black glasses and a purple tank top. My hair looks all 90s and hair-sprayed. I decide not to get too attached to this new look as I shall be ridding myself of this head shortly.

I begin to think about how all my life I have had the head of a Lego man, attached to my neck by nothing but a short knob. I place both hands under my jaw. Even though I can feel my hands on my face, my reflection's hands are a few inches away. I go ahead anyway, smoothly pushing up, and my head pops right off, just like a Lego piece. There's no blood and no pain. All of this feels perfectly natural.

I need to find a pumpkin now so I unceremoniously chuck my head onto the floor. It makes a sound like a softball as it lands. I grab a nearby pumpkin and see that it's already carved like a jack-o-lantern. I wonder whether this is a violation of the rules that I'm supposed to carve it. I decide that once I put it on I'll add features. (Maybe a mustache?) I return to the mirror to complete the procedure but find that my original head has grown back. I feel a flash of surprise and the mirror disappears.

I start looking around the class for more mirrors. One pops up but vanishes as soon as I try to look into it. I grumble about this and my voice suddenly sounds like the growl of an old man. I find a third mirror. When I look into it, Walter White from "Breaking Bad" is staring back at me. He (is this me or someone else??) is wearing the trademark Heisenberg pork pie hat and dark glasses. The dream fades and I'm awake.