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-First lucid fragment? I realize I am dreaming on a beach and proceed to touch a palm and spin a little to stabilize it. It works, but is not very effective. I look at my hands, and shortly after that the dream collapses. It was no more than a few seconds. Wai. Is this the way it works for first lucids more often? PM me please!
-Watching a TV show where a big pterodactylus throws a little rhino onto a smaller pterodactylus that was laying on the ground.
-A girl strokes my leg. Then I kicked her. What.
-I am in the testing room from the Incredibles movie. It faded to black, so I probably died.

Loooooads of dreams I had a few days ago, since I haven't been doing this for long.
Let's go!

UNSORTED DREAMS (NON-LUCID)
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I end up in some sort of Borderlands 2. I got there through playing my friend's PSVita, which he was using in a random pool.
For some reason I like his Vita better than someone else's. A dude named Aaron sells the guns. He doesn't mind if I go into the weapon storage and get some myself. I also get some free guns (including a bright yellow dartgun) from someone that awfully looked like one of my friends... Although I am sort of 'in' the Vita, I can use its buttons to modify someone's body. I make his eyes super thin but really big. Some tall dude chases me with a halberd after that. It's easy to dodge his strikes because he only gives little swipes sideways. I run back to Aaron's weapon storage.
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I find myself in an African village with wooden huts in a desert. There is a small town nearby, but here there is a war raging on with little people in bright clothes that identify the teams they belong to. I help the yellow side using my bow and arrows (I am way more skilled there than I am in real life haha). One of my people walks up to the tall leader of the other side, but gets killed by his machete. I somehow saw this coming but did nothing to prevent it. People start to panic and fight again while I dash away past a small wooden hut. I end up on a trail heading up a mountain where a mighty building stands. Beneath me is the bigger town. I try to blend in as a well-dressed woman hurries down the trail. There are nuggets of gold on the path. I walk up and find there's a natural wall of stone separating the building from the city. Then I woke up.
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We discover a baby in my sporting bag and call him Geert. (Dutch name) Frankly, he grows up while I remain the same age.
Later on, we start ice-skating in a field with a few ice-tracks that look like car trails. (That dream was really weird.)
Continuation after sleep:
Geert is gone, dunno where. There is a miss Universe thing going on in the same village, near the lake. My candidate likes to brag but has two wings (which she doesn't even use) and can breathe underwater. The other is a normal girl that quickly realizes she is going to lose. The third has four wings and is really quiet, but a dangerous competitor. They participate in swimming events etc. I do not know the outcome.
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I am in a room in a nearby youth center, which is made out of two circular rooms which can be divided by folding and closing the (now open) wall in the middle. Me and a random friend have a weird version of a stuffed toy I used to love when I was younger. The two other random people also have a toy and we are trying to get the two into contact. (Why I do not know.) After a while we take out a removeable part from his head and throw it against theirs. The security guard does not want us to achieve this for some reason.
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UNSORTED SCRAPS
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I am running through my house, there's a doll hanging on the wall. I am afraid for no reason and waiting to open the door for my mother and my sister's girlfriend.
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I am in Minecraft, and there are craploads of mods. I find secret chests on the server and with some random companions I rob them. Just before the ban hammer strikes down I log out. Sadly, when I log back in I am still getting banned.
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"Eating grass in someone's backyard."
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I was just doing my paper round with gloves.
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I am arguing with the personification of two DV admins over whether my posts are useful or not after I had changed my usertitle.
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Fighting with some tanks from Command 'n Conquer, but now in first person instead of bird's eye.
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I am watching a broadcast about a police chase on the highway.
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Reading 9GAG which contained only NSFW posts.
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A random movie star kissing with Emily from that show my little sister always watches.
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Dreaming about writing in my dream journal. Then I woke up and put the dream journal dream in my dream journal.
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I cause a crash indirectly with my bicycle. The setting: That town from the Eddie Murphy movie about a fun-fair named Wonderworld.
I have to go to jail for one day. :o

Didn't sleep very well last night. No dream recall.

It's the first this year and also the first in a long time
I was playing this game I used to have when I was younger, where you have to win all the races. It's a racing car game, and it didn't take me very long to win all the levels in my car. Then there was a boss level, which I wasn't expecting. We were in some woods, and the boss said that his only weakness was invisibility, so we had to become invisible to defeat him. I invited my friend Josie round to help me, and we went to a shed that wasn't too far away to make the invisible car. I was trying to remember from physics lessons how to make something invisible (of course we didn't actually learn how to make something invisible, silly dream xD) and I couldn't remember. Then this guy came out with something about not being invisible, and just making explosions. At that moment all around the shed and everywhere else in the woods there were giant explosions and fireworks, and the boss and his minions found us.
So what was left to do but run away? It was quite cool, there seemed to be some small paths emerging, and we all took different routes. Nobody was following me but I carried on anyway. There were wooden planks to walk along now, and behind this really thick tree I could see a merry go round. I thought, 'oh hey, isn't that where I was going to meet DJ when I become lucid?' and then I realised I was lucid
I still wasn't being followed so I pinched my nose and sure enough, I was dreaming. I jumped up the ramp to the merry go round, and DJPatch was there. I shouted for lmrhone (sorry if I spelled it wrong ) by shouting 'LEMUR!' (ahaha I'm gonna call you Lemur ) and he also came up to the platform. DJPatch was dressed in a giant yellow coat and orange trousers, he looked like he worked at the fair. lmrhone looked like he belonged in the army, dressed totally in camoflague. I was still lucid, but I remembered that I had to go get my cake out of the oven (no Feli nooo) so I teleported to my kitchen, and I pulled out a perfectly cooked cake. Then I stopped being lucid and ate it so I guess that doesn't count as eat something. Either way, it'd be over the limit and count for nothing in the competition. The dream ended about there too.

I am out on an isalnd with my chemistry class. We are walking along a feild of what appear to be, pumpkin sized strawberries. I pick one up, and examine it. It appears to be... a giant... strawberry. I take a bite out of it. It tastes good. *end of dream*

Bedtime: 00:30
First wakeup (alarm): 05:00 (w. fragment)
Final wakeup (alarm): 07:30

Supplements: none


mIRC AP (fragment)
I was on the #unlimitedboundaries channel, from a guy who owns astralpulse forums, the first forum I joined back in Mars 2011 when I started to read more about lucid dreaming, astral projection and out of body experiences.
However, my girlfriend really wanted to join the chat, even though she never been interested in lucid dreaming.
I was quite un-sure about she joining the chat, but I said alright and helped her out to connect as she had problems with doing so.
She choosed the username Sirius, which there is already a guy named on that channel actually, I told her she should use another username because the other people may believe that she is the Sirius guy who use to be on the channel.
Then suddenly my gf started to advertise something, a website and products or something that's mostly directed to girls and womans. She also wrote in Swedish and not English.


And that's what I could recall.

18.01.2013

Wife's school (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Wife was going to class and for some reason, I was going with her.

On our way, we met with some of her old childhood friends, and she was very excited about it.

This dream happened during day and they were talking in a weird language.

Once we went to class, she was sitting all the time with a classmate, ignoring both me and her childhood friends. We needed to go to a different class. I needed to do some sort of videogame test to get from one class to another. It was a third person dream here.

When I got to the new class, there were computers and lots of people. She was sitting in a red couch with someone, and she was upset for some reason.

I started off having some kind of anxiety dream about being late for school or something. When I arrived at school, I knew something was fishy about the situation because this has been such a common dream for me.
I do a nose-plug reality check, and find out I can breathe. I do it again, and confirm that I am, in fact dreaming. At this point, I was in my high school's parking lot and it was very foggy. (Not in that the dream itself was unstable, but the area was realistically foggy)
I began to go about my business. I tried to stabilize, and I yelled out "I'm lucid dreaming!"
A dream character turned around. "Oh, No you dont!" He yelled as he ran at me. He was a pale and thin man, quite a bit taller than me in a black leather coat. He had short black hair.
He tried to punch me, but (being lucid) I kicked him in the chest and sent him flying back several feet. He pulled out a knife and ran towards me again. He tried to stab me in the left shoulder, but the knife broke when it hit me.
Another dream character showed up, quite a bit younger with dirty blonde hair in a sort of bowl cut. I just stood there to see what they would do. The black haired man took out a handgun and started shooting at me. I looked down in front of me and saw the bullets hitting my body and falling on the pavement.
The blonde man opened the trunk of a red car and took out an assault rifle, something like an AK-47 or something. He handed it to the black haired man. "Here! Try this!"
Sure enough he started shooting me. The bullets were just falling on the ground and I was confident these DCs would just give up eventually. I didn't realize that I was losing stability.
The Blonde man reached into the trunk again and took out an RPG. He handed it off to the black-haired man who shot it at me. I held up my hand and sort of caught the blast in my palm, deflecting the explosion away from me.
I woke up.

Sort of sucks that I just stood there. But at the same time, funny to see DCs fail at killing me.

I am on a slide and it has just rained so it is slippery, which makes slides more fun. As I was sliding down this red slide, it curved and somehow i flew off the curve and went off a great distance. I try to grab on to something but end up falling onto the ground. I get up and I am fine. There is this kid on the swing set hypnotizing another kid. I try to slap him out of it but the hypnotizer says I must beat him at a swing challenge. I get on the swing and he gets on the other swing. A reality shift occured. The swing became much larger and much higher off the ground. The swings swung at each other instead of with each other. Each time we swung past each other we tried to knock the other off the swing. I hit him causing him to fall but he hung on to the swing, prolonging the challenge.

I knock him off for good and I win. The dream changes again. It is dark but I am still at a playground. I am with some guys that seem to be friends. A man started to come after us and I went down the slide and started to run, I hear gun shots go off and my friends fall to their feet. Then I get shot and the dream changes again. I am on a train this time. There is this man with a strange blue line on his back he says it's "bread" and one of the passengers say "Everything is made of bread" I then go on and ramble on how everything is made of atoms. I believe my exact words were. "Atoms are the building blocks of all matter, how you put them together determins what it becomes. There is saying that everything is made of energy and energy is..whoops, I meant to say that matter is just condensed energy" they tell me that "the point of this is just stupid"

I wake up after this.

I am in this strange house all disoriented, go around walking and do a RC… alright this is a dream but why can’t I remember other dreams? Try to sit down and meditate it or scan back but there is nothing, I can remember events from the past so wasn’t killed either, how strange.

Try to walk but it is difficult, fly over to the other side of the house and find myself in a Chinese-like town, except everything is the wrong color and there is a weird style I can’t quite pinpoint, the dream starts to fade and I use scan again to check the edges. Stupid Nathan made an anti-dream seal… it doesn’t helps I am sick as hell and can’t sleep properly.

Back to sleep.

Watching a Kung Fu Panda movie, RC but gravity is stable and like normal everything else fails. I question whether what Nathan did will last for long or what, sleeping 3 hours I should remember at least 4 dreams not 1… ah this is a new movie? Apparently just a special chapter from the TV program they did based on the movie, how boring.

Also question if my dreams are non-existent because of lucidity, the dream seemed stable until I became lucid and then how I hate that guy. I am trying to be nice to him and he pays me with this kind of thing? Will be mad tonight…

Probably the absolute most craziest dream I've ever had in my life: It's been awhile since I wrote an entry in my journal. I just had a dream that I went to my uncle's house to meet my fortune telling aunt. But we randomly had to go to a church. When we went outside of the house, my mom was taking down a basketball goal with something, i forgot what it was. There was also a "Twitter" logo on the ground (the website). So my dream teleports me to this church where apparently a bunch of political campaigns are being run. There is a whole lot of mudslinging and a lot of horrible things being said. Then my aunt comes to me with a phone that looks like it was made in the 90's. I take it from her and listen. I could hardly make out a word the woman said. Just the , this group of mudslingers comes up to my car and yells "Michaels is a <racial slur>, vote for some the other guy." I then yell at my dad to drive forward a little because we were in a car. When we got up there I got yelled at over the phone for not listening to her speak. So then, theres these weird things that i noticed in the sky that seemed to look like moons, they were blocked by the atmosphere kinda like how the moon looks when you see it during the day, there was two of them. Then the brightness of the light outside gets nuked, it would be like going from noon to close to sunset instantly. My dad says "oh its just an extraterrestrial phenomenon." Then I look up at the sun, its slowly burning out. "Yep, i guess the sun is burning out." My dad said calm as ever. I woke up.

I learned my lesson to never take Robitussin before bed. Lol

Yesterday (17th January) I'd 2 fragments, forgot to write them up that day, so doing it now.


Bedtime: 23:00
Wakeup(alarm): 06:10

Food stores stockroom (FRAGMENT)
Me and a school class hided in a stockroom/warehouse at a food store.
There was no meaning, we only seemed to do it for fun.


Sims girl (FRAGMENT)
A girl on The sims social Facebook game told me she was interested in me and wanted me.



That's it.
Now I'm alone in my gf's flat/apartment for about 1 whole week (atleast what's planned so far). Therefor, I may try out meditation, WILD, WBTB and stuffs that can be great if being alone to avoid being disturbed and to avoid disturbing others.

I might try WILD on Sunday daytime, because that's last day I can be here alone at daytime. Tomorrow Saturday, I will go to my sisters exam. And from monday - friday, I will be working 9am to 3pm.

Sleep – 9:53pm
Wake up – 2:20am
Finial wake up – 6:30am
WBTB – 3:25am-4:00am

WILD attempt

I failed. Got to the stage where I couldn’t feel my body and shapes started to appear but I can’t hold that feeling for long and it soon disappears.

Dream
The world was ending soon. It was going to explode in a couple of weeks. Me and about 20 other people started to build a spaceship to escape. It didn’t take us long to build a spaceship that flew. It was completely round with a few windows. I was chosen to test fly it. I took off fine and flew around for a bit. Everything went well. When trying to land it I crashed it into the floor quite hard. It took us a while to repair it. We got it to work again.

(Did some SSILD that night, as I hoped it may help me fall asleep)

Dream 1:

As I listen to the buzzing sound ringing in my ears, I notice it's getting progressively louder, until I realise I am no longer in my bedroom, but surrounded by buildings and people, the sun is brightly shining down and I have to shield my eyes from its blinding rays. A man I had never met before runs past me. For some reason, I particularly recall his brown leather jacket, feeling a very strong urge to reach out and touch it. I hear my mother exclaim she thought he was very attractive, and turn to see her walking beside me. I have no idea how long she had been there, but I proceed to argue with her, saying that he was the most unattractive man I had ever seen.

Dream 2:

I am running frantically through a thick forest, very aware of the sound my footsteps were making against the ground, and how hurried my breathing is. Little by little, I come to realise that I am not alone, four others are running in the same general direction as I am. Feeling scared and panicking, I quickly realise that I am running away from something. We come across four strangers on very graceful animals, which seem to be a cross between horses and dragons. We beg them to let us ride with them. After some deliberation they agree, and we mount them. I was sitting in front of the rider, on a deep brown animal. I heard the sound of a gun being shot, and simultaneously felt the bullet slice through the air, inches away from my face. I urge the rider to make the animal go faster, before turning around to see around five young men behind us, chasing after us on bikes. Suddenly, we seem to have left the forest and are riding through old barns and stables as well as abandoned houses. I have to lookout for obstructions and warn the rider if I see any. Eventually, we are unable to get anywhere by horse/dragon, and so are forced to walk. The chasers also abandoned their bikes and I can hear them running behind us, rapidly getting closer. In my hurry I trip up some long white, spiraling stairs, convinced that soon I was going to get shot. The fear is so intense I start feeling very sick. Nevertheless I keep going, and eventually emerge onto a very big, white roof. Surrounding it were various other buildings, but this one was by far had the biggest surface. What hit me was how vibrant the colours were. Bright blues and whites, deep, dark reds and bright greens. The four others in what I now knew was my clan, emerge onto the rooftop too. I frantically look for somewhere to hide. Seeing a door, I waste no time in going in, and find myself in a young couple's kitchen. A member of the clan follows me in, and hides just behind the door. I beg the couple not to give our positions away. They agree, and kept quiet as one of the chasers barge in. The man who had hidden behind the door took the opportunity to run out. I had hidden next to the fridge, and was wishing I could somehow flatten myself into the wall. Holding my breath, I silently pray that he won't find me. My heart sinks as he steps out in front of me, holding a gun to my forehead. I feel the blood drain from my face as I recognise his. He and I had been lovers previously, but something (I have no idea what) had forced us to split. (Ironically, he was also the man who had ran past me, with the leather jacket, from the previous dream.) After kissing me quickly, Jake (as I had apparently known him as before) walks out. I take a few seconds to catch my breath, before running out after him. The scenery had changed; suddenly I found myself in a big loft. I notice that the walls are made of wood. I look for Jake, asking anyone there if they had seen him. The chasers are still here, but it seems that my clan and them had managed to come to a truce. After searching frantically, I realise that he has left, and that I was most likely never going to see him again. I sink to the ground, screaming his name and sobbing. The pain and loss I felt was unbearable. I don't think I have ever felt like that in real life.

I don't often experience such strong feelings in my dreams, so when I do, it takes me by surprise and leaves me a little breathless lol!

LUCID
*Lama Dorjee takes me to sukhavati!
I become lucid using wbtb/mild. I realize I am dreaming standing the kitchen making popcorn. I proceeded walking outside calmly so that I won't wake up. My goal was to meet up with my Guru and ask to be taken to sukhavati. I tried opening one of the apartment doors on the second floor expecting him to be therer but he wasn't. The apartment appeared dark and spooky. I made it to gound level and notice this blue suv pulling into the parking lot. I knew this had to be Lama dorjee and then he got out of the car looked at me without moving for a moment. I started to laugh because I was so amazing how real this was. I helped him take all bags out of the car and while doing so I asked him can you take me to sukhavati. Then he responded let's go! We started to fly up and dissolve into white space. I rested in the white space for a while with out waking up.

*Deity yoga in CVS.
I realized I was dreaming while being in this CVS. This blonde girl with beautiful blue caught my attention. I thought about sex but didn't wanna get distracted from my goal. I stood in the middle in the of CVS and started to float in the lotus posture. Lucky I was in front of a window so I could actually see my self transform. One of the people in CVS commented, can he actually do that! I transformed fully into chenrezik and by this time CVS was gone and I was not floating on a actual lotus over a clear pure blue ocean. I felt that I was entering another dimension and started to experience fear for some reason. (According to the teaching it's not good to tell your experiences but no one knows who I am so I think it will be ok, hopefully this will bring inspiration to others who practice dream yoga under a qualified teacher.)