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I am walking in a valley, mountains surround me when I realise I am dreaming - so I walk to the nearest wall. I call for my dreamguide

'Laz!' where is he?

'LAZ!?!?' I shout louder - still no sign of him. Looks like I'm gonna have to do this myself. I start to chant the word 'moon' saying it over and over and start to form a portal - but it burns out. Damn it! I try again - tiny orange sparks come from my finger tips , 'MOON' I shout - but it burns out again. This will not do. I start to really shout it now 'MOON, MOON, MOON' over and over, forcing a portal to open in front of me, large orange electricity shoot from my finger tips - I have an opening, it starts to close already so I jump in - but everything is fading already, I try to fight it - I see the surface of the moon, the tower - I think I can see the tower - but it just burns out and I wake.

I am getting closer - I will not give up

I was in some team and we were planning assault operation of some kind.

5/4/2013

Dreamed a woman and a man were dancing at some party...all of a sudden the female had the dance spotlight on her and she started dancing and doing all of these weird moves like she was in a dance competition. Everyone started to cheer her on as she did all the latest dance moves. The more pumped the crowd got, the harder she danced. She twisted her body into all kinds of shapes, jerked and spun around rocking out to the melody. At one point, she spun around so rapidly, her spiritual body double spun right out of her physical body and landed right in front of me ! The 'dancing-spiritual' body double was still in a full spinning rotation as the 'real' lady just kept on dancing. Even after the music had slowed down and the real lady and slowed down her dancing, her dancing spiritual double was still in front of me spinning away like a 'toy top'...then I woke up.


Question to myself: Why didn't I see this as a sign (the woman's body double) and do a reality check and become lucid ???

5/3/2013

Dreamed there were two woman and each one of them had a problem with the other. Several people had gathered to hear them sing and they were feuding and they asked me if I would not mind hearing them sing to determine who was the best. I told them that I would only judge the competition if they let me choose the song and they agreed that this would be alright. I told them they must sing a duet song together. They didn't want to, but they knew they had to since they already had agreed. I chose the song (can't remember what song it was) and they began to sing. By the end of the song, they could not remember why they were feuding in the first place :bravo:.

From 5/2/2013

Dreamed I was with a friend going on a trip on a huge boat made of sand. My friend could drive this boat everywhere in the city (water was not a requirement!) and he felt that he could also park his boat anywhere. We made it to the beach and all of us were in a happy mood. We sang songs with the radio all the way to the beach. We parked our boat to get some lunch, but when the waitress brought us our lunch, the lunch was made of sand also. As we ate our lunch made of sand, the place where we had parked was causing a problem and the owners of the parking lot (or restaurant) wanted us to move our sand boat...so we left .

Question to self: You know a boat can not sail on water made of out of sand, so this could have been your dream sign !

After a month of not having a proper lucid dream I was so relieved last night to finally have one!

I don't recall much about the beginning of the dream. I just remember being in a car with my mum and her two friends Tina and Jo. We were driving around my old neighborhood and Tina had an envelope on her knee. If I remember correctly Jo was driving the car and she pulled up and told Tina to go around the corner and post the letter. Tina did but it turns out she put the letter through the wrong door and an argument broke out. I sat there really confused. Why was I in a car with my mum and her friends? What was the letter? Why did Tina post it and not Jo and what the hell were they arguing about? That's when it hit me. This has to be a dream. I don't remember actually getting out of the car. I just remember being stood next to it whilst the argument continued. I walked along and remembered I wanted to speak to Scott (he's a hallucination/voice/guy that lives in my head/ whatever you wanna call it from waking life). I turned a corner and he was sat on my old neighbors doorstep. He got up and we walked down the street. I asked him what I should do about my future and he just said "do what makes you happy".
I was a bit annoyed at that answer as I was hoping for a deeper, more meaningful response. I was hoping he could map out my future for me, heh. Then everything went grey, an indication that I'm gonna wake up. I start to rub my hands together. My sight has gone but I can still hear and the friction and the heat from my hands keeps me grounded but I'm still stuck in the grey. I hear Scott say hold on. Suddenly he grabs my wrist and within a few seconds I'm back in the dream. I was surprised at how strong his grip was.
When I got my sight back we were somewhere else. It was night time and I was on some kind of dock. Across the water I could see a city. Scott told me to fly to it. I have a phobia of water so I really didn't like the idea of having to fly but I jumped off the railing and fired out energy from my hands to propel myself.

Now my method of flying seems different to a lot of people's. I can't simply jump and go into superman mode. My brain tries to figure out how it is that I'm actually flying. If I just try to jump and take off I end up doing a hulk style extended jump. Instead I have to have my hands usually pointing down and fire some kind of energy or air or whatever to propel myself. I can usually stay in the air for a while with this and if I fall I just propel myself again before I hit the ground.

I managed to cross the water fine. My senses had started to fail slightly at this point as there was no real sensation of flying. At one point I started to panic about the water and sure enough I started to fall towards it but when I hit it I just bounced straight back up. Once I got into the city I started to lose my lucidity even further. There was some kind of street party going on and I tried to find Scott but as soon as he appeared he would disappear again. I remember being in a cramped house and loads of guys kept giving me weird looks and I was scared they were gonna try and kill me and as I tried to leave the house more and more doors appeared and I couldn't figure out how to get out.
That's when everything went grey and I woke up.

Saturday 5/4/13

last night bed 2am-9:30am

DR: I'm debating with someone, how in US, people don't greet each other when they see each other in the morning, or don't say "bye" when hanging up a phone call.

Going for a nap 11:15am -

I was living in a big house with my sister, my best friend (but i didn't know him in real life, he was my dream best friend) his name was dave,and his mom. The house had around 5 rooms. Then I asked dave if he was gay he said: no man, no way i'm gay
-i replied:
-dude i think you are gay, you kissed a guy on your first year of college
-what, i don't even remeber that
-well i do, you kissed that guy called ted
-no i did not
-let's time travel to make it clear to you again.
-fine lets go
We went out of the house and the college was like across the street, There was an abandoned old room in the campus and that was where our time travel was. We closed the door, the room was really dusty and old... like no one has went in here for ages. I got the magic chalk (dave sat in front of me), and drew 2 rectangles, side by side and said
-tower of the west, tower of the east
-I need to go to the past, forget my future and take me at last!
In a piece of paper i wrote the date i wanted to travel to: 1966 ( i can't remember the day or month

The room started glowinf, two structures the same size as two soccer goals appeared and closed us inside them, but the goals didn't have a net, instead they had like small glass windows all around them. The goals started spinning very fast around us and everything turned dark, when the light appeared again, the room looked brand new, it was clean and shiny, it had some nice desks and we were in 1966.

We got out of the room, the college looked so "fresh" and new. We looked for the past dave, and we saw past dave walking alone, we followed him and he met up with ted. We saw as they both kissed and dave looked at me like he couldn't beleive it jaja.
Dave wanted to talk to past Ted to ask him why they had kissed. We followed ted to a playground and then i rememberd that on that same spot was when ted had died that same day. I didn't think of the consequences and i yelled at ted,
-TEDD WATCH OUT,
I ran to dave andjumped on him to take him down so the flyring baseball ball would miss. I succeded, the ball that killed him missed and ted was alive, but instead the ball hit a dog that was behind us. It was a french poodle and he died from the impact...

I knew this couldn't be good, a dark hole started appearing and thunder shook the clouds above us. A strong wind started and the hole was sucking everything, Dave yelled at me " Alex lets gogo, we have to leave FASTT"
We ran like lunatics to the room. I got the chalk and wrote the present date i wanted to go back. I said the magic words and we were back to the present.
We got out of the room and we saw my sister looking for us. She was like
-Ohh there you guys are i was looking for both of you.
-we have to hide in our house quick, the zombie apocalipse will get here any moment.

I looked at dave and we knew this was our fault, we had fucked up the timeline in a huge way and now zombies were going to kill us. We got home and started drilling wood to the doors. All the doors and windows were covered with planks and wood. We just stood there waiting, and the zombies ripped right threw that door, they started coming in the house... we were dead men.
I woke up

So...
I have never met dave in real life, and time travel was pretty cool in my dream
to bad we caused the apocalipse :c

It was about 500 years ago and people were fighting with swords. I had about 10 (not sure how, maybe I had 10 arms?), they looked like the curved pirate swords from cartoons. I was fighting outside of Taco Bell killing dinosaurs and everyone that tried to kill me.

The next thing I remember is floating over Earth in the year 2112. The whole planet had been destroyed in a nuclear war. I watched the people rebuild it. There were no plants or animals, they became extinct after the nuclear war. After a few minutes, which was actually a few hundred years, there was just one big continent, shaped like Deadmau5's mouse head thing. He was the king. I became lucid for a few seconds and realized that all that was left of the world was one giant city with no life except humans, because we destroyed it all. The Deadmau5 continent got bigger until there wasn't much water left and all I could see was city lights. By then I already forgot that I was dreaming. I woke up not long after that.

05-04-2013 -- I am back working a shift at the Mercedes dealership I used to work at, and the other guard is hassling me because I can't seem to open my eyes ... literally. I can hear everything that is going on, but I can't see it because I can't wake up ... or maybe because I haven't fallen deep enough asleep. Anyway, he is also complaining that I am in the reception area, because they have changed policies, and they no longer want us in that area, even though that is where the security monitors are. I'm thinking if they want to make that big a fuss without actually bothering to tell me, they can fire me!

I've just come on, and the dealership is filled with hundreds of people ... far more than are ever here normally, and there seems to be a sort of party going on, with tons of people, including some lovely ladies, but I can't actually see any of the sales staff anywhere, so I have no idea what is going on. At least I can see, now.

Decide to go downstairs to use the restroom, just to find the doors to both restrooms have been kind of wallpapered over, so they are unavailable. I seem to remember some kind of employee restroom a little further back in the corridor by the parts department, so go to check there, but get distracted and return to the main showroom floor.

Where I find myself watching a fight between Spider-Man and the Green Goblin, and they are really going at it! At one point, the Savage Dragon jumps into things, as well! This can't be real, can it? I know super heroes don't really exist ... are they filming a movie or something? That may be it, because every time they turn to look our way, we duck out of sight, and get really quiet! "No," the costumed villain crouched next to me tells me, "We aren't staying out of a movie ... I just don't want to be beaten up."

Spider-Man scores a good punch on one of the bad guys, and he flies across the room to the lower level of the lobby (which was only a single story in real life ... but in dreams ...), and I decide it's all just too weird tonight, and I'm getting proof, so I whip out my trusty digital camera and start taking pictures. Soon after I start downloading them into my laptop when a Chinese guy starts to berate me for using the staff's computers. He looks like a cross between Charlie Chan and Mr. Fuji. I explain it is my computer and he's like "Uh ... ah ... well all right, then."

I start to descend the stairway from the reception desk down to the reception desk (hey, dream ...) and the crowds are getting ever thicker. The dress is also getting a lot more formal, and is starting to look like wedding party dresses or prom dresses ... something really nice. A nice looking, older blonde (40s), very professional looking, is a few steps behind me on the staircase, and she drops a present she is carrying, and it bounces down to me, so I pick it up and decide to carry it down for her. But when I get to the bottom of the staircase I find it blocked by a wall of presents, perhaps four feet deep and six feet across, completely blocking it. I drop the present on the stack and start to climb back up, explaining to the lady as I pass her, and fighting through the ever-worsening crowds, at times even climbing over small children to do so.

When I get back up near Janna's office (and it -is- now Janna's office, not a warehouse with super heroes fighting) I find myself staring at a little oriental girl, perhaps 8-10 years old who is obviously in the middle of a potty-mergency (thank you, Animaniacs) as she dances around. Suddenly an older Chinese woman who reminds me of a non-animated version of Cookie Kwan from the Simpsons walks up and tells me it is my responsibility to guide the girl (and 9 or 10 others) to the restroom. I try to refuse, but give in gracefully after a few seconds, and start to lead them to the short stairway down to the restrooms and parts.

Men's room no longer blocked, but it is being cleaned. The woman's room is still wallpapered over, so we continue on to the parts department, and this time I manage to find both men's and women's restrooms there. The kids use the restrooms. They also use the parts door leading outside, climb on the flower beds, and fall off. Thankfully the party is interesting enough that when they fall off they decide they aren't hurt.

I herd them back inside, and back up to the main showroom, and the crowds are worse than ever, so I try to get away slightly by stepping out onto the 'porch' by the main stairs up to the showroom, and just kind of look around, but even here it is crowded. As I stand there, Keith Thompson comes up behind me and demands to know why I have been avoiding him. I try to tell him I haven't been avoiding him as he searches through my (suitcase? gym bag? backpack?) and takes back the Kuya Kano CD he'd loaned me. He glances at it and sees there are a bunch of scratches on it, and demands to know what I have been doing with it, before he realizes the scratches just might be the music tracks.

I'm trying to explain I'm not avoiding him, things have just been hectic, when a couple of young Chinese guys say something that is probably slightly insulting, and Keith turns around and responds to them. The look of shock on their faces is great, and I just burst out laughing. It is Hiro and Ando from Heroes (yes, I know, when awake, Japanese, Chinese, different ... asleep, not so much). "I love that! I love the faces people make when they realize ..." Ando interrupts me "You know language!" I just keep laughing.

I start to turn back to Keith, only to discover he has stalked off, still angry, thinking I am avoiding him. I am about to go after him when I am distracted by a potential budding incident. Down at the base of the stairs there are three guys sitting there chanting. It seems to be a cross between Arabic and the chanting that 'Padulla' (Bubba Smith) did in Police Academy 4. Surrounding them are several white bread white guys praying in English. This is getting weirder by the second. They all seem to be working together at something, and again I pull out my camera to try and get some odd pictures, but another person on the stairs asks if I have permission to take photos, saying he doubts they want their fight captured on film. That comment is all it takes for it to start to turn into a fight, rather than working together.

I am starting to get worried, when everything changes. Across the street (where there is supposed to be a freeway) is a stadium, and there is a serial killer in the stadium who's weapon of choice is an air cannon (t-shirt gun) he loads with some sort of orange goop that kills anyone it hits. He shoots at 10 or 12 people in the stadium, and in the process turns an entire section of seats orange, before he turns his attention to us and starts firing our way.

Almost seems like he is trying to miss, like he is giving us a chance to scatter and run, but there are several people who are commenting they aren't going to run or back down, and they look like people from my choir. I'm kind of in between. I'm not going to run away, but if a shot comes my way, I am sure going to dodge.

BLANG! A shot hits the window next to me and coats it orange, then I feel a tiny sting and hear a loud clattering, and I turn to look at the staircase I'm standing on, and there are thousands of jelly beans or gum balls or something of the sort rolling down the stairs. I look around carefully, and find a dumpster where the flowerbed should be, filled with four or five people wearing bird mascot costumes. For some reason they are here to throw candy whenever the serial killer shoots his goop.

As far as I am concerned, anybody who wears a giant bird mascot costume in public has already consented to have their photo taken, so I am pulling out my camera to try to get some pictures, but suddenly it won't work. The camera won't focus. I keep bumping the wrong buttons, I can barely even hold the camera, and suddenly it is falling to pieces!

#1 - Missed Opportunity!! [DILD]

I was in a warehouse setting where I was doing something that I feel like I would have wanted to remember, but I can't recall it very well. This is most likely because it was my first dream of the night and I fell asleep high because I had smoked to get rid of a good deal of stomach pain. I vaguely remember a couple quick, nondescript but tauntingly awesome looking flashes of it and then I went though this big opening to be standing outside of a small building waaay up high on a cliff. It basically looked, from my perspective, like it was a cliff looking down into the Grand Canyon, it was so far away. I could also see a bustling city in the center of it in the distance, and I decided that it would be really cool if I got to the city by doing a running jump and roll off over the cliff and just bounce all the way down there. I wanted to get a good shot so I climbed up to the top of the building I was next to (somehow...) so I would have more running space, but as soon as I turned back around to get the view again the whole scenery had changed to just be a city around me. Damn it!!

I was sad but then I heard a mysterious evil voice saying that they had kidnapped someone and hid them on a tall rooftop, so I scanned the area and found them. I flew over to the roof and this guy was just stuck up there and he was grateful to be saved but seemed really unstable. He was really paranoid about being touched and backed away from me when I tried to approach him, and then things got really psychedelic before my eyes. He was rapidly transforming into different humanoid shapes, the only one I can really remember being a LEGO body, but I knew that it was just because the dream was falling apart.

#2 - Star Wars Restaurant [DILD]

I was with some girl at a Star Wars themed restaurant, and there was a dream leading up to it I'm pretty certain, but I can't really remember how we got there. I became lucid as I was just looking at her, but then shortly after that I woke up.

Not the most exciting thing, but still a lucid.

#3 - One Gathering After Another [DILD]

I was hanging out in this big building in some room that was supposed to be like a chatroom except in person, and it was for DV users. Unfortunately I don't really remember anything that happened in this room , but afterwards I met up with my friend M and went with her to a party downstairs. There were lots of people I knew there, including this guy GL that I hugged, and when I was there I started becoming lucid. I noticed that there were far too many things in my pockets to be comfortable, like significantly more than they could actually hold since they're pretty small, so I decide to go find somewhere I could safely put them down. As I was leaving I saw this girl S and her girlfriend P who I had just met recently at a meeting of BDSM people around here. Somehow I decided that they must be good lucid dreamers, so I had them come with me.

We all three walked out of the room and then flew up and phased through the ceiling up to the next floor. I was taking us back to the chatroom, but we had to walk through this fancy party (almost like a ball with royal dresses) to get there and we lost S along the way. I got to the room and noticed that there were lots of people I knew from growing up there now like this girl AH I met in kindergarten instead of people from that forum. I wasn't phased and just started emptying my pockets there, but in the meantime my lips began to swell and were feeling very bizarre. I tried to distract myself from the sensation but it was very solid. I turned around and P told me that we needed to grab S before we went back to the party, but we would have to find her first because she had shapeshifted into a girl in a fancy dress in that room. I see this short girl in black and suddenly know that it's her, so I just walk up to her and grab her around the waist and say come on and she gives in.

I think this dream could have gone on longer, but the lips thing was becoming worse and worse and I started trying to move my tongue around to see if I could get my real body to do it and see if I was lying on my face in an uncomfortable way or something, but I couldn't tell so I just said to hell with it, time to wake up. I opened my eyes seconds later and, of course, there was nothing wrong.

#4 - Time Flowing Backwards [Non-Lucid]

I got up in the morning and I was using my cannabidiol oil, and the first thing I noticed was the clock in my room. The second hand was moving backwards, and I became slightly concerned about it. Not enough to really spring into action, though. I went into the bathroom to start putting the drops on my tongue, and saw that the clock in there was still moving normally. I was suspicious of it though, and didn't think of it as enough evidence to convince me that time wasn't flowing backwards.

#5 - Depth? Who Needs It? [DILD]

I was in a class in what appeared to be something like high school, but I was communicating with someone I only met this semester in college, this girl in my humanities class named C who sits two seats to the right of me. She wasn't actually in the class though, while this guy SJ from high school was, I was just talking to her remotely. Depending on when it was in the dream I was either typing an email or instant message to her or something or I was writing on a piece of paper that magically functioned like that and filled in messages whenever we wrote them. She was talking about mushrooms and I told her they were really cool. She said she secretly wanted to try them but she was afraid of getting into it all, and she used this metaphor where she said for example that a reason that she wouldn't want to use amphetamine is because it speeds you up and she wants to experience her thoughts at the natural pace, she doesn't want any of her life to race by and when it came to mushrooms she felt the same way about her creativity.

Around this time Rob Huebel and Rob Riggle walked into the room and I perceived them as cops based on their comedy routine that they showed in Super High Me. At that time I suddenly noticed that I had a bong in my hands and was hiding it under the table, and they never saw it though it should have been really obvious. I became a bit nervous and sort of forgot about my communication with C, but then I started to become lucid. I got up and hurled the bong at the wall and watched it shatter, and in the process I accidentally knocked my cellphone forward off of the table. I stretched out over it and tried to reach down and back to reach it but it was too far away, but then I got an idea. I did that trick like where a cartoon character will act like the moon actually is really tiny and right there in the sky and they'll just put their fingers right around it in their point of view and grab it, and it worked perfectly. My phone was a little bit smaller than normal but I still had it in my hand, so I put it in my pocket and started walking off.

I could tell that the dream was starting to fade away, and I saw this large girl in blue scrubs around my age who reminds me of someone I've seen before at school leaving the classroom. I jumped up on to her and just hugged and squeezed her, but as she started taking us out of the room things were getting very dark and all I could really still do was hear people talking in the halls. I started making out with her and could feel it a bit and I had hoped that this might revive the dream, but no luck.

When I woke up I really wanted to go back to bed and try to keep this crazy ride going, but I had a friend who crashed here overnight and I didn't want to be rude by just staying passed out all morning, so maybe next time!

In my dream yesterday night my wife an I won a contest to visit every restaurant in New York city. There were reservations all set up for us, but when we got to the first restaurant, they informed us that instead of everything being paid for no matter what we got, they would give us cash that we could use to buy dinner, so that we couldn't spend over a certain amount. I thought that sounded reasonable, so I said fine, and they guy hands me $500. I exclaimed to him that that was great! We would have $500 for each restaurant, which would leave some leftover for the really expensive restaurants, etc. That's when he told me the $500 was it for all the restaurants. So we won a chance to eat at every restaurant in NYC, but had to split $500 to make it happen...

Driving in a car with Andrew's aunt Janet, I'm sleepy, we're not talking, she swerves, I'm about to tell her "your driving isn't as bad as they say" but then I realize she's a crazy driver and don't say it...

Dream recall from today's naps.

Nap #1(fragment):

At some point in dream i was in my room and i was standing and staring at the wall. I spontaneously realize that i am dreaming, some weird voice keeps repeating word "Nila", and i can't move for some reason. Shortly dream fades to black before i can do anything. Voice still repeating that word and i try to visualize some other place but shortly i feel somebody's hands on my shoulders. Some other voice starts saying something along the lines "You will wake up, you will wake up right now"( ), i say "No" while still trying to change location and move, but shortly i indeed wake up.

Nap #2(fragments):

I was at home and there was something weird happening. I was busy in the bathroom, but some family member was interrupting and annoying me. Then everyone left and i was looking in the window. At the street, somebody was driving huge truck like crazy, ramming everything and causing total destruction. I decided to go outside and check it out. He did managed to crash the truck to the point of it not working, but even after that he was never giving up and was still trying to destroy everything by throwing some heavy objects. There were also alot of construction workers around trying to repair everything. Then building and nearby trees were set on fire and burned out.

I had a dream of my crush. She was in the hospital and had given birth to a baby girl. The baby was healthy. Obviously, my Crush looked exhausted and un-makeuped, but was happy and relieved. She held the baby close to her face, closed her eyes, and smiled softly. I couldn't tell if I was actually in the room in 1st person, or an observer.

There seemed to be a time skip. My crush and the child were walking in the parking lot of our local outlet. They were walking toward the baby/toddler store. Her daughter had long light brunette hair, almost like mine but almost blondish. She was quite happy, and holding my crush's hand. The daughter jumped out of joy. My crushed let go of her hand, and jumped, too. From my perspective I was behind them, but close. I made a conscious decision to jump, too. I did. However, by jumping it caused my leg to jerk hard in real life, so I woke up.

I did fall back asleep, and think I had another dream about my crush, but I can't remember.